Bloody Stream (Medieval Style)
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- čas přidán 27. 06. 2020
- CAESAAAAAAR NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! F's in the comments for my poor italian boy
Okay, so. Remember how in the last video I wrote that it'd be my last one for a while? Well, I felt bad knowing that a LOT of you had asked for this, so I put a hiatus on my hiatus so I could give this a try.
Also important to say: All the medieval songs should now be enabled for download on soundcloud, so go ahead with that if you wanna compile a playlist for DnD sessions etc.
If you want to make vocal covers/adaptations/transformations on ANY of the bardcore stuff I've made, seriously go right ahead. You don't need to ask my permission.
If feel like supporting me on all this music shtuff, there's a patreon link below.
Thanks for being awesome.
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#bardcore #medieval - Hudba
This'll be it for a while, boys.
I'm in the process of finding a new place to live, and starting my studies. I won't be long, maybe a month or two, but when I come back...
What would you like to see/hear?
Sono Chi No Sadame Medieval style that or stardust crusaders op1
Megalovania
@@danksubstance3246 no better yet Jevil's theme or Battle Against a True Hero or Bergentrückung
RENAI CIRCULATION
Black rover
I can imagine von stroheim being like 70% wood
"Holy Roman alchemy is the most notable on the globe!" ~ another commenter
@@Kuriboh1008 Holy Roman 😭
No von stroheim is 70% jewish Golem Israeli magic is the most noteble on this realm
Just a log with a head
Did he burn cuz moving?
Joseph, after seeing his mother: "Now this is a very pleasant view to behold!"
Nice
If thine eyes wonder past the key hole for but a second, what harm shall it cause? *peeks*
Joshua Wilshaw *sees*
How wonderfully pleasant! Naiseee!
Sir joseph After he reliese that his mother: *BY THE ELDER GODS*
Why is Lappland watching JJBA? Lol anyway nice comment.
"A UTTER FOOL, THOU SURELY ART! THE HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE'S TECHNOLOGY HAS NO EQUAL IN ANY OF THE MAP'S FOUR CORNERS, VERILY!"
*launches trebuchet*
*Stomach-mounted ballista.
Kars: Are you sure about that?
I laughed way too hard at this
@@Miraihi Stomach-mounted handcannon.
GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD
-Stroheim
1400: We'll have Flying Cars in the future
1940: wait a minu--
Quarantined Valkyrie you realize it’s a show about robot nazis and men that have been in pillars for many years
@@VioletValk
1. It's a joke, I'm not referencing that certain subreddit because I'm not a redditor, but you know what I mean.
2. Carriages were a thing and that's what literally caused this Beauty of an Adventure.
@@butteredsalmonella I never thought about if carriages didn't exist the whole story wouldn't of happened
@@beaustanton5286 The carriage that Jonathan's father and mother had crashed on, which ended up getting discovered by Dario (Dio's Abusive Father) where he then robs them which included the stone mask, his plan changed when he finds George barely conscious he then pretends to be his rescuers which made George feel like he owns a debt to him, gave him a letter or something like that that will support the Brando Family, after Dario dies, Dio uses the letter so he can come to the Joestar Mansion, and so begins this bizarrely bizzare adventure.
Wait Flying "Kars"?! Well guess they were right.
"I shalt use my hindmost technique, to retreateth tactically!"
surely thou canst mean THAT technique, sir joseph?
@@steeldruid *smug*
RUN FORTH THINE LIIIIFEEE!!!!!
Kars, probably: Hm. An act of cowardice. Thou must be foolish, to think thine can escape the wings of Death!
Nigerundayo Smokey!
SMOKEY, MAKE HASTE!
“Thine next speech shall be “Impossible. I am thou’s god. Thine’s ultimate being””
“Is thy correct?”
Impossible. I am thou’s god. Thine’s ultimate being! BY GOD!
“Next thou shalt say: “Impossible. I am thy god. The ultimate being.”
“Art thou correct?”
Oh God, I have no idea what that means lmao
Joanna Ciszewska it means “I am your god. The ultimate being”
you can't just throw thou and thy in random places and have it be proper old english
Brutus: Your next words are "Et tu Brute?"
Caesar: Et tu Brut- *NANI?!*
*Gaius Julius Caesar has died*
2 months, and not a single person has made a joke about screaming Caesar's name.
@@AbsurdlyLudicrous724 ok then
Octavian: *"CAAAAAEEEEEESSSSSAAAAAARRRRR!!!!"*
@Cyclic Jellie incorrect 2/3 of this is gyros ufll name
@@DeelonJ Lmao I'm sure that's what he meant
CAESAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
How part 2 sounds to Josuke when Joseph tells him about it
LoL
It's not . . . medieval?
@@ineedaname6757 it's not, but a lot of people don't have a good idea or sense of timeline of humans or the world. So Josuke would also think it that way lol
LmAO
Sakyy .K I think you missed the joke
Ah yes those evil pillar men.
Wamuu
Esidisi
&
Chariot
Took me a second.
My sides
Karts
Non-silver Chariot
Khariots
Santana?
"Thou next spoken words shall be thus: 'Did thou strategize this outcome too, Sir Joseph!?'"
Did thou strategize this outcome too, Sir Joseph?
BY THINE GODS!
Edit: thy -> thou
*did _thou_
"Indeed, i stacketh the entire deck"
*that beith a lie, but it shall infuriate Sir Kars*
@@zawarudo596 oh ok thx
@@zawarudo596 Thou must be thanked for the correction of thine words.
Plot Twist: *JoJo is actually a medieval play and Araki is hundreds of years old*
We already know he used the mask because he hasnt aged in 30 years
The reason we dont see him in broad daylight
@@artifex2.080 More like he is using Hamon.
Ye Olde Wondrous and Strange Tales of Jon the Jester
@@dudestop1198 Fun fact: Ye is actually a misinterpretation of Þe or. Þ is "Thorn" or "TH"
Joseph
*gets arm cut off
Joseph: tis but a scratch
Stroheim: you're wholes arms cut off
Joseph: no it isnt
@Mio Honda 'Tis was a Monty Python reference
the JT plays “tis’ was” isn’t grammatically correct. it’d just be tis’ because tis’ is “it is” so “it is was” wouldn’t make sense.
no t'is but a mere flesh wound
MONTY PYTHON REFRENCE YEEEEEEEEEE
JoJo: Tis but a scratch.
Stroheim: A scratch? your arms off!
JoJo: No it's not.
Stroheim: Then whats that then? *points at evered arm*
JoJo: I've had worse.
Sir Joseph: Where is Caesar?
Sir Wamuu: I dost fear the weight of his cross was too much for thy friend to bare.
Too soon
Antares90 it’s been over three decades irl since it was written and over 80 years if we’re counting that it takes place in the thirties
There hath been no words more apt to describe his predicament.
@@kalderanx3750 It will always be too soon.
He died by the power of christ
"THE GERMAN CRUSADES ARE THE BEST IN THE WORLD!!"
*Sir. Rudol Von Stroheim*
The Teutonic Order you mean? 🤩
@@captainvalourous6668 every AoE2 player can confirm
*Holy Roman
[Avalon's ♪Log In♫ intensifies]
Thou utter FOOL! Teutonic engineering is the best in all of Christendom!!
“Hello, strong men that attracteth the eyes of many a fare maiden. Wilst thou allow me to pass by your checkpoint unscathed? I have several bottles of tequila on my presence.”
“Do not move, heathen! Thou share in appearance with my sister, who has a build reminiscent of an ox!!!”
“Most agreeable masters, the only articles of which I have under my outer garments is more tequila! Wouldst thou be tempted to steal a fleeting glance at my humble visage~?”
" I haveth alcohol, will thy let me pass by?"
You won🤣
JoJo's peculiar quest:
The adventures of Sir Bruford and Sir Tarkus
@TrueProgression Redford*
@TrueProgression *Greenford
Yellowford*
@@Swifty_Joe marineford- oops wrong anime
@@P-X331 purpleford
"Thou'st next statement shall be: T'was this part of thay design Knight Joseph?"
T’was this part of that design King Joseph? THEE GOD!
How doth thine always knoweth?
"YES KARTS, TWAS WAS PLANED FROM THE VERY BEGINNING" "(twas a lie but I know it shall infuriate sir karts)"
I am your 666th like.
@@dr.animegirlseksgivermd.9659
There's something about medieval Kars being "Karts" that just kills me...
This would be if the pillar men would wake up early
Tbh even with stands I doubt anyone could have defeated them
@@isuckatusernames4297 vanilla ice and the hand could definitely beat them, probably
@Bożydar Grabowski Speech 100
@@lonerscandream2019 D4C could also kill Ultimate Kars
The actual crusaders would go full stand user on them and wipe the floor with their heretic asses obviously 😄
“I give thee thy appreciation, very appreciated sir Caesar!”
“THOU SHALL RUN AWAY, SIR SMOKEY FRIEND”
“I predict thous’t next line be....”
“OH NO!..... OH THYNE LORD! THE HEAVENLY FECES”
THE HEAVENLY FECES LOL
I'M WEAK 🤣🤣🤣
Agent Carly
**wheeze**
Heavenly feces lmao
Joseph: *crys over caesar death*
Caesar:just take my hamon
Holy Roman alchemy is the most noteworthy on the globe
You utter fool!
Thou pathetic jester!
They didn't know it was a globe back then
Yes they did they already hab Model globes
Ponera Grimoire the only people that really think the earth flat are 21st century Karens.
This is what Part 2 would have been like if the Pillar Men had woken up 1000 years early
600 years would've worked too
1338 SIIIIRRRRRR SHIIIIIZAAAAAAA!
*Baron Zeppeli*
@@111games. Countess Elizabeth
@@tahaahmedsiddiqui5602 and now 600 likes
Your next line will be: “‘Tis but a scratch!”
Tis but a scratch
PARDON?!?!
A scratch? Thy arm in it's entirety hath been removed from thy shoulder!
It’s only a flesh wound
Tis but a scratch!
Tis but a-
Nandato?
Dio: Oh ho! Then come hither, fool!
Jotaro: *Jingles miserably across the floor*
"Accept this, oaf of a Joseph... Yon ultimate Ripple of mine!"
_"KAIIIIIIIIISEEEEEER!"_
This is not ww1
@@senatorcatotheelder7530 depending on your pronunciation of Latin, Caesar can actually be pronounced as kaiser
@@mrber0546 yea I think gyro's name is pronounced as kaiser
@@aditk792 It is 👌
Oh no.. My last name is Kaiser.. And I'm german.. HELP
“Just take me hamon bro”
The best way to describe caesar’s death
@Caesar Zeppeli SHIZAAAAA!!!
Ceaser: *Dying*
Ceasar again: *Bubble boi*
Ceasar again again: *Take my fucking hamon I don’t care*
Caesar Zeppeli *Its how I spell it lmao*
"Yo pass the aux cord"
"You better not play trash"
*Bloody Stream (Medieval Style) plays*
“Thou may have outsmartheth thine critical thinking, I have outsmartheth yours too! Sir Esith Disith.”
“I have came with a offering, tequila, could thou let I pass?”
Mead*
Phoenix you and John Cox shall pass we adore thien offering of tequila and thy noble mead welcome to our steadfast kingdom
"Are thou ill in thy head? Just behold thy stature! Truly only an oaf should fall for such trickery. Now, surrender thyself before we need harm thou."
Juice-Box eye king shall thine rolyalty have thine royal gaurdes find and execute those peasants
I‘m now seeing Joseph dressing up as either a Tavern Wench or Nun as he’s trying to get past the Guards
"Run'eth For Ye life smokeeeeeyyy"
*flee
Am I the only one who doesn't know anything about Shakespeare and medieval language?
@@johnliin Thou requirest nary idea of the olde tongue, for verily 'tis but a humorous mockery, this way of speech. If thou'rt fine with a makeshyft speech, and thou proceedest to create humorous comments, then naught shall I say in protest, for he who accuseth another man on such petty grounds is quite the loser indeed.
@@johnliin Shakespeare talked pretty normally for his time
*He just couldn't spell*
ETHIOPFLEEDAYO
"Et tu, Wamuu" Then fall rock on Caesar
Prussian alchemical arts are upon thine highest decrees of the vast stretches of Earth!
Player: ”Caesar wants to fight Waamu on his own.”
DM: ”Are you sure?”
Player: ”Yes, I am sure”
DM: ”Ok, roll a dexterity save”
Player: ”Natural 1...”
DM: ”Rocks fall, Caesar dies”
Escape rolls and saving throws probably also nat 1, smh
He-he almost beat Whammu...
Sure, getting hit by the divine sandstorm and a cross shaped slab calls for low dexterity, but he had Wham! on the ropes.
Player: I'd like to encase my headband in a bubble, and put the remainder of my Ki into it for Joseph to use
DM: You can't just transfer your Ki into an object-
Player: It's your house rule!
DM: ugh, fine. *Makes a note to remove homebrew KI rule after campaign*
Lol this is pretty good.
Ivan Ivan Lol makes a note
Who would kill Caesar faster.
A group of senators with daggers
or
One cross-shaped stone
But they are the entire Senate.....
you have gone too far....
One Stoney boi
Oh come now good sir! We all know the Great Caesar is too mighty to fall before runts!
PetPar RecBin54 II I AM THE SENATE
Sorry, I'm not sure but i think this is a JOJO REFERENCE
No way
@@otakuhentai4525 maybe you are right, but Nice nickname
I do believe it is, good sir
@@zackozga2411 is a very discreet and subtle reference
JoJo? Where? 😕
King : "Servant! Did thou find minstrels to play at oneself's own party!"
Servent : "Yes my leige."
King : "Well, whomst did thy bring? Cyril and the Seven Plagues? Henry and the Hags? The Lice Brothers?"
Servent : . . .
King : "Answer me dammit!"
Servent : *brings in this*
King : . . .
Servent : . . .
King : . . .
Servent : . . .
King : "For now on, you must hire only them."
“Thus sayeth you: ‘Do not dishonor our duel, sir Jojo!’”
“Do not dishonor our duel, sir Jojo!”
Nani?!
PARDON?
'What in God's dear name?'
'Thy dagger is hidden in pockets on thy behind me'lord
@@lumbo788 By what witchcraft?!
All jokes aside, this song hits harder than the rock that fell on Caesar.
Ouch xD
Ow
Did they ever retrieve ceasers body. Or like, is he just a human pancake now.
How original
OOF
“TAKETH MINE NEW SPECIAL TECHNIQUE, MINE HAMON-FILLED METALLIC SPHERES THAT SHALL MAKETH A SOUND WHEN CLACKED TOGETHER!”
Here's the lyrics:
Shijima no soko kara
静寂の底から
Mezameru sono hashira tachi toki o koe
目覚めるその柱たち時を越え
Shinku no chishio ga
深紅の血潮が
Tachiagaru yūki o hiki awaseru
立ち上がる勇気を惹きあわせる
Uketsugu ai o sadame to yobunara
受け継ぐ愛を宿命と呼ぶなら
Hohoemu me de tsugi no te o
微笑む目で次の手を
Yami o azamuite setsuna o kawashite
闇を欺いて刹那を躱して
Yaiba surinuke yatsura no suki o tsuke
刃すり抜け奴らの間隙を突け
Tsuranuita omoi ga mirai o hiraku
つらぬいた信念が未来を拓く
Like a bloody storm
ライク・アー・ブラッディー・ストーム
Atsuku like a bloody stone
熱くライク・アー・ブラッディー・ストーン
Ketsumyaku ni kizamareta in'nen ni
血脈に刻まれた因縁に
Ukiagaru kienai hokori no kizuna
浮き上がる消えない誇りの絆
Nigirishimete
握りしめて
Minagiru chikara ni
漲る力に
Uchitsukeru kodō wa akashi tomo no koe
打ち付ける鼓動は証友の声
Nijinda itami to
滲んだ痛みと
Ima ikinuku imi o kawashi nagara
今生き抜く意味を交わしながら
Omae no ishi ga yoake o michibiku
お前の意志が夜明けを導く
Mabayui hodo no kedakasa de
目映いほどの気高さで
Hikari sasu oka e shakunetsu no sora e
光射す丘へ灼熱の空へ
Tamashī ga butsukari au tabiji e
魂がぶつかりあう旅路へ
Kanashimi ni nurareta mirai o sukue
悲しみに塗られた未来を救え
Like a bloody soul
ライク・アー・ブラッディー・ソウル
Moyase like a bloody star
燃やせライク・アー・ブラッディー・スター
Honō saki kaze o tachi sono saki e
炎裂き風を断ちその先へ
Osorezu ni nani mo tamerawazu susume
怖れずに何も躊躇わず進め
Nagare no naka
流れの中
Kyōmei suru unmei no hamon kokoro ni
共鳴する運命の波紋胸に
Yami o azamuite setsuna o kawashite
闇を欺いて刹那を躱して
Yaiba surinuke yatsura no suki o tsuke
刃すり抜け奴らの間隙を突け
Tsuranuita omoi ga mirai o hiraku
つらぬいた信念が未来を拓く
Like a bloody storm
ライク・アー・ブラッディー・ストーム
Atsuku like a bloody stone
熱くライク・アー・ブラッディー・ストーン
Ketsumyaku ni kizamareta in'nen ni
血脈に刻まれた因縁に
Ukiagaru kienai hokori no kizuna
浮き上がる消えない誇りの絆
Nigirishimete
握りしめて
I'm sorry that was mean. Im sorry i called you a dum dum
@@elpotato5011 ?
"Ye shalt do it t'ill thine final breath..."
"What is thine plan Sir Joseph?"
*chuckles*
"RUN FOR THINE LIFE SIR SMOKEEEEEEEEYYYYYY"
Oh, the blessed Virgin Mary for i knoweth thou plan from the beginning!!!
Lol this is an underrated comment.
"I must useth thee secrete tradition of mine familee name."
These new stand users won't understand "The Tragedy of Caesar"
Those spin users wouldnt underSTAND the complexity of hamon
Part skippers also.
@@RobotPilots battle tendency best part
Change my mind
Have you heard The Tragedy of Sir Caesar the wise
"Why didn't his Stand just stop the stone from falling on him?" -new Stand users, probably
“YOU SIMPLETON, I HAVE DECEIVED YOU, THUNDERCROSS SPLIT ATTACK”
Have you ever heard the tragedy of Lord Caesar? It's not a story that stand users would like you to hear...
"SIR JOJO, TIS MY LAST RESERVE OF HAMON MAGIC. THOU SHALL TAKE IT FROM ME!!!"
SHIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Stroheim:" *THE GERMAN* ..."
Joseph:" Wait, Germany does not exist yet Sir..."
Sir. Stroheim:"THE HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE CRUSADES ARE THE BEST IN THE WORLD!!
The teuton!
Brrrreakamonoggaaa! Holy Roman Empire has the most advanced technology on the earth!
hm, germanic tribes, the holy roman empire, prussia, idk lol
@@oberstkarl6640 East Francia?
"FLEE FOR THINE EXISTENCE, SQUIRE SMOKEY!!"
*Caesar:* Jerusalem
*Rock:* The Latin Church
Thy following statement shall be: "Tis impossible to create such a work of beauty as thee"
tis impossible to create such a work of beauty as thee- BY GOD!
@@bolrath6984 ye how dost one acquire such witchcraftment
Tis impo- WHAT IN THE LORD'S NAME?
Tis impossible to create such a work of beauty as thee- Forsooth! I hath been outwitted!
Tis Im - ah ah Ah how did thyne do that to thyne fellow scribes in thyne scribe box
Sir JoJo's Peculiar Escapade: Combat Inclination
"Thou shalt declare, "Thy shan't dishonor thine duel, Joseph Joestar!"
"Thy shan't dishonor thine duel, Joseph Joestar!"
"BEFUDDLED!?"
Sir Polnareff: Sir Jotaro, thou gigi invented food. Says it pancake ey. O shall try 'em.
Shiza: well, i died
Angel: Thy first time facing the art of death my bard? No worries sir Jonathan of the Joestar house will meet your finest needs, tis' but a scratch for thy hand.
That's actually kind of wholesome to think that Ceasar has met Jonathan in the afterlife
When Signor Caesar is crushed by a stone and Sir Joseph is left to mourn with Lady Lisa
With Sir Vonn and Lord Kars... Oh jeez I loved it.
Lady Elizabeth*
-"Are ya winning son"
-"YES!!!! III AM!!!!"
The pillar men Wagon is coming for the philosopher stone of Aja.
Kars: sir joseph of house joestar I humbly beg for thee red stone of aja for my mighty metamorphosis into thy ultimate life form.
Joseph: lol wat?
Joseph's line cracked me up
I can Imagine that rabbit scene from monty python but with a squirrel. LOL
Oh god yea, that rabbit's dynamite.
Bring forth the holy hand grenade!
lmao
thou shallst count to three, not 4 and not 2 unless thou is counting up to 3, 5 is out of the question.
@@justanenglishcommentpassin644 i Saw you everywhere dude
Thou proceeding speech shall be: thou shall not besmirch thy duel, Sir Joseph!
thou shall not besmirch thy duel, Sir Joseph! *he be thou witch!*
"For thy upcoming speech thou shalt utter, and I quote, shall indeed be-!"
“Eventually, Kars ceased bethinking”
The events following the defeat of Kars are as such: The technologically advanced knight, Sir Rudol von Stroheim, died during the invasion of a foreign kingdom. The wealthy baron, Speedwagon, lived on for several years, but his ghost was called of him in the form of attack upon his waifu heart. Lisa Lisa settled with a playwright on the western edges of the known world. Smokey the Trusty Knave eventually returned to his homeland and acquired the title of lord. As for Sir Joseph, he begat Holly Joestar and she begat Jotaro Kujo. With the aid of Jotaro and other allies, Sir Joseph was able to lead a successful crusade in the east. There are many more accounts regarding the recorded persons, but so great would the labor be for a scribe to write upon one epistle alone.
For that hast been a great journey
playwright* would be more historically accurate.
So,is sir Rudolf von Stroheim died during baltic crusade?
@@blitzkriegdragon013 Oh yeah. That's what I meant.
He Lived Happy in The Teutonig Order
Then Poland Showd up
So we just aren't going to talk about that "just take my hamon bro"?
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Caesar in this video: Just take my hamon bro
“I still have one infallible concoction!”
“Hightail it off the scene sir Smokey!”
Doth time to flee sir Smokey!
Smokey would be seen as a pickpocket and would not have a noble title.
"RETREAT WITH HASTE, SMOKEY!"
Nigerundayeth with haste Esquire Smokey Brown!
@@AirahsELL
Joseph knighted him because YOLO.
@@wannielmorsiquilloiii8552 Okay. This comment killed me! You win the last of my Hamon!
JoJo: Tommy Gun
Medieval JoJo: Crossbow
JoJo: Stands
Medieval JoJo: Guardian Spirits
@@darksteiner631 wouldn't it be patron saints instead?
I mean he did use a crossbow at the end, but failed miserably
@@almalone3282 that's medieval sbrverse
@@almalone3282 Not all of them are christians, and also it fits appropriately to the Japanese culture. Since they believe in guardian spirits
Ceaser of house Zeppeli: Just take my hamon bro
Such a chad thing to say.
Me: I WANT THE FULL VERSION
Others: But this is the full version
Me: NO I WANT THE FULL VERSION
It’s as if the song itself is made in heaven
We don't mention that stands name in this house!
*Made in Heaven*
You mean made OVER heaven
Is a Jojo reference? Xd
Why yes
Man, I love these comments. Also, this one is really cool man. We'll miss you.
Ain't gonna be gone long! Just gotta get settled in is all
ceasar.. CEASAR?! " just take my hamon bro"
Ngl this song slaps harder than
"Thunder Cross Split attack"
" I didn't expected Spanish inquisition to show up..."
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Because
That may be a jojo reference
I just expected a normal sketch, I didn’t expect the bloody Spanish Inquisition
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION
@@conwool2609 noone can just deflect the emarald splash
The only problem with Joseph in a medieval era is that he can’t pull out that mirror, hand grenade and machine gun trick.
he'd probably use a crossbow and a catapult
Linus Mota Ancient problems call for ancient solutions
Nay he shall use the natural reflection of the water on sir straizo
wololololowhat sup Greek Fire!
Hand grenades existed in China. Gunpowder was a thing but there weren't many firearms that made their way to Europe, much less America.
“Joseph! Please inherit what is left of my ripple energy!”
I like how this arrangement avoids striking dissonance, just like they would back in the day. Wouldn't want that Devil's jazz, would we?
Never had I expected the Holy Roman Empire to appear
1300: if i do good, i will have wings.
1939: oh shiet, its not working.
“This is mine own technique: Hamon Bubbleth Launcheth!”
When you wake up too early and have to wait for the protagonist to be born
When you kill the lord and become lord 🔝
"How was that Sir Joseph? I cut your arm off, cease now and you may be spared!"
"Tis' but a Scratch"
“Just take my hamon bro”
I read the Big letters and thought it was gonna say "The tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise."
Jojo! This is the lasteth of mine own Hamon! Taketh it from me!
@Samuel Scott SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZA WHY HAVE YOU DEPARTED SO SOON? Thine heart aches at the thought of thou not by my side in this war. The Great Wammu of the Unholy Tomb, prepare thyself for my Breath of God and Spherical instruments of Speed and Pain.
I believe this was the song chosen for medieval renditions of Oedipus
"It will hurt not if I taketh a glimpse at thee. Verrrillllyyy"
funny enough, my name is Caesar, and I dont like it whenever I show up, my friends are like: "SHEEEEEEZZZAAAAAAAAAA"
he's unmatched unkillable. the ultimate lifeform.
JOJO, TAKE MY LUTE
Lady Lisa Lisa, did thousth hear that?
The way I can listen to Bloody Stream countless times and it never gets old, proves how great it is.
This ceaser on the pic is like : "Hey Whats UP!"
I just have this image in my head of some intense battle going in some kind of valley. It is a brutal war on both sides. But then there's the local bard and his mates just standing all in the midst of that chaos, playing this tune. Somehow, not even that severed head that just flew past in front of him could deter his soul.
This reminds me of Mordhau and People doing exactly that while blasting E1M1 in the middle of a battle
tOSS A COIN TO THE-
*fucking dies*
Is this a reference to a popular anime/manga JOJO’S bizzare adventures?
Maybe
Maybe
Maybe
no, that would be your mother.
Perhaps...
The next words spoken from thine own mouth shall be "do not dishonor our duel, sir Joseph
When thou discovers the maiden thou hast been yearning for is thy mother
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@Caesar Zeppeli Prego
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I like how Joseph is just crying that Caesar is dying and Caesar is like just take my Hamon bro
"Caesar... CAESAR!" "Just take my hamon bro."
Didst thee bethink yond the m're 'ruption of a vulcano wouldst beest enow to stand ho the almighty Kars, Jojo?!
This song plays when Shrek and Donkey fought against Lord Farquaad, Prince Charming and Rumpelstiltskin
One of culture...
Ah...