Kingpin's Origin but Everything is a product of his WEIGHT
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- "Because of my weight."
The Kingpin of crime himself recalls the days of his obesity.
I made all the captions, inspired by a lot of the amazing comments below.
I don't own the original clip obviously.
Note to the CZcams Team:
This doesn't fall into "Reused Content" because it is, under CZcams's definition of what is allowed to monetize, "A funny or thoughtful revision of content you didn't originally create".
Though it may appear unedited at first, scrolling into the comments for a moment will make it clear that there are many edits hidden throughout, that are subtle for the sake of comedy. Every utterance of "because of my weight" is an edit of the original clip that changes the context. "Fat" is also edited. Additionally, much of the clip is cut down for good pacing. All of these changes give the video an entirely different essence, and it can definitely be classified as "a funny revision". - Komedie
WOW!! 500k veiws! All my other vids average around 100-400, so this exploding out of knowhere is just insane to me.
I love seeing everyone's reactions, how much it made them laugh. It genuinely makes my day! I really couldn't ask for a better audience.
If you guys could get me over that 1,000 subscriber finish line it would mean the WORLD to me! I'm so close.
Thanks for everything!! Love all you guys.
Can you do more from the 90’s spider-man 😂
Probably, I'm thinking of making a sequel!
I'll consider but I am not sure...because of my weight
Sacrifices must be made.
U should made at the end weight must be made
“I wanted to gain weight. I failed because of my weight.”
Such a vicious cycle. I can see why he turned to crime.
Poor Willie. Literally couldn't win.
you could say he was crushed by the weight of the situation xD
Sorry son, that's just the *weight* things are!
The duality of life
If only he cutted before he bulked
I like how his villain origin story is not being able to do a pull up
Because of his weight.
“You are a worthless piece a’shit, Pyle! Get out of my face!”
One pull-up Private Pyle!
@@lgrace3874 Considering vincent d Onofrio played both kingpin and private pyle, this comment is platinum
Many such cases
He eradicated all records of his weight because he's deeply ashamed of the years when he weighed less than 400 pounds and doesn't want anybody to know.
That got me
You and the comment section have done more to flesh out F A T than this episode did.
Or if you're European, less than 180 kilograms.
@@MarvinPowell1 thank you
See, a novice would have just slathered the line onto every piece of dialogue and called it a day. You used it like a master, not too much, but enough to be silly. Bravo.
This guy gets it!!
Also got to love how it's layered/reverbed during the first utterance, and the Ehh eyugh noise is added in a second time just in case you didn't hear it the first time, seriously bravo, fantastic editing.
Just a happy little "my weight" bob ross would be proud
And thus, and masterpiece was born
So, I didn’t read the title carefully, and I don’t think I’d ever seen the original scene before. So, for the first half of the video, I genuinely thought that the repetition of “my weight” was part of the original dialogue UNTIL I read this comment.
Remember, kids: only YOU can prevent your own misunderstandings and misinterpretations, by reading CAREFULLY.
Fat's Father: Sorry, son. That's the weight things are.
“Eghh eghh”
MISSED OPPURTUNITY
You must carry the weight of your sins, son.
He had to weigh his options
Way less cringey than Angel in BF2042.
It's not always about the money Spider-Man, it's about M Y W E I G H T
Hell naw that shit sill af
“Let’s go weight, love the weight, hit a fat run baby.”
@@Circuitssmith weightlifting fans be like
@@Circuitssmith or a fat walk
1:21 ultimate spiderman quickly knew him as fat. He really laid on the jokes snowflakes would call fat shaming today.
1:22
"I used my WEIGHT to break into the law enforcement computer system"
That actually makes more sense than him mastering technology offscreen.
@@bigwinz and in the 90s
c o m p o o t e r
"Sit on the servers until you break in"
"I'm not sure how that will work, but I'll give it a try!"
@@JeeJ0LeeL NO PUNS UNTIL MARCH! YOU KNOW THE RULES
Yeah specially because the records were more likely to exist on physical support than digital. "Oh, looks like we lost the digital format, ask the intern to make a new migration of data from the records."
The absolute funniest part to me is that Smythe considers him hacking into the law enforcement computer system to erase his weight information the most insidious thing he's ever done.
Makes me laugh every time I think about it
Not everyone can go the route of bioengineering the perfect physique.
Sacrifices must be made.
@@louisjeffs5317 because of his weight.
He used the weight to destroy the weight
"I knew you were fat, but this"
"Sacrifices must be made, because of my weight"
I had the same exact thoughts!
😂😂😂😂 goddamm
Kingpin in into the spider-verse: Gone mad because of the death of his wife, and kid.
Kingpin in Daredevil: Gone mad because of his childhood abuse, and scarring.
Kingpin in 90’s Spiderman: Gone mad because of his w e i g h t .
Sounds like a man gone mad because of society
and his weight.
And hilariously enough, the last one may have been obsessed with his WEIGHT, but at the same time he was the most powerful incarnation of them all.
@@mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853 truly, the truffle shuffle gives power to all who wield it.
Kingpin in the Ben Affleck Daredevil movie: *Puffs cigar charismatically then beats his own bodyguards to death for literally no reason*
@@PerfectAzrael We live in a society after all.
I genuinely love how Kingpin is the least logical supervillain to exist. He's ridiculously strong and durable, without any explanation other than him just being a big guy. Not to mention he magically learns to be a master hacker in prison that can code so well he can evade government detection and flip the economy upside down into his favor. The only explanation Marvel has given us about his general backstory is that he's fat.
His weight class is superhuman.
Yeah. He didn’t fall into a vat of electric eels, have robot arms take over his body, or get possessed by alien goo. He’s just… large. Because of his weight.
"Least logical supervillain." Have you heard of Armless Tiger Man?
@@ianfinrir8724 Surely you just made that up.
@@JohnSmith-ox3gy Nope, see for yourself: czcams.com/video/7-TYzylSbyE/video.html
You know, even in the original version, Kingpin being ostracized by his peers is what caused him to seek approval from his criminal father only to be betrayed.
So canonically, everything *is* a product of his w e i g h t.
Bingo!
I love how kingpin can range from just a regular fat dude to a literal circle
Or a literal square in Spider-Verse. Man is a fridge with legs.
@@caldw615 Mans is a literal Thwomp from Mario.
Because of his W E I G H T.
@@chrisrockett5897 whomp but less flat?
@@caldw615, More like a man shaped Wallet to be honest. Actually no not just that! The guy is such the Heavyweight in riches alone he might as well be the whole safe! XD
"Hey, wanna play?"
"They all hated me, because of my weight."
Was that a Meet the Robinsons reference?
@@lucianhartt3123, What I thought too, noice👍
Kingpin being too fat to escape from the cops is both the best and worst supervillain origin story ever.
"I used my weight to break into the law enforcement computer system"
I like to imagine kingpin just violently slamming his dump truck badonkadonk into the keyboard.
As a programmer I know that is bound to work. No software tester has ever thought to check for this exploit. Never talk about this, if this got out it could be worse than The Millennium bug!
Wilson Thicc
@@Vaksharules1999 Extra thicc!
"The fingers you're using are too fat. Access Granted." Trophy Unlocked: Hefty Hacker
"I wanted to gain weight. I failed because of my weight." *Value cannot be above 999*
Now it makes sense.
Its because he was so fat, he coulding move his jaws because thet were too fat, therefore he coulding eat food, therefore he couldint gain more weight.
@@legorobert5378 Did you mean ‘couldn't/could not’?
@@PokefanGuquizUjixyz perhaps.
Typimg with a phone is hard when i jave these rock hard "U" shaped hands as a lego figure. Especially cuz im modeled after the stupidest lego figure of all of them, whichnis of course Lego Robert.
@@legorobert5378 Interesting. I feel this could be canon.
“I even took a new name: Fisk. But I quickly became known as, Fat.” Absolutely lost it
Because of his WEIGHT.
Steal comments much
@@dolefinz0789 What the literal fuck do you mean. He just quoted the video. How is that a stolen comment. You fucktards are gonna give me an aneurysm
@@hamzamemon3081 steal insults much
@@dolefinz0789 Nvm, it’s my fault for being baited by a virgin troll 🤷♂️
Joker (1989): Throw into a vat of chemicals
Joker (2019): Throw him into society
Kingpin (1994): Throw him into W E I G H T
Joker (2008): Throw him into a vat of anime memes, batman
Throw him into Macdonald's
@@user-hx7rb7up3g Nikocado Kingpincado
"It's not always about the money, Spiderman. It's about the W E I G H T."
*(Looks straight at the fourth wall/viewer)*
Love the weight baby let's go weight.
@@thereccher8746
Alright, hit a fat run baby let’s go weight.
"I used my *W E I G H T* to break into the law enforcement computer system and to eradicate all records of my *W E I G H T."*
What pure evil
The fact that here Smythe is so outraged by this and not about Kingpin killing his father like in the original version speaks volumes.
"I used *M Y W E I G H T* to destroy *M Y W E I G H T*
*B E C A U S E O F M Y W E I G H T*
@@bigfroggo2434 ( *Gasps* )
*compooter
The sound he makes when climbing up the stairs will forever make me laugh
Bruh every time, I can’t enough lmao
You mean ladder right??
@@andrewgarfield9898 right
Sometimes I wonder how much some of these VAs were paid back then
Just realized he does it twice.🤣
"Sacrifices must be made," he sneered, lifting his nonexistent neck as if to drive the point home.
Tbh I expected it to be: 'Sacrifices must be WEIGHT' XD
1:20 The unexpected FAT after hearing all the "weight"s made me laugh way too hard. Sometimes the funniest stuff doesn't need the craziest of editing.
Love ya man.
"I even took the new name: Fisk.
But I quickly became known as:
*F A T* "
i'm crying
"I used MY WEIGHT to break into the law enforcement system"
@@bagelbramble7335 "to eradicate all records of my *WEIGHT"*
Thats when I realized that the video was edited lmfaoooo
@@efazchowdhury3866 honestly I actually thought he said that in the show
Kingpin: I used the W E I G H T to destroy the *w e i g h t*
I can really sympathize with Fisk
BECAUSE OF MY WEIGHT
Lol
His isn’t Fisk it’s FAT
Im wheezing! 🤣
Because of my *W E I G H T. *
Fisk is a tragic villain...because of MY WEIGHT
This comment had me rolling
"I wanted to gain weight. I failed because of my weight"
_The dwarves delved too greedily, and too deep._
Nice Lord of the Rings reference Mellon.
@@MattJunewskiQuite right, mellon. Now what's the password for this goddamn door?!
melon lol
What's especially funny, though, is that it's not even necessarily wrong. He even got caught _because_ of his weight.
Spiderman: "What are you gonna do big boy? Sit on me? Ha!"
Kingpin: "Even the so-called "friendly neighborhood Spiderman" mistreats me because . . . of MY WEIGHT."
To be fair Kingpin isn't very friendly to the neighborhood 😂
@@-Teague- He wasn’t always. He was driven to a life of unfriendliness because of his WEIGHT.
Jameson is right, Spider Man is a menace! He picked on poor King Pin when all he was doing was being chonk
I read that in Tai Lung's voice
@@Abominatrix650 "Don't tempt me"
"I wanted to gain weight. I failed, because of my weight"
He maxed out his weight stat.
It's like poetry. They rhyme.
@@theuncalledfor, And even then that wasn't enough weight. He went full on WHOATEALLTHEPIES, BUFFMEUP, and FULLCLIP maxed out input of weight.
So let me get this straight, this kid wore the same outfit all the way into adulthood, and only changed into a suit after he spent time in prison? Are you sure his W E I G H T was the problem?
“I couldn’t shop for different types of clothes BECAUSE OF MY WEIGHT”
At least he lost his hair, BECAUSE OF HIS WEIGHT
0:51 “Sorry son, that’s the WEIGHT things are…!”
The additional eyugh eyugh really turned this from a masterpiece into a masterweight
Eyugh eyugh forever!!
Eugh eraugh ugharah urah!
I laughed so much that I lost weight....
BECAUSE OF MY WEIGHT
I bet he has a heavy conscience. The things he’s done must really weigh on his sanity. As the biggest criminal in New York, he has more than enough power to sit in his throne in Hell’s Kitchen.
"Sacrifices must be made... namely my health"
"I wanted to gain weight. I failed. Because of my weight."
Poetry.
Idk how this has so few views, this is a top tier ytp
Thanks!
Indeed it is
It's probably because of his weight.
Jedi shaggy, it’s an honor
I believe *SMAL* sums it up
"Sacrifices must be made," Kingpin says as he eats a toaster strudel with no icing, since he just used two icing packets on another one.
This is going to become more popular than the original origin story. It carries more W E I G H T.
His nickname at school was 'Big Willy'. Because of his weight.
Oh… was that why.
🤣🤣
@@Pon-PonG9 Because of his weight.
KingPeen
@@caldw615 Vanessa was very excited by his weight.
His weight is simultaneously his greatest asset, and his greatest flaw.
😂😂😂
"With great mass comes great W E I G H T. This is my gifts, my curses. Who am I? I'm FAT"
My weight is my Excalibur.
My weight is my Achilles heel.
The duality of weight.
Double Edged Weight.
I love Fat's entire worldview is based only around WEIGHT, so much so that the ONLY way he can think to describe his abusive, bank-robbing father who left him to rot in prison in place of him is "small"
“I’d sacrifice my own son, but I’ll never sacrifice MY WEIGHT”
- Wilson “FAT” Fisk, probably
This is a powerful work of art.
It carries so much WEIGHT.
_You're gonna carry that weight. See you on the other side, Fatboi._
The thing I love the most about the original is he complains about being Ostracised because of his *W E I G T* but it's literally just some kids playing with a busted fire hydrant, something even a fat kid can do, and he didn't even approach them, he walks all the way across town to join in on a bank robbery, like, maybe that's why you're ostracized mate, not because of your weight, because you would rather watch innocent people getting robbed, because of your weight.
Anyway I have been laughing for five minutes and the back of my neck really hurts because of my weight, great work!
Thanks so much dude!! Glad you liked it.
I figure it was either that or his haircut!
@@toxicbob2000 lmao true!
He doesn't walk all the way across town, he crosses the street, because he sees his dad at the bank. That was a child learning about his dad being a criminal, not excited to watch people getting robbed.
Sounds like you're pretty biased again this dude. Probably because of his w e i g h t.
I don't think his weight was the issue. I think it was that yee yee ass haircut of his.
“ I used my weight to break into the law enforcement computer system and eradicate all records of my weight!” Gee, what did he do, sit on the computer, destroying the hard drive?
He wanted to save the computer's weight by deleting system 32 so it could become his weight
“But I quickly became known as P H A T”
until half way through i didnt realize it was edited lmao
Because of your weight
Because of his weight
Because of their weight
Because of our weight
Because of the weight
1:31 And the moral of the story is:
"Sacrifices must be Weighed."
But then you fail to weigh them, because your belly is in the way and you can't reach the scales.
@@theuncalledfor in other words: because of your W E I G H T
@@AxtonTheObstagoon
Don't explain the joke...
1:09 missed opportunity for "By the time I got out, I've had acquired all my WEIGHT"
"4% of my body is fat. Allow me to show you what 300+ pounds of W E I G H T can do"
4% of his body is not fat
@@elfascisto6549 My bad. I rewatched the clip where he told Spidey. It's 2% fat, and 350lbs of muscle(WEIGHT).
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- "Sacrifices must be made".
Proceeds to show glorious double chin.
The extra chin added weight to the statement.
I just love the way his tone changes every time he says weight
W E I G H T
1:15 “I even took a new name: Fisk but I quickly became known as Fat!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love how it’s still a coherent story about an underdog who rose above and stopped at nothing to “gain weight”
*Tony Stark:* DISCOMBOBULATE
*KingPin:* MY WEIGHT
“I wanted to gain weight. I failed, because of my weight.”
Task failed successfully
Too fat to walk to the frudge smh
"Sacrifices must be made.
But never snackrifices."
"I used my WEIGHT to break into the law enforcement compooter system, and to eradicate ALL record of my WEIGHT" Kingpin knows his WEIGHT is his most precious tool, he cannot risk having the law enforcement network the exact measures of his WEIGHT, not out of shame, but out of intelligence.
I guess now we all understand the WEIGHT of his situation
"I quickly became known as... Fat!"
Perhaps that was because of his weight?
"I wanted to gain weight. I failed, because of my weight."
_When you're so overweight, you don't even have the strength to go gain more weight._
I've been waiting years for something like this.
It was worth the weight.
Ba dum tiss
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
aaaaaaaEEEEEEAAAAAAAUUUUOOOGGJJHHHHHH
Roscoe Lee Brown won an Emmy for his performance as KingPin, but I feel that he’s still underrated. His voice really made Kingpin a superstar villain instead of just a mob guy. He has a threatening voice mixed with a heavy dose of conviction and intelligence. It’s a gold star voice.
>heavy dose
Even in the comments, Kingpin can't escape being ostracized... Because of his WEIGHT.
He has a voice with weight.
1:22 Kingpin literally brute forced his way into the computer system.
Kingpin once tried to catch fish for dinner.
Sadly, he failed because of his bait.
I'd just like to point out Fisk saw his dad robbing a bank, and thought "I should run to him and wait outside like a lost dog"
Much respect for you phoning the ladder climbing in noise anyways after it got interrupted by Fat, because of his weight.
A man of good taste! Such a stupendous noise could not be left unheard.
The wheelchair guy has a similar backstory except everything happened because of his MULLET.
Nah it's because of his L E G S.
"I was lonely, ostracized because of my MULLET."
Let's not split hairs now...
If this tragic story can’t convince someone to lose weight then you are definitely not human.
Yeah man, I just realized every misfortune in my life has been because of my weight.
The funniest thing about this is that a lot of the edited lines are still completely accurate to his backstory
I love how “WEIGHT” and “FAT” are in all caps
I love how small and mOrE are typed too
This certainly adds weight to his backstory.
Now, he lies in weight for Spiderman to come to him.
"I even took a new name--Fisk!"
"But I quickly became known as *P H A T*
I used my weight to destroy my weight
Sorry son that's the weight it is
"It's not always about the money, Spider-Man.
It's about _my_ WEIGHT."
King-Pin, "Sacrifices must be made--"
Henchman, "Don't say it!"
King-Pin, "because of my weight."
Henchman, "ARGH!"
"I used my WEIGHT to break into the law enforcement compooter system, and eradicate ALL records of my WEIGHT"
Just imagine someone hacking law enforcement just to make them think they aren't fat
He is one of the most unique human beings on the planet...because of his WEIGHT...and is trying to start a life posing as a legitimate businessman. Any records of that WEIGHT in law enforcement databases, no matter what name was attached to it, would lead back to him, and thus needed to be eradicated.
sacrifices must be made, but not to his diet
Made me laugh
Love how he says "Compooter"
It’s now canon that whenever *F A T* gets a gun pointed at him he says: 0:56
EYugh Eurrr
"But WEIGHT! There's MORE!"
*Because of my weight.*
I wanted to skip this video, but couldn’t because of my weight
Yes weight prevented you from being a filthy video skipper!
2018: **builds a Super Collider to bring his family back**
1990’s: I wanted to gain *w e i g h t,* but I failed bEcAuSe Of My *_W E I G H T_*
'I knew you were [wide], but this...'
"Because of my... wait for it... WEIGHT for it............. weight."
I misheard this one part the first time. I thought he said, "I even took a new name: This. But I quickly became known as That."
This is everything!!! Also just wanna say that Roscoe Lee Browne's voice and acting are iconic. It's the little inflections that make him sound so menacing and Machiavellian! Like that little thing he does at 'but my father wanted 𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮 out of life' for example... This show was just so so good
Definitely a show with a ton of great voice acting, and one of the best kingpins. Love seeing people like you pick up on little details like that.
Roscoe Lee Browne is a rad voice actor, but this is the first time I've heard of him.
Did RLB ever do other voice roles? He sounds awesome.
@@nightcrestevergreen7703 I think he was in Treasure Planet, I can't remember who he voiced though
@@basedbattledroid3507 Wasn't he the main antagonist, iirc?
Spider-Man's most dangerous villain: *F A T*
You're gonna carry that weight
I love that this was recommended after the solid jj vid dropped. I think he got inspiration from this masterpiece
"I wanted to gain weight , I failed because of my weight" took me the fuck out
Kingpin:spider man you've been a thorn in my side for quite some time because of MY WEIGHT
This monologue is one of the things that has stuck with me for all these years from this show and I'm delighted to see it suddenly appear and be recontextualized like this!
:)
Did this man succesfully kickstart a new Golden Age of CZcams poops with his W E I G H T?
we shall see