DEVIN HANEY IS FINISHED! RYAN GARCIA IS UNHINGED! Best Fight Promotion Ever? Forget UFC 299
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- čas přidán 5. 03. 2024
- Forget about Ngannou vs Joshua and UFC 299 O'Malley vs Vera 2, this is my reaction to Ryan Garcia pulling off the best fight promotion of all time before his fight with Devin Haney. Let me know what you guys think in the comments section down below.
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Devin Haney honestly needs to back tf out of this fight right now or his legacy will be nothing but dust after Ryan Garcia schizo's his way to the ring and bolts across the cage finishing him inside the first round.
Garcia for president
Go live and oink piggy
Imagine him being walked out in a schizo jacket with arms tied on his back,with a Hannibal Lecter mask, with tics and spasms, and his team untie him on the ring
Why is it anyone who talks about what Garcia is gets labelled as "crazy" or "unhinged"?
You all laughed when rumours of a P E d on island was going around, then it came out true.
Why do you all defend these elites for? Bo he mi an Grove is real, a l e X J on es literally proved that.
Thought you were better than this MMa guru, looks like your just a shill or sheep, I'll let you decide which one
If there was a correlation between insanity and fighting ability, Diego Sanchez would be a 3 division champion
Ryan has been possessed by El Cucuy
Finally Tony can retire the spirit has been passed on
😭😭😭😭😭
Tony will be proud
Chupacabra
He's not that absurd yet, but he's definitely a solid pupil.
If Ryan beats Devin Haney after this marketing masterclass, I will laugh so fucking hard
The fact you think this is marketing says more about you than it does about Ryan. What a fucking fool.
I bet you anything that you’re 18 and have never gotten laid.
I dont think he marketing. Manz just gone insane
jester
It is one of those bets where you put just enough of your money on Haney so if you lose, you consider it "worth the price" for witnessing the show.
he might throw a fucking head kick for all we know im pumped
that would actually be hilarious 😭😭
He’s also been training mma if he randomly shoots a TD it would be funniest thing ever 😂😂😂
amen
@@originaltruths2305 amen
@@phantom_mist1726 amen
Ryan Garcia randomly riding a horse in the middle of town on a tuesday afternoon is so hilarious, he's got to be high.
He's not high he's just going insane. And I think he's going to get it done fr. LEFT HOOK LARRY
amen
Ryan Garcia channeling his inner Tony Ferguson
Spot on 😂
Diego Sanche you casuals
@@buckbreaker5185Joshua Fabia whispering sweet nothings in Ryan's ear
Imagine Alex Jones being in his corner during the fight lol
Imagine Jeffrey Epstein walking out with him
@@isaacw6900That would be dope
Epstien Kanye and Alex Jones
Epstein and Garcia walking out to "IM JUST AN ISLAND BOYYYY"
Even alex jones says this dude is unhinged
He’s schizzomaxxing. 😂
AhAHAHA!!
i'm dead. lol
amen
@@CommandoMaster amen
@@dopaminutes amen
Didn’t realize Ryan was on the CSO snapjitsu program. You can clearly see Tony’s has been involved in his fight camp.
Tony was in his walls 💀
Figuratively laughing from these 2 comments above 💀
Snap down city
YOU HAVE TO RELIZE SOME OF THE THINGS RYAN GARCIA IS SAYING IS TRUE, THE GOVERNTMENT/INDUSTRY IS FULL OF PEDOS, how you havent awoken to this in the last 4vyears is crazy
imagine tony and him and just in the corner of the gym going shalamatekalamateshalamatekalamate
Garcia is gonna tie Haney to a tree in the woods and have his way with him...
BASED 💯
hog tie that sow, put some butter on 'im now
hopefully hes comes to the ufc to fight omalley would be jokes....that basically like the conor vs khabib conference but on a crazy level
*TRUMP 2024*
😂😂😂real shit
😃🇲🇽🙋🏻♂️
Ryan cte schizo posting is next level promotion lmao
And if he’s not lying?
he doesn't have CTE he hasn't taken damage, he's practically a kid. he's a mentally ill drug addicted regard
Then awkward
@@rumchata6569ofc Strickland fan says this
I love all of my White brothers and sisters.
Ryan needs to walkout in a strait jacket with his corner wheeling him out wearing a Hannibal Lechter mask.
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@@JOEH-hn8rpwhat are you saying dude?😂
Face off in a insane asylum in a with room with padding on the walls goes hard
amen
@@JOEH-hn8rp amen
He's gonna do something dumb, get arrested, then find Jesus and make a 'comeback'. Straight out of the Jon Jones playbook
I disagree, jones was pulling the Jesus card till he fucked up for the 100th time. I think dude is literally pulling a ye
Battling his demons
except he hasnt beat up any of his family yet, nor has been taking steroids
He let the voices in his head take over 💀
@@givenchyoverallKanye just told the truth about who has power in this country and they proved him right by using said power to destroy his life
He's on that Kayne West arc lol
yeezzys
Gesus
learnt all he knows from Oscar De La Hoya
Kanye did nothing wrong
Did he called out the Jew and lost 70% of his stock?
Ryan Garcia has pictures of *aliens* on his phone . . 💀
They probed him hence his mental instability
Bernard Hopkins was nicknamed the Alien 👾
Also videos of him at bohemian grove at 2 years old!!!! He'll reveal all the truth eventually, you'll see!
Are they of his family?
He meant his parents.. they are illegal aliens
Dude. The 'tiptoe thru the tulips' idea is beyond gold. You need to be in charge of marketing for... basically all things
besides the aneurism part bro that would actually go so hard😭 😭 😭 god i hope ryan can pull this fight off
He's doing PR for Epstein's people right now.
Garcia giving me “God saved me” vibes like 10 years from now.
diego walkin out with the cross THANK YOU JESUS!!!
MMA guru looks like Eugene from WWE
@@ChuckwaldMartinLMFAOOO
@@ChuckwaldMartin he jus fat broh
He finally went full Cartman
😂😂😂 i was thinking the same thing
9:45
MMA Guru always reminds me of some other dimension Cartman where he is fanatic of combat sports
@@ChimpFromSpace😭😭😭😭😭
late 2000s jonah Hill/ Cartman vibes
The whisper chant had me in tears bro 😭😭😭😭 idk what’s going on with Ryan but this shit is genuinely hilarious
I can imagine him knocking him out then whisper chanting right into the mic and leaving right after, would be best boxing promotion ever lmao
YOU HAVE TO RELIZE SOME OF THE THINGS RYAN GARCIA IS SAYING IS TRUE, THE GOVERNTMENT/INDUSTRY IS FULL OF PEDOS, how you havent awoken to this in the last 4vyears is crazy
This reminds me of the key and peele mma fight sketch LMAO
The one with the crazy foreign guy that talks about sending his opponent back to Jesus? 🤣
@@destroyerofmorons when he's paralyzed from the neck down his family will stand around his hospital bed and say hello to the new Devin.
God’s blessings are beautiful 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@@nomudnolotus4410Haney paralyze someone? With a gun maybe
Ryan might have his Ilia moment 😭 he put every chip on his shoulder for a potential spectacular payoff
imagine Ryan knocks him out cold hahahha wtf
@@28gs28gsdevin gorillanose haney robbed loma
Haney will get himself relocated to an asylum if he loses to a madman on coke and Henny 💀
He quit against tank and people don't recognise him as a legitimate fighter anymore
If he ko’s him anything he says into the mic will be facts 💯
The Boxing GURU
The upper body hand fighting guru
@@Samlevine111yea dude hates wrestling to, wonder why he likes mma so much
No ring entrance music. Just walk out smiling and not blinking.
God that would be genuinely disturbing but so funny. The crowd just dead silent
If Guru zooms in anymore his head won't fit into frame
Needs more zoom
@@bobanmilisavljevic7857also brighter lights...
“The devils dyslexic” lmao
"Don't you know I'm Loco?" --Ryan Garcia
Cypress Hill insane in the membrane would be an amazing walkout song for Ryan
Ryan Garcia is my new favorite boxer
Ryan needs to come out riding a broom stick
Nothing but respect for Garcia. Even if its and act, or he has literally bricked his own brain, he has got my full attention and i now care about this fight.
Mission complete
Garcia pulls a knife hidden in his shorts mid fight
Riding the white horse could also be a religious reference
It is, but you don't want to ride the white horse, as it represents death.
@@BiggieTrismegistuscould represent the death of his sanity
A king on a white horse. Figure it out.
@@reign4795 already did figure it out that’s why I wrote the comment lil bro
Behold a pale horse. It’s a book
Ryan Garcia on a Twitter space with the Gentile News Network 😂😂😂
Based af
'I guess the Devil's Dyslexic' might be the funniest thing Guru's ever said. Mind you, if anyone would know the workings of evil, it's The Youngest Rabbi.
Damn, Devin Haney should’ve listened to Guru. And so should’ve I…..could’ve made a neat sum off Ryan’s win.
10:26
Most compassionate mma guru video
Haney should start showing up wearing Illuminati stuff and leaning into it or he should walk out dressed as the devil lmao
Great idea!
Ryan might kill him then... Don't do that lol
@@saljewsteinbergowitzwhy Ryan is just making it a laughing stock… all part of the script
Holy smokes, piggy actually called it! This aged too good lmao
10:26 open your ears
MMA Guru is fucking hilarious 😂
I have been genuinely concerned about this Ryan situation (still kind of am)…but Guru still has me here finding a way to laugh about it lol
Was waiting for this video🔥🔥🔥🔥
Ryan walking out to tip tow through the tulips in a straight jacket is crazy aha
Guru fell off bad, wow. What is this video?
This is the worst take you've ever had I think in the entire history of your channel
😂😂😂😂😂 great video brother aha that impression of the holy script prays for Ryan was golden 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
For real 😂
For real funny asf. 🤣
Think you need to go back to bed
@@HurricanehewsonDidnt laugh once
I think it is funny but it’s sad that people believe Ryan really has forbidden knowledge
Right he is claiming robots are going to take over humanity and in the next breathe saying his future is secured because he invested in a.i robots lmao
it's actually shocking to see how many comments there are on his posts taking what he says at face value despite it making zero sense.
@@ManDime222 When did he say robots are taking over humanity lmao?
Grape, trafficking, murder is not forbidden knowledge.
This is what losing in boxing does to a mf
This has aged like a fine wine Piggy
'Dumb ass nostrils' had me dieing like ryan garcia 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂🤣😂🤣Thanks for the video, THE MMA GURU
Him claiming to be tied down and watch children being raped is not based. It's physcopathic.
People are weird to think thats cool
Yeah and if he made that up for attention than its really low. I was thinking he was playin before he said that.
Epstien already proved that stuff like that goes on behind closed doors within the upper echelons of western civilisation, it’s not too far fetched with that in mind.
I mean it does sound like something someone would hallucinate in a stim-induced psychotic episode, which I think could have happened if this isn't all roleplay.
Ryan Garcia or Tony Ferguson 🤔
Any advice for Ryan Garcia ?
Tony is naturally crazy Garcia, needs p.e.d's like coke to be crazy. Also Tony is a ninja turtle so he wins
@@ParkedKar It's not who you know, it's who you blow
C) Diego Sanchez
was going to say the exact same thing...are latinos more prone to going full schizo?😂
They actually did kill him guru. The man you see now is Gyan Rarcia, his manic depressive clone.
The matrix is using Gyan Rarcia to get to Tate to take my glorious LeTop G king out
Theater
@@oNextq😂😂😂
Guru is never beating the sociopath allegations
I've never seen a man laugh so hard about his fat female teacher falling down and breaking her glasses .
.....he was crying from the pure joy that filled his heart. 😅
Bro you had me laughing so hard. Haven’t had that in a while
that voice note has to be the funniest fucking voice note I have ever heard on twitter
9:20 - 10:20 is comedy gold, I wasn't ready for that 🤣
I lost my shit when he started singing 😂
Brooo this is one of the funniest videos I’ve seen in a long time 😂😂😂
I don’t remember in the exorcist the girl saying halfway through spazzing “I’m speaking in tongues” this guys a comedian
y’all are crazy for not backing up garcia
🤣
Imagine if Ryan Garcia hanging out with Tito Ortiz….
Where the stream fat
His clearly given up. It’s over guys, I guess we have Lucas? Kill me 😢
Yeah ain't no one tryna watch Lucas Tracy 😂
I did, but shortly in, took my life. I blame Guru... @@shadow_realm47
@@shadow_realm47not true
Lucas has good videos but his streams are dull and boring as fuck.@@nuorivarakasvevo8229
Piggy had the blueprint
10:26 open your ears
guru is claiming that ryan is an attention seeker 5:30 which can be true but imagine if dude actually unalive himself or overdose like why are we entertaining this? like this is the most childish ive seen guru be like dude is acting like an edgy tiktok kid
Cus it's fun and combat sports fans want to see a live killing on tv.
That's why we all watch and if you say you don't you're a hypothetical as well as bloodthirsty😂
What should we do? Go over to his house and force help upon him? 😅
@@codycox2465 “why are we entertaining this” he feeds of attention now so stop giving him attention and enabling him, is reading comprehension that difficult for you?
"do jgfhgffjbhkhffhdsgg - I'm speaking in tongues - fhhhccvbnnbcjb" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
MMA guru with another banger that doesn’t involve mma
LMFAO that image you created omg. Im half listening and cracking up trying not to wake anyone up
COCOMELON
Based Ryan Garcia
whats funny about a guy claiming he has been held down and forced to watch kids be raped
nothing, but does he have evidence?
Ryan whispering is the funniest shit ever
Based guru never going mainstream
Garcia makin tony furguson seem normal
He needs to go full Diego Sanchez and walk to the ring holding a cross while reciting prayers
Crazy bratha you know dis ☝🏾
I need to see Ryan casting those spells Diego Sanchez was doing vs Michael Pereira
mma guru showin his true colors enjoying the mental downfall of a man and wanting it to continue cuz “it’s funny”
Well it is so
@@talldreamyopposum doesn’t matter if it is, he’s valuing his one personal enjoyment more then a man’s well being
@@jonathanolivaamaya5686 meh cry about it snowflake
People need to ask for a second, "What if what he is saying is true." Not everything, but the basis of his story. Would such a hypothetical event draw a man to the edge of his sanity or not?
“No, it’s funny” comedy gold
He's going to start punching the ref instead of haney
this aged so well lol
10:26 open your ears
Guru I honestly love your content because you tell the truth and are funny asf, but the possible “mental breakdown” thing really isn’t funny bro
Of course you kinda make it funny with your personality, but I really hope Ryan is just promoting the fight. I’m not even a fan of his but IF this is real, we should give the guy some slack and show some support.
You’re right it’s not funny it’s really fucking funny.
@@Fang_Astro 🎣😔
@@Fang_Astro that’s not funny it’s serious…
Watch people start to call you a snowflake and shit. To find this shit funny, he obviously lives the saddest life imaginable
I truly want to see that walkout you described more than watching my kids grow up
I was waiting for this video😂😂😂😂
Even though mma guru is extremely anti black and racist I still watch this channel sometimes
No one cares Jamal
I don’t think it’s funny personally. He’s obviously experiencing psychosis. He won’t be there fight night, I guarantee it. I’ve seen this behavior from people irl and it only ends with a hospital stay or the worse possible outcome.
Oh yeah smokey?
u never fail to crack me up bruh 😆😆
Dude that black preacher bit was spot on 😂😅😂
The American preacher voice is epic!!! Love it.
Bro i’m in australia. it’s midnight and i just started cracking up hearing garcia speaking in tongues
Damn just as I was getting into your mma videos you hope in boxing nice ✌🏾
The coco melon clip really got me lmaoooo
Imagine making a joke out of grape, trafficking, and murder. You lost me on this one mason.
@13:46
😭
Same bro. I will never watch this child again. No wonder the other agenda pushers reference him. They're all into kids
whos mason
Ohh man. This week is shaping up to be truly great 😂 enjoy the fights everyone
Guru is everything I live for. My absolute hero!
Suga said “cocaine is a hell of a drug” when asked about Garcia 😂
That tip toe by the tulips song is creepy as fuck 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That voice clip was the MOST EPIC THING OF 2024 WOOW!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Beat guru video no doubt had me dying laughing😂😂😂
I was having a BS day and morning, but Guru’s upload flipped the script. God bless you, you’re doing the lord’s work
Your really making me want to see a south park episode of this entire situation😂
"He's just another name on my resume." ... COCOMELON !!! This world feels like a South Park skit sometimes.
All Devin Haney needs to do is bust a "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS THEE" early in the fight, and García will take a knee. TKO in the 1st round! Guaranteed route to victory. Delusional levels of religiosity require Ryan to kneel in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy 8 ball. Amen!
This is the new meta for social media. Celebrities losing their minds on underground podcasts. This is like the Blair Witch Project of influencer lifestyle. Basically he's like if Britney Spears was able to form sentences.