Endless VR Job Simulator Is Torture
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- čas přidán 13. 01. 2021
- I took a job as a store clerk with infinite overtime in Job Simulator VR and regretted it.
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Alternate title: Captain Jack Sparrow becomes a shopkeeper.
Cursed to be a eternal cashier haha.
Finally I’m not the only one
WhaT I thoUghT
He's a clerk not a shopkeeper Spiro strike
True lol
"But he stole my mustard" that was gold
you are right that is gold
He’s back!!
It only been a weak
LAMO
Yay:)
@@hyperscale4437 week*
U do vr ?!?!?!
No way!!!!!
I dont....
Man was like: "this dude takin to long with my lotto ticket. Ooo that mustard looking nice (yoink) bye have a great time"
"Now I have offended people lets begin" -crusty
he also sounds like jack sparrow
@@plaguethebunny very true
@@plaguethebunny very very very very true 😃
Imagine CZcams copy right strikes you lol
As a diabetic I'd normally be annoyed about this but it's crusty so it passes lol
If you need a hug Crusty, I'm all arms. And diabetes.
Crusty: I'm putting ketchu-
Bot: thanks for letting me steal your mustard
“that was a genuine yawn”
“feels like i have been yawn”
Crusty singing is perfect I love it thats why I watch him
Crusty's voice sounded badass when he said "let me look into your eyes" 21:01
True
He sounded like venom😂
I think that the real lesson today was,
Everything is Torture!
And torture is everything... amen
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣😂😂😂😝😝😝😝😝
If crusty served me at a shop i would be happy worried but also concerned the manager hired him lol
The manager is 100% tied up in the back.
3:24
Crusty: **sings**
Me: **L'manburg flashbacks**
He sings like an angel😌
17:00 - 17:09 that made me laugh so hard I've got the bloody hiccups now. Thanks.
Person: *Goes in and buys lottery ticket*
Crusty: “Mine” *Takes lottery ticket back after she’s already paid*
Person: “Understandable, have a nice day”
I do it everytime in real life
OMG SAME
True
😂
Why didn’t you put bot?There all bots except Crusty he’s human
Crusty going insane is 10/10 content
I love when crusty cuss so shut up bich I love crusty
facts
All of crustys speeches at the beginning of the video are so inspirational lol
I just finished watching all of the job simulator videos and this was posted!
This year is already very crazy. You really helped me and I wanted to say thank you.
Please stay safe Crusty and keep yourself mentally happy as well.
Nice CaptainSauce pfp
@@Ghost.Toast.
Finally someone who knows
I'd like to personally apologise about how the Minecraft challenge went... that uh... went a biiiiiit....
(for those who weren't there, you're in for a nightmare)
Well the last one went great 🤫
Crusty captures the anger of a tired store clerk perfectly
3:43 *steals mustard* 'Wai why did you steal my mustard?' 😂
9:29
Robot: *catchy bumper stickers*
the first ver: *kitchy bumper stickers*
2:36 I was laughing so hard😂
9:19 - 9:29 Crusty: Since you're having such a hard time, I'll give you two triangles and only charge you for one.
*Crusty charges him for one, then multiplies the price by two*
xDDDDDDDDDD
Funny crusty
*yeah this is big brain time*
Thx
How do you copy the time
I agree.
Keeping others at bay is a successful tactic.
"Look at me, I made a slushie castle"
Words I didn't know I needed to hear from Crusty. What a fun year this is turning out to be.
“Would you like a lottery ticket” got me so hard for some reason 😂
“ Mornings with walruses, what? “ was absolutely hilarious to me
It was the original vr bodega simulation that made me into a fan and supporter. You have done it again. This had me laughing so hard I was wheezing. Thank you sir.
3:37 I laughed so much! Nice video! I subbed!
😂 me 2
I’m putting ketchup- WHY DID YOU STEAL MY MUSTARD?!
When he said fix the tickle-doggle boo I laughed so much 💀
I clicked this video looking forward to another sadistically satisfying time and instead got a degree in philosophy, Crusty I love you
I love when he does vr videos where he actually talks to the MPCs
Crusty, finish all customers on every job to get gamodes like dollhouse where your big, bouncy mode where all the items bounce and no gravity wich you probably know what it dose
Wow, intro hit me right in the feels.
I like the part were he points his finger.
I don’t know why but I’m so enthralled by the way he said mph at 00:15
Is it me or does he sound like Jack sparrow
He sounds like Jack Sparrow
"Well ask around someone probably is gonna make it for ya😑"
*Pours mustard on counter for 5 seconds* *realizes😮* "oh wait that's my job isn't it?🤔"
Look how EXHAUSTED your robot manager is!
Job bot: a convenience store is the best place to purchase items available everywhere else but for a higher monetary value.
IAmCrusty: Yes but he just stole my mustard!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The bot that stole your mustard. OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣 the poor ketchup is by itself now.
“I’m gonna leave this burnt Wiener in the bathroom so when someone comes in they will think it’s a poo” in genius!
Totally my type of humour 🤣
i’m surprised you haven’t jumboed things more than once
Crusty singing in general is beautiful
Crusty: Singing Halleluiah while putting ketchup on the lottery ticket
The Bot: :|
This is Crusty's scariest video because it seems so much like a real job
Crusty.. the more i start to know you. the more i want to give you a hug
This channel is so underrated this channel needs more notice it’s so good.
Schmiggle wobble pop Crusty, you make me laugh, please keep it up!
Never heard crusty swear before until this moment. 14:55
I like how Crusty says butter because in the UK we dont have twinkie
I love this mans voice and personality
I’m in love with his voice
Job bot looks like he’s dying inside.
Crusty isn't the maniac, WE'RE the maniac. Makes sense.
Thanks for giving us a good laugh in your videos crusty
my bot-friend just left - IDC im drinking bleach
Jack Sparrow working at the Kwik-E-Mart. I needed this. yes.
"It doesn't take away from the sadnss I feel inside...gimme that I haven't scanned it, bitch!" 🤣🤣🤣
I love this series
“Yes but he just stole my mustard” and “do I have soda?” “No”
I like how he says bloody all the time🤣
"OOh blue, you want blue?? Blues nice. Here take blue"
Thank you! Awesome work!
The chaos is overwhelming. Good job😂
The wisdom at the beginning of the video is truly magical.
This is the only youtuber who I have never gotten bored while watching
I just wanna say dude that I’m really proud and happy for you, because going from your other channel with 85k subs (which is still good) to this channel with over 250k i just want to say well done ❤️
Second video I've seen. You sir have earned my subscription. I laugh out loud at work in your honor.
This made my day so much better
"Im putting ketchup on...." *takes mustard and leaves* "I don't deserve that sir why you still me mustard"
Yay! I'm glad you are better. Thanks for the awesome content
"I see how you like these, Its like cannibalism except its legal."
-IAmCrusty 2021
It’s so crazy that just working in customer service gives you ptsd. Really shows how terrible people are. I feel this.
17:6 FIX THE BLODDY BUGAL BIGAL BUGA BOO!
Night bot drinks coffe.
17:7 OR JUST POOR COFFE ON YOUR SELF
Never give up youtube crusty, you make heaps of people days better
why is this so funny what the hell i love it
I could sure go for a slushie
Crusty: well ask around I'm sure someone will make it for you
Continues to pour mustard on counter
Crusty: oh wait that's my job
😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Yes, but he just stole my musters😡” got me laughing so hard😂 3:57
Also imagine crusty working as a worker for a gas station😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
4:40 made me 😂
He kinda sounds like Johnny depp
I was thinking about captain jack the whole time
he just slowly loses his sanity throughout the entire video
3 minutes into the video: *already getting insane*
Almost 4 minutes in : HALLEJUAH, HALLEJUAYAAAAAAHHH
This channel carried me and/ Mexican vr man carried me through 2020 :)
17:03 FIX THE BLOODY DEECA DOOPLE DOO☕
You make me laugh so much sometimes my chest starts to hurt 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 but I guess we need it sometimes these days
loving that new merch crusty looks great
Who still loves watching these job simulator videos i can't stop watching them there to good!!!
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i love it when crusty starts to do funny things and i laugh my balls of
you ssssssssssssssssssssss😱😲😳😇😇😇😇😇😇😧😊😀😁😂😃😳😳😇😇🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐰🐰🐰🐰SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSggggggggggggyyyyyuuuuuhhhhjjjjjjjkkkllllllll
"im busy im busy playing a game of goblins"
He's so dam funny I can't stop laughing
Let’s take a moment to appreciate that crusty sings like an angel😌
“Humans would immediately gain a privilege of self entitlement”
Me: that my friend is called a karen
BOI I was listening to you while playing job sim you made me laugh so hard I fell down and the boss was like that’s not how you treat the customers kid I’m like WHAT THE HELL
2:43 colorful buttons pushing. ding ding ring ring bing bing.
The Supreme One has summoned his followers
"sing my songs speakerman" bro just said the skibidi toilet character
Bro crusty is like The Joker and Jack Sparrow had a Kid love you Crusty you are Funny