Bloody Stream (Medieval Style)

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  • čas přidán 27. 06. 2020
  • CAESAAAAAAR NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! F's in the comments for my poor italian boy
    Okay, so. Remember how in the last video I wrote that it'd be my last one for a while? Well, I felt bad knowing that a LOT of you had asked for this, so I put a hiatus on my hiatus so I could give this a try.
    Also important to say: All the medieval songs should now be enabled for download on soundcloud, so go ahead with that if you wanna compile a playlist for DnD sessions etc.
    If you want to make vocal covers/adaptations/transformations on ANY of the bardcore stuff I've made, seriously go right ahead. You don't need to ask my permission.
    If feel like supporting me on all this music shtuff, there's a patreon link below.
    Thanks for being awesome.
    @mysticzaru
    mysticzaru.com
    twitch.tv/mysticzaru
    patreon.com/mysticzaru
    soundcloud.com/mysticzaru
    #bardcore #medieval
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  • @steeldruid
    @steeldruid  Před 3 lety +5718

    This'll be it for a while, boys.
    I'm in the process of finding a new place to live, and starting my studies. I won't be long, maybe a month or two, but when I come back...
    What would you like to see/hear?

  • @kurry77
    @kurry77 Před 3 lety +2520

    I can imagine von stroheim being like 70% wood

    • @Kuriboh1008
      @Kuriboh1008 Před 3 lety +535

      "Holy Roman alchemy is the most notable on the globe!" ~ another commenter

    • @onlygames4140
      @onlygames4140 Před 3 lety +64

      @@Kuriboh1008 Holy Roman 😭

    • @timbreuer7579
      @timbreuer7579 Před 3 lety +81

      No von stroheim is 70% jewish Golem Israeli magic is the most noteble on this realm

    • @_lol69_17
      @_lol69_17 Před 3 lety +35

      Just a log with a head

    • @user-cq4cj6zf2t
      @user-cq4cj6zf2t Před 3 lety +11

      Did he burn cuz moving?

  • @RainTeaWeather
    @RainTeaWeather Před 3 lety +3670

    Joseph, after seeing his mother: "Now this is a very pleasant view to behold!"

    • @jerryrandi6342
      @jerryrandi6342 Před 3 lety +208

      Nice

    • @AquaFan1998
      @AquaFan1998 Před 3 lety +369

      If thine eyes wonder past the key hole for but a second, what harm shall it cause? *peeks*

    • @frownyclowny6955
      @frownyclowny6955 Před 3 lety +127

      Joshua Wilshaw *sees*
      How wonderfully pleasant! Naiseee!

    • @mrbelarabi6062
      @mrbelarabi6062 Před 3 lety +105

      Sir joseph After he reliese that his mother: *BY THE ELDER GODS*

    • @angelicalily4279
      @angelicalily4279 Před 3 lety +4

      Why is Lappland watching JJBA? Lol anyway nice comment.

  • @OfDaSouth
    @OfDaSouth Před 3 lety +478

    "A UTTER FOOL, THOU SURELY ART! THE HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE'S TECHNOLOGY HAS NO EQUAL IN ANY OF THE MAP'S FOUR CORNERS, VERILY!"
    *launches trebuchet*

    • @Miraihi
      @Miraihi Před 3 lety +28

      *Stomach-mounted ballista.

    • @EmeraldX2
      @EmeraldX2 Před 3 lety +5

      Kars: Are you sure about that?

    • @riot_shield8428
      @riot_shield8428 Před 2 lety +9

      I laughed way too hard at this

    • @hodor4904
      @hodor4904 Před 2 lety +5

      @@Miraihi Stomach-mounted handcannon.

    • @crypticsnipezlp3364
      @crypticsnipezlp3364 Před 2 lety +1

      GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD
      -Stroheim

  • @butteredsalmonella
    @butteredsalmonella Před 3 lety +2939

    1400: We'll have Flying Cars in the future
    1940: wait a minu--

    • @lucaspatrick5519
      @lucaspatrick5519 Před 3 lety +59

      Quarantined Valkyrie you realize it’s a show about robot nazis and men that have been in pillars for many years

    • @butteredsalmonella
      @butteredsalmonella Před 3 lety +70

      @@VioletValk
      1. It's a joke, I'm not referencing that certain subreddit because I'm not a redditor, but you know what I mean.
      2. Carriages were a thing and that's what literally caused this Beauty of an Adventure.

    • @beaustanton5286
      @beaustanton5286 Před 3 lety +28

      @@butteredsalmonella I never thought about if carriages didn't exist the whole story wouldn't of happened

    • @butteredsalmonella
      @butteredsalmonella Před 3 lety +27

      @@beaustanton5286 The carriage that Jonathan's father and mother had crashed on, which ended up getting discovered by Dario (Dio's Abusive Father) where he then robs them which included the stone mask, his plan changed when he finds George barely conscious he then pretends to be his rescuers which made George feel like he owns a debt to him, gave him a letter or something like that that will support the Brando Family, after Dario dies, Dio uses the letter so he can come to the Joestar Mansion, and so begins this bizarrely bizzare adventure.

    • @moltencore3316
      @moltencore3316 Před 3 lety +39

      Wait Flying "Kars"?! Well guess they were right.

  • @vlaamscherp
    @vlaamscherp Před 3 lety +7540

    "I shalt use my hindmost technique, to retreateth tactically!"

    • @steeldruid
      @steeldruid  Před 3 lety +1067

      surely thou canst mean THAT technique, sir joseph?

    • @bayutrihanggoro4210
      @bayutrihanggoro4210 Před 3 lety +666

      @@steeldruid *smug*
      RUN FORTH THINE LIIIIFEEE!!!!!

    • @boid9761
      @boid9761 Před 3 lety +372

      Kars, probably: Hm. An act of cowardice. Thou must be foolish, to think thine can escape the wings of Death!

    • @theapexsurvivor9538
      @theapexsurvivor9538 Před 3 lety +97

      Nigerundayo Smokey!

    • @sillygoose2878
      @sillygoose2878 Před 3 lety +244

      SMOKEY, MAKE HASTE!

  • @bigchiefcxlvi7292
    @bigchiefcxlvi7292 Před 3 lety +5713

    “Thine next speech shall be “Impossible. I am thou’s god. Thine’s ultimate being””
    “Is thy correct?”

    • @segaking5846
      @segaking5846 Před 3 lety +240

      Impossible. I am thou’s god. Thine’s ultimate being! BY GOD!

    • @Astavyastataa
      @Astavyastataa Před 3 lety +128

      “Next thou shalt say: “Impossible. I am thy god. The ultimate being.”
      “Art thou correct?”

    • @aenilies
      @aenilies Před 3 lety +7

      Oh God, I have no idea what that means lmao

    • @JmonsterNEO
      @JmonsterNEO Před 3 lety +11

      Joanna Ciszewska it means “I am your god. The ultimate being”

    • @leeash_
      @leeash_ Před 3 lety +28

      you can't just throw thou and thy in random places and have it be proper old english

  • @d.n5287
    @d.n5287 Před 3 lety +1423

    Brutus: Your next words are "Et tu Brute?"
    Caesar: Et tu Brut- *NANI?!*
    *Gaius Julius Caesar has died*

    • @AbsurdlyLudicrous724
      @AbsurdlyLudicrous724 Před 3 lety +43

      2 months, and not a single person has made a joke about screaming Caesar's name.

    • @d.n5287
      @d.n5287 Před 3 lety +96

      @@AbsurdlyLudicrous724 ok then
      Octavian: *"CAAAAAEEEEEESSSSSAAAAAARRRRR!!!!"*

    • @DeelonJ
      @DeelonJ Před 3 lety +2

      @Cyclic Jellie incorrect 2/3 of this is gyros ufll name

    • @princeking8608
      @princeking8608 Před 3 lety +3

      @@DeelonJ Lmao I'm sure that's what he meant

    • @mosqit4324
      @mosqit4324 Před 3 lety +1

      CAESAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

  • @kialin
    @kialin Před 3 lety +4771

    How part 2 sounds to Josuke when Joseph tells him about it

    • @sakyyk
      @sakyyk Před 3 lety +58

      LoL

    • @ineedaname6757
      @ineedaname6757 Před 3 lety +55

      It's not . . . medieval?

    • @sakyyk
      @sakyyk Před 3 lety +266

      @@ineedaname6757 it's not, but a lot of people don't have a good idea or sense of timeline of humans or the world. So Josuke would also think it that way lol

    • @norange7903
      @norange7903 Před 3 lety +12

      LmAO

    • @tetsutetsu7206
      @tetsutetsu7206 Před 3 lety +17

      Sakyy .K I think you missed the joke

  • @Mudkip971
    @Mudkip971 Před 3 lety +2099

    Ah yes those evil pillar men.
    Wamuu
    Esidisi
    &
    Chariot

  • @Weird_Alchemist42
    @Weird_Alchemist42 Před 3 lety +14679

    "Thou next spoken words shall be thus: 'Did thou strategize this outcome too, Sir Joseph!?'"

    • @freakoutcat8396
      @freakoutcat8396 Před 3 lety +1248

      Did thou strategize this outcome too, Sir Joseph?
      BY THINE GODS!
      Edit: thy -> thou

    • @zawarudo596
      @zawarudo596 Před 3 lety +199

      *did _thou_

    • @EvelynnWinters2000
      @EvelynnWinters2000 Před 3 lety +747

      "Indeed, i stacketh the entire deck"
      *that beith a lie, but it shall infuriate Sir Kars*

    • @freakoutcat8396
      @freakoutcat8396 Před 3 lety +36

      @@zawarudo596 oh ok thx

    • @Weird_Alchemist42
      @Weird_Alchemist42 Před 3 lety +105

      @@zawarudo596 Thou must be thanked for the correction of thine words.

  • @maxnnnnn
    @maxnnnnn Před 3 lety +3409

    Plot Twist: *JoJo is actually a medieval play and Araki is hundreds of years old*

    • @artifex2.080
      @artifex2.080 Před 3 lety +293

      We already know he used the mask because he hasnt aged in 30 years

    • @yes6382
      @yes6382 Před 3 lety +187

      The reason we dont see him in broad daylight

    • @babarshah6479
      @babarshah6479 Před 3 lety +116

      @@artifex2.080 More like he is using Hamon.

    • @dudestop1198
      @dudestop1198 Před 3 lety +27

      Ye Olde Wondrous and Strange Tales of Jon the Jester

    • @1d10tcannotmakeusername
      @1d10tcannotmakeusername Před 3 lety +9

      @@dudestop1198 Fun fact: Ye is actually a misinterpretation of Þe or. Þ is "Thorn" or "TH"

  • @dienstaghd5815
    @dienstaghd5815 Před 3 lety +830

    Joseph
    *gets arm cut off
    Joseph: tis but a scratch
    Stroheim: you're wholes arms cut off
    Joseph: no it isnt

    • @TheJTPlays_
      @TheJTPlays_ Před 3 lety +29

      @Mio Honda 'Tis was a Monty Python reference

    • @VioletValk
      @VioletValk Před 3 lety +2

      the JT plays “tis’ was” isn’t grammatically correct. it’d just be tis’ because tis’ is “it is” so “it is was” wouldn’t make sense.

    • @marrarilander9239
      @marrarilander9239 Před 3 lety

      no t'is but a mere flesh wound

    • @panzernerd42
      @panzernerd42 Před 3 lety +2

      MONTY PYTHON REFRENCE YEEEEEEEEEE

    • @panzernerd42
      @panzernerd42 Před 3 lety +2

      JoJo: Tis but a scratch.
      Stroheim: A scratch? your arms off!
      JoJo: No it's not.
      Stroheim: Then whats that then? *points at evered arm*
      JoJo: I've had worse.

  • @lordzamasuvegetablackfusio9773

    Sir Joseph: Where is Caesar?
    Sir Wamuu: I dost fear the weight of his cross was too much for thy friend to bare.

    • @ParticleBomb
      @ParticleBomb Před 3 lety +105

      Too soon

    • @kalderanx3750
      @kalderanx3750 Před 3 lety +82

      Antares90 it’s been over three decades irl since it was written and over 80 years if we’re counting that it takes place in the thirties

    • @AeroQC
      @AeroQC Před 3 lety +65

      There hath been no words more apt to describe his predicament.

    • @SirDankleberry
      @SirDankleberry Před 3 lety +57

      @@kalderanx3750 It will always be too soon.

    • @weirdunknownperson2916
      @weirdunknownperson2916 Před 3 lety +35

      He died by the power of christ

  • @RyonettZXA053
    @RyonettZXA053 Před 3 lety +3545

    "THE GERMAN CRUSADES ARE THE BEST IN THE WORLD!!"
    *Sir. Rudol Von Stroheim*

  • @georges.7386
    @georges.7386 Před 3 lety +579

    “Hello, strong men that attracteth the eyes of many a fare maiden. Wilst thou allow me to pass by your checkpoint unscathed? I have several bottles of tequila on my presence.”
    “Do not move, heathen! Thou share in appearance with my sister, who has a build reminiscent of an ox!!!”
    “Most agreeable masters, the only articles of which I have under my outer garments is more tequila! Wouldst thou be tempted to steal a fleeting glance at my humble visage~?”

  • @Zamntron
    @Zamntron Před 3 lety +390

    JoJo's peculiar quest:
    The adventures of Sir Bruford and Sir Tarkus

  • @minticusmaximus4288
    @minticusmaximus4288 Před 3 lety +3990

    "Thou'st next statement shall be: T'was this part of thay design Knight Joseph?"

    • @maisonadwin2161
      @maisonadwin2161 Před 3 lety +173

      T’was this part of that design King Joseph? THEE GOD!

    • @herculesatan4514
      @herculesatan4514 Před 3 lety +102

      How doth thine always knoweth?

    • @dr.animegirlseksgivermd.9659
      @dr.animegirlseksgivermd.9659 Před 3 lety +123

      "YES KARTS, TWAS WAS PLANED FROM THE VERY BEGINNING" "(twas a lie but I know it shall infuriate sir karts)"

    • @lunlunala1391
      @lunlunala1391 Před 3 lety +2

      I am your 666th like.

    • @calemr
      @calemr Před 3 lety +22

      @@dr.animegirlseksgivermd.9659
      There's something about medieval Kars being "Karts" that just kills me...

  • @mauroelawesome6247
    @mauroelawesome6247 Před 3 lety +9778

    This would be if the pillar men would wake up early

    • @isuckatusernames4297
      @isuckatusernames4297 Před 3 lety +271

      Tbh even with stands I doubt anyone could have defeated them

    • @lonerscandream2019
      @lonerscandream2019 Před 3 lety +413

      @@isuckatusernames4297 vanilla ice and the hand could definitely beat them, probably

    • @vipoff3309
      @vipoff3309 Před 3 lety +308

      @Bożydar Grabowski Speech 100

    • @seventy9-ninety857
      @seventy9-ninety857 Před 3 lety +167

      @@lonerscandream2019 D4C could also kill Ultimate Kars

    • @runtergerutscht4401
      @runtergerutscht4401 Před 3 lety +129

      The actual crusaders would go full stand user on them and wipe the floor with their heretic asses obviously 😄

  • @kirbgaming8192
    @kirbgaming8192 Před 3 lety +371

    “I give thee thy appreciation, very appreciated sir Caesar!”
    “THOU SHALL RUN AWAY, SIR SMOKEY FRIEND”
    “I predict thous’t next line be....”
    “OH NO!..... OH THYNE LORD! THE HEAVENLY FECES”

    • @DaiaAdorns
      @DaiaAdorns Před 3 lety +14

      THE HEAVENLY FECES LOL
      I'M WEAK 🤣🤣🤣

    • @kirbgaming8192
      @kirbgaming8192 Před 3 lety +5

      Agent Carly
      **wheeze**

    • @w_ldan
      @w_ldan Před 2 lety

      Heavenly feces lmao

  • @noriakikakyoin7028
    @noriakikakyoin7028 Před 3 lety +182

    Joseph: *crys over caesar death*
    Caesar:just take my hamon

  • @andrewholmes2850
    @andrewholmes2850 Před 3 lety +11320

    Holy Roman alchemy is the most noteworthy on the globe

    • @kentlampad7266
      @kentlampad7266 Před 3 lety +625

      You utter fool!

    • @Slack_Official
      @Slack_Official Před 3 lety +984

      Thou pathetic jester!

    • @Ponera-Sama
      @Ponera-Sama Před 3 lety +125

      They didn't know it was a globe back then

    • @timbreuer7579
      @timbreuer7579 Před 3 lety +356

      Yes they did they already hab Model globes

    • @Astavyastataa
      @Astavyastataa Před 3 lety +324

      Ponera Grimoire the only people that really think the earth flat are 21st century Karens.

  • @TrueShilic
    @TrueShilic Před 3 lety +3316

    This is what Part 2 would have been like if the Pillar Men had woken up 1000 years early

  • @Squidgyy_
    @Squidgyy_ Před 3 lety +223

    Your next line will be: “‘Tis but a scratch!”

  • @disjointedhoudini
    @disjointedhoudini Před 3 lety +83

    Dio: Oh ho! Then come hither, fool!
    Jotaro: *Jingles miserably across the floor*

  • @NekogamiKun127
    @NekogamiKun127 Před 3 lety +3082

    "Accept this, oaf of a Joseph... Yon ultimate Ripple of mine!"
    _"KAIIIIIIIIISEEEEEER!"_

    • @senatorcatotheelder7530
      @senatorcatotheelder7530 Před 3 lety +8

      This is not ww1

    • @mrber0546
      @mrber0546 Před 3 lety +111

      @@senatorcatotheelder7530 depending on your pronunciation of Latin, Caesar can actually be pronounced as kaiser

    • @aditk792
      @aditk792 Před 3 lety +29

      @@mrber0546 yea I think gyro's name is pronounced as kaiser

    • @pudgyborb9792
      @pudgyborb9792 Před 3 lety +5

      @@aditk792 It is 👌

    • @idiotsandwich115
      @idiotsandwich115 Před 3 lety +15

      Oh no.. My last name is Kaiser.. And I'm german.. HELP

  • @Pxrple.vxmp0
    @Pxrple.vxmp0 Před 3 lety +818

    “Just take me hamon bro”
    The best way to describe caesar’s death

    • @wilhelmus1939
      @wilhelmus1939 Před 3 lety +17

      @Caesar Zeppeli SHIZAAAAA!!!

    • @shinariXD
      @shinariXD Před 3 lety +2

      Ceaser: *Dying*
      Ceasar again: *Bubble boi*
      Ceasar again again: *Take my fucking hamon I don’t care*

    • @shinariXD
      @shinariXD Před 3 lety

      Caesar Zeppeli *Its how I spell it lmao*

  • @angelicalily4279
    @angelicalily4279 Před 3 lety +70

    "Yo pass the aux cord"
    "You better not play trash"
    *Bloody Stream (Medieval Style) plays*

  • @monkyfunny2171
    @monkyfunny2171 Před 3 lety +76

    “Thou may have outsmartheth thine critical thinking, I have outsmartheth yours too! Sir Esith Disith.”

  • @Phoenix-cl2el
    @Phoenix-cl2el Před 3 lety +1716

    “I have came with a offering, tequila, could thou let I pass?”

    • @johncox187
      @johncox187 Před 3 lety +32

      Mead*

    • @obiwankenobi1685
      @obiwankenobi1685 Před 3 lety +14

      Phoenix you and John Cox shall pass we adore thien offering of tequila and thy noble mead welcome to our steadfast kingdom

    • @juice-box9321
      @juice-box9321 Před 3 lety +56

      "Are thou ill in thy head? Just behold thy stature! Truly only an oaf should fall for such trickery. Now, surrender thyself before we need harm thou."

    • @obiwankenobi1685
      @obiwankenobi1685 Před 3 lety +10

      Juice-Box eye king shall thine rolyalty have thine royal gaurdes find and execute those peasants

    • @remainderofsturgeonslaw7156
      @remainderofsturgeonslaw7156 Před 3 lety +11

      I‘m now seeing Joseph dressing up as either a Tavern Wench or Nun as he’s trying to get past the Guards

  • @goose9245
    @goose9245 Před 3 lety +1153

    "Run'eth For Ye life smokeeeeeyyy"

    • @thepunishersequence291
      @thepunishersequence291 Před 3 lety +39

      *flee

    • @johnliin
      @johnliin Před 3 lety +23

      Am I the only one who doesn't know anything about Shakespeare and medieval language?

    • @cryingcrane8173
      @cryingcrane8173 Před 3 lety +67

      @@johnliin Thou requirest nary idea of the olde tongue, for verily 'tis but a humorous mockery, this way of speech. If thou'rt fine with a makeshyft speech, and thou proceedest to create humorous comments, then naught shall I say in protest, for he who accuseth another man on such petty grounds is quite the loser indeed.

    • @SamiTheAnxiousBean
      @SamiTheAnxiousBean Před 3 lety +24

      @@johnliin Shakespeare talked pretty normally for his time
      *He just couldn't spell*

    • @gododoof
      @gododoof Před 3 lety +4

      ETHIOPFLEEDAYO

  • @acarrot9868
    @acarrot9868 Před 3 lety +64

    "Et tu, Wamuu" Then fall rock on Caesar

  • @tengudwn57
    @tengudwn57 Před 3 lety +59

    Prussian alchemical arts are upon thine highest decrees of the vast stretches of Earth!

  • @JazzJackrabbit
    @JazzJackrabbit Před 3 lety +2144

    Player: ”Caesar wants to fight Waamu on his own.”
    DM: ”Are you sure?”
    Player: ”Yes, I am sure”
    DM: ”Ok, roll a dexterity save”
    Player: ”Natural 1...”
    DM: ”Rocks fall, Caesar dies”

    • @runtergerutscht4401
      @runtergerutscht4401 Před 3 lety +66

      Escape rolls and saving throws probably also nat 1, smh

    • @ronramen5827
      @ronramen5827 Před 3 lety +56

      He-he almost beat Whammu...
      Sure, getting hit by the divine sandstorm and a cross shaped slab calls for low dexterity, but he had Wham! on the ropes.

    • @ivanivan744
      @ivanivan744 Před 3 lety +67

      Player: I'd like to encase my headband in a bubble, and put the remainder of my Ki into it for Joseph to use
      DM: You can't just transfer your Ki into an object-
      Player: It's your house rule!
      DM: ugh, fine. *Makes a note to remove homebrew KI rule after campaign*

    • @trackernivrig
      @trackernivrig Před 3 lety +2

      Lol this is pretty good.

    • @trackernivrig
      @trackernivrig Před 3 lety +3

      Ivan Ivan Lol makes a note

  • @zinji4592
    @zinji4592 Před 3 lety +1635

    Who would kill Caesar faster.
    A group of senators with daggers
    or
    One cross-shaped stone

    • @Jogyot3260
      @Jogyot3260 Před 3 lety +47

      But they are the entire Senate.....

    • @mabh1967
      @mabh1967 Před 3 lety +28

      you have gone too far....

    • @malikharper1549
      @malikharper1549 Před 3 lety +11

      One Stoney boi

    • @driddick7361
      @driddick7361 Před 3 lety +10

      Oh come now good sir! We all know the Great Caesar is too mighty to fall before runts!

    • @markmedrano9514
      @markmedrano9514 Před 3 lety +16

      PetPar RecBin54 II I AM THE SENATE

  • @atilakakimori6960
    @atilakakimori6960 Před 3 lety +193

    Sorry, I'm not sure but i think this is a JOJO REFERENCE

  • @Bonnie_Mairead
    @Bonnie_Mairead Před 3 lety +63

    King : "Servant! Did thou find minstrels to play at oneself's own party!"
    Servent : "Yes my leige."
    King : "Well, whomst did thy bring? Cyril and the Seven Plagues? Henry and the Hags? The Lice Brothers?"
    Servent : . . .
    King : "Answer me dammit!"
    Servent : *brings in this*
    King : . . .
    Servent : . . .
    King : . . .
    Servent : . . .
    King : "For now on, you must hire only them."

  • @thewrustywrench21
    @thewrustywrench21 Před 3 lety +1715

    “Thus sayeth you: ‘Do not dishonor our duel, sir Jojo!’”
    “Do not dishonor our duel, sir Jojo!”

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 3 lety +2347

    All jokes aside, this song hits harder than the rock that fell on Caesar.

  • @therealpyrogaming
    @therealpyrogaming Před 3 lety +30

    “TAKETH MINE NEW SPECIAL TECHNIQUE, MINE HAMON-FILLED METALLIC SPHERES THAT SHALL MAKETH A SOUND WHEN CLACKED TOGETHER!”

  • @justsomedinosaur9440
    @justsomedinosaur9440 Před 3 lety +81

    Here's the lyrics:
    Shijima no soko kara
    静寂の底から
    Mezameru sono hashira tachi toki o koe
    目覚めるその柱たち時を越え
    Shinku no chishio ga
    深紅の血潮が
    Tachiagaru yūki o hiki awaseru
    立ち上がる勇気を惹きあわせる
    Uketsugu ai o sadame to yobunara
    受け継ぐ愛を宿命と呼ぶなら
    Hohoemu me de tsugi no te o
    微笑む目で次の手を
    Yami o azamuite setsuna o kawashite
    闇を欺いて刹那を躱して
    Yaiba surinuke yatsura no suki o tsuke
    刃すり抜け奴らの間隙を突け
    Tsuranuita omoi ga mirai o hiraku
    つらぬいた信念が未来を拓く
    Like a bloody storm
    ライク・アー・ブラッディー・ストーム
    Atsuku like a bloody stone
    熱くライク・アー・ブラッディー・ストーン
    Ketsumyaku ni kizamareta in'nen ni
    血脈に刻まれた因縁に
    Ukiagaru kienai hokori no kizuna
    浮き上がる消えない誇りの絆
    Nigirishimete
    握りしめて
    Minagiru chikara ni
    漲る力に
    Uchitsukeru kodō wa akashi tomo no koe
    打ち付ける鼓動は証友の声
    Nijinda itami to
    滲んだ痛みと
    Ima ikinuku imi o kawashi nagara
    今生き抜く意味を交わしながら
    Omae no ishi ga yoake o michibiku
    お前の意志が夜明けを導く
    Mabayui hodo no kedakasa de
    目映いほどの気高さで
    Hikari sasu oka e shakunetsu no sora e
    光射す丘へ灼熱の空へ
    Tamashī ga butsukari au tabiji e
    魂がぶつかりあう旅路へ
    Kanashimi ni nurareta mirai o sukue
    悲しみに塗られた未来を救え
    Like a bloody soul
    ライク・アー・ブラッディー・ソウル
    Moyase like a bloody star
    燃やせライク・アー・ブラッディー・スター
    Honō saki kaze o tachi sono saki e
    炎裂き風を断ちその先へ
    Osorezu ni nani mo tamerawazu susume
    怖れずに何も躊躇わず進め
    Nagare no naka
    流れの中
    Kyōmei suru unmei no hamon kokoro ni
    共鳴する運命の波紋胸に
    Yami o azamuite setsuna o kawashite
    闇を欺いて刹那を躱して
    Yaiba surinuke yatsura no suki o tsuke
    刃すり抜け奴らの間隙を突け
    Tsuranuita omoi ga mirai o hiraku
    つらぬいた信念が未来を拓く
    Like a bloody storm
    ライク・アー・ブラッディー・ストーム
    Atsuku like a bloody stone
    熱くライク・アー・ブラッディー・ストーン
    Ketsumyaku ni kizamareta in'nen ni
    血脈に刻まれた因縁に
    Ukiagaru kienai hokori no kizuna
    浮き上がる消えない誇りの絆
    Nigirishimete
    握りしめて

  • @ultimatepronoob7320
    @ultimatepronoob7320 Před 3 lety +698

    "Ye shalt do it t'ill thine final breath..."
    "What is thine plan Sir Joseph?"
    *chuckles*
    "RUN FOR THINE LIFE SIR SMOKEEEEEEEEYYYYYY"

    • @noustrant
      @noustrant Před 3 lety +39

      Oh, the blessed Virgin Mary for i knoweth thou plan from the beginning!!!

    • @angelicalily4279
      @angelicalily4279 Před 3 lety +7

      Lol this is an underrated comment.

    • @deadknight1402
      @deadknight1402 Před 3 lety +5

      "I must useth thee secrete tradition of mine familee name."

  • @afifhunter1295
    @afifhunter1295 Před 3 lety +806

    These new stand users won't understand "The Tragedy of Caesar"

    • @artifex2.080
      @artifex2.080 Před 3 lety +30

      Those spin users wouldnt underSTAND the complexity of hamon

    • @RobotPilots
      @RobotPilots Před 3 lety +6

      Part skippers also.

    • @abhrajitdhar4628
      @abhrajitdhar4628 Před 3 lety +5

      @@RobotPilots battle tendency best part
      Change my mind

    • @lowlypurveyorofcram867
      @lowlypurveyorofcram867 Před 3 lety +8

      Have you heard The Tragedy of Sir Caesar the wise

    • @xSilentZeroXx
      @xSilentZeroXx Před 3 lety +6

      "Why didn't his Stand just stop the stone from falling on him?" -new Stand users, probably

  • @padwock3981
    @padwock3981 Před 3 lety +5

    “YOU SIMPLETON, I HAVE DECEIVED YOU, THUNDERCROSS SPLIT ATTACK”

  • @williamwolfstein6170
    @williamwolfstein6170 Před 3 lety +28

    Have you ever heard the tragedy of Lord Caesar? It's not a story that stand users would like you to hear...

  • @giagarex
    @giagarex Před 3 lety +442

    "SIR JOJO, TIS MY LAST RESERVE OF HAMON MAGIC. THOU SHALL TAKE IT FROM ME!!!"

  • @Nick-ou8hl
    @Nick-ou8hl Před 3 lety +437

    Stroheim:" *THE GERMAN* ..."
    Joseph:" Wait, Germany does not exist yet Sir..."

    • @vincentchang2259
      @vincentchang2259 Před 3 lety +75

      Sir. Stroheim:"THE HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE CRUSADES ARE THE BEST IN THE WORLD!!

    • @eliaslopez2740
      @eliaslopez2740 Před 3 lety +16

      The teuton!

    • @AndromedaPrima
      @AndromedaPrima Před 3 lety +20

      Brrrreakamonoggaaa! Holy Roman Empire has the most advanced technology on the earth!

    • @oberstkarl6640
      @oberstkarl6640 Před 3 lety +5

      hm, germanic tribes, the holy roman empire, prussia, idk lol

    • @titaniumsalmon3238
      @titaniumsalmon3238 Před 3 lety +2

      @@oberstkarl6640 East Francia?

  • @gorchillatheman-gorilla438

    "FLEE FOR THINE EXISTENCE, SQUIRE SMOKEY!!"

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache

    *Caesar:* Jerusalem
    *Rock:* The Latin Church

  • @andrewholmes2850
    @andrewholmes2850 Před 3 lety +558

    Thy following statement shall be: "Tis impossible to create such a work of beauty as thee"

    • @bolrath6984
      @bolrath6984 Před 3 lety +54

      tis impossible to create such a work of beauty as thee- BY GOD!

    • @imperialkitkat
      @imperialkitkat Před 3 lety +12

      @@bolrath6984 ye how dost one acquire such witchcraftment

    • @_MrMoney
      @_MrMoney Před 3 lety +9

      Tis impo- WHAT IN THE LORD'S NAME?

    • @AngelsLance
      @AngelsLance Před 3 lety +5

      Tis impossible to create such a work of beauty as thee- Forsooth! I hath been outwitted!

    • @obiwankenobi1685
      @obiwankenobi1685 Před 3 lety

      Tis Im - ah ah Ah how did thyne do that to thyne fellow scribes in thyne scribe box

  • @vergeljai
    @vergeljai Před 3 lety +457

    Sir JoJo's Peculiar Escapade: Combat Inclination

  • @hamiltonkid4454
    @hamiltonkid4454 Před 3 lety +15

    "Thou shalt declare, "Thy shan't dishonor thine duel, Joseph Joestar!"
    "Thy shan't dishonor thine duel, Joseph Joestar!"
    "BEFUDDLED!?"

  • @eminkilicaslan8945
    @eminkilicaslan8945 Před 3 lety +7

    Sir Polnareff: Sir Jotaro, thou gigi invented food. Says it pancake ey. O shall try 'em.

  • @VivaSaka
    @VivaSaka Před 3 lety +501

    Shiza: well, i died
    Angel: Thy first time facing the art of death my bard? No worries sir Jonathan of the Joestar house will meet your finest needs, tis' but a scratch for thy hand.

    • @CreeperDude-cm1wv
      @CreeperDude-cm1wv Před 3 lety +28

      That's actually kind of wholesome to think that Ceasar has met Jonathan in the afterlife

  • @TheBryanScout
    @TheBryanScout Před 3 lety +35

    When Signor Caesar is crushed by a stone and Sir Joseph is left to mourn with Lady Lisa

  • @mrtuxedogx6756
    @mrtuxedogx6756 Před 3 lety +15

    -"Are ya winning son"
    -"YES!!!! III AM!!!!"

  • @is0052
    @is0052 Před 3 lety +7

    The pillar men Wagon is coming for the philosopher stone of Aja.

  • @KellyCalKelsey
    @KellyCalKelsey Před 3 lety +175

    Kars: sir joseph of house joestar I humbly beg for thee red stone of aja for my mighty metamorphosis into thy ultimate life form.
    Joseph: lol wat?

    • @SamMito28
      @SamMito28 Před 3 lety +4

      Joseph's line cracked me up

  • @tinidor08
    @tinidor08 Před 3 lety +1096

    I can Imagine that rabbit scene from monty python but with a squirrel. LOL

  • @stealmtm
    @stealmtm Před 3 lety +10

    Thou proceeding speech shall be: thou shall not besmirch thy duel, Sir Joseph!
    thou shall not besmirch thy duel, Sir Joseph! *he be thou witch!*

  • @InkblotHyena
    @InkblotHyena Před 3 lety +5

    "For thy upcoming speech thou shalt utter, and I quote, shall indeed be-!"

  • @pedrogameprais7304
    @pedrogameprais7304 Před 3 lety +318

    “Eventually, Kars ceased bethinking”

  • @brandonvistan7444
    @brandonvistan7444 Před 3 lety +1118

    The events following the defeat of Kars are as such: The technologically advanced knight, Sir Rudol von Stroheim, died during the invasion of a foreign kingdom. The wealthy baron, Speedwagon, lived on for several years, but his ghost was called of him in the form of attack upon his waifu heart. Lisa Lisa settled with a playwright on the western edges of the known world. Smokey the Trusty Knave eventually returned to his homeland and acquired the title of lord. As for Sir Joseph, he begat Holly Joestar and she begat Jotaro Kujo. With the aid of Jotaro and other allies, Sir Joseph was able to lead a successful crusade in the east. There are many more accounts regarding the recorded persons, but so great would the labor be for a scribe to write upon one epistle alone.

    • @darksteiner631
      @darksteiner631 Před 3 lety +64

      For that hast been a great journey

    • @blitzkriegdragon013
      @blitzkriegdragon013 Před 3 lety +30

      playwright* would be more historically accurate.

    • @Fawwaz-zk7ts
      @Fawwaz-zk7ts Před 3 lety +23

      So,is sir Rudolf von Stroheim died during baltic crusade?

    • @brandonvistan7444
      @brandonvistan7444 Před 3 lety +5

      @@blitzkriegdragon013 Oh yeah. That's what I meant.

    • @no-sf7mc
      @no-sf7mc Před 3 lety +2

      He Lived Happy in The Teutonig Order
      Then Poland Showd up

  • @jeanpierrepolnareff787
    @jeanpierrepolnareff787 Před 3 lety +6

    So we just aren't going to talk about that "just take my hamon bro"?

  • @JoicPersonal
    @JoicPersonal Před 3 lety +30

    Nobody:
    Literally nobody:
    Caesar in this video: Just take my hamon bro

  • @goatherder6166
    @goatherder6166 Před 3 lety +290

    “I still have one infallible concoction!”
    “Hightail it off the scene sir Smokey!”

    • @terrywinters9123
      @terrywinters9123 Před 3 lety +11

      Doth time to flee sir Smokey!

    • @AirahsELL
      @AirahsELL Před 3 lety +9

      Smokey would be seen as a pickpocket and would not have a noble title.
      "RETREAT WITH HASTE, SMOKEY!"

    • @wannielmorsiquilloiii8552
      @wannielmorsiquilloiii8552 Před 3 lety +6

      Nigerundayeth with haste Esquire Smokey Brown!

    • @carloszapata847
      @carloszapata847 Před 2 lety +1

      @@AirahsELL
      Joseph knighted him because YOLO.

    • @AnimeboyIanpower
      @AnimeboyIanpower Před 2 lety +1

      @@wannielmorsiquilloiii8552 Okay. This comment killed me! You win the last of my Hamon!

  • @Rizzless69
    @Rizzless69 Před 3 lety +364

    JoJo: Tommy Gun
    Medieval JoJo: Crossbow

    • @darksteiner631
      @darksteiner631 Před 3 lety +27

      JoJo: Stands
      Medieval JoJo: Guardian Spirits

    • @almalone3282
      @almalone3282 Před 3 lety +14

      @@darksteiner631 wouldn't it be patron saints instead?

    • @doctorofskillz2932
      @doctorofskillz2932 Před 3 lety +5

      I mean he did use a crossbow at the end, but failed miserably

    • @bruhmoment1835
      @bruhmoment1835 Před 3 lety +2

      @@almalone3282 that's medieval sbrverse

    • @darksteiner631
      @darksteiner631 Před 3 lety +3

      @@almalone3282 Not all of them are christians, and also it fits appropriately to the Japanese culture. Since they believe in guardian spirits

  • @MrBreast-
    @MrBreast- Před 3 lety +3

    Ceaser of house Zeppeli: Just take my hamon bro
    Such a chad thing to say.

  • @oldmanestimanjr.3847
    @oldmanestimanjr.3847 Před 3 lety +8

    Me: I WANT THE FULL VERSION
    Others: But this is the full version
    Me: NO I WANT THE FULL VERSION

  • @kloudykreyven7148
    @kloudykreyven7148 Před 3 lety +747

    It’s as if the song itself is made in heaven

  • @numanbuyuk940
    @numanbuyuk940 Před 3 lety +405

    Man, I love these comments. Also, this one is really cool man. We'll miss you.

    • @steeldruid
      @steeldruid  Před 3 lety +100

      Ain't gonna be gone long! Just gotta get settled in is all

  • @florencedango8512
    @florencedango8512 Před 8 měsíci +2

    ceasar.. CEASAR?! " just take my hamon bro"

  • @SmellyYFeet
    @SmellyYFeet Před 3 lety +5

    Ngl this song slaps harder than
    "Thunder Cross Split attack"

  • @sareth027
    @sareth027 Před 3 lety +219

    " I didn't expected Spanish inquisition to show up..."

    • @conwool2609
      @conwool2609 Před 3 lety +20

      No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

    • @codenamejayden6345
      @codenamejayden6345 Před 3 lety +5

      Because
      That may be a jojo reference

    • @superplushtiman7ti075
      @superplushtiman7ti075 Před 3 lety +1

      I just expected a normal sketch, I didn’t expect the bloody Spanish Inquisition
      NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION

    • @mukundahosangadi5578
      @mukundahosangadi5578 Před 3 lety +1

      @@conwool2609 noone can just deflect the emarald splash

  • @bisexualichigo4227
    @bisexualichigo4227 Před 3 lety +410

    The only problem with Joseph in a medieval era is that he can’t pull out that mirror, hand grenade and machine gun trick.

    • @linusmota9712
      @linusmota9712 Před 3 lety +72

      he'd probably use a crossbow and a catapult

    • @pqbdwmnu
      @pqbdwmnu Před 3 lety +88

      Linus Mota Ancient problems call for ancient solutions

    • @drewwitvoet9288
      @drewwitvoet9288 Před 3 lety +18

      Nay he shall use the natural reflection of the water on sir straizo

    • @xekon14
      @xekon14 Před 3 lety +2

      wololololowhat sup Greek Fire!

    • @AirahsELL
      @AirahsELL Před 3 lety +5

      Hand grenades existed in China. Gunpowder was a thing but there weren't many firearms that made their way to Europe, much less America.

  • @ghostedtoast8318
    @ghostedtoast8318 Před 3 lety +2

    “Joseph! Please inherit what is left of my ripple energy!”

  • @drewl7330
    @drewl7330 Před 3 lety +4

    I like how this arrangement avoids striking dissonance, just like they would back in the day. Wouldn't want that Devil's jazz, would we?

  • @edgargaebolg9307
    @edgargaebolg9307 Před 3 lety +76

    Never had I expected the Holy Roman Empire to appear

  • @givikap120
    @givikap120 Před 3 lety +1

    1300: if i do good, i will have wings.
    1939: oh shiet, its not working.

  • @danielpayne2450
    @danielpayne2450 Před 3 lety +3

    “This is mine own technique: Hamon Bubbleth Launcheth!”

  • @hagymasimilan3470
    @hagymasimilan3470 Před 3 lety +79

    When you wake up too early and have to wait for the protagonist to be born

  • @ProtoFriglacial
    @ProtoFriglacial Před 3 lety +48

    "How was that Sir Joseph? I cut your arm off, cease now and you may be spared!"
    "Tis' but a Scratch"

  • @laiqa09fikry
    @laiqa09fikry Před 3 lety +2

    “Just take my hamon bro”

  • @realll
    @realll Před 3 lety +1

    I read the Big letters and thought it was gonna say "The tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise."

  • @Jireninyourrecommendations
    @Jireninyourrecommendations Před 3 lety +73

    Jojo! This is the lasteth of mine own Hamon! Taketh it from me!

    • @evanschmeven
      @evanschmeven Před 3 lety +2

      @Samuel Scott SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZA WHY HAVE YOU DEPARTED SO SOON? Thine heart aches at the thought of thou not by my side in this war. The Great Wammu of the Unholy Tomb, prepare thyself for my Breath of God and Spherical instruments of Speed and Pain.

  • @Mike_Ka-Chowski
    @Mike_Ka-Chowski Před 3 lety +28

    I believe this was the song chosen for medieval renditions of Oedipus
    "It will hurt not if I taketh a glimpse at thee. Verrrillllyyy"

  • @snowo_shiza
    @snowo_shiza Před 3 lety +3

    funny enough, my name is Caesar, and I dont like it whenever I show up, my friends are like: "SHEEEEEEZZZAAAAAAAAAA"

  • @paytonbrady310
    @paytonbrady310 Před 3 lety +174

    he's unmatched unkillable. the ultimate lifeform.

  • @thebingusgod7278
    @thebingusgod7278 Před 3 lety +61

    JOJO, TAKE MY LUTE

  • @Mono_Phantom
    @Mono_Phantom Před 6 měsíci

    The way I can listen to Bloody Stream countless times and it never gets old, proves how great it is.

  • @Spacebeam99
    @Spacebeam99 Před 3 lety +1

    This ceaser on the pic is like : "Hey Whats UP!"

  • @Tenshii_Artii
    @Tenshii_Artii Před 3 lety +52

    I just have this image in my head of some intense battle going in some kind of valley. It is a brutal war on both sides. But then there's the local bard and his mates just standing all in the midst of that chaos, playing this tune. Somehow, not even that severed head that just flew past in front of him could deter his soul.

    • @v2danny925
      @v2danny925 Před 3 lety +6

      This reminds me of Mordhau and People doing exactly that while blasting E1M1 in the middle of a battle

    • @kkaassist
      @kkaassist Před 3 lety +3

      tOSS A COIN TO THE-
      *fucking dies*

  • @ahuman2303
    @ahuman2303 Před 3 lety +696

    Is this a reference to a popular anime/manga JOJO’S bizzare adventures?

  • @leafo4
    @leafo4 Před 3 lety +1

    The next words spoken from thine own mouth shall be "do not dishonor our duel, sir Joseph

  • @lavenderhuman
    @lavenderhuman Před 3 lety +1

    When thou discovers the maiden thou hast been yearning for is thy mother

  • @ardcheannard
    @ardcheannard Před 3 lety +76

    F in chat for the Italian chad himself.

  • @Ghost_Brawler
    @Ghost_Brawler Před 3 lety

    I like how Joseph is just crying that Caesar is dying and Caesar is like just take my Hamon bro

  • @clumxy_az6941
    @clumxy_az6941 Před 3 lety +1

    "Caesar... CAESAR!" "Just take my hamon bro."

  • @vincenzorutigliano5435
    @vincenzorutigliano5435 Před 3 lety +102

    Didst thee bethink yond the m're 'ruption of a vulcano wouldst beest enow to stand ho the almighty Kars, Jojo?!

  • @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun
    @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun Před 3 lety +44

    This song plays when Shrek and Donkey fought against Lord Farquaad, Prince Charming and Rumpelstiltskin