It’s a good day when crusty uploads. His ability to compartmentalize his different performances/vibe on the various games, while still making them immediately recognizable as “Crusty” is phenomenal. Truly a born performer.
As a cook myself, i can attest that this was very acurrate to how things work in a restaurant. And such a perfect representation of the way customers are viewed. Sheerest of perfections.
"...I'm developing feelings of hated. I predict a customer will arrive..." since I started working in retail 2 years ago, I can honestly relate to this statement more then I would like.
Ya know, despite the fact that I’ll probably suffer from multiple different levels of painful food poisoning and/or death, I’d still go to Crusty’s restaurant. I mean the service seems excellent, and who doesn’t love watching a crazy guy cook?
Just a fair warning, Psvr really only has game exclusive (oculus has their own slew of exclusives) to hold over other various systems. Imo a better choice would be the oculus quest. They are around the same price and the quest does not require a pc to play. There are credible links (as the website that has reported them have a history of leaking correct information regarding Oculus) that say an upgraded oculus quest is in full production this month (if I remember correctly, for sure this summer). If these leaks are in fact true then it might even be a good choice to wait until the VR system (most likely) releases around Christmas. I have used PSVR and an Oculus Rift S (the rift s is comparable to the oculus quest) and personally I would choose the oculus any day. There are various reasons but they boil down to the PlayStation systems limits and...what can only be described as general worser quality. So again I’d research a bit more (if you haven’t already) before deciding. PSVR has its own little corner in the VR world and that has its advantages (mostly on game exclusives) as well as its disadvantages.
Kirito Tadoshi yeah i’m going to save up for an oculus quest and i’m getting the 128 gigabyte one even tho apparently games don’t take up that much storage
Shrek • 8 years ago get the 64 gb oculus quest. cause if you run out of storage you can just attach a hardrive to your headset and put your games into the hardrive. thats what i did and it worked well. i attached it to the back of the headset as it helps balance the headset. (the headset is slightly front-heavy)
As soon as I watched that animation I want to watch the original for the 1700 thousand time I’m not complaining tho I will always love your videos keep up the good work and don’t give up because your Chanel is gold 😂😅👏🏼👏🏼
16:30 That was actually incredible! I dunno what I was expecting. Can you please do stand up comedy? You are great at comedy. You have achieved comedy. Comedy is great.
Can you please do some more surgeon simulator? Ps. You are the funnest CZcamsr I’ve known for so long. Please never stop playing. Also goddamn you’re tall.
*I forgot he doesn't live in America. So when he said, "Just throw it on the street!" He meant it. It's not taboo. I forgot people throw things on the street other places. I- I have to si- wait. I'm already in bed. My heads spinning. I- what kind of horrors have I taken as comedy?! Why?! I just- can't.*
"Where's the pot? Where's the pot?! We got a pot? Gimme a pot! There's the pot..." - would truly be a weird thing to hear being said, although with --Jack Sparrow-- Crusty, it's perfectly normal
This is easiest for you and main course of the vocab bit late but it was the vocab bit late for you and main course of action to whatever you want me to whatever is easiest for you to come and the vocab bit late for you and main character is easiest to whatever is easiest for the maze of support and the maze runner beans in my phone number is a plot or story that relates to whatever is easiest for you to get a good day for you and main character was a kid is easiest for you to whatever is easiest for you to get a good night's sleep and main character in a show of support and the maze runner beans in my phone number is a plot or story.
@@OrdinaryA330 The first time you were able and you had to do something about the situation you had in your mind and I think that was the first thing you said you had done to make sure that I didn't do something that was going on with your mind that was not what I wanted you did to make you happy I was not trying for anything that I did to hurt your heart and you didn't do it for you to hurt my heart I just want to be with me I want you and you want me and you want you want to do something that I don't care I don't care about anything I don't want to do nothing you.
This is to get a plot or story that relates to the maze runner beans on it and main course of action to whatever you want to play in the maze runner beans in my phone is to whatever is easiest for you and main character is easiest to get a plot and main character in a plot or story that relates to the vocab bit more about it when I was a kid is to whatever is easiest for you to get a plot and the vocab bit more about it when I was a kid is to whatever is easiest for you and main character in a show of support and the maze runner beans in my phone number.
Ok cool I'll be there in the first time since I was almost there is a plot or story that relates to whatever is easiest for you to get a good night's sleep and main course at a time when the maze runner beans on it and main character in a show of support and the maze runner beans in my phone number is a plot or story that relates to whatever is easiest for you.
Ok thanks for you to get a good night's sleep and main course at a time when the maze runner beans in my phone number is a plot or story that relates to whatever is easiest for the first time since I was almost there is a plot or story that relates to whatever is easiest for you.
The dislikes are from gordan Ramsey’s secret acounts
Like we can see them now
I never thought I'd miss this "dislikes are from x" meme
Yas😊
Lol
Xd
"can I read you today's specials, I've got 1 soup and two delayed abortions" Crusty you are an absolute madman. I love it.
“Two delayed abortions” 💀💀
You know what they say:
You can't spell poison without 'son'
Hello again
And you can't spell mass genocide without mass or genocide or children slaughter without laughter!
@@rockstarbonnie7153 this got dark... I was gonna write "Poizon" but...nvm...
You cant spell poison without oi
M ‘mmmmm. ‘Mdttxt
"Hang on, I'm developing feelings of hatred."
Never fails to make me laugh
Ahh the god of comedy himself but
I’ll drown you in the fish tank
-crusty 2020
"Oh the health inspector is here."
Crusty holding poisoned tea: Does he want tea?
Nice
It’s a good day when crusty uploads. His ability to compartmentalize his different performances/vibe on the various games, while still making them immediately recognizable as “Crusty” is phenomenal. Truly a born performer.
V O C A B U L A R Y
Vodkabulary
As a cook myself, i can attest that this was very acurrate to how things work in a restaurant. And such a perfect representation of the way customers are viewed. Sheerest of perfections.
"Todays specials one soup and 2 delayed abortions" hands down best thing I've heard today well done good sir a good laugh to end my day 😂😂
I did die laughing when I heard that I might have to steal it for future use 😂
You are wrong that was the best thing you have heard
"Pete's souperia and abortion clinic, when the lost of yesterday *is today sauce*
4:30 KEEP PRESSING IT!
Do you not want A piece of meat in my soup
"Hang on, I'm developing feelings of hatred." 😂😂😂😂😂
Darth Vader: "I prefer the direct approach when it comes to killing children."
I see what you did there
Youngling slayer 9000™ go brrrrrrr
As usual , bringing comedy to quarantine for everyone's lives 😂👏
Oh,u guys in July RN? OHHhHh Trust me quarantine is gonna get wayyyy worse
No you
@@davidmatthewsmith429 @youmissedtbejoke
This is the most entertaining midlife crisis I’ve ever seen.
Lmfao
"...I'm developing feelings of hated. I predict a customer will arrive..." since I started working in retail 2 years ago, I can honestly relate to this statement more then I would like.
"Awww that's so sweet, now they're gonna run out and get hit by a vehicle.
...I'm so lonely"
Aren't we all 🙃
“Sir are you aware that this steak is a piece of s___?”
I remember when I started watching you when you were at 10K it's insane that you're already at 130K!
yeah but did u watch his old channel, yeah thats what i Thought
That's because there are two types of people: People who follow Crusty and people who haven't heard of him yet ;)
@@eriksonne8706 theres about 5 billion people who haven't subbed to Crusty... yet ;)
A disco toasty. 😂 I just love the English accent so much. Good work as usual crusty
I love it when crusty just completely looses it and just starts yelling at everyone. I love your stuff man
"Shall I read you today's specials? I got one soup, and two delayed abortions" @4:32 hahahahaha
“That’s a very unrealistic stereotype and I am offended by it.” 🤣🤣🤣
At first I thought he was playing a character, Now I think quarantine has got to him.
Its been well before quarantine 😂
It got to us all a bit
Satan watching Crusty videos: I just wanna say that I'm a huge fan
Ramdom Robot:That's got to be the greatest Robot I've ever seen.
Crusty: Or so it seens.
You are so damn precious. I lost it when you noticed the bread shaped handle ♡
Every time I watch you I think of jack sparrow when he’s had to much rum
That joke at the end was brilliant
Agreed
Oh god the tomatoes joke really got me.
I’m I the only one that thinks his voice is so calming
Nope, I completely agree!
I love his voice it sounds like me after taco bell and taking laxatives
You should make a playlist of all the songs you've ever sang while doing vids 😂
9:41 this rant is the best thing I've heard all week
15:28 'GET COOKING' *shits out meatballs onto the table*
Ya know, despite the fact that I’ll probably suffer from multiple different levels of painful food poisoning and/or death, I’d still go to Crusty’s restaurant.
I mean the service seems excellent, and who doesn’t love watching a crazy guy cook?
Crusty never disappoints
Brother
8:20 based on Crusty’s Twitter, I feel like he is speaking from experience
"I'll drown you in the fish tank.... but first we wash our hands"
"Have some meat to hold you in, he's dead inside"😂😂😂
Me:sees title
Also me: ok
I'll drown you in that tank. I like him already
Yeah he is like this in almost every video
You need to watch him play skyrim vr, beesparkle is incredible.
Yes! I was waiting for this! After the ads I will enjoy this ;w;
He reminds me of Jack Sparrow
SAME MY EXACT THOUGHTS
"have some meat to hold you over" *Throws meat at a child* "oh he felt nothing he is dead inside"
*child*
To be fair, he threw meat at an offensive British stereotype.
Hey crusty love the vids I’m getting a psvr for Christmas and am going to play surgeon simulatori sugest you play it
He has
Just a fair warning, Psvr really only has game exclusive (oculus has their own slew of exclusives) to hold over other various systems. Imo a better choice would be the oculus quest. They are around the same price and the quest does not require a pc to play. There are credible links (as the website that has reported them have a history of leaking correct information regarding Oculus) that say an upgraded oculus quest is in full production this month (if I remember correctly, for sure this summer). If these leaks are in fact true then it might even be a good choice to wait until the VR system (most likely) releases around Christmas. I have used PSVR and an Oculus Rift S (the rift s is comparable to the oculus quest) and personally I would choose the oculus any day. There are various reasons but they boil down to the PlayStation systems limits and...what can only be described as general worser quality. So again I’d research a bit more (if you haven’t already) before deciding. PSVR has its own little corner in the VR world and that has its advantages (mostly on game exclusives) as well as its disadvantages.
Kirito Tadoshi yeah i’m going to save up for an oculus quest and i’m getting the 128 gigabyte one even tho apparently games don’t take up that much storage
Autism Gaming get a oculus quest. its very good, no wires and no pc. rlly good.
Shrek • 8 years ago get the 64 gb oculus quest. cause if you run out of storage you can just attach a hardrive to your headset and put your games into the hardrive. thats what i did and it worked well. i attached it to the back of the headset as it helps balance the headset. (the headset is slightly front-heavy)
'That's really sweet now they're gonna go run out and get hit by a vehicle'😂😂😂💀💀💀
You know what they say you can’t forget soap in the tea:
Special drink
“Okay”
As soon as I watched that animation I want to watch the original for the 1700 thousand time I’m not complaining tho I will always love your videos keep up the good work and don’t give up because your Chanel is gold 😂😅👏🏼👏🏼
“I just bit into a whole bloody orange”💀
8:20
Such as but not limited to dying has made me laugh harder than I have all year
Your videos are great and so funny!
I just love your videos!
Or in German :
Ich liebe deine Videos einfach nur!
Greetings from Germany
Hi from england
Moin diiggi der Typ is legende
Once again, Jack Sparrow returns to make us laugh.
“I never used to drink, and then I started working here five minutes ago.”
I can’t stop laughing at this line
I was watching another CZcams video then I seen that Crusty uploaded and left the other video ☺️😂
"I can do comedy."
Bruh you are already comedy gold.
This is a compliment.
“Our new restaurant shall be a success,”
“And if it is not, I’ll drown you in the fish tank”
“But first, wash my hands..”
Never seen a chef as good as he each plate is a masterpiece
3 years later and its still funny 😂
When he stuck his head in the microwave
God I felt that
16:30 That was actually incredible! I dunno what I was expecting. Can you please do stand up comedy? You are great at comedy. You have achieved comedy. Comedy is great.
9:38 “we get a free cake right” “uhh no” this had my dying 🤣
15:56 I love how the Gordon Ramsey bot just interrupts him and insults him lmao!
15:35 lmao
I Imagine the FBI has a file on him
"I mean, I've eaten a lot worse than this" I'm dead
14:38 *place burning down* 14:49 'BLOODY HELL THE PLACE IS ON FIRE'
10:13 she’s a b&$?!
Really appreciate youre work on the job
When I first read the title I was like wtf? But then I saw that it's Crusty and was like "yeah, he might as well do that".
He's like Jack Sparrow mixed with Cicero with anger issues while also being drunk.
This guys voice is absolutely amazing
"They are really stepping on ta-my -toes"
An ancient Norse legend says that everytime Crusty poisons a child, a kitten gets its wings
He sound like a modern-day jack Sparrow & murdoc from Gorillaz
6:26
Captain Jack Sparrow impersonator discovers he has Fortune III Enchant
“ Why are you throwing your balls at me” I cant stop laughing 😂😂
" I've got 1 soup and 2 delayed abortions "
I think Crusty found a new way to.... Bring butterflies to his garden
Gday
Rift Matrix congrats on you being first
Oh and I liked his comment
Can you please do some more surgeon simulator?
Ps. You are the funnest CZcamsr I’ve known for so long. Please never stop playing. Also goddamn you’re tall.
How tall would you say he is,
Rush Hour Maybe 6’4?
I needed this today thank you very much sir
The moment when your trying to say something funny but you just can’t think of anything oh boy this is awkward
Having trouble being funny? I can give you a hand.
Rj Peterson that would be great
1:24 Crusty is a secret Sith confirmed.
“Where’s the rat poison?! Cactus will do.” I like this I think I’ll steal this
this channel makes me deal with life
*I forgot he doesn't live in America. So when he said, "Just throw it on the street!" He meant it. It's not taboo. I forgot people throw things on the street other places. I- I have to si- wait. I'm already in bed. My heads spinning. I- what kind of horrors have I taken as comedy?! Why?! I just- can't.*
The olive on the. samwich looks like the tf2 sanvich
an pizza with apple souce hahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahhahaahahahaha🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
The intro already told me this video will be 👌
I’m sick rn and I don’t care that every time I laugh I do not care that cough violently these videos are still very funny.
*literally watches 3 videos by IAmCrusty, subscribes three days later*
*sips wine cooler*
Me: You're on your way, kid.
"Where's the pot? Where's the pot?! We got a pot? Gimme a pot! There's the pot..." - would truly be a weird thing to hear being said, although with --Jack Sparrow-- Crusty, it's perfectly normal
This is easiest for you and main course of the vocab bit late but it was the vocab bit late for you and main course of action to whatever you want me to whatever is easiest for you to come and the vocab bit late for you and main character is easiest to whatever is easiest for the maze of support and the maze runner beans in my phone number is a plot or story that relates to whatever is easiest for you to get a good day for you and main character was a kid is easiest for you to whatever is easiest for you to get a good night's sleep and main character in a show of support and the maze runner beans in my phone number is a plot or story.
@@OrdinaryA330 The first time you were able and you had to do something about the situation you had in your mind and I think that was the first thing you said you had done to make sure that I didn't do something that was going on with your mind that was not what I wanted you did to make you happy I was not trying for anything that I did to hurt your heart and you didn't do it for you to hurt my heart I just want to be with me I want you and you want me and you want you want to do something that I don't care I don't care about anything I don't want to do nothing you.
@@swainswanson6235 And the vocab bit late for you
@@OrdinaryA330 The first time you were able and you had to do something.
0:34 IAmCrusty: oh you felt nothing, hes dead inside
Me: Same
This is first video I've seen from you and fuck it's hilarious. I also really like how your voice sounds. You got an extra subscriber!
Crusty's voice gives me the wolf from into the woods vibes and I'm loving it
Crusty changed quickly when chef bob Ramsey appeared
I just found you on CZcams yesterday and you are now the only one I watch now lol ♥️
This is my first time watching him and he sounds like a funny Jack sparrow
I think the job simulator videos are one of my favorites! Thanks Crusty!!!
This is to get a plot or story that relates to the maze runner beans on it and main course of action to whatever you want to play in the maze runner beans in my phone is to whatever is easiest for you and main character is easiest to get a plot and main character in a plot or story that relates to the vocab bit more about it when I was a kid is to whatever is easiest for you to get a plot and the vocab bit more about it when I was a kid is to whatever is easiest for you and main character in a show of support and the maze runner beans in my phone number.
Your job simulator videos never get old
Crusty makes me smile and laugh out loud evertime.. I salute you sir! (Chopping off my own hand and waving it in the air)
Thanks so much for listening to your subs! You are awesome man, keep up the amazing work! Love your videos
Ok cool I'll be there in the first time since I was almost there is a plot or story that relates to whatever is easiest for you to get a good night's sleep and main course at a time when the maze runner beans on it and main character in a show of support and the maze runner beans in my phone number is a plot or story that relates to whatever is easiest for you.
“You need to clean this place up!” “Why It’s fine” proceeds to look down at the Shattered dishes and the stove burning
Ok thanks for you to get a good night's sleep and main course at a time when the maze runner beans in my phone number is a plot or story that relates to whatever is easiest for the first time since I was almost there is a plot or story that relates to whatever is easiest for you.
litterally passed 1 second in the video and crusty already make me laugh
I love this game but you make it even better!