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  • čas přidán 11. 12. 2021
  • Serial Golden Globes winner and presenter Ricky Gervais remembers that weird kid at school who was a fan of bestiality.
    Taken from Ricky Gervais' debut stand-up special Animals.
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Komentáře • 111

  • @hugelpook
    @hugelpook Před 2 lety +487

    It was all you Ricky, wasn't it.

    • @bradderzj4568
      @bradderzj4568 Před rokem +2

      😭

    • @edwardaf893
      @edwardaf893 Před rokem +6

      yeah the old man as well, rumors say he'd do it with the dog on the Afterlife set

  • @zwe4
    @zwe4 Před rokem +50

    the good ol’ “my friend” tactic.

  • @braedenmclean5304
    @braedenmclean5304 Před 2 lety +278

    “When you get captured by cannibals” I love that sentence because it assumes that at some point before he dies Ricky *Will* get captured by cannibals and has no choice in the matter.

    • @milosit
      @milosit Před 2 lety +6

      Yes, but would the cannibals be put off by Ricky tasting a bit funny?

    • @benspiller455
      @benspiller455 Před 2 lety

      Explaining the joke ruins it.

    • @nuzayerov
      @nuzayerov Před rokem +1

      @@milosit , you deserve an applause for that one. XD

  • @aussie8114
    @aussie8114 Před 2 lety +94

    That fly thing doesn’t work. The fly keeps falling off.

    • @michelveenstra1819
      @michelveenstra1819 Před rokem +11

      or so youve heard right

    • @Tall-Hobbit
      @Tall-Hobbit Před rokem +1

      @@michelveenstra1819 right?

    • @tekarock
      @tekarock Před rokem +2

      Had to be an aussie! 😂😂 with double “s”

    • @jonathanplastow5220
      @jonathanplastow5220 Před rokem

      Not if you put your Foreskin over it! 👍

    • @bruceinmyheart
      @bruceinmyheart Před rokem +1

      @@jonathanplastow5220 I'm so glad I got the internet to teach me all these valuable life hacks. 😁

  • @Diogisan
    @Diogisan Před 2 lety +90

    The halibut pun got me

    • @bigmingus8049
      @bigmingus8049 Před 2 lety

      Read this as it came up 😂

    • @moonrockinmynose5689
      @moonrockinmynose5689 Před 2 lety +2

      Could you explain this joke to a non-native speaker?

    • @Diogisan
      @Diogisan Před 2 lety +1

      @@moonrockinmynose5689 halibut is a type of fish

    • @moonrockinmynose5689
      @moonrockinmynose5689 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Diogisan That much I know. What I dont get is what makes it funny in that context.

    • @Diogisan
      @Diogisan Před 2 lety

      @@moonrockinmynose5689 fish puns are just funny

  • @harshbarj
    @harshbarj Před rokem +6

    "knob end island" lol XD

  • @JosephSchneider26
    @JosephSchneider26 Před 2 lety +52

    Ah yes, the great tragedy of Cumpeji. Finally someone re-members.

  • @YouChwb
    @YouChwb Před 2 lety +162

    The fly scenario is an ancient joke.

    • @michaelgallagher3640
      @michaelgallagher3640 Před 2 lety +17

      Ever joke is an a ancient joke.

    • @darkfoxxbunyip
      @darkfoxxbunyip Před 2 lety

      Giving credence to the fossilized caveman junk theory.

    • @suveersingh2871
      @suveersingh2871 Před 2 lety +3

      Ah yes thelonelyisland

    • @KnowThyself619
      @KnowThyself619 Před 2 lety +2

      @@michaelgallagher3640 nope

    • @foeke8740
      @foeke8740 Před rokem +1

      @@michaelgallagher3640 No, for example the brilliant fishdick joke, thought of by Eric Cartman was brand new at the time. Comedy gold that was.

  • @JargonMadjin
    @JargonMadjin Před 2 lety +37

    If the lower body of a mermaid is a fish tail you probably couldn't even bed one anyway

    • @GuardianSoulkeeper
      @GuardianSoulkeeper Před 2 lety +4

      Hold my mead.

    • @organicleaf
      @organicleaf Před 2 lety +4

      there are other holes

    • @yungthug2403
      @yungthug2403 Před 2 lety +2

      Then how does it give birth? Where does its eggs or live birth come from?

    • @organicleaf
      @organicleaf Před 2 lety +3

      @@yungthug2403 maybe they vomit up an egg, like roger did in american dad

    • @yungthug2403
      @yungthug2403 Před 2 lety

      organicleaf then that’s how she’s bedded, her mouth, the hole could be anywhere, and that’s how to bed her, the hole could also be at the fish tail, so to Jargon, yes you can bed one ☝🏻

  • @maryambintghassani2341
    @maryambintghassani2341 Před 2 lety +4

    "When you get captured by cannibals....", says the defeatist.

  • @layeththesmacketh
    @layeththesmacketh Před rokem +1

    😮😂 I am never going to look at a fly the same way again.

  • @danwic
    @danwic Před 2 lety +19

    Nut magma 🤣

  • @atropa7342
    @atropa7342 Před 2 lety +20

    Not going to lie why would you cook it was what I first thought aswell

  • @albatross5466
    @albatross5466 Před rokem +1

    Ricky knew some weird guys. There's a shock.

  • @billhawkins192
    @billhawkins192 Před 2 lety +5

    I stroked my uncle's baby rabbit too quickly and it was sick on me.

  • @ianh1504
    @ianh1504 Před rokem +12

    You could always go around the backdoor on a mermaid, but that might get a little crappie
    😎

  • @garysnell47
    @garysnell47 Před 2 lety +11

    Knob island

  • @spaceghost8904
    @spaceghost8904 Před 2 lety +20

    Its a Rodney Rude joke

  • @stephaniediazcortez3192
    @stephaniediazcortez3192 Před 2 lety +1

    The broleños

  • @K1lostream
    @K1lostream Před rokem +8

    The mermaid shag has to be top-half fish, because if its bottom-half fish then there's no minge.
    For fuck's sake Gervais, think about it.

    • @TP-sf5mk
      @TP-sf5mk Před rokem

      still a mouth

    • @foeke8740
      @foeke8740 Před rokem

      Think about it? Who is seducing who? Who should be flexible on the matter. Ricky isn't.

  • @ricead
    @ricead Před rokem +1

    Not met Miramda from Red Dwarf then

  • @SuperCosty2010
    @SuperCosty2010 Před rokem

    Thank Robert Eggers the mermaid question is solved now

  • @ianh1504
    @ianh1504 Před rokem +1

    You never get to stick it in the mermaid, they lure you to your death...?

  • @Jesse__H
    @Jesse__H Před 2 lety +18

    egg magma. 😐

  • @nonutemperor
    @nonutemperor Před rokem

    My fly is drowning

  • @theoldproject7394
    @theoldproject7394 Před rokem

    I bet many people tried that technique after this video....

  • @stephaniediazcortez1892

    She can't help u

  • @ArmandoVictorForno
    @ArmandoVictorForno Před rokem +1

    M-egg-ma

  • @stephaniediazcortez3192
    @stephaniediazcortez3192 Před 2 lety +3

    That's beastiality

  • @politeink5342
    @politeink5342 Před rokem

    Didn’t get the crab part

  • @stephaniediazcortez3192
    @stephaniediazcortez3192 Před 2 lety +2

    I hurt u because I love you

  • @NinjaOnANinja
    @NinjaOnANinja Před 2 lety +12

    He won't leave his nose alone.
    Pills mate.

    • @Kozuu7
      @Kozuu7 Před 2 lety

      Cocaine is a helluva drug

    • @joepopplewell680
      @joepopplewell680 Před 2 lety +5

      Or maybe he just had a runny nose and didn't have a tissue? Not everything is drugs, and wouldn't it be powder if he's sniffing his nose, not pills?

    • @NinjaOnANinja
      @NinjaOnANinja Před 2 lety

      @@joepopplewell680 the pills make you sniff too. Also, you do know that the pills are the powder but in a hard pill shape, right?

    • @srlkiller
      @srlkiller Před 2 lety +4

      @@NinjaOnANinja opiate nose itch… he’s joked about being on pain killers and drinking before while on a chat show but obviously always hard to tell with a comedian. could just be his natural mannerisms also… i have adhd n sometimes i tend to catch myself moving a lot in that way too without meaning too. who knows & tbh at this point who cares 🤷🏽‍♀️

  • @houssemsaied3467
    @houssemsaied3467 Před rokem +1

    can someone pleaaase explain the halibun joke, I don't get it.

    • @SirOddball
      @SirOddball Před rokem +1

      I'd do it just for the 'halibut' (i.e. just for the hell of it)

  • @stephaniediazcortez1892

    U pay them

  • @somebodyoncetoldme1704

    eggma

  • @stephaniediazcortez1892

    U need to pay her

  • @stephaniediazcortez1892

    Does the mermaid get paid

  • @stephaniediazcortez1892

    And if u can't pay her

  • @stephaniediazcortez1892

    Ted

  • @edwardhunts
    @edwardhunts Před 2 lety +30

    So, after all his material he finally made me laugh with his halibut joke. I guess one laugh is better than none...

    • @mac7083
      @mac7083 Před 2 lety +71

      You must be a yank if you don’t get Ricky

    • @philiphudgens4726
      @philiphudgens4726 Před 2 lety +37

      The only one in your life, I'd wager.

    • @Roseland8
      @Roseland8 Před 2 lety +1

      @@mac7083 he's stole a lot of stuff off merchant and pilkington

    • @johannes_vwa
      @johannes_vwa Před 2 lety +2

      @@Roseland8 really?

    • @spinny003
      @spinny003 Před 2 lety +5

      @@Roseland8 Well if you're talking about the podcast, Ricky instigated a lot of the humour. He believes in writing what you know, so if his friends happen to be comedians, it's not unfathomable that they'd have similar experiences.

  • @stephaniediazcortez3192
    @stephaniediazcortez3192 Před 2 lety +2

    See why you are on house arrest

  • @stephaniediazcortez1892

    She's not helping u

  • @stephaniediazcortez1892

    She's not Working for free

  • @fckfn2452
    @fckfn2452 Před 2 lety +3

    I can't date someone lol coz my parents don't like so now I'm watching merried people. When they done I ask again to date maybe they will say yes. 😋

    • @PheonixHDz
      @PheonixHDz Před 2 lety +10

      What's that got to do with the video? 😂

  • @guyincognito2522
    @guyincognito2522 Před rokem

    racemixing is a sin...

  • @garethatkinson8325
    @garethatkinson8325 Před 2 lety +1

    Jesus is lord! Çome back Ricky!

  • @MaBMT78
    @MaBMT78 Před rokem +2

    Is this supposed to be funny?

    • @shac0le
      @shac0le Před rokem

      Why you clicked on it if you dont find Ricky funny?

    • @MaBMT78
      @MaBMT78 Před rokem

      @@shac0le How could I know this guy was not funny before watching him? I never heard of him.

    • @JamEast
      @JamEast Před rokem

      @@MaBMT78 if ur over the age of 10 and you have never heard of him you live under a rock

  • @giggino843
    @giggino843 Před 2 lety +4

    Extremely Nazi. why is The Telegraph not allowing any comments on any CZcams videos.

    • @aaroncousins4750
      @aaroncousins4750 Před 2 lety +15

      Thats got nothing to do with this video you muppet

    • @mrpresident8546
      @mrpresident8546 Před 2 lety

      "extremely Nazi" is maybe the dumbest fucking way to say you don't like something. Also that has absolutely nothing to do with this video