I Hate "Little Books of Spells" so much...

My first bit of snark! I hate those ubiquitous "Little Book of Spells" that are full of pointless, useless and occasionally dangerous stuff. They suck. And here I address why this one that my daughter gave me sucks in particular.
Also it would appear that "Witchy Makeup Tips" has become a regular segment. Oh dear. I can only apologise.

[@Sabatuar]

As an avid Discworld reader, you bring a certain Granny Weatherwax energy to these videos that I absolutely love.

[@GrumpyOldCrone]

Possibly the greatest compliment of all time

[@Earthsinger100]

This fluffy bunny New Age crap sets my teeth on edge.

[@GrumpyOldCrone]

I always say it makes my teeth itch. I hate the reductiveness of it so much.

[@julievanarends3702]

I laughed so hard that I aspirated my tigers eye! 😂😂😂

[@GrumpyOldCrone]

QUICK! SOMEONE DO THE HEIMLICH!!!!

[@lindasemple4687]

Reminds me of that book out of the Evil Dead

[@GrumpyOldCrone]

"There's somebody in my fruit cellar!"

[@alexbear751]

My bladder cannot cope with this level of hilarity. I am absolutely dead of laughing!

[@GrumpyOldCrone]

I can only apologise!

[@nedra7396]

we need more media like this

[@GrumpyOldCrone]

Thankyou!

[@Heather1031]

Agreed!

[@roberthubbard3302]

That cat's tail on the cover looks pretty uncomfortable.

[@GrumpyOldCrone]

Weirdly enough, my black cat has a tail that does EXACTLY that. We joke that if we stapled it to his head he'd make an excellent handbag. We adopted him from friends, and my daughter actually met him about an hour after he was born, so he's never had a break or anything traumatic. It's just... a very weird tail!

[@roberthubbard3302]

I really love black cats.

[@roberthubbard3302]

When I was little, my mum used to read me these old Meg & Mog books! Good times!@@GrumpyOldCrone

[@Heather1031]

😂😂😂😂

[@GrumpyOldCrone]

I will admit that might have been my response to that book, too....

[@saramason9949]

Please do a post about the magic that is cinnamon.....

[@GrumpyOldCrone]

I will have you know that I am absolutely going to do a post about cinnamon..... My "Witchy Makeup Tip" that week might be about how to get cinnamon stains out of carpets....

[@Sunflower-Projects]

Despite how you quote-on-quote "grumpy" alot, you seem super sweet!

[@GrumpyOldCrone]

You are so kind! Thank you!!!!!

[@SpacyMidnight]

I hope She was a real person though. Smelled fake and fabricated too me 😂
Hey , did you know the Wiccan Robert Lee White ?

[@GrumpyOldCrone]

I do not know him... should I?

[@SpacyMidnight]

@@GrumpyOldCrone it’s a private conversation really. But yeah I would reckon you knew him if you ever were in Bristol as a very young one.