Walk Like An Egyptian (Medieval Style) (Vocals!)
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- čas přidán 19. 06. 2020
- Ho-ho, what's this, you're approaching me?
A bardcore cover of Walk Like An Egyptian by the Bangles!
There is also a non-vocals version!
• Walk Like An Egyptian ...
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#bardcore - Hudba
Lyrtics!
All ye thirsty men, hast thou heard
The tale of a place, covered in sand
If ye move too quick (Oh-Way-Oh)
Ye fall and die buried in the land
All the merchants line up by the Nile
They sell their goods, set up in a line
Gild crocodiles (Oh-way-oh)
They snap their teeth
On your smoking pipe
Pagan types with thy hookah pipes say
(Whey-oh-Whey-Oh-Whey-Oh-Way-Oh)
Smoke like an Egyptian
And if you by chance, make your way
To this land, far across the sea;
I must warn you, (Oh way-oh)
They only smoke, they aren’t allowed to drink
All the children so sick of Church,
They like the bard and the merry band.
When the Church Bell rings (Whoa-oh-oh)
They're dancing like an Egyptian
All the squires in the marketplace say
(Whey-oh-Whey-Oh, Whey-Oh-Way-Oh)
Fight like an Egyptian.
[Playeth Thine Fucking Lute]
Slide your feet up the street, bend your back
Shift your arm then you pull it back.
Life's hard you know (Oh-way-oh)
So strike a pose on the saddleback
If you’re looking to join the Knights
They're hanging outside the smithy’s shop.
They sing and dance (Oh-way-oh)
Drinking until they start to rock
While overseas, their enemies
The ones that they call the saracens
And the pagans know (Oh-way-oh)
They walk the line like Egyptians
All the Knights by the smithy’s sign say:
(Whey-oh-Whey-Oh, Whey-Oh-Way-Oh)
Fight like an Egyptian
Fight like an Egyptian
It is nice and all but it feels kind of too chill(slow) which is not necessarily a bad thing but different than original
enes akar speed it up to 1.25
If you feel that way
Yo king how about a medieval cover of the "Hellfire" by Disney?
@@bellalotario YEP. OKAY. THAT'S A WINNER.
- Art thou Mohammad Avdul?
- Indeed, sir, 'tis I!
@@C4NNIB4L.C0RPSE bro we are literally in a jojo vid my 2 braincells cant process your comment
I understand that the song isn't from jojo but come on, b r o
Guido Mista it is from jojo
@@boukh_h the song wasn't made by JoJo but it was used in JoJo
HELLE TO THEE
When the Stardust Crusaders actually go on a Crusade
Ikr!
Dio= God in Italian
Dues Vult
oh way oh
they aren't called crusaders for nothing
"After losing two of his companions in that Crusade
He saw God, covered in light, at the top of the Heaven's stairs...
...Years later, he went on a mission to help God's child in his Crusade against the Devil
Only to find himself in his Silver Chariot watching from the top of the stairs, at the Devil observing him from the bottom."
When thoust and thy buddies call thouselves Stardust Crusaders and go to Egypt to smite an unholy vampire
Who you calling unholy
Ahem, "and ventures to Nubia, to smite an unholy undead"
Mind thine metrics, sire
Oh? Art thou approaching me? Instead of turning in flight, you approach me?
@@zorokicksass60 My deepest apologies good sir
@@zorokicksass60 Nubia and Egypt are two different places ever since Ancient times
Baron D'Arby: "Venturest on, Ser Jousturr."
"OH,indeed a game of ball and stick!"
"O QUAM A BASEBALL!!!"
"Ser" was never an actual word
@@gengarwarrior6802 No one in these comment sections actually does medieval-posting correctly. Most of them don't even know how "thou" works.
VikingMan28 yeah I’m not gonna learn a new form of wording and different idioms and medieval sentences just for a joke.
Bretheren! Is tis another allusion of jojo's peculiar quest?
Why yes, Effendi... T'is!
Ye that it is
@@nihal2055 It do be like that
Thou verily beareth thy curse upon his'try. Thy riches cannot thy transgressions sate.
Lord Dio shall not feel good about this
This would be stardust crusaders ending if silver chariot was the protagonist
(Edit: how the fuck this got likes?)
wait, he is not???
a rapier is not really medevil
Koichi was the Polnarellf of Part 4 don't @ me.
If Jojos and dark souls had a baby
@@Ixe2077 and bucciarati was the koichi of part 5
No man hath ev'r parried mine own emerald expulsion!
jojo reference
No one can deflect the emerald splash
unicorn lyla and the animals Thank you for explanation
ZA WARDUUUUUUU
Nice
* agrees in rerorerorero *
When the approching Mongolian armies get pushed back by the Mamluks.
Abbasids*
@@ArstotzkaEmpire It was a mix of both. Mamluks and Abbasids, although the Mamluks were much stronger than the Abbasids when the Mongolians were attacking, and easily overshadows the Abbasids. The Abbasids were kicked out of modern day Egypt about 1250, where the Mamluks took over.
The Mongolians wouldn't attack until about 10 years after that, and the Abbasids wouldn't have survived without Mamluk support. The Mamluks were one of the main reasons why the Il-Khanate didn't expand farther into the Middle East, as the Mamluk statecraft and military was too much for the Il-Khanate to invade. It is the same reason why the Il-Khanate didn't expand too far into Anatolia, as Europe was too strong for them to take on.
@@nyannibalism No, you're wrong. The Abbasids defeated the Mongols at the battle of Baghdad stopping their invasion permanently, The Mamlucks were mostly losing to the Illikhanate but because of the goverment's instability and immediate death of the rulers they didn't conquer most of remains of the Abbassids.
@@ArstotzkaEmpire My mistake, I was thinking about the wrong dynasty. I was thinking of the Ayyubid dynasty. The Ayyubid dynasty was the one that was kicked out of Egypt and then would fall to the Mongolians, just to become Mamluk. They had names that were close so my brain farted and got the two mixed up.
However, the Abbasid Empire did infact meet its end in the Mongolian invasions, leaving the Mamluks and other Arabian forces to hold off the invaders. The Abbasids fell in 1258, two years before the Mamluk-Ilkhanid wars started. The Abbasids did fight the Mongolians in Persia, but they couldn't hold them off for long, causing a swift take over on the Mongolian part (the sack of Baghdad lasted not even a month in length). However, it was after the fall of the Abbasids that the Mongolians started started to have troubles in the Middle East, due to the combined forces of the Mamluks and other Arabian nations at the time, with the Mamluks being the largest and the most powerful of the bunch (had more land, had a larger army, and was quite stable).
Two years after the fall of the Abbasids, the Mongols tried to invade the Mamluk, but was met with great resistance to the point where the Mongolians were actually pushed out of land instead of vice versa. The Mamluks were fighters, and they faught hard. The Mamluk-Ilkhanid war lasted from 1260-1323, where the Il-Khanate gave up against the Mamluks and signed the Treaty of Aleppo.
The Treaty of Aleppo forced the Il-Khanate to convert to Islam, which would later cause the Il-Khanate to stop expansion as they imbrased the Islamic faith, and would lead to a period of peace. It would be that after that period of peace, in the later 14th century (so not long after peace was made), that the Il-Khanate would fall.
@@nyannibalism This comment section has true class.
Star of White Ore>Sir Jot'ro Cujo'u
Emerald of Pope>Sir Noriak'y Kakyo'n
Purpure of Hermit>Lord Joseph Jo'ster
Chariot of Silver>Monsieur Jean de Pierre of Polnareff house
Gules of Magician> Avdol Ibn Mohamed, a saracen sage
The Jester>Iggyth
The kingdom>DIO of Brandon House
Beautiful
I get it now
GOU AHHED MISTER JO'STER
Star of White ORA?!
Silver Chariot is the one closest to a direct translation 😁
"...'Twill be thine left hand, that of Satan."
"Nay,nay,nay,nay,nay."
"...Then, thine right?"
"Nay, Nay, Nay, Nay, Nay"
"Oh, good sir...sayeth it not be both of thine hands!"
"Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes."
"YES!"
"ART THOU TO PERFORM THINE GESTURE OF 'ORA ORA'!?"
"Yes, yes, yes....oh, blessed Mary."
Hahahaha, it took me a second to realize what this was referencing, good job sir!
@@djpegao why thank you, fellow man of culture!
@@djpegao same
This is amazing
@@littlewolfyzapling8810 glad you enjoyed!
"Thou Cannot Deflect thy Emerald Splash!"
Also if you put this song on at 1.25 speed it turns to a real bop 😎👍
It's already a bop
Thank you for this observation lol I like it at that speed much better
@@amberwavesofpain96 Hey you're welcome my friend :D
@Noriaki Kakyoin *puts hand over shoulder* It's ok my dude, Although it may have been deflected numerous times you still have won our Hearts over plus you gave one hell of a great speech to polnareff aswell as gave the best Bro Handshake!
Sh*t thanks for the tip. An option for both moods; Tired and done with existing properly.
For a moment I entertained the thought that there would be no Jojo references in the comments
_At a speed faster than a black gay priest, I quickly realized the foolishness of such thoughts._
*「A BIT CLOSER TO HEAVEN」*
lol there's one in the description ^
@@bkb757 DIO!
What’s JoJo
YOU FOOL YOU FELL FOR IT, THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK
Villain Deku stan account Thank you for this 😂
I like the fine border between people that actually just like the song or recognize it from jojo
Edit: ALRIGHT I GET IT, SOME PEOPLE LIKE BOTH
Is this from Jojos?
for real 👊😔
Why not both
Both!
Jojo boi here
Me on way to Cairo to spread Christianity
Ra was overrated, anyways
Although this new guy from the Arab lands is getting pretty popular with the moors. I think his name was Muhammad or something?
Michael Sayavong
MUHAMMADO AVDOL
YES I AM
we could make a religion outta this.
Mage -a- Karp
We did
Oh? thou art approaching me? instead of running hence, thou art coming right towards me?
i can't did beat the horror out of thee without getting clos'r
Ho ho! Verily I say, have at thee!
OH NOT! OH MINE SAVIOR!
"How many poor soul thou art taken?"
"How many grains of wheat thou have consume?"
Ah yes finally
When thy combats an unholy vampire and he smites thy while saying"futile, futile, futile"
Jojo reference
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
Edit: thank you for all the likes
As he ceases all movement and smites thy with a path leveler.
Futile, futile, futile!!
@HyperCarry Music No
Joh-de-Joh's Medieval Adventure
Phantom Rome
Feudal Tendency
Deus Crusaders
Constantinople Is Unbreakable
Golden Miasma
Joan d'Ocean
Byzantine Wall Run
AvAvignon
You have my gratitude, O Sir Dio, from the House of Brando.
Constantinople is Unbreakable...
Laughs in Mehmed II.
Lmao Byzantine Wall Run got me
_Joan d'Ocean lmao_
BITCH GOLDEN MIASMA LMAOOOO
“Give thou a rest. There would be only one reason as to why thine lost this duel.”
“Your person hath annoyed me with your presence”
It took me a while to get it
"closure thou opening,women of cheatings of men!"
I'm so glad you said this.
Thou hath annoyed me with thine presence
Old Man Joestar: "OH MY GOD!!! How the hell did we end up in the Middle Ages?"
Jotaro: "Good grief... don't you remember that whole thing with the Holy Corpse Parts, old man? This is probably like that."
Jonathan Joestar: "Hello, boys! Fancy seeing you here!"
Old Man Joestar: "HOLY SHIIIIIIIIT!!!"
Jotaro: "Calm down, old man... good grief..."
CANON
@@steeldruid In the realms of imagination, anything is canon. If you can dream it... do it.
@SlothTheWeeb Just not Valentine... I like the idea of him bopping around the multiverse, being a pain in the ass wherever he goes with his jingoistic nonsense.
But Diavolo DID die. And he'll KEEP dying in perpetuity, because of the "reset to zero" power of Gold Experience Requiem.
@@thetribunaloftheimaginatio5247 sure
yo wait this would be kinda fun to read in a short story kinda light novel form if im being totally honest 😳😳👀👀👀
i mean, i havent written in a while, but im told im good. I could 👀👀 write 👀👀👀👀👁 this
This really puts the "Crusade" in stardust crusaders
lmao
People in the future be like:
"So, most folktale songs originated from the 14th, 15th and 21st centuries? What the hell happened during those five other centuries???"
"Dark Age, my student, Dark Age. Those were Dark Times."
I blame the Victorian Era, mostly.
The 16th century collapse is the most reasonable theory
The fact that this was not done in an Ancient Egyptian style confuses me.
*Prince of Egypt flashbacks*
Let's say it's from the perspective of european merchants/bards lol
Considering the original was done by an 80s American girl band it makes sense to go for medieval western perspective, if the original was Egyptian it would be fitting to go for an ancient Egyptian style
@@riatanet1609 Still, it would be pretty cool to hear.
Several Fighters aye, it would be
"Oh, thou is nearing ye?"
"Ye cannot smite thee without first moving towards thou."
"Very well, approach to thine heart's content."
Thou art doing the impossible! No mortal could hope to defend against thy emerald splash!
1:57
*Mine face when sir Epstein killeth himself not.*
*Mine audible gasp*
@@grimreminder5038
*Thine audible gasp*
*Hunting Accident*
_Epstein's body has been draped, by whom you do not know, in a white cloth now stained red by his lost vitae. They say he was found by his horse, in a clearing in the woods. You know the place they speak of. Epstein's face is calm, almost serene. You reach out to touch him. The terrible reality of the situation dawns on you. The cold you feel is that of death._
*[Sorrow overtakes you.]*
*[Oh well...]*
@@Sky_Guy
*_[Cue hearty Medieval chortle track]_*
@@Sky_Guy Ha! 'Tis a fine day for an E.U. IV reference such as thine!
When the crusade for Egypt fails.
Which one? 1180s or 1980s?
@@amesstarline5482 yes?
@@amesstarline5482 1798
@@amesstarline5482 2022...
Wait wha... (muu)
@@thebookless3381 That was just in memory disks..
When thine elder takes ye and his soothe sayer hire on a journey to Egypt to Crusade against a Vampyre bles'd with Devil's Luck.
this is silver chariot requiem's world
Enyaba: Hast thou heard? The Entire Knight of Horse and my son will slay the Jousturs.
Diux: That is impressive, but I dost not recall asking thou.
I think DIO would still just be named DIO in this. His name would probably be seen as blasphemous, since it's literally another word for god.
Thy cannot accord what thou beholden, with silver!
Dan of Steel: 「RETIRED」
Sire Dan of Steel
Sir Jot'ro and hid trusty back spirit Star Plat'num journey out to Egypt to slay an horrible Ghoul titled DIO
"what is thine favourite of the bard's ballads brother Joseph?"
"Tis must be 'stride as a mamluk' brother Matthew"
Mine remember thy old tale about 5 good men fighting using ghost
Oh, thou carry to me? Rather than make haste, thou making way to I?
I have no ability to strike if not to approach you.
Is thine song perhapse a reference to the unusual travelings of JoJo?
That’s the ending of the part 3
Yes
I wonder why this is so calming
Walk like an Egyptian
Dio: I have Conquered Time itself!
Jotaro : Thou Art thy only one whomst hath conquered time...DIO!
"Good grief
I hast made haste in time.
Squire Koichi, thine art dependable.
HAVE AT THEE HAVE AT THEE HAVE AT THEE!"
I seek thine man with two hands of right, so that I may avenge mine sibling. Art thou willing to aid me in mine quest? If so, I may be compelled to partake in thy vampire hunt.
Great job
dude every time i read your name i laugh please never change it
@@steeldruid you mentioning that made me laugh at his glorious name as well
Vegetable lover
That is an interesting name.
I thought this thing about remaking songs with a medieval style couldn't get more weird, but now we have Jojokes mixed with crazy language and it's awesome.
Art thee approaching me? instead of running hence, thee cometh right to me?
I can't destroyeth the the horror out of thee without getting clos'r.
Then receiveth as closeth as thee wanteth!
“Oh thou is approching i rather than retreating thou chooses to continue and attack me?”
“I am unable to defeat you without without approching thou”
oh yeah it's coming all together...the stardust...crusaders....
Yes
Dost thou, vile knave, dare approacheth such royalty as I?
This was the stardust crusaders' outro before Jonothan was born.
THE WORLD
TIME HATH BEEN HALTED!
Ye naves, I say NAY! This poem does not call to the tales yonder men of Joestar Blood.
Could you cover Roundabout next?
bruh it's like 8 minutes long
...i'll make a poll
@@steeldruid Brah, it's a Prog Rock song. Just be thankful to the Lord that you're not obligated to do Dopesmoker by Sleep, cause that's an hour and 3 and a half minutes ordeal you DON'T want to go through! Bet!
@@steeldruid I'd settle for an instrumental.
I THINK THIS IS MAKING A CONNECTION
I would love roundabout
March like an European
Is no one going to mention the fact that the two in the picture have the same color pattern as Avdol and Dio?
A keen eye, my good ser. I didn't notice that and you might be the only one who noticed that.
ngl your name kinda sounds like diavolo's death
*Th're's only one reasoneth wherefore thee hath lost, dio*
*th're's just one simple answ'r*
*thee very much piss'd me off*
- 𝔍𝔬𝔱𝔞𝔯𝔬 𝔎𝔲𝔧𝔬
Soundtrack to the fifth crusade
When the DM makes you fight DIO in a campaign..
This sounds like something you’d put in a musical
Put up jojo tags to my dude you deserve the additional fanfare
Take heed, companions! This masterful art, I declare, must be the machinations of a foe who doth manifest their ill tidings to stand before us
Forsooth, I, a knight in shining armour, shall stand by this brave fenchman and this noble pope into Egypt on our holy crusade!
is that hol horse about to shoot dio?
Submitting for your consideration: Safety Dance by Men Without Hats. Just begs to be Bardcore.
One of my favorite covers!
"What-ho, approachest thou me?" quoth yon saucy knave Dio right heartily.
Sir Jotaro of House Joestar answereth unto him, "Yea, verily; I canst not smite thee lest I approach nigh unto thee."
"Marry," quoth Dio, "come e'en as nigh as thou wilt!"
When you, your grandfather and a couple of friends decide to make a crusade to Egypt because an evil vampire lives there.
*_[ P A T H T R A M P L E R ]_*
playeth thine lute
im dying
DOTH THEE COMPREHEEENDUUU
For some reason, a wink at the end of the video always guarantees that I enjoyed the video and makes my day be much better.
Gilbert always makes me smile.
Be forewarned, Sir Jean-Pierre of the House of Polnareff. My Emperor hath indeed assumed the form of a crossbow... and thy blade cannot defeat my crossbow!
*Mine fellow squires and I, traveling henceforth in intent of disrupting the local Catholic temple nary an hour past 9 on Sunday morning be like:*
I love this, i can imagine the setting so well, whether accurate or not its calming to imagine another lifr through the aid of this music, i haven't found a unique youtube channel in forever, maybe coz im always on Gaming channels so i get recommended just gaming channels
Mate this is a pure gold experience, incredible job.
Very soothing!
Very nice vocals!! Great job
Thanks dude!
By mine troth, ‘tis a mysterious wonderment of the Bards craft!
So this is what music would sound like if Egypt existed back then. Fascinating.
*Rebellious squires of the Medieval age, spiting thine Churchgoing-parents be like:*
I Would like to humbly request The Last Train Home
you mean the last wagon home
Last Galley Home
And thank you Gilbert. You brought my brother much laughter in his life. Mine as well.
“Eight seconds has't hath passed” - Lord DIO
Could you make a bloody stream but medieval cover?
Yo jojokes aside, this is truly a golden experience
Ayyyy
Alternate lyric suggestion:
Shoudst thou wish to find the Watch, they can be found at ye pastry shop.
Other than that, brilliantly done as always!
"That doth be crazy, mine brother, but I don't recall asking"
O burnethd
Make more jojo pls
Not necessarily a JoJo thing it was a song first
I know it tho
@@vegetalover9297 i did not know that thank you.
@@idontknow154 czcams.com/video/Cv6tuzHUuuk/video.html
Vegeta Lover92 they made this cover as a Jojo reference dude. Like you don’t need to flex your godly big brain everyone knows Araki didn’t make the song.
Do CRAZY BIZZARE NOISY TOWN in medieval ver next! 🙇♀️🙏
Araki should do a part set in medieval time .
Walk like a Mamluk
Is this aforementioned melody perchance an allusion to JoJo's outlandish escapades?
Mine brother, though your tales truly art manical, I cannot recall inquiring.
Honestly this might be the single best Medieval cover on youtube right now. I seriously cant stop listening to this
Oh, thou are walking towards me, good sir?
Instead of thou walking the other way, thou coming right towards me, good sir?
"What Does The Fox Say" but medieval.
"WHAT QUOTH THE VIXEN?"
Great stuff! And sound is so much better than the commercially mixed and compressed stuff. We play really loud, but it's not fatiguing.
One of the few best things to come out of 2020
I love how you changed something more than just the instruments
"𝕺𝖗𝖆 !𝕺𝖗𝖆!" 𝖉𝖎𝖉 𝖞𝖊𝖑𝖑 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖆𝖕𝖕𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖙𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖔𝖔𝖑 𝖐𝖓𝖆𝖛𝖊
1:57 I see what thou didst there.
The world, halt thy clock
Forsooth! The disgraced sir was most assuredly slain by another's hand.