It's "Okay" To Poison The Kids In Job Simulator VR

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  • @willisworkman1523
    @willisworkman1523 Před 3 lety +247

    The dislikes are from gordan Ramsey’s secret acounts

  • @Darthlevidious
    @Darthlevidious Před 3 lety +221

    "can I read you today's specials, I've got 1 soup and two delayed abortions" Crusty you are an absolute madman. I love it.

  • @rensv7928
    @rensv7928 Před 3 lety +405

    You know what they say:
    You can't spell poison without 'son'

  • @ToppyDreemurr
    @ToppyDreemurr Před 2 lety +77

    "Hang on, I'm developing feelings of hatred."
    Never fails to make me laugh

  • @cheeseburber4899
    @cheeseburber4899 Před 3 lety +167

    Ahh the god of comedy himself but
    I’ll drown you in the fish tank
    -crusty 2020

  • @Pyrodorah
    @Pyrodorah Před 3 lety +111

    "Oh the health inspector is here."
    Crusty holding poisoned tea: Does he want tea?

  • @kiritadoshi
    @kiritadoshi Před 3 lety +125

    It’s a good day when crusty uploads. His ability to compartmentalize his different performances/vibe on the various games, while still making them immediately recognizable as “Crusty” is phenomenal. Truly a born performer.

  • @kravengaming3297
    @kravengaming3297 Před 3 lety +36

    As a cook myself, i can attest that this was very acurrate to how things work in a restaurant. And such a perfect representation of the way customers are viewed. Sheerest of perfections.

  • @caveman8971
    @caveman8971 Před 3 lety +489

    "Todays specials one soup and 2 delayed abortions" hands down best thing I've heard today well done good sir a good laugh to end my day 😂😂

    • @SoundwaveSuperior1991
      @SoundwaveSuperior1991 Před 3 lety +6

      I did die laughing when I heard that I might have to steal it for future use 😂

    • @charlesdolling25
      @charlesdolling25 Před 3 lety +4

      You are wrong that was the best thing you have heard

    • @fran7338
      @fran7338 Před 3 lety +2

      "Pete's souperia and abortion clinic, when the lost of yesterday *is today sauce*

    • @Ericstone00
      @Ericstone00 Před 3 lety

      4:30 KEEP PRESSING IT!

    • @meganfrancis862
      @meganfrancis862 Před 3 lety

      Do you not want A piece of meat in my soup

  • @ricardoalmeida1951
    @ricardoalmeida1951 Před 3 lety +33

    "Hang on, I'm developing feelings of hatred." 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nopity3057
    @nopity3057 Před 3 lety +93

    Darth Vader: "I prefer the direct approach when it comes to killing children."

  • @jazzy7938
    @jazzy7938 Před 3 lety +180

    As usual , bringing comedy to quarantine for everyone's lives 😂👏

    • @poofy1655
      @poofy1655 Před 2 lety

      Oh,u guys in July RN? OHHhHh Trust me quarantine is gonna get wayyyy worse

    • @davidmatthewsmith429
      @davidmatthewsmith429 Před 2 lety

      No you

    • @poofy1655
      @poofy1655 Před 2 lety

      @@davidmatthewsmith429 @youmissedtbejoke

  • @kainelivesay25
    @kainelivesay25 Před 3 lety +108

    This is the most entertaining midlife crisis I’ve ever seen.

  • @kitsu1379
    @kitsu1379 Před 3 lety +9

    "...I'm developing feelings of hated. I predict a customer will arrive..." since I started working in retail 2 years ago, I can honestly relate to this statement more then I would like.

  • @kylenu8311
    @kylenu8311 Před 3 lety +96

    "Awww that's so sweet, now they're gonna run out and get hit by a vehicle.
    ...I'm so lonely"
    Aren't we all 🙃

    • @deanaanderson7953
      @deanaanderson7953 Před 2 lety +4

      “Sir are you aware that this steak is a piece of s___?”

  • @enhancereal
    @enhancereal Před 3 lety +31

    I remember when I started watching you when you were at 10K it's insane that you're already at 130K!

    • @ollie4425
      @ollie4425 Před 3 lety +1

      yeah but did u watch his old channel, yeah thats what i Thought

    • @eriksonne8706
      @eriksonne8706 Před 3 lety +2

      That's because there are two types of people: People who follow Crusty and people who haven't heard of him yet ;)

    • @YoWsgDex
      @YoWsgDex Před 3 lety +1

      @@eriksonne8706 theres about 5 billion people who haven't subbed to Crusty... yet ;)

  • @NatashaWinland
    @NatashaWinland Před 3 lety +10

    A disco toasty. 😂 I just love the English accent so much. Good work as usual crusty

  • @Ricky-mn8eu
    @Ricky-mn8eu Před rokem +7

    I love it when crusty just completely looses it and just starts yelling at everyone. I love your stuff man

  • @motosagela
    @motosagela Před 3 lety +9

    "Shall I read you today's specials? I got one soup, and two delayed abortions" @4:32 hahahahaha

  • @stevehensley6969
    @stevehensley6969 Před 3 lety +39

    “That’s a very unrealistic stereotype and I am offended by it.” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @letsgochamp3253
    @letsgochamp3253 Před 3 lety +49

    At first I thought he was playing a character, Now I think quarantine has got to him.

  • @ghostpants4081
    @ghostpants4081 Před 3 lety +3

    Satan watching Crusty videos: I just wanna say that I'm a huge fan

  • @liability3736
    @liability3736 Před 3 lety +2

    Ramdom Robot:That's got to be the greatest Robot I've ever seen.
    Crusty: Or so it seens.

  • @AnnoyingTiger888
    @AnnoyingTiger888 Před 3 lety +4

    You are so damn precious. I lost it when you noticed the bread shaped handle ♡

  • @ianelder1648
    @ianelder1648 Před 3 lety +3

    Every time I watch you I think of jack sparrow when he’s had to much rum

  • @dryturkeymemes2195
    @dryturkeymemes2195 Před 3 lety +4

    That joke at the end was brilliant

  • @jackdog06
    @jackdog06 Před 3 lety +3

    Oh god the tomatoes joke really got me.

  • @t0x2in
    @t0x2in Před 3 lety +4

    I’m I the only one that thinks his voice is so calming

    • @Yourlovelyghost
      @Yourlovelyghost Před 3 lety

      Nope, I completely agree!

    • @zeeshanmiah6493
      @zeeshanmiah6493 Před 2 lety +1

      I love his voice it sounds like me after taco bell and taking laxatives

  • @strawberryshake8509
    @strawberryshake8509 Před 3 lety +4

    You should make a playlist of all the songs you've ever sang while doing vids 😂

  • @johnseder7840
    @johnseder7840 Před 3 lety +9

    9:41 this rant is the best thing I've heard all week

  • @cottontailfetish2305
    @cottontailfetish2305 Před 4 měsíci +1

    15:28 'GET COOKING' *shits out meatballs onto the table*

  • @thekingofdarknessandlight4290

    Ya know, despite the fact that I’ll probably suffer from multiple different levels of painful food poisoning and/or death, I’d still go to Crusty’s restaurant.
    I mean the service seems excellent, and who doesn’t love watching a crazy guy cook?

  • @Chudwaffle945
    @Chudwaffle945 Před 3 lety +7

    Crusty never disappoints

  • @Jimothyjohns
    @Jimothyjohns Před 3 lety +3

    8:20 based on Crusty’s Twitter, I feel like he is speaking from experience

  • @maisyy5408
    @maisyy5408 Před 2 lety +2

    "I'll drown you in the fish tank.... but first we wash our hands"

  • @MissMadiaonLOLZ
    @MissMadiaonLOLZ Před 5 měsíci +1

    "Have some meat to hold you in, he's dead inside"😂😂😂

  • @The_Archi-Tech
    @The_Archi-Tech Před 3 lety +6

    Me:sees title
    Also me: ok

  • @DMMacaw
    @DMMacaw Před 3 lety +20

    I'll drown you in that tank. I like him already

  • @tula.xgaxha4938
    @tula.xgaxha4938 Před 3 lety +2

    Yes! I was waiting for this! After the ads I will enjoy this ;w;

  • @ragnar2068
    @ragnar2068 Před 3 lety +6

    He reminds me of Jack Sparrow

  • @Kuasar9
    @Kuasar9 Před 3 lety +20

    "have some meat to hold you over" *Throws meat at a child* "oh he felt nothing he is dead inside"
    *child*

    • @IcarusOFFlame
      @IcarusOFFlame Před 3 lety

      To be fair, he threw meat at an offensive British stereotype.

  • @autismgaming5311
    @autismgaming5311 Před 3 lety +22

    Hey crusty love the vids I’m getting a psvr for Christmas and am going to play surgeon simulatori sugest you play it

    • @babaloo8252
      @babaloo8252 Před 3 lety +1

      He has

    • @kiritadoshi
      @kiritadoshi Před 3 lety

      Just a fair warning, Psvr really only has game exclusive (oculus has their own slew of exclusives) to hold over other various systems. Imo a better choice would be the oculus quest. They are around the same price and the quest does not require a pc to play. There are credible links (as the website that has reported them have a history of leaking correct information regarding Oculus) that say an upgraded oculus quest is in full production this month (if I remember correctly, for sure this summer). If these leaks are in fact true then it might even be a good choice to wait until the VR system (most likely) releases around Christmas. I have used PSVR and an Oculus Rift S (the rift s is comparable to the oculus quest) and personally I would choose the oculus any day. There are various reasons but they boil down to the PlayStation systems limits and...what can only be described as general worser quality. So again I’d research a bit more (if you haven’t already) before deciding. PSVR has its own little corner in the VR world and that has its advantages (mostly on game exclusives) as well as its disadvantages.

    • @absoluteboyo226
      @absoluteboyo226 Před 3 lety

      Kirito Tadoshi yeah i’m going to save up for an oculus quest and i’m getting the 128 gigabyte one even tho apparently games don’t take up that much storage

    • @chubster3271
      @chubster3271 Před 3 lety

      Autism Gaming get a oculus quest. its very good, no wires and no pc. rlly good.

    • @chubster3271
      @chubster3271 Před 3 lety

      Shrek • 8 years ago get the 64 gb oculus quest. cause if you run out of storage you can just attach a hardrive to your headset and put your games into the hardrive. thats what i did and it worked well. i attached it to the back of the headset as it helps balance the headset. (the headset is slightly front-heavy)

  • @CakeWorld2342
    @CakeWorld2342 Před 8 měsíci +1

    'That's really sweet now they're gonna go run out and get hit by a vehicle'😂😂😂💀💀💀

  • @blakelindsay9321
    @blakelindsay9321 Před 3 lety +1

    You know what they say you can’t forget soap in the tea:
    Special drink

  • @floppa_whoppa9191
    @floppa_whoppa9191 Před 3 lety +5

    “Okay”

  • @forgotten453
    @forgotten453 Před 2 lety +4

    As soon as I watched that animation I want to watch the original for the 1700 thousand time I’m not complaining tho I will always love your videos keep up the good work and don’t give up because your Chanel is gold 😂😅👏🏼👏🏼

  • @elainebyrne9987
    @elainebyrne9987 Před 10 měsíci +1

    “I just bit into a whole bloody orange”💀
    8:20

  • @The_musical_gamer
    @The_musical_gamer Před 7 měsíci +1

    Such as but not limited to dying has made me laugh harder than I have all year

  • @schokoschock5916
    @schokoschock5916 Před 3 lety +5

    Your videos are great and so funny!
    I just love your videos!
    Or in German :
    Ich liebe deine Videos einfach nur!
    Greetings from Germany

  • @dragonnestking3418
    @dragonnestking3418 Před 3 lety +6

    Once again, Jack Sparrow returns to make us laugh.

  • @peterfreeman5121
    @peterfreeman5121 Před 8 měsíci +1

    “I never used to drink, and then I started working here five minutes ago.”
    I can’t stop laughing at this line

  • @kaidenflint4557
    @kaidenflint4557 Před 3 lety +4

    I was watching another CZcams video then I seen that Crusty uploaded and left the other video ☺️😂

  • @jasongehman9020
    @jasongehman9020 Před 2 lety +6

    "I can do comedy."
    Bruh you are already comedy gold.
    This is a compliment.

  • @KelseyRBX
    @KelseyRBX Před 2 lety +4

    “Our new restaurant shall be a success,”
    “And if it is not, I’ll drown you in the fish tank”
    “But first, wash my hands..”

  • @big_beenie9632
    @big_beenie9632 Před 3 lety +1

    Never seen a chef as good as he each plate is a masterpiece

  • @class397official
    @class397official Před 6 měsíci +1

    3 years later and its still funny 😂

  • @Lustie
    @Lustie Před 3 lety +12

    When he stuck his head in the microwave
    God I felt that

  • @williamnanney4799
    @williamnanney4799 Před 3 lety +6

    16:30 That was actually incredible! I dunno what I was expecting. Can you please do stand up comedy? You are great at comedy. You have achieved comedy. Comedy is great.

  • @Kiwigirl12
    @Kiwigirl12 Před 2 lety

    9:38 “we get a free cake right” “uhh no” this had my dying 🤣

  • @elaxerblaxer
    @elaxerblaxer Před rokem

    15:56 I love how the Gordon Ramsey bot just interrupts him and insults him lmao!
    15:35 lmao

  • @mexicanbatman8157
    @mexicanbatman8157 Před 3 lety +4

    I Imagine the FBI has a file on him

  • @brysik7895
    @brysik7895 Před 3 lety +7

    "I mean, I've eaten a lot worse than this" I'm dead

  • @cottontailfetish2305
    @cottontailfetish2305 Před 4 měsíci +1

    14:38 *place burning down* 14:49 'BLOODY HELL THE PLACE IS ON FIRE'

  • @yeetknight5639
    @yeetknight5639 Před 3 lety +1

    Really appreciate youre work on the job

  • @miobiuscrimson2828
    @miobiuscrimson2828 Před 3 lety +6

    When I first read the title I was like wtf? But then I saw that it's Crusty and was like "yeah, he might as well do that".

  • @Watcher-xf3nr
    @Watcher-xf3nr Před 2 lety +4

    He's like Jack Sparrow mixed with Cicero with anger issues while also being drunk.

  • @KrispyRodent
    @KrispyRodent Před 2 lety +1

    This guys voice is absolutely amazing

  • @DaSauceDatsBoss
    @DaSauceDatsBoss Před 3 lety +1

    "They are really stepping on ta-my -toes"

  • @eriksonne8706
    @eriksonne8706 Před 3 lety +4

    An ancient Norse legend says that everytime Crusty poisons a child, a kitten gets its wings

  • @JosephJoestar-of3vm
    @JosephJoestar-of3vm Před 3 lety +6

    He sound like a modern-day jack Sparrow & murdoc from Gorillaz

  • @The-True-KingYT
    @The-True-KingYT Před 2 lety +1

    6:26
    Captain Jack Sparrow impersonator discovers he has Fortune III Enchant

  • @joannaqafmolla3395
    @joannaqafmolla3395 Před 5 měsíci

    “ Why are you throwing your balls at me” I cant stop laughing 😂😂

  • @jacklazer2301
    @jacklazer2301 Před 3 lety +7

    " I've got 1 soup and 2 delayed abortions "
    I think Crusty found a new way to.... Bring butterflies to his garden

  • @storyteller6348
    @storyteller6348 Před 3 lety +5

    Gday

    • @salty5364
      @salty5364 Před 3 lety

      Rift Matrix congrats on you being first

    • @salty5364
      @salty5364 Před 3 lety

      Oh and I liked his comment

  • @Kitsune-gx7km
    @Kitsune-gx7km Před 3 lety +4

    Can you please do some more surgeon simulator?
    Ps. You are the funnest CZcamsr I’ve known for so long. Please never stop playing. Also goddamn you’re tall.

  • @xhybridcreationx
    @xhybridcreationx Před 3 lety

    I needed this today thank you very much sir

  • @LostWolf911
    @LostWolf911 Před 3 lety +5

    The moment when your trying to say something funny but you just can’t think of anything oh boy this is awkward

    • @JackSilver1410
      @JackSilver1410 Před 3 lety +1

      Having trouble being funny? I can give you a hand.

    • @LostWolf911
      @LostWolf911 Před 3 lety +1

      Rj Peterson that would be great

  • @Ultimate_Kars
    @Ultimate_Kars Před 3 lety +3

    1:24 Crusty is a secret Sith confirmed.

  • @johnmarkarth2249
    @johnmarkarth2249 Před 2 lety

    “Where’s the rat poison?! Cactus will do.” I like this I think I’ll steal this

  • @peteshaw5007
    @peteshaw5007 Před 3 lety +1

    this channel makes me deal with life

  • @pumaperfectgaming9654
    @pumaperfectgaming9654 Před 3 lety +3

    *I forgot he doesn't live in America. So when he said, "Just throw it on the street!" He meant it. It's not taboo. I forgot people throw things on the street other places. I- I have to si- wait. I'm already in bed. My heads spinning. I- what kind of horrors have I taken as comedy?! Why?! I just- can't.*

  • @thedreadfort
    @thedreadfort Před 22 dny +1

    The olive on the. samwich looks like the tf2 sanvich

  • @silkeeyermann6514
    @silkeeyermann6514 Před rokem +2

    an pizza with apple souce hahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahhahaahahahaha🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ImKent
    @ImKent Před 3 lety +1

    The intro already told me this video will be 👌

  • @andyknotek1123
    @andyknotek1123 Před 5 měsíci

    I’m sick rn and I don’t care that every time I laugh I do not care that cough violently these videos are still very funny.

  • @Whimsy3692
    @Whimsy3692 Před 3 lety +1

    *literally watches 3 videos by IAmCrusty, subscribes three days later*
    *sips wine cooler*
    Me: You're on your way, kid.

  • @swainswanson6235
    @swainswanson6235 Před rokem +1

    "Where's the pot? Where's the pot?! We got a pot? Gimme a pot! There's the pot..." - would truly be a weird thing to hear being said, although with --Jack Sparrow-- Crusty, it's perfectly normal

    • @OrdinaryA330
      @OrdinaryA330 Před rokem +1

      This is easiest for you and main course of the vocab bit late but it was the vocab bit late for you and main course of action to whatever you want me to whatever is easiest for you to come and the vocab bit late for you and main character is easiest to whatever is easiest for the maze of support and the maze runner beans in my phone number is a plot or story that relates to whatever is easiest for you to get a good day for you and main character was a kid is easiest for you to whatever is easiest for you to get a good night's sleep and main character in a show of support and the maze runner beans in my phone number is a plot or story.

    • @swainswanson6235
      @swainswanson6235 Před rokem +1

      @@OrdinaryA330 The first time you were able and you had to do something about the situation you had in your mind and I think that was the first thing you said you had done to make sure that I didn't do something that was going on with your mind that was not what I wanted you did to make you happy I was not trying for anything that I did to hurt your heart and you didn't do it for you to hurt my heart I just want to be with me I want you and you want me and you want you want to do something that I don't care I don't care about anything I don't want to do nothing you.

    • @OrdinaryA330
      @OrdinaryA330 Před rokem +1

      @@swainswanson6235 And the vocab bit late for you

    • @swainswanson6235
      @swainswanson6235 Před rokem +1

      @@OrdinaryA330 The first time you were able and you had to do something.

  • @frosted5603
    @frosted5603 Před 3 lety

    0:34 IAmCrusty: oh you felt nothing, hes dead inside
    Me: Same

  • @UltraNinja
    @UltraNinja Před 2 lety

    This is first video I've seen from you and fuck it's hilarious. I also really like how your voice sounds. You got an extra subscriber!

  • @MafiaWallyIsHere
    @MafiaWallyIsHere Před rokem

    Crusty's voice gives me the wolf from into the woods vibes and I'm loving it

  • @veldajones2966
    @veldajones2966 Před 11 měsíci

    Crusty changed quickly when chef bob Ramsey appeared

  • @anniemejasegetliv6398

    I just found you on CZcams yesterday and you are now the only one I watch now lol ♥️

  • @snowwfox9209
    @snowwfox9209 Před 3 lety +1

    This is my first time watching him and he sounds like a funny Jack sparrow

  • @savannahval9008
    @savannahval9008 Před 3 lety

    I think the job simulator videos are one of my favorites! Thanks Crusty!!!

    • @OrdinaryA330
      @OrdinaryA330 Před rokem

      This is to get a plot or story that relates to the maze runner beans on it and main course of action to whatever you want to play in the maze runner beans in my phone is to whatever is easiest for you and main character is easiest to get a plot and main character in a plot or story that relates to the vocab bit more about it when I was a kid is to whatever is easiest for you to get a plot and the vocab bit more about it when I was a kid is to whatever is easiest for you and main character in a show of support and the maze runner beans in my phone number.

  • @urfavmintyfs
    @urfavmintyfs Před 11 měsíci

    Your job simulator videos never get old

  • @TrailofRuin
    @TrailofRuin Před 3 lety

    Crusty makes me smile and laugh out loud evertime.. I salute you sir! (Chopping off my own hand and waving it in the air)

  • @marik2593
    @marik2593 Před 3 lety

    Thanks so much for listening to your subs! You are awesome man, keep up the amazing work! Love your videos

    • @OrdinaryA330
      @OrdinaryA330 Před rokem

      Ok cool I'll be there in the first time since I was almost there is a plot or story that relates to whatever is easiest for you to get a good night's sleep and main course at a time when the maze runner beans on it and main character in a show of support and the maze runner beans in my phone number is a plot or story that relates to whatever is easiest for you.

  • @chuckman1408
    @chuckman1408 Před 2 lety

    “You need to clean this place up!” “Why It’s fine” proceeds to look down at the Shattered dishes and the stove burning

    • @OrdinaryA330
      @OrdinaryA330 Před rokem

      Ok thanks for you to get a good night's sleep and main course at a time when the maze runner beans in my phone number is a plot or story that relates to whatever is easiest for the first time since I was almost there is a plot or story that relates to whatever is easiest for you.

  • @Coelhone46
    @Coelhone46 Před 3 lety +1

    litterally passed 1 second in the video and crusty already make me laugh

  • @einoutlier810
    @einoutlier810 Před 3 lety

    I love this game but you make it even better!