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  • @KommSchnitzel
    @KommSchnitzel Před 3 lety +5574

    "I'm not like other doctors. All other doctors go through years of medical school to legally obtain their licenses. I, on the other hand, have several allegations against me"

    • @vincentl4930
      @vincentl4930 Před 3 lety +14

      😂😂

    • @Kendricklamarglazer17
      @Kendricklamarglazer17 Před 3 lety +103

      I'm not like other doctors... I'm... Not real * floats up while fading out of existence *

    • @anii2987
      @anii2987 Před 3 lety +27

      I mean theoretically, the dude would've had to have gone through some amount of higher education to even get certified as a nurse practitioner but like I mean yeah... He's still gross

    • @johnnyfkingsilverhand7120
      @johnnyfkingsilverhand7120 Před 3 lety +3

      *HALO INFINITE!!!*

    • @CommanderWar64
      @CommanderWar64 Před 3 lety +2

      I was literally going to comment something dangerously close to this.

  • @mavitsyoboibrent2570
    @mavitsyoboibrent2570 Před 3 lety +6656

    Jezus my girlfriend who goes to another school is more realistic than whatever this is

  • @catcs
    @catcs Před 3 lety +2262

    "Nurse Raptitioner" would have been a better title for his show. Instant pickup.

    • @LucefieD
      @LucefieD Před 3 lety +57

      Shit... I'd probably at least click on that video if only for the laughs.

    • @kevinc.cucumber3697
      @kevinc.cucumber3697 Před 3 lety +3

      Good lord i know that pfp

    • @sailingsalmon7304
      @sailingsalmon7304 Před 3 lety

      @@kevinc.cucumber3697 mind if I asked what it is?

    • @energeticgorilla
      @energeticgorilla Před 3 lety +4

      @@sailingsalmon7304 it seems to be black and white, probably on paper. It's also user Bartek staniak's profile picture, Your welcome for the help

    • @sailingsalmon7304
      @sailingsalmon7304 Před 3 lety +3

      @@energeticgorilla thank you so much

  • @itsmyturnonthexbox
    @itsmyturnonthexbox Před 3 lety +843

    This dude looks like he's gonna call me a slur the moment I leave the office

  • @gentchnelson2632
    @gentchnelson2632 Před 3 lety +2162

    Fun fact: the beats on the track these guys were supposedly “producing” were loops from a free iPhone music app, and that is one of the stock free ones.

  • @ninethousandfaces2070
    @ninethousandfaces2070 Před 3 lety +1477

    "I work hard, but I play harder." Yeah, I'm gonna say that is one the things you really don't want to hear from someone in the medical field.

    • @MalikBucketz
      @MalikBucketz Před 3 lety +2

      To all the people reading this, I’m asking politely if you can subscribe to my channel help a brotha out.... I wanna monetize my videos so that I can help my mom because my father got deported and she’s been having a hard time with the rent, the bills, etc. I’m deeply sorry for the self promotion. God bless all

    • @OwenT2
      @OwenT2 Před 3 lety +37

      @@MalikBucketz I called ICE

    • @ProLumbo
      @ProLumbo Před 3 lety +33

      @@MalikBucketz You want fame then you gotta earn it

    • @bungersinyourarea
      @bungersinyourarea Před 3 lety +26

      @@MalikBucketz I now have ass cancer, any thoughts😔😞😳😏

    • @goggles8691
      @goggles8691 Před 3 lety +21

      @@bungersinyourarea I don't believe you, so please send pictures

  • @stiiimes
    @stiiimes Před 3 lety +1424

    "I really love my kids. So much in fact I prescribe them twice the opiates."

    • @hastur-thekinginyellow8115
      @hastur-thekinginyellow8115 Před 3 lety +67

      "Who waaaaants VICODIN!"
      "You're the coolest Dad ever!"

    • @ctchimchar5258
      @ctchimchar5258 Před 3 lety +6

      I don't know if it's my dyslexia or not I have no idea what you're saying, besides you love your kids

    • @Jack-zf4nz
      @Jack-zf4nz Před 3 lety +1

      Wow that’s hilarious... I get it because he drugs his kids.. oh boy I am laughing out loud

    • @auzzie5424
      @auzzie5424 Před 3 lety +2

      @@ctchimchar5258 wut

    • @ctchimchar5258
      @ctchimchar5258 Před 3 lety +3

      @@auzzie5424 I don't understand what he is saying, no matter how hard I try I can't read it

  • @bruhdon4748
    @bruhdon4748 Před 3 lety +1570

    I was so confused when that guy was like “oh so he’s straight.....like he’s not gay or anything he’s not gonna rape me or whatever”???? What??? I thought he was going the direction of oh he’s straight as in not a dodgy doctor who will over prescribe opiates lmfao

    • @chewiebrownie
      @chewiebrownie Před 3 lety +35

      saamme lmao

    • @SEEYAIAYE
      @SEEYAIAYE Před 3 lety +153

      Met plenty of gay people in my time and never been raped, maybe I'm just not their type :(

    • @bruhdon4748
      @bruhdon4748 Před 3 lety +112

      @@SEEYAIAYE not wearing the right clothes to be asking for it I guess

    • @LucefieD
      @LucefieD Před 3 lety +95

      It almost seems like people think the rockdoc is gay so he had his boy get on camera and be like he's def straight, there's no way he's gay.

    • @luigidude3175
      @luigidude3175 Před 3 lety +8

      Thats probably why he did it lmao

  • @dev-ls9oi
    @dev-ls9oi Před 3 lety +5948

    This guy really pulled out the royalty free sad music for when he was talking about his kids

    • @adistantonion2202
      @adistantonion2202 Před 3 lety +521

      Dude was doing the youtuber apology.

    • @user-10021
      @user-10021 Před 3 lety +341

      I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed this stock music 😂 it just adds to the shittyness

    • @analisa2212
      @analisa2212 Před 3 lety +129

      it’s the funniest shit ever 😭😭

    • @cavemanvi
      @cavemanvi Před 3 lety +92

      He’s pouring his soul out and you fucking assholes laugh?!
      America has gone down the toilet.
      Dr. Jeff is the best

    • @Bijlez
      @Bijlez Před 3 lety +24

      @@cavemanvi nani?

  • @JeweledLove
    @JeweledLove Před 3 lety +2701

    "Jeff Young isn't your ordinary doctor"
    Charlie: *"Mainly because he's not a doctor"*

    • @iwatchhentaieverydaywithsenpai
      @iwatchhentaieverydaywithsenpai Před 3 lety +10

      🗿

    • @theace8502
      @theace8502 Před 3 lety +4

      @@iwatchhentaieverydaywithsenpai Bruh, what are you doing here?

    • @MalikBucketz
      @MalikBucketz Před 3 lety

      To all the people reading this, I’m asking politely if you can subscribe to my channel help a brotha out.... I wanna monetize my videos so that I can help my mom because my father got deported and she’s been having a hard time with the rent, the bills, etc. I’m deeply sorry for the self promotion. God bless all th

    • @jebowar6679
      @jebowar6679 Před 3 lety +5

      He’s not a doctor, but I am a seal

    • @BeetleSmasher
      @BeetleSmasher Před 3 lety +13

      @@MalikBucketz you litterally have 2.9k subs just post videos, and you’ll be monetized you need to have 4000 watch hours it’s easy, post a 1 minute long video and if 2k people watch it, that’s 2000 minutes watch time being 33 hours, so imagine if you post 4 of those or longer than 1 minute, maybe film an outside vlog, house tour, or some random shit, and you’ll be monetized if 2k or even 3k people watch it, and even then it’s 2 dollars per 1000 views, so you’ll make 4 bucks per video when you are monetized, u can also put 2 ads in the middle of a 10 minute video, but it has to be an interesting video or else nobody would stay long enough for the ad. you should prolly just setup a go fund me somewhere.

  • @Kaleestraza
    @Kaleestraza Před 3 lety +849

    The whole "gay rape" thing usually happens when a dude is very rapey himself and projects that onto other dudes, so then he's scared of any dude that's gay because he assumes all men are like himself.

  • @XxTheCupidKidxX
    @XxTheCupidKidxX Před 3 lety +240

    “We got haters.”
    Rightfully so.

  • @Zood94
    @Zood94 Před 3 lety +2897

    "Is he a doctor?"
    "No, he's nurse practitioners "
    "Is he a rocker or something?"
    "He making rap music, so.. no, i guess"

    • @iwantsexseemyvideo8642
      @iwantsexseemyvideo8642 Před 3 lety +2

      Civic

    • @freakymoejoe2
      @freakymoejoe2 Před 3 lety +83

      RAPNURSE

    • @jeffreysandone
      @jeffreysandone Před 3 lety +38

      The Rap Prack

    • @40LKY
      @40LKY Před 3 lety +12

      Hey, I think you're right. This guy's a complete fraud!

    • @jodibevill9757
      @jodibevill9757 Před 3 lety +4

      Hijacking this comment to say that while this guy is ultimately an asswipe, nurse practitioners can be called doctors If they have a doctorates degree and can function exactly as a doctor does in most states. Nurse practitioners and nurses are very different things yall

  • @athing18
    @athing18 Před 3 lety +3010

    Middle aged men pretending to be like “hip hop gangstaz baybee” is the biggest sign of a midlife crisis

  • @thekeepers15
    @thekeepers15 Před 3 lety +120

    “I’m so ready to hit the studio”
    *Pulls out iPad and opens GarageBand* haha

    • @stevebanning902
      @stevebanning902 Před 2 lety +6

      lmao right .. with the worst drum samples too on the e-drumkit

  • @daikaijuzilla
    @daikaijuzilla Před 3 lety +79

    "I love my kids. It's one of those things that um-" [cut to him playing the PS4]

    • @trevonburtch4014
      @trevonburtch4014 Před 3 lety +16

      That controller wasn't on btw lmao.

    • @thatguy3000
      @thatguy3000 Před 2 lety +8

      @@trevonburtch4014 just another boomer trying to be a true gamer.

  • @tree48203
    @tree48203 Před 3 lety +2933

    He’s basically the male version of
    “IM nOt liKe oTheR GirLs”

    • @drunkenhobo8020
      @drunkenhobo8020 Před 3 lety +147

      Pretty much exactly the same. Oh you listen to rock music? Arguably the most popular genre of music ever created? You're so quirky.
      The exact mirror of "I'm not like other girls, I listen to Korean pop music. You've probably never heard of it."

    • @ertbert2332
      @ertbert2332 Před 3 lety +85

      I'm not like other doctors

    • @trikmandularlgaming2026
      @trikmandularlgaming2026 Před 3 lety +19

      im not like other trained nurse practitioners

    • @zenketski
      @zenketski Před 3 lety +6

      I always hate when people say the male version of this are the female version of that. Everyone can be in the same kind of shity

    • @tree48203
      @tree48203 Před 3 lety +12

      @@zenketski to me there like Pokemon with the shiny versions
      There the same type but a male Karen is different to a female Karen

  • @retroscept
    @retroscept Před 3 lety +1616

    If the term “Mid-Life Crisis” was a person

  • @elscourou6654
    @elscourou6654 Před 3 lety +486

    ‘oh so he’s straight, he isn’t some gay who is gonna rape me’ what in the heck i-

    • @animethighssavelives
      @animethighssavelives Před 3 lety +16

      "i-" hwhat finish the damn sentence I need to knows!!!!

    • @blakekeating6495
      @blakekeating6495 Před 3 lety +44

      classic homophobia

    • @therianCatastrophe
      @therianCatastrophe Před 3 lety +27

      @@animethighssavelives i read their mind, it went a little something like this 'what in the heck i- could really go for a sandwich right now that i think about it, probably something with ham in it.yeah ham sounds good. alright i'll go get a ham sandwich'

    • @elscourou6654
      @elscourou6654 Před 3 lety +5

      @@therianCatastrophe Actually I thought to myself ‘I... I’m just gonna go hug my dog. Yeah. That sounds like a nice idea in comparison to this bs’

    • @ajwtube
      @ajwtube Před 3 lety +4

      Please stop with the "i-" shit it's extremely cringe

  • @LucefieD
    @LucefieD Před 3 lety +177

    My question is why is everyone he sees in his clinic laying face down on the table. What kinda exams is the rockdoc doing? Is that why he had his boy say he's not gay? Is he known for his killer prostate exams?

    • @komi-sanmustbeprotected5665
      @komi-sanmustbeprotected5665 Před 3 lety +35

      Well it's clearly a rockstate exam

    • @ceilingfan2608
      @ceilingfan2608 Před 3 lety +3

      They do that so they dont violate HIPPA

    • @ASpooneyBard
      @ASpooneyBard Před 3 lety +9

      "I've got this weird rash on my forehead."
      "Okay... Drop 'em"
      "Excuse me?"
      [Glove smack] "You heard me!"

  • @Freyjinn
    @Freyjinn Před 3 lety +6893

    "Charlie Chaplin's meth addict brother with ultimate paranoia", damn i never get tired of how descriptive charlie is 😂

  • @dylanraygonzalgo8526
    @dylanraygonzalgo8526 Před 3 lety +949

    Rockdoc sounds like a 6 year old's dream they'd write down in a piece of paper and display it on their fridge as his "life goal."

  • @brandonputnam1687
    @brandonputnam1687 Před 3 lety +200

    That "rap" song is legit the worst thing I've ever heard.

    • @CaptainTae
      @CaptainTae Před 3 lety +11

      Have you ever heard some white guy rapping about how genetically modified foods scare him?
      That’s worse.

    • @brandonputnam1687
      @brandonputnam1687 Před 3 lety +1

      @@CaptainTae No I haven't actually can you link it?

    • @CaptainTae
      @CaptainTae Před 3 lety +6

      @@brandonputnam1687 CZcams doesn’t allow links anymore.
      Look up “food ranger gmo rap” in CZcams.
      I tried to post the link 4 times. It keeps getting deleted by the algorithm.

    • @brandonputnam1687
      @brandonputnam1687 Před 3 lety +2

      @@CaptainTae alright thanks

    • @rhett5058
      @rhett5058 Před 3 lety

      Benny Troung is the best and worst rapper there ever was. Him or 3pac.

  • @waqarsarfraz4205
    @waqarsarfraz4205 Před 3 lety +212

    The one guy Eminem is afraid to diss.

    • @billieeisenhower406
      @billieeisenhower406 Před 3 lety +1

      they both hate gay people so they should get along.

    • @ASpooneyBard
      @ASpooneyBard Před 3 lety +3

      This reminds me of a joke from the show Home Improvement:
      Mark: Hey Dad, do you want to play me in chess?
      Tim: You do NOT want to play me in chess!
      Mark: Why not?
      Tim: Because I don't know how to play chess.

    • @frederickjalbert3298
      @frederickjalbert3298 Před 2 lety

      @@billieeisenhower406 idk why kind of shit you've been reading but eminem doesnt hate gay People. And im pretty sure he just doesnt give a fuck about them lesbians or whatever. Mans got shit to do.

    • @gayjesus9448
      @gayjesus9448 Před 2 lety

      @@frederickjalbert3298 he's good friends with Elton Jon who is incredibly gay and has said that most of the time in his raps he doesn't mean what he raps about alot of the time

  • @re_i_gn
    @re_i_gn Před 3 lety +964

    I died when they talked about making a rap song and it cut to them recording percussions through an iPad.

    • @iwatchhentaieverydaywithsenpai
      @iwatchhentaieverydaywithsenpai Před 3 lety +14

      🗿

    • @PrototheDodo
      @PrototheDodo Před 3 lety +78

      The best part was they were using the base preset beats in Garage Band

    • @samueljonathan6101
      @samueljonathan6101 Před 3 lety +22

      Its more thrilling attending a funeral than listening to that music.

    • @re_i_gn
      @re_i_gn Před 3 lety +34

      @@PrototheDodo and the clown ass default synths 💀💀

    • @razzley
      @razzley Před 3 lety +9

      Lmao i died when i saw garageband

  • @ivanpineslol2405
    @ivanpineslol2405 Před 3 lety +483

    "I um... I love my kids *cries*" that came out of nowhere

    • @hastur-thekinginyellow8115
      @hastur-thekinginyellow8115 Před 3 lety +61

      The weird thing is, he tried to make it an emotional moment like it was something that would be hard to say. The only thing he could come up with is "I love my kids", like people shouldn't love their kids and he's going against the grain, committing some societal taboo for loving his children.

    • @santicheeks1106
      @santicheeks1106 Před 3 lety +29

      It was so cringey and fake and funny, he was trying so hard to be like those other shows

    • @novabova07
      @novabova07 Před 3 lety +8

      @@hastur-thekinginyellow8115 I mean, it is taboo if he loves them TOO much...

    • @creakybeak1252
      @creakybeak1252 Před 3 lety +7

      Don't forget the royalty free sad song playing in the background.

    • @dmichael7144
      @dmichael7144 Před rokem

      The only way it would make sense is if one child died in some sort of accident and he started thinking about it. Maybe the kid died in an unrelated opioid overdose.

  • @GhostStealth590
    @GhostStealth590 Před 3 lety +544

    Holy shit, I thought that was Charlie making a joke with the “sad music”... then it sunk in that the music was actually in the real thing.... No self respecting editor puts that in without knowing the meme context, or perhaps they were making fun of the material.

    • @LucefieD
      @LucefieD Před 3 lety +62

      I really want to think that they hired an editor who was completely aware of the meme context and he put it in there to clown them.

    • @santicheeks1106
      @santicheeks1106 Před 3 lety +6

      Hi guys! Editor for the Rock Dock® here, and I want to talk about that little segment, so Joe (Rock Dock) was telling me he was low on budget and said we had to pick some royalty free stock music and I happily obliged, because I knew of a great one which is the one on the pilot episode, I knew he didnt know about memes so I was free to use it and sort of make fun of him, well thats it!

    • @xXhailsatann666Xx
      @xXhailsatann666Xx Před 3 lety +3

      Legit?

    • @scuzzySCSI
      @scuzzySCSI Před 3 lety +6

      @@santicheeks1106 ... if you really did edit it wouldn't you know his name is Jeff and not Joe?

    • @santicheeks1106
      @santicheeks1106 Před 3 lety +1

      @@xXhailsatann666Xx yes

  • @TheNotoriousLARGE
    @TheNotoriousLARGE Před 3 lety +227

    "More interesting than watching a colonoscopy"
    idk Charlie, it was fairly interesting to see inside my own colon

    • @hastur-thekinginyellow8115
      @hastur-thekinginyellow8115 Před 3 lety +25

      Or the "shitter between your sitters" as my doctor called it. Y'know come to think of it I'm not sure that was a real doctor. And I'm pretty sure that was an alleyway, not an office. Hey... wait a minute...

    • @UnlimitedGreenWorks
      @UnlimitedGreenWorks Před 3 lety +5

      @@hastur-thekinginyellow8115 oh fuck dude. Yoy got docc'd

    • @pasiaangelo6442
      @pasiaangelo6442 Před 3 lety +3

      Tbf, a colonoscopy is interesting, always wondered what was up my ass, besides what usually goes out

    • @sarahmellinger3335
      @sarahmellinger3335 Před 2 lety

      na in the funky part of colanosicpys way

    • @0Funker0
      @0Funker0 Před 2 lety +1

      Yeah I was thinking the same thing. A colonoscopy could be pretty interesting to see on a screen. This is not

  • @fuckgoogle7314
    @fuckgoogle7314 Před 3 lety +484

    I like when middle aged men launch their rap careers by not listening to any rap made within the last 30 years.

    • @macaryl95
      @macaryl95 Před 3 lety +14

      At least he can rhyme, and he doesn't mumble so you understand it.

    • @yeeyee4339
      @yeeyee4339 Před 3 lety +18

      @@macaryl95 I MADE A MIL OFF THAT MUMBLIN SHIT

    • @macaryl95
      @macaryl95 Před 3 lety +4

      @@yeeyee4339 I respect the moneymaking process, just not the "art."

    • @yeeyee4339
      @yeeyee4339 Před 3 lety +7

      @@macaryl95 idk that mumblin shit aint even as bad as you say it is you can still verry much hear the words most the time
      most people tthat say this listened to a pump song and think everything like that yafeel

    • @macaryl95
      @macaryl95 Před 3 lety +5

      @@yeeyee4339 Lil Pump actually makes music to make fun of these other "artists." His old stuff is decent. I'm sick of everyone misinterpreting everything surrounding mumble rap, even the fans themselves. It's trash devoid of any value whatsoever. Vin Jay did a great track on it.

  • @marcuso2507
    @marcuso2507 Před 3 lety +636

    His rapping sounds like Goofy but with normal speech patterns

  • @ilikeshinystuff01
    @ilikeshinystuff01 Před 3 lety +59

    This is what a midlife crisis looks like for people who were teenagers in the late 90s to early 2000s. Poor man's version of Crazy Town giving off some Butterfly vibes

    • @treyjetson5320
      @treyjetson5320 Před 2 lety +6

      Lol hes much older than that. Either that or hes aged horribly looks like hes 50 to me.

    • @mabybee
      @mabybee Před rokem +2

      I was born in the mid 90s & I guarantee Uncle Grandpa Jeff was approaching his 30’s when I was born. People that were teens in the late 90s, early 00s can still be like this (sort of) without emanating emotionally underdeveloped deviant.
      He reminds me of my grandparents when I was a young child & they’re in their late 50’s, early 60’s now. The difference is my grandparents were doing it when this lifestyle first came around. Being between 30-45, listening to rock on the radio all day, getting out the chopper to go to a rock concert after work, putting blankets over windows so the daylight didn’t kill the party vibe, saying anti-establishment things all the time for no reason, etc.

  • @duncanwilber3266
    @duncanwilber3266 Před 3 lety +56

    Did anyone notice that the PlayStation controller was plugged in and glowing the same yellow that it glows when it's off and charging? 5:49

    • @Captianmex1C0
      @Captianmex1C0 Před 3 lety +7

      Hold on son lemme plug in this controller I bought and record for two seconds, Then I'mma leave again

  • @manguy9431
    @manguy9431 Před 3 lety +1965

    charlie, a man who needs no introduction

  • @Ok_Butterscotch1549
    @Ok_Butterscotch1549 Před 3 lety +273

    Just in case nobody else has pointed this out but...
    The rap instrumentals they were using are prerecorded from GarageBand so they didn’t even make it.

  • @Your-mothers-vibrator
    @Your-mothers-vibrator Před 3 lety +38

    That “beat” that they made is literally on garage band 🤣🤣

  • @ovengatland4225
    @ovengatland4225 Před 3 lety +57

    I didn’t completely agree that it sounded like satire. However, when they started rapping, I changed my mind.

  • @gopet400
    @gopet400 Před 3 lety +1492

    He's under investigation for overprescribing opioids
    Maybe he is a doctor after all

    • @m000sej00se
      @m000sej00se Před 3 lety +34

      Nah, NPs can prescribe medicine too. Hell my regular primary care doctor has been replaced by a nurse practitioner that sees her patients for her, and she writes all kinds of prescriptions for a bunch of patients lol

    • @frozen1016
      @frozen1016 Před 3 lety +15

      @@m000sej00se they technically can but not opioids if I remember right they must have permission from their higher ups and or a specialist to do so

    • @BlooFlow
      @BlooFlow Před 3 lety +36

      @@frozen1016 correct :) still people don’t follow laws especially the badass rock doc man come on

    • @Ilikedagames-rf2fx
      @Ilikedagames-rf2fx Před 3 lety +36

      @@BlooFlow It’s funny how people think the roc in his name is referring to rock music. He is actually the biggest crack kingpin in North America

    • @iwantsexseemyvideo8642
      @iwantsexseemyvideo8642 Před 3 lety

      🐞🐞♥️

  • @lorrenzosigala9031
    @lorrenzosigala9031 Před 3 lety +417

    God, that rap was like a store trying to stay in business just for a few more weeks.

  • @Mhaakify
    @Mhaakify Před 3 lety +26

    Dude should apply for a leading position at EA, they're always in need for old people that are completly out of touch.

  • @squidwardtortillini8816
    @squidwardtortillini8816 Před 3 lety +52

    Even if you have a DNP, you still wouldn’t call yourself a “doc.”
    Some introduce themselves as “I’m Dr. Sample, I’m a nurse practitioner.” They don’t throw around the Dr. Title lightly, most states require you to to specify that you are a NP, and not a MD/DO

  • @RosieAnims
    @RosieAnims Před 3 lety +298

    Respect for this guy for choosing names like “Rockdoc” and “Uncle Doctor Jeff”. It lets you know that you shouldn’t be trusting him with anything medical related immediately.

    • @chadgrooms900
      @chadgrooms900 Před rokem

      You know I feel sorry for the guy. And I live in a hole in the ground. But I feel sorry for him because other than y'all just completely making s*** up and taking things out of context and make fun of him you have completely this guy's life and his little dream for a TV show crushed it within 2 seconds way to go America you're a bunch of hating ass mother f*****

    • @halfpint5877
      @halfpint5877 Před rokem

      Shouldn't trust him with anything

  • @HotlineSacramento
    @HotlineSacramento Před 3 lety +318

    i feel like his patients support his music to get a few extra pills in their monthly prescription

  • @apenguinwearingatophat5847
    @apenguinwearingatophat5847 Před 3 lety +25

    "These songs ideas are actually from his haters"
    Oh boy, I can't wait for their song about overprescribing opioids, that'll be a banger!

  • @microtransactor6732
    @microtransactor6732 Před 3 lety +18

    He's a Nurse Practitioner..
    He raps..
    "The Raptitioner™"

  • @cetitanenthusiast776
    @cetitanenthusiast776 Před 3 lety +158

    So the selling point of his show was that he's a doctor who's really into motorcycles and rock n' roll, so they call him the "Rockdoc" but he's actually a nurse practitioner, and in his pilot episode he decides to show us how he's got a band that's *not* getting into rock and instead trying to turn him into a Soundcloud rapper?

    • @qb5954
      @qb5954 Před 3 lety +6

      I’m surprised MTV wasn’t all over this tbh

  • @Valspartame_Maelstrom
    @Valspartame_Maelstrom Před 3 lety +108

    “I..uh...I love My kids...”
    wow. I felt that.😢

  • @elvinc.brasov8480
    @elvinc.brasov8480 Před 3 lety +1

    I’ve watched Charlie since I was 19 and fell in love with the “Real Series” now I’m 21 and I’m on quite a strict work schedule (I don’t have as much time for browsing CZcams anymore) so I love that Charlie just keeps us up to date with everything going on on the internet! Love you man!!

  • @my_chanel8091
    @my_chanel8091 Před 3 lety +10

    " Oh, so he's straight he's not gay weird"
    what a jerk

  • @LAR3MUSIC
    @LAR3MUSIC Před 3 lety +482

    This "Doctor" could have prevented covid, but he chose the biker life instead. smh

  • @Swordsman1425
    @Swordsman1425 Před 3 lety +363

    Wow, calls himself "Rock Doc" and first episode talks about how he's changing to being a rap artist. No wonder nobody picked this show up.

  • @peppermintmiso4341
    @peppermintmiso4341 Před 3 lety +3

    5:33 Dude really just did the meme sad music like
    "They ask you how you are and you just have to say that you're fine when you're not really fine but you just can't get into it because they will never understand."

  • @saranieves1850
    @saranieves1850 Před 3 lety +1

    I love how i always end up wheezing through his videos😂😂 i love this channel fr

  • @What.99
    @What.99 Před 3 lety +98

    Doesn’t EVERYONE want to watch a show about an old guy with tattoos that loves rock and roll but tries to make bad rap and is a nurse practitioner but calls himself a doctor? Cuz that’s what I wanna watch...

  • @lellypop4269
    @lellypop4269 Před 3 lety +459

    Title: Horrible Reality Show
    But the description says: “this is the greatest reality show pilot of All Time.”

    • @TheWrathAbove
      @TheWrathAbove Před 3 lety +35

      Not neccesarily incongruent statements

    • @Master_vp101
      @Master_vp101 Před 3 lety +4

      This is the greatest reality show pilot of All Time*

    • @zarsiw
      @zarsiw Před 3 lety +19

      pro tip: you don't have to put "me:" before your statements!
      edit: holy shit you actually took it out lol

    • @brandenbosserman7162
      @brandenbosserman7162 Před 3 lety +3

      “How many other lies have I been told by the council”

    • @Master_vp101
      @Master_vp101 Před 3 lety +2

      @@brandenbosserman7162 bruh, I just saw your top comment and was just hit with a fat Deja Vu when I saw it was you who replied

  • @Mountainlion118
    @Mountainlion118 Před 3 lety +2

    Anyone notice that at 5:50 it shows him playing ps4 but the controllers pluged in and has the charging light on which it only dose when the contollers off.

  • @browhatloll
    @browhatloll Před 3 lety +47

    This is Joe Exotic but instead of Tigers it’s actual people lmao.

  • @brandenbosserman7162
    @brandenbosserman7162 Před 3 lety +2611

    Fun fact: reality shows aren’t realistic
    The reply section is very toxic. Beware

    • @Ashkatchit
      @Ashkatchit Před 3 lety +78

      No way dip shit

    • @IIzanagii
      @IIzanagii Před 3 lety +169

      @@Ashkatchit yes way dip shit

    • @nectarium8760
      @nectarium8760 Před 3 lety +20

      _el sgap_

    • @complimentbot7015
      @complimentbot7015 Před 3 lety +13

      Great comment!

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 Před 3 lety +1

      *OMG no way i found penguinz0 behind the scenes to this vid, here’s a link* czcams.com/video/xPxgF4K_h7g/video.html

  • @NostalgiaMan
    @NostalgiaMan Před 3 lety +3023

    Did you say drugs and nurse practitioners? What a fun time

  • @katanora
    @katanora Před 3 lety +9

    That rap segment is, no joke, the funniest shit I have ever seen in my fucking life. I've been losing it for the past ten minutes

  • @Hamsandwich100
    @Hamsandwich100 Před 3 lety +2

    Sup Charlie, going through some life shit bruvvvv. Thanks for uploading so damn much man. Shit really gets me going. I hope to one day look back at this video and find this comment and remember what I did to overcome this wild ass feeling I have. Love you bro. And all the fans I love you guys too. Y’all are funny as hell too I swear to god. Stay Mo1st ‘er one

  • @emporio6289
    @emporio6289 Před 3 lety +71

    Eminen’s been real quiet since rockdoc showed up

  • @abtg2807
    @abtg2807 Před 3 lety +131

    You're like a window into the parts of the internet I can glimpse through without having to actually go there myself.

  • @claudiabarber4779
    @claudiabarber4779 Před 3 lety +3

    I love hearing this guy talk as much as I enjoy the darn videos. His tone and content, 100% hilarious.

  • @InneWinneCinema
    @InneWinneCinema Před 3 lety +19

    Would have loved to see this become an actual TV show so charlie could comment on it like with attaway general

  • @With_Heart_And_Souls
    @With_Heart_And_Souls Před 3 lety +61

    His rap sounded like every dad (that wants to prove his kids how cool he still is) would've melted together to one big abomination of a human being

  • @youvsdeath27
    @youvsdeath27 Před 3 lety +139

    To be honest, Charlie spits harder bars than “rock doc”

    • @LectroNyx
      @LectroNyx Před 3 lety +3

      Not fair, Charlie actually spits some pretty solid bars.

    • @youvsdeath27
      @youvsdeath27 Před 3 lety +4

      @@LectroNyx I know he does, he spits super hot fire lol

    • @crazymumbo
      @crazymumbo Před 3 lety +5

      He surprised me with his lines on the rap battle video lol

    • @MidnighttArtz
      @MidnighttArtz Před 3 lety

      *WIENERR*

  • @lightningduds
    @lightningduds Před 3 lety +32

    Everyone really gonna ignore how Charlie said “guy fieti”

    • @drewgoin8849
      @drewgoin8849 Před 3 lety +11

      It IS how it's pronounced

    • @ensars99
      @ensars99 Před 3 lety +3

      The Italian way technically. Only he couldn't roll his tongue lmfao

    • @tombstonejones9581
      @tombstonejones9581 Před 2 lety +1

      @Jojoforpres Guy Spaghetti

    • @spam1028
      @spam1028 Před 2 lety

      @@tombstonejones9581 mom sphagetti

  • @MattHuey
    @MattHuey Před 3 lety +2

    Haha Bro i love when you do the Worst TV or CZcamsrs!!💯💯😂😂😂 Please do more! Need an update on them!!👍👍

  • @mortemtristisjalapeno9680
    @mortemtristisjalapeno9680 Před 3 lety +88

    He reminds me of old men who ask younger girls wearing rock band shirts "do you even know who that is? You aren't a true fan if you don't know all of Freddie Mercury's cats' names" in public to humiliate them

    • @mortemtristisjalapeno9680
      @mortemtristisjalapeno9680 Před 3 lety +10

      @the riff is a hyperbolic joke :) but they do things along these lines m8

    • @mortemtristisjalapeno9680
      @mortemtristisjalapeno9680 Před 3 lety

      @King Charles we love a good dad bod and some classy dad jokes

    • @adistantonion2202
      @adistantonion2202 Před 3 lety

      @@mortemtristisjalapeno9680 Sadly he has neither...
      Oh dead jesus he has nothing.

    • @mckinnonwolf7877
      @mckinnonwolf7877 Před 3 lety +1

      To be fair, half the kids wearing Iron Maiden shirts now would probably cry or be disgusted if they actually heard Iron Maiden, so imo it can be valid to question it sometimes lol

    • @mortemtristisjalapeno9680
      @mortemtristisjalapeno9680 Před 3 lety +7

      @@mckinnonwolf7877 the solution is, don't worry about what other people like or wear odds are you'll never see them again and it won't cross your mind for a while.

  • @giygas_9577
    @giygas_9577 Před 3 lety +171

    "Rock and roll, tattoos, titties, drugs, and nurse practitioners. These were the ingredients chosen to create-"
    *Accidentally hits a different Penguinz0 video*
    "Call of Duty."

  • @cecilyerker
    @cecilyerker Před 3 lety +3

    The Powerpuff Girls intro recitation was an inspired choice

  • @gabewebber395
    @gabewebber395 Před 2 lety

    I have never witnessed a more compelling combination of words to start any video ever

  • @komi-sanmustbeprotected5665

    Rockdoc sounds like some post apocalyptic sci-fi name for the village shaman who'd sell you medical supplies at the start of the game

  • @Arthurzeiro
    @Arthurzeiro Před 3 lety +114

    Dude's got a pretty dope house though, no wonder he's being investigated.

    • @dcyoung71
      @dcyoung71 Před 3 lety +1

      The bank took the house away 😂

    • @genzguy6861
      @genzguy6861 Před 3 lety

      ngl that house is pretty average in Tennessee

  • @phoryu984
    @phoryu984 Před 3 lety +3

    "I wanna offend everybody" followed immediately by "this marks the end for the rock doc"

  • @betrayal6231
    @betrayal6231 Před 3 lety

    As a nursing student from Tennessee I needed to see this today 😂 (took my neuromuscular assessment this morning)

  • @jebowar6679
    @jebowar6679 Před 3 lety +185

    Me: “mom can I listen to Led Zeppelin?”
    Mom: “we have Led Zeppelin at home”
    Led Zeppelin at home: 6:26

  • @gogomen101
    @gogomen101 Před 3 lety +140

    I am not a woman and I also had to change my panties like 4 times in the first 2 minutes of this guy being on screen, Jesus Christ he's just so cool AND HE'S ALSO A NURSE PRACTITIONER TOO!?!? This is the perfect human being to ever set foot on this god forsaken world that doesn't even deserve him existing on it, a true miracle, the real savior of humanity. It's a good thing this didn't become a real reality or whatever it was gonna be, because it would expose this guy's perfect life to a lot of people, driving them to suicide, knowing how worse than him they are at everything. It's a good thing Charlie's fans are the real deal so that he can show him to us, because he knows we are powerful enough to witstand this beam of perfection being thrown at us, but he should be more careful while sharing the one and only with the world, what if a child somehow got this video in their recommended section? Truly a risky move by the moist man to share his existance, but a mandatory one as well, for we now know that this planet we've ruined still has a chance, you are too brave for this world Charlie.

    • @lotusfrog278
      @lotusfrog278 Před 2 lety +4

      clicked on "read more" expecting maybe 1 more line, got the great gatsby

  • @Zla_Gad
    @Zla_Gad Před 3 lety +15

    "Guy Fieti" If that didn't kill his frosted tips, I don't know what will.

  • @bartisreallykewl
    @bartisreallykewl Před 3 lety +7

    Imagine being in jail and you get 15 minutes with the communal computer and the first thing you see is a video of Steve ayoki talking shit about you.

  • @Giratina1999
    @Giratina1999 Před 3 lety +131

    He looks like his favorite band is five finger death punch

    • @bleh8789
      @bleh8789 Před 3 lety +10

      The drywall in his clinic isn't all fucked up though

    • @bleh8789
      @bleh8789 Před 3 lety +9

      @@justinhubbard552 "nothing wrong with ffdp" hahahahhahahahahhaa

    • @MalikBucketz
      @MalikBucketz Před 3 lety +1

      To all the people reading this, I’m asking politely if you can subscribe to my channel help a brotha out.... I wanna monetize my videos so that I can help my mom because my father got deported and she’s been having a hard time with the rent, the bills, etc. I’m deeply sorry for the self promotion. God bless all th

    • @trevrah
      @trevrah Před 3 lety

      Love that band

    • @colby4181
      @colby4181 Před 3 lety +2

      Great comment. Makes me sick. Fucking ffdp... prob has that and limp bizkit on repeat

  • @PapaFlammy69
    @PapaFlammy69 Před 3 lety +595

    h o r r i b l e

  • @yaboi5800
    @yaboi5800 Před 3 lety +15

    Truly disgusting that some “people” would do this horrible thing.

  • @bayarea4082
    @bayarea4082 Před 2 lety

    1:15 was a great roast, especially when you did that motorcycle thang. Oh boy I started losing it 😂

  • @xaladolokiyo
    @xaladolokiyo Před 3 lety +13

    that is the most intense mid life crisis I have ever seen in my life

  • @clayhewett454
    @clayhewett454 Před 3 lety +136

    I feel like he really missed out on calling himself the “Rocktor”

    • @iwantsexseemyvideo8642
      @iwantsexseemyvideo8642 Před 3 lety

      🐙♥️

    • @Weebish_Dragon
      @Weebish_Dragon Před 3 lety

      @@iwantsexseemyvideo8642 I only watch hentai, unless that's what you were trying to say with "🐙❤️", then I'm out

    • @Weebish_Dragon
      @Weebish_Dragon Před 3 lety

      @ᴋᴏʀᴇᴋɪʏᴏ_sɪᴍᴘ.ᴄᴏᴍ I am too.

    • @Weebish_Dragon
      @Weebish_Dragon Před 3 lety +1

      @ᴋᴏʀᴇᴋɪʏᴏ_sɪᴍᴘ.ᴄᴏᴍ Both
      .v.

  • @patrickdaviesii4139
    @patrickdaviesii4139 Před 3 lety +4

    "We don't take them to dinner, we don't take them to lunch.
    I wrote this when I was hungry. I could go for some brunch."

  • @maddiewhatever441
    @maddiewhatever441 Před 3 lety

    My dad literally played in a band with two surgeons. One was a neurosurgeon, and they played rock music and drank when they were at band jobs. They also got called to the ER during gigs sometimes (which is why they always stuck to light drinking most nights). Liking rock does not make your job special. Being a good doctor does

  • @nickolaslanges3611
    @nickolaslanges3611 Před 3 lety +111

    Yeah this man still thinks he's 20. He seemed so confident in his bars, too.

    • @jared9525
      @jared9525 Před 3 lety +11

      You don’t take em to dinner
      You don’t take em to lunch
      You don’t make em feel special
      Or spend very much
      You bitch in the day
      And you bitch in the night
      Make em ripe and ready
      They about to take flight

    • @user-10021
      @user-10021 Před 3 lety +17

      @@jared9525 most brutal lines ever rapped

    • @JinnaiT
      @JinnaiT Před 3 lety

      Confidence is usually a good thing

    • @jared9525
      @jared9525 Před 3 lety

      @whistleblower gay biological man being feminine no idea what ur talking about

    • @danielbonsu1139
      @danielbonsu1139 Před 3 lety

      "rap for Jesus" type beat

  • @rhn122
    @rhn122 Před 3 lety +47

    I want a compilation of Charlie saying "Asscheeks" and "Scientist say it couldn't be done"!!!!

  • @zachdohdohbird9624
    @zachdohdohbird9624 Před 3 lety

    The tag still on the hat at 7:05 is a nice touch.

  • @braijonwhite505
    @braijonwhite505 Před 3 lety +5

    When Charlie talked about Jeff hoping on his motorcycle and “Pfft Pfft Pfft”, I don’t know why my brain imagined that on repeat with a corny beat behind it. 🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @WunderWaffen
    @WunderWaffen Před 3 lety +24

    This man really has the same flow as the old man from “Jesus Christ is my n-a”

  • @jebowar6679
    @jebowar6679 Před 3 lety +87

    "dude's looking like charlie chaplins meth addict brother with ultimate paranoia"

  • @Edward.44
    @Edward.44 Před 3 lety

    Dude, your awsome. Making my laugh so much. Thank you

  • @kalashsarode
    @kalashsarode Před 3 lety +6

    _Nurse practitioner who has tattoos and loves rock music is like a unicorn.._
    - Charlie 2021

  • @galixi_9915
    @galixi_9915 Před 3 lety +84

    He's like a girl on tinder trying to find something unique to put in their bio.

  • @MrTsiolkovsky
    @MrTsiolkovsky Před 3 lety +85

    Reminds me of Joe Exotic. He has developed a small cult of personality.

    • @Komotau4691
      @Komotau4691 Před 3 lety +1

      Last year he was charged to have sex with his animals :D

    • @ashendude3394
      @ashendude3394 Před 3 lety

      @@Komotau4691 uhh.... well, not how I expect to spend my morning but here I am.

    • @Komotau4691
      @Komotau4691 Před 3 lety +1

      @@ashendude3394 So I hope your morning will be better :D

  • @K4RN4GE911
    @K4RN4GE911 Před 3 lety

    In the future whenever I'm sitting down and recording a guitar cover or writing fan made lyrics to go with a really good video game tune, I'll more than likely doubt myself, that ever present imposter syndrome; But when that eventually happens, all I need to do is think back to, "You don't take them to dinner, you don't take them to lunch" and smile, for nothing I come up with will ever be that awful.

  • @saintrexhardt8950
    @saintrexhardt8950 Před 3 lety +5

    As I listen to him rap, I had to stop and ask myself what am I doing with my life.