Donald Trump Visits the White House: The Daily Show

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  • čas přidán 10. 11. 2016
  • After years of insulting each other, President Obama and President-elect Trump have an amicable-but-uncomfortable meeting at the White House.
    Watch full episodes of The Daily Show now -- no login required: www.cc.com/shows/the-daily-sho...
    The Daily Show with Trevor Noah airs weeknights at 11/10c on Comedy Central.
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  • @verward
    @verward Před 7 lety +1037

    My heart just broke when I realised that Bill isn't going to be first lady :(

    • @debbiegirllove1
      @debbiegirllove1 Před 7 lety +9

      Omg haha

    • @neku2741
      @neku2741 Před 7 lety +16

      so does everybody at south park

    • @415s30
      @415s30 Před 7 lety +15

      Yeah he would have been awesome, hey guys I'm back, BUT I'm here for the bowling downstairs.

    • @joshmark9288
      @joshmark9288 Před 7 lety +19

      I am sure BIll was upset that he was not going to be the first in every lady in Hillary's team...

    • @you53ful
      @you53ful Před 7 lety +1

      Ward Huyskes very true

  • @SamMasghati
    @SamMasghati Před 7 lety +1075

    Michelle and Melania's conversation must have gone like this:
    Michelle: Hi, I'm Michelle
    Melania: Hi, I'm Michelle
    Michelle: Glad to meet you.
    Melania: Glad to meet you.

    • @dinahsaur8024
      @dinahsaur8024 Před 7 lety +4

      Sam Masghati haha

    • @sunny_disposition
      @sunny_disposition Před 7 lety +32

      Sam Masghati it's amazing everyone forgot trump stole "make America great" too

    • @apowers7783
      @apowers7783 Před 7 lety +2

      bsmartt13 Indeed, moms spaghetti

    • @martinsoukup562
      @martinsoukup562 Před 7 lety

      bsmartt13 Stole?

    • @Rachulie
      @Rachulie Před 7 lety +3

      AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
      Lolololl that's Amazing!!!!

  • @TheMaliceTree
    @TheMaliceTree Před 7 lety +688

    *Three words... GOOD LUCK AMERICA*
    *Best wishes,*
    *From the rest of the world*
    (This comment is not sarcasm)

    • @Gldlynch
      @Gldlynch Před 7 lety +4

      100%

    • @HereForTheComments
      @HereForTheComments Před 7 lety +9

      We might be calling on the international community to unseat our new dictator. We did it for Iraq and Libya, maybe someone can do it for us?

    • @VikkYB6
      @VikkYB6 Před 7 lety +4

      Alice thanks

    • @dunkilos3632
      @dunkilos3632 Před 7 lety +9

      Thank you Alice,it means a lot :)
      Peace

    • @ksee8464
      @ksee8464 Před 7 lety +6

      Thanks, we might need it.

  • @SpoonDude
    @SpoonDude Před 7 lety +272

    Obama: "I don't like you and you don't like me but we gotta make this look good"
    Trump: "You founded Isi-"
    Obama: "Donald..."
    Trump: "Fine"

    • @ladypilliwick8179
      @ladypilliwick8179 Před 7 lety

      spoon... on that last thing Trump said you misspelled fired....believe he said
      Trump..." your fired, and take the last 8 years of your lifes accomplishments with you "

    • @ErikeAbbegale
      @ErikeAbbegale Před 7 lety +5

      Philip Reynolds basically, cause you can sure as hell bet he's gonna tear them all down. Can't wait to see what TrumpCare will look like...

    • @pincheekylee8685
      @pincheekylee8685 Před 7 lety +6

      Philip Reynolds. "you're fired"

    • @gingerp6631
      @gingerp6631 Před 7 lety +1

      Spoon Dude : LOL: these boards could use a bit of levity.

    • @angelgray701
      @angelgray701 Před 6 lety

      😂😂😂😂

  • @darrenmahabir9443
    @darrenmahabir9443 Před 7 lety +1484

    America went from a New Hope with obama to Empire Strikes back with trump. Pray for Return of the Jedi with Bernie 2020

    • @Thumbsupurbum
      @Thumbsupurbum Před 7 lety +92

      Somebody better be making sure Bernie is exercising and eating healthy. We're gonna need him in 4 years.

    • @BartholomewConstantine
      @BartholomewConstantine Před 7 lety +9

      u mean kanye 😂😂

    • @emeraldkat2167
      @emeraldkat2167 Před 7 lety +45

      I'd love to see Elizabeth Warren. Can you imagine if she'd be the first woman president?! I bet the conservatives would lose their minds

    • @supershinigami1
      @supershinigami1 Před 7 lety +25

      Or someone younger sharing his values.

    • @PersonaSimon
      @PersonaSimon Před 7 lety +3

      will he even be alive by then?

  • @station12a4
    @station12a4 Před 7 lety +1167

    trevor's impressions are on point as usual

    • @Kareragirl
      @Kareragirl Před 7 lety +73

      I'm laughing so hard right now. Trevor is so fucking angry and it only makes him funnier.

    • @JokersRWildStudios
      @JokersRWildStudios Před 7 lety +9

      J Stevens I'm sure your bitch ass got beat up in middle school...and then you dropped out.

    • @dubspool
      @dubspool Před 7 lety +4

      +J Stevens well, to be honest anyone can lecture us about the Electoral Clusterfuck

    • @tsunamishijo
      @tsunamishijo Před 7 lety +1

      Wait so Noah mocks an immigrant's accent and people applaud but if Trump mocks anyone then he is labeled xenophobe, bigot, etc. Wow. The Double Standard is strong.

    • @JustAnotherPerson4U
      @JustAnotherPerson4U Před 7 lety +37

      Trevor is a comedian and Trump is a politician. There's a bit of a difference there. When Trevor does it, he's not doing it to put anyone down it's for a laugh for both to enjoy. When Trump does it, it's to put others down and himself up.

  • @seonaidkabiah418
    @seonaidkabiah418 Před 7 lety +88

    Barack's face says 'this country is going down'.

    • @somelivesdontmattersldm8776
      @somelivesdontmattersldm8776 Před 7 lety

      Seonaid Kabiah Brock made 17 promises and did not fulfill one of them please tell me more about this wonderful Barack Obama they did absolutely nothing but make more problems for everybody or do you just see color

    • @paulaacosta9954
      @paulaacosta9954 Před 7 lety

      yeah Lol

    • @seonaidkabiah418
      @seonaidkabiah418 Před 7 lety +6

      DavidFranklin t.v. Lol I didn't say anything about Barack's presidency, I just read his facial expression. Take your butthurt elsewhere.

  • @simianbarcode3011
    @simianbarcode3011 Před 7 lety +365

    THIS IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE! there's no sugar coating it anymore!

    • @victorc7421
      @victorc7421 Před 7 lety +3

      verbalabusejournals.com/about-abuse/brainwashing-and-domestic-abuse/how-to-control-your-mind-brainwashing/

    • @TheRadFactor
      @TheRadFactor Před 7 lety +1

      If you sugar coat it the fatties would eat it

    • @notoriousgamer2831
      @notoriousgamer2831 Před 7 lety +1

      Boo hoo the crybaby is crying shocker.

    • @vikwillwin
      @vikwillwin Před 7 lety +5

      go to your safe space and put your big boy pants on and get back to grade school tomorrow .

    • @droolinghalfling8898
      @droolinghalfling8898 Před 7 lety +5

      vikwillwin Go back to building your retarded wall because the Mexicans aren't doing it.

  • @beastheart120
    @beastheart120 Před 7 lety +1113

    you Americans.. i cant believe you out Brexited brexit, gj.

    • @nas5276
      @nas5276 Před 7 lety +19

      UK should worry more about their muslim invasion crisis.

    • @beastheart120
      @beastheart120 Před 7 lety +21

      i have never been a fan of America and Russia, both invading countries for no reasons, but them electing trump, holy shit.

    • @nas5276
      @nas5276 Před 7 lety +1

      Jens Skou Furbo
      Can you tell me how America has invaded any country? Last time I checked the ONLY one invading anywhere is ISIS.

    • @nas5276
      @nas5276 Před 7 lety +3

      *****
      No it's the liberals who believe that the Russians are in a conspiracy to make Trump president. That's the funniest and dumbest conspiracy of liberals, probably more than the 9/11 conspiracy they've been believing for years now.

    • @beastheart120
      @beastheart120 Před 7 lety +23

      Yes, which means the onces who base their sense and facts believe he is working together with Putin, also the fact Trump have praised almost every dictator alive atm. Trump is badshit crazy and he is gonna burn your country down, but hey, at least you voted for the pyromaniac yourself, gl.

  • @carboy101
    @carboy101 Před 7 lety +915

    Trevor has really been on fire lately

    • @whygotherehuh
      @whygotherehuh Před 7 lety +113

      So has America.

    • @Kareragirl
      @Kareragirl Před 7 lety +17

      +Why you gotta go there user name is on point.

    • @MsEliteForever
      @MsEliteForever Před 7 lety

      +Why you gotta go there lol

    • @salvadoresocean1396
      @salvadoresocean1396 Před 7 lety +3

      Dr0pkidd he stopped killing his jokes into the ground it's great

    • @Serai3
      @Serai3 Před 7 lety +8

      What we're seeing here is the greening of Trevor. Now he's got a huge issue to sink his teeth into, and to help him grow into his Daily Show character and presentation. It's the same thing that happened with Jon and 9/11 - after that, the show really became the show we ended up loving so much. Trevor is an immigrant with a great love for America, so this event touches him deeply, on a level that's hard to understand by those of us born here. (And poor Hassan is PETRIFIED.) I think we'll see a great growth of maturity and more depth to the comedy on the show now.

  • @terminallyonline280
    @terminallyonline280 Před 7 lety +80

    just here to read the sad comments

  • @kuronyra1709
    @kuronyra1709 Před 7 lety +92

    Put the subtiltes on.
    "Hair Force One".
    Well played sir, well played.

    • @somelivesdontmattersldm8776
      @somelivesdontmattersldm8776 Před 7 lety +3

      Kuro Nyra he is funny because he's so sad about his loss... Nice mask Trevor I can see through it and you were crying and I am laughing ... hell of a comedian that Trevor is hahaha

    • @lunar_memories9981
      @lunar_memories9981 Před 4 lety +1

      I could actually hear him say it, but subtitles make it easier to catch the joke

  • @Borderlines
    @Borderlines Před 7 lety +723

    The real trump is the one we saw during his campaign. He will never earn my trust through measly words

    • @dandii28
      @dandii28 Před 7 lety +16

      true. he'll be cool the first 6 months, then his a dick again.

    • @hollyb6885
      @hollyb6885 Před 7 lety +18

      Lp Alcantara he's already a showing his spots. He's tweeting about the protesters and now says he's not building a wall. He's building a fence. His supporter are gonna find out real quick what a fake he is. He's a great reality show star and personality but will be a disaster as president. Lord help us

    • @SabrinaRina
      @SabrinaRina Před 7 lety +1

      Well they should have known. Several times he said he was presenting a persona. So he may not be as scary as many people feared, but even his supporters will be a little disappointed.

    • @BasedBrah10
      @BasedBrah10 Před 7 lety +5

      Lp Alcantara the irony is that it was "measly words" that made you hate him

    • @iepicgs2004
      @iepicgs2004 Před 7 lety

      exactly! !!

  • @corrinad4206
    @corrinad4206 Před 7 lety +447

    Can we just get rid of trump and have Obama for 4 more years.

    • @frediax10
      @frediax10 Před 7 lety +20

      FaZe ChickenNugget hell no

    • @SkaterChick8794
      @SkaterChick8794 Před 7 lety +32

      hell yes!!

    • @lexethereal8807
      @lexethereal8807 Před 7 lety +11

      the poor man's had enough. Give poor Obama a break.

    • @16ktsgamma
      @16ktsgamma Před 7 lety +1

      I wish but we can't

    • @lizzytheowl577
      @lizzytheowl577 Před 7 lety +7

      FaZe ChickenNugget
      Unfortunately no, it's illegal for a president to have 3 terms. But I wish we could, Congress would have zero reason to block his supreme court Justice nominations (which literally everyone else agrees should be acknowledged).

  • @Poncho5rc
    @Poncho5rc Před 7 lety +235

    Is America trying to become a joke on purpose or is it unintentional?

    • @JohnSmith-xk5ou
      @JohnSmith-xk5ou Před 7 lety +19

      Good fucking question.

    • @thegreenbean6518
      @thegreenbean6518 Před 7 lety

      MrEricon9

    • @Coy4173
      @Coy4173 Před 7 lety +3

      This attitude is why Trump won, this single minded attitude that everyone who backs trump is an ignorant, single minded, misogynistic bigot only convinces people they need to vote for him more. To see how the "liberals" will just hurl insults at them because they either agree with aspects of his rhetoric or have deep reservations about Hillary Clinton and the corruption exposed by Wikileaks and others. Amazingly its possibly to vote for Trump and care about America, especially if you think that Hillary would do more damage then good.

    • @MrEricon9
      @MrEricon9 Před 7 lety +20

      Coy4173 She said "half" of Trumps supporters are deplorables. 87% of Trump supporters want a ban n Muslims. More than 30% want to ban gay people. 41% want to bomb Agrabah. The fictional city from Aladdin. Because sounding middle eastern is reason enough to be bombed.
      You can't argue with the numbers.

    • @Coy4173
      @Coy4173 Před 7 lety +2

      MrEricon9 Hillary Clinton went into the final day with a 95% chance of willing from the New York Times. Apparently you can argue with numbers. The fact is the election shows one thing, there were far more people willing to vote Trump then was thought, probably people too afraid to admit it because they felt they'd be attacked personally for confessing.

  • @triad6425
    @triad6425 Před 7 lety +151

    Obama: "Don't use the nukes, just don't use the nukes, No seriously don't use the nukes"

    • @somelivesdontmattersldm8776
      @somelivesdontmattersldm8776 Před 7 lety +2

      triad6425 only a bonehead believe the president has full access and complete control over nuclear warheads

    • @qpalzm599
      @qpalzm599 Před 7 lety

      He's the commander in chief. What else does he need?

    • @gemanscombe4985
      @gemanscombe4985 Před 7 lety +2

      +DavidFranklin The president HAS full access and complete control over nuclear warheads, look it up. It's the only way to deal with 30 minute ICBM delivery times from Russia. On 1/20/17, Donald Trump will be president. Therefore, Donald Trump will have full access and complete control over nuclear weapons that, once launched, cannot be recalled. The voters who gave this power to an impulsive, egocentric jackass are boneheads and, soon, possibly radioactive as well.

  • @nrnyy714
    @nrnyy714 Před 7 lety +253

    I'm here in Europe eating popcorn and watching the U.S.A. fall apart 😂😂😂

    • @carboy101
      @carboy101 Před 7 lety +24

      noranyaa2205 Ay... get me a Green card bruh.

    • @kytkis
      @kytkis Před 7 lety +4

      atleast Coca Cola will live on.

    • @brandonc5061
      @brandonc5061 Před 7 lety +12

      noranyaa2205 I'm voting for Kanye in 2020. I have become so disillusioned with everything to the point where I would not mind the collapse of America.

    • @itshitime
      @itshitime Před 7 lety +4

      dont worry trump, putin and may have a nuke for you

    • @luisnavarro5298
      @luisnavarro5298 Před 7 lety +2

      noranyaa2205 did you forget brexit happened?

  • @dabuster55
    @dabuster55 Před 7 lety +396

    as a Bernie supporter, this is not the "I told you so" we wanted

    • @ringo1692
      @ringo1692 Před 7 lety +29

      Adolfo Villarroel but its the one we deserve

    • @ringo1692
      @ringo1692 Před 7 lety +11

      this shit has been with us for a long time, this election just brought it to the surface... buckle up! it's gonna be a bumpy ride!!!

    • @johnwilson9391
      @johnwilson9391 Před 7 lety +21

      I'm a bernie supporter and got tired of my fellow supporters. Bernie supported clinton, we had 2 options, trump or clinton. Yea, the DNC conspired against Bernie, but learn to pick your damn battles ffs.

    • @nas5276
      @nas5276 Před 7 lety +7

      The DNC screwed over Bernie. You have nobody to blame but yourselves.

    • @dabuster55
      @dabuster55 Před 7 lety +6

      John Wilson Jill Stein represented me and my values better. voted for the person I liked. not against the person I disliked, which was both of the top 2.

  • @reallysohai9097
    @reallysohai9097 Před 7 lety +228

    Not sure which is more entertaining . American electing trump , or the media meltdown

    • @victorc7421
      @victorc7421 Před 7 lety +20

      Media meltdown imo. Those assholes owe the American people one hell of an apology.

    • @TrishStClair
      @TrishStClair Před 7 lety +3

      Victor C YES THEY DO! But I think a better punishment would be for Americans to turn off main stream media and look elsewhere

    • @hexone4903
      @hexone4903 Před 7 lety +4

      Trish St.Clair
      the problem is that the alternative is "social" media, and as can be seen from youtube, twitter and face book, they are just petri dishes for destructive memes that infect the global population with fashion trends based on shared ignorance with epidemic proportions.

    • @ZeroZeke-
      @ZeroZeke- Před 7 lety +5

      Really Sohai the meltdown!

    • @victorc7421
      @victorc7421 Před 7 lety +5

      bash bash
      The alternative is independent media. Real journalists and pundits that actually care about this country that are ready to fill the void.

  • @bbrice78
    @bbrice78 Před 7 lety +81

    this would be so funny if it wasn't real life

  • @saberline152
    @saberline152 Před 7 lety +145

    but did trump mean everything he said during his rallies? apparently all his extreme points of view have been removed, so did he just played an act for over a year just to get elected?

    • @saberline152
      @saberline152 Před 7 lety +5

      or because he and hillary were friends did he do everything to make her president?

    • @cowgoesmoo2
      @cowgoesmoo2 Před 7 lety +13

      What the fuck have you been smoking

    • @skittykay
      @skittykay Před 7 lety +5

      Majin Yojimbo They were scared before that.

    • @cyryc
      @cyryc Před 7 lety

      skittykay
      That's because they were toddlers in household with nutty parents

    • @skittykay
      @skittykay Před 7 lety +4

      ***** its not possible that trump and hillary just give legitimate voices to people's real fears?

  • @alexisalvarado55
    @alexisalvarado55 Před 7 lety +457

    I love this guy's he's so funny so I subscribed.

    • @goldmegaman1000
      @goldmegaman1000 Před 7 lety

      Alexis Alvarado +

    • @milesmorales6583
      @milesmorales6583 Před 7 lety +7

      Alexis Alvarado check out his stand up , hilarious

    • @ECJ49
      @ECJ49 Před 7 lety +1

      As a Social Justice Warrior do you think you will need Trevor Noah to keep you from being Over Triggered for the next 4 years? I'm asking sincerely not as an insult.

    • @somethingserious2108
      @somethingserious2108 Před 7 lety +4

      No offense ECJ49 liberal does not equal SJw

    • @ECJ49
      @ECJ49 Před 7 lety

      DrainPunchez But isn't there a kinship or more between the 2?

  • @wellali2574
    @wellali2574 Před 7 lety +89

    How Americans ppl allows him to win .. I lost faith in humanity

    • @FreedomofSpeech865
      @FreedomofSpeech865 Před 7 lety +4

      wella li cause they tried to shove Hillary down own throat. Almost half the voters stayed home

    • @victorc7421
      @victorc7421 Před 7 lety +4

      Took you that long, eh? I lost mine when the DNC rigged it's own election. You can thank Hillary Clinton and the MSM for Trump, they helped him win.

    • @ProclarushTaonas
      @ProclarushTaonas Před 7 lety +9

      To be fair, most of us literally voted against him, the majority wanted Clinton.

    • @Lyoko104
      @Lyoko104 Před 7 lety

      Victor C Most Republicans didnt want Donald Trump either but hey,look who was the Republican Nominee

    • @MrRedemption7
      @MrRedemption7 Před 7 lety +3

      Dont lose hope in humanity, lose hope in america.

  • @tigerfelixasmr3480
    @tigerfelixasmr3480 Před 7 lety +229

    Obama actually knows a thing or two about politics

    • @lyserberg
      @lyserberg Před 7 lety +12

      Fr ma nigga

    • @MrFuzzKat
      @MrFuzzKat Před 7 lety

      You mean... he knows more about politics than he does about keeping election promises?

    • @tigerfelixasmr3480
      @tigerfelixasmr3480 Před 7 lety +5

      MrFuzzKat so far I don't see a wall

    • @bobdog6760
      @bobdog6760 Před 7 lety +1

      Why would there be a wall? He hasn't switched places with Obama yet.

    • @A358M
      @A358M Před 7 lety +2

      Dr. Felix ASMR how about we won't lol well,maybe a little fence,with some barb wiring lol I never thought for a second that was going to be possible.

  • @nash879
    @nash879 Před 7 lety +800

    Whether you like Obama or not he roasted Trump. That's probably why he's so orange

  • @fcm3d
    @fcm3d Před 7 lety +57

    "A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet." - K

    • @iamnotgandalf9308
      @iamnotgandalf9308 Před 7 lety

      seeing how people (at large) didnt think the earth was flat ever i take your quote as BS

    • @TheLastCrusader22
      @TheLastCrusader22 Před 7 lety

      Except for the fact that the Greeks knew the earth was round 1 500 years ago!

    • @fcm3d
      @fcm3d Před 7 lety +4

      You know that was from a movie right?

    • @Kjleed13
      @Kjleed13 Před 7 lety +4

      Today I was in the oval office for a preparatory meeting and I sat behind the President's desk and I had a reality check. I sat there and I went 'Wait a minute, I'm a Jester. A Jester doesn't rule the kingdom; He makes fun of the king.' - Tom Dobbs

    • @fcm3d
      @fcm3d Před 7 lety

      Sayem O thank god there's hope yet. And for the rest of you the God I was thanking Rick Sanchez from earth C-137.

  • @malestripperken
    @malestripperken Před 7 lety +94

    Trump supporters should be congratulated on selecting Mike Pence as their president.
    I give Trump a year.

    • @randomcatmeow1394
      @randomcatmeow1394 Před 7 lety +3

      tacoma 707 you are too generous...six months at most

    • @victorc7421
      @victorc7421 Před 7 lety +1

      Maybe Hillary can run 2020 from within prison.

    • @ladypilliwick8179
      @ladypilliwick8179 Před 7 lety +7

      Tacoma...I give the economy 2 years ....tops

    • @vincefernandez9459
      @vincefernandez9459 Před 7 lety +24

      "No puppet"
      "No puppet"
      YES puppet!
      Pence's puppet.

    • @8jijjoo126
      @8jijjoo126 Před 7 lety

      tacoma 707 >republican senate and house of representatives
      Good luck

  • @ZeplaHQ
    @ZeplaHQ Před 7 lety +100

    I love Trevor's Melania impression

  • @angelofsarcasm4924
    @angelofsarcasm4924 Před 7 lety +75

    I thought people moving to Canada was a joke, now we've got Americans all over our borders.

    • @Babeatrice
      @Babeatrice Před 7 lety +4

      Angel of Sarcasm
      I know it's crazy but my family's looking at a move to Mexico before January...however, we are worried it's not far enough away and military not big enough to protect us from a fascist US trying to literally build a wall. :(

    • @tvs9978
      @tvs9978 Před 7 lety +3

      how about Greenland? It's technically part of North America and many inhabitants are descendants of the original inhabitants of Canada but it's aligned to Europe and far off enough (plus no one is really interested in in it , heck most people don't even know it exists). It also has a population of less than 1 million so lots of space to build a new empire. you can go back to your pilgrim roots and farm the land. Just sayin

    • @angelofsarcasm4924
      @angelofsarcasm4924 Před 7 lety +10

      Susan G I agree that the US is close to becoming Nazi Germany.

    • @vetramont
      @vetramont Před 7 lety

      @Susan G, "military not big enough to protect us from a fascist US trying to literally build a wall"
      I understand that you're trying your best to be an outraged P.O.S. at the moment, but consider how idiotic you sound when you simultaneously imply that the "fascist U.S." is somehow going to get you in Mexico AND are building a wall to stay away from you in Mexico. Make sure to breathe while you dwell on that; I wouldn't want your brain starved of any more oxygen.

    • @angelofsarcasm4924
      @angelofsarcasm4924 Před 7 lety +2

      Joshua Williams ...Wtf are you saying?

  • @andydaniel7063
    @andydaniel7063 Před 7 lety +83

    Guys you know what this means. If Trump can be president then ANYONE can!! KANYE 2020!!!! ...Jesus fucking christ...

    • @ErehcVA
      @ErehcVA Před 7 lety +25

      If he can march into a presidential election and win with literally ZERO qualifications, I should be able to get any job in the fucking world.

    • @psydrab
      @psydrab Před 7 lety +15

      Any white male can. If you're black or a woman you have to be relatively squeaky clean.

    • @SidraAbbas1
      @SidraAbbas1 Před 7 lety

      Lucky ass butts. 😩

    • @jonathanleppert631
      @jonathanleppert631 Před 7 lety

      So false its funny.

    • @callmeosho7792
      @callmeosho7792 Před 7 lety +2

      Vote Ken Bone 2020

  • @burgerman101
    @burgerman101 Před 7 lety +195

    If Trump getting impeached means that Mike Pence will become our new president then I would rather keep Trump.

    • @goldenfoxa1810
      @goldenfoxa1810 Před 7 lety

      +burgerman you mean hooray

    • @Chepecafeteria
      @Chepecafeteria Před 7 lety +1

      Donald Trump you're not trump... you're saying you're bad for the country. you only implied it... to bad people didn't take the hint. now it's too late!

    • @williemohonhg10
      @williemohonhg10 Před 7 lety

      Yeah because you know a lot about him.

    • @Zen53GT
      @Zen53GT Před 7 lety +1

      Plus, Trump better lay off the junk food. He's 70 and overweight. He needs Dr. Carson to follow him around and make sure Trump stays healthy, because I do not want Mr. Face Don't Move Pence to become president.

    • @dhdhddjjdcncncncnvno2551
      @dhdhddjjdcncncncnvno2551 Před 7 lety +1

      burgerman I agree I can't fucking stand pence

  • @ChiseledAdonis
    @ChiseledAdonis Před 7 lety +27

    This is wonderful... Trevor must've had a load of Salt in his dinner prior to the show...

  • @OpalShade
    @OpalShade Před 7 lety +56

    "Nobody respects President Obama as much as I do."

  • @imran101
    @imran101 Před 7 lety +51

    That awkward moment when the entire country turns out to be the basket filled with deplorables XD

    • @strwbrybabyg245
      @strwbrybabyg245 Před 7 lety +6

      Half the county didn't vote at all the other half voted for Clinton since she won the popular vote... but nice try.

    • @beatriceblocks5919
      @beatriceblocks5919 Před 7 lety

      Imran Habib 😂😂. As but true

    • @beatriceblocks5919
      @beatriceblocks5919 Před 7 lety +2

      Sad but true

    • @rainmaker690
      @rainmaker690 Před 7 lety +4

      We're fucked, that's all I can say.

    • @mnoe817
      @mnoe817 Před 7 lety +3

      Imran Habib
      More people voted for Clinton. Don't lose hope, and don't let them tell you they're the majority.

  • @starr555
    @starr555 Před 7 lety +52

    The hypocrisy is so real right now.
    after all those flashbacks, suddenly now they play nice with each other? whats up with that? lol

    • @victorc7421
      @victorc7421 Před 7 lety +18

      Tradition.

    • @kvats12
      @kvats12 Před 7 lety +10

      Sunomeow so you suggest it would be better if they argued during the entire transition?

    • @areskrieger5890
      @areskrieger5890 Před 7 lety +2

      Well the Clintons stole all the W keys of keyboards and trashed the place so.........

    • @hexone4903
      @hexone4903 Před 7 lety +2

      it's just your garden variety career politics.

    • @Lyoko104
      @Lyoko104 Před 7 lety +6

      Modus Pwnens It's called courtesy and maturity.Goes to show Obama is a gentleman

  • @nelsonta00
    @nelsonta00 Před 7 lety +32

    Things might be worse if Trump gets impeached. Mike Pence has a history of anti-LGBT and Pro-Life so it'll hit hard on those areas. Personally I'm hetero, but the idea of somebody getting locked up for being who they are is pretty bad. Then there's the latter which is much harder to decipher.

    • @joermundgand
      @joermundgand Před 7 lety +2

      somebody got owned, now everybody is scrambling for excuses, blame third party voters, blame the voters, blame the lies we told to our base, blame donald trump, bernie sanders, russia, obama and what about the cause of the defeat, Hilary, and here's trevor noah mocking an immigrant.

    • @rahulslayer0
      @rahulslayer0 Před 7 lety +1

      +jokum bagger Oh losing the election is not the fault of Hillary. Never. She's a model politician and a beacon of justice.

    • @8jijjoo126
      @8jijjoo126 Před 7 lety

      nelsonta00 If Trump gets impeached, you get Mike 'Ignite the Sodomite' Pence

    • @leeeunhae7510
      @leeeunhae7510 Před 7 lety +1

      nelsonta00 that's why i don't get people who voted for trump-pence. not just lgbt but also pence is pro-life. already there's story abt woman who were turned down from having abortion even the pregnancy was threatening her life (just like in the Philippines)

    • @joermundgand
      @joermundgand Před 7 lety

      Hotblack Desiato
      Wait, you supposed to be dead because of a tax avoidance scam, back already from the last restaurant.

  • @benwasserman8223
    @benwasserman8223 Před 7 lety +81

    America Episode VI: ReBern of the Jedi

    • @BulletTheEnforcer
      @BulletTheEnforcer Před 7 lety +2

      America Episode V: The Invisible Empire Strikes Back.

    • @yondoodle
      @yondoodle Před 7 lety

      Star Wars IV: A New Make America Great Again.

    • @nas5276
      @nas5276 Před 7 lety +3

      The DNC betrayed Bernie. It's your own faults.

    • @benwasserman8223
      @benwasserman8223 Před 7 lety

      Aresh Melone Even on his own, he still lacked the necessary votes to beat Hillary

    • @nas5276
      @nas5276 Před 7 lety +2

      Ben Wasserman
      Well, according to the wikileaks on Hillary's email, she was given questions of the debate before the debate happened, so she cheated.

  • @CourtneyJones1979bird
    @CourtneyJones1979bird Před 4 lety +3

    I remember watching this episode when it originally aired, and still, even 3 years later, I too feel like I'm going to throw up!!!

  • @CommentPoster10
    @CommentPoster10 Před 7 lety +74

    I wonder, do the Founders weep in heaven?

    • @khosrowzare8301
      @khosrowzare8301 Před 7 lety +12

      They are probably in hell because of the dumbass election system they created.

    • @PvtLingo
      @PvtLingo Před 7 lety +3

      People seem to think that the popular means something. It doesn't. It just shows how each individual voted. It doesn't fully represent the US because there are more populated areas than others. It would be bias as fuck if we ever transition to popular voting. Pretty much you will just
      need New York and California to win if the popular vote was the one who elected a president. Last time I checked, there are more than 2 states in the US. So how could the popular vote ever represent the US? The
      answer is it doesn't. And for the record Trump wasn't that off from Hillary in popular voting. I think it was 200,000.

    • @nardo218
      @nardo218 Před 7 lety

      this is the world of the pah wraiths

    • @RyBl212
      @RyBl212 Před 7 lety

      Did you say that for all the presidents?

    • @khosrowzare8301
      @khosrowzare8301 Před 7 lety +2

      +Rookie "how could the popular vote ever represent the US?" By removing the stupid "first past the goal gets all" votes. If you just give 50% of the electoral vote to the candidate that gets 50.1% of the popular vote, then almost all your problems will be solved.

  • @holysinnerxxx
    @holysinnerxxx Před 7 lety +16

    Just noticed Trevor has 1,000,000+ subscribers. Congrats and keep up the great work.

  • @dorettejack3997
    @dorettejack3997 Před 7 lety +21

    Congrats for 1 million Subscribers !! One of The best shows

    • @Icedpaperclips
      @Icedpaperclips Před rokem

      And yesterday he reached 10 million subscribers!!

  • @blainemorin
    @blainemorin Před 7 lety +8

    Trevor's Ben Carson impression is spot on.

  • @Juzgames
    @Juzgames Před 7 lety +40

    if u notice all the comedy networks have the same joke.... change already...damn

    • @FlashManinSpace
      @FlashManinSpace Před 7 lety

      Luqmanul Hakim ikr.

    • @Lyoko104
      @Lyoko104 Před 7 lety +5

      Luqmanul Hakim They all focus on the same thing,of course there would be some common jokes.Learn about the entertainment industry

    • @Juzgames
      @Juzgames Před 7 lety

      juz shows u all the media is being controlled by a single theme... one sided... media... rooting for a single candidate.. no neutrality...hence its going to create a bias opinion,..ppl arent dumb ...and they know it... in the end all those... bombardment of trump...he still won... anyway...and yet after the election they still dont learn from it...

    • @FlashManinSpace
      @FlashManinSpace Před 7 lety

      Luqmanul Hakim the media thinks people are stupid. They don't know the people just trolled the media instead 😁

    • @Lyoko104
      @Lyoko104 Před 7 lety +7

      Luqmanul Hakim No neutrality?This is a talk show not a news anchor.They obviously have a bias.Get out with your conspiracy theory about how everything was against Trump and how he still won.He got less votes,he only won because of the Electoral College.Educate yourself.

  • @MsGrapeNehi
    @MsGrapeNehi Před 7 lety +4

    I also felt like I was going to throw up, until Trevor pulled out his Ben Carson impression. That always makes me smile.

  • @lordtelion
    @lordtelion Před 7 lety +9

    I'm soooo sorry America... Our hearts here in Britain go out to you at this sad, sad time.

  • @zoliswamgwebi4767
    @zoliswamgwebi4767 Před 7 lety +11

    Just come back to South Africa Trevor! *Before* it's too late!

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 Před 7 lety +16

    I was totally thinking Melania would just walk in front of Michelle with the exact same dress on or something.
    I'm kinda surprised Trump's and Obama's hands didn't burn each other through physical contact, like a demon and holy water. Imagine, just hearing a subtle sizzling sound on live TV.

  • @contraryMV
    @contraryMV Před 7 lety +4

    thanks Trevor, for keeping us off the ledge.

  • @ctkairos
    @ctkairos Před 7 lety +4

    Words cannot express how badly I feel I need this show right now. Keep up the amazing work, and thank you!

  • @marhonek47
    @marhonek47 Před 7 lety +6

    This is funny, but it still hurts too much to laugh

  • @catrionaakacat
    @catrionaakacat Před 7 lety +10

    I love this man so much damn... Trevor ... I love you 😙😙😙

  • @tennisball2012
    @tennisball2012 Před 7 lety +13

    Every time Trevor makes fun of trump....I laugh 😂😂😂....man this guy(Trevor) Is making fool of himself..

    • @agentK1896
      @agentK1896 Před 7 lety +2

      Vivek Chauhan see... That's what I thought when I read your comment. Besides, being a fool is his job description.

  • @Redfield70
    @Redfield70 Před 7 lety +6

    Subbed because Trevor is killing it right now.

  • @samdx3808
    @samdx3808 Před 7 lety +8

    Damn this channel blew up in terms of subscribers. They deserve every sub :D

  • @kemckelv
    @kemckelv Před 7 lety +8

    Sooo hard to watch trump sitting in the Oval Office with Obama.

  • @anto0561
    @anto0561 Před 7 lety +1

    "Hair Force One" I'm dying!

  • @nickyroze625
    @nickyroze625 Před 7 lety +4

    Hey Trevor! Greetings from France, i love your show. I really admire your work. Bravo!!

  • @cynthiacooper7793
    @cynthiacooper7793 Před 7 lety +12

    I think that the conversation went more like this:
    Michelle: I went to Harvard Law School
    Melania: I posed naked with other women for money.

  • @allanbest5415
    @allanbest5415 Před 7 lety

    great job Noah! nice come up inns.

  • @Wordavee1
    @Wordavee1 Před 7 lety +2

    The thought bubble over Trumps head is "Oh Fuck, what have I got into!"

  • @buzzybee2517
    @buzzybee2517 Před 7 lety +7

    Obama looked like a man handing over the keys to his brand new Lamborghini to his brother in law with the coke addiction, he's like (I know you'll take good care of it)?

  • @5Chaor
    @5Chaor Před 7 lety +29

    Again is no one going to bring up Trump tonal shift?!?

    • @Tesh49
      @Tesh49 Před 7 lety +5

      That would be contrary to the mainstream media's narrative.

    • @5Chaor
      @5Chaor Před 7 lety

      curiousity fair enought, but it still weird

    • @rymdalkis
      @rymdalkis Před 7 lety +5

      Tbh it's his supporters who should be worried. He may back down on all his promises now that he's elected

    • @bearheart2009
      @bearheart2009 Před 7 lety +5

      Maybe theyre so relieved there seems to be a shift that theyre scared to point it out in case he returns to form.

    • @5Chaor
      @5Chaor Před 7 lety

      *****
      I honestly think he doesnt know what to do now. He spent the whole election, polarizing issue and shitting one every one( granted some of it was warranted).
      But his victory speech saying Hillary ran a good campaign, to the kinda robotic response to protesters ( they being full of shit), to him acullay treating the Obama with some respect.
      I think we just wing it now. My prediction get ready for Bush 2.0

  • @loveandpeace8760
    @loveandpeace8760 Před 7 lety +2

    my mind isn't registering.. I still feel like I'm in a nightmare...

  • @SanDeeMcGeek
    @SanDeeMcGeek Před 7 lety +10

    poor obama looks so defeated and disgusted by the whole situation

  • @TimoKanal
    @TimoKanal Před 7 lety +13

    3:36 Lmao, look at Trumps scared, empty face.

    • @TheLastCrusader22
      @TheLastCrusader22 Před 7 lety +4

      You mean his regular constant resting facial expression? :)

    • @StudioStar
      @StudioStar Před 7 lety +1

      Timo i think deep down inside he's just a scared little boy who hides behind this veneer of vulgarity. It's hard for him to play nice cuz it reminds him of weakness

    • @jakibros
      @jakibros Před 7 lety +7

      Seems to be the same face he used when he visited Mexico's president for the first time. Chicken shit coward when you actually have to face the person your are insulting. Typical bully personality.

    • @rhondah1587
      @rhondah1587 Před 7 lety +4

      Trump thought the meeting would last 10 or 15 minutes but President Obama sat Trump's ass down and clued him in on what being the president actually entails and that scared the turd Trump shitless. Trump has never been employed by anyone other than himself and is used to doing as he pleases when he pleases and has never had to keep a schedule or spend loads of time reading anything much less all the briefing materials a president has to digest on a daily basis. Trump is going to hate actually having a real responsibility and a 24/7 365 day a year job. BTW I'm sure President Obama told him a few things we don't know and shouldn't know about that had a rather sobbering effect.

    • @skaarphy5797
      @skaarphy5797 Před 7 lety +4

      Remarkably, two days after the meeting Trump went from "repealing and replacing" Obamacare (campaign promise) to "amending, repealing or replacing" it. Stay tuned, folks.

  • @IrenaDeacon
    @IrenaDeacon Před 7 lety +10

    haha haha always waiting for your next videos a haha they make my day😂😂😂😂 you can make fun of everything 😂😂😂 Trevor the king of comedy😊

    • @DocMajor
      @DocMajor Před 7 lety +2

      Irena Deacon lmao what

  • @MaskofFayt
    @MaskofFayt Před 7 lety +6

    All those camera clicks sounds like there's just one guy behind the camera with a whole lot of tin foil and can't help but crush that shit

  • @olajohnson5496
    @olajohnson5496 Před 7 lety +5

    Saw your interview on NPR, did a fantastic job!

  • @lobana1108
    @lobana1108 Před 7 lety +4

    You have been my favourite out of this whole election craziness. So funny!

  • @louishenn3028
    @louishenn3028 Před 7 lety +3

    i tried to watch the interview but them cameras were soooo annoying!

  • @zackmarshall3060
    @zackmarshall3060 Před 7 lety +14

    Everyone bitching about Trump changing his attitude should go take a look at when Obama was running against Hillary. Watch those videos and then watch how they endorse her. Politics is one big Hypocritical fuck dance.

    • @Lyoko104
      @Lyoko104 Před 7 lety +4

      Zack Marshall Thats because Hillary and Obama didn't say anything that was too volatile nor offensive.Keyword: too.For someone like Trump to suddenly change his words is logically reasonable.

    • @somelivesdontmattersldm8776
      @somelivesdontmattersldm8776 Před 7 lety

      Lyoko104 you're missing the point moron they were fighting with each other stabbing and poking they were not on the same side why are liberals so fucking ignorant why can't they put two and two together to make four they always make it 5 or 3 point ate a bunch of fucking morons 2+2 is for Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton were making stabs at each other and now they're best Pals you would have to be a moron to not see the hypocrisy

    • @Lyoko104
      @Lyoko104 Před 7 lety +3

      DavidFranklin t.v. They were stabbing at each other because that's what happens at CAMPAIGNS,you fucking moron.When it was time for the presidency,they were both adults and realised that one lost while the other won.Fucking sportsmanship and acceptance.These are adult candidates,what benefit would there be for Hillary for still being an enemy to Obama after a campaign.It's not hypocrisy,it's maturity you fucktard.

  • @lizaw6961
    @lizaw6961 Před 7 lety +2

    The most hilarious part is when he immitate Ben Carson!!! too funny!!!!

  • @Tamaki742
    @Tamaki742 Před 7 lety +20

    Okay, good luck, USA. Godspeed.

    • @buddy3635
      @buddy3635 Před 3 lety

      Well, we got Covid still going on, so I think he done f&cked up!

    • @Tamaki742
      @Tamaki742 Před 3 lety

      @@buddy3635 Yeah... I can see that.

    • @buddy3635
      @buddy3635 Před 3 lety

      I was just agreeing with you😊. I didn’t mean for that to be offensive. And we got Biden as the POTUS now so we’re on a new path!

    • @Tamaki742
      @Tamaki742 Před 3 lety

      @@buddy3635 Oh, I didn't take offense to it, dw. It's just that I can see the smoke from here.

    • @buddy3635
      @buddy3635 Před 3 lety

      @@Tamaki742 I gotcha. Thanks! Hopefully it quiets down

  • @RamonChiNangWong078
    @RamonChiNangWong078 Před 7 lety +7

    Trevor is either on fire or he is just very very salty

  • @Pascalee
    @Pascalee Před 7 lety

    I thought Trevor and Comedy central crew would be out of US now... lolz, never knew the show will continue. thumbs up guys, you've been awesome all the way.

  • @drudelmonico
    @drudelmonico Před 7 lety +2

    Thanks for getting us through the next 4 years Trevor and team!

  • @moviegeek151
    @moviegeek151 Před 7 lety +3

    "one black person should get nominated for an Oscar this year."
    I died.

  • @knugenavswarje734
    @knugenavswarje734 Před 7 lety +9

    This is the biggest "fuck you" to the establishment I can think of, it is truly a great time to be alive. It is nice to know that even in this dark world we're living in, light can destroy the forces of evil against all odds.

  • @juliendark4208
    @juliendark4208 Před 7 lety

    the Ben Carson killed me💔😂😂

  • @kimberly1483
    @kimberly1483 Před 7 lety +1

    "I have a nightmare" haha that's gold

  • @johndrew25
    @johndrew25 Před 7 lety +7

    Now we have GOP control of the White House, Congress, SC and 35 Governors, we really need to get some new comedians too.

  • @omkarchandra
    @omkarchandra Před 7 lety +17

    "Haha" half of the America voted Trump for president. Other half is making fun of Trump instead of educating those half who elected Trump. This shows the broken society of America. All these late night show boys make jokes what people want, they never make jokes on want really needed for society.

    • @MrRedemption7
      @MrRedemption7 Před 7 lety +11

      Its not that they dont wanna educate them, they simply wont liston to reason.

    • @lf8198
      @lf8198 Před 7 lety +1

      Omkar Chandra Half of America didn't vote.

    • @natashanajam3499
      @natashanajam3499 Před 7 lety +6

      mate ive tried to talk to trump supporters and you really can't do anything. They are in love with fuckface von clownstick

    • @goldenfoxa1810
      @goldenfoxa1810 Před 7 lety

      +Natasha Najam i tried to talk to hillary supporters and they where so salty they couldn't talk

    • @natashanajam3499
      @natashanajam3499 Před 7 lety

      golden foxa maybe they didn't understand your terrible english.
      *were

  • @salutvictor4772
    @salutvictor4772 Před 7 lety +11

    SO sad!
    Let's hope that the Electoral college will do what is right and follow common sense!!!

    • @salutvictor4772
      @salutvictor4772 Před 7 lety +4

      Modus Pwnens, " if they go low we need to stay high". Just spread the word and maybe the Electoral College will do what is needed!!!

    • @Lyoko104
      @Lyoko104 Před 7 lety +5

      Victor BARILLAS After this election,the Electoral College should be abolished and a new modern democratic system should be in place

    • @basiabasia3387
      @basiabasia3387 Před 7 lety

      Victor BARILLAS wtf ate u talking about?!!!?? you have NO CLUE what you've just said!!! like all the hooligans on the streets protesting

  • @shieh.4743
    @shieh.4743 Před 7 lety

    Best Noah Daily Show segment I've seen.

  • @user-jf5ir1vy3g
    @user-jf5ir1vy3g Před 7 lety +3

    Well guys someone fvcked up and Trump became president -_-"... Bright side, South Park is going to have a lot of materialXD

  • @lindokuhleHmakanda
    @lindokuhleHmakanda Před 7 lety +3

    "I have a nightmare..."😅😅😅

  • @HeartEvolutions
    @HeartEvolutions Před 7 lety

    Perfectly summed up my thoughts and feelings. Thank you, Trevor for interpreting my experience of what's been happening.

  • @TheUniverseKiss
    @TheUniverseKiss Před 7 lety

    The Oscar nomination joke killed me 😂

  • @coltonallgire1135
    @coltonallgire1135 Před 7 lety +3

    I've never witnessed an impeachment before... so this'll be neat.

    • @AndySaenz
      @AndySaenz Před 7 lety

      Colton Allgire You weren't there for Bill Clinton's impeachment?

    • @coltonallgire1135
      @coltonallgire1135 Před 7 lety

      zucchini2007 was like 5, so don't remember a thing

    • @FriedrichHerschel
      @FriedrichHerschel Před 7 lety

      I don't have a hard time imagining that Trump could actually face the same allegations as Bill Clinton. Just put a beauty queen as an apprentice into the White House and wait. Nah, Trump will do that for you, too. ;-)

    • @silentnoah
      @silentnoah Před 7 lety

      Honestly, I think President Pence would be worse.

  • @joeysingingchannel
    @joeysingingchannel Před 7 lety +6

    Imma throw up too. Fucking hell.

  • @suleimansaid6848
    @suleimansaid6848 Před 7 lety

    Trevor Noah is still in America?! 😄 South Africa can't wait to see you again.

  • @illustriouspics1
    @illustriouspics1 Před 7 lety

    lmao "healing." Quit fueling the fire CC.

  • @andreitt
    @andreitt Před 7 lety +15

    Blame Comey

    • @yodel1300
      @yodel1300 Před 7 lety +3

      I do

    • @AkaroXIV
      @AkaroXIV Před 7 lety +2

      Comey never told Hillary to delete every email, dump the hard drive in bleach, and smash every phone with a hammer.
      If she wasn't so damn corrupt this would be the biggest landslide in US history.

    • @sillyoldman360
      @sillyoldman360 Před 7 lety +1

      yeainothat lol none of that was true! lol

    • @Babeatrice
      @Babeatrice Před 7 lety

      yeainothat
      The State dept actually ordered they destroy that in order to protect the data.

    • @mrjayrod76
      @mrjayrod76 Před 7 lety +1

      If thats the case, then I thank Comey for helping us keep a lying, hateful and clearly obvious evil person out of the top position in the world.

  • @rramnarine8919
    @rramnarine8919 Před 7 lety +7

    I MISS OBAMA ALREADY. ..THIS IS CRAZY

  • @sawdust6148
    @sawdust6148 Před 7 lety +1

    Congrats Trevor on your 1M subscribers. You're awesome

  • @leenae5937
    @leenae5937 Před 7 lety

    the Oscar joke at the end lol 👌👍

  • @rell127
    @rell127 Před 7 lety +7

    Trump played the shit out of America.

  • @paulhodgkinson1942
    @paulhodgkinson1942 Před 7 lety +3

    All those who did not vote for Trump, please consider moving to New Zealand...if/when things get bad...though truthfully I hope they don't.

  • @coltonkindreed1561
    @coltonkindreed1561 Před 7 lety +1

    Honestly killing it. The soul of Colbert and Stewart at their prime, is embodied here, and by Mr. Trevor Noah this season.

  • @laxi8305
    @laxi8305 Před 7 lety

    the shades in this video are priceless