Birthday Rules | Sarah Millican
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- čas přidán 1. 12. 2019
- Whether it's a birthday or a Christmas present, we all know how tricky it is buying gifts for people.
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Sarah never feels like she’s telling jokes, it’s just funny stories told really well. It’s so nice.
Thats how it normally works.
@@morlanius I know what the OP means; most of her comedy is anecdotal - first person stuff.
Sparrow Wilson that’s why she can make stories about farting or sanitary towels funny. It’s like talking to your sister, not like listening to a comic.
I saw her on stage, she was brilliant and she mocked me for having my handbag on my lap.
julie Wallis haha. I would love to be rinsed by Sarah Millican. Even when she’s taking the piss it’s so good natured you can’t help but laugh along. I was meant to see her last year but ended up not being able to go. I was so disappointed but I’m going to make sure to catch her next time she tours!
Yeah she makes everyday better when I listen to her even during house work she is on
"What the fuck is that"
"A metal shoehorn-- you asked for it"
"When did I ask for that?"
"August the 8th"
That's an uno reverse card right there.
A great comedian like Sarah should truly be celebrated. Nothing like a bit of great timing, intelligent insights and humour to really lift the spirits when the spirits really need lifting. Thanks Sarah; needed that today. x
Studio Céleste I think it’s hard for a bloke to empathise with female/wife issues usually but you hit the nail on the head. Her timing and insight is perfect. She’s just an honest and very funny story teller. Love her on 8/10 cats
I've seen a lot of terrible female comedians that just aren't funny. Sarah is the exact opposite of that, an exceptionally funny person who's up there with the likes of the late, great Victoria Wood. You keep telling them and I'll keep laughing.
Lord Poshname Von Plumbingparts why do you have to specify woman, there are plenty of poor male comedians too.
I think the multi million dollar net worth, the huge country house and being married to the amazing Gary Delaney is enough don’t you? If you want to celebrate her, might I suggest a shrine or just a family and friends celebration. I’m happy with her level of compensation myself.
“Two things I hate most: enclosed spaces, and FUCKING ACTORS!!!!” Laughed my ASS OFF....😂😂😂😂 HUGE Sarah Millican fan here in California. 😘❤️
I'm in Maine!! Isn't she fantastic!!
She's a masterful storyteller ... Feel lucky to have seen her on her last Australian tour.
All ready! Just send us a note when she is on the way. Make sure just no body takes her jewelry so you! MRzo
If there were more storytellers with such humor, the world would all be laughing 24/7.
I've only known of her existence for a few days and she is hilarious. Especially when she questions the audience.
And now, same here.
My bf just broke up with me and you actually managed to make me smile through the tears , thank you
Oh flower! Chin up
2 months in,I hope you are feeling better..
I'm in your position now, started rewatching Sarah yesterday through a Niagara Falls of tears and managed to laugh and laugh...
Jesse and Tina, I hope both of you are doing better through your break ups ❤️
Brake ups need to happen or you won't meet your match
@@rusty9297 "He doesn't deserve you" is not a good mindset.
Life has been tough recently and comedy is such a life saver.
Claire I hope things are better now.
She's a real emotional uplifter!!!, Fully agree...
&As previously said.. hope you are feeling better now , subscribe to Sarah, she's a "tonic for the masses" .. bless you
Laughter truly is the best medicine. These videos help keep me motivated.shes the best. Love her
@@gingerfellah5665 hope you are ok Helen. Best wishes from Australia. Please stay safe
I'm sorry to say that your comment didn't age well
My wife of thirteen years once got me..... A tin of string..... Garden twine
Hey Nick. How long was your length of string?
@@michaelvickery7630 100 meters.... Four months later, when I could actually use it, I chopped it down to about 95 meters. It's the gift that just keeps giving.... a few meters every spring
@@nickwilson5637 😂. Ahhh surely you're just stringing us along!
That's lovely! I imagine her walking through the store, trying to put herself in your shoes…
🤣🤣🤣🤣
This woman is so underrated she is amazing ...and so funny
Utterly butterly beautiful. You make me roar with laughter. A comic genius is what you are. A tonic to toxic World.
sirreal76 utterly butterly! Genius yourself!
Wonderfully said friend, couldn't have put it better. She truly makes you smile.
So eloquently stated !!! She is marvelous, I could listen to her all day
She had me in tears laughing with her. She's fantastic.
You melted my heart a little at the beginning of your comment ☺️
" I was tried for being a witch. Rude!" bahahaha!!!
Her boyfriend sounds like such a gem! I’m so happy for them!💗💕
After another bad day work
5 minutes of watching Sarah I'm crying with laughter. She should on prescription on the NHS she would make any one feel better
God bless her.
who's the sweetest kindest most lovely lady you've ever met that swears like a sailor, just somebody you want to have a chin wag over a brew and tin of butter biscuits all afternoon. it would be an honor to host such a someone to a cream tea, know anyone?
Miriam Margolyes?
Oh wow, could you imagine the conversation those two would have!
Julie Andrews??
Barbara Windsor
I'm too American for this comment
Hi Sarah, I first saw you on a bunch of panel shows from England and thought you were so funny, witty and sweet.
I'm an old lady from Michigan and you make me laugh and I love you for it. Thank You!
And from Kansas as well
And from India! 🙂
And Finland too🇫🇮❤️
Canada :)
Yeah, and I'm an old fart from Maryland in the States, and you made me outright guffaw!!! Damn near fell off my bed!!
“We have a rule where you make all the decisions on your birthday”
*laughs in twin*
😂😂😂
but..... this is about couples.....
Got a birthday near Christmas?
*Cries in Sagittarius*
Mwa ha ha!!!
dothedeed Capricorn (Dec.27th) is here with you!
@@lynneallan2830 lol my brother's birthday is on 26th and cousin's on 25th😂
Sarah, you are the cure for 2020. I haven't laughed this hard in ages.
I don`t think i`ve ever watched any comediene who is so fast and natural whilst telling stories.It`s 6.30 am and i`m sitting with my hand over my mouth to stifle the loud snorting! On to the next one ,thanks Sarah.:)
Her delivery is *perfect*.
I love this lady.....she’s hilarious! Hands down, one of the funniest comedians.
I like Sarah Millican's comedy. She has a sharp wit, and an ability to knife right to the heart of it all. I find her humor refreshing!
It's so natural how she tells her stories. Sarah is awesome.
You are hilarious... It all comes out so naturally as if you're just chatting with a few friends around the dinner table. AWESOME ! Love your work.
This is the most honest review of a Merlin Entertainment production ever. I used to work at the San Francisco Dungeon (pretty much the same as the one in London) and this all rings so true. I've got a video from when I quit in my channel.
They've since pissed off pretty much the entire acting community in SF and can't get trained actors anymore. They keep promoting the gift shop employees from Madame Tussauds to performance roles 😂
czcams.com/video/_sNF1pxRcmA/video.html
You're cute
@@auricstorm ☺️
you're amazing. I couldn't stop laughing when you started singing Happy Birthday.
I have found my new favourite comedian, I can't stop laughing 😂
I just realized she’s wearing bunny slippers.
First Christmas with my spouse I was given *nasal spray* !!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
r. ridderbusch Rotfl....thats commitment if they’re still you’re your spouse.
Yep, still married to Mr. Nasal spray - 17 years! Can't wait for my next surprise :-/
Saline? Zyrtec? Need to know more!
@@z_ed yes!! Need to know!!
It's good to see her with her own channel - why let other people monetize clips when she can build her own channel?
"I was disemboweled on his f-ing birthday!"
My husband does the same 😂 He once showed me his list after I questioned his choice of gift and there were things like a snuggie, a zucchini spiralizer, a Bob punching dummy, and a bowie knife. Most of the time, I actually don't really want/need these things I say I want, it's more of a thinking-out-loud "what if...!?"
🤣
The masterful art of story telling in the English tradition. The timing, the understated, and the observed. I laughed out loud..several times. Thank you!
"or you can leave your man at the changing rooms," still laughing.
The usual Sarah combination of adorable and hilarious both in huge quantities.
She's the funniest story teller I think I've ever heard!!🤓
In bed with flu at the moment and watched this video clip it has been the pick up I needed, fantastic comedian 😃
Year late, but how are you feeling?
I’ve done the dungeon tour with my hubby and I hated it the same way! Was so funny to watch this and re live the experience! 😂👌
My husband keeps looking at me an wondering what I am laughing at. Hilarious woman...
That last exchange about the loud, childish duvet cover and "It's very you, though, love?" Sounds exactly like something my ex-husband would say.
This woman is a comedic treasure! Recently discovered her, thanks to CZcams rabbit holes. Love her to pieces!
Honestly incredible woman
Doesn't matter how much food my little boy throws at the walls she always helps me smile
I have loved you longer, you have brought me more joy than any man in my life so far (ahh bit sad😂), and thanks to you uploading I can do you and the dishes at the same time, which is something that I'm definetly getting to old for with a man around. Thank you for the years of me laughing through some tears, and for making domestic chores a secret pleasure ❤
Love your impish glee. I binge watched your TV series and saw you reduce important people to tears ... of involuntary laughter. You are like Stephen Colbert in that respect. I would love to see you on his show sometime.
That was Quality Telly Entertainment. Wish it was still going every time I ReWatch.
There aren't too many comedians that can make me laugh out loud, but by the time Sarah gets to her punch line there's a bit of a backlog and out it comes. She is a classic story teller with beautifully relatable tales that still manage to have original conclusions you don't see coming. She reminds me a lot of Billy Connolly.
I could listen to you forever, Sarah! I love a Geordie accent, and yours is particularly charming! And I've been to South Shields--yeah, by choice! Mainly to see the Arbeia/Roman Museum there, but still, it seemed very nice!
This lady's comedy could brighten the darkest days of one's life...🤗
What a force of nature you are!!!...how we need you and your hilariously true take on life.. never stop Sarah
You're are a gift to the world. You bring laughter & joy to so many. Thank you!
This whole sketch was hilarious! You’ve made my week!
Please come to the U.S.! We love you!
Ooooh, I completely adore you, Sarah, you never fail to brighten my day! :)
No matter how down I feel, Sarah always makes me laugh. More please 😘
I just discovered Sarah and I LOVE her!! Her stories are so fun, crazy and relatable .. I hope she comes to the USA !!! ❤🤍💙
Love Sarah . So relatable & her Delivery is Brilliant.
We're going to talk about our feelings!
Wor feelings.
For nine f-ing hours!😂
That's real horror
GOLD
Reminds me of a cartoon I saw once. A man puts a box with a steam iron on the counter of the gift wrapping station at a department store. The clerk says “Nice gift sir, I’m sure your wife will love it. While I’m wrapping it you might want to go over to sporting goods and pick out a helmet.” 😂
Very funny. I like hearing about people's lives and the humor they see in the tragedy and upset. I tell similar stories. The truth in life, however awful, is sometimes the funniest. Depending upon perspective, of course. Keep telling stories. You're hilarious!
Tears streaming down my face... What a pleasure for me to discover Sarah Millican!
Love this woman! So glad she's finally got a channel
“That monster’s got my top on...”
😂❤️
OMG I had the exact same experience at the dungeons in Blackpool Tower! I was chosen by the doctor and he pulled a curtain around me. The room was actually packed though, but when asked if anybody was with me at the end, my friend pretended she didn’t even know me, the cow!!!! 😆
I can’t do the “do what the other wants for their birthday” because it would not be good in my favour! 😂😂 so its not happening
Then it will happen with someone else eventually
I'd be very surprised if your not single you sound very selfish
@@ashtonmills1992 obviously just has a playful relationship, weirdo
You, my dear, are a HOOT!!
I could listen to her all day
I thought she said he wanted a “lion.” Not a “lie in.” 🤦🏻♂️
I thought I was the only one 😂
You're not the only 2 lol. American as well?
Donavon Seibert Sri Lankan lol 😂
@@veroshaabeygoonewardena9839
I just feel like American accents are generally not very what someone would call pretty or "fancy" sounding lol. Most of us sound dumb af compared to the rest of the world. I just Google Sri Lanka and I learned a lot. It sounds beautiful. Well, probably a lot more beautiful since the Civil War ended. America Civil War was so long ago it seems crazy do you think it still happens in other countries.
Donavon Seibert thank you.
I love watching Sarah's videos!! She has an amazing humor even when I am chilean and have a latina humor, I enjoy every minute of her comedy. She is brillant.
You are my favorite female comedian...great story teller , you are!🤗👏👏
I also take notes of my boyfriend's wishes and then get those things for Christmas and birthday :)))
She’s absolutely wonderful!so very down to earth and hilarious!
Warwick Castle is brilliant. The Dungeon was great, but the best was the actual live jousting tournament. Real horses, real charging at the other knight on horseback - and real but sotto voce cries of 'Ouch!' and 'Sorry'!
Omg! We did this trip at Warwick Castle, the old lady stopped and screamed at me... I punched her! I have a very active FIGHT or flight impulse, and I can’t fucking run... it didn’t help that they had the benches with a motor under the seats that “touches” you under the bench. One of our friends screamed so loud and high right beside me, I was almost deaf in that ear for a week. My husband was chosen to assist the doctor.
We had the ghost thing followed by a “mediaeval banquet”. 12 hours later, I was in bed with an “upset stomach” 24 hours after that I was in hospital hooked up to so much bleeping shite. Turned out I had Ecoli food poisoning, which caused Sepsis. I was in hospital for 3 weeks, well 1 week, sent home, next day I threw up blood on my GP and she sent me straight back in, where I stayed the other 2 weeks.
We cannot be 100% the cause of the ecoli as we’d been out for a few days as it our friend’s birthday and we had a weekender in Birmingham, nights out, shopping, goofing around, then trip to Warwick for the ghost tour / dungeon tour.
Needless to say, we’ve not been back.
It’s a good job though that the food poisoning kicked in the next morning. Because when that woman screamed in my face, I’d have definitely shit myself!
Jo HexxKitten What an absolutely awful experience. I hope you are all recovered now.😊
That bit's so true, though. You can't visit anywhere now and just walk round; there's always actors wanting to talk to you. One hates to hurt their feelings, but I just want them to eff off and leave me alone.
Get some treatment for your issue of assaulting strangers when you are scared. Don’t blame your active limbic system for you breaking the law and hurting people. See a therapist (lean to control your response) Before you end up in jail. It’s not cool or funny to smash in people’s faces becuse you’ve got an out of control “startle” response and no skills to control it. Your bragging tone indicates you don’t care apparently and want to tell the internet how you assault people instead. Looking for validation? You won’t get it for punching people and showing zero empathy for any damage you’ve done to their body. Gonna punch an 80 year old lady of she drops a jar of jam next to you in the store?
@@camogrrl Jesus Christ lighten up! They didn't say they go around assaulting strangers when they're scared, they only said their fight or flight response is very active. Who knows, maybe they are seeing a therapist for it - the last thing they need is some internet do-gooder insulting them and telling them what to do with their lives
@@camogrrl fight or flight can be VERY strong, mine makes me freeze up, I know someone that hits
I love her! I keep hoping for a US tour.
YES PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That would be awesome! She is one of the few comedians where I feel like I can relate so much to most of her stories and jokes and she's just lovely 😀❤️
Oh! what a delight that would be!
@@shizgirl You speak the truth...I'm in WA, just south of you, and I'd take a trip to Vancouver any day just for the chance to visit a Tim Horton's!
I first saw Sarah on a TV show my husband was watching on CZcams. The humour can sometimes only be appreciated by Brits, but not Sarah. Her sense of humour is universal.
So true.
"its very you though." killed me.
I was introduced to Sarah's video's by my husband, and am obsessed with her!! She really should come to the US, hopefully she is seeing a huge amount of us requesting she tour the states (and Canada)!?!!?
This is the most amazing delight. Thank you!!!
You are possibly my favorite comedian on the planet! Thank you for breathing such magical levity to our lives. 😊💙
I am so grateful that her clips keep popping up in my feed on CZcams. The laughs I get from watching are the best part of my day.
The dungeon at Warwick is fantastic. I would have loved it.
Me too! I think I would have hated being there and afterwards asked when we would go there the next time 😂
I just love to listen to you Sarah, I could listen to you all day! xx
My fiance and I watch her all the time on youtube and we wish she'd come out to tucson, AZ to do a show we would both drop everything to see her! She's amazing!
I wish she would come to Vegas.
I fucking love Sarah Millican! Laughing my head off!
Funny and damn good looking .. I can't get enough of her ...
You are a lovely, unique and beautiful comic genius.
Wonderful! Thank you for the priceless gift of laughter ---- laughter I really needed today. You're hilarious!
Her boyfriend is so precious 🦄
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD A CHANNEL! Subbed immediately.
Me too!
me THREE.. ;- P
Sarah is the funniest woman in showbusiness !
I enjoy your perspective on life. So many sniggers at moments in your stories that I've shared. I sent this presentation to a friend for her birthday. You've reinforced my love of explitaves. Love you Sarah all to bits. Patricia
Thank you for brightening my day as you always do
Having someone with you that's scared to death of everything makes ones of these tours so much better. People are so funny when they're scared.
I went to the Blackpool tower dungeon with my daughter in law and 3 grandkids 7 6 and 2 they got my 6 year old grandson and put him in the dock on trial he was terrified then the judge said he had to hang for his crimes ha ha ha could see the terror on his face I couldn't stop laughing n shouted y'all not work yasell again will ya haha
@@memenono5716 Oh that's priceless. HAHAHA.
Lovely! Refreshing humor!
So needed today - thank you Sarah 💜
This reminded me of a horror house I once went to, only I was strapped to a “hospital bed” and could hardly move. After a botched operation you were wheeled to be cremated and then buried. I was terrified, and I’ll never go into such a thing ever again 😂
You so good!! I loved every minute of your show.
My husband once got me an ironing board. He never made that mistake again.
My cousin has been happily, disgustingly happily married for fifty years. She told her husband from the beginning....anything with a plug or instructions isn’t a gift.
Omg I absolutely love her !!! Hysterical, great stories, told as only the Irish can.
You mean Geordie?
IRISH!!!
She's English. Northeast England.
P.S. Ireland is NOT British. "North Ireland" is, but not real Ireland.
@@laurahall2710
So fuckin what
Irish,.... hillarious
This lady is fantastic. Rolling on the floor with laughter from South America.
Brilliant! Truly the gem of South Shields! Wishing I could buy more Sarah Millican DVDs in the US.