Aisling Bea's Story Has John Malkovich in Stitches | Aisling Bea On The Jonathan Ross Show
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- čas přidán 14. 07. 2020
- John Malkovich can't control his laughter whilst Aisling breaks down her VERY sweaty Malaysian experience!
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A lot of actors just wait for their turn to talk...Malkovich actually listens.
It's because he used to be deaf.
@@dpalmerama Interesting... but not every former deaf person is a good listener. Having experienced deafness MIGHT make someone have more empathy, better manners, genuine interest...but it is definitely not a guarantee. I knew a girl who was mostly deaf whose parents spoiled the crap out of her during her deaf years, during and after her surgeries and even after she was a fully hearing person again. She routinely stomped all over every conversation in her earshot...even those she wasn't part of. She listened to no one and talked over everyone...peers, elders, children, strangers, EVERYONE. She did it at her sister's wedding. During the vows. Her sister married a profoundly deaf man who was a lovely man, sympathized a bit with spoiled girl because he thought parenting was to blame and was very forgiving so spoiled girl got second, third, fourth, fifth and sixth chances...with predictable results. I truly think Malkovich has lovely manners and it isn't just his personal history. But I love learning that about him. He's a favorite actor of mine.
@@dpalmerama where do you get that from ? No source ? There is nothing to be found he was "deaf"
That goes for 99% of the population!
He's clearly comfortable in his own skin and a respectable gentleman!
Aisling is amazing. I love how she had that instant and very funny response of "I'm not going out with you and I thought I was on this show due to merit." Brilliant woman.
Making John Malkovich laugh is the next best thing to being John Malkovich.
John Malkovich always comes across as the real deal. No pretence, no posturing and no ego. He seems like a lovely bloke.
i met him in a theatre bar in vienna, youre right, he is....
Aisling is so skilled and handled the prying questions about her personal life really well
Were they really that prying?
I think that might have been a setup gag.
Maybe❤r❤r
I don't find her at all funny. And you're on a chat show to talk about yourself fgs...
To be fair “you know what it’s like when you walk and you fall over” is a great line
I love the way John Mlakovich is sharp enough to roll with her deadpan humour, a lot of celebs don't pick up on that sort of thing.
yaisum he was funnier than her. By light years
@@foxfroth2179 He's fantastic. I forget sometimes how good he is as an actor, on top of that he's fascinating and entertaining to listen to in general.
yaisum did you see him in that pirate series?
@@foxfroth2179 No but I'm taking that as a recommendation.
Sarcasm and Satire...the classic British and Irish humour...most Americans don't get it but John Malkovich has spent a lot of time over here and worked with a lot of our great actresses and actors so he knows the score.
John Malkovich seems like such a quirky guy, but at the same time, super intelligent, has a sense of humor, and seems like such a gentleman.
I have always loved John Malkovich. One of the all time best actors IMO.
He seems like he'd be fun to just hang out with and have a beer.
He is an absolute boss.
@@remiabrahams8623 What I wouldn't give to climb inside his head for 20 minutes and then be dropped in a ditch alongside the New Jersey turnpike.
I hope his persona as a gentle man is genuine [I believe it is] - I just love him. Big fan since Dangerous Liaisons. I'd wager his friends and family adore him. OX
John Malkovich sounds like he just discovered that he can use words to communicate but doesn't want to let on how exciting that is.
This is perfect
I've searched for years for the right words.
Now I know why I couldn't find them.
You had them! 👍👍👍😉😊👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
He makes us hang on his every word. 😂
he's the J Mascis of acting
Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how well she handled that question about if she's single or not? 10/10.
Can we ALSO take a moment to share how annoying these " Can we take a moment to appreciate..." comments are?!?!
@@dianemalec1751 come on now, there is no need to be rude.
I was gonna draw attention to the very same thing! It made me laugh and I liked how effective it was. It's not an important question and it got thrown to the wayside. I also liked how John played along with it.
@@girl_plays_ There's nothing rude about that. This format of phrasing things is annoying and I think for me it stems from the fact that it encourages groupthink. Maybe I'm reading too much into it, but it annoys me a little.
@@dianemalec1751 Not as annoying as douches in the reply section.....
I just realised that Malaysian joke about leaving the chicken at the temple is basically an Irish catholic mammy going lighting votive candles for exams😂
As an Irishman married to a (half) Malaysian woman, yes. Exactly this!
Oddly enough, as an Asian Catholic, I'm right down the middle of those two examples, and our version is offering eggs at the monastery and, in exchange, they bless the pens or the (No.2 lead) pencils the kids'll use for the exam.
@hello what's a poor choice?
@@kuroku7105 Now that is funny!!!!! I didn't get any of it before LOL
What?
Aisling is a treasure. A warm happy soul unfazed by the harsh world.
Hahaha have you ever met a comedian? Or an Irish person? 🤣
Chris Eveley Why? Please explain.
She's so funny! 😂 Such a unique personality
I would say "Sculpted by the harsh world" :)
Simp
The interaction John Malkovich just explains about when people see him is exactly what happened when my boyfriend who was working at Ace Hardware saw John Malkovich. John was getting some part to fix his daughter's faucet while she was attending Reed college! He was wearing pajamas when he came in, and I guess was really kind to all the folks working there. I love the idea of famous people like him, walking to the hardware store in PJs to fix his daughter's stuff. It's just something that any good dad would do.
“Fix faucet”
Imagine buying your child a house just for university.
@@Yotrek I really dont think he owns the house, there are tons of huge gorgeous old rentals in the area. I really just think he needed water to come out of the faucet while he was there and it was a weekend. Not many landlords come the instant you need em. Anyways, if you can afford to pay Reed College tuition ($78,000 per year [sourced from their website just now!]) You would think he'd be able to hire a plumber but eh
Reed college?? Uh-oh.
@@philipclock yeah his youngest went there, shes all graduated now, but yeah it's an extremely liberal liberal arts school!
Haha just looked up Malkovich kids, that $78000 a year tuition got her an education worthy to wo3k at a grocery store, as a clerk... wtf?! His son who also lives here was arrested during the protests and he looks like a lil young jack black. LOL now I know more about the Malkovich family than I ever anticipated!
Props to Aisling to shutting down Ross's relationship question.
she did it so nicely too, even though the question was a bit sexist. I know he did not intend it to be.
Oh get a grip. Everything guests on these shows are asked is scripted. Every guest has certain stories they want to tell or certain jokes they want to work in to their appearance. The pretend questions are just a method of setting them up for the joke or the story they want to tell. It's a very transparent ruse designed to make you think the guests are all these quick witted charming people that always have something entertaining to say.
@@Rowgue51Yes, many shows have some prescripted questions but not all of the questions and responses are. You need to have some organic conversational talk to keep things moving. Based on how he was silent afterwards, I don't think that was scripted. People tend to ask Aisling questions about her romantic life. Women comedians, in general, are asked more about their families and less on their content and stories. Male comedians do not need to dodge family questions nearly as much as women do. That was what I was getting at.
@@logananderson7881
And it's bullshit.
@@Rowgue51 do a lot of guesting on talk shows, do you?
You cannot find a bad Irish storyteller. It's genetically impossible.
its probably the Guinness kicking.
damn! u irish have everything!
greetings from Rio!
Sorry to say it, but you've just found one.
@@Auriflamme Aww, I'm sorry. But hey, your pic looks like Jesus so there's that!😊
@@CheersNE Only Jesus was a good storyteller. It feels like everything you say just ends up mocking me. 😂
@@Auriflamme 🙊
"How does the 'chicken-in-the-temple' joke end?"
"To get to...The Other Side."
That's more funny than the whole clip.
CLEVER !!
This response made me giggle a little...but then I really got it...and now, I can't. fucking. breathe. 😂😂😂☠☠☠
Brilliant!!!
The "APPLAUSE" light is now on!
3:06 This is the difference between Jonathan Ross and Graham Norton. In one second, Jonathan demonstrates that he hasn't really been listening to anything Aisling was saying, and just zoned out until it was time to ask the next question. As if to say: "I'm bored with that story now, I want to move on."
Well said, well noticed.
Wasn't the funnier of stories tbh.. He probably knows what she is going to say, must be quite boring sometimes
You do know there is something called editing?
@@BelCantoLari 🤔. Meeow!!!😃
@@BelCantoLari to be fair, it is hard to compete by any mean with graham norton, he found his vocation...like only he can make everybody comfy and giving their best with no effort.
That guy sitting next to Aisling sure looks like John Malkovich.
Doesn't sound a thing like him though.
Eh. He looks similar. Just a bit older.
he looks like john malkovich cos he IS JOHN MALKOVICH.
@@thedisabledwelshman9266 Yeah right, and I'm Tom Cruise.
You should not drink so much alcohol before you post Michael.
@@markmark5269 what ever mate
As someone from Malaysia, I can honestly say that Aisling's description of the weather there is NO JOKE. xD
What about the chickens though
@@jonnnney I’m also curious.
@@jonnnney @KW I haven't personally heard that one 🤣🤣
@@sh3n3ng meanwhile the chicken says, “FFS, move on, would you please!” 🐣
Climate.
Her humor reminded me painfully of my dad. Long gone but bittersweet to hear that kind of humor. Thank you.
wow surgical deflection of the dating question, nice.
Fredddie Mercury live aid
Not rehearsed obviously - like...!
John M is one of those rare people who you could drop anywhere in the world, from a Barrios to a Palace and if you came back a hour later he'd have made a bunch of new friends and be sat laughing over dinner with them!
I’ll tell you what, he’s one American (?) who can pull off an English accent ... which is surprisingly rare.
So is Aisling! 😊
Aisling really has that comic genius where it doesn’t matter what she says but her delivery and timing makes it hilarious… 😂
Yeah, the laugh she came up with when giving the lame joke example was what got me, and I think that was ultimately what made John laugh, too 😂
Aisling is quickly becoming one of my top 5 comedians, she's hilarious
She's just so smart and quick-witted.
She IS Irish so...
Who. I love comedy but I've never heard of her..
@@xr6lad Yeah she ain't that big yet and wouldn't been known globally but she's funny and only getting more famous by the day
@@The_Republic_of_Ireland Despite that, she seems fairly sober.
"I'm not going to go out with you Jonathan, I thought I was on this show by merit and that's not gonna happen"
😂😂😂😂😂
Brilliant.
Bravo Aisling.
yeah, nicely done .... and the "that's not gonna happen" also referring to the 'merit' bit ... :)
Thought she was hilarious 😂 and made that show, with John Malkovich ! Great to watch 😃😄
What a gentleman. He steered the conversation away from Jonathons inappropriate question with such ease and joy
Which question?
4:02 "Are you single? Are you dating?"
Seriously Johnny Joseph, in what universe is it inappropriate to ask somebody if they are winching? Get a grip.
Interesting how men are never asked these questions
@@a697ag - Actually, they are asked those questions...
I love watching John laugh at her story. 😂
John malkovich is starting to look like a Bond villain
Starting to?
I thought he was. But that was Johnny English
He's getting the pig out again
Hilarious! Thanks for the laugh.
Looking more like the virus from Con Air.
Aisling needs to host her own show. She is amazing and hugely funny.
Not to mention beautiful
And an absolute delight on every game show I've seen her on...
The thing I love most about her is her wit and it makes watching her on literally anything the best, she's so quick at comebacks and the things she comes out with are pure gold 😂
Yes! 100% yes!
She is so funny. I love her
Why doesn’t Aisling have her own talk show? She’s so personable, interesting and invested in the moment. Just a Canadian fan 🇨🇦🥰
Met Malkovich at SeaTac Airport! Walked up , introduced myself, and he was very nice to me! Crowded airport an lots of people. He shook my hand and was very nice! Great moment!
It must be frustrating getting mistaken for John Malkovich all the time. I can't believe how calmly Michael Stipe handles it here.
Hysterical 🤩🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Francisco Oreiro Rial Are you short or did you duck? Because the joke clearly went over your head, probably even made a whooshing sound on the way over!!
Bwahaha!!!! I’m laughing so much I can’t type…😂
That comment was funnier than anything said in this video.
John is an actual chill dude, he'd be awesome to have a drink with over a weekend.
Seems like he may hang out with Kevin spacey
A drink lol haha try a hit of acid now that be cool
Love the way Aisling shut down Jonathan's personal and irrelevant question .
Why? Who cares?
@@Frankincensedjb123 you cared enough to comment no?
Y’all act like it wasn’t planned lol
It was likely in his notes from a pre-interview. She's a comedian. I'm guessing she has some material on that subject.
The way he said it felt very leading. Like "I know you have a story about this. Here's the easy setup for it."
It's relevant; and she can answer it however she wants... Men get asked this question in interviews too,... what's the problem?
Aisling is a fantastic combination of incredibly quick-witted and utterly shameless.
LMAO made me laugh out loud when she described how dumb the falling over joke was. Aisling is a brilliant comedian.
The chicken in the temple joke, is just like the “You know when you’re walking and you fall over, ahahaaha”
John Malkovich loves Dad jokes 😂
That was so funny 😁
Aisling is priceless. I love her so much and she always cracks me up.
John Malkovich's response "Oh yes he would!" was brilliant.
Whilst Jonathan Ross continues to be a complete tool.
Priceless?
She only charges me €60 for 10 minutes.
I liked your last sentence. He learned it from David Frost.
Absolutely a major prick who interrupts his guests thinking he's funny detest the man
I have nothing against JR. I've never met him. Maybe you know him personally?
What did Aisling say before John responded “Oh yes he would”
Brilliantly closing Ross' inane question down, but also love how JM steals the attention masterfully but effortlessly, making it about her and him instead.
Aisling and malkovich make a great interview duo on here. 2nd time ive come back to this. Quite charming
John was not expecting the chicken joke will actually end so funny.
She is so naturally funny, no try hard, no wringing a joke out of nothing to death. Awesome
“It’s like we were all creating rain with our own bodies.” 😂
Couple years ago comment sections were full of Aisling hate, good to see that's changed
Never heard of her
@@tungstenkid2271 congrats
@@tungstenkid2271 nice troll
What? Why?
Still hate her
I feel like John would be the hardest person to impress, but he's definitely your biggest fan Aisling 😂
Never heard of Aisling Bea but seeing this I got fascinated by her mimics. She's a star actress. Won't forget miss Bea
She guested on "8 out of 10 cats does Countdown" quite a few times - they're on YT and you would love them!
John Malkovich has the most iconic voice ever & he reminds me of Chris Walken as its hard to pin him down to who he really is.
Rodney Bidmade - he’s just a dude, playing a dude, disguised as another dude 😂
@@jasonjackson5696 Johnception
@@cathalorourke1 🤣
@@DB-xo6xh he's prime realastate for a impressionist to count on. Not too many actors in Hollywood left that has that destint voice that can stand out over 100 others. Poor Morgan Freeman and Pacino. They've wore those ole fellows out since they've been around for almost 50 years. Pacino of coarse was a late bloomer.
I met Christopher Walken when i was a young kid under 10 years old (1978 i think it was)
Every day for about 4 years (school days only) i would come home from school for my lunch and on the way home i would go get some shopping (newspapers, rolls, milk ect) for this old lady who lived at the bottom of my street, turned out that old lady was Christopher Walkens gran who was very old and housebound and living on her own.
One day i went up to her door to get the cash for her shopping and Christopher Walken answered the door lolol.
I actually had no idea who he was at the time, but he came up and met my mum and dad and they told me later who he was (my mum and dad had no idea i was doing this old ladies shopping every day for 4 years.
Aisling is a gem and i love John Malkovich he's so original there's noone like him.
He stays true to himself but doesn’t think of himself less or stranger than the rest of us
I admire John Malkovich. He was such a memorable villain in 'In the Line of Fire' (1993). And he has such distinctive crisp and clear diction in 'Beowulf'. Truly one of the few really good actors.
JM with the assist to help Aisling dodge the inappropriate "are you single" question. Golden! Two of the best right here!
John Malkovich a very pleasant and exceptional actor, he seems to have been around for ever.
Woah she owned that Space in the most empowering and yet inclusive way. Loved that.
It's ALWAYS hilarious when a non-joke hooks you for NO REASON! 🤣
Love the way she thinks calmly on her feet, for example when he asked if she was dating out there, and where she answers I'm not dating you.. I thought I was on the show by merit.. 👌 and how she keeps calm talking about awkward stuff when it got abit awkward (eventhough she spoke much about it) and he quickly asked another question.
I wish I could be more like that like her.
Malkovich is one of my favorite actor...
John malkovic in Of mice and men will always be one of my all time rolls to watch. Absolute incredible human
"I don't think John Malkovich would be caught in a cheap off-license shop"
"Oh yes he would"
Based.
"Whaps" might be my new favourite word ever! 😂😂😂
Waps
@Zoned 247 I think the word you are thinking of has an O, no? Acronym for Without papers...
@Zoned 247 that's very true!!
Every now and then I've got to come and watch this again. Never ceases to make me laugh.
She's brilliant. Very open and relaxed. Love her.
Rock on Aisling, you put Ross in his place so hard, it was magical
You do realise it was an obviously rehearsed joke, this is what rehearsals are for.
@@Sciencedgofood
Literally everything in the world is rehearsed in some way, shape or form
Lighten up
Like you said, it was a joke, it was funny and Aisling Bea is awesome, so what’s the problem?
And that was how Aisling and John started dating.
I'm happy that Aisling Bea exists. Too much funny! XD
Malkovich is genuinely charmed
The "Chicken at the Temple" joke has been FOUND! >>> czcams.com/video/d5PHSwEr0Po/video.html
My first introduction to this woman was right now and I just love her! Where has she been all my life? She’s hilarious!
I've been following Aisling for the last 8 years and it's amazing to see how well she has done. Incredible actress has comedian.. and uses her platform for good.
... Incredible actress and* comedienne* who* uses her platform ...
I love how this is discussed so openly without judgement...if someone on a talk show here in the US went into this story, most people would react completely awkward & judgemental
Makes me think of Amy Schumer.
John Malkovich is one of those actors that get so much into their roles even when they're not acting it still seems like they're not fully out of character.
Im sorry l've never heard of her. She is hilarious, and a great story teller. Great laughs at a time when I needed I needed one. Laughter is therapeutic at times.
Me too. It’s my first time seeing her and she is just hysterical 👏👏👏👏🥰💖🌻🌻🌻🌻
John is one of my heroes. A true gentleman and fellow akward person
great actor, first role I saw him in was Empire of the sun but my favorite film with John in was Clint Eastwood's film In the Line of Fire with John playing a very good baddie.
Same
JM is one extraordinary charismatic actor. Loved him in « Burn after reading ». He was outstanding in « The new Pope ».
I had the pleasure of seeing the show mentioned at the end of this video (at Rose Theatre, Kingston) and shook the hand of somebody who looked and sounded very much like John Malcovich.... :)
I met John Malkovich at the Birmingham Rep circa 2007. Lovely man.
This is Fantastic. She's just a delight in every way. But Every person here Did Their Part.. and did it correctly.
My favorite part "has anyone ever told you you look like John Malkovich" freaking hilarious
When are we gonna get a female led celebrity chat show here, Aisling would be a great choice
She'd be bored by it.
That's a fair question. I know there's is one, but she's an older lady. I think it's called IQ?
The Girlie Show in the 90’s was the females chance at hosting a celebrity based chat show. Hence why they’ve never been given another throw of the dice.
Chelsea Handler!
When people actually wanted to watch it
John appears to be the perfect guest to a Malaysian comedy show.
She is perfect. Stunning and hilarious 😍😍😍
I wish John Malkovich could read to me nightly story. Imagine him reading three little pigs,
I reckon he would make it sound terrifying
I've watched this (you all know the bit I'm taking about) like 50 times, I've shown it to people, I've come back to it and search it again every now and then. I laugh every time.
Imagine her and Zooey Deschanel in the same room.
Call Graham Norton, they need to do a show together!
I was totally thinking the same thing when I watched this!!
Too much. My brain would explode.
And Katy Perry and maybe Jennifer connelly both with bangs
Good idea, I’ll do that.
Aisling is definitely the funniest female comedian we have here. I laugh with all of her jokes and definitely share her sense of humour! Love you Aisling. Keep doing what you do :D
Over time I have watched this clip at least 10 times. A gem
"That famous test of age..." oh man!😂🤣😂
The famous test of age is whether a pencil placed in the same place falls out or stays there. If it stays it's a fail
She’s priceless , amazing humor
One of the finest actors John malkovich
That guy really does the best impersonation of John Malkovich I have ever seen. I can understand why the guy in the off license thought do too.
I love Aisling Bea.
Aisling was brilliant and she and john looked like they had a genuine rapport with (and maybe even crush on) eachother... maybe they already have, but they would probably be great in a movie together
"John Malcovich would never come into an off-license this cheap"
"Oh yes he would"
Cracks me up every time I see it
What’s an off-license?
A shop that sells alcohol.
@@loki2655 l always thought it was a betting place...ty for that info
More than welcome.
I saw Jimmy Page checking out the alcohol section in Lidl in Bangor once.
So glad the algorithm pointed this out to me! Never heard of her before but I won't forget her. Rather charming, too.
She’s so adorable 💜
Love John Malkovich he's such a great actor and really funny
I LOVE her humor. Brilliant.
Aisling was really feeling John and it was a joy to watch, lol. Jonathan was basically didnt need to be there 😂
Aisling is one of the greatest comedians anywhere at the present. Possibly the contemporary Dave Allen. I do not say that lightly.
Together with Sarah Millican, Aisling is one of the funniest women out there in Stand Up. I wish there were more of her routines of her on Youtbe.
Not Sarah, please. I can not stand her.
Wait, Sarah Millican is supposed to be a comedian?!
@@nothingontheinside4635 thank you Dave. Finally someone with some sense.
My god she’s just perfect 😂😍