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  • čas přidán 22. 05. 2024
  • Get involved! What do you think the best things are about being a man or a woman?
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  • @attackpatterndelta8949
    @attackpatterndelta8949 Před 3 lety +4688

    I’m always impressed with how the camera operator manages to find the people in the audience who shout stuff out.

    • @Silly_Goose68
      @Silly_Goose68 Před 3 lety +27

      Same!

    • @ju1c1ne
      @ju1c1ne Před 3 lety +118

      Production crews play a key role in telling the camera operator where to look at.

    • @drewdavies2653
      @drewdavies2653 Před 3 lety +4

      The 21st

    • @juliabuonincontro8617
      @juliabuonincontro8617 Před 3 lety +56

      Well we don’t know for sure if those were all the actual people who called out. If the crew can’t find the person, they prob just pick someone expressive lol

    • @nondescriptnyc
      @nondescriptnyc Před 3 lety +24

      I am sure it depends on the comic, but there are comics that pre-arrange for these comments and questions, making it easy for cameras to find them. e.g., I saw Paula Poundstone perform at two different venues, and it was clear that she had plants in the audience because the two shows had the same overall flow, with most of the audience comments and questions being identical.

  • @cyny6305
    @cyny6305 Před 3 lety +1520

    Anyone can banter with an audience, but she can IMPROVISE and that is not easy. Brilliant.

    • @mrchocolatetoast1355
      @mrchocolatetoast1355 Před 3 lety +5

      Isnt being able to improvise the bare minimum u need to banter with the audience

    • @peterclarke7240
      @peterclarke7240 Před 3 lety +6

      Give it a whirl. Sounds like you could make a fortune!

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye Před 3 lety +5

      I, for one, can't wait to see him. I'm already preparing my sides to accept they are going to be aching soon :)

    • @jantimorason3341
      @jantimorason3341 Před 3 lety

      Peter Clarke het gft

    • @doritolegend9664
      @doritolegend9664 Před 3 lety +1

      No one can do that as it's to controversial but she can.

  • @jasmineparker-slatten5424
    @jasmineparker-slatten5424 Před 3 lety +3003

    Her comedy is very unique because it's mainly revolved around interacting with her audience and coming up with her jokes on the fly

    • @reylime2991
      @reylime2991 Před 3 lety +48

      It’s great, no ghostwriter

    • @Chromeberd
      @Chromeberd Před 3 lety +33

      That's not unique. It's called improvisation. Comedians have specialized in this since forever.

    • @jasmineparker-slatten5424
      @jasmineparker-slatten5424 Před 3 lety +85

      @@Chromeberd i agree, but she interacts with the audience more than any other comedian i have ever seen. Her act is different from those i have seen in the past

    • @Chromeberd
      @Chromeberd Před 3 lety +7

      @@jasmineparker-slatten5424 Pretty sure Dave Chappelle just sits down and talks to his audience. Just saying it's much more common than you might think.

    • @skepticusmaximus184
      @skepticusmaximus184 Před 3 lety +3

      Yes she's great like that. I once pulled the wings off a fly, and had to make jokes on the walk.

  • @tracylf5409
    @tracylf5409 Před 2 lety +336

    "They're not really free, love, are they?"
    My late, great mother used to say, "Men. They ask you out to dinner and then later on try to squeeze it out of you". Lol!

  • @sammy112001
    @sammy112001 Před 4 lety +3820

    “No periods” I’m a woman and this is true periods are awful

    • @soreenloaf7519
      @soreenloaf7519 Před 4 lety +6

      Well some are bad

    • @wordsculpt
      @wordsculpt Před 4 lety +62

      Absolutely! And then add on the pain of childbirth!

    • @help8help
      @help8help Před 3 lety +57

      How about not feeling cold all the time. It seems to be the case with a large percentage of women that they are always feeling cold. Maybe that's major reason women put up with men. We're something warm to hug.

    • @diruholic
      @diruholic Před 3 lety +7

      Lady's Mantle tea really helps with cramps.

    • @cerealonmytoast4663
      @cerealonmytoast4663 Před 3 lety +11

      i dont get angry during my period i get angry after lol idk why but my family becomes super chill cuz they just dont want to start a 2 hour argument with me that i will bring up the next day and make u want to cry

  • @lm9327
    @lm9327 Před 4 lety +4573

    They're not really free, love, are they?

    • @mnomadvfx
      @mnomadvfx Před 4 lety +154

      At least she's honest about it - Sarah that is, the audience member was somewhat embarrassed and chose not to answer.

    • @c0rr0s10n
      @c0rr0s10n Před 3 lety +29

      she should've pointed to her backdrop of the chicken and penises.

    • @Pestolents
      @Pestolents Před 3 lety +36

      I mean, to be fair. If the woman was going to blow him (or do more) any way then the food really was free.

    • @Friendship1nmillion
      @Friendship1nmillion Před 3 lety +14

      *NOT* unless you're the wife of Jamie Oliver. 🦸‍♀️🏆👨‍🍳🍱⛔💳

    • @lubberwalker
      @lubberwalker Před 3 lety +24

      They're free for my wife.
      I spent years trying to get her out of the freezer but eventually gave up.
      Whining and dining didn't work. Sweet nothing's meant nothing. Sweet somethings meant less. Love and hugs were never returned. Now we're divorcing.

  • @leejay1936
    @leejay1936 Před 3 lety +668

    I love how adorable and proper she is, even when she cusses like a drunken sailor on shore leave.

    • @lynortnort107
      @lynortnort107 Před rokem +13

      yes! That is what I love about her too. I cannot word it any better than you did!

  • @todaywefly4370
    @todaywefly4370 Před 3 lety +1922

    That moment when she realised those dinners weren’t really free.😳

    • @jaolin6042
      @jaolin6042 Před 3 lety +112

      1:20 The guy thinking "Oh, Sarah, why did you tell her..."

    • @YeyeVlogs1
      @YeyeVlogs1 Před 2 lety +62

      But, it’s an attempt of levelling the playing field rather than the guy benefiting more in the relationship because let’s face it, it’s usually the women who end up doing more in the relationship especially when they get married. Free dinner from a guy is just a consolation.

    • @brontepetropoulos4755
      @brontepetropoulos4755 Před 2 lety +3

      Luv luv luv your comment
      Ozz

    • @noone-hd1ck
      @noone-hd1ck Před 2 lety +2

      @@YeyeVlogs1 umm how? "Let's face it women end up doing more" like give me an example? Or have just starting pulling things out of your ass now?

    • @emilyscloset2648
      @emilyscloset2648 Před 2 lety +14

      @@YeyeVlogs1 not always, personally I would disagree

  • @flashflair
    @flashflair Před 4 lety +5177

    She sure knows how to play with the audience.

    • @janetdaily8995
      @janetdaily8995 Před 4 lety +14

      But she's very ignorant about intuitive giftedness.

    • @lozzylols
      @lozzylols Před 3 lety +93

      I've seen her live 3 times and it's nice that she doesn't pick on specific people, but talks to the whole audience! A very clever and funny woman!

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 Před 3 lety +44

      @@janetdaily8995 You mean 'psychics' ?

    • @jjmm138
      @jjmm138 Před 3 lety +30

      She does a great justice to females aspiring in the industries out there. She is so real and raw. But still a flower ;)

    • @rudolphsmith2894
      @rudolphsmith2894 Před 3 lety +7

      thats the straight skill fair play to her

  • @mountainbikingvampirewitch5972

    Sarah: You've taken him off the streets so we don't have to go out with him.
    Random Woman :"He's my son" 😂😭😭,

  • @SumitKumar-ry4ct
    @SumitKumar-ry4ct Před 3 lety +434

    I love how british women's say "LOVE"

    • @patstrong547
      @patstrong547 Před 3 lety +21

      That and “flower”

    • @lynnmarshall7758
      @lynnmarshall7758 Před 3 lety +7

      Sarah is Scottish.

    • @rw3745
      @rw3745 Před 3 lety +3

      yes its always been there in every conversation with a stranger, "what would you like Luv"

    • @StorminBriski
      @StorminBriski Před 3 lety +24

      @@lynnmarshall7758 She is from South Shields in the North east of ENGLAND

    • @lynnmarshall7758
      @lynnmarshall7758 Před 3 lety +2

      @@StorminBriski yes, I found that out the other day. Her accent sounded Scottish. My bad

  • @nekograce7914
    @nekograce7914 Před 3 lety +592

    I love how quick witted Sarah is, she’s cracking me up 🤣🤣🤣

  • @BedsitBob
    @BedsitBob Před 4 lety +2518

    That lady who shouted "nothing" is lovely.

    • @stellaormes7404
      @stellaormes7404 Před 4 lety +204

      I agree with her too. I can't think of one positive to being female. Not gay or trans but I would have loved to be a man.

    • @marcelloberry6829
      @marcelloberry6829 Před 4 lety +34

      Stella Ormes not one thing? Do u really believe that u are worse off than men

    • @colinremmer2417
      @colinremmer2417 Před 4 lety +42

      @@stellaormes7404 Oh poor little dear!! Let's all sit around and feel sorry for ourselves because no one has it as bad as a woman do they? Men don't have it that great either - statistically they die earlier and they don't get anywhere near as many benefits as a woman does

    • @stevechristie2569
      @stevechristie2569 Před 4 lety +229

      @@stellaormes7404 let's give Stella a chance to elaborate before shooting her down.
      My 2 cents: women are overwhelmingly judged by looks, men aren't. Also women are more judged by what they wear. If they just want to be a truck driver or physicist or some other male dominated thing I can imagine this grates.

    • @EsotericTherapy
      @EsotericTherapy Před 4 lety +282

      @@stevechristie2569 You know what grates a lot more? Not being able to go out at night (or during the day in some areas) without fear of harassment or even sexual assault.

  • @beansprouts2713
    @beansprouts2713 Před 3 lety +4101

    the best thing about being a man... THEY HAVE POCKETS

    • @lisahenry20
      @lisahenry20 Před 3 lety +56

      I bought a small bag that you can put on a belt and it's probably the best thing I've ever bought. It's like a pocket you can add to anything you wear!

    • @danni1650
      @danni1650 Před 3 lety +93

      Man don't have to wear heels ever... and they don't bleed for 5 days a month just because they are not pregnant... also, men don't have to worry about getting pregnant!

    • @pixellifesimulator4965
      @pixellifesimulator4965 Před 3 lety +44

      @@danni1650 no but they are worried about a woman taking everything they own

    • @danni1650
      @danni1650 Před 3 lety +22

      Pixel Life Simulator as they should be 😂 get a prenup 🤣

    • @boulevard14
      @boulevard14 Před 3 lety +70

      @@danni1650 Women don't have to wear heels either.

  • @clairvaux8459
    @clairvaux8459 Před 2 lety +1100

    The guy who went "no periods" is so right. I can only imagine the bliss of not having one of your organs against you once every month 😂

    • @angelatewson8202
      @angelatewson8202 Před 2 lety +46

      Menopause has huge positives as well as negatives. Not only no more painful periods and bad moods but your hormones don't work against you, and you don't really give a monkeys what others think, or care about getting a man unless he's really nice and treats you very well.
      Your time will come - many things about 'coming of age' are very positive for women.

    • @eclairz9275
      @eclairz9275 Před 2 lety +20

      Our organs turn against us every day, sometimes several times a day.

    • @susi-emily
      @susi-emily Před 2 lety +10

      @@angelatewson8202 Very true. Once you're out the other side it's pretty damned good.

    • @NawfalHasan
      @NawfalHasan Před 2 lety +15

      Once a month? I have to shave my face every day. Hate it!

    • @mydogeatspuke
      @mydogeatspuke Před rokem +5

      Try depo provera and you may not need to imagine. I've not had a period in 5 years on it.

  • @kimmoraes
    @kimmoraes Před 3 lety +86

    "They're not really free, though, are they Love?" Lol!

  • @JeremyRiley
    @JeremyRiley Před 4 lety +905

    Her wit lights up the room. She has the observation and smile of Pam Ayres with the quick wit and mean streak of Jimmy Carr.

    • @imgcqt
      @imgcqt Před 3 lety +9

      @marcus brown calm down

    • @SennaAugustus
      @SennaAugustus Před 3 lety +19

      She's not mean, she's just northern.

  • @MostCommentsAreFake-ud8by
    @MostCommentsAreFake-ud8by Před 3 lety +586

    Knowing your child is yours.

  • @carolhewett3756
    @carolhewett3756 Před 3 lety +349

    Oh my she's great at improv & interacting with the audience. That's a special talent.

    • @chipbuttytime3396
      @chipbuttytime3396 Před rokem

      it's pretty common in pubs and social clubs in the North East, I hear it all the time as a barman

    • @mattslupek7988
      @mattslupek7988 Před rokem +1

      She would’ve been great on Whose Line Is It Anyway?.

  • @slisa111
    @slisa111 Před 3 lety +167

    "free dinners... Fu*k no I got self respect"
    THANK YOU

  • @emiv592
    @emiv592 Před 4 lety +3822

    Best thing about being a woman? The random friendships you make near the restroom. Deep conversations about life, love, or sharing beauty tips, giving eachother peptalk.

    • @jhkk1269
      @jhkk1269 Před 4 lety +111

      being able to hit people and get away with it

    • @stevebrown5926
      @stevebrown5926 Před 4 lety +40

      Weirdly, that's also one of the worst things about being a bloke. A new bleeding mate, usually pissed, when you've your knob in your hand. Great stuff...

    • @laluna1083
      @laluna1083 Před 4 lety +61

      No lie, that is how I found myself with a damn stalker. I guess I said some shit that changed her life (HER words not mine. Seriously, I'm not that deep. Especially not when I'm drunk) This chic just wouldn't leave me alone. She STILL tries to contact me. She will make a fake profile on FB as a man and sometimes a woman, then try and message me. I block it and she makes another..... see a pattern here folks? Just think, this all happened because someone needed to pee and didn't want to do it alone 🤦‍♀️🤣

    • @GotWrackspurts
      @GotWrackspurts Před 4 lety +15

      And as a follow up: playing the lovely game of "how many of us can fit into this single club stall"

    • @chronicrasta
      @chronicrasta Před 4 lety +17

      Wanna hear a funny feminist joke?
      Their eggs are all dead.

  • @sopheed9266
    @sopheed9266 Před 3 lety +1772

    I think the best thing about being a girl is that it's socially acceptable to be emotionally vulnerable and open with other people. It makes me so sad that guys feel like they can't express themselves or be emotionally open

    • @neargrog685
      @neargrog685 Před 3 lety +83

      There’s the few like yourself who would accept men being emotionally open, and there are the many who would shame them for doing so.
      Maybe in a few more generations but certainly not now

    • @josephberrie9550
      @josephberrie9550 Před 2 lety +15

      we dont need that neediness

    • @happybirthdayravenicantswim
      @happybirthdayravenicantswim Před 2 lety +159

      @@josephberrie9550 you heard it here first folks. Don’t show emotions of sadness or be vulnerable because that to ‘needy’. Just be a robot

    • @zvipatent
      @zvipatent Před 2 lety +8

      You made me tear up .... NOT :-)

    • @cat062
      @cat062 Před 2 lety +11

      I feel like it depends on who you decide to trust be emotionally vulnerable to since some people could either be jerks, equipped in being helpful, not know how to react, may give efforts that's appreciated, etc.

  • @Adrifer42
    @Adrifer42 Před 2 lety +107

    She made the audience so much funnier. This is my first time seeing her and she seems so naturally funny

    • @22Purplemist
      @22Purplemist Před 11 měsíci

      czcams.com/video/g5AzmUECXEw/video.html

  • @SheilaCrosby
    @SheilaCrosby Před rokem +63

    Best thing about being a woman: when you're hurt, you're allowed to express it.
    Best thing about being a man: when you're angry, you're allowed to express it.
    How about we just treat everyone as human, and let everybody have all their feelings?

    • @dawelch02
      @dawelch02 Před 11 měsíci +1

      Whoa hang on a second. We're allowed to express anger?? Tell that to my wife.

    • @RoderickEtheria
      @RoderickEtheria Před 5 měsíci +1

      Who prevents a woman from expressing her anger?

    • @SheilaCrosby
      @SheilaCrosby Před 5 měsíci

      Probably the same people who shame a man for crying.@@RoderickEtheria

    • @RoderickEtheria
      @RoderickEtheria Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@SheilaCrosby I have never heard anybody shame a woman for being angry, while I've seen plenty of people shaming men for crying. And if you're talking about how people comment about Karens, that's more unreasonable anger than anger.

  • @MrBluman999
    @MrBluman999 Před 3 lety +1266

    I've found the british side of CZcams.

    • @matthewcullen1298
      @matthewcullen1298 Před 3 lety +56

      It's great isn't it. I haven't looked back since finding it.

    • @jcbanbury
      @jcbanbury Před 3 lety +14

      Oi oi 😂😂

    • @Szaam
      @Szaam Před 3 lety +9

      Welcome

    • @vulkanofnocturne
      @vulkanofnocturne Před 3 lety +4

      and I've found a fan. I do indeed, live.

    • @Alonzi.
      @Alonzi. Před 3 lety +8

      Have a pint, sit back and enjoy the show

  • @thereisa
    @thereisa Před 4 lety +745

    She's the best. Just absolutely love her voice, quick wit, and point of view. Would definitely travel to UK to see her when she's on tour again.

    • @Mimi-bx8zm
      @Mimi-bx8zm Před 3 lety +5

      @@CaraBrimleyRules You seem to think being gay is a bad thing.
      That says a lot about you

    • @jcbanbury
      @jcbanbury Před 3 lety +1

      @@Mimi-bx8zm doesnt matter that person is nobody

    • @billystokes3917
      @billystokes3917 Před 3 lety

      @@CaraBrimleyRules As Mimi said, that does make you sound quite homophobic which I dislike.

    • @CaraBrimleyRules
      @CaraBrimleyRules Před 3 lety +1

      @@billystokes3917 I apologise if it offends you. Shall I modify the comment?

    • @CaraBrimleyRules
      @CaraBrimleyRules Před 3 lety

      @@Mimi-bx8zm Sorry if I said something in a way that you didn't like. Should I amend the comment?

  • @kathryngordon5115
    @kathryngordon5115 Před 3 lety +318

    I'm having a bad night, a really bad - dealing with the loss of my mother - kind of night. It's true what they say, it never really completely goes away. And your video was the first thing to really pull me back up. Thank you.

    • @gracehaven5459
      @gracehaven5459 Před 2 lety +10

      Aww Kathryn have a blessed day today 🙏❤

    • @rachelreneer56
      @rachelreneer56 Před 2 lety +10

      Kathryn how are you doing today, 6 months later? There's no time limit on grief so I feel comfortable asking you.💙
      I will say a prayer for you. I lost my Mom when I was younger.

    • @angelatewson8202
      @angelatewson8202 Před 2 lety +4

      Yes, she says everything she needs to say without being nasty. She is much better in her own shows as she relies on interaction with the audience. I hope you are gradually getting to the better side of grief, where you can smile at memories as well as cry. You know while you and others remember your mother, she will live in your memory. She would not want you to be sad too long. Best wishes.

    • @laughingallthetime50
      @laughingallthetime50 Před 2 lety +2

      I agree with you Kathryn. Mother's Day today and I'm so sad missing my mother. I just found this clip and I'm crying from laughing. Laughter really is the best medicine.

    • @guywhocantgrowabeard
      @guywhocantgrowabeard Před 2 lety +1

      That's sweet Kathryn. Stay strong :)

  • @ozanyoung2909
    @ozanyoung2909 Před 3 lety +407

    Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that the background is just childish drawings of cupcakes and knobs?

  • @cathywray895
    @cathywray895 Před 3 lety +253

    I was caught by the genuineness of her giggle. Fast and fun

  • @jonnyblade46
    @jonnyblade46 Před rokem +15

    I love how she tricks the crowd into a collective roasting lol. Brilliant.

  • @wanderingseth
    @wanderingseth Před 3 lety +37

    The guy who liked his beard is a DREAM. What a killer smile. 😌

  • @karenthegrilledcheese
    @karenthegrilledcheese Před 3 lety +1809

    “Best thing about being a man”
    “Watching football”
    I-....is someone gonna tell him that chicks can watch football too

    • @jimdaw65
      @jimdaw65 Před 3 lety +108

      He sounds like someone who had to learn how to be a man from a self-help book. 1) Bore on about Football 2) Do "banter" . Neither of which are correct, by the way :-)

    • @richardj1319
      @richardj1319 Před 3 lety +32

      Exactly my thought. Daft answer.

    • @run4walk
      @run4walk Před 3 lety +71

      Yes, and "always being right" is a perfectly valid answer.
      Just enjoy the comedy and don't hypocritically, selectively apply a serious critique when it suits you.

    • @karenthegrilledcheese
      @karenthegrilledcheese Před 3 lety +34

      run4walk
      Because “always being right” is a common thing said by everybody regardless of gender. “Watching football” is something only men believe that can do or think they’re the only ones that understand and enjoy it. Boy you must be sooooooo fun at parties 🙄🙄🙄🥱🥱

    • @run4walk
      @run4walk Před 3 lety +41

      @@karenthegrilledcheese I've only heard men say women are always right in the presence of their female partner. When there are no women around, they usually go for the "arguing with a woman is like playing chess with a pigeon" comparison. Fact of the matter is, there's no gender bases for who is usually right.
      And everyone understands that woman are allowed to and have the ability to watch football. But you can't deny that the demographic of people who choose to do it is a vast majority in favour of men. So, here there's *actually* some kind of gender bias, whereas the first statement mentioned has none. At least, none based in reality.
      And I probably am a lot more fun at parties than you. If you had a personality that allows for any amount of enjoyment to be squeezed out at all, you wouldn't have complained about the football comment in the first place.
      Nobody likes to party with a Karen.

  • @organs
    @organs Před 3 lety +1804

    I’m surprised a guy didn’t say “We always get our orgasm”.
    I don’t say that proudly, but it is pretty much true

    • @NForupvVO
      @NForupvVO Před 3 lety +107

      it's so short and low in intensity, it's not really worth bragging. More like an elephant sneezing snot, really :D

    • @dwarfy_sweden
      @dwarfy_sweden Před 3 lety +38

      Why do women fake an orgasm?
      They think we care
      (its a joke)

    • @NForupvVO
      @NForupvVO Před 3 lety +45

      @Si V well, judging by the fact you did not even bother to see I m a woman, you kinda proved my point on male sexuality and behavior, "dude". Or google orgasm intensity female vs male, it's never too late to graduate from wanking to the big league.

    • @TD-ug4mg
      @TD-ug4mg Před 3 lety +46

      Actually a surprising number of guys fake it to not hurt her feelings.

    • @NForupvVO
      @NForupvVO Před 3 lety +80

      @@TD-ug4mg and they spit on her back?

  • @zedthehun
    @zedthehun Před 3 lety +868

    It's like listening to your mum telling rude jokes.

    • @MrRRHHMM
      @MrRRHHMM Před 3 lety +6

      Yes.... its pathetic, to watch...

    • @hannahseling1513
      @hannahseling1513 Před 3 lety +45

      @@MrRRHHMM care to elaborate?

    • @rickvandam3238
      @rickvandam3238 Před 3 lety +2

      It's a laugh that you'll forget

    • @Jammygift
      @Jammygift Před 3 lety +31

      @@hannahseling1513 wonder if he says the same whenever he hears a male comedian tell rude jokes... Doubt it.

    • @factcheckingyourmum
      @factcheckingyourmum Před 2 lety +1

      @@Jammygift it's not a male or female thing. She is quite mum like, that kind of homely face and voice. Don't make everything about sexism

  • @poleviatia5372
    @poleviatia5372 Před rokem +17

    A great comic knows how to work an audience and be so quick of the mark. This Lady ticks all the boxes. A true entertainer. Love it.

  • @victoriablackwell1339
    @victoriablackwell1339 Před rokem +29

    Texas American here who loves British comedy and TV. This woman had me in stitches the whole time. She is so hilarious! 😆

  • @easemailboxes
    @easemailboxes Před 3 lety +247

    whaaaat this lady is hysterical. Possibly even in the true sense of the word.

    • @alexs.5871
      @alexs.5871 Před 3 lety +6

      What, she's got a wandering uterus?

  • @Ogidni
    @Ogidni Před 3 lety +518

    I've heard that women are acutally allowed to watch football now.... LOL

    • @usernaames
      @usernaames Před 3 lety +9

      That's not what he's saying though. Obviously women can watch football, but in general it's a guy thing.

    • @kaldo_kaldo
      @kaldo_kaldo Před 3 lety +1

      Times they are a changin'

    • @SavageGreywolf
      @SavageGreywolf Před 3 lety

      @@usernaames acktually.jpg

    • @anitabonghit2758
      @anitabonghit2758 Před 3 lety

      And men are not allowed anything

    • @clemmiemayhew456
      @clemmiemayhew456 Před 3 lety

      im sorry what? so women shouldn't be allowed to watch football? what century are you living in?

  • @firstlast7099
    @firstlast7099 Před 3 lety +87

    It’s funny, she’s a comedian and the best part of the show is when she laughs.

  • @AngelusHale
    @AngelusHale Před 3 lety +35

    I like how kind she is too her audience. She doesn't mock them and use cheap jokes.

  • @scottlang7271
    @scottlang7271 Před 4 lety +355

    Thanks for taking him off the street for the rest of us. Owned, 100% owned :)

    • @limitlessvoid3175
      @limitlessvoid3175 Před 3 lety +8

      it was her kid.

    • @boulevard14
      @boulevard14 Před 3 lety +3

      Aren't you an ant or something?

    • @mosesmarlboro5401
      @mosesmarlboro5401 Před 3 lety +8

      Lol, when the lady at the beginning of the show says women are always right, its funny. When the bloke says men are always right, noooo thats too offensive. Maybe the best thing about being a woman is the double standards.

    • @xixxxxix5084
      @xixxxxix5084 Před 3 lety +2

      @@mosesmarlboro5401 the difference is that men are predatory to women and not the other way around

    • @eugenetorres4975
      @eugenetorres4975 Před 3 lety +4

      @@xixxxxix5084 dear, get off your high horse. Not all men are predatory to women. It's the same as not all men watch football.

  • @navidhendrix
    @navidhendrix Před 3 lety +20

    1:21 The look on her face when she realizes the dinners aren't 'free'. The smirk on his face ..... priceless.

  • @RylanStorm
    @RylanStorm Před rokem +27

    I love the way she so casually turned the money grubbing "free dinners" into a subtle accusation of mild prostitution.

  • @msshellm8154
    @msshellm8154 Před rokem +21

    O, lord, I've just had a seriously impacted molar removed ... and stumbled across this!
    My FACE hurts from trying not to laugh or smile too widely 😀 Brilliant bit! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @toringepedersen9614
    @toringepedersen9614 Před 4 lety +127

    In 2013, me and my friend decided to take our easter vacation in Edinburgh, so we could go see her show! It was truly amazing! My favorite part of this clip is when the guy says he has no points on his licence, then his significant other says; "Yes"

    • @mariag.8242
      @mariag.8242 Před 3 lety +1

      Tor Inge Pedersen “always being right?”

  • @believeintendcreate
    @believeintendcreate Před 3 lety +509

    I can’t imagine why anyone would give a thumbs down, she is hilarious. You are wonderful so funny thank you so much

    • @TheMediaMakerYT
      @TheMediaMakerYT Před 3 lety +21

      The people who thumbed it down are either a bunch of crazy liberal women who think women are superior or a bunch of crazy republican men who think men are superior.

    • @CaraBrimleyRules
      @CaraBrimleyRules Před 3 lety +2

      @@TheMediaMakerYT She looks like a right carpet chewer to me. Not even funny.

    • @Timetravel1111
      @Timetravel1111 Před 3 lety +20

      She’s trying to make people think.., and laugh at themselves. It’s easier to do you bit, your routine yet to work off what the crowd could say is tougher. We all need laughs nowadays

    • @sunburnacoustic369
      @sunburnacoustic369 Před 3 lety +3

      Bots?

    • @jcbanbury
      @jcbanbury Před 3 lety +5

      They dont have sense of humour, not everyone does

  • @Nuckin_Futs_Nixie
    @Nuckin_Futs_Nixie Před 3 lety +55

    Just finished watching this. I'm having the worst day in a year with anxiety attacks and this has helped me massively. Helped calm me

    • @hanac5586
      @hanac5586 Před 3 lety +5

      aww :( feel better soon, anxiety attacks are exhausting. Sending energy to your way!

  • @ifanmorgan8070
    @ifanmorgan8070 Před 3 lety +9

    06:25 “you just take things that have been said before and pass them off as your own” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @4183Johnny
    @4183Johnny Před 3 lety +429

    Best thing about being a bloke:
    Not bleeding once a month 😬🙈

    • @BothHands1
      @BothHands1 Před 3 lety +51

      Si V
      jesus, you're all over with these incel posts. i think if you had debilitating cramps that make you feel like your insides are trying to force their way out of your body, plus unexpected torrents of blood that can happen any time, even if you're not prepared, ruining all your nice clothes, you'd have a different opinion. especially if you had ovarian cysts, endometriosis, or pmdd, which it's likely for most women to suffer from at least one of these problems, you'd change your tune real quick. but on top of that, if you had to go through labor and delivery even just one time, you'd kiss the ground that women walk on, knowing the pain we go through.
      aside from that, you can easily walk to the corner store at 10pm without worrying about being intercepted and violently made pregnant by a man you don't know. good luck getting child support from him.
      you're single, i assume? that's because you're so bitter. you hate women and it shows, which is why you're alone. why would a woman like you if you hate us? your loneliness is your own self-fulfilling prophecy.

    • @jakelangley624
      @jakelangley624 Před 3 lety +8

      @@BothHands1 woah, true but you're point about being bitter is a bit self reflective don't ya think?

    • @BothHands1
      @BothHands1 Před 3 lety +26

      bill murray is a banana
      well, i'm in a wonderful relationship with a woman, so you might be right about me being a little bit bitter about men. but i finally got annoyed after reading like 20 posts by this guy, spamming every comment with this bs. most of it is much worse than this one.

    • @georgaseebalack6003
      @georgaseebalack6003 Před 3 lety +17

      @@BothHands1 honestly you shouldn't have even responded to the guy. Either he's a true incel and beyond saving or a troll. Best not to waste your energy. Just hope he will forever be lonely and pathetic

    • @boahnation9932
      @boahnation9932 Před 3 lety +3

      @@BothHands1 damn, chill lmao

  • @GeneralLazySpoon
    @GeneralLazySpoon Před 4 lety +217

    I love it when the act is also entertaining for the performer. These are so great, thanks for the uploads!

  • @An0nAm0nda
    @An0nAm0nda Před 3 lety +50

    Even the camera crew are great! They’re so quick to find the person Sarah’s talking to. And she’s got me in stitches, this would be so fun!

  • @phoebesmith9089
    @phoebesmith9089 Před rokem +9

    The woman who said nothing in reference to what’s good about being a woman… It’s what I was thinking from the first moment Sarah asked! I concur lady and feel your pain!

    • @bluetickbeagles116
      @bluetickbeagles116 Před rokem

      Me too! If I could be born again, it would be male. It phuckking eats sh!t to be female!

  • @BigDave15
    @BigDave15 Před 3 lety +188

    Has anyone responded to "The best thing about being a woman?" with "is the prerogative to have a little fun"?

    • @dinodino5602
      @dinodino5602 Před 3 lety +2

      +

    • @wylier
      @wylier Před 3 lety

      Seeking out fun goes beyond gender, tho.

    • @sapphicscandals
      @sapphicscandals Před 3 lety +15

      @@wylier it's a joke based on lyrics from Man I Feel Like Woman by Shania Twain

  • @Mezzy..
    @Mezzy.. Před 4 lety +93

    She kinda has Phoebe Buffay's mannerisms, I love her 😂

  • @atiyauthmani8516
    @atiyauthmani8516 Před 8 měsíci +5

    I love her crowdwork ❤

  • @thebrummierailenthusiasts5329

    That’s so good I love the way she talks to the members of the audience in the seats near the front and near the back

  • @WECantThink
    @WECantThink Před 4 lety +75

    she is so quick!

  • @famprima
    @famprima Před 4 lety +217

    Brilliant, as ever. Your interactions with public are hilarious!!

  • @davidgroves9578
    @davidgroves9578 Před rokem +6

    I love how she interacts with the audience. Her comedy is on the fly sometimes and unplanned and that makes it so much better.

  • @danielrad7835
    @danielrad7835 Před 2 lety +35

    Best female comedian ive seen for years. She is playing with stereotypes. Lovely

  • @RIXRADvidz
    @RIXRADvidz Před 4 lety +464

    best thing about being a woman, not being a man
    best thing about being a man, not being a woman
    keeps things interesting though doesn't it?

    • @claymore32
      @claymore32 Před 3 lety +3

      RIXRADvidz Nice beard mate

    • @candlequeen4002
      @candlequeen4002 Před 3 lety +1

      Sure does Santa. Sure does.

    • @medexamtoolsdotcom
      @medexamtoolsdotcom Před 3 lety +5

      Robots get both these benefits. Plus they're safe when the robot apocalypse happens. What am I supposed to do, say "Nothing but us robots here, bleep blorp bleep." and hope they leave me alone?

    • @since2day
      @since2day Před 3 lety

      I think there is cons and pros on both sides. But no one wants to admit it.

    • @bellajaid
      @bellajaid Před 3 lety

      Grass is always greener...

  • @marirose756
    @marirose756 Před 3 lety +88

    Jesus Christ. Bwahaha!! Am in the USA depressed AF with pandemic & military in the streets. This was a welcome respite that just popped across my YT feed. OMG! I literally laughed out loud so much I think I woke the neighbors two houses down & I know I PMPL.
    Thanks, Sarah! New subscriber here. You rock. Keep being irreverent; we love you!

  • @EmpressRose
    @EmpressRose Před 3 lety +36

    Was so grumpy this morning... but I sat with my coffee and have been watching your videos and now I can go on. It's gonna be a great day. Thank you!

  • @supergeek1980
    @supergeek1980 Před 3 lety +153

    I love you Sarah.
    Gently but firmly standing up for feminism - “self respect!!”

    • @guntertorfs6486
      @guntertorfs6486 Před 4 měsíci

      Most of the males in the audience are properly trained , politically correct clapping seals. Your type. Mustn't upset the unaware of their obvious privilege concerning the truly important issues in life , ladies , now mustn't we ?

  • @laurencoombes7560
    @laurencoombes7560 Před 3 lety +66

    Being able to wear whatever you want and being able to express yourself with your friends!

  • @tattooedkiss13
    @tattooedkiss13 Před 4 lety +76

    0:31 anyone else notice the guy in the background asleep? 😂

  • @fenix182
    @fenix182 Před 3 lety +91

    I'm disappointed that, after the amount of times she said: "The best thing about being a woman..." and lined it up for the audience, no one took the golden opportunity to reply: "Is the prerogative to have a little fun and... Oh, oh, oh!"

  • @edt8535
    @edt8535 Před 3 lety +40

    This lady is absolutely brilliant-genuine, charming, FUNNY 😄

  • @deborahdanielson8901
    @deborahdanielson8901 Před 3 lety +133

    Quarantine, somewhere between 6 months and never ending. Comedy is keeping me alive and sane. Thanks for the laughs😂😂😂❤️

  • @drac1st
    @drac1st Před 4 lety +155

    The pee through a letterbox is not recommended in my block because the letterboxes have quite strong springs. 😳😖😂🤣.

    • @BedsitBob
      @BedsitBob Před 4 lety +10

      Also, they might have a dog.

    • @beanlad4592
      @beanlad4592 Před 3 lety +2

      @Alan J give me $20 and point me to a letterbox

    • @harles5000
      @harles5000 Před 3 lety +2

      I’ve repaired plenty of Letterboxes in that neighborhood, but the worst thing is working the nightshift!

    • @amandah5478
      @amandah5478 Před 3 lety +1

      Ouch!

  • @Samuel-ku1qb
    @Samuel-ku1qb Před rokem +24

    What I miss about being a woman: I’m a butch guy, but before I transitioned I liked knowing I could have friends and being touchy without it seeming like I was coming onto the girl or being effeminate with a guy.
    Best about being a man: I’m less anxious about my safety and people are generally more likely to ask me for help because I’m a guy than when I was a girl as I’m apparently not as intimidating.

    • @devilvocano420
      @devilvocano420 Před 11 měsíci

      Wdym safety
      Cos nobody wants to hit on a ladyboy?

    • @papercraftcynder5430
      @papercraftcynder5430 Před 10 měsíci +1

      I miss always being right, but I love not having periods anymore, not being expected to shave, and not wearing a bra or a binder.

  • @nicmartin4401
    @nicmartin4401 Před 3 lety +5

    Ee, “I’ll walk ahead and will you check the back of me skirt.” True nostalgia! Always better to have a mate to help with that than to try and look backwards at your reflection in Fenwick’s window!

  • @phyllisd2626
    @phyllisd2626 Před 4 lety +60

    This woman is hilarious! My face hurts from laughing so much! Sarah's handling of the audience participation is keen, and rare at this level. The camera work adds to the effect of her genius! This link is going out to all my friends who can take it!

  • @Joy-qw3wm
    @Joy-qw3wm Před 3 lety +25

    Not many people can make me laugh out loud the entire time they`re on stage..Sarah totally captivates her audiences ,wherever they may be,:)

  • @AngelofAmbrosia
    @AngelofAmbrosia Před 3 lety +26

    Sarah: “What’s the best thing about being a woman?”
    My brain: 🎶The best thing about being a woman is the prerogative to have a little fun.🎶

  • @lousmith5264
    @lousmith5264 Před 2 lety +11

    Sarah, you are hands-down the funniest comedian I have seen in my 79 years (just had a BD since last post). You actually are not a comedian, but rather an excellent purveyor of truths of human nature. I literally sit on the edge of my seat waiting to hear what comes out of your mouth next. I hope you live forever and keep sharing your amazing talent.

  • @shadowswithin702
    @shadowswithin702 Před 3 lety +219

    That's great people laughing and having fun, without being triggered and angry about everything.....I love it.

    • @bohemondiofantioch539
      @bohemondiofantioch539 Před 3 lety +13

      Have you seen many comedy shows mate? They tend to be like that.

    • @shadowswithin702
      @shadowswithin702 Před 3 lety +1

      @@bohemondiofantioch539 Have you heard of insight and sarcasm, it tend to "be" like that and your not my mate, they would have better grammar.

    • @boahnation9932
      @boahnation9932 Před 3 lety +19

      @@shadowswithin702 damn, getting triggered on their own comment about not getting triggered :p

    • @paulg451
      @paulg451 Před 3 lety +2

      @@boahnation9932 that escalated quickly hahaha

    • @MultiY4
      @MultiY4 Před 2 lety +1

      I think it's because the crowd is mostly middle-aged and old people. If there were mostly young people in the crowd, I'm sure it would have been different.

  • @billdowney6891
    @billdowney6891 Před 4 lety +56

    I just found Sarah, she's hilarious and very quick witted. I love her. Greetings from USA.

  • @watermelonsandal4206
    @watermelonsandal4206 Před 3 lety +58

    I think the world would be a much happier place if we all had at least one relative like Sarah

    • @jacksg1809
      @jacksg1809 Před 4 měsíci

      That's me ...I'm the same humour 😂

  • @tonibenedetti-martin1481
    @tonibenedetti-martin1481 Před 3 lety +23

    Just finished crying with my therapist - this was the medicine i needed after! Sarah, you're bloody brilliant!

  • @anthonysdig3728
    @anthonysdig3728 Před 3 lety +224

    Best part of being a man, rarely do we have to wait in queue/line for the restroom/toilet

    • @bellecastillo73
      @bellecastillo73 Před 3 lety +2

      I never have to wait in queue for the toilet, I just dress like a man and walk in, do my business, walk out and done! Or I use the gender neutral bathroom

    • @walkingnarrow8574
      @walkingnarrow8574 Před 3 lety +9

      Yes, but your restrooms STINK to high heaven...

    • @anthonysdig3728
      @anthonysdig3728 Před 3 lety +4

      @@walkingnarrow8574 I can't disagree.

    • @walkingnarrow8574
      @walkingnarrow8574 Před 3 lety

      @@anthonysdig3728 - LOL

    • @treacherousjslither6920
      @treacherousjslither6920 Před 3 lety +1

      @liz t I learned something today. Guess that's why beer seems to be more popular with men than with women. Thanks teach! 😀

  • @josesampaio5345
    @josesampaio5345 Před 4 lety +109

    This woman is amazing!!! Just found out about her and I've been watching her videos for hours. So good!!!!

  • @carolinemaynard8283
    @carolinemaynard8283 Před rokem +4

    This is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣her giggle is the best 🥰🥰

  • @looksby_liv4785
    @looksby_liv4785 Před 2 lety +42

    My favorite things about being a woman:
    1. the deep, meaningful bonds we have with other women
    2. our intuition and how strong it can be if we allow ourselves to listen to it
    3. more socially acceptable creativity and variety when it comes to fashion and makeup
    4. if we’re ever looking for a hook up, any woman can theoretically walk into any bar any where and find one, whereas men have to work for it 😂😂

    • @fruitgum9619
      @fruitgum9619 Před 2 lety +2

      You are so right. I love being a woman, it's so beautiful and amazing in a way I can't explain ☺️

    • @jindrichdolejs623
      @jindrichdolejs623 Před 2 lety +1

      intuition, huh? How strong CAN it be?

    • @reno8494
      @reno8494 Před 2 lety

      @The Number1 Technology, women can also get prostitutes.
      Male sex workers exist too you know.

    • @jerdonsbabbler3515
      @jerdonsbabbler3515 Před 2 lety +4

      I love how you think men don’t have meaningful bonds with other men, and that you’ve cornered the market on intuition.

    • @magnarcreed3801
      @magnarcreed3801 Před rokem

      @@jerdonsbabbler3515
      Men don’t. Look at their suicide rates.

  • @shaznw1
    @shaznw1 Před 4 lety +43

    Sarah I absolutely love you, I'm almost 63 yrs old and you make me laugh so bloody much it hurts my cheeks ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

  • @BelleFlower15
    @BelleFlower15 Před 4 lety +26

    The beard thing has me in tears. I always have one finger on my chin while driving or watching TV. 😂😂 I keep tweezers on hand at all times. It really is a part time job!!

  • @juliamcgrath3364
    @juliamcgrath3364 Před rokem +4

    Love this woman!! Side splitting funny.

  • @littlestbroccoli
    @littlestbroccoli Před rokem +10

    Thank you for making us happy, Sarah Millican

  • @DEADELV1S
    @DEADELV1S Před 4 lety +141

    Absolutely love these clips you're uploading Sarah, please keep them coming, I'm shocked that someone has disliked this one :o

  • @renshiwu305
    @renshiwu305 Před 4 lety +37

    12:35 Took way too long for that to come up (no pun intended). The Greeks figured this one out millennia ago. The Olympians forced Tiresias to live life both as a man and as a woman, in order to determine who experienced more sexual pleasure. Hera got so angry at Tiresias' answer (women) that she cursed him into blindness. As recompense, though, she gifted him the ability of prescience.

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye Před 3 lety

      What prescience did she give him ?

    • @GallifreyanCat
      @GallifreyanCat Před 3 lety +1

      @@Isleofskye He became a prophet (predicted Oedipus's tragic story)

  • @cheers2023
    @cheers2023 Před 3 lety +73

    I have to watch her in the day cause I'll wake everyone up with my laughing.

  • @_ErIc1976
    @_ErIc1976 Před 2 lety +2

    I’m in tears over here

  • @sabrinawanderer7560
    @sabrinawanderer7560 Před 4 lety +5

    I love the way British address people.. "Thank you my luv.." very endearing..

  • @rectify2003
    @rectify2003 Před 3 lety +18

    Sarah is such a genius and really loveable, and not a malicious joke in her act ❤️

  • @christineking8860
    @christineking8860 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Thank you sooo much. Had a rubbish few days and not sleeping. Looking for something to research but came across this post. Laughed until I cried. Ready for bed now. You made my day.

  • @SN-sz7kw
    @SN-sz7kw Před rokem +3

    Good morning. I needed this. 😂

  • @christenfink4533
    @christenfink4533 Před 4 lety +18

    Just discovered Sarah today. She is hilarious and I love the small differences between the UK and the US.

  • @miastabliod5793
    @miastabliod5793 Před 3 lety +421

    as a woman it's more socially acceptable if you cry than if a man does

    • @nadiar.4638
      @nadiar.4638 Před 3 lety +65

      But you will be seen as weak either way and as a woman you will often be called manipulative or childish or be told to grow up and not act so dramatic

    • @miastabliod5793
      @miastabliod5793 Před 3 lety +34

      @@nadiar.4638 yeah but for a man you'd more likely be told to 'man up' whereas people would more likely feel sorry for a woman when she cries

    • @atw971
      @atw971 Před 3 lety +25

      @@nadiar.4638 Yea but it's alot less common for people to give shit to you when you're crying if you're a girl.

    • @yyoveltube
      @yyoveltube Před 3 lety

      Yup

    • @Caramelletje
      @Caramelletje Před 3 lety +7

      This is very true, however I feel like it's mostly men who tell other men to man up or who perceive each other as weak for something as human as crying. I really hope that it will become 'socially acceptable' for men to cry because I don't see the problem with that at all.

  • @kellymartin5774
    @kellymartin5774 Před 3 lety +8

    Her laugh is so real. She is really enjoying herself, I Love it!

  • @laurdessvalentino5849
    @laurdessvalentino5849 Před 3 lety +6

    The highlight of my day is when I find something new to watch. The highlight of my week is when they have a lot posted. Love this woman