Dave's Craziest Prison Story
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- čas přidán 20. 08. 2024
- In this video, Dave tells us the craziest prison story you will ever hear. A story that doesn't take place in prison or jail. Yet one that he would tell to anyone who would listen. Because while locked up, guys love to tell stories in an effort to pass the time. And from what he tells us, this is a story that others are now telling as well. Because Dave is a legend! Hope you enjoy! And if so, SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON FOR APS!!!!
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Happy Monday APS! Hope you enjoy this INSANE STORY Dave shares with us today!!! Let me know what you think about this! Also, a lot more coming this week!! We're launching the official APS website this week!!! Get ready for a lot of awesome stuff to be there!!!
Big props from colorado! recovering from 4/20! love your content and what you've done with the channel. My story is equally crazy , I've been shot (twice) stabbed, struck by lightening (literally) set on fire, I've broken 59 bones and been pronounced dead . hit me up if you want the full story !
aaaaaaaye
Joe accept my fb request Brando E. Licksir. APS SOLDIER
AfterPrisonShow more A way out!
AfterPrisonShow made my monday better, thanks joe.
As soon as he said “there was dookie everywhere” I started rolling dude 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Deadass son
Fr fr I just died
Laughed so hard i cried dude XD
"My lip gloss be poppin!" 🤣
Big Steen heeeeeeh GAAAAAY Jkjk
Big Steen you mean butt beads 😂
XxBiteMe90xX lmao the booty hole beads
Big Steen 😂😂😂
Big Steen you are a true A.P.S lifer huh, i love it keep it up brother #A.p.ssquad
The AK + Chainsaw part had me ROLLING LAUGHING OUT LOUD!! I has been too long since I laughed like that!
dave is a content machine. definetly can do standup.
This literally has me cracking up laughing man. You need to do more of these.
DAMN, I just booked a flight to Chicago for nothing . . . Thanks Dave.
dwayners13 no shit. Literally, no shit...
dwayners13 LMAOO
It’s crazy to see how far aps has came. I remember watching you open that box of 12 Junie cakes, on the wall behind you lmao! I remember when you got your first fan art and hung it up. .I’m a proud aps fan 🤓 ❤️
Dave literally shittin on these haters
arethouready 😂 🤣
Imagine this in animation. FELLAS DRAW THIS OUT AS A COMIC STRIP
Yes PLEASE
We need an artist right now
Umm... I think this is a story best told, not seen.
Shad pls.
Love having Dave back! #APSARMY4LIFE
Im 2 mins in guys an at the im suffering really bad with depression. U guys always cheer me up so thank u so much for just being you.
Hope your better now
Me too DANBOII. Hope you get better soon 💙
Hey Dan, hope you’re still with us and doing good in life brother
No way you really made that story up,cause i heard a dude tell this story in kenton county jail all the way in kentucky,thats crazy how that shit travels,and it was almost word dfor word what you told
KTaP US Wow that's crazy. Dave's famous in the prison system.
KTaP US Kentucky?!
Your right he didn't make it up. Someone else did. I heard this same story word for word YEARS ago and I'm from NY.
You were in Kenton county? So was my bf. He’s from Lebanon and he’s actually in the Lebanon prison right now
First time I heard that story none of you were even thought of. Dave's momma wasn't even born the first time I heard that joke. Of course it's not Dave's story. You guys wanna guy some prime FL real estate??
I almost believed ur Chicago story🤣🤣🤣🤣ewwww
Loading my butt like an ak
😆😆😆😆I was crying 😭😭😭lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m so sad this story isn’t real!!! LMao....I’m crying over here...thanks, I needed the laugh 😂
It was real are u deaf he said this actually happened
I Should’ve Knew Dave Was Lying🤣, “We Made Poopy Love All Night😂😂😂”
That pregnancy test in the background tho
Kal The Fantastic ha! Good eyes!!
Kal The Fantastic, gonna check to see if Dave is gonna have any junies babies lmao.
Steve Briner, LMAO
ikr
Is it an easter egg for observant viewers that dave or joe is a papi?
I lost it when she said she started me like a chainsaw
Dave: she pulled out beads
Joe: you mean Mardigraw beads
Dave: nah buttyhoel beads
Swear to God i thought he was gonna say, "it went from a marble to a GLOBE" 😂😂
its so crazy and awesome to see dave back in the vids. feels like just yesterday he was turning himself in. 💯
Like an ak-47 clip...
Magazine jackass
uhhh... clip is short for clipazine bro *sarcasm*
... gloop, gloop, gloop
Forgot the AK-47 part, she just treated that man dave like a damn Beyblade
"3-2-1 LET IT RIPPPPPPP!!!! "
14:53
lmao im weakkkk XD
And correcting people when they call something a clip or magazine just makes you the biggest basement dwelling fuckwit on the planet. People understand what's meant when it's said, but all the lonely virgins need to correct people on CZcams because they lack so much in their life.
Seriously, find something better to do with your life. It's hilariously sad how transparent people like this are.
Hands down funniest video I’ve seen in a long time! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"AND SHE POPPED ONE , IN THERE"! LMFAO 🔥🧨💯🤣
Hahahaha like the way that purple mattress commercial came on right when Dave got up to her apartment. Lol
I’ve heard this story countless times from other people about friends of friends etc. total urban legend.
yeah it's definitely a lie
Does anyone else notice the pregnancy test on the play button ?
Yeah! Eagle eye! Wow!
Cody the auto tunes
He needs to bring back his ramen soup remix video back
I like Dave like if u agree
GoKarting323 even more now...
GoKarting323 you mean like in a homosexual way or ...
😘😘🥰🥰🥰🥰
IT LOOKED LIKE A GIANT LITTER BOX 😂😂😂omg I’m dead
Pretty graphic story Dave.... I LAUGHED HARD!!!
OMG! That was you!!!? I thought you looked familiar. Why are you pretending that didn't happen?
Dave u are hillarious🤣🤣🤣🤣
Soon as he said she had plastic on the couch I knew it was gonna be gross😂😂 you guys never fail at making me laugh hysterically to the point of coughing😂
8: 58 "...we get upstairs and immediately..." CZcams ad comes on and the guy says: "Grab it, tear off the top, taste it, enjoy it." These are getting more sophisticated every day, yo :))
This video was HILARIOUS and I hope that everyone laughs as much as I did! Dave needs a booster seat....Joe you look so big compared to Dave.....BTW glad you got new glasses Dave. You guys are my favorite prison channel!! 💜😊
Bobbi Bellardine awesome channel
Some stories are better left untold
Seriously
Inside the Matrix sounds like you’ve experienced this before lol
Inside the Matrix he pretends like he was acting like he didnt want to idc how hot a girl is I aint fucking her covered in shit
But NOT this one!
demonjmh but it didn’t even happen so........ ?
Dave is a good storyteller.I always have a chuckle going back and watching these older episodes.
I just rewatched this after watching your latest video where you found Dave. Seen Dave again just makes me want to rewatch these old videos
Joe, why is there a pregnancy test behind Dave? 😂😂.
Crazy Cat he announced it on Twitter he’s gonna be a daddy
Hey Joe My Grandma was wanting me to let you know she said Hi and would love a comment back. We've been listening and watching your videos for awhile and we both love them. Keep up the good work Joe.
DJ Cervantes hey Nanny
Hay to your nana. Miss mime so much
Enjoy and cherish the time. It won't last forever, no matter how much I wish it would...
Joe!! Say hello to this guy and his grandmother! Hey granny! ❤
What do u want him to comment back? Hi?
U didn't ask a question or anything.
Oh sorry. I think she just wanted a reply of some sort nothing specific she was joking around but I wanted to make it happen if possible.
When dave said she started me up like a chain saw dude I died 😂
I swear I was in to this story real bad hahaha (please make this a series)
And why is there a pregnancy test in the back ground 😂😂
Emily good eye brother. Good eye...
Sorry. I mean good eye sister. Good eye. I should've figured you were female, considering it was a pregnancy test. Please accept my apologies...actually this ain't the first time I've done this...
Yeah!
Word is he announced it on Twitter
@@mikegeorgius7589 I can tell She's female feom her name and pfp, not because of the topic lmao. r/niceguys
Dave is absolutely hilarious and awesome sober! Idk why he ever tried hard drugs!!!
When Joe says "I can see where this is going" lol I bet you can Joe lmao best laugh in a long time
you didn't make this story up dave....i read this same thing in a hustler like 25 years ago.....
WHILE👏🏼LOCKED👏🏼UP👏🏼
Nope Spider pewdiepie?
Within 6 months I'm sure you'll be at 1 million subs.
This channel has grown so much, Dave really makes it a lot better in my opinion, keep it up guys!
"Hey, thanks for pointing that out Joe"
...scratches neck nervously Lmfao
If Joe didn't make it on CZcams... He's be the BEST HYPE MAN EVER!!!! Damn JOE!!! Who needs an intro when you got his energy and his relentless jibber blabber professional sugar coating abilities
I literally laughed out loud and I never do that. Thanks Dave
I'm gonna be completely honest, I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN SUCH A LONG TIME. Dave's funny as hell
16:42 The door squeaking sound effect is beautiful! LMAO
OMG! 😂😂😂 Got me cracking up over here! Lmfao
"No, these aren't for me"
Oh, shit.
It's so cool to see how your channel is growing over time. Really proud of you and what you made out of your situation coming home and sticking to trying to not get back to how it was!
I don't know if the story was real or not but I was about to rip a stitch laughing. I thought I was going to break one of my ribs.
dave got that magic stick? LMAO
thatjerseyb he's got something lmao
Why don’t you fuck him already? We all know you talk to Dave. Damn give him what he wants!!
what happens between the sheets ain't nobody's business but mine...
yeah... you must really have been watching me... LMAO #fail
GG
So glad Dave is back!
OMG I was laughing so hard I needed my inhaler & almost woke my 15 month old up!!!!...THANK YOU MY STOMACH HURTS BAD....HAVENT LAUGHED THIS HARD IN YEARS!!!
I have never laughed so fucking hard in my life, and it's 6 AM, and everyone is mad now lmao.
LMFAOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I have tears coming down my face!!! Sooo funny!!!!
I lol'd so hard for real.
Joe giggling like a girl made it even better :D
Just APSolutely brilliant. One of THEE best videos on the comedy side yet man. Respect to Joe and Dave.
I wasnt actually expecting what happened, and I busted up laughing. This was gold hahaha
Hyperventilation is the word, and Dave is a funny guy!!!!
Love y’all, brothers!
So great to see y’all doin’ well after all you’ve been through.
Brilliant story...a lot of crucial details, like being stuck on a high rise. I fell for it 100%.
This story was so unbelievably funny i was rolling out!!! Awesome job david!!!
Tell me why Dave gives me a Heath vibe from David dobriks vlogs
Yo, I had to turn this off at ak-47.
And started loading me up like an ak47 clip lol 😂🤣😂🤣😂
I'm not even gon lie, I wanted Dave to succeed in this story. Dave succeeded in a way I never expected--creating a believable story.
I would’ve loved for that to be real! Damn that was great!
dvzimm3 it was funny as fuck anyway...
I thought it was real? I’m lost please reply. This is a lie??
DAMN I WAS EATING DURING THIS!!! LOLOL
This still cracks me the hell up. Fourth time I've heard it. On the floor. Doo-doo-ing myself laughing.
“That’s the last ooooooone!” That was fucking great!! Fucking great!!!
I'm from Toronto, Canada.
Brad Stortch my condolences
I’m from Vancouver Canada! Lol
Aye I'm in the gta too
Same here
im from victoria canada!
I love Dave. #Nohomo.
#Sohomo
Happy for you and your life choices.
Damn. This was amazing. The content you guys think up is incredible. So glad Dave's free now.
Joe and dave seem like the two chillest guys id hang out with
Why is there a pregnancy test in the background
That 4 minute intro though
14 minutes in and I'm lmfao!!! OmG your face Joe! Pump the brakes!!! Hahahaha
“Loading my butt with beads like I’m an ak47 clip” lost my fuckin shit
" like I'm a chainsaw "
Guess you could say shit hit the fan?
POP 😂😂😂😂😂
And everything else!
Hit the loveseat
In this case, shit hit the wo-man.
"Here, with your kid or on some crazy website..:" CUT "Right, so this chick..." I would love to hear what Dave said during that cut, certainly made Joe smile!
How about chewing bubble gum and popping it in prison?
Inmate: Hey yo, foo, come in here dawg I got sumtin' fa ya"
Lmao😂😂😂😂 Dave's so funny
boss lady i was dead lol
Dammit I missed you Dave
She started me up like a chainsaw and dookie went everywhere LMAO
I believe that Dave did it 😁
Dammit, I don't care. That was still a good story. I can see $#&% like that happening in Chicago.
Omg I'm crying laughing so hard!! Pulled this thing like I'm a chainsaw! Lmfao
I'm dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂
U both r too much 😂😂😂