Evangelion "A Cruel Angel's Thesis" - Medieval Style [BardCore]

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  • čas přidán 20. 06. 2020
  • Ho th're medieval weebs!
    Today I presenteth thee Neon Genesis Evangelion - "A Cruel Angel's Thesis".
    Hope you enjoy it! Let me know what you think in the comment section below. Also, let me know what you would like to see next.
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  • @samjames6714
    @samjames6714 Před 4 lety +13887

    “I congratulate thee.”
    “I congratulate thee.”
    “I congratulate thee.”
    “I congratulate thee.”
    “I congratulate thee.”

    • @rachmatzulfiqar
      @rachmatzulfiqar Před 4 lety +418

      *insert feudal Japanese omedetou here

    • @zombiejade898
      @zombiejade898 Před 4 lety +53

      Underrated comment!

    • @Necroneer
      @Necroneer Před 3 lety +16

      👏👏👏

    • @yoda-ghost
      @yoda-ghost Před 3 lety +77

      -*thou-
      -Thee = me-
      edit: nvm I'm stupid and old English is hard

    • @dantederi5062
      @dantederi5062 Před 3 lety +15

      This made me laugh way harder than it should

  • @nickdecoster
    @nickdecoster Před 4 lety +12610

    imagine dreaming of EVA's, waking up in medieval France only to hear ure dad tell u to get on the horse

  • @UnseenSpartan
    @UnseenSpartan Před 3 lety +3730

    “Art thou a simpleton?!” -Asuka Langley Soryu 1429 AD

  • @vincenzorutigliano5435
    @vincenzorutigliano5435 Před 4 lety +11588

    MOUNT THE HORSE SHINJI!
    OR JOAN OF ARC WOULD HAVE TO DO IT AGAIN.

    • @dartoney
      @dartoney Před 4 lety +139

      Underated comment î

    • @esalvador4197
      @esalvador4197 Před 4 lety +341

      I must not run away, I MUST NOT RUN AWAY!!!
      **runs away**

    • @payforoxygen
      @payforoxygen Před 4 lety +187

      @@esalvador4197 thine son has fled thee

    • @Irmarinen
      @Irmarinen Před 4 lety +93

      @@payforoxygen SHAMEFUR DISPRAY!

    • @topic260
      @topic260 Před 4 lety +74

      @@esalvador4197 NIGERUNDAYO

  • @iforgotmyname1669
    @iforgotmyname1669 Před 4 lety +5394

    "How revoulting thou art."
    - Lady Asuka to peasant Shinji, 1500th century... Probably.

    • @Burn_Angel
      @Burn_Angel Před 4 lety +402

      Wow, so Evangelion is so much into the future? I would've never guessed it happens in the 150000's.

    • @dantederi5062
      @dantederi5062 Před 3 lety +105

      Burn Angel this made the comment even funnier

    • @Sanpaku-san
      @Sanpaku-san Před 3 lety +36

      The choice of wording actually gave more context to the scene

    • @vaclavmarek4101
      @vaclavmarek4101 Před 3 lety +12

      Evangelion is in happening in year 2015.

    • @CelticDarkness
      @CelticDarkness Před 3 lety +72

      1500th century is some real futuristic shit

  • @vuangminh5738
    @vuangminh5738 Před 4 lety +5846

    Get in the decoy horse Shinji

    • @medievalotaku4921
      @medievalotaku4921  Před 4 lety +214

      :-)

    • @mcdanzy8379
      @mcdanzy8379 Před 4 lety +159

      Get in the Trojan Horse Shinji!

    • @Crankulite
      @Crankulite Před 4 lety +15

      *trojan horse

    • @ninjacell2999
      @ninjacell2999 Před 4 lety +55

      Ah yes that famous medieval story the Trojan Horse

    • @TheOttomemeEmpire
      @TheOttomemeEmpire Před 4 lety +17

      I honestly believe that that's considered "ancient" history (also technically just a story, not history), not medieval. I could be wrong though.

  • @anthonytonythegeek5561
    @anthonytonythegeek5561 Před 4 lety +1816

    Medievangelion...
    Edit: JESUS 1.7?! LOOK MA! IM FAMOUS!

  • @masterxk
    @masterxk Před 4 lety +8701

    So they are actually figthing angels...

    • @raialasio1574
      @raialasio1574 Před 4 lety +237

      The Valhalla has sent a lot

    • @smithy1578
      @smithy1578 Před 4 lety +171

      Demons are fallen angels so I mean... ye

    • @rgm96x49
      @rgm96x49 Před 4 lety +354

      Well Biblical angels ARE closer to the ones you see in Evangelion and SMT than the classic "pretty boys with wings", so...

    • @D2PoB
      @D2PoB Před 4 lety +21

      Yes. That is the premise.

    • @joelsasmad
      @joelsasmad Před 4 lety +191

      @@rgm96x49 Generally the higher ranked they are the more they resemble cthulu abominations.

  • @liamwashington6841
    @liamwashington6841 Před 4 lety +2931

    I like to imagine the ghost of king Harold is bullying a poor Japanese teenager in this image

    • @peterrice8825
      @peterrice8825 Před 4 lety +31

      What about Henry the Eighth?

    • @paulfrancistorres7144
      @paulfrancistorres7144 Před 4 lety +60

      Screw the kings, what about the Pope? They are fighting angels, after all

    • @kazaddum2448
      @kazaddum2448 Před 4 lety +20

      @@paulfrancistorres7144 Those are clearly Englishmen laying claim to the throne of france!

    • @historicmystery691
      @historicmystery691 Před 3 lety +6

      Bro...the Angels could be like Haley's Commet in the Bayeux Tapestry

    • @jaysefgames1155
      @jaysefgames1155 Před 3 lety

      @@peterrice8825 bot as important historically and wouldn't be seen on the bayeux tapestry for obvious reasons

  • @pparisps5141
    @pparisps5141 Před 3 lety +512

    2015 "Asuka is from Germany"
    1100 "Asuka is from the HRE(Holy roman empire)"

    • @fredbred1432
      @fredbred1432 Před 3 lety +11

      Which Of the 1000 germany's?

    • @pitioti
      @pitioti Před 3 lety +24

      @@fredbred1432 ain't called GerMANY for nothing !

    • @Valsorayu
      @Valsorayu Před 2 lety +4

      @@pitioti It's better than GerSOME.

    • @SirElderock
      @SirElderock Před 2 lety +7

      @@fredbred1432 Asuka of the duchy of upper Lorraine

    • @orenges
      @orenges Před 2 lety +4

      Her country is responsible for the holo
      graphic map

  • @anthonytonythegeek5561
    @anthonytonythegeek5561 Před 4 lety +1691

    Shinji: *sees that 2/3 of Europe is dead because of the plague, MEDIEVAL SCREAMING*

    • @noahbogue1934
      @noahbogue1934 Před 4 lety +83

      Tertio Impactus

    • @Skkymy
      @Skkymy Před 3 lety +15

      plague jokes... oh nonono

    • @chalk._.
      @chalk._. Před 3 lety +12

      2 1/2 Impact

    • @SA-mo3hq
      @SA-mo3hq Před 3 lety +2

      FOOOORSOOOOOOOOTH!!!!!

    • @carloszapata847
      @carloszapata847 Před 2 lety +7

      So Gendo tried to trick Shinji into unleashing the Black Plague for some reason.

  • @Official_MikeyT
    @Official_MikeyT Před 4 lety +2011

    Advisor: Alas m'lord a colossal man approaches from the far east.
    King: Rally the knights!
    Bard: ...

    • @hazeygrace8122
      @hazeygrace8122 Před 3 lety +36

      Lmao sounds more like attack on titan

    • @kyaleerayen2004
      @kyaleerayen2004 Před 3 lety +2

      @1 of the system XD thunder and lightning from on high indeed.

    • @ogjogi4506
      @ogjogi4506 Před 3 lety

      Mikey T terraria

    • @whathell6t
      @whathell6t Před 3 lety +2

      @@hazeygrace8122
      Actually! That sounds the current plot of Saint Seiya Episode G Assassination manga. The Knights of Athena are literally attacking on Titans, the original name of 2nd Generation Greek Gods. Some of the Knights are already Titanslayers with Thanatos, Hypnos, Enchida, and Typhoon in their achievements.

    • @emiyashirou1858
      @emiyashirou1858 Před rokem

      @@whathell6t bro did not just say "Actually 🤓" unironically, Sheesh man 💀

  • @annonimooseq1246
    @annonimooseq1246 Před 4 lety +2551

    “A cruel angel’s thesis” already sounds medieval enough that if this was someone’s first exposure they’d probably get pretty frustrated trying to find the “real” name

    • @MrMobiusfan
      @MrMobiusfan Před 3 lety +271

      I prefer "an angel's litany of spite," personally.

    • @petertomov5728
      @petertomov5728 Před 3 lety +25

      @@MrMobiusfan Well, the name of the song is actually "A cruel angel" / " Zankoku na Tenshi"

    • @nawally123
      @nawally123 Před 3 lety +59

      Peter Tomov the full title in japanese is zankoku na tenshi no teze

    • @petertomov5728
      @petertomov5728 Před 3 lety +29

      @@nawally123 Ah, right, my mistake. It's been ages since I bothered to read the full name anywhere.
      Apologies.

    • @joycemo4869
      @joycemo4869 Před 3 lety +7

      Have you heard the organ version

  • @marvinletni7146
    @marvinletni7146 Před 4 lety +4051

    This... This is it... CZcams has peaked... Music has peaked... Nothing but blue skies ahead. The world is whole.

    • @Maeve_Rose
      @Maeve_Rose Před 4 lety +50

      never saw the sun
      shining so bright
      never saw things
      going so right
      noticing the days
      hurrying by
      when you're in love
      my how they fly oh
      blue skies
      shining at me
      nothing but blue skies
      do i see!

    • @jayands
      @jayands Před 4 lety +33

      Congratulations

    • @LordZeebee
      @LordZeebee Před 4 lety +30

      Congratulations

    • @WIWTB
      @WIWTB Před 4 lety +27

      Congratulations

    • @VileMenthol
      @VileMenthol Před 4 lety +25

      Congratulations

  • @pratikchaudri6404
    @pratikchaudri6404 Před 4 lety +1183

    Asuka : Vile Shinji Vile Vile fool you have defiled my thought and soul by pleasuring thyself in the infirmary watching my body as I lay in death's door. Shun thyself simpest coward for thy shall be plagued and egged forever in horrors that shall confine both you and viewer who just stood by and watched.

  • @scienceme9794
    @scienceme9794 Před 4 lety +3650

    Book of Genesis Evangelist
    Followed, of course, by the Reformation movies:
    Evangelist 14.19 You Can (Not) Defenestrate
    Evangelist 15.17: You Are (Not) Catholic
    Evangelist 15.36: You Are (Not) Predestined
    Evangelist 15.36 + 0.82 You Can (Not) Have Peace

    • @mrhbombman
      @mrhbombman Před 4 lety +104

      ngl those are cool sounding names for just movie titles

    • @scienceme9794
      @scienceme9794 Před 4 lety +84

      @@mrhbombman Thanks. I know I'd definitely watch a movie called You Can (Not) Defenestrate. Especially if was actually about the Hussite Wars.

    • @3millionhands166
      @3millionhands166 Před 4 lety +81

      This is (not) a schism

    • @ObviusRetard
      @ObviusRetard Před 4 lety +19

      Underrated comment.
      Regular defenestrations are the way to go

    • @hanselsihotang
      @hanselsihotang Před 4 lety +33

      @@scienceme9794 "Get in the War Wagon, Zizka!"

  • @RaptorLlama
    @RaptorLlama Před 4 lety +6861

    Get some Greek lyrics then put it in the background of that Byzantine anime opening vid

    • @niknak2150
      @niknak2150 Před 4 lety +123

      olympia kyklos

    • @lankyGigantic
      @lankyGigantic Před 4 lety +270

      Ο μπλε άνεμος είναι τώρα
      Ακόμα κι αν χτυπήσετε την πόρτα στο στήθος
      Απλώς με κοιτάς μόνο
      Χαμογελάς
      Απαλό άγγιγμα
      Είμαι τρελός για αναζήτηση
      Δεν ξέρω καν το πεπρωμένο μου
      Μοχθηρά μάτια
      Αλλά κάποια μέρα θα παρατηρήσετε
      Στην πλάτη του
      Για το μακρινό μέλλον
      Έχετε φτερά
      Διατριβή του Cruel Angel
      Βγάλτε από το παράθυρο
      Σε ένα ζεστό πέρασμα
      Εάν προδώσετε τις αναμνήσεις σας
      Αγκαλιάστε αυτό το σύμπαν και λάμψτε
      Αγόρι, γίνε μύθος
      Κοιμάμαι όλη την ώρα
      Λίκνο της αγάπης μου
      Μόνο εσύ είσαι ο αγγελιοφόρος των ονείρων
      Το πρωί καλείται
      Λεπτός λαιμός
      Το φως του φεγγαριού αντανακλάται
      Σταματήστε την ώρα στον κόσμο
      Θέλω να κλειδώσω
      Αν γνωριστήκαμε
      Αν έχει νόημα
      Το ξέρω τόσο ελευθερία
      Βίβλος για
      Διατριβή του Cruel Angel
      Η θλίψη ξεκινά ...

    • @Asbjorn268
      @Asbjorn268 Před 4 lety +98

      @@lankyGigantic Are those original lyrics you came up with, or did you just translate the OP?

    • @connievaal
      @connievaal Před 4 lety +281

      @@Asbjorn268 legit Google translated it.
      Doesn't make sense in greek lol

    • @shotq8070
      @shotq8070 Před 4 lety +21

      The normal lyrics would fit

  • @SwordlordRoy
    @SwordlordRoy Před 4 lety +875

    Like Yon Angel who doth forsaketh sympathy,
    Young squire raise up and make thineself a Legend.

  • @RedBardIsCool
    @RedBardIsCool Před 3 lety +997

    Thank you for this

    • @The20AndOnly
      @The20AndOnly Před 3 lety +21

      I didn't expect to see you here, and yet I'm not surprised. Love your vids!

    • @NikoNiki_KIZUNA
      @NikoNiki_KIZUNA Před 3 lety +4

      Oi love your vids

    • @HirophantGirl
      @HirophantGirl Před 3 lety +3

      CZcamsr spotted destroy

    • @vintheguy
      @vintheguy Před 3 lety +5

      Imma wreck this thread
      2003 fma is best
      TLJ is best sw movie
      FF9 is trash

    • @Shimlarian
      @Shimlarian Před 3 lety +1

      Yo

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo Před 4 lety +928

    The party of heroes ventures inside several golems to fight daemons from hell

    • @alexandreturcotte6411
      @alexandreturcotte6411 Před 4 lety +81

      The Golem of our main Trio are modeled after biblical creatures
      The Golem 00 is modeled after Leviathan, beast of the sea
      The Golem 01 is modeled after Behemoth, beast of the earth
      The Golem 02 is modeled after a creature briefly mentionned in the Pslams known mostly as Ziz, beast of the sky

    • @aidenchilds5478
      @aidenchilds5478 Před 4 lety +13

      @@alexandreturcotte6411 Is that a worm reference I see waiting in the wilds?

    • @pitioti
      @pitioti Před 4 lety +11

      To fight fallen angel XD

    • @lorenzoromito7735
      @lorenzoromito7735 Před 3 lety +2

      @@alexandreturcotte6411 are they in Tokyo o in Hoenn?

    • @allowinoftheattic2471
      @allowinoftheattic2471 Před rokem +3

      Is this a worm reference? Because the fact you specifically choose those three beasts makes me think of the Endbringers

  • @christianwalters2226
    @christianwalters2226 Před 4 lety +605

    "Seat thyself within the damned golem, Shinji."
    🤣🤣

    • @LmaoItsDead
      @LmaoItsDead Před 4 lety +8

      What's with the flying man at top right corner? 😂😂😂

    • @alexandermedina1761
      @alexandermedina1761 Před 3 lety +14

      @@LmaoItsDead That's supposed to be Gendo (Shinji's dad_

  • @thinkfighttalk2403
    @thinkfighttalk2403 Před 4 lety +475

    Get in the armor Shinji

  • @carlamariecadizon9101
    @carlamariecadizon9101 Před 4 lety +518

    Lady Aska: HAAHHH! Why thy must pair with thy coward son? He can only do whine as we duel these monsters!
    man, she is still snarky even in medieval times

    • @LordZeebee
      @LordZeebee Před 4 lety +48

      Funny that you call her Aska since within norse mythology Ask is one of the two first humans. Found by Odin as they're washed ashore on the beaches of Midgård, as the world was still newly lifted out of the sea. Accidental but still kinda fitting parallel lol.

    • @krsmanjovanovic8607
      @krsmanjovanovic8607 Před 4 lety +20

      Literally Shinji and Asuka of Norse mythology came out of ice giant's armpit, old myths are really weird but I love them

    • @aprinnyonbreak1290
      @aprinnyonbreak1290 Před 4 lety +1

      I find it more fitting to consider her a landsnecht.

    • @VinceValentine
      @VinceValentine Před 4 lety +6

      @@aprinnyonbreak1290 Landsknechte were not medieval, they came about in the Renaissance.

  • @Drakonus_
    @Drakonus_ Před 3 lety +102

    "Seat thyself within the damned golem Shinji!"
    ~Wise words from a medieval era father

  • @glassesmemerman
    @glassesmemerman Před 4 lety +1035

    Evangelion is set fifteen years after a worldwide cataclysm [Aka.The Plague], particularly in the Medieval fortified city of Constantinople The protagonist is Shinji, a teenage boy who was recruited by his father "Gendo the terrible" to the council of orthodox "Nrec" [Now rescues Evangelist of Cusader] to ride a giant bio-machine weapon called a "Winged Hussars" into combat with muslim beings called "Ottoman turk". The series explores the experiences and emotions of rider and members of Nerc as they try to prevent Ottoman from causing more cataclysms. In the process they are called upon to understand the ultimate causes of events and the motives for Eastern Cristian.

    • @BlueLionNotOfPercy
      @BlueLionNotOfPercy Před 4 lety +74

      Now to adapt this idea to an RPG. Thank you Iron Chancellor!

    • @zenxiety6461
      @zenxiety6461 Před 4 lety +36

      *cough* Attack on Titan *cough*

    • @aprinnyonbreak1290
      @aprinnyonbreak1290 Před 4 lety +60

      @@zenxiety6461
      Huh.
      Never really put 2 and 2 together there.
      Attack on Titan basically IS just Evangelion, if it snorted Warhammer's cocaine for atmosphere, isn't it?

    • @budi_bravo_9
      @budi_bravo_9 Před 4 lety +17

      gendo the terrible kek

    • @jinxhead4182
      @jinxhead4182 Před 4 lety +13

      @@aprinnyonbreak1290 Uhm... that is actually a pretty apt description, lol.

  • @kamiooof2211
    @kamiooof2211 Před 4 lety +479

    these medieval remixes are the only good thing that came out of 2020

    • @KageMinowara
      @KageMinowara Před 4 lety +5

      Also Mount and Blade 2: Bannerlord came out. That's pretty awesome.

    • @Under_Sky_Third_Gaia
      @Under_Sky_Third_Gaia Před 4 lety +1

      For real.

    • @TheDwarvenDefender
      @TheDwarvenDefender Před 3 lety +2

      Meanwhile, Final Fantasy fans the world over eagerly await the release of the next game in the Final Fantasy VII Remake series, the first of which was released in April of this year.

    • @instantnoodleskun9336
      @instantnoodleskun9336 Před 3 lety +3

      Ehem *BARDCORE

    • @dawesome5388
      @dawesome5388 Před 3 lety

      Facts

  • @SEELE-ONE
    @SEELE-ONE Před 3 lety +631

    Kaworu: thy hearth is fragile as a glass, and is deserving of being loveth
    Shinji: Loveth, myself?
    Kaworu: it signifies you areth deserving of my grace, Shinji
    Ahh! The Netflix dub was not censorship... It was just Medieval!

    • @pakdhenar
      @pakdhenar Před 3 lety +19

      beautiful

    • @peachypatpat
      @peachypatpat Před 3 lety +1

      Beautiful!!

    • @sweeety969
      @sweeety969 Před 3 lety +1

      Hearth?

    • @carloszapata847
      @carloszapata847 Před 2 lety +3

      Like Jacob, he earned the Angel's Grace by besting him in combat.

    • @carlosadriantinajerovelazc4338
      @carlosadriantinajerovelazc4338 Před rokem +3

      @Wind Rose Actually, most translations would properly translate 好き (suki) as "love". That's the most natural way of saying it in Japanese. 愛してる (Aishiteru) is pretty uncommon, even among actual partners. The thing is that you can also use suki to refer to friendships and even to say you like something (like food). But given the context, "love" seems the better option for that "suki".

  • @krism.6598
    @krism.6598 Před 4 lety +309

    Verrily I declareth that Lady Asuka is the fairest maiden in this moving tapestry.
    Debate me, commoners!

    • @aprinnyonbreak1290
      @aprinnyonbreak1290 Před 4 lety +90

      While Asuka is a fitting depiction of a landsnecht, I'm afraid she pulls too much from the post 1560's vision of the landsnecht, after their reputation began to tank, unfairly at first.
      In Dame Asuka's case, I believe the viewer is never appropriately convinced that Dame Asuka is truly the elite mercenary she is set up to be.
      For the most part, she is portrayed in that depracatory manner of the landsnecht of that late era, being a self-centered, pompous, buffoonish braggart eager to prove themselves, yet regularly fails to outperform even the most humble of local militia. She possesses only the bark of a glory hound, not the bite a landsnecht should also be known for.
      It would be fine if Dame Asuka were portrayed as one or the other, but by chasing both foxes it spoils the hunt in full, and we are left with an anemic character that is relatively unmoving when not involved in the slice of life, 14 year old girl segments of her being.
      The basic "Squire Shinji complains, Dame Asuka jeers, La Pucelle Rei silently does it at cost of her health, sanity, and life" format is fair enough in practice, but without the viewer held expectation that Dame Asuka is actually capable of the boasts she claims, the dynamic fails to meet its weightier expectations. Dame Asuka comes off as more a yellow-livered coward, hesitant to engage in combat because she knows she will fail, which is clearly against the alleged character the landsnecht is supposed to exhibit.
      Tha tapastry-bard Anno committed a story telling sin in oft telling us of Dame Asuka's combat prowess, but rarely showing it.
      Thus, as any member of the patrician class can tell you, the best target for your chivalric adoration is of course Madame PenPen, who never showcases anything but esteemed love and respect to those whe serve around her, will not take advantage of thine emotions for her own fulfillment, and will not turn the lands into Tang.
      The Madame Golem herself is also an acceptable target for thine chivalrous liver, for even if she is an abomination unto all that is good, decent, and holy, her motives are pure; merely to thanklessly protect the life, smile, and soul of her spawn.

    • @rachmatzulfiqar
      @rachmatzulfiqar Před 4 lety +42

      Imagine doing this ancient waifu wars in 2020

    • @TeutonWarriorMaiden
      @TeutonWarriorMaiden Před 4 lety +33

      Thine waifu is refuse. Rei is best girl.

    • @elgatto3133
      @elgatto3133 Před 4 lety +18

      Th' Dame War of Evangelion approacheth a new battleground once again. Will th' slaughter never end? Ho! It hath continued unabated for five and twenty years before this very day, and it shall continue five and twenty years after. 'Tis the greatest tragedy the Kingdom of Weeb hath ever faced.

    • @jimlakejr.ismyson3696
      @jimlakejr.ismyson3696 Před 3 lety +27

      Lady Asuka is fair, yes, but truly Kaworu is fairer still and shall win the young lord Shinji’s hand in marriage

  • @icecreamenthusiasts2487
    @icecreamenthusiasts2487 Před 4 lety +288

    Instead of the regular Evangelion angel, this time they fight Old Testament Angel

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one Před 3 lety +37

      BE NOT AFRAID
      "Thy name... Kaworu, thou sayeth?"

    • @XarathDominion
      @XarathDominion Před 3 lety +33

      @@ManticoreIndustries yup, the angels in EVA are already the Old Testament angels, mainly because all of the new Testament angels would be those humans with wings and completely white skin that are often confused with actual threats even though you can immediately tell that these are god's messengers and not the "DESTROYER OF WORLDS MADE REAL" like in the old testament, where they were usually beset by thousands of eyes and multiple sets of wings.

    • @XarathDominion
      @XarathDominion Před 3 lety +15

      @@ManticoreIndustries no, lilith rei only turned out to look human because Lilith was in essence the first of all humans. and not the initiator for angel life like ADAM. she ate the fruit of the tree of wisdom, while ADAM supposedly ate the fruit from the tree of life.
      -
      Wisdom gave birth to humanity, who wouldn't need to rely on much strength to survive and could utilize their wisdom for their own betterment... and like always, their own downfall.
      -
      Life gave birth to the Angels, immortal, godlike beings, except for the core that resembles the essence of the fruit of life (Esp. in the REBUILDS) because once you get that thing cracked, thems's be dead or in the case of Sahaquiel and Sachiel, them's be a primed thermonuclear bomb.
      -
      however, what i meant was that most NEW TESTAMENT angels were fucking wussies that couldn't even harm anyone if they tried, without getting big daddy Jehova to help them smite some fool.
      Seraphs of the old testament were such a nice and raw display of god's hate, and i find that cool, because that means he went through the Teenager Phase of being a creator in the belligerent eyes of the universe. he hated his creation for what it was, unruly and hateful. but then he had an epiphany and that is where the new testament starts, with his grace and his love for what he created, fully knowing what he did to them was not the right thing to do.
      -
      that made him look like a bloody wuss, Jehova, man up again and send angels to give us some difficulties man, we were counting on you these last few years, come on man!

    • @DevdevOnYT
      @DevdevOnYT Před 3 lety

      Eh, same thing basically

    • @eightywight
      @eightywight Před 3 lety

      Hark, Seraphim o' legend cometh forth!

  • @thecrazedchef7278
    @thecrazedchef7278 Před 4 lety +303

    This is a jam. All the bards will quit singing whatever they learned in their fancy bard college and learn to sing and play this.

  • @faeriedragon348
    @faeriedragon348 Před 4 lety +267

    Finally a way to put evangelion in Dungeons and Dragons

    • @dream_dealer
      @dream_dealer Před 3 lety +11

      YES!!!!!

    • @theatheistbear3117
      @theatheistbear3117 Před 3 lety +5

      I was thinking the exact same thing!

    • @kalibuskristof2174
      @kalibuskristof2174 Před 3 lety +4

      art thou say'eth thyne beauty was nay glorius enough as twas? i banneth thee fro thyne heavens!

    • @jy3n2
      @jy3n2 Před 3 lety +4

      You mean you didn't have an Epic-level party using bound Atropals to fight the entire Elder Evils sourcebook one at a time?

    • @alwayschill4522
      @alwayschill4522 Před 3 lety +2

      yes.

  • @vixx-kun7686
    @vixx-kun7686 Před 4 lety +557

    The image reminds me of loss,
    Hear me out: that symbol on the top left is the guy at the door, the floating man is the receptionist pointing the way and those two figures are the guy and the doctor and the person on the bed is the loss person... Something I just caught.

    • @limepop340
      @limepop340 Před 4 lety +77

      Whenever an image has 4 distinct sections like that I just assume it’s loss and move on.

    • @justsomeguywithlasereyes9920
      @justsomeguywithlasereyes9920 Před 4 lety +32

      If the 4th image is someone or something on horizontal, just assume it's the Loss meme.
      Commenting cuz I'm laughing my ass off, thanks for pointing it out.

    • @egregius9314
      @egregius9314 Před 4 lety +14

      I guess the like by the channel author confirms it!

    • @Arch_X69
      @Arch_X69 Před 4 lety +9

      *CEASE OR DECEASE*

    • @hochob8612
      @hochob8612 Před 3 lety +4

      Is this loss

  • @itstotallynotsai6577
    @itstotallynotsai6577 Před 3 lety +10

    All the comments of evangelion phrases but old timey are the single greatest thing I have ever read

  • @timurtheterrible4062
    @timurtheterrible4062 Před 4 lety +114

    This music was being played as the Dead Sea Scrolls and the prophecy about the angels were being written.

  • @Lorenzogino
    @Lorenzogino Před 4 lety +103

    'Get in the plate armour Shinji'

  • @kyzendelaguia1063
    @kyzendelaguia1063 Před 3 lety +109

    Gendo: “Madame Ritsuko Akagi, in truth ...”
    Ritsuko: “Thou art a liar.”
    *Gendo shoots her with an arrow*

    • @carloszapata847
      @carloszapata847 Před rokem +5

      Gendo Ikari already looks a bit like Littlefinger.
      Also, Littlefinger and Sansa remind me of Gendo and Rei.

  • @SA-mo3hq
    @SA-mo3hq Před 3 lety +6

    "Thine mustn't flee hence...
    Thine mustn't flee hence...
    Thine mustn't flee hence...
    THINE MUSTN'T FLEE HENCE!"

  • @KakosLykosZero
    @KakosLykosZero Před 3 lety +74

    Imagine an ancient Greek play where actors would go into wooden Colossal exoskeletons to fight each other, complete with mini trebuchets and Greek fire mechanisms on their forearms......talk about sci-fi in the ancient times.....

    • @rbdaviesTB3
      @rbdaviesTB3 Před 3 lety +15

      Sounds more like Pacific Rim... Aegean Rim?
      OMG can we get a bardcore version of the Pacific Rim theme?!

  • @zpkspiano
    @zpkspiano Před 4 lety +98

    I really like how the 1:30 section turned out, it's almost like it was made to be played medieval style lol

  • @JJKoester
    @JJKoester Před 3 lety +6

    Unto mine mother, a bid thee farewell. Unto mine father, I am awash in gratitude. Unto yon children, I bid thee - congratulations!

  • @Thiccremoch162
    @Thiccremoch162 Před 3 lety +747

    Due warning to anyone who thinks watching Evengelion is a good idea because of the theme. Don’t, it’s a black hole that sucks you and spits you out as a confused mess. 10/10 would watch again.

    • @olymolly3637
      @olymolly3637 Před 3 lety +7

      I don't think I will though. But okay.

    • @DFX2KX
      @DFX2KX Před 3 lety +45

      Watched it twice, still have no clue what the hell is going on....

    • @xyz2001xyz
      @xyz2001xyz Před 3 lety +33

      I knew it was confusing, and thought I had a grip, then ep 15 and after happened

    • @Rad-Dude63andathird
      @Rad-Dude63andathird Před 3 lety +19

      I'm just not interested after hearing that the protag is a whiney ass dude who nuts on a sleeping/comatose chick.

    • @lettuceprime4922
      @lettuceprime4922 Před 3 lety +17

      @@Rad-Dude63andathird - I mean it's on his hand but yeah.
      Just don't watch End of Evangelion. Stick to the og ending of the show. Less fucked up but 2,000x more surreal.

  • @bostonsportsfan5079
    @bostonsportsfan5079 Před 4 lety +130

    Dost thou remember when they remixed this song with "Bardy Rock Anthem"? That was a fun time for all back in 1417 before any plagues hit Europe.

    • @KageMinowara
      @KageMinowara Před 4 lety +4

      Brother hast ye forgotten the Black Death? That plague which arrived in Christian lands in the 1340s and ravaged the people for the rest of the century?

  • @Cristina-ev5np
    @Cristina-ev5np Před 3 lety +20

    Like an angel of justice and of cruelty
    Go forth, sweet youth, and thou shalt be a legend!
    Feel the breeze of thy destiny
    Come bringing thee portents of thy sacred charge
    But thou cannot see what greatness can be
    Thou’rt trapped in thine own reality
    Thou effacest thy eternal grace
    So lost in the doubts and the fears thou hast known
    That fair, by and by, will be banished for aye
    And all of thy world shall turn stone
    But thou wilt realize when thou art on the rise
    The freedom thou seek’st cannot be
    Until the wings that thou harbor’st are flying
    Thou shalt know whom thou’rt meant to be!
    That cruel angel, thy meaning and thy purpose here,
    Will rise shining in beauty and in dizzying heights
    Stint not now, nor betray thy mem’ry out of fear
    Go forth, sweet youth, and thou shalt be a legend!
    Stint not now, leave behind this weak reality
    Go forth, sweet youth, and thou shalt be a legend!
    [Interlude]
    Sound asleep, a child of the deep
    In love’s gentle arms thou’rt by innocence raised
    But dawn soon shall break, and thy angel will wake
    In dreams thou wilt see him through the haze
    Moonlight that bathes thee in delight
    So easy to fade in the glare of the sun
    Thou must cast it aside, for thy hope and thy pride,
    The fight of thy life has begun!
    But if our dreaming has yet any meaning
    Then to thine own self wilt be true
    Through all this evil, there’s good we believe’ll
    Refashion this old world anew!
    That cruel angel, thy meaning and thy purpose here,
    Will lead thee to the light of better days to come
    The war for life and innocence is drawing near
    An thou wilt stand, that war by thee will be won!
    Like the brightest this ancient world will ever see
    Shine forth, sweet youth, and thou shalt be legend!
    Taking thy place on the annals of his’try
    By truth and love thou’lt be known
    Beyond this lifetime, all glory shall be thine
    Of freedom and love on thy own!
    That cruel angel, thy meaning and thy purpose here,
    Will rise shining in beauty and in dizzying heights
    Stint not now, or betray thy mem’ry out of fear
    Go forth, sweet youth, and thou shalt be a legend!
    Stint not now, leave behind this weak reality
    Go forth, sweet youth, and thou shalt be a legend!

  • @pancakes4552
    @pancakes4552 Před 4 lety +48

    A cruels angels thesis can't get any better
    Recommended: allow us to introduce ourselves.

  • @DangItshere
    @DangItshere Před 4 lety +79

    Get on thou horse Shaun! Or lady Rae have to ride it again!

  • @liberte50
    @liberte50 Před 4 lety +46

    Hop on the horse shinji we're gonna reclaim the holy land.

  • @Chandersson25
    @Chandersson25 Před 3 lety +7

    Even in medieval remix, this intro is still the best. How is it possible to create an anime song this perfect?!

  • @L-Puffin
    @L-Puffin Před 3 lety +5

    That's it, when I run my DnD campaign I'm using exclusively bardcore songs and I'll play this at the start of every session during the recap.

  • @ThePorpoisepower
    @ThePorpoisepower Před 3 lety +15

    "Seat thyself withinthe damned golem Shini" I almost died laughing so hard.

  • @Kyouto_Clips
    @Kyouto_Clips Před 3 lety +28

    Like an angel with cruel and merciless intent
    Go forth, young boy, and you’ll become a legend
    In time, this blue of the sky
    Will reach out to knock on the door to your heart
    You’re looking at me
    Make it all that you see
    Content and we’re merely smiling
    Once more, the touch you long for
    Consumes you in yearning to find that embrace
    You’re unaware though
    Now to what fate will sow
    Temptation implores you to know
    Someday you’ll notice - I pray that you’ll realize
    These wings on your back aren’t a dream
    At last, you’ll have all you need to escape to
    The world where you’ll finally be free
    This was all a Cruel Angel’s Thesis from the start
    Brought to life, out window now it’s taking flight
    Scorching pathos if you betray your memory
    Follow this deviant-divine philosophy
    Shining more than these stars that bathe the galaxy
    Go forth, young boy, and you’ll become a legend
    With grace, and in my embrace
    You fall deep into sleep, so tempted to stay
    In the morning that falls
    You alone will be called
    By message from the realm of dreams
    Moonlight reflects in your sight
    The night that surrounds you invites radiance
    And it’s all in goodwill
    But if time could stand still
    This moment, I’d freeze it in place
    If there is meaning in two people meeting
    Then maybe we’re doing this right
    Within this trial, that might be the bible -
    The way that we’ll both reach the light
    This was all a Cruel Angel’s Thesis from the start
    It is time, for the sorrow in us to arise
    You held tightly to all that’s left and tangible
    Stuck between both the dream world and the actual
    You out-shine any mortal who has walked the Earth
    Go forth, young boy, and you’ll become a legend
    People who weave love, create without knowing
    And carve a path through history
    Though I’ll take a stand
    I’m still only human
    The goddess you need can (not) be me
    This was all a Cruel Angel’s Thesis from the start
    Brought to life, out window now it’s taking flight
    Scorching pathos if you betray your memory
    Follow this deviant-divine philosophy
    Shining more than these stars that bathe the galaxy
    Go forth, young boy, and you’ll become a legend

  • @GamesStealth
    @GamesStealth Před 4 lety +30

    Make ye haste to thine golem, Sean Gee!

  • @Kumiko026
    @Kumiko026 Před 4 lety +44

    What is with this influx of medieval music all of a sudden? Not that in complaining. XD

    • @wppb50
      @wppb50 Před 3 lety +6

      It's taken off. They're calling it "bardcore."

    • @Cixelated
      @Cixelated Před 3 lety +4

      Blame DOOM and the Witcher 3

  • @Dailydose685
    @Dailydose685 Před 3 lety +7

    A tapestry of a young squire and two maidens in giant armored homunculi fighting angels to prevent the Third Crusade.

  • @levante_medius
    @levante_medius Před 3 lety +4

    Incredible medieval opening.
    C O N G R A T U L A T I O N S

  • @unweoncualquieradeinternet4151

    When the BBEG actually is the cleric's God itself

  • @alexandreturcotte6411
    @alexandreturcotte6411 Před 4 lety +40

    An ode to the battle of Behemoth, Leviathan and Ziz against the most powerfull angels of heaven.

  • @SapphyTaffy
    @SapphyTaffy Před 3 lety +4

    Imagine traveling back in time to medieval times and playing this

  • @jonathan.171
    @jonathan.171 Před 3 lety +7

    Asuka would be like: "what art thou, idiotic?"

  • @stefanwalicord2512
    @stefanwalicord2512 Před 4 lety +5

    Being on an Evangelion watching spree and being a Bardcore fan are two loves I never thought one video could fulfill, but were we are. 2020 ain't so bad.

  • @DrZuluGaming
    @DrZuluGaming Před 3 lety +5

    "Lord Shinji, thou must ride thy armor."
    "Naaaaay I'm too yellow-bellied."
    "LORD SHINJI, THOU DAMNED FOOL!"

  • @Avi2Nyan
    @Avi2Nyan Před 4 lety +35

    Nice tavernwave tune!

    • @opporam7481
      @opporam7481 Před 4 lety +4

      Is that how we are calling it now?

    • @Avi2Nyan
      @Avi2Nyan Před 4 lety +6

      @@opporam7481 I personally call it that, though some prefer bardcore, I believe

    • @Snazzy12341
      @Snazzy12341 Před 4 lety

      @@Avi2Nyan Bardcore is better

    • @AquaFan1998
      @AquaFan1998 Před 4 lety

      @@Avi2Nyan bardcore is better

  • @kyan9415
    @kyan9415 Před 2 lety +14

    Sicut angelus crudelis
    Puer, fabula
    Etiamsi caerulea aura ostium in pectore meo percusserit nunc
    Iustus negligitis me
    tu rides
    Furiosa sum de inveniendo aliquid quod tangit molliter
    Fatum meum nescio tamen
    Sed aliquando animadvertas supinum
    Sunt alae petere longinquum
    Crudelis Angelus Thesis
    Tandem depone de fenestra
    Cum squirting calidum pathos
    Si trades memoriam
    Hunc mundum amplectere et lucere
    Puer, fabula
    Dormio omni tempore, cunabula amoris mei
    mane veniet cum solus vocaberis somniorum tuorum
    Lunae lucem reflects tenue collum
    Volo sistere et claudere in toto orbe terrarum
    Si facit sensum in occursum eorum
    Im tam biblia ad cognoscendum libertatem
    Crudelis Angelus Thesis
    Tristitia incipit et incipit
    Formam vitae quam amplexus sum
    Cum experrectus sum ad illud somnium
    Hoc lucet magis quam quis alius
    Puer, fabula
    Homines historiam faciunt cum amore tenens
    Vivo sine dea
    Crudelis Angelus Thesis
    Tandem depone de fenestra
    Cum squirting calidum pathos
    Si trades memoriam
    Hunc mundum amplectere et lucere
    Puer, fabula

  • @BlueminNight
    @BlueminNight Před 4 lety +84

    I havent watch Evangelion but this sounds epic
    I would watch one day

    • @medievalotaku4921
      @medievalotaku4921  Před 4 lety +18

      Give it a try

    • @joelap.3859
      @joelap.3859 Před 4 lety +2

      It's on Netflix go watch it man.

    • @BlueminNight
      @BlueminNight Před 4 lety +4

      @@joelap.3859 i got no money for Netflix, but if I get I would see it and thanks

    • @kkaassist
      @kkaassist Před 4 lety +4

      Bluemin Sword the netflix translation is kinda bad anyway, just watch it somewhere else

    • @raptor8134
      @raptor8134 Před 4 lety +5

      @@BlueminNight You could torrent it on pirate bay if you want, or sacrifice your life savings for the DVDs

  • @andreyleonel255
    @andreyleonel255 Před rokem +3

    Episode 1
    Angel: "Be not afraid"
    Shinji: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

  • @Discontinuedalready7372
    @Discontinuedalready7372 Před 4 lety +45

    _When you have death robots as Rome in Civ 6_

    • @inventor121
      @inventor121 Před 3 lety +5

      "Korean Giant Death Robots invade Jerusalem" was an actual thing I got in Civ 5.

    • @carloszapata847
      @carloszapata847 Před 2 lety +1

      The Rome part is not so out of place.
      In Evangelion, the reason Gendo is a member of SEELE is because his father in law gave him a place there, something not uncommon in Roman politics (or politics in general).

  • @daiekimashin
    @daiekimashin Před 4 lety +57

    Should named the title a "A Crud Bard Thesis"

  • @firenzarfrenzy4985
    @firenzarfrenzy4985 Před 2 lety +2

    "Perhaps thine soul is permitted within this realm"
    *Fanfare*
    "Congratulations master Shinji"

  • @kimmy1300
    @kimmy1300 Před 3 lety +7

    I'm laughing my ass of at the "seat thyself within damned golem Shinji."

  • @Nizati
    @Nizati Před 3 lety +6

    "Seat thy self within the damned golem shinji" is the best. I actually burst out laughing.

  • @tyoco5657
    @tyoco5657 Před 3 lety +20

    People in Europe after finding a cure to bubonic plague:

    • @carloszapata847
      @carloszapata847 Před 2 lety +1

      The plot here would be that Gendo and SEELE found a way to take control over the Bubonic Plague, infect everyone to turn them into a Hive Mind, and Resurrect as Zombies those killed by it.

  • @jayendrabhagat3607
    @jayendrabhagat3607 Před 6 měsíci +1

    I swear I can't hate any alteration of this song, they sound so perfect

  • @Artofjoe
    @Artofjoe Před 4 lety +4

    Bro bro bro. You have done songs for 3 of the best animes ever.
    Hats off
    You are an absolute boss of a human being!
    Thine art the drill that wilt pierce the heavens.

  • @FRISHR
    @FRISHR Před rokem +3

    Everybody’s a barbarian until Sir Shinji milked himself on Lady Asuka.

  • @revres_
    @revres_ Před 4 lety +21

    This needs more attention

  • @nightmarishcompositions4536

    "Get in the brazen bull, heretic."

  • @reasonablequit7535
    @reasonablequit7535 Před 3 lety +4

    “Evangelion Golem 1 hast gone berserketh!”

  • @Captain23rdGaming
    @Captain23rdGaming Před 4 lety +49

    You heard the man, Get in the damn golem Shinji!
    Also If you set the speed to 1.25 it sounds an opening to a great series 👍

    • @tommond4852
      @tommond4852 Před 4 lety +6

      it already is the opening to a great series

  • @celery.0532
    @celery.0532 Před 4 lety +7

    damn the dead sea scrolls really hitting different

  • @strahinjagov
    @strahinjagov Před 6 měsíci +2

    "Gather peasants, and let me tell you a harrowing fable. It is the story of a young boy, estranged from his father and under the guardianship of a drunken maiden, and how they, along with two young lasses, one bold, one quite shy, and their golems overcame the calamity which befell them."

  • @JuiceboxVida
    @JuiceboxVida Před rokem +2

    just teenage knights on the backs of Giants while they clash using magic to control them, a knight without armor picks up a spear then kneels as you hear from the kings tower, "mount thine Nephilim, Shinji!"

  • @vultrix2149
    @vultrix2149 Před 3 lety +6

    "Seat Thyself within the damned golem Shinji" is probably going change the way i hear the anime

  • @pixelmace1423
    @pixelmace1423 Před 4 lety +4

    “Seat thyself within the damned golem shinji” nice touch

  • @lordtachanka6390
    @lordtachanka6390 Před 2 lety +2

    “But father thou target is a carriage!”
    “It matters not, thee carriage is a heretic.”

  • @Tzimisce3
    @Tzimisce3 Před 3 lety +2

    Goddamn that thumbnail and this cover are pure diamonds

  • @Gambito99100
    @Gambito99100 Před 4 lety +18

    Great!
    Now please do Fly Me To The Moon

  • @runtd7795
    @runtd7795 Před 4 lety +35

    Thou do not wish to mount on thine horse to lead the French army, Shinji ? I presume this mysterious juvenile girl will owe doing it.

  • @plankdorodo3122
    @plankdorodo3122 Před 3 lety +1

    THIS IS PERFECTION, CONGRATULATIONS SHINJI

  • @algernon5177
    @algernon5177 Před 3 lety +1

    I was expecting lyrics but this was gold too

  • @Pokeater
    @Pokeater Před 4 lety +11

    I never saw the anime but god this is good

    • @Packless1
      @Packless1 Před 4 lety +1

      ...it's great, but you've to watch it several times to understand it...!

  • @MojiMikato
    @MojiMikato Před 4 lety +4

    BARDCORE FTW!
    What a time to be alive!

  • @razelbliztkrieg3851
    @razelbliztkrieg3851 Před 3 lety +2

    Seat theyself within the damned golem shinji
    We shall do THY CRUSADE

  • @katiaplantscientist
    @katiaplantscientist Před rokem +1

    Perfect music for the Escaflowne and Evangelion cross over AMV

  • @aureliuszeta3037
    @aureliuszeta3037 Před 4 lety +3

    "Seat thyself within the damned golem Shinji"
    I can't 😂💀

  • @bryonhavranek2175
    @bryonhavranek2175 Před 3 lety +3

    This...is....*sniff*...so...BEAUTIFUL!🥺😃👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @PatrickStarfist
    @PatrickStarfist Před 3 lety +1

    Yo I'm subscribed to this channel. This is a nice little weird thing that you never thought exist but accidentaly found it on the internet. Great works

  • @RedChaosScrungle
    @RedChaosScrungle Před 3 lety +3

    Me: *starts watching Evangelion*
    CZcams recommendations: How about this?
    Me: Oh fuck yes.

  • @Alesiopdv
    @Alesiopdv Před 3 lety +3

    That picture LOL

  • @thecasualnerd7380
    @thecasualnerd7380 Před 3 lety

    lmao the image alone makes this video worth it (also the music but...) "seat thyself within the damned golem" I'm dying here.

  • @jappytheboi
    @jappytheboi Před 2 lety +2

    I seeth thou art a sir of culture as well

  • @medievalotaku4921
    @medievalotaku4921  Před 4 lety +700

    Almost 7k views on this one wow, thank you guys! I love reading all the hilarious bardcore comments... but I guess don't we all?
    EDIT1: woah 10k, this certainly blew up. If you liked this please take a look at the other bardcore covers as well.
    EDIT2: tnx for the 70k views ladies and gentlemen. The video has a copyright claim so you might see some Ads... thee hast mine apologies.
    3rd IMPACT ... I mean 3rd EDIT: 250k views