Comey Takes the Stand (But Leaves the Juicy Details Behind): The Daily Show

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  • čas přidán 7. 06. 2017
  • During James Comey's first open Senate hearing since being fired as director of the FBI, he details his inappropriate meetings with President Trump.
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  • @liam.m.3783
    @liam.m.3783 Před 7 lety +1204

    "IVANKA GIMME THE KEYS!!!" - Trevor Noah quoting this iconic cinematographic classic also known as Get Out

    • @ek07305
      @ek07305 Před 7 lety +35

      I just got it now, even though I watched the movie 3 times, most recent one being 3 days ago. This guy is so funny. He will go so far in this industry. I hope he wins an Emmy!

    • @bonganiterrencekhoza4603
      @bonganiterrencekhoza4603 Před 7 lety

      Lol but what if he's done that with prior consent of the owners.

    • @leejackson3063
      @leejackson3063 Před 7 lety

      Lia M.M. I knew that's what he was referring to I saw that movie twice😀

    • @DrWillEnterprises
      @DrWillEnterprises Před 7 lety +4

      I'm still suffering PTSD just from watching that movie... any references to it makes me afraid all over again... I thought the Exorcist was a comedy... Get Out was some scary $h!+...

    • @pierrecurie
      @pierrecurie Před 7 lety +2

      Can someone give me context? I've never heard of this movie, except for a facebook post with a similar joke. The poster only told me there was a "spoiler" involved, so he didn't elaborate further.

  • @annieparker4738
    @annieparker4738 Před 7 lety +1419

    I watched his testimony live and really he is man of credibility who sat there with stone cold expression, cool and calm composure. he never wrote memos with other presidents' meetings but hey trump is exception in every case.. comey's testimony made it crystal clear.

    • @brainflash1
      @brainflash1 Před 7 lety +54

      If only he'd realized that before he let Trump into the White House.

    • @KhanWolf95
      @KhanWolf95 Před 7 lety +13

      Annie parker Comey is my Homey

    • @kathyramos2924
      @kathyramos2924 Před 7 lety +7

      Annie parker of course Hun! he works with liers , sociopath etc etc .his whole life . too hard to do not believe him.

    • @tootz1950
      @tootz1950 Před 7 lety +28

      brainflash1 One of the things he stated absolutely was that there was definite voter hacking by Russia. Now it has to be linked to the Trump campaign and Trump himself. Probably what the closed testimony was for.

    • @ReallyRyan.
      @ReallyRyan. Před 7 lety +53

      Annie parker Yes, I watched his testimony, as well. Comey really was innocent and telling the truth, his demeanor and his willingness to share information, even hoping there were actually tapes, so that Trump's own stupid ass could be convicted by his own words and Comey could be proven right. I believe he was truthful and I think he withheld information to not further fan the flames of political strife and focus on justice being served correctly, with fair and factual deliberation and due process.

  • @Dr.HouseMD
    @Dr.HouseMD Před 7 lety +567

    Wow. Trevor is really growing into his own character and finding his niche. Nice job.

  • @barbas5588
    @barbas5588 Před 7 lety +349

    Every time they talked about the closed session it felt like you had to order it on Pay Per View.

  • @alfascorpi
    @alfascorpi Před 7 lety +589

    Clearly if your boss says to you: 'I hope you dont't fail me again and make these mistakes you made again' ....he clearly means: Don't go on like this, stop it, quit what you were doing ....otherwise....yo ass is on da street....

    • @unicron_zen3814
      @unicron_zen3814 Před 7 lety +5

      Alpha Scorpii Or someone saying "i hope you don't jump out the airplane without a parachute"

    • @DiamondWhite91
      @DiamondWhite91 Před 7 lety +14

      If I say "I hope you go F*** Yourself" to someone, then I'm not insulting him, I am simply hoping for it... Lol that guy was using the same technique that lawyers use to to cheat the law in order to get criminals out of jail.. Who is he trying to fool?!

    • @AntMcLeod
      @AntMcLeod Před 7 lety +22

      Yeah, it's like when your dad "asks" you to take out the trash.

    • @jacobphillips7520
      @jacobphillips7520 Před 7 lety +7

      No prosecutor will bring charges against Trump. But if an impeachment occurs, then the allegation that the president has committed a crime lends gravity to the proceedings, and fulfills the constitutional command that the impeachment be based on “high crimes or misdemeanors.” That’s why it matters whether Trump committed a crime or not.

    • @Andrew0you0tube
      @Andrew0you0tube Před 7 lety +13

      +Dale Gribble everything is legal for president.
      It is legal for him to spell our nuclear lauch codes in twitter for example.
      Stopping investigation of your own campaugn is a clear conflict of interests, and yiu should be immediately impeached for that.
      At least in normal country.

  • @ruirodtube
    @ruirodtube Před 7 lety +730

    It's a nice house you have here. I HOPE nothing happens to it. - The mob
    I expect loyalty. I HOPE you can let Flynn go. - The gangster in chief.

    • @scp--297
      @scp--297 Před 7 lety +7

      ruirodtube
      XD

    • @awesomeguy9573
      @awesomeguy9573 Před 7 lety +14

      ruirodtube Liar* in chief

    • @eamonnprunty
      @eamonnprunty Před 7 lety +7

      i hope you can come to dinner with us. - young couple
      Other couple shows up for dinner, "WTF are you doing here?!" - young couple

    • @brittenyevans1101
      @brittenyevans1101 Před 7 lety

      ruirodtube damn that was deliciously savage💯💯💯🌡😻🤣🤣🤣

    • @MrBOASTMAN32
      @MrBOASTMAN32 Před 7 lety +3

      Nice soul you've got there....be a shame if something happened to it. - Yahweh

  • @crazyim5
    @crazyim5 Před 7 lety +816

    I'm a huge fan of Jon Stewart but oh boy has Trevor taken it to a whole new level! His writers are so good, they need more recognition and some raise!

    • @SRR-rh7id
      @SRR-rh7id Před 7 lety +12

      crazyim5 and here I was under the impression they write all this themselves.

    • @henokweldemicael
      @henokweldemicael Před 7 lety +29

      I know right. Genius writing. His delivery is genius too. The same script can be read by another comedian and it wouldn't be the same.

    • @zekova
      @zekova Před 7 lety +19

      crazyim5 He himself is super funny too, look up his stand up comedy stuff. Fuckin great shit right there. x)

    • @kmartmtb2965
      @kmartmtb2965 Před 7 lety +4

      Doesn't even come close to Jon

    • @LadyJay882
      @LadyJay882 Před 7 lety +25

      Trevor wrote for Jon, so it makes sense that he'd be just as funny or funnier.

  • @catrina26100
    @catrina26100 Před 7 lety +73

    Trevoh Noah is brilliant! This guy summed up our recent government status in one big, comedic swoop! Love this guy!

  • @1partofme
    @1partofme Před 7 lety +789

    His clean rap version is fucking brilliant. I think Trevor's show will make a difference, make people aware, and help change history.

    • @thehare843
      @thehare843 Před 7 lety +5

      1partofme you mean encourage group think and blatant manipulation? If you want to be a slave, pretend. Be a human being and use the gifts bestowed to them by freeing your mind of the programming.

    • @qazwer001
      @qazwer001 Před 7 lety +17

      +The Hare
      "use the gifts bestowed to them"
      it sounds like you are religious if that is the case you are living a life of programming.
      "freeing your mind of the programming"
      I lived under the conservative programming for most of my life, thank goodness I realized the hypocrisy they offer. EVERYONE has an agenda, not just the left. Though honestly, I'm beginning to think the right has NO scruples, while the left at least has some.
      Look at the law our Republicans put in place revoking FCC privacy protections so that now ISP's can collect all your data and sell it to third parties without your consent. ~95% of Americans are APPOSED to this law, but ISP's donated 1.7 mil to Republicans in the house's campaigns(as well as quite a bit to the Senate though I do not have an exact figure) so it became law. Guess who didn't vote for the bill even though they were paid off? every democrat. Let's look at trumpcare, it's very similar to obomacare except it kicks off a bunch of people and allows states to not offer things religious nuts find offensive(even though not everybody is religious, and it's THEIR religion, yet they want others to follow THEIR religion's rules), some would argue this means it costs less and we are in a deficit, but they didn't use the "saved money" to go after the deficit, they cut taxes for the same economic class they are in.
      Or how about everything Obama was accused of doing that was so horrible?
      --went golfing on tax dollars too much
      ----Trump spent in one month what Obama spent on average in a year
      --Obama signed too many executive orders
      ----Trump is signing far more
      etc.
      but do the people who were literally yelling about Obama(I was still a conservative for most of Obama's presidency and listened to talk radio) even take a minute to mention Trump doing worse? Hell no, Trump can do no wrong! and the media are horribly biased for playing Trump's own words!(the horror)
      Or how about the biggest(imo) bold faced lie of the right. The unemployment figure. According to the right 90 million Americans are unemployed(Trump claimed 94 million), do you know how this figure is calculated? it takes everybody over 16, and subtracts the workforce from this. So anyone who is disabled, retired, etc. is counted. people over 100 fucking years old are counted in that figure. Even if you prefer the old way of calculating unemployment, and even if we fudge the numbers a little, it is nowhere near the stupidity of this figure.

    • @aprilcody404
      @aprilcody404 Před 7 lety +7

      The Hare, you should take your own advice and free your mind of the programming by your Fuhrer.

    • @i-never-look-at-replies-lol
      @i-never-look-at-replies-lol Před 7 lety +11

      Jacob R Sorry Jacob, but you're still brainwashed as fuck if you actually believe in "conservatives" & "liberals" and think with an "us versus them" mentality. Anyone who believes in the political spectrum and doesn't realize you don't have to adhere to the left, right, or even middle will never be free. You're not free: you chose one side out of two because they told you to and your mind is incapable of grasping that there's more to it than 2 "sides".

    • @jingles009
      @jingles009 Před 7 lety +2

      Why? He's a comedian. He isn't a real news journalist. Just like Jon Stewart. At least Jon admitted multiple times he was only a comedian and nothing more.

  • @timiolufemi7861
    @timiolufemi7861 Před 7 lety +858

    Good job John Stewart, this guy u pick to replace u s a natural

    • @jwvandegronden
      @jwvandegronden Před 7 lety +24

      yeah he really grew into his role. Is on a winning streak now!

    • @laroo56
      @laroo56 Před 7 lety +8

      For sure! I love Trevor!

    • @torymarsh6086
      @torymarsh6086 Před 7 lety +1

      In the first 20 seconds he said nothing but false statements. People need to watch things for themselves instead of taking some retards twist as news and fact. He is a natural at lies and playing to your needs, "Trump Bad".

    • @aprilcody404
      @aprilcody404 Před 7 lety +31

      Tony Marsh, like Anderson Cooper once said, "if he took a dump on his desk you would defend him".

    • @desolation0
      @desolation0 Před 7 lety +7

      Unfortunately, for the Daily Show host to go on a winning streak it seems the American public has to go on a losing streak.

  • @bensharkey
    @bensharkey Před 7 lety +350

    I'm sorry.. i have to admit I've got a man crush on Trevor Noah, his rap at the end just sealed the deal. hahaha

  • @Craigdaspike
    @Craigdaspike Před 7 lety +536

    lol Trevor aint "raised his game" y'all been sleeping on him since day one. Funny how all of you guys were hating in the early days, now you can't get enough.

    • @ncoso3442
      @ncoso3442 Před 7 lety +8

      craig matthews
      Just watch his "drunken Mandela" stand up routine.

    • @maricaniutabua-areito2370
      @maricaniutabua-areito2370 Před 7 lety +8

      craig matthews TRUTH

    • @isaacdebeila8085
      @isaacdebeila8085 Před 7 lety +3

      i would say he dropped the bar a bit... the the level trevor goes in SA is crazy man.. but i think he conformed his style of delievery for the american pubilic so that

    • @apecham
      @apecham Před 7 lety +3

      i'm still hating bitch

    • @MartaEzis
      @MartaEzis Před 7 lety +1

      How do you know these are the same people? LOL Also, it seems to me Trevor is simply learning, he's gotten better.

  • @eszee7474
    @eszee7474 Před 7 lety +1377

    Oh Trevor... You're so adorable singing that "I hope", song! And then that clean version of that dirty rap song. Hahaha... My fav comedian, period!!

    • @thequeenellah
      @thequeenellah Před 7 lety +41

      Es Zee yeah he's the best really

    • @carlosblank1380
      @carlosblank1380 Před 7 lety +22

      Es Zee that shit was so fucken funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TomKellyXY
      @TomKellyXY Před 7 lety +24

      Anyone else really hoping for the "closed session" of Trevor's rap to surface the Behind-the-Scenes vids?

    • @thuroB30
      @thuroB30 Před 7 lety +6

      Carlos Blank , yeah that was hilarious!

    • @grobannoel
      @grobannoel Před 7 lety +20

      I know we should be discussing the seriousness of the issue at hand, but damn he is adorable!

  • @ivandimitrov7994
    @ivandimitrov7994 Před 7 lety +178

    Trevor is such a class act, he didn't even make fun of senator Mccain, who clearly has health problems. And Noah still brought down the house, respect.

  • @Yellowbellytuna
    @Yellowbellytuna Před 7 lety +183

    "I hope a bag of weed appears out of nowhere and this $20 bill happens to fall into your hands"
    Police listening in: "damn, these guys are good"

    • @joshwoodburn5249
      @joshwoodburn5249 Před 7 lety +2

      Nick Pigott Stop😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jesuscano9615
      @jesuscano9615 Před 7 lety

      Nick Pigott I've been dying of laughter for 10 solid minutes 😂😂

  • @nehadeshpande4126
    @nehadeshpande4126 Před 7 lety +78

    oh your rap at the end jus made my day :-)

  • @garrygrewal149
    @garrygrewal149 Před 7 lety +380

    The hip hop session in the end was hilarious

    • @SphiwembheleJr
      @SphiwembheleJr Před 7 lety +34

      LOl, I actually repeated it twice already !!!! Trevor is too good

    • @ahmed-bi4yb
      @ahmed-bi4yb Před 7 lety +12

      gunmeet grewal this is the 6th time i am watching😂😂

  • @s.bakyhnh1756
    @s.bakyhnh1756 Před 7 lety +1040

    "Covfefe! The Musical", starring Trevor Noah as Donald Trump and Lin-Manuel Miranda as James Comey.

  • @yurisims1798
    @yurisims1798 Před 7 lety +58

    If I'm having dinner with a mob boss and he sat me down and looked me in the eye and said "I hope you will be able to pay off your loans to us by friday...."
    You beat your ass that is a command. Read context.

  • @kalg9437
    @kalg9437 Před 7 lety +51

    Man this guy is so talented

  • @constancesteelin1006
    @constancesteelin1006 Před 7 lety +357

    lol that last part when he rap'd just killed me...uhg Trevor is just EVERYTHING!

    • @teejandahalf
      @teejandahalf Před 7 lety +6

      Constance Steelin I know right! I'm like Trev got bars!

    • @Lilbit0912
      @Lilbit0912 Před 7 lety +6

      I know I love him lmao. He's the funniest comedian I've seen in a while

    • @YoungRacilla
      @YoungRacilla Před 7 lety +1

      I was dying laughing

  • @biggybwana6304
    @biggybwana6304 Před 7 lety +538

    "Full lyrics available in the closed session." That shit had me dying.😂

    • @kigozimuhammad
      @kigozimuhammad Před 7 lety +10

      Biggy Bwana can't stop replaying it . Funny as hell

    • @salampeacemyfantasy8422
      @salampeacemyfantasy8422 Před 7 lety +2

      weirdly his voice is cute 😂

    • @shionmoon384
      @shionmoon384 Před 7 lety +7

      🎼.. the truth.... and the man said..🎵.
      -____-
      that face kill me

    • @louisechang9628
      @louisechang9628 Před 7 lety +15

      The rapping at the end was one of the funniest things I've seen Trevor do - hilarious!

    • @bokani79
      @bokani79 Před 7 lety +1

      Biggy Bwana haha, me too

  • @dawise14life43
    @dawise14life43 Před 7 lety +43

    Trevor's Ted Cruz impression... hilarious!!! He nailed that country ass accent perfectly. 😂😂😂

    • @usfrenchguy
      @usfrenchguy Před 7 lety +4

      If you get a chance to read his book (Born a Crime, highly recommend), he explains he needed to fake accents as a kid to fit in.

  • @okoyechibuike9919
    @okoyechibuike9919 Před 7 lety +37

    Trevor is the most amazing show host! He blows my mind with his commentary! He is indeed the perfect person for this period. So much love for him

  • @MissingLStudios
    @MissingLStudios Před 7 lety +2282

    Donald Trump, what is 2+2?
    "I have to say a lot of people have been asking this question. No, really. A lot of people come up to me and they ask me. They say, 'What's 2+2?' and I tell them look, we know what 2+2 is. We've had almost eight years of the worst kind of math you can imagine. Oh my god, I can't believe it. Addition and subtraction of the 1s the 2s and the 3s. It's terrible. It's just terrible. Look, if you want to know what 2+2 is, do you want to know what 2+2 is? I'll tell you.
    First of all the number 2, by the way I love the number 2. It's probably my favorite number, no it is my favorite number. You know what, it's probably more like the number two but with a lot of zeros behind it. A lot. If I'm being honest, I mean, if I'm being honest. I like a lot of zeros. Except for Marco Rubio, now he's a zero that I don't like. Though, I probably shouldn't say that. He's a nice guy but he's like, '10101000101', on and on, like that. He's like a computer! You know what I mean? He's like a computer. I don't know. I mean, you know. So, we have all these numbers and we can add them and subtract them and add them. TIMES them even. Did you know that? We can times them OR divide them, they don't tell you that, and I'll tell you, no one is better at the order of operations than me. You wouldn't believe it. That I can tell you. So, we're gonna be the best on 2+2, believe me. OK? Alright. Thank you."

    • @dietteeoshiet9195
      @dietteeoshiet9195 Před 7 lety +11

      MissingLStudios =weed

    • @Darkempress45
      @Darkempress45 Před 7 lety +115

      MissingLStudios Freaking brilliant! 😂😂😂

    • @ericnick4498
      @ericnick4498 Před 7 lety +23

      MissingLStudios lmao

    • @RFIs-no4wx
      @RFIs-no4wx Před 7 lety +98

      MissingLStudios That was great. I could totally envision him saying it just like that. Keep up the writing and thanks for sharing.

    • @irregular_dream
      @irregular_dream Před 7 lety +69

      MissingLStudios That's how you dodge a math question

  • @the_dead_poet7829
    @the_dead_poet7829 Před 7 lety +121

    Trevor Noah is an ultra talented guy.

  • @Shuri66
    @Shuri66 Před 7 lety +2

    This my favorite show of Trevor! I think I have watched this over a hundred times! Love u Trevor! You rock!!!!!!

  • @pathiraldo
    @pathiraldo Před 7 lety +3

    Love the censored rap at the end; you rock, Trevor! Thanks for bringing a comic edge this disgrace of an Administration!

  • @cytherians
    @cytherians Před 7 lety +401

    Trump is completely out of his league, next to Comey. I've no doubt he's going to pay for all this mess he has created for us. But what bothers me even more is the Republican Congress and Senate that still back him and defend him, even in the face of such glaring guilt and wrong doing. It's so reprehensible. We can't jail them. But we can vote. VOTE THEM OUT! VOTE THEM OUT!

    • @neeneko
      @neeneko Před 7 lety +14

      Something I find amusing is that the claimed vindication is actually an admission of incompetence and Trump doesn't even realize it. He tried to apply pressure in ways that would have worked if he was in a stronger position, but failed. His vindication argument can be boiled down to 'look how badly I failed, you can't take my threat seriously'.

    • @AntMcLeod
      @AntMcLeod Před 7 lety +10

      He will not pay for this. White boys don't pay for shit, ask my native American brothers.

    • @pavan5able
      @pavan5able Před 7 lety +4

      Dale Gribble blah blah blaaah blah blah blahaahahhh blah blah blah

    • @kingmanmemes9457
      @kingmanmemes9457 Před 7 lety +1

      cytherians #MAGA HE DID NOTHING WRONG

    • @tiawilliams5690
      @tiawilliams5690 Před 7 lety +3

      cytherians I hope you're right. I'm not convinced anything will happen to him. You still need Republicans to act and they're going to do anything they can not to.

  • @time2livelife
    @time2livelife Před 7 lety +315

    Those rapping skills though...

    • @TaraColquitt
      @TaraColquitt Před 7 lety +7

      I am saving this segment just for this piece. :)

    • @gracemukombe
      @gracemukombe Před 7 lety +1

      Looking for the real song. What's it called

    • @Kotazo85
      @Kotazo85 Před 7 lety +16

      he's an actual african. talent is a given

  • @deborahcrawford9079
    @deborahcrawford9079 Před 7 lety +11

    Thanks, Trevor Noah, for keeping us laughing through this political NIGHTMARE!

  • @patrickfogarty2924
    @patrickfogarty2924 Před 7 lety +10

    Well done Trevor!

  • @TacettheTerror
    @TacettheTerror Před 7 lety +424

    That reference at 4:35 of "Get Out", anyone else catch that? xD

  • @williamhigdon2620
    @williamhigdon2620 Před 7 lety +49

    Shout out to Get Out.

  • @itzyzaza1806
    @itzyzaza1806 Před 7 lety +31

    OMG funniest moment ever at the end!!

  • @AccessCode101
    @AccessCode101 Před 7 lety +17

    Full lyrics available in the closed session... lmfao... and the movie clips, dude, this one killed me.

  • @LamaTheLama
    @LamaTheLama Před 7 lety +68

    Trevor, though. Owning The Daily Show with aplomb. He's got it all: the looks, the language, the accents, the coolness, the confidence, the delivery, the style...and now, even some dope bars, though I understood noffin' from them.
    Ya killin' it, Trevah!

  • @erikaillisa88
    @erikaillisa88 Před 7 lety +64

    ignorance of the law does not equate to innocence...

    • @fadlansheikh
      @fadlansheikh Před 7 lety

      truimagz theyre not gonna do that lmao its been a year and jack shit happened about that

    • @nurlindafsihotang49
      @nurlindafsihotang49 Před 7 lety

      who senile law professor even considers that?

    • @nakenmil
      @nakenmil Před 7 lety +1

      If Hillary broke the law, then Pence also broke it, because he did the exact same fucking thing as Governor.

  • @moonsafari200
    @moonsafari200 Před 7 lety +11

    That was brilliant.

  • @terrywalker4233
    @terrywalker4233 Před 7 lety +23

    This guy is awesomely funny!!! And makes comedic sense of all this buffoonery going on in D.C.😂😂😂

  • @kelvinoliver5439
    @kelvinoliver5439 Před 7 lety +110

    Trevor outdid himself today

  • @SplashAttackTCG
    @SplashAttackTCG Před 7 lety +215

    No Trevor, if I woke up from a coma and heard trump was president, I would go RIGHT BACK INTO A COMA.

    • @jonasvanderschaaf
      @jonasvanderschaaf Před 7 lety +6

      Splash Attack no you wouldn't it would cost too much because of republican healthcare

    • @SplashAttackTCG
      @SplashAttackTCG Před 7 lety +1

      +Joans van der Schaaf Good point.... alright, pull the plug guys! It's ok, where I'm going, I will ask trump's papa if he regrets not pulling out.

  • @fixability
    @fixability Před 7 lety +23

    Love you Trevor! You are the Best! What about the other...? Shhht! [Closed Session!]

  • @d.h.8725
    @d.h.8725 Před 7 lety +16

    whoa!😅😅😅😊😁😁☺LMAO!Thank you Noah!

  • @qekelelemike4608
    @qekelelemike4608 Před 7 lety +199

    Trevor is getting better and better. How is that even possible?
    *Unleashed by Mandela*

  • @stiimuli
    @stiimuli Před 7 lety +142

    Why would Trump need to clear the Oval and speak 1 on 1 with Comey just to express what he hoped? The *ONLY* reason to do that (and discuss it 8 more times 1 on 1) is to *persuade* Comey to do what Trump 'hoped'.

    • @alashay82
      @alashay82 Před 7 lety +9

      stiimuli Yes, I agree. His "hoping" was definitely a suggestion.

    • @Jarnauga
      @Jarnauga Před 7 lety

      I agree that the meeting is fishy. But the other 8 Meetings were not about Flynn and not all about the Russia Investigation. Trump did not bring up Flynn again after that one meeting. Still, the private Meeting were he "hoped" he would let Flynn go, and the private Dinner with asking for loyalty. And asking Comey to publicly say that he is not personally under investigation. Lots of weird stuff. He definitely didn't mean hope in that conversation, but I guess he really does not see the problem with that personally.

    • @TouchofShunshine
      @TouchofShunshine Před 7 lety +1

      Look, if Hilliary or Obama, or Bill have done the same thing they would have been impeached by the Republicans already.

    • @kevinfolk422
      @kevinfolk422 Před 7 lety

      Jarnauga He does see a problem with that personally, otherwise he wouldn't have insisted that the three other men in the room leave. He knew what he was about to do was wrong, and didn't want witnesses around to hear. Ignorance is no excuse in this situation.

    • @PharoahTheGoldX
      @PharoahTheGoldX Před 7 lety

      There is no way he wasn't trying to persuade Comey. In the context of his Russian Collusion investigation & the fact that Trump asked on Numerous occasions if he himself was apart of it. All the signs of fear & guilt are present. Not to mention the fact of how he treats Russia & his reaction to the First Hearing was to get a Lawyer all the signs of guilt and admittance to wrong is there any other way to read this...No!

  • @skyeholloway4441
    @skyeholloway4441 Před 7 lety +7

    Lmao 😂😂😂😂 I died at the end... Noah you are a fool. I love it 😍👏🏽👏🏽

  • @onee
    @onee Před 7 lety +22

    Telling the guy in charge what you "hope". Yeah, Trump sounds totally innocent. All he did was hoping poor Trumpy.

  • @riparianlife97701
    @riparianlife97701 Před 7 lety +62

    That self-edited rap was AMAZING!

  • @pravinkr2479
    @pravinkr2479 Před 7 lety +213

    man what an ending lol

    • @PaulYetter
      @PaulYetter Před 7 lety +23

      pravin kr I thought so too, very well-done

  • @anointingofChrist
    @anointingofChrist Před 7 lety +1

    Absolutely love this brother! keep moving forward brother. God bless!

  • @KeeganJM
    @KeeganJM Před 7 lety +8

    This may be his best work yet.

  • @MrBloodypassion
    @MrBloodypassion Před 7 lety +85

    That rap tho, damn

  • @TerrorBlades
    @TerrorBlades Před 7 lety +105

    "I hope" like a fucken mobster: "I hope you don't take a walk of a short pier."

    • @zookytar
      @zookytar Před 7 lety +12

      mobster to law enforcement officer on his payroll: "I hope you can let my guy go. He's a good guy. Capisce?"

  • @RAY1789
    @RAY1789 Před 7 lety +8

    Trevor, you're awesome.

  • @insanetxartist
    @insanetxartist Před 7 lety +7

    LMAO at the blanked out rap! That was awesome! :-D

  • @therepublicofdiarrhea7792
    @therepublicofdiarrhea7792 Před 7 lety +1457

    I'm still impressed! The president may soon cause Earth to die in flames, but today, Trump's the one that got burned.
    COMEY OUT. _Mic drop._

  • @zizisearles
    @zizisearles Před 7 lety +151

    The rap at the end was dope.Trev you got that fire. Go got 'em.

  • @warriorgoddessyaaasantewaa4773

    I effin love Trevor Noah! lol

  • @draxthemsklonst
    @draxthemsklonst Před 7 lety +3

    I HOPE we get to know about the closed session today.

  • @catcherbloc1
    @catcherbloc1 Před 7 lety +387

    Start the impeachment proceedings. Oh, wait, House Speaker, Paul Ryan gives the president a pass, today. He says; Trump is "new to this". Apparently, being new to the office of the presidency means that you can't be impeached, even for an impeachable act. However, is he still considered new to the presidency? I mean it's June. Way to go Republicans!

    • @sarabeth9877
      @sarabeth9877 Před 7 lety +14

      catcherbloc1 How long is he going to be "new to this"?

    • @catcherbloc1
      @catcherbloc1 Před 7 lety +10

      Your guess is as good as mines. lol

    • @scarletspidernz
      @scarletspidernz Před 7 lety +3

      4yrs

    • @nekroz_of_super_dora3477
      @nekroz_of_super_dora3477 Před 7 lety +19

      The Republicans have wanted an "outsider" to head the party for years. Trump isn't what they stands for: he's what they worship, bow down to, and in the words of Samantha Bee, "Bend over for."
      They won't relinquish their sock puppet just yet.

    • @billgrandone3552
      @billgrandone3552 Před 7 lety +18

      That's the kind of excuse you give about a 2 yr old in potty training who just crapped his pants not someone who has been planning to become President since June of 2015 or earlier. If he was too fucking lazy to at least learn about the job he could have gotten some real experienced advisors besides his sons Uday and Kusay, kookie Kelly, Breitbart Bob, and "Bobblehead Pence whose only function is to stand behind Trump at his Executive Order signing cermonies and keep nodding his head like he' waking up from a crack binge.

  • @sandrofrias1635
    @sandrofrias1635 Před 7 lety +115

    Trevor is on fire...Funny Sh*t!

  • @kenike007
    @kenike007 Před 7 lety +1

    Trevor..you are by far extremely talanted! Thank you for putting great humor into this chaos! You are A #1!!!

  • @cbujik
    @cbujik Před 7 lety +8

    wow didn't know Trevor could rap! u nailed it man!!!

  • @dufgbd21
    @dufgbd21 Před 7 lety +410

    I HOPE YOU WILL GIVE ME YOUR WALLET..... while cracking my knuckles is that robbery???... hey i didnt rob the guy i just hoped for something and got it! WOW you gotta be fucking kidding me.

    • @christyamar
      @christyamar Před 7 lety +19

      Exactly! wtf? what kind of message is this? aren't republicans religious? Its so transparent how full of shit and hypocrysy they are. Republicans use religion as a tool, but they don't care about anyone or anything, gangsters of the worse kind.

    • @ThePaulOwnzU
      @ThePaulOwnzU Před 7 lety +10

      Pexport llc it's like saying "I don't have to kill you" and then the person kills the other guy and says "oh I said I hoped I didn't want to kill him so I'm innocent"

    • @brandondenver4331
      @brandondenver4331 Před 7 lety +1

      "Had it been assize time, I would have murdered you." Google that phrase and have a look at the relevant case law to gain a better understanding of the significance of one's words when he/she makes a threat against another individual. It's one of the first things I learnt in Law School. I'm not defending Trump, but they will subject the word "hope" to a great deal of scrutiny before arriving at a conclusion.

    • @FTTPRO
      @FTTPRO Před 7 lety +35

      You are correct, it is legal to ask for an investigation to be stopped, it is however, extremely irregular for a President to ask for an investigation that involves him or the people around him to be stopped. Hence the accusation of collusion of justice. Furthermore, It is extremely irregular that the President would ask the Vice President and others to leave a room to be one on one with the Director of the FBI and then to claim, "I Hope, the investigation is stopped." Why would this need to be said in private if it isn't an illegal threat? Why endure so many private meetings with the Director of the FBI, who is investigating cases against you and your administration, if what they are doing is not illegal. Or rather, I'll say this to you to make a point,
      "There's a high probability that you sir are an asshole, I hope that that is not the case, and I hope that you stop telling people, what could be an extremely dangerous mind set on the American People. You could become the biggest, and I mean a HUGE threat to people when you disclose information without context. Over 60% of Americans take information presented to them in the first 14 seconds of a conversation and use it to help understand the logic between two individuals."
      In my example, I'm not saying you are an asshole, I'm not directing you to stop spreading your opinion, I'm not saying that you have a dangerous mentality that could lead to misinterpretation of information; because of the effects it can have on people when things are taken out of context.
      You see it's a little more complex than that.
      If you shoot someone in the face is it illegal? Yes and no, Depends, Where they on your property? In what state? In Texas a robber can warn you 48 hours in advance and if he is successful it is a legal robbery. If he shoots you while he was robbing you, he did it legally. Did the person shooting the man in the face attempt to defend himself prior to shooting? What where the context of the situation?
      You see, once again, The law needs context to be taken into consideration.
      I don't call my self a liberal and I don't call myself a republican or right wing. I call myself an American, and I will not defend a person, or a group of people who take advantage of laws and context to avoid prosecution.
      I'd like to take this moment and also respond to your statement, "..before you guys go act like retards in real life and get laughed at.." Do you make it a habit to laugh at the mentally challenged? or am I taking this out of context? In the words of a Republican, "It seems to me, you hold a double standard somewhere."

    • @ThePaulOwnzU
      @ThePaulOwnzU Před 7 lety +7

      frank javier fk trump,it would have been better if they elected you as president because of what you just said it makes you appear as a patriot a person that actually understands the law and many other things

  • @wallygoots
    @wallygoots Před 7 lety +37

    Last 15 seconds... gold!

  • @valerieannolivas4150
    @valerieannolivas4150 Před 7 lety +2

    Trever Noah has me like 😂😆
    Comedic and political brilliance!

  • @MichaelFergusonVideos
    @MichaelFergusonVideos Před 7 lety +7

    LOL 'Full lyrics available in the closed session.'

  • @IvanStavrev
    @IvanStavrev Před 7 lety +36

    Trevor killed it again. Awesome show!

  • @erikaafernns
    @erikaafernns Před 7 lety +78

    That ending tho😂❤

  • @martindirkzimmer
    @martindirkzimmer Před 7 lety +8

    Marvellous rap at the end!

  • @maynard4026
    @maynard4026 Před 7 lety +6

    Trevor is a amazing.

  • @jman6109
    @jman6109 Před 7 lety +62

    Trevor, You are fucking incredible! Crying I'm laughing so hard!

    • @menofjem7055
      @menofjem7055 Před 7 lety +3

      why this stupid ass trevor always showing Fake news channel CNN clips

  • @stanley805
    @stanley805 Před 7 lety +539

    Its so obvious trump is lying idc what your political affiliation is

    • @jesus713281
      @jesus713281 Před 7 lety +19

      Stanley lying so much lying sad..

    • @knives1246
      @knives1246 Před 7 lety +24

      Stanley
      Any human being with no party affiliation and no bias would easily come to the conclusion that there's a lot of lying from the Trump administration. It's a shame that when information and facts enter the minds of certain individuals it becomes distorted.

    • @emotionscomeandgo
      @emotionscomeandgo Před 7 lety +2

      Stanley what juicy details you anti-american piece of shit.
      1)trump not under investigation
      2)trump-russia collusion is bullshit
      3)ag Loretta lynch committed obstruction of justice which comey acted on
      4) Comey is a weak minded, incompetent, highly partisan (no Clinton memos) bastard.
      5) Comey lied under oath. he leaked to the NYT prior to the tweets. the fact that he is a leaker and given his record enough to justify firing
      6) nyt directly shamed as fake news.
      7) CNN indirectly shamed as fake news
      can late night propoganda comedians grow up? can the country focus on tax reform etc issues that actually matter.

    • @jesusguerra9264
      @jesusguerra9264 Před 7 lety +7

      emotionscomeandgo info war Alex Jones admitted to be an act in court during custody battle. has press credentials for White House. don't forget to add that to your list

    • @DestinyDragonGod
      @DestinyDragonGod Před 7 lety +13

      emotionscomeandgo Trump stop trolling go back​ to Twitter. actually better yet use Google and fact check yourself because alot of what you've said is false

  • @a_forest_walker
    @a_forest_walker Před 7 lety +2

    Thank you Trevor Noah and Crew. You all are rock stars. Keep it coming. Trevor, you were born for this and the show is a gift.

  • @ouchmyvagooter7078
    @ouchmyvagooter7078 Před 7 lety +36

    Trevor: "We are all adults here!"
    Me: "I'm 12."

    • @Maryam0
      @Maryam0 Před 7 lety +4

      Qwerty Lover I think it's so great that you're 12 and paying attention to this madness. You're a good kid.

  • @abigailr3353
    @abigailr3353 Před 7 lety +160

    👏that 👏 rap 👏 though 👏 🔥🔥

  • @lostinthelookingglas
    @lostinthelookingglas Před 7 lety +55

    10/10 for GET OUT reference

    • @NkataM
      @NkataM Před 7 lety +6

      It was too good :)

  • @migueln.2058
    @migueln.2058 Před 7 lety +6

    "we didn't day drink for this shit! we want new information!" hahaha

  • @pooyavarnamkhasti126
    @pooyavarnamkhasti126 Před 7 lety +8

    That meeting with comey is like the godfather movie lol

  • @rhondamontgomery8920
    @rhondamontgomery8920 Před 7 lety +73

    Some of your best stuff Trevor. Keep it up and I'll keep watching and laughing!!!!

  • @rubyjohn
    @rubyjohn Před 7 lety +111

    Trevor Noah is ON FIRE in this episode !!!! OMG SO GOLD

  • @aaronkalish9775
    @aaronkalish9775 Před 7 lety +20

    it's like an episode of House of Cards

  • @bitcoinmaster3634
    @bitcoinmaster3634 Před 7 lety +9

    Very good, you are very talented my friend. From Brooklyn to Broadway (trademarked).

  • @conflictofincest6629
    @conflictofincest6629 Před 7 lety +49

    😂😂😂😂
    You the man trevor

  • @boamboam1055
    @boamboam1055 Před 7 lety +313

    trump asked for loyalty to himself, not to the country in my opinion, last leader i recall doing that was in Germany in the 1930-40's

    • @thehare843
      @thehare843 Před 7 lety +6

      Boam Boam no way, a hitler reference. Did you use your entire brain to conjure that up? Your collective stupidity is overwhelming.

    • @writehandproductions1914
      @writehandproductions1914 Před 7 lety +7

      Boam Boam yes...Cathy Griffin mocked beheading him and shes still alive and free. The mainstream media is allowed to disrespect him daily with no repercussions....Trump is a total dictator. Thats why all these people are so free to endlessly diss and even threaten him. Hes a totalitarian Hitler. lol. you people are such damn drama queens.

    • @linkone11
      @linkone11 Před 7 lety +19

      I believe Trump's behavior is more closely related to Mussolini than Hitler

    • @Freshcornpop
      @Freshcornpop Před 7 lety +12

      linkone11 I hope that he'll be treated like Mussolini

    • @TigranAbgarjan
      @TigranAbgarjan Před 7 lety +5

      The Hare looks like somebody can't handle the truth

  • @vishenbhoonpershad507
    @vishenbhoonpershad507 Před 7 lety +2

    that rap at the end, that just made this one Platinum

  • @Guuster00
    @Guuster00 Před 7 lety +10

    Really loved the Disney version of Donald.

  • @ellisrro1
    @ellisrro1 Před 7 lety +51

    Ignorance of the Law is no excuse, and is not a defense. Weather Trump knew or not what he was doing was wrong, he should have known. Paul Ryan was wrong!

    • @Fralexion
      @Fralexion Před 7 lety +6

      Ellis R Roy watch, next they'll try to argue that, since he's mentally still a child, he can't be held accountable for any legal contract he signed.

    • @geniemiki
      @geniemiki Před 7 lety

      Ellis R Roy it is unclear if he has broken the law though^^ that is to the investigation to determin, not to Comey or anyone else in this instance to say.
      Law is not black and white, there are a lot of nuances.

  • @Digedon
    @Digedon Před 7 lety +156

    Guys, how has Trump lasted this long as president?

  • @TheHikingnut
    @TheHikingnut Před 7 lety +2

    James Comey "When he slid that tic-tac across the table at dinner and asked for my loyalty, it was then i knew I had to document everything."

  • @POWERTOKNOW
    @POWERTOKNOW Před 7 lety +9

    Well I will say this in OPEN SESSION : "Trevor Noah is a Genius".

  • @thequeenellah
    @thequeenellah Před 7 lety +25

    You are the best Trevor. Omg. it's not legal to laugh this much at something so serious. I hope Americans wake up in the mean time, I'm loving your satirical twists.

  • @lesliesamonte2213
    @lesliesamonte2213 Před 7 lety +1

    That was a sick "Get Out" reference! 😂😂😂

  • @gardenbun
    @gardenbun Před 7 lety

    Trevor Noah, this was the BEST BREAKDOWN of the Comey Hearing I have watched all week. You are an amazing person in your combination of delivery, intelligence, and humor.

  • @KnowTrentTimoy
    @KnowTrentTimoy Před 7 lety +24

    Trevor nails it ....once again!

  • @pecas5805
    @pecas5805 Před 7 lety +68

    TREVOR , YOU HAVE A GOOD SHOW. CONGRATULATIONS. VERY FUNNY :))

  • @sdw323628
    @sdw323628 Před 7 lety

    Thank you Trevor!

  • @Lexylulee
    @Lexylulee Před 7 lety +13

    damn...Trevor black side came out yall!!! umkay!!

  • @cheshirecat4730
    @cheshirecat4730 Před 7 lety +14

    Trevor singing is my New FAVOURITE thing I swear 😂😂😂😂