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  • Host Kristen Stewart remembers when Donald Trump was obsessed with her. [Season 42, 2017]
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  • @odgykins
    @odgykins Před 7 lety +15452

    "I'm so gay, dude..."
    fucking iconic.

    • @IAMTheNerdHerd
      @IAMTheNerdHerd Před 7 lety +251

      It's been a pretty open secret that she's gay for a while now, but It's still pretty awesome that she officially came out like that!

    • @ivand9610
      @ivand9610 Před 7 lety +6

      IAMTheNerdHerd it's terrible and against sharia law inchalla

    • @rachelamber4967
      @rachelamber4967 Před 7 lety +16

      Audrey Vasquez fucking love her!

    • @IAMTheNerdHerd
      @IAMTheNerdHerd Před 7 lety +105

      Why would her being bisexual have anything to do with Robert Pattison wanting to be with her? Being bi doesn't make you more likely to cheat you know, it just means that you're attracted to men and women...

    • @mkisdumb
      @mkisdumb Před 7 lety +12

      IAMTheNerdHerd *mic drop*
      you are someone who actually understands us

  • @JanuaryLovesSelena
    @JanuaryLovesSelena Před 5 lety +5796

    I was getting gay vibes from her before I knew what a gay vibe was

  • @narutotrickzxtv3D
    @narutotrickzxtv3D Před 5 lety +12260

    She's like the only human being that can pull off awkward chill cool and emo and make it attractive I swear 🤣🤣😍 love her.

    • @zaineba7319
      @zaineba7319 Před 4 lety +117

      I think it helps that she is super good looking. Looks help

    • @newsreader4321
      @newsreader4321 Před 4 lety +4

      Sounds totally like schizophrenia either that or money makes people into egomaniacs

    • @simranvyas1393
      @simranvyas1393 Před 4 lety +26

      Just like Timothèe Chalamet

    • @gizmomac1520
      @gizmomac1520 Před 4 lety +4

      I'd love Kristen Stewart and Miles McKenna to interview each other in a room together! They give off the same vibes tbh imo 😂🤣 #biicon #transicon

    • @jorgechavarria4799
      @jorgechavarria4799 Před 3 lety +10

      True tho. The other two is how we look if we try to be like her 😂😂😂😂

  • @softerhaze
    @softerhaze Před 4 lety +6421

    imagine being able to own ur awkwardness n being able to talk in front of people without having a panic attack. cant relate.

    • @notname4414
      @notname4414 Před 4 lety +32

      @Kai Evans yes. When i was a teenager i was so numb it was impossible for my to say more than "yes" and "no". Now as a 30year old is not like im the king of the party but you learn to manage yourself at least to interact and have a decent conversation.

    • @gabrielagro443
      @gabrielagro443 Před 4 lety +3

      @Kai Evans hahaha my thoughts exactly

    • @ttommytom
      @ttommytom Před 4 lety +13

      I can. I have a fear of being watched. I was a college, then professional, baseball player. Worst position for said fear:
      Pitcher. Walking TO the mound was the hardest part. I felt like 1000's of eyes ripping me up. Walking off was not as bad (I ran off) but you could still feel it. Pitching itself, you lock into one face in the crowd, during some moments. You can't look into your own dugout or god forbid, the opponents. They'll rip you apart. To block the voices, you lock into the 3rd baseman's voice. You have to ask him to repeat your nickname (we all have one) LOUD and it blocks out the world. You then lock into the 4 corners (The Catcher's knees and shoulders) and look for the spot you want to throw the ball. Once in the wind-up, it's locked in brain, dead silence and muscle memory. Like a car accident. Slow motion silence. If you think, you're done. That's why some people stop catching passes, throwing strikes or missing putts. They start thinking. I did have a horrible senior year of HS. Almost cost me my scholarship. Kept me from getting drafted. But I fixed it. I went and threw 1000 pitches against a fence and pretended 1000 people were watching. I heard a voice at a game close by and came up with the 3rd baseman idea. Worked.

    • @TheReaverOfDarkness
      @TheReaverOfDarkness Před 3 lety +14

      I know her secret because I have it the same way. She doesn't control her anxiety and not have a panic attack, she instead goes up anyway even though she's mid panic attack and just focuses on what she practiced.

    • @genki2705
      @genki2705 Před 2 lety +1

      it's so contradicting. I can't make a head or a tail with it. She is an actress. She has to enjoy the attention, otherwise her career choice would have made no sense. Sometimes I think that her awkwardness is played

  • @adriennev5636
    @adriennev5636 Před 7 lety +2531

    when she read the tweets it makes me think of how much trump sounds like a teenage girl gossiping about a popular couple in high school 😂

    • @thegossipswan009
      @thegossipswan009 Před 7 lety +75

      He's the real gossip girl, not Dan lol

    • @dasiasaur
      @dasiasaur Před 7 lety +4

      thegossipswan009 so true though

    • @rtalpha4172
      @rtalpha4172 Před 7 lety

      Adrienne V rebrnfmrhykhr
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    • @joeddemicamprock
      @joeddemicamprock Před 7 lety +3

      ahahahahah

    • @unusuario5173
      @unusuario5173 Před 7 lety +6

      when she read the tweets it makes me think of how much trump sounds like a teenage girl gossiping about a popular couple in high school 😂

  • @pppfan103
    @pppfan103 Před 7 lety +2956

    Kristen Stewart is severely underrated.

    • @robbylewis6937
      @robbylewis6937 Před 7 lety +62

      Not really. She's just one of those celebrities that stay off of social media and hates the paparazzi. She wants to do the movies she chooses, promote them, and be left the hell alone.

    • @wgorham93
      @wgorham93 Před 7 lety +3

      +Jackson DeStefano That's the impression you got from this utterly horrible monologue? I don't have anything against her as a person, but this monologue (and a significant portion of her roles in this whole episode) were extraordinarily bad.

    • @teal7973
      @teal7973 Před 7 lety +5

      Krisss Bryant camp X-ray!

    • @JustDreamingLife
      @JustDreamingLife Před 7 lety

      it's all because of Twilight.

    • @ep3989
      @ep3989 Před 7 lety +3

      She got Best Actress award in Europe not long ago and she's still young, but they give her main roles in a wide variety of movies, so I wouldn't say she's exactly "underrated", but I kinda get why you say it.

  • @lilychild1634
    @lilychild1634 Před 5 lety +7053

    “I’m like so gay dude” I think that was really brave of her

    • @notname4414
      @notname4414 Před 4 lety +18

      @Sammy Smith ikr how is getting along with the "agenda" being brave.

    • @THEAnnEla
      @THEAnnEla Před 4 lety +125

      I agree. Even she was told not to hold hands with her girlfriend in public so that she doesn't close some doors for herself in the film industry. It is still brave to do so in hollywood, it is full of homophobic and shitty people. What I find quite controversial is the fact that I think she said it just because they wrote it into her monologue, because it would be really a statement, but she actually said on several occasions after this moment that she is actually fluid and doesn't really want to put a label on herself, so Idk what to think about this public "come out"...

    • @dollface6104
      @dollface6104 Před 3 lety +56

      @Sammy Smith it's still brave and will always be, until people stop being dickheads.

    • @heydeanie
      @heydeanie Před 3 lety +4

      @@mars9234 lmaooooooooooo... Love that

    • @heydeanie
      @heydeanie Před 3 lety +19

      @Keyser Söze to be fair, one can realize a little late that they are gay. We don't all know everything about ourselves at a young age ... Especially with something like this, a person can be in denial with themselves. However, in this case, I did read somewhere she is Bi...

  • @shelletemisfit9799
    @shelletemisfit9799 Před 3 lety +3381

    Kate McKinnon and Kristen Stewart on one stage.... The gay energy in this room... is ASTRONOMICAL

    • @lcephoenix
      @lcephoenix Před 3 lety +57

      This is the comment I was looking for. Like seriously! Made my gay heart so happy to see them on stage together!

    • @IntrusiveThot
      @IntrusiveThot Před 3 lety +19

      With Aidy bringing the bi energy! CRITICAL GAY MASS

    • @Diwnaodorhnwk
      @Diwnaodorhnwk Před 2 lety

      @@IntrusiveThot is gay not the same as bisexual

    • @alezanders
      @alezanders Před 2 lety +5

      @@Diwnaodorhnwk Gay means you like the same gender, bisexual means you like more than one gender

    • @IntrusiveThot
      @IntrusiveThot Před 2 lety +4

      @@Diwnaodorhnwk gay is also often used as a shorthand for queer folks in general as well! That was my intention with my comment

  • @emmasagittarius7694
    @emmasagittarius7694 Před 6 lety +17312

    "im like so gay dude" i love her bye

  • @Asyipyip
    @Asyipyip Před 7 lety +3764

    WHY DID I SPEND MY ANGSTY TEENAGE YEARS HATING HER FOR A SHITTY ROLE IN A SHITTY MOVIE WHEN I COULD HAVE BEEN IN LOVE WITH HER INSTEAD

    • @babserella2778
      @babserella2778 Před 7 lety +39

      I am right there with ya, my friend.

    • @thebookwurm2736
      @thebookwurm2736 Před 7 lety +48

      This is literally what I have been asking myself for the past several years.

    • @agi_b
      @agi_b Před 7 lety +10

      same

    • @kshdorii
      @kshdorii Před 7 lety +56

      It always happens to people with herd mentality who like to jump on the current trendy bandwagon and like to take out their frustration on people they know basically nothing about.

    • @flatearthreality8683
      @flatearthreality8683 Před 7 lety +39

      i loved her since first time i saw her :))

  • @Hahahahaaahaahaa
    @Hahahahaaahaahaa Před 4 lety +3869

    Imagine cheating on everyone you've ever married, then ragging on a celebrity you don't know over twitter about her fidelity with a fake boyfriend, oh and then you still get to be president.

    • @catycristina12
      @catycristina12 Před 4 lety +88

      Shit. Your comment is soooo underrated, dude! 😂😂😂👏👏👏

    • @louiseklinkhammer3148
      @louiseklinkhammer3148 Před 4 lety +15

      Fake?

    • @catycristina12
      @catycristina12 Před 4 lety +40

      @@louiseklinkhammer3148 yeah, they where dating just for publicity.

    • @luciewilfart1374
      @luciewilfart1374 Před 4 lety +98

      No! They were really dating. They say it on an interview :)

    • @ililililliil
      @ililililliil Před 3 lety +96

      @@catycristina12 that's funny because Kristen herself confirmed that they were actually dating and she actually cheated and hurt Robert

  • @natutw71
    @natutw71 Před 4 lety +5756

    kristen's mind: Don't swear, don't swear, don't swear, don't swear, don't swear...
    (At the end:) Great! I made it, I didn't swear!
    Kristen: *swears*
    Kristen's mind: SO CLOSE!

    • @notname4414
      @notname4414 Před 4 lety +14

      Thats what i dont like about lesbians they think they can swear like a man but they dont know how to control that power Lol

    • @AlkisenSuper
      @AlkisenSuper Před 4 lety +217

      @@notname4414 Oh my God, could you be any more eyerollingly stupid? She's not the first one who swore accidentally on the show.

    • @justthatgirl-ct4jo
      @justthatgirl-ct4jo Před 4 lety +5

      @@AlkisenSuper lol I think it was a joke

    • @sandras2624
      @sandras2624 Před 4 lety +44

      @@justthatgirl-ct4jo i sure hope so, cuz it indeed was eyerollingly stupid

    • @slothi_one
      @slothi_one Před 3 lety +36

      i get that this was a joke but that can easily offend quite a few people, not that funny :/ especially with the fact that you directed this towards lesbians and used the phrase "like a man" like come on, its the 21st century

  • @hakeemsesay15
    @hakeemsesay15 Před 7 lety +3150

    Honesty from the hate she gets from not looking or acting normal. She seems fine to me.

    • @hakeemsesay15
      @hakeemsesay15 Před 7 lety +48

      cFc FiRe right she in her twenties still gets nervous in front of crowds. It how she is. And I get why people call her a emotionless actress. I think I heard she she struggles with socializing in public but I still give her probs for hosting snl.

    • @BrodyzVidz
      @BrodyzVidz Před 7 lety +1

      abdul great comment and totally agree

    • @occraig
      @occraig Před 7 lety +15

      she has been getting good acting roles since 2002(since the was 12)so she is over the whole fame thing and just wants to be a working actor. Scarlett Johansson ask the same way for the same reason

    • @user-yh8li2tm8g
      @user-yh8li2tm8g Před 7 lety +30

      i think she act wayyyy more normal than every else on tv. god, i'd be a shivering mess if you put me on live cameras.

    • @jordangreen7567
      @jordangreen7567 Před 7 lety +5

      Abdul Sesay I think she gets hate for acting in twilight, not being a good actress, and cheating on her boyfriend.

  • @Katie-mw7pd
    @Katie-mw7pd Před 7 lety +10635

    Her accidentally swearing was so adorable.

    • @freetobe2111
      @freetobe2111 Před 7 lety +33

      Kati e Im sure she couldnt possibly have planned that in advance. Nope. Uh-uh.

    • @darkprose
      @darkprose Před 6 lety +34

      It really was.

    • @yurikoshinigami
      @yurikoshinigami Před 6 lety +87

      and the way she handle it was hilarious jajaja so cute

    • @thENDweDIE
      @thENDweDIE Před 6 lety +24

      ...* adorkable...XD

    • @natgotmotion
      @natgotmotion Před 6 lety +2

      When

  • @NK-he6eq
    @NK-he6eq Před 5 lety +706

    For someone with social anxiety, Kristen sure killed it!

    • @estherification04
      @estherification04 Před rokem

      Fuck you that’s so backhanded lol

    • @Hereandqueer
      @Hereandqueer Před 9 měsíci +1

      She has social anxiety?

    • @danielgoncalves6438
      @danielgoncalves6438 Před 5 měsíci

      ​@@Hereandqueernah she just says she has it to look cool...but it's also for people forgive her for being such a bad actor but we don't.

  • @resmerelish2830
    @resmerelish2830 Před 4 lety +1031

    When she said, "I'm so gay dude."
    I felt that

    • @jenni2766
      @jenni2766 Před 2 lety

      2:24

    • @wyattcole5452
      @wyattcole5452 Před 3 měsíci

      Ok, gay people usually do. I feel that, but I don’t see why she has to flaunt it, pretend it’s brave and advertise herself

  • @MsGrapeNehi
    @MsGrapeNehi Před 7 lety +8806

    "Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog and will do it again." The guy who's had three wives would know all about cheating, right?

    • @babserella2778
      @babserella2778 Před 7 lety +204

      OH SNAP. I bet he would spin a line of bullshit about how men aren't supposed to be monogamous because of survival of the fittest and spreading their seed and UGH NOW I HAVE A MENTAL IMAGE OF TRUMP'S SEED. DO NOT WANT.

    • @newsoul1
      @newsoul1 Před 7 lety +35

      OOOHH BURN

    • @lorinadevcic3743
      @lorinadevcic3743 Před 7 lety +11

      What-If Machine you really belive that thoose tweets are real ? ? ? wow..

    • @Karlthegreat84
      @Karlthegreat84 Před 7 lety +17

      +What-If Machine You should check out what Keith Olbermann had to say about Trump's relationship with dogs and how he uses the wording "cheated like a dog", "treated like a dog" all over the place.

    • @enlightendbel
      @enlightendbel Před 7 lety +98

      Three wives and fawns over his own daughter like the most pervy fuck on earth.

  • @sybaritesphynx8057
    @sybaritesphynx8057 Před 7 lety +1887

    Trump obsessively tweeting about her love life, Sean Spicer obsessively tweeting about Dippin Dots... just what kind of crazies are running this country????

    • @yourface3154
      @yourface3154 Před 7 lety +2

      He didn't tweet about her...

    • @luckyshots3094
      @luckyshots3094 Před 7 lety +29

      Those were real tweets.

    • @Informatic1
      @Informatic1 Před 7 lety +13

      +Triston Charge they were real, look them up. I'm shocked, I honestly thought that was just a meta joke

    • @StevenGolden
      @StevenGolden Před 7 lety +31

      You've also got Mike Pence who thinks electrocuting gays makes them straight

    • @kathrynhansen9128
      @kathrynhansen9128 Před 7 lety +6

      Nick agent, I'm sure it's not wasted.

  • @bee-bl9vx
    @bee-bl9vx Před 3 lety +460

    My senior quote: “I’m like so gay dude”- Kristen Stewart

  • @samash7302
    @samash7302 Před 4 lety +1943

    Remember guys, never judge an actor based on a horrendous franchise....

    • @Phoebe-el7vv
      @Phoebe-el7vv Před 4 lety +69

      Sam Ash i thought twilight was sweet

    • @graceless000
      @graceless000 Před 4 lety +46

      Phoebe Beckley I really liked the books, movies could be better at some points but I just love Kristen 🥰

    • @angelabby2379
      @angelabby2379 Před 4 lety +82

      Why do people expect an oscar winning movie from a cheesy chick flick fantasy romance i have no idea, i really enjoyed twilight for what it is

    • @margieohara
      @margieohara Před 3 lety +16

      Don't judge a book by its movie

    • @shobhakumari6523
      @shobhakumari6523 Před 3 lety +4

      Never Judge An Actress by One "Particular Character" played by her
      But watch others like SPEAK(2004)
      and Portrayal in it.Also, Welcome to the Rileys(James Gandolfini),The Cake Eaters,The Runaways {Iconic Joan Jett},Clouds of Sils Maria
      [Cèsar], Adventureland,Panic Room,
      Etc..

  • @The2011Godfather
    @The2011Godfather Před 7 lety +1952

    How can anyone think Kristen is ugly? The girl oozes sex appeal in a non-conventional way. ;D

    • @heather7773
      @heather7773 Před 7 lety +14

      Ajay G seriously!! i love her hair and everything, really adds to the dark and sexy look

    • @busterthe2
      @busterthe2 Před 7 lety +3

      Ajay G Yeah Edward Scissorhands is so hot

    • @heather7773
      @heather7773 Před 7 lety +6

      busterthe2 ok now that you say that, i definitely see a resemblance!

    • @tabortoothtiger7580
      @tabortoothtiger7580 Před 7 lety +5

      Well, to be honest, I found Edward Scissorhands hot...Weird, but hot..I mean, anything that Johnny Depp does is hot, to be fair...lol

    • @NJ-wb1cz
      @NJ-wb1cz Před 7 lety +8

      Ajay G Cause people think that they are supposed to hate Twilight

  • @sweetupon3551
    @sweetupon3551 Před 7 lety +6427

    '' he is probably in love with my boyfriend '' 😂😂 true

    • @deniserossiter1059
      @deniserossiter1059 Před 4 lety +49

      Sweet Upon 😂😆That was hilarious!! Best monolog EVER!! Can’t imagine what it would feel like to wake-up to the POTUS tweeting about your break-up 11x like he has nothing better to do!! The dude is seriously unhinged & worries me..no joke!

    • @lenilutang7141
      @lenilutang7141 Před 4 lety +50

      "my boyfriend"😍😍😍

    • @nawrinesa7160
      @nawrinesa7160 Před 3 lety +8

      Back in then,i too thought if Donald Trump is in love with him or not😆😅😆

    • @madfree101
      @madfree101 Před 3 lety +18

      Aren’t we all

    • @ps1hagrid964
      @ps1hagrid964 Před 3 lety +1

      I changed your like from 3k to 3.1k

  • @ludanvers3701
    @ludanvers3701 Před 3 lety +183

    I can just imagine Robert reaction to those tweets

  • @katiepurry18
    @katiepurry18 Před 5 lety +603

    i think i'm gay, back when twilight was such a hit, my friends were so obsessed between team jacob or edward, and i was in the corner. trying to hide the fact that i only cared about kristen!

    • @shanjaliarul6077
      @shanjaliarul6077 Před 3 lety +24

      Same! I found her more attractive than either of the men 🤣

    • @TheReaverOfDarkness
      @TheReaverOfDarkness Před 3 lety +13

      Team Kristen!

    • @brianna37
      @brianna37 Před 3 lety +3

      @@TheReaverOfDarkness HELL YES

    • @brianna37
      @brianna37 Před 3 lety +4

      For me it was my friends were obsessed with one direction and had crushes on them....I was obsessed with my friends and (in retrospect, definitely) had crushes on some of them ._.

    • @olivagulabjan9
      @olivagulabjan9 Před 3 lety

      same

  • @L0veepanicc
    @L0veepanicc Před 7 lety +1782

    I love how cringey this girl always is but she keeps going on TV even though she has social anxiety *applause*

    • @Widestone001
      @Widestone001 Před 7 lety +123

      It seems that she is getting control over the anxiety - In some parts she seemed really natural and herself, even.
      Either that or she's a really good actress.
      Both work for her choice of carreer, so yay Kristen! :-)

    • @isaac10231
      @isaac10231 Před 7 lety +2

      Juliette DB I think that's part of the act

    • @Crimson11100
      @Crimson11100 Před 7 lety +30

      I admire her. I have anxiety too, but I cannot deal with it as well as she does.

    • @MsOverrated90
      @MsOverrated90 Před 7 lety +2

      Lool. I thought by now she would find a way to deal with it, and do something about it. But I guess her approach is to just embrace it...

    • @michaeljenkins7024
      @michaeljenkins7024 Před 7 lety +3

      It's utter BS. Anyone with real anxiety issues couldn't possibly have lived the life she's led. It just wouldn't be possible.

  • @lostmoon7040
    @lostmoon7040 Před 7 lety +16027

    I've always liked Kristen she gives off really cool vibes even if she is a bit awkward or whatever

    • @mr.mohagany8555
      @mr.mohagany8555 Před 6 lety +243

      She seems able to get the audience to root for her, like she's made her vulnerability into an asset.

    • @ninaz2101
      @ninaz2101 Před 6 lety +56

      WTF trump is a PRESIDENT !!
      Wonder which creeps do even like that old sack of fat and inplated hair.
      He’s ruining everything. And America was already great but destroyed by trumps words: Make america great again ectually means: Destroy america and make shit like trump
      he’s a total idiot, i mean, who writes things about kristen as a president? And even such thing? Isn’t that a privately thing? I mean, what’s wrong with that old man. He doesn’t even have a girlfiend who loves him so...he’s a real freak
      And how the hell would he know ANYTHING about kristen and edward except twilight.
      He doesn’t even know why they broke up and writes , yes he writes cauz he’s totally terrified of telling kristen into her face , so he writes she cheated on him?!
      I’m NOT from america but even if I hear not much of trump, i know it’s enough information to know that he’s a freak

    • @thENDweDIE
      @thENDweDIE Před 6 lety +25

      Right! Like when she dropped her VMA award XD

    • @hannahg8439
      @hannahg8439 Před 5 lety +64

      She's a lil insecure sometimes, I'd rather call this sweet than awkward :D

    • @misspaola3892
      @misspaola3892 Před 5 lety +10

      Yeah she's so cool.

  • @rdifede89
    @rdifede89 Před 4 lety +667

    The line “I’m like, sooo gay dude” made me lesbian pregnant.

  • @ipshita154
    @ipshita154 Před 5 lety +652

    I've probably replayed 2:21 - 2:30 a thousand times.

  • @gryffindor_weasley3476
    @gryffindor_weasley3476 Před 7 lety +1326

    That's why Donald treats Melina in a shitty way. He has been in love with Robert the whole time. #Sad

    • @Shivanikaw
      @Shivanikaw Před 7 lety +1

      Is there another women in his life named Melina!! I thought it was only Melania....

    • @TheWayIRage
      @TheWayIRage Před 7 lety

      Jeea hahahah #sad

    • @ghettosteeve
      @ghettosteeve Před 7 lety

      oh shit dude its Bogie!
      sup?

    • @ryanbeaty4893
      @ryanbeaty4893 Před 7 lety

      Wow, you're really desperate to be right, aren't you?

    • @Shivanikaw
      @Shivanikaw Před 7 lety

      Ryan Beaty : this is important news, need not get confused with incorrect names

  • @sophocles8761
    @sophocles8761 Před 7 lety +2075

    If those tweets are real then I despair for America ...

    • @tobyw5442
      @tobyw5442 Před 7 lety +93

      some of those tweets are still up

    • @sophocles8761
      @sophocles8761 Před 7 lety +80

      Tamizh Vignesh both those tweets were sent five years ago when Trump was 65 YEARS OLD he is old enough to be Kristin's grandfather!

    • @blackdog8245
      @blackdog8245 Před 7 lety +108

      They're real unfortunately.

    • @fififornow8031
      @fififornow8031 Před 7 lety +12

      Sopho Cles yup. Real from five years ago lmao

    • @theultimatereductionist7592
      @theultimatereductionist7592 Před 7 lety +7

      +Sopho Cles That would explain Trump's immaturity. Hopefully he will start acting like an adult at the age of 70.

  • @thethrashpanda
    @thethrashpanda Před 3 lety +351

    Alright, who’s here from the “Happiest Season” trailer??
    Edit: Go watch the film. It was amazing. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll fangirl.

    • @yerayarbelaez9164
      @yerayarbelaez9164 Před 3 lety +4

      me

    • @thethrashpanda
      @thethrashpanda Před 3 lety +2

      @@yerayarbelaez9164 wooooorrrrddddd

    • @charzard1000
      @charzard1000 Před 3 lety +7

      It was so so good, great plot, great characters and so funny

    • @thethrashpanda
      @thethrashpanda Před 3 lety +1

      @@charzard1000 Especially John

    • @15Candles
      @15Candles Před 2 lety +2

      Watching Kristen playing a lesbian character in which she's just being herself makes me happy idk why 😂😂

  • @monsieurmorales2566
    @monsieurmorales2566 Před 3 lety +162

    "I think he's in love with *my boyfriend* " ❤️😭😭

  • @JSPJB
    @JSPJB Před 7 lety +3329

    "Alessia Cara is here.. and I'll never come back" lol. Kristen will be back. She was great in every skit.

    • @csic123
      @csic123 Před 5 lety +42

      JSPJB I hope she doesn't get banned from SNL for dropping the f bomb. And she was a great host.

    • @seanesmith239
      @seanesmith239 Před 5 lety +22

      Christopher Dorrough she wasn’t lol ppl have done much worse on this show anyway

    • @britneyspearsstan
      @britneyspearsstan Před 4 lety +19

      She’s coming back this October 😊

    • @tanishkaprasad8657
      @tanishkaprasad8657 Před 4 lety +1

      yeah shes prolly coming in season 45

    • @tanishkaprasad8657
      @tanishkaprasad8657 Před 4 lety +1

      @@britneyspearsstan yesssssssssssss

  • @ladyaarion
    @ladyaarion Před 7 lety +4656

    I regret hating her when I was like 10. Kristen seems amazing and cool

    • @yoloswag6404
      @yoloswag6404 Před 7 lety +4

      Zack Fisher good one

    • @Delephene
      @Delephene Před 7 lety +49

      Zack Fisher If you're going to call someone a "faggot" could you at least use proper grammar?

    • @ladyaarion
      @ladyaarion Před 7 lety +57

      Zack Fisher I think I lost 10 neurons by reading your comment

    • @sofficoto
      @sofficoto Před 6 lety +14

      I’m really gay for her now, amazing how much things changed since 2012

    • @yasigreen9800
      @yasigreen9800 Před 6 lety +3

      Mike Pee Go fuck yourself

  • @sandras2624
    @sandras2624 Před 4 lety +177

    whenever i see her my bisexual heart just kind of bursts

    • @wyattcole5452
      @wyattcole5452 Před 3 měsíci

      You don’t have a chance with her, sorry

  • @sapphic_edits592
    @sapphic_edits592 Před 4 lety +120

    her cursing and then realizing it is the best this ever
    so is the “i’m so gay dude”

  • @Ryan_Cohen
    @Ryan_Cohen Před 7 lety +2233

    She rocked that dress!

    • @mayursurpurkar3428
      @mayursurpurkar3428 Před 4 lety +10

      The Crazy Ace Finally, somebody said it. I mean it's been two years, but still. 🤝💯

    • @brandonsamuels6457
      @brandonsamuels6457 Před 3 lety +1

      And those louboutin so kates.

    • @wyattcole5452
      @wyattcole5452 Před 3 měsíci

      You just need to toss it over your head, how couldn’t you pull this off? And it doesn’t make her look less like a coat rack, actually makes her look more like one.

  • @sulabhparajuli
    @sulabhparajuli Před 7 lety +597

    SHE IS SO FUCKING PRETTY. HER PERSONALITY IS JUST AMAZING

  • @jumpforjoy6
    @jumpforjoy6 Před 2 lety +116

    I love how Kristen has had the balls to host SNL twice now even though people say she's awkward and Robert Pattinson won't do it lol

    • @lujorom9172
      @lujorom9172 Před 2 lety

      Why won’t he do it?

    • @artillero8669
      @artillero8669 Před 2 lety +1

      He doesn’t need to do it😂😂

    • @jumpforjoy6
      @jumpforjoy6 Před 2 lety +3

      @@artillero8669 nobody needs to. Some dare to

    • @artillero8669
      @artillero8669 Před 2 lety

      @@jumpforjoy6 I mean I hate to be an ass but she definitely needed to for relevancy.

    • @artillero8669
      @artillero8669 Před 2 lety +2

      @@jumpforjoy6 and tbh it’s pretty shameless to stand on stage and talk about the time you cheated on your partner.

  • @shr2310
    @shr2310 Před 3 lety +67

    "I'm like so gay dude"
    Mood mood mood

  • @esmeathena520
    @esmeathena520 Před 7 lety +1485

    Nice to see that she's finally comfortable with herself and who she is...and I'm not talking about her confirming she's gay.

    • @MyreW36
      @MyreW36 Před 7 lety +3

      Esme Athena She's cobfirmed it before in interviews so it's not news

    • @AlliesBeautyTips
      @AlliesBeautyTips Před 7 lety

      is she gay or bisexual tho

    • @lovelyxskinny
      @lovelyxskinny Před 7 lety +2

      MyreW30 how come she only dated men and only had sex with men until a few years ago?? she legit liked men . I feel like men didn't like her so she's pretending to be gay

    • @travissch9375
      @travissch9375 Před 7 lety +62

      lovelyxskinny That's not a thing. I dated women, had sex with women. Am I pretending to be gay? That's makes no sense.

    • @nialg202
      @nialg202 Před 7 lety +12

      She said she was bisexual didn't she?

  • @ngawangdheden7277
    @ngawangdheden7277 Před 7 lety +2434

    love how American telly takes cursing so seriously. In Britain, we have comedy shows, especially, throwing cuss words left and right and no one gives a toss.

    • @AaronOwenSmith
      @AaronOwenSmith Před 7 lety +59

      You must be really proud.

    • @jbhns
      @jbhns Před 7 lety +22

      it's the same here in the francophone part of Europa, we do this sometimes and it's not that big deal...

    • @markmaguk
      @markmaguk Před 7 lety +117

      Yes we are. Fucking proud.

    • @heyyou1198
      @heyyou1198 Před 7 lety +3

      Ngawang Dheden only on network television.

    • @GameThruz
      @GameThruz Před 7 lety +2

      Yeah but not "Fuck".

  • @rashishivgotra8558
    @rashishivgotra8558 Před 3 lety +35

    She is full of confident.....and she speaks soo beautifully

  • @EpsilonEridani_
    @EpsilonEridani_ Před 5 lety +247

    I think many of us that were oh, about 11 or so when Twilight first came out probably hated her irrationally and then later discovered we weren’t straight and now here we are today in our early 20s, half in love with her

    • @elenaKS230
      @elenaKS230 Před 4 lety +1

      Juice why must you attack me like this?

    • @wildwesley9328
      @wildwesley9328 Před 4 lety +2

      This reaches me on a spiritual level

    • @sceneandemo4ever
      @sceneandemo4ever Před 3 lety +5

      I was unintentionally obsessed with her. Like i wanted yo be her. Now as an adult, still obsessed with her but in a gay way

    • @theSkin_of_a_Killer_Bella
      @theSkin_of_a_Killer_Bella Před 3 lety +1

      Idk man, always loved her.
      And Jacob.
      And Alice.
      And Jasper.
      Gotta love the himbo🙄
      Victoria was always peeking up on the list too.
      Oh, and Rosalie.
      So from what I gathered. Young me was all about the movies and knew absolutely nothing outside of it👨‍🦲👍 And was also always very gay.
      I couldnt understand why anyone disliked her🤷‍♀️

  • @florencelove1895
    @florencelove1895 Před 7 lety +3270

    She's insanely hot.

  • @internetslayer9000
    @internetslayer9000 Před 7 lety +4586

    My gayness just intensified

  • @mah512
    @mah512 Před 3 lety +26

    when im depressed i watch this video and i get instantly happy

  • @AA-qb7ni
    @AA-qb7ni Před 2 lety +14

    Her making fun of tweets was hilarious. She shocked me with this monologue. Kristen's amazing!!

  • @joeysvehla2309
    @joeysvehla2309 Před 7 lety +3124

    Our president is a guy who got genuinely butt hurt over a relationship that 14 year old girls hardly cared about. Lord have mercy.

    • @hassanbt5433
      @hassanbt5433 Před 6 lety +22

      Megan J "I did not have sexual relations with that woman"

    • @Mohamed-jb9yx
      @Mohamed-jb9yx Před 6 lety +38

      Macy J
      Clinton had a sexual relationship outside his marriage which is bad and irresponsible. So is Trump. But the fact Trump cared the relationship of such actors creeps me out.

    • @hannahamaya8439
      @hannahamaya8439 Před 5 lety +2

      Yay I’m the 666th like

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino Před 5 lety

      @@Mohamed-jb9yx did He?

    • @StormCrownSr
      @StormCrownSr Před 4 lety +7

      @@Mohamed-jb9yx Even if he didn't become president, dude, he was 70 at the time.

  • @kicel1252009991_Vankip
    @kicel1252009991_Vankip Před 7 lety +3861

    She's oddly attractive and super cute. Love her^-^

  • @catycristina12
    @catycristina12 Před 4 lety +44

    The best part about this is that I have no clue if she is just acting or really nervous... Like... Wow. Confused. But loved it!!! 😄

  • @pnoipr8
    @pnoipr8 Před 4 lety +92

    4:33 and she'll be back this Saturday, 2 years later.

  • @elizabethnylam
    @elizabethnylam Před 7 lety +1122

    She totally nailed that monologue.

  • @KayleighExOh
    @KayleighExOh Před 7 lety +1025

    I love that she accidentally swore it just puts the cherry on top haha

    • @youthofyesterdayrecords
      @youthofyesterdayrecords Před 4 lety +7

      Yeah, that so wasn't planned.

    • @Beth_4
      @Beth_4 Před 4 lety +14

      @@youthofyesterdayrecords no you could tell it wasnt planned

    • @kmnji
      @kmnji Před 3 lety +4

      @@Beth_4 she said in an interview with jimmy fallon that it was accidental

  • @ushas7255
    @ushas7255 Před 3 lety +34

    Say whatever, but she does have her own style and carries herself well in being cheeky, shy etc.

  • @mikeysorrentino8480
    @mikeysorrentino8480 Před 4 lety +49

    I never fully realized how attractive she is

  • @s.f.694
    @s.f.694 Před 7 lety +1402

    I thought that was really cool and genuine. Love Kristen. She kept it real

    • @freetobe2111
      @freetobe2111 Před 6 lety

      S. Y. She certainly kept trying to "look real." We get it....

    • @wyattcole5452
      @wyattcole5452 Před 3 měsíci

      “She told us all her fetishes and went into detail about her cheating, she kept it so real”

  • @Haddy26
    @Haddy26 Před 7 lety +694

    I love her so fucking much

  • @kendall354
    @kendall354 Před 6 lety +9

    “And I’ll never come back” omg how can u not love her

  • @artbyfranzel
    @artbyfranzel Před 3 lety +17

    2:26 best part

  • @elisiamangiacotti7001
    @elisiamangiacotti7001 Před 7 lety +939

    what a badass queen

  • @davidalbergo2
    @davidalbergo2 Před 7 lety +1066

    She did soooooo well..I love how comfortable she is with herself. Shes dating an absolutely stunning girl..Well Done Kristen

    • @davidalbergo2
      @davidalbergo2 Před 7 lety +79

      Ffion Dougherty Umm what homosexuality isnt comfortable for humanity..or do you mean YOUR NOT COMFORTABLE WITH HOMOSEXUALITY..

    • @claraision1664
      @claraision1664 Před 7 lety +40

      Ffion Dougherty As a gay human being, I can promise you that I am very comfortable lmfao

    • @christianamelillo5438
      @christianamelillo5438 Před 7 lety +4

      Ffion Dougherty LOL talk about a moral compass...

    • @Splucked
      @Splucked Před 7 lety +22

      +Ffion Doughtety Ah ... so you speak for all humanity do you? I have a _serious_ bone to pick with your sorry ass. BTW, the only one you're fooling is yourself. Your homophobia is your own. It does *not* belong to 'humanity' as you seem to think.

    • @Sponsi_PL
      @Sponsi_PL Před 7 lety +1

      COMFORTABLE? She is a wreck here! It's a freaking disaster!

  • @felixh9469
    @felixh9469 Před 5 lety +22

    She’s the most precious women ever. She gives me vibes dude

  • @Decker97
    @Decker97 Před 3 lety +26

    he doesn't hate me , he' loves my boyfriend"😂😂

  • @wtfigabor
    @wtfigabor Před 7 lety +115

    to be fair, when I saw she'll host, I thought this will be the coolest fucking thing too. and in just the monologue she proved me right haha

  • @EveForbiddenFruit
    @EveForbiddenFruit Před 7 lety +84

    Kristen has legitimately been one of my favorite actresses for years, and I loved her on SNL tonight. She was clearly nervous though. But I would be too if I were hosting my favorite show.

  • @theloner7823
    @theloner7823 Před 4 lety +13

    2017: CZcams recommend
    2018: CZcams recommend
    2019: CZcams recommend
    2020: CZcams recommend
    I end up watching every time ❤️🤙🤙

  • @katiecaldwell1917
    @katiecaldwell1917 Před 2 lety +6

    she really helped me come out dude i love her

  • @44hunterbug
    @44hunterbug Před 7 lety +681

    Can she marry me please omg

    • @rdklzkydd
      @rdklzkydd Před 7 lety +24

      Buddy, she's gay. There's not gonna be any guys in her.

    • @justiceblackwolf369
      @justiceblackwolf369 Před 7 lety

      Jay Diggy him who?

    • @NJ-wb1cz
      @NJ-wb1cz Před 7 lety +2

      rdklzkydd We can change gender! Didn't think about that, huh?! We'll take your precious lesbians away from you mwahahahaha!

    • @aliothursaemajoris516
      @aliothursaemajoris516 Před 7 lety +8

      Bear Arms lol, you'll still be a man

    • @Whosoever141
      @Whosoever141 Před 7 lety

      Zoe Skittles no

  • @sarabroyles3153
    @sarabroyles3153 Před 7 lety +472

    It's safe to say Kristen Stewart is my favorite host so far.

  • @sparshgarg8362
    @sparshgarg8362 Před 2 lety +3

    No no no, the President tweeted about me ELEVEN TIMES!
    Don't know why but, watching this on repeat

  • @jackmake5115
    @jackmake5115 Před 4 lety +25

    I wish Robert was watching this an laughing 😂 and also she’s much happier. I’m glad that she said sorry to Robert for cheating and strong enough to talk about it here..

    • @15Candles
      @15Candles Před 2 lety +3

      Robert has a great sense of humor, i'm sure he's just probably laughing his ass off if he watched this especially those Trump tweets were hilarious, i can't believe the former POTUS tweeted that lmaooooo

  • @sophieb2510
    @sophieb2510 Před 7 lety +639

    Two of my favourite lesbians on one stage, is this real??

  • @mangomatt15
    @mangomatt15 Před 7 lety +75

    OMG I want to give her a hug. She is amazing

  • @sruthinambiar2701
    @sruthinambiar2701 Před 3 lety +6

    I keep coming back to this video.

  • @ik1768
    @ik1768 Před 2 lety +11

    Kristen is one of my favorite SNL hosts. Every sketch of hers is Hilarious 😂

  • @rowanfaris200
    @rowanfaris200 Před 7 lety +81

    She handled the swear like a veteran. I'm impressed.

  • @JoeFunicelli
    @JoeFunicelli Před 7 lety +51

    All these years, I had assumed that NBC ran a tape delay of some kind in case something like 4:24 happens.
    You learn something new every day.

    • @gemmaskate
      @gemmaskate Před 7 lety +1

      Joe Funicelli Did they? I wasn't watching live

    • @ButteredCalamari
      @ButteredCalamari Před 7 lety +8

      I watched it live last night and there was no bleep. Ah, it doesn't really matter anyway, it's late night TV.

    • @philipzamora4259
      @philipzamora4259 Před 7 lety

      I also watched it late last night but all I got was a bleep.

    • @JoeFunicelli
      @JoeFunicelli Před 7 lety +6

      I was watching on the east coast and her F-bomb slipped through, no bleep or mute.
      Not a big deal, it just surprised me.

  • @kashamr
    @kashamr Před 3 lety +21

    She’s so awkward I’m in love with her😭

  • @cobrax236
    @cobrax236 Před 5 lety +17

    Kirsten Steward is so pure! One of the most perfect human beeings in the world.

  • @sydnigrace.1444
    @sydnigrace.1444 Před 7 lety +187

    she seems so much happier and more confident.

  • @elinah982
    @elinah982 Před 7 lety +15

    I was shocked to hear Robert's name. she is not vocal about her personal life usually. but I loved it so much!!!!

  • @kimphamxx
    @kimphamxx Před 4 lety +33

    She is so beautiful her bone structure is gorgeous!

  • @hanifaherlambang7678
    @hanifaherlambang7678 Před 4 lety +38

    I love her smile and style on Charlie's angels. She crush it. Hopely she always happy like that

  • @drea3142
    @drea3142 Před 7 lety +12

    okay but kate's reaction to kristen saying the f word is the cutest thing ever

  • @kirikiri2381
    @kirikiri2381 Před 7 lety +250

    I gotta say I've never like Kristen Stewart as an actress but on SNL she was damn awesome ! I was so wrong :) In this season of SNL so far episode with Kristen hosting is my absolute favourite

  • @robhay7963
    @robhay7963 Před rokem +1

    ‘And I’ll never come back’ is the quickest and funniest come back.

  • @alina-roxanatothazan4712
    @alina-roxanatothazan4712 Před 5 lety +5

    I have been Kristen's fan for 5 years- and knowing all the hate she got years ago I can't believe I got through all this loving comments. Really glad people grew on her !

  • @fatehazkhan
    @fatehazkhan Před 7 lety +29

    This is probably one of the coolest Monologues I have seen on SNL. That's just my opinion.

  • @aristasious
    @aristasious Před 7 lety +47

    Kristen, you are a fucking queen, baby.

  • @avedic
    @avedic Před 3 lety +38

    I've always liked her. I never ever got the hate she used to get....and probably still gets from some.
    But I think it's lovely how she's grown into the person she truly is.
    Also, I adore her look lately. Very androgynous and cool and sorta modern goth. Very sexy. o_o She pulls it off so well.
    It's funny to me....I'm a straight guy, but I find androgynous women _and_ men very attractive. People like Kristen, Evan Rachel Wood, Matty Healy, Bowie, etc....

  • @frankinsaneandmyrrh1202
    @frankinsaneandmyrrh1202 Před 4 lety +25

    my god she is SO hot. also, how is she adorable and edgy at the same time?

  • @miekef403
    @miekef403 Před 7 lety +250

    Kristen Stewart may be awkward, but deep inside we're all the same. I love her so much, she's awesome

  • @MelissaNgai
    @MelissaNgai Před 7 lety +20

    This monologue was just great!!

  • @gloriagavagnin2115
    @gloriagavagnin2115 Před 2 lety +10

    U can actually sense her awkwardness but the fact she makes it feel and seem normal is something not anyone can do. THE.BEST.

    • @wyattcole5452
      @wyattcole5452 Před 3 měsíci

      She didn’t make her advertisement to lesbians very natural

  • @theultimatereductionist7592

    1:51 "I don't have time" Yeah, we know. You're too busy overthrowing democracy in the United States.

  • @pyromaniac6084
    @pyromaniac6084 Před 7 lety +805

    just here to say I always thought Kristen Stewart was hot. Everyones on the bandwagon now. but its okay. theres enough room

    • @Veryfaery
      @Veryfaery Před 7 lety +1

      Pyro Maniac ikr lile i love her so much but the twilight movie is my least favorite movie shes played in

    • @delilahhash7233
      @delilahhash7233 Před 6 lety +4

      I think that's why I loved twilight so much as a kid. I always thought she was so beautiful and she has the cutest facial expressions. I've thought that for years and I'm glad she's so successful.

    • @ashhole7240
      @ashhole7240 Před 5 lety

      You win?

    • @brandoncole6358
      @brandoncole6358 Před 5 lety

      I thought she was hot when i was 12 then after watching a few of her movies i found her annoying and bland just like the majority of ppl lmao

    • @baileymichelle2218
      @baileymichelle2218 Před 5 lety

      Pyro Maniac I’ve been inlove since the twilight days

  • @sixtowock
    @sixtowock Před 7 lety +89

    Okay if you think Donald has the right to tweet those kinda stuff and try to deal with other people's love life, you have a problem, go and see a doctor.

    • @wyattcole5452
      @wyattcole5452 Před 3 měsíci

      “ do you have a serious problem if you think that the law is actually how we do things” do you know what having a right to do something means? It doesn’t mean you have a privilege. It doesn’t mean your privilege can be taken away. Learn English, or learn American law. Or don’t get involved in general

  • @KamalikaMukherjee81
    @KamalikaMukherjee81 Před 3 lety +11

    Each time I see Kristen, I fall more in love. 💗

  • @shaelynnrussell2872
    @shaelynnrussell2872 Před 3 lety +27

    I’m not gay but Kristen makes me gay💀💀😭❤️