Ranking Every Johto Pokemon I Could Beat Up
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- A Pokemon tier list ranking every generation 2 Pokemon I could beat in a fight!
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#Pokemon #PokemonTierList #TierList - Hry
Hearing John refer to furret as "intimidating" is hilarious and extremely warranted
The thing is 5 feet tall
It’s not 5 feet tall standing upright it’s 5 feet tall walking
furret is 180cm/5'11 long
@@youwillneverknowmyname4180 It was like that it’ll be in the serpent like class and scaling it isn’t it’s in the same type of scaling as a samorot
@@aramisharalsonjr1974 It's measured like samurott. The shape in Pokémon home shows it is not serpentine. Which is Garbodor
Your the official waffle wow wii wow wii
Dellybird :hello John what do you want for Christmas. John: a gun .
Delibird*
@@justanidiot1025 sorry I’m a horrible speller
Underrated comment😂
*Shoots the dellybird*
Qlol
Hoothoot is a kickball ON A TEE. That's free moonage.
Also, Lanturn has a vertical tail fin, thus it's a fish not a mammal~
Finally, more intelligent life
hoothoot is also has big has a person
John: This puffer fish is not intimidating
It literally has the ability Intimidate
John: I can beat an artist.
Da vinci: "rolls in on his tank"
To be fair, that Phanpy was a dreamed-up one. Brock even mentions that Molly’s dream Pokémon are stronger than real ones. Still wouldn’t mess with a Phanpy though.
Still waiting for the Pokémon John would eat tier list
I was the thing that finally broke him and got him to do it but the rest of chat pushed him to the edge
I forgot about
Bouffalant/Tauros, Miltank, Grumpig, Cherubi, Vanillish
Yooooo. This is actually a brilliant idea.
Torchic should be there
Title:
"Ranking Every Johto Pokemon I Could Beat Up"
CZcams
"Ah yes. Pokémon Sword and Shield"
Yeah, I just checked the description 🤣
Lol CZcams is weird sometimes
XD
Im pretty sure the creator selects the game it is and john prolly chose swsd to make the video more easily accessible
Now I am just imagining a quagsire peacefully and happily waving at John, to then just be punched straight through the gut and flying away 😂
dela
quagsire will seismic tossjohn 100%
toss john*
Poor thing lol
I love how pokemon you could beat is not just "yes" but "punted to the moon"
Lanturn is an angler fish. Angler fish, while terrifying, are not whale sized.
Also, please do not punt the babies to the moon
Huh 😳
Igglybuff would be fun to punt though
I am totally beating cleffa, fuck that thing 🙂
@@aaryayt7747 HEY! NO MORE SWEARING PLEASE!
@@Amelia4111 no dude, clefable has tortured the heck out of me, it deserves one swear
Someone makes the claim that John would lose to Sunkern...
Leaves out the number of Sunkern because John can't win against 10,000 Sunkern at once!
imma go edit my comment so it says 1
Pichu should have its own category, "won't fight, only hug".
👍🏻👍🏻
Add Wooper
It would likely accidentally shock you since no control of it's power but likely 100% worth it
@@jamesmccarthy962 Rubber Gloves?
@@Fairgame7707 What would it hug with, Is it going to latch onto your leg with it's feet as a form of gratitude? acually that doesn't sound the bad.
Everyone laughing until smeargle uses sketch on dialga and learns roar of time
EVEYOEN pokemon can beat anyone in a fight because they can just use one for there types to do something
Ditto used judgement
it still has its stats tho so it won’t hurt TOO bad…maybe
Lol
Hold up. Wiat a minute
"Leafs are not that scary" You say that...till you get a paper cut from a blade of grass.
Or get poison ivy
leaves AREN'T scary. but razor leaf DOES have a higher crit chance.
John: it might take awhile but there is no way shuckle is beating me
Shuckle: Uses power trick
John: *regrets life choices
It's speed is still garbage and power tricked defense is 20 one punch punted to the moon
all shuckle has to do is use toxic and john will not have enough time to beat shuckle shuckle should be in rip
John: "Crobat is an interesting Pokemon as it's really not that big..."
Dexter: *YOU HAVE DRASTICALLY UNDERESTIMATED THE FIVE FOOT ELEVEN BAT*
So you're admitting Mikey is tougher than you you can't handle a cow but you think he could do it because of rage
Cows are VERY real, if you think Mikey can take on one it might be time to set up the next boxing match! My money is on the cow
@@PM7Plus I own a farm and could set that up
@@Wakaplayer12 Cow vs Mikey
100000 dollars challenge
Hosted by Mrbeast
@@Peppr67 Yes
@@Wakaplayer12 do it
I love these silly discussions, hope you cover all the generations (:
IS next the mustache tier list? we are all on the edges of our seats...
Slugma and macargo: we will burn you down
Me: Bucket of water
THERE SHOULD BE 2 G'S IN MAGCARGO!
I know you still put Crobat in the RIP category, but I don't know about Crobat not being that big. It's mentioned to be 5´11´´ and 153 lbs as far as I can tell. Seems pretty big for a bat with that speed!
I've used a corsola before, they're stronger than you think.
I didn't know I needed this ranking series until now. Simply amazing 👏
Ranking every Hoenn Pokémon I could beat up next! I would love to see how he would deal with a Metagross.
probably just puts it in RIP and moves on without explaining it
@@ArthurTRead what about salamence and sceptile gor mikey
It would either crush you and your bones to a skin blood mess or use Earthquake or punch your skull shattering it and killing you.
i feel your right about most of these except Elekid now this is a small pokemon but its electric it´ll zapp you if you grab it
Please John, Furret would walk circles around you.
Walk all over him.
This series is one of the best
I still remember you kicking the horsea in its pouch and it freaking out🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 nothing is gonna top that
Lanturn is an Anglerfish... you know, those fish with the lanterns on their heads? There was one in Finding Nemo
I don't know why this was in my recommended but I like it. It's definitely different than most tier videos and makes for a welcome change.
The scene with John tearing an eevee and get oblidarated by an espeon
Me:he deserved it
REVENGE accomplished
For some reason I knew exactly what John was gonna say about Sentret
the maid jack and bald mikey inserts make me cry from laughter every time I see them, they're great
These videos are amazing, John don't even underestimate your punting abilities as we believe in you
Great video, it was interesting with the rankings, keep it up!
Had a vision of john making a togepi omelette as one of his graphic defeats XD.
Somebody draw John dressing in Drag and doing the Hula please.With Jack as Pumba
I feel like going up against Sneasel or Weavile would just be like that Jurassic Park segment with the guy running from the raptors and you just see all these dots getting closer and closer on this little radar.
John: thinks he can easily destroy and insult Smeargle
Smeargle: * Uses Fusion Flare * (or literally any move that would kill John)
What about guillotine
You might want to rethink Dunsparce, just for the fact that it is 5 feet long.
Finally someone mentions the fact that Dunsparce is very big
Lanturn is an anglerfish, John! Vertical tail, fish. Horizontal tail, mammal.
This is the first time I've heard someone call Chikorita a pear, and now I can't unsee that point of view
Wooper is the ultimate life form you cannot beat it in a fight it does not even need fists to punch it could be you in one who look into your soul
I love how he says he beats Delibird with the sack of toys, while the sack of toys is actually its tail. So in turn does he rip the tail off?
DO NOT CALL DELIBIRD A HE!
@@Amelia4111 I'd like to just point out that I didn't call Delibird a he. I called Pokemen7 a he
i love this series plz do more also i like ur vod channel a lot
The moment that me, and probably only me, have been waiting for
I think you should consider a tier below RIP called "They'll never find my body"
Jhon : I Could beat up Togepi in a 100 different ways
Togepi used metronome and let out Behemoth Blade/Bash/Roar Of Time/Spatial Rend
Jhon is punted to the moon.
R.I.P Jhon
THE C IN SPACIAL IS SUPPOSED TO BE A C!
@@Amelia4111 your that girl that is not in mood
I don't know if Tyler reads the comments but in the off chance he does,
Tyler, you're editing is amazing and I laughed for literally 5 minutes at that Mikey edit 🤣
Amazing video, love these pokemon i can beat up tier lists
Some of these seem like odd decisions. In my opinion, I would see any of the fire and electric types as atleast a "we'll see" simply because of the amount of damage those attacks would likely do to a human. Your main hope in fighting them would be that they haven't learned any of those moves yet. I also, don't see Croconaw as less of a threat than bayleef, so I would either move croconaw up, bayleef down, or both. I also don't see politoed as that much of a threat. You made a good case but, I feel like it isn't more dangerous in a fight than Croconaw.
Politoed is like a meter tall which if you think about it, it's really big for a frog/toad and it can use rain dance and sweep the floor with John so i disagree and think Politoed is quite a big threat
@@cool_nug3463 My argument was that it isn't more of a threat than crocodile of the same exact height.
Yeah you aint beating gligar. A flying scorpion is a hell beast. Plus it can control the ground you run on
Furret starts choking you out like a python on its prey
1. Delibird could just throw an exploding present at you
2. Male deer have antlers
the running commentary is *chef's kiss* golden
These have to be my favorite videos on youtube
Great Video Mr. John Sir!!
Nobody:
John:Hoothoot is shaped like a kickball
The Pokedex says that pupitar launches itself around with compressed gas. It beats you up becuase it's made of rock.
Can we see this tier list in action in legends arceus? 👀 Lol something like "how accurate was my punting to the moon tier list"
21:50 this was just in a dream world. And you know that in dream worlds anything is possible
larvitar is a baby "i will demolish all the babies" proceeding to place larvitar higher than all the other babies lol
Larvitar weighs over 200 pounds though.
LARVITAR IS NOT A F*CKING BABY! IT CAN BREED!
Ledian: I fly most times not walk
John: you have defeated me
Togetic mighy be hard because it's fairy type, cyndaquil shoot fire from its mouth, kick it to the moon
Remember that Sunkern can learn sunny day and solarbeam… I don’t wanna hurt your feelings but if the sunkern has those two attacks and can evade enough times then you are dead.
I love the tier list.
John: crobat is not that tall
Crobat: is 5 feet a joke to you?
Love your vids
Yeah but sneasel is based on a yokai called kamaitachi which have these really long blades or claws for its hands and its very fast
Pupitar can actually move very well, and cause Earthquakes, also knocking mountains according to the dex
i want to see this tierlist for hoenn made by cliffe to see how he puts gardevoir directly to puntes to moon. but on another way
John the elemental demigod slayer is back at it again
0:15 ya know casually on purplecliffes head
John: i can easily beat up a wooper
Smallant: can you beat this one?
2:53 Furret, who is not measured from head to tail because it is not in the snake-like body category, will coil around you and squeeze you in a furry death hug.
The unknown sitting there for an hour like: unknown 1: is he gonna come ba- unknown 6: no.
Furret is 5'11"! That ferret is almost six feet tall!
One day the moon is going to come crash down because off all the pokemon that have been punted on to it
Lunala is on it's way to obliterate him
I really wanted to hear you say Kingdra is half King half Dra.
Hey John, for the next ranking pokemon you could beat up, you show let yourself use a knife against the pokemons
6:07
Pichu can shock an adult dude
In order to defeat the ghost you must cross the streams
delibird: what do you want for christmas?
me:your SOUL
delibird: i don't have tha-
me: *yeet's to the moon*
ampharos is by no means required to beat gsc, my first run in gold (virtual console) I didn't have one, but yes it would be very useful.
These are so funny PLEAASE make each gen
I feel like totodile could just build up pressure in it's mouth with water until you can't hold it anymore
Playing Pokémon Shining Pearl and when John talks about crobat and I got a crobat statue lol.
Bellossem: We'll see shoots a tree at Pokemen7
You think you could defeat a quagsire? He will bite you with freezing fangs, smiling as you suffer frostbite (haha), watching your death....
I look at hoothoot like a golf ball on a tee: ready to be clocked downrange
every max Pokémon shreds John lol.
I’m sorry John, but Togepi would wreck you. Have you seen the Togepi in Super Smash Bros Ultimate? It would floor you
John: Crobat is not big.
Crobat: I'm 4 inches shorter than you...
John you really won't fare well against Sunkern😂
For the baby pokemon add a category, that you can scare them into running away.
4:55
John: Crobat's an interesting as it's really not that big
Crobat's height: 1.8 meters
Crobat: Am I a joke to you?!
Wait John after the gen’s do a I rank every blank type I will beat in a fight
“One small step for man, one giant step fo-OH MY GOD A FERRET
Say.. what moves do that smeargle knows?
I mean, i guess it can just draw a meteor and throw it at your face or something, i'd put it in We'll see i guess lol
Smeargle is deceptively powerful, John could you beat up yourself? (Transform) but what about after it gets moody
And puts you to sleep