Getting A Job In VR Was A Big Mistake - Job Simulator
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- čas přidán 9. 06. 2020
- I got a job in VR as a store clerk thanks to Job Simulator and it was awful.
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#vr #jobsimulator #virtualreality - Hry
Crusty is every late night gas station attendent I've ever encountered in this video. Rude, possibly/most likely drunk, and just totally out of touch with reality...I love it.
considering the fact crusty mentioned this being a "Past Experience" he might have been that rude, possibly/most likely drunk, and out of touch with reality gas station attendent
As a former late night gas station attendant allow me to point out that insanity is a basic requirement of the job. Crusty carried out his duties impeccably and in accordance with the employee manual. I must point out though that he neglected to masturbate into the slushy machine as is expected by the customers, now the slushies will be missing that extra zing your used to.
Does he remind anyone else of Jack Sparrow
I liked videos that you made the Gooden special keep making more
@@DB-cn6rw pp
14:14 "Oh 11pm is when I finish? Oh well I've, OH IVE GOT LIKE 6 HOURS"
This has happened to me so many times. I work at a convenience store like this one and... ugh.
Damn you're funny as hell. Had me bawled over.. Absolutely brilliant!! Seriously you are the best at VR!.
Great job bro keep up the great work, I enjoy these vids
All ready my favorite CZcamsr and I have only been watching for a few days
SAME
Same
Same
SSSSAME😯😯😯
As he should be.
"WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY LITTLE DARLING!?!?"
" *Not Enough... Not Enough...* "
Not enough come back here!
@Ethan Porter lol
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F that
7:05
"humans are required to smile and be polite"
" *NO* "
TRUEE
His voice and character is the best thing ever I need to see more job sim with crusty
Ugh retail flashbacks... As an engineering student the amount of times I was faced with legitimate stupidity on the regular... Made me want to build some form of death ray... Good times!
I’m sorry
@@skaboopydoopthedoop8711 lol
Lol
did you ever make that death ray
@@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 it was more of a laser pointer unfortunately... Though I do have something I made going into space so that's kinda neat...!
You made it to 100k I’m so proud man, I knew that you’d hit a big milestone and I am so happy for you, you’re honestly the reason I got into VR. Thank you Crusty.
I need to check this on out, it looks like something I could do sitting down. And a lot of fun for this senior citizen.
I haven't laughed genuinely in months. Nice video!
EXTREMELY accurate. I can vouch for that because I worked at Hess years ago
I need that jumbo sizing machine in my life right now
So true so true
@Dogdillon SIKE its not what you think
Or its exactly what you think
Yes sir
oh my god i just realized what you’ve meant
@@mdlmfo 😏
I freaking love your videos. Keep them coming bro.😂😂😂😂
i saw this video a while ago and i saw one of your skyrim vr videos and i love it and i really love job simlator and skyrim so you are so cool (:
No one
Absolutely no one
Crusty: doubles the size of the lottery ticket to make double the money
Math 100
200 IQ
STONKS
it worked probably
IAmCrusty Of course it would, that’s just how business works
Damn, you're just about to get 100k! You're growing so fast, congratulations! This was pretty hilarious, reminds me of my time in a conveniance store.
Still a classic this one, re-watch it once in a while. The retail anxiety is real.
True....
Bro it’s been three years and I still watch this whenever I’m sad lol :D
I know how you feel Crusty. I worked in retail before at the register... Its torture. I wish I could do that to people. 😂
Every second a bot steps INVISIBLE TOE in the store, a Crusty loses his carp times 99999999999999999,99999999,9999999999999,9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999,99999999999999999999999999999999
OMG YES!
@@Evoedits6 don't get me wrong. I love people. Just love them to death. But I hate customers.
@@NatashaWinland yes Me to
Yes
Almost 100k subs man, you're killing it!
You're So Funny IAmCrusty 👇
True
@@wrench_games4265false
Tru
True lol
@Plushworld22022 it is not tru it's true
Crusty your videos are the best I laughed all the way through it!!!!🤣🤣🤣
It’s a big responsibility but I am proud of you.
I know this is odd but I’m about to take my first big job and this made me fing cry
@@WildHeart378 i hope it goes well!
Hey
@@WildHeart378 pp
🐈🌳🌎😹😂🤣
You have the best voice! Very entertaining. I've been laughing my arse off for 45 minutes now. Nice workout, thanks!
I've watch this almost 20 times and never gets old.
you are so funny!!
i cant tell u how many times i laghed at this vid
7:50 that was my favorite part i thought the fireworks exploding in her face was really funny
I know, haha, funny gaffs; but really give it a moment of thought:
-You're a robber.
-You're on the run
-You enter a retail/gas station with the intent on holding it up
-You get in and hold up your gun to this crusty looking pissed off worker guy behind the counter
-You tell him to hand over all the money they've got
-Possibly crazy dude reaches over and takes your gun away telling you to "get the fuck out".
-It's fine, you have a backup gun
-Nutball worker guy takes your gun and puts it into a retail food machine
-You're confused 'cause that thing is meant for food and not gun
-Pissed off worker dude smiles maniacally as the light of the machine reflects off of his face
-Crusty ass crazy motherfucker takes out your gun that is now the size of a sawed off shotgun
-Tell's you that what you have is not a gun, that this is a gun
And later when you're caught by the police, the store worker says it was someone else instead of you who tried robbing the store.
"Crusty looking". Clever.
That would be an experience
If I was in a love story for some reason, this is how I want it to begin
1:24 ooh robot: don't forget to hand over the change IAmcrusty: im gonna have this 😅😂😂😂
how many people are coming back everyday?!
Nah, it wasn’t a mistake. You’re the only employee who actually knows how to job.
That true tho
How drunk is he
@@kayleebieber666
@@justinwilsonhowes3143 what
Hi there is that something that can help you
5:32 he gets disturbed by dancing 😂😂😂
6:21 WHANT SOME GUM BEEP HERE IS YOUR GODDAM GUM that is a funny moment
2:01 robot(well hello) IAmcrusty: (aah how are you doing my sure might i say my fine bow tie my mighty friend)
8:27 Crusty getting paid tonight
3:02 if only that existed in real life 😕
9:47 in the video
made me laugh my head of with the "WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!?!" Hahahahahahah
Congratulations on 700k !!!!!❤❤
*THE HUMAN UPRISING OF 2027*
Me: (looks at calendar).....The.. WHAT
that implies that humans were enslaved many years before that... *looks at august while sweating*
@@mrhalfwit972 I'd like to resign from 2020
@Ali Khaashiu Bin Thilmyz im officially retired at 26, no responsibility for me please.
Me tho
I know what happened that signed the name of “the human uprising”. Context provided says that human’s were enslaved before that. I presume around 2025.
crusty belike :"this in not hot"
also him: "bloody hell its hot"
0:41 oh the freezer okay
at 18:02 when Crusty said they were a lot of small adults made me laugh so much I love it!!
Me to bro
Crusty in beginning: That’s not hot.
Crusty when he serves the first customer: Bloody hell it’s hot.
@Blue Zero same
Already my favourite CZcamsr, and like you’re the best
Bro this guy is the funniest guy i have ever seen that a new sub for you❤😂😂😂😂😂
I keep coming back to this video. Never fails to make my laugh.
Me***
Haha I pissed myself laughing at this it was so funny I can't stop watching it! Love you crusty you make awesome content!
i just love how he was brittish by saying bloody so much it was very funny
Krusty I love your videos keep it up you make me laugh everyday😊
“Yesterday’s news, simulation day an all time high
Today’s news, you’re still standing in my way
GET OUT OF MY STORE”
Such an awesome line
Detroit: Become Human 2 - *HUMAN UPRISING!*
Lol
Good afternoon, human, I will like to purchase these 👹 CHIPS👹0:14
@@jocely400 LOL 😂
Cbggv
@@jocely400 It Did Sound Like A Demon XD
My stomach hurts from all the laughing I just did here. I LOVED this video .
hey I am back after 3 months its so good that even youtube recommended me to watch it again.
This was very funny especially telling the woman robot “GET THE HELL OUT OF MY STORE”
Stop being mean and learn how to type
@@reddit-horror2stories What
Don't think I've ever laughed so much at a you tuber!! 😂😂 Fab work! 🤣 👍👌
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@Gemma.12345 not funny
I love the part when he said "it's pink stuff"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I might not be British, but I’m still learning and I really love your CZcams videos
Love all of your videos Crusty! Never fail to make me laugh and smile. Keep going man you’re so underrated and deserve so much for your wonderfully appealing and funny personality. Keep going we love you!
15:19
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Me: the bot doesn’t even have feet
This made me laugh so much thanks sorry if u were going insane.
Th- this! Is gold in the form of you tube videos!
6:20 "YOU WANT SOME GUM?! *BEEP!* THERES YOUR GUM!"
I feel like Crusty was experiencing PTSD this entire video.
Yes. Yes yes yes.
it was def the one on the phone. the right person went to jail
@@jerryamescua
Please no is was call task and I am I supposed that
Can u do this again in another video
@@Nxqus I'm just gonna say....
R/Ihadastroke???..
I love it when you do these VR videos
I'm about to get one in 2 months one moth b4 my b day I'm so exited it has been on the top of my list for 3-4 years!
16:02 Customer:I WANT LIKE..LIKE A BIIIG BURITTO Customer Again:A BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG BURRITO
Hey Crusty, have you ever thought of playing beat saber or Arizona sunshine on the channel?
I've played Arizona
@@IAmCrusty Yess, yes you have, I liked it when you blew some zombie heads off
Bro I have Arizona sunshine. It’s so much fun
@@Beamngmonsterjam00 actually, thanks for the reply. I was just yesterday thinking about buying arizona next steam/oculus sale.
I live in Arizona
The bit where you throw the sausage and say GET OUT! is really funny😂
4:00 this is a reminder to myself to do this multiple times to see if you can actually win it for the old lady
i think you can, you have to get lucky tho
Just wanted to say this while I have the chance, Crusty I love your vids and I think you should just be yourself because you are awesome, I love that you sing in the vids and that you do what you, stay true to yourself, your personality is awesome, love you man
thanks, bud :)
Owwww, the falling in love 😍
nise one
I am a big fan
That “while I have the chance” bit is a bit concerning
23 seconds in and crusty is trying to force feed bleach to a robot because she wont show her ID to buy triangles.
Im so glad i found this channel
i agree
But it’s pink stuff tho not bleach
So do u me a pink stuff
I’m glad that I found this channel is well
Same
6:57 bro ran like sonic
Kid robot says I NEED SUGAR😂 7:32
"later chump, you'll never catch me!!"
*two police cars pass him*
"i think they caught him"
(meanwhile he never did get caught)
“You’re supposed to smile and be polite.” no! This video has me laughing so hard my sides hurt.
I am crusty you are probably the most funniest person I have ever seen you never get old =]
5:46 “GET OFF YOUR GODDAMN PHONE!!” 😂😂😂😂
This has gotta be one of the funniest Crusty videos ever 🤣 his hand gestures alone deserve an Oscar
After you jumbo sized the cheese and put them back I knew I'd found my new favorite CZcamsr.
*hands slushie*
*fallls down*
"Well that was rude"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love how you just dances and you can tell that he dances by his hands🤣🤣🤣🤣❤❤❤❤
8:41 look at the price I laughed my ass off
Jesus
I don't get it i'm 10
OOP
Swear
Somehow the fact that he's always a bit mad makes watching him so much fun
Ikr
“Wow this stuff is rocket fuel I need it in my system” 🤣🤣🤣
Stan pines once said if there’s no cops around anything is possible
These are my absolute favorite. Love this laughed so hard.
I did to
Lol me to
6:30 Crusty breaks character because of the soul-crushing nature of minimum wage employment lol
L
You’re the best
LOL do it AGAIN
6:36
Lololol
Todays news, "your still in my shop" This was hilarious im dying
I love this dude bcuz it’s literally my whole personality
1:34
I have been cracking up so hard from this-
Yes😊😊😊
Agreed! 😂🤣
GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE >:(
bot: :3
Crusty: *scans slushy*
Robot: oh your very good at scanning now would you pass that to me?
Crusty: ......yeah *pours slushy on to table on purpose and drops empty cup*
Crusty: ........ That was rude
So right 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
LOL
17:54 Man, the big reveal of 3 tiny adults that overdosed on helium really shocked me greatly!!!
1:25 years old and still in my heart and I love it so much I love you so very much
1:36 the face you make when the cashier violently rips the your meat cylinder out your hand, which he had half eaten already and throws it at the door after keeping your change from paper currency you gave him.
I fell out of my chair laughing, my gut hurt so much, when he started scratching every lottery ticket.
11:03. LMFAO HAHA br o really said "oh wow" haha😂😂
dude thats soooooooooooo funny next time i go to a VR place im going to play that game
Robot drinks the drink flyes to the sky
Iamcrusty: well that's a rocket launch I need in my system