Dave's Craziest Prison Story

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  • čas přidán 20. 08. 2024
  • In this video, Dave tells us the craziest prison story you will ever hear. A story that doesn't take place in prison or jail. Yet one that he would tell to anyone who would listen. Because while locked up, guys love to tell stories in an effort to pass the time. And from what he tells us, this is a story that others are now telling as well. Because Dave is a legend! Hope you enjoy! And if so, SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON FOR APS!!!!
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  • @AfterPrisonShow
    @AfterPrisonShow  Před 6 lety +215

    Happy Monday APS! Hope you enjoy this INSANE STORY Dave shares with us today!!! Let me know what you think about this! Also, a lot more coming this week!! We're launching the official APS website this week!!! Get ready for a lot of awesome stuff to be there!!!

    • @chronicchef2589
      @chronicchef2589 Před 6 lety +5

      Big props from colorado! recovering from 4/20! love your content and what you've done with the channel. My story is equally crazy , I've been shot (twice) stabbed, struck by lightening (literally) set on fire, I've broken 59 bones and been pronounced dead . hit me up if you want the full story !

    • @user-sk8sj2fu9m
      @user-sk8sj2fu9m Před 6 lety

      aaaaaaaye

    • @brandonya3748
      @brandonya3748 Před 6 lety

      Joe accept my fb request Brando E. Licksir. APS SOLDIER

    • @Alejandro-ph4gn
      @Alejandro-ph4gn Před 6 lety

      AfterPrisonShow more A way out!

    • @daniely3201
      @daniely3201 Před 6 lety +2

      AfterPrisonShow made my monday better, thanks joe.

  • @Andaull
    @Andaull Před 6 lety +164

    As soon as he said “there was dookie everywhere” I started rolling dude 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @BigSteenThaGodHD6520
    @BigSteenThaGodHD6520 Před 6 lety +503

    "My lip gloss be poppin!" 🤣

  • @salottin
    @salottin Před 5 lety +18

    The AK + Chainsaw part had me ROLLING LAUGHING OUT LOUD!! I has been too long since I laughed like that!

  • @teriyakikush6293
    @teriyakikush6293 Před 6 lety +90

    dave is a content machine. definetly can do standup.

  • @MJ-tz6rs
    @MJ-tz6rs Před 6 lety +67

    This literally has me cracking up laughing man. You need to do more of these.

  • @dwayners13
    @dwayners13 Před 6 lety +154

    DAMN, I just booked a flight to Chicago for nothing . . . Thanks Dave.

  • @melissamarie7598
    @melissamarie7598 Před 5 lety +18

    It’s crazy to see how far aps has came. I remember watching you open that box of 12 Junie cakes, on the wall behind you lmao! I remember when you got your first fan art and hung it up. .I’m a proud aps fan 🤓 ❤️

  • @arethouready
    @arethouready Před 6 lety +248

    Dave literally shittin on these haters

  • @emorywright6597
    @emorywright6597 Před 6 lety +98

    Imagine this in animation. FELLAS DRAW THIS OUT AS A COMIC STRIP

  • @BigSteenThaGodHD6520
    @BigSteenThaGodHD6520 Před 6 lety +238

    Love having Dave back! #APSARMY4LIFE

  • @danboiiaxyb1942
    @danboiiaxyb1942 Před 6 lety +40

    Im 2 mins in guys an at the im suffering really bad with depression. U guys always cheer me up so thank u so much for just being you.

  • @kyletimmerding8731
    @kyletimmerding8731 Před 6 lety +101

    No way you really made that story up,cause i heard a dude tell this story in kenton county jail all the way in kentucky,thats crazy how that shit travels,and it was almost word dfor word what you told

    • @andrewlentner
      @andrewlentner Před 6 lety +29

      KTaP US Wow that's crazy. Dave's famous in the prison system.

    • @catholiccrusader1914
      @catholiccrusader1914 Před 5 lety

      KTaP US Kentucky?!

    • @Lemmyywinkz
      @Lemmyywinkz Před 5 lety +2

      Your right he didn't make it up. Someone else did. I heard this same story word for word YEARS ago and I'm from NY.

    • @heavensoto4409
      @heavensoto4409 Před 5 lety

      You were in Kenton county? So was my bf. He’s from Lebanon and he’s actually in the Lebanon prison right now

    • @shelleylevene6352
      @shelleylevene6352 Před 5 lety +2

      First time I heard that story none of you were even thought of. Dave's momma wasn't even born the first time I heard that joke. Of course it's not Dave's story. You guys wanna guy some prime FL real estate??

  • @Games4coby
    @Games4coby Před 6 lety +80

    I almost believed ur Chicago story🤣🤣🤣🤣ewwww

  • @juliovillarreal5343
    @juliovillarreal5343 Před 6 lety +62

    Loading my butt like an ak

  • @lauriemckenna4750
    @lauriemckenna4750 Před 5 lety +12

    I’m so sad this story isn’t real!!! LMao....I’m crying over here...thanks, I needed the laugh 😂

    • @SuperBlueeyes89
      @SuperBlueeyes89 Před 4 lety

      It was real are u deaf he said this actually happened

  • @solodoloyoungin529
    @solodoloyoungin529 Před 6 lety +37

    I Should’ve Knew Dave Was Lying🤣, “We Made Poopy Love All Night😂😂😂”

  • @peachypowder
    @peachypowder Před 6 lety +152

    That pregnancy test in the background tho

    • @erinalston4570
      @erinalston4570 Před 6 lety +1

      Kal The Fantastic ha! Good eyes!!

    • @stevebriner750
      @stevebriner750 Před 6 lety +11

      Kal The Fantastic, gonna check to see if Dave is gonna have any junies babies lmao.

    • @peachypowder
      @peachypowder Před 6 lety +2

      Steve Briner, LMAO

    • @thatonegirl1007
      @thatonegirl1007 Před 6 lety +2

      ikr

    • @Dreamx13
      @Dreamx13 Před 6 lety +6

      Is it an easter egg for observant viewers that dave or joe is a papi?

  • @hahahahahaaaa8382
    @hahahahahaaaa8382 Před 5 lety +14

    I lost it when she said she started me like a chainsaw

  • @zumsmindset4918
    @zumsmindset4918 Před 6 lety +15

    Dave: she pulled out beads
    Joe: you mean Mardigraw beads
    Dave: nah buttyhoel beads

  • @SithScribe21
    @SithScribe21 Před 6 lety +9

    Swear to God i thought he was gonna say, "it went from a marble to a GLOBE" 😂😂

  • @ifypears485
    @ifypears485 Před 6 lety +20

    its so crazy and awesome to see dave back in the vids. feels like just yesterday he was turning himself in. 💯

  • @jjordan7521
    @jjordan7521 Před 6 lety +205

    Like an ak-47 clip...

    • @that1electrician
      @that1electrician Před 6 lety +7

      Magazine jackass

    • @bandit9259
      @bandit9259 Před 6 lety +5

      uhhh... clip is short for clipazine bro *sarcasm*

    • @TheShamarski
      @TheShamarski Před 6 lety +1

      ... gloop, gloop, gloop

    • @knes167
      @knes167 Před 6 lety +6

      Forgot the AK-47 part, she just treated that man dave like a damn Beyblade
      "3-2-1 LET IT RIPPPPPPP!!!! "
      14:53
      lmao im weakkkk XD

    • @rev3274
      @rev3274 Před 6 lety +4

      And correcting people when they call something a clip or magazine just makes you the biggest basement dwelling fuckwit on the planet. People understand what's meant when it's said, but all the lonely virgins need to correct people on CZcams because they lack so much in their life.
      Seriously, find something better to do with your life. It's hilariously sad how transparent people like this are.

  • @addynwood4918
    @addynwood4918 Před 5 lety +11

    Hands down funniest video I’ve seen in a long time! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sweeneytodd1586
    @sweeneytodd1586 Před 5 lety +3

    "AND SHE POPPED ONE , IN THERE"! LMFAO 🔥🧨💯🤣

  • @missyleatherwood3521
    @missyleatherwood3521 Před 6 lety +11

    Hahahaha like the way that purple mattress commercial came on right when Dave got up to her apartment. Lol

  • @choptlivah
    @choptlivah Před 6 lety +8

    I’ve heard this story countless times from other people about friends of friends etc. total urban legend.

    • @D1285avid
      @D1285avid Před 6 lety

      yeah it's definitely a lie

  • @rolandovazquez2033
    @rolandovazquez2033 Před 6 lety +45

    Does anyone else notice the pregnancy test on the play button ?

  • @thedragking2524
    @thedragking2524 Před 6 lety +104

    Cody the auto tunes

    • @Charziken909
      @Charziken909 Před 6 lety +2

      He needs to bring back his ramen soup remix video back

  • @certified_ony8836
    @certified_ony8836 Před 6 lety +68

    I like Dave like if u agree

  • @chuckyaps1717
    @chuckyaps1717 Před 6 lety +9

    IT LOOKED LIKE A GIANT LITTER BOX 😂😂😂omg I’m dead

  • @socialhostage8534
    @socialhostage8534 Před 6 lety +18

    Pretty graphic story Dave.... I LAUGHED HARD!!!

  • @dragonflybtcheventuallybau6355

    OMG! That was you!!!? I thought you looked familiar. Why are you pretending that didn't happen?

  • @Games4coby
    @Games4coby Před 6 lety +42

    Dave u are hillarious🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @yetijake194
    @yetijake194 Před 6 lety +2

    Soon as he said she had plastic on the couch I knew it was gonna be gross😂😂 you guys never fail at making me laugh hysterically to the point of coughing😂

  • @smradztoiek
    @smradztoiek Před 6 lety

    8: 58 "...we get upstairs and immediately..." CZcams ad comes on and the guy says: "Grab it, tear off the top, taste it, enjoy it." These are getting more sophisticated every day, yo :))

  • @bobbib2713
    @bobbib2713 Před 6 lety +26

    This video was HILARIOUS and I hope that everyone laughs as much as I did! Dave needs a booster seat....Joe you look so big compared to Dave.....BTW glad you got new glasses Dave. You guys are my favorite prison channel!! 💜😊

    • @je8347
      @je8347 Před 6 lety +1

      Bobbi Bellardine awesome channel

  • @insidethematrix755
    @insidethematrix755 Před 6 lety +211

    Some stories are better left untold

    • @nevertrust2344
      @nevertrust2344 Před 6 lety +5

      Seriously

    • @elberniesanders4043
      @elberniesanders4043 Před 6 lety +4

      Inside the Matrix sounds like you’ve experienced this before lol

    • @demonjmh
      @demonjmh Před 6 lety +4

      Inside the Matrix he pretends like he was acting like he didnt want to idc how hot a girl is I aint fucking her covered in shit

    • @H3li0s
      @H3li0s Před 6 lety +4

      But NOT this one!

    • @msuew94
      @msuew94 Před 6 lety +2

      demonjmh but it didn’t even happen so........ ?

  • @juggalo4life247
    @juggalo4life247 Před 3 měsíci

    Dave is a good storyteller.I always have a chuckle going back and watching these older episodes.

  • @erniesdeck7550
    @erniesdeck7550 Před 2 měsíci

    I just rewatched this after watching your latest video where you found Dave. Seen Dave again just makes me want to rewatch these old videos

  • @emmanuelmercer850
    @emmanuelmercer850 Před 6 lety +11

    Joe, why is there a pregnancy test behind Dave? 😂😂.

    • @thevernonposse
      @thevernonposse Před 6 lety

      Crazy Cat he announced it on Twitter he’s gonna be a daddy

  • @djcervantes6842
    @djcervantes6842 Před 6 lety +78

    Hey Joe My Grandma was wanting me to let you know she said Hi and would love a comment back. We've been listening and watching your videos for awhile and we both love them. Keep up the good work Joe.

    • @AdrianGonzalez-wl2rw
      @AdrianGonzalez-wl2rw Před 6 lety +5

      DJ Cervantes hey Nanny

    • @mikegeorgius7589
      @mikegeorgius7589 Před 6 lety +6

      Hay to your nana. Miss mime so much
      Enjoy and cherish the time. It won't last forever, no matter how much I wish it would...

    • @tinasuter2883
      @tinasuter2883 Před 6 lety +3

      Joe!! Say hello to this guy and his grandmother! Hey granny! ❤

    • @Charziken909
      @Charziken909 Před 6 lety +1

      What do u want him to comment back? Hi?
      U didn't ask a question or anything.

    • @djcervantes6842
      @djcervantes6842 Před 6 lety +6

      Oh sorry. I think she just wanted a reply of some sort nothing specific she was joking around but I wanted to make it happen if possible.

  • @grinchmotard969
    @grinchmotard969 Před 5 lety +1

    When dave said she started me up like a chain saw dude I died 😂

  • @klkk4894
    @klkk4894 Před 6 lety +7

    I swear I was in to this story real bad hahaha (please make this a series)

  • @Emily-tc6wx
    @Emily-tc6wx Před 6 lety +15

    And why is there a pregnancy test in the back ground 😂😂

    • @mikegeorgius7589
      @mikegeorgius7589 Před 6 lety +1

      Emily good eye brother. Good eye...

    • @mikegeorgius7589
      @mikegeorgius7589 Před 6 lety

      Sorry. I mean good eye sister. Good eye. I should've figured you were female, considering it was a pregnancy test. Please accept my apologies...actually this ain't the first time I've done this...

    • @je8347
      @je8347 Před 6 lety

      Yeah!

    • @thevernonposse
      @thevernonposse Před 6 lety

      Word is he announced it on Twitter

    • @arintheseatsesh6242
      @arintheseatsesh6242 Před 5 lety

      @@mikegeorgius7589 I can tell She's female feom her name and pfp, not because of the topic lmao. r/niceguys

  • @DRDJkoolade
    @DRDJkoolade Před 6 lety +8

    Dave is absolutely hilarious and awesome sober! Idk why he ever tried hard drugs!!!

  • @ferretwithagun9886
    @ferretwithagun9886 Před 6 lety +2

    When Joe says "I can see where this is going" lol I bet you can Joe lmao best laugh in a long time

  • @MrOnionDip
    @MrOnionDip Před 6 lety +9

    you didn't make this story up dave....i read this same thing in a hustler like 25 years ago.....

  • @ethanleland7454
    @ethanleland7454 Před 6 lety +18

    WHILE👏🏼LOCKED👏🏼UP👏🏼

    • @Coonass
      @Coonass Před 6 lety

      Nope Spider pewdiepie?

  • @stunthumb
    @stunthumb Před 6 lety +7

    Within 6 months I'm sure you'll be at 1 million subs.

  • @xXxMexicanMan5000
    @xXxMexicanMan5000 Před 6 lety

    This channel has grown so much, Dave really makes it a lot better in my opinion, keep it up guys!

  • @cannons2daleftofthem253
    @cannons2daleftofthem253 Před 6 lety +2

    "Hey, thanks for pointing that out Joe"
    ...scratches neck nervously Lmfao

  • @saulliang5880
    @saulliang5880 Před 6 lety +3

    If Joe didn't make it on CZcams... He's be the BEST HYPE MAN EVER!!!! Damn JOE!!! Who needs an intro when you got his energy and his relentless jibber blabber professional sugar coating abilities

  • @GrannySingaporePVP
    @GrannySingaporePVP Před 6 lety +7

    I literally laughed out loud and I never do that. Thanks Dave

  • @bazinetm12
    @bazinetm12 Před 6 lety

    I'm gonna be completely honest, I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN SUCH A LONG TIME. Dave's funny as hell

  • @bryanbrown8870
    @bryanbrown8870 Před 6 lety

    16:42 The door squeaking sound effect is beautiful! LMAO

  • @Say10198
    @Say10198 Před 6 lety +6

    OMG! 😂😂😂 Got me cracking up over here! Lmfao

  • @NightFlyStudio
    @NightFlyStudio Před 6 lety +4

    "No, these aren't for me"
    Oh, shit.

  • @allienk2778
    @allienk2778 Před 6 lety

    It's so cool to see how your channel is growing over time. Really proud of you and what you made out of your situation coming home and sticking to trying to not get back to how it was!

  • @dot-to-dot
    @dot-to-dot Před 6 lety +2

    I don't know if the story was real or not but I was about to rip a stitch laughing. I thought I was going to break one of my ribs.

  • @thatjerseyb
    @thatjerseyb Před 6 lety +11

    dave got that magic stick? LMAO

    • @je8347
      @je8347 Před 6 lety +1

      thatjerseyb he's got something lmao

    • @joem3343
      @joem3343 Před 6 lety +2

      Why don’t you fuck him already? We all know you talk to Dave. Damn give him what he wants!!

    • @thatjerseyb
      @thatjerseyb Před 6 lety +1

      what happens between the sheets ain't nobody's business but mine...

    • @thatjerseyb
      @thatjerseyb Před 6 lety +1

      yeah... you must really have been watching me... LMAO #fail

    • @butterysockz8699
      @butterysockz8699 Před 6 lety

      GG

  • @stargazerlily8451
    @stargazerlily8451 Před 6 lety +3

    So glad Dave is back!

  • @amberklatt5111
    @amberklatt5111 Před 5 lety

    OMG I was laughing so hard I needed my inhaler & almost woke my 15 month old up!!!!...THANK YOU MY STOMACH HURTS BAD....HAVENT LAUGHED THIS HARD IN YEARS!!!

  • @drewperry238
    @drewperry238 Před 6 lety

    I have never laughed so fucking hard in my life, and it's 6 AM, and everyone is mad now lmao.

  • @taracisco4467
    @taracisco4467 Před 6 lety +7

    LMFAOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I have tears coming down my face!!! Sooo funny!!!!

    • @jrod3029
      @jrod3029 Před 6 lety

      I lol'd so hard for real.

  • @BigButtPaperWings
    @BigButtPaperWings Před 6 lety +20

    Joe giggling like a girl made it even better :D

  • @phillipcroyle
    @phillipcroyle Před 6 lety

    Just APSolutely brilliant. One of THEE best videos on the comedy side yet man. Respect to Joe and Dave.

  • @davidca96
    @davidca96 Před 6 lety

    I wasnt actually expecting what happened, and I busted up laughing. This was gold hahaha

  • @invertednoise4728
    @invertednoise4728 Před 6 lety +5

    Hyperventilation is the word, and Dave is a funny guy!!!!

  • @bronsonsmommy7880
    @bronsonsmommy7880 Před 6 lety +5

    Love y’all, brothers!

    • @bronsonsmommy7880
      @bronsonsmommy7880 Před 6 lety

      So great to see y’all doin’ well after all you’ve been through.

  • @chucku.farley
    @chucku.farley Před 6 lety

    Brilliant story...a lot of crucial details, like being stuck on a high rise. I fell for it 100%.

  • @ianmcdonald8137
    @ianmcdonald8137 Před 5 lety +1

    This story was so unbelievably funny i was rolling out!!! Awesome job david!!!

  • @stfu5944
    @stfu5944 Před 6 lety +5

    Tell me why Dave gives me a Heath vibe from David dobriks vlogs

  • @timdobb
    @timdobb Před 6 lety +12

    Yo, I had to turn this off at ak-47.

  • @beavisflores2696
    @beavisflores2696 Před 6 lety +1

    And started loading me up like an ak47 clip lol 😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @marquiseteague112
    @marquiseteague112 Před 6 lety

    I'm not even gon lie, I wanted Dave to succeed in this story. Dave succeeded in a way I never expected--creating a believable story.

  • @Smokeyxz
    @Smokeyxz Před 6 lety +9

    I would’ve loved for that to be real! Damn that was great!

    • @mikegeorgius7589
      @mikegeorgius7589 Před 6 lety

      dvzimm3 it was funny as fuck anyway...

    • @joem3343
      @joem3343 Před 6 lety

      I thought it was real? I’m lost please reply. This is a lie??

  • @everythingmustcsgo5007
    @everythingmustcsgo5007 Před 6 lety +5

    DAMN I WAS EATING DURING THIS!!! LOLOL

  • @mahound9
    @mahound9 Před 5 lety

    This still cracks me the hell up. Fourth time I've heard it. On the floor. Doo-doo-ing myself laughing.

  • @MakeupMobster
    @MakeupMobster Před 6 lety

    “That’s the last ooooooone!” That was fucking great!! Fucking great!!!

  • @bradstortch8166
    @bradstortch8166 Před 6 lety +58

    I'm from Toronto, Canada.

  • @jamessarvan7692
    @jamessarvan7692 Před 6 lety +45

    I love Dave. #Nohomo.

  • @sleeptron3288
    @sleeptron3288 Před 6 lety

    Damn. This was amazing. The content you guys think up is incredible. So glad Dave's free now.

  • @geoffjones8792
    @geoffjones8792 Před 5 lety

    Joe and dave seem like the two chillest guys id hang out with

  • @juliovillarreal5343
    @juliovillarreal5343 Před 6 lety +26

    Why is there a pregnancy test in the background

  • @Hubbz313
    @Hubbz313 Před 6 lety +3

    That 4 minute intro though

  • @stacykelly1681
    @stacykelly1681 Před 5 lety +1

    14 minutes in and I'm lmfao!!! OmG your face Joe! Pump the brakes!!! Hahahaha

  • @boiledegg3534
    @boiledegg3534 Před 5 lety

    “Loading my butt with beads like I’m an ak47 clip” lost my fuckin shit

  • @dietv7619
    @dietv7619 Před 6 lety +4

    " like I'm a chainsaw "

  • @113mkay
    @113mkay Před 6 lety +16

    Guess you could say shit hit the fan?

  • @Garfuck
    @Garfuck Před 6 lety

    "Here, with your kid or on some crazy website..:" CUT "Right, so this chick..." I would love to hear what Dave said during that cut, certainly made Joe smile!

  • @user-wb2ek1fl8u
    @user-wb2ek1fl8u Před 5 lety

    How about chewing bubble gum and popping it in prison?
    Inmate: Hey yo, foo, come in here dawg I got sumtin' fa ya"

  • @mrsaguilera1110
    @mrsaguilera1110 Před 6 lety +17

    Lmao😂😂😂😂 Dave's so funny

    • @je8347
      @je8347 Před 6 lety +1

      boss lady i was dead lol

  • @bballamo21
    @bballamo21 Před 6 lety +4

    Dammit I missed you Dave

  • @lordfatcock
    @lordfatcock Před 5 lety

    She started me up like a chainsaw and dookie went everywhere LMAO

  • @Thugl1f
    @Thugl1f Před 6 lety +3

    I believe that Dave did it 😁

  • @NGMonocrom
    @NGMonocrom Před 6 lety +7

    Dammit, I don't care. That was still a good story. I can see $#&% like that happening in Chicago.

  • @amyrobles4780
    @amyrobles4780 Před 2 lety

    Omg I'm crying laughing so hard!! Pulled this thing like I'm a chainsaw! Lmfao

  • @youngsnipersquad1693
    @youngsnipersquad1693 Před 6 lety +3

    I'm dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mrsaguilera1110
    @mrsaguilera1110 Před 6 lety +7

    U both r too much 😂😂😂