You can't get better if you never realize you're bad... you'll always have that over those pricks. Imagine thinking you mastered talking to girls at 16 and never trying to improve... it's frightening
I feel so sorry that some people have to put up with this shit just because their visible gender. I don't want to say like "men are a problem" because people and society are more complex than that but uhh.. A lot of men can be problems. Toxic masculinity sucks ass
@@FJ_Beaujangles Okay, you, along with other people, need to stop trying to claim that toxicity is a majority male issue. Certainly a lot of toxicity comes from men. But there is also a shit ton of toxicity that comes from women, of which I have experienced first hand. A girl managed to manipulate me for like, 6 months (I was really blind then), and hurt me deeply. It had lingering effects on me for up to a year after I cut it off. Yes, a lot of men can be toxic, I have seen it and I always say something about it. But women have the exact same issue, just in a different form. By you saying "a lot of men can be a problem," and intentionally insinuating that men are worse with it than women, you are circumventing literally 50% of the issue.
"The cockblocker you gotta watch out for is ourselves" Honestly that was a solid line and a good way to start this video. The rest is batshit of course, but that line was inspiring
Brings to mind the beautiful quote I luckily saw out of context flippin channels as a kid "Ratshit.. Batshit.. Kick em' in the crotch.. 69 Assholes tied in a knot... Goooooo Lizardshits!.. FUCK!" - George Carlin, I assume he was talking about these fellas
i swear, treating dating like a game takes all of the authenticity and honestly you need for a real, long lasting. relationship. they treat women like a completely different species, and it is absolutely hilarious.
@Hungti yeah it helps some guys even girls build confidence in themselves. Not to try pick up as much girls as possible but to talk with them. Like that I see what you mean
vince looks like a composite of every grown man on the website "vampire freaks" circa 2007 who tried to groom me and my friends when we were 12 y/o scene kids lmao
actually being able to sustain a relationship longer than six months is an accomplishment in itself, man. and you didn't need to pay any "pickup artist maestro" to do it, either. speaking of, they might need to go to YOU to learn how to talk to women.
i feel like the obsession with _making out_ is a pretty good indicator of how much this shit _doesn't_ work. when the thing you're _most_ excited about is an entry level intimate activity, i can't imagine you have much of an active sex life. they sound like teenagers - back when you still though of _kissing someone_ as a notable accomplishment. tangent - it reminds me of an interaction i had with a couple of buddies at a Miss May I show back in college. one of my buddies bumped into a pretty girl - they exchanged maybe three sentences from what i understand - and he immediately returned to told us about it, finishing his tale with "imma try to hold her hand." we (the remaining buddy and myself) have no immediate intentions of letting him live this down.
I'm not obsessed, but I do feel fucking proud of myself when i talk to a woman and they show a genuine interest in telling me about themselves, or even feeling happy around me (and not, like, disinterested.) I do think this is a bigger accomplishment then managing to get already drunk women to make out with you, when they're probably not giving a single damn about who you are and what "charisma" you did to "woo" them.
How young are you lol? If you make out with someone you can have sex with them too. I understand you probably don't have a lot of experience with women, but making out is what leads to sex and where you start. If you're past like 20 everyone you make out with will have sex with you too, don't put sex on this pedestal lol. It naturally happens when you make out with someone. And if women regularly reject you after making out with them you should be able to isolate the problem to you being a terrible kisser. And girls find you repulsive and not turned on by it. A kiss is acceptance of intimacy and you should also know what do from there which will lead to more. I personally find pick up artists silly and I would never approach people randomly on the street, but these guys at least know that making out with someone shows they can go further too if they wish to do so. And I can understand how people basically playing a game like this will use make outs as a way to quantify their pick up skills or basically as a way to quantify success and progression which is what this game is about, as pathetic as it is.
Usually the ones being the most vocal about how many women they’ve been with will have either very little or no experience with being physical with a woman at all in any way shape or form.
This felt like that episode of KOTH when Boomhauer “teaches” Bobby to pick up girls and just walks around the shoe store creeping on the customers and asking every one out until he gets a number
I LOVE these videos. My favorite part is when you turn down the content your watching so i have to turn you up to ear bleeding levels just to enjoy the video. THANK YOU!
Its a dumb PUA strategy called Peacocking. Wear something out of place to stand out and be noticed in the crowd and to have something that becomes a conversation piece to start things off.
Sadly once you get so desperate that you sign up for a boot camp for something like this (something that takes up considerable time meaning you probably don't do much else anyway) there isn't really much that can snap you out of it. Scams in nearly all forms are often, and sometimes purposefully, very poorly disguised actually as a way to attract not necessarily stupid but vulnerable people. I hate victim blaming but they're made with the idea that if someone will fall for terrible bait they're even less likely to bail halfway through.
@@FJ_Beaujangles Ugh, yeah, it's so insidious! These scammers know just how to prey on the desperate. I'm sure there's a sense of denial the scumbags count on, too. Like, "No! This can't be a scam! I paid good money for these classes, they must pay off soon!" or maybe the victims even realize it's bullshit but stay on because they're too embarrassed to admit they fell for such nonsense. It reminds me of another "class" Charlie reviewed, where the guy was demanding to know which mental disorder the woman would rather have. She couldn't even pretend to not be creeped out and disgusted and she was being PAID! It's like watching a friend go through an abusive relationship. They can't see what's right in front of their face and nothing you say will convince them they're being used. It's maddening!
@@LirylCrovyn Exactly. And that sense of denial is a big thing as well. Actually if you're interested I'm actually watching another CZcamsr this very second- he does a variety of things but it's all nice and calming at like a 10 PM, and occasionally he does scambaiting online. He goes by Atomic Shrimp if you wanna check him out, just straight up good content and he's usually doing some weird condition in his scambaiting while he just wastes their time.
@Just a very humble and honest human all ye noble men, rise above the ashes, for thou shall not subscribeth to penguinz0! It is inscribed in the ancient texts!
I love how these are supposed to be the S tier pick-up artists where they lie about kissing over 5,000 women. But seeing them do it irl and it shows all of them get rejected LMFAO
The guy interviewing looked like he was making a mockumentary. He dressed so straight-laced and never harassed anyone. He looked so innocent, but he was Borating the fuck out of them.
There's no way on Earth all this thing is real. They all look and act like some satirical characters lol. I can't believe the guy is charging actual money and these are his actual customers.
Yeah if anything some women are just like “haha how funny would it be to makeout with this weird, very desperate guy” and move along right after... it’s a story for their friends. I feel bad for whoever takes these “courses” and thinks they’ll genuinely “get” women..
"You're so portable" is quite possibly the most terrifying thing you could say to a woman. Not only is it awkward af, but a woman doesn't need reminded that she could be carried off and assaulted.
I feel so horrible for the girls in this video. It’s hilarious to laugh at but damn it must be a real hard blow to your self esteem if these are the dudes flirting with you
all types of guys have flirted with me, lmao. i don't really feel bad about myself if they're ugly, i just wouldn't accept any progression ( not that looks are all that matter, but attraction is obviously important to me ).
I really love your streams man like you give us a chance to actually watch the video without interrupting and being screaming and skipping through it and reciting a paragraph every 5 seconds
Hahaha wouldn't it be funny if I crammed you inside this suitcase and then put it in the back of my car?? hahaha just kidding ofc but wouldn't that be wacky haha
It's so weird that some of these guys are actually conventionally attractive. "Air" for instance has nice facial features, a laid back wardrobe (barring the armor), and a calming voice. Why is he trying so hard when he can likely just strike a conversation with a woman at a bar and let his natural charisma take charge and end up with a better result? Like come on my boy, drop the stupid nickname, unequipped the -1 Leather Armor, and let yourself loose. I think you can be a charming person if you just stepped away from this nonsense.
He has a physical charisma about him, but he doesn't know how to talk to people. He could do like a million the make outs if he developed his personality a bit.
So, exploit her insecurities, making her as uncomfortable as possible, then blame women for you dying alone? Sounds like a sustainable business plan to me.
It’s way worse than just that. They implement things called “negatives” in convos as well, basically attempting to reduce a woman’s self esteem without her noticing so she’ll have sex with you in order to feel better. Truly disgusting stuff.
@@amorecredibleusername692 disturbingly true. Interesting how they try to be subtle about these "negatives." An older video said something about taking a woman's worst insecurity, and giving it a positive spin, like a compliment. Still shows he's looking for insecurities.
How could you possibly be so unattached from reality that you see this guy who clearly wants to dress like a teen when nobody even dresses like this anymore, and you see him literally talking to every group of girls that walk by saying weird shit like they keep walking and he’s almost following them, and I bet you anything that was like the best take they got
So cringe, I’m amazed at how disconnected people are from reality that they rely on a pick up artist. Here’s some girl advice: IT DOESN’T WORK, the girl would have to be drunk for her to fall for it lol. Also, if we see a man just standing around in the street looking at women, the first thought we’ll have is a kidnapper.
Alternate title “My Chemical Romance reject teaches misguided dark souls characters how to sexually harass women”
We need this comment to get as many likes as possible
More like an AFI reject.
@@savagebeafy I appreciate your support, mr. Beafy
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underrated comment
He's exactly what a guitar hero character is based off of
Holy shit, my favorite comment by far. 😂😂
Nailed it
Fuckin killed it 🤣
No kidding.
For the first thing 💤❤🤝👹
I'm really bad at talking to women, but pick-up artists make me feel much better about myself.
As you should.
Yeah, it's literally virtually impossible to be any worse than they are.
So you're definitely way better than they are on your worst day man.
👊😀👍
As long as you never do this shit im sure your fine.
As long as you’re not as weird as them, you’re probably good
You can't get better if you never realize you're bad... you'll always have that over those pricks.
Imagine thinking you mastered talking to girls at 16 and never trying to improve... it's frightening
My worst nightmare is getting a 40 year old come up to me and try to "flirt" with me while back handedly calling me ugly 💀
I feel so sorry that some people have to put up with this shit just because their visible gender. I don't want to say like "men are a problem" because people and society are more complex than that but uhh..
A lot of men can be problems. Toxic masculinity sucks ass
@@FJ_Beaujangles Toxicity from anyone sucks ass
@@JintarOem do you also go to breast cancer meetings and say "all cancer sucks ass" or what?
You need to push them into a bamboo pit next time. It's refreshing too do.
@@FJ_Beaujangles Okay, you, along with other people, need to stop trying to claim that toxicity is a majority male issue. Certainly a lot of toxicity comes from men. But there is also a shit ton of toxicity that comes from women, of which I have experienced first hand. A girl managed to manipulate me for like, 6 months (I was really blind then), and hurt me deeply. It had lingering effects on me for up to a year after I cut it off. Yes, a lot of men can be toxic, I have seen it and I always say something about it. But women have the exact same issue, just in a different form. By you saying "a lot of men can be a problem," and intentionally insinuating that men are worse with it than women, you are circumventing literally 50% of the issue.
He looks like what Japan thinks American rockstars look like.
I mean, Japan has Visual kei bands, soooooo you're not wrong.
@Just a very humble and honest human mogz on toppp 🥵🥵🥶😎😎
@Just a very humble and honest human LETS GOOOO MORGZ TO WIN THE GRAMMY AWARD 🥵🥵🥵🥴🥴🥴🥴
@@ovassive5484 I think you missed the joke buddy unless you were joking aswell in that case my bad
@Just a very humble and honest human is this a joke?
This feels like a new genre of comedy that’s filmed like “The Office” and it doesn’t feel real
Check out Cherdleys he makes sketches making fun of people like this all the time
@@Claego cherdleys is kinda meh to me
@@Claego it's hard to parody a man who is a parody already.
It's called "mockumentary"
Literally when the guy said "and I'm a singer" AND THEN JUST WENT *"YEEEEAAAAHHHHHH"*
“It’s like paying 900 dollars for a sexual harassment case” 😂
this fr doe
Nice.
"The cockblocker you gotta watch out for is ourselves"
Honestly that was a solid line and a good way to start this video. The rest is batshit of course, but that line was inspiring
real
Brings to mind the beautiful quote I luckily saw out of context flippin channels as a kid "Ratshit.. Batshit.. Kick em' in the crotch.. 69 Assholes tied in a knot... Goooooo Lizardshits!.. FUCK!" - George Carlin, I assume he was talking about these fellas
This entire thing feels like it should be a comedy skit. Except it’s real and costs $900
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wait it isnt?
Wait woah huh? You just flipped my whole shit upside down.. just when I thought I knew it all lol
@faith Reader You must be mistaken because I didn't see one man in that video, well apart from the 5.6ft bearded half man showing us the clips.
On one hand i feel bad for people being scammed like this, on the other one i'd probably do the same
The fact that they count how many women they’ve kissed is exactly what makes them seem pathetic
You just jealous because nobody's making out with you babe 😜 but yeah it's sad af
@@Eisenwulf666 huh, how are you gonna agree with them and then call them jealous xD
@@justbored9415 They we’re joking.
@@cinderfox5217 it was a joke... dont let your insecurities get you down
@@yado7550 random take but go off I guess...
"Who's the secretary in the group???"
"We are all married"
Big oof
big reddit moment here
@Stephen Smith keep telling yourself that Stephen. One day it will be true
@Stephen Smith tell me you never had a relationship without telling me you never had a relationship
Nice.
"Very strong marriage or is it like" Bruh that line was SO pathetic.
The correct response would have been "I don't mind if you don't mind."
The truly pathetic part is that real guys actually say that shit irl lol, it's happened to me twice
@@charisginn6932 from one to ten how strong is your marriage?
Yep man didn't know when to retreat
this is what college freshman charlie was trying to achieve
Charlie was on a whole other level,these guys bragging about kissing women but Charlie coming in with the flex of being a virgin 💯
Self taught weirdos are still 10 steps socially above professional weirdos.
Elite comment
Nah, Charlie was making anime less popular year 1.
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i swear, treating dating like a game takes all of the authenticity and honestly you need for a real, long lasting. relationship. they treat women like a completely different species, and it is absolutely hilarious.
whats even funnier is that they're so in their own heads that they dont realize most women can sniff out their intentions from a mile away
Yeah I never understood these guys obsessions with getting as many women as possible, like they're not Pokémon, they're human beings
@Mister Love speak for yourself
@@ianmichael5628 *Hold up*
@Hungti yeah it helps some guys even girls build confidence in themselves. Not to try pick up as much girls as possible but to talk with them. Like that I see what you mean
Dude looks like a sims character you make when you're an edgy teen.
vince looks like a composite of every grown man on the website "vampire freaks" circa 2007 who tried to groom me and my friends when we were 12 y/o scene kids lmao
I should be laughing, but feel like asking questions.
The exact same thing happened to me and on MySpace as well
These all look like characters from Yugioh and we all know who the main character is
@yes shut
Shh... no one knows who the main character is yet. Don't spoil it.
Anime sucks
It’s Charlie duh
We all know who the antagonist is though right? Right?
he looks like someone who's about to make a decision he's gonna live to regret in a dhar mann skit
I’m very surprised none of the dhar mann actors regret being in those god awful videos
@@hanschk random aspiring actor stars in dhar mann skit - lives to regret his decision
This is the best thing I've seen all day
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he does
Kudos to being sixty, dressing like Kajagoogoo and somehow still finding the courage to go out in public.
This is realistically only possible in Las Vegas
Honestly you have to give him credit for being willing to put himself out there, at least!
Watching this hurt me physically. Made me realize being married for 10 years and having two kids and I still have no game compared to these masters.
actually being able to sustain a relationship longer than six months is an accomplishment in itself, man. and you didn't need to pay any "pickup artist maestro" to do it, either. speaking of, they might need to go to YOU to learn how to talk to women.
Nothing better than spending a weekend in a hotel room in Vegas with 5 anime characters discussing methods on how to harass women.
@Just a very humble and honest human bro this is mildly true, but he is just a reaction channel on his live stream. But his unique ideas are cool
@Just a very humble and honest human Troll level = basic. Keep trying though, you might get good one day.
can you imagine asking three women; "who's the secretary?"
And the response being we’re all married.
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... and also almost getting slapped while attempting to sexually-harassed a divorce woman.
@@cavemanvi Smart response, honestly, but it's probably not the first time she's been creeped upon.
@@cavemanvi bet none of em were too & they used it as a deterrent for this dude like mace on a bear lol
I like the rival pickup artist gang, really added to the drama of the whole thing
10:00 the only person in this video with any semblance of sanity
this guy looks like what people from the 50's thought people in year 2000 would look like.
@i Play Sometimes the irony of a bot posting a link to "tranquility and peace music" just annoys me more.
@@hisammy3969 you clicked the link ?????? why
@@joeebiden_ i like to live on the edge sometimes.
I admire your courage
So is it too early to make out or what's up with that
This is literally just a Eric Andre sketch irl
He'd be a great random appearance during the show, hit up Adult Swim
@yes lmfao no disrespect but I'd rather eat my own foot raw off the bone 🙈🙉🙊
@@FullOedipus 🤤
#whiteboysummer
@@chaddicusmaximus I want to see Eric Andre play mind games on him. Let the predator become the prey.
Uncontrollably laughed when Charlie went "eughh Vince you're scaring them" 😂😂😂
9:51 “you’re so portable” seems to really means “you’re so kidnap-able”. I’d run girls, and FAST.
"I'm a singer"
Him everytime:
*YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
Inspired by James hetfield
@@murderedx8018 bruh lmao
@@murderedx8018 and Layne Staley
@@ninetoedlizard6650 james hetfield doesnt do hair metal screams
@@murderedx8018 james hetfield doesnt do 80s hair metal screams
All these people look like Sims the game would generate randomly. They all give off Sims 3 NPC energy.
@Just a very humble and honest human ok bro
This comment wins
@Just a very humble and honest human Lmao ok
As someone who still plays the Sims 3 to this day, I feel this on a spiritual level.
@Just a very humble and honest human what you’re saying doesn’t sound very humble and honest 💀💀
i feel like the obsession with _making out_ is a pretty good indicator of how much this shit _doesn't_ work. when the thing you're _most_ excited about is an entry level intimate activity, i can't imagine you have much of an active sex life. they sound like teenagers - back when you still though of _kissing someone_ as a notable accomplishment.
tangent - it reminds me of an interaction i had with a couple of buddies at a Miss May I show back in college. one of my buddies bumped into a pretty girl - they exchanged maybe three sentences from what i understand - and he immediately returned to told us about it, finishing his tale with "imma try to hold her hand." we (the remaining buddy and myself) have no immediate intentions of letting him live this down.
they make it seem like its necessary for u to gain these as credibility to get women ffs
I'm not obsessed, but I do feel fucking proud of myself when i talk to a woman and they show a genuine interest in telling me about themselves, or even feeling happy around me (and not, like, disinterested.)
I do think this is a bigger accomplishment then managing to get already drunk women to make out with you, when they're probably not giving a single damn about who you are and what "charisma" you did to "woo" them.
How young are you lol? If you make out with someone you can have sex with them too. I understand you probably don't have a lot of experience with women, but making out is what leads to sex and where you start. If you're past like 20 everyone you make out with will have sex with you too, don't put sex on this pedestal lol. It naturally happens when you make out with someone. And if women regularly reject you after making out with them you should be able to isolate the problem to you being a terrible kisser. And girls find you repulsive and not turned on by it. A kiss is acceptance of intimacy and you should also know what do from there which will lead to more. I personally find pick up artists silly and I would never approach people randomly on the street, but these guys at least know that making out with someone shows they can go further too if they wish to do so. And I can understand how people basically playing a game like this will use make outs as a way to quantify their pick up skills or basically as a way to quantify success and progression which is what this game is about, as pathetic as it is.
5:24 "I went through a Haunting"
"What happened?"
"Ooooooooh" *ghost noises*
That was a genius level unintentional come back.
why do all of these guys talk to people like they're trying to set up a magic trick
They're going to NEED magic for any of this stuff to work.
@Just a very humble and honest human For someone you don’t like you sure do talk about him a lot in these comments
To be fair, they all look like they're trying to be the next big street magician
@@kv5250 what else can he say morgz is great
@@kv5250 he's just being humble and honest, cut him some slack
i don't believe any of these men have slept with, nay, even kissed a woman, despite their claims
Yeah. Why the hecc would you spend 900 bucks for that shit if you already "making out" with hundreds of women?
Usually the ones being the most vocal about how many women they’ve been with will have either very little or no experience with being physical with a woman at all in any way shape or form.
Oh my god I didn't know Andrew still had a channel! This actually makes my day.
>girl runs away
>pickup artist catches up
>"what are we running from?"
That is pretty smooth ngl xD
@@dterror3679 smooth way to jail.
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My boy is back at it I was waiting didn't know he made a new channel thanks Charlie!
This is the Tommy Wiseau of pickup-artistry
they really look like random NPC’s from The Sims games even their personalities are randomised
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@Just a very humble and honest human wut
@Just a very humble and honest human alright, can you tell me what this "evil scheme" is all about? i would love to know more.
@Just a very humble and honest human You know, you might just be on to something here, please tell me more
@Just a very humble and honest human please tell us more!!!
"Is she 2D?"
Don't be silly, Charlie. His neighbor has a full three-dimensional figure all the way down to the last thread in her fabric.
Wha?
They are no longer together.
She split on him
This felt like that episode of KOTH when Boomhauer “teaches” Bobby to pick up girls and just walks around the shoe store creeping on the customers and asking every one out until he gets a number
I LOVE these videos. My favorite part is when you turn down the content your watching so i have to turn you up to ear bleeding levels just to enjoy the video. THANK YOU!
How to pick up women: dress like a final fantasy character and put your low level MMO armor to protect your virginity... no, wait...
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Its a dumb PUA strategy called Peacocking. Wear something out of place to stand out and be noticed in the crowd and to have something that becomes a conversation piece to start things off.
@@jacobbellamy7640 kinda like how Charlie only wears white tees, that becomes very noticable after you've seen him a few times.
@@kari548Yup! Kinda like how Mr. Ballen is always in his trademark flannels when telling stories...
Women are literally running away from this PUA "teacher". Why is nobody demanding a refund after seeing that?!
Sadly once you get so desperate that you sign up for a boot camp for something like this (something that takes up considerable time meaning you probably don't do much else anyway) there isn't really much that can snap you out of it. Scams in nearly all forms are often, and sometimes purposefully, very poorly disguised actually as a way to attract not necessarily stupid but vulnerable people. I hate victim blaming but they're made with the idea that if someone will fall for terrible bait they're even less likely to bail halfway through.
@@FJ_Beaujangles
Ugh, yeah, it's so insidious! These scammers know just how to prey on the desperate. I'm sure there's a sense of denial the scumbags count on, too. Like, "No! This can't be a scam! I paid good money for these classes, they must pay off soon!" or maybe the victims even realize it's bullshit but stay on because they're too embarrassed to admit they fell for such nonsense. It reminds me of another "class" Charlie reviewed, where the guy was demanding to know which mental disorder the woman would rather have. She couldn't even pretend to not be creeped out and disgusted and she was being PAID! It's like watching a friend go through an abusive relationship. They can't see what's right in front of their face and nothing you say will convince them they're being used. It's maddening!
@@LirylCrovyn Exactly. And that sense of denial is a big thing as well. Actually if you're interested I'm actually watching another CZcamsr this very second- he does a variety of things but it's all nice and calming at like a 10 PM, and occasionally he does scambaiting online. He goes by Atomic Shrimp if you wanna check him out, just straight up good content and he's usually doing some weird condition in his scambaiting while he just wastes their time.
@@FJ_Beaujangles
I'll have to check him out! I do love me some scambaiters! I've been watching Kitboga, myself. Lol Thanks for the recommendation. :)
Running away because they're wet af, this dude is the real deal
This course should be called 'Millions of rejections have hardened my resolve' - Vince
I'm glad they're a community willing to help out hitchhikers everywhere
"What's it like in the lobby of the mirage?"
"It's mirage-like"
*Awkward silence and staring at each other*
Your cat is so cute and fluffy 🥰
@@beautyandtheoffbeats I concur.
@@beautyandtheoffbeats agreed
he isn't wrong tho
I like the editor of this
The steps are literally 1- Start 2- Continue 3- End, it’s truly insightful
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@Just a very humble and honest human your little one-man crusade is cute
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@Just a very humble and honest human all ye noble men, rise above the ashes, for thou shall not subscribeth to penguinz0! It is inscribed in the ancient texts!
Man… I laughed So much with this video!!!!! Thanks for that 😂😂😂😂
This video always cheers me up ❤️
these men are the reason i'm afraid to walk alone at night
That's sad but these are no men.
Fr If the shadow the hedgehog looking guy approached me I don’t know of id ever stop running
There’s no reason to be scared of them, they’re just gonna ask you to kiss them in a cringey way and when you say no they just get sad and stop.
im a man and i agree lmao
I'm pretty sure a girl scout could fold most of these guys just through words.
when those guys go out to "get some strange" they are being literal.
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How does it feel having 5 bots in your replies man
@@nowhereman8168 im scared bro. Save me
@@kwaddamage8286 There's no saving you bro. Either you click those links, or they come for your family.
Why is it every time Charlie comes out with a gem i have a mouth full of water
You can't convince me this isn't Adam Sandler cosplaying
I love how these are supposed to be the S tier pick-up artists where they lie about kissing over 5,000 women. But seeing them do it irl and it shows all of them get rejected LMFAO
@Just a very humble and honest human You’re gonna need better bait then that.
@Just a very humble and honest human make better use of your free time
@Just a very humble and honest human it didn't work
They probably ask around 50 every day though
Shoot a hundred shots you're bound to hit something
A pick up artists only skill is detecting weakness
based
So basically a predator lol
Pickup artists are pretty sad and pitiful people ngl
Bro you definitely have notifications on for Cr1tikal just so you can write a shitty comment in time
Yep. You have to be born a con artist/narcissist and only predators and fools will think it’s admirable.
Oh no...oh these guys...bless y'all's hearts
The interviewer's awkward reactions were what made it gold
I have no idea how this is not satire. Shits hilarious.
The guy interviewing looked like he was making a mockumentary. He dressed so straight-laced and never harassed anyone. He looked so innocent, but he was Borating the fuck out of them.
@@seymourglass26 hes just observing its what he does, he visits the craziest weirdest people and documents them for us, yay?
@Just a very humble and honest human troll
@@Ray-ng3ke He's been answering every comment with pretty much the same message. Takes some dedication, but I'll report him as spam
@@jmiquelmb yeah i checked that and saw a comment saying "charlie is shit watch morgz instead"
He looks like if your customized character appears in the cutscenes.
cute pfp
@@white6505 Thats a cartoon bro. Chill.
@Just a very humble and honest human honestly, unironically hilarious considering you did this to every other comment, keep being you, clown 😘😘😘😘
@@ThatGuy-nc8nf he's trolling lol
he actually looks like default skin from sunset overdrive
I NEED to see more of this!
This feels like interdimensional cable
A moment of silence for Stanli, a man who could've been pure who got pulled down by his poor self esteem
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@Just a very humble and honest human Ok
@@idontknow8205 I mean he does steal content and has a superiority complex while doing it
@Just a very humble and honest human 🧢
@@ulilleper 🧢
He looks like he never left his emo phase in Middle School
IT'S NOT PHASE MOM THAT'S WHO I ACTUALLY AM!
Actually it looks like he developed an emo phase 30 years after he graduated.
Glad to see Andrew back.
9:25 I love how Charlie is standing by, half in awe and half trying his best not to laugh
he looks like when you hit "randomize" on character customization in a game
@i Play Sometimes heathen
That is such an incredibly accurate description 😂
He looks like emo micheal cera on that one bit
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He looks like he tried cosplaying yugi but forgot what color his hair was
Well don't you know ladies like guys who believe in the heart of the cards?
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These always hurt to watch but I can't stop watching them...
Thanks for showing me all gas no breaks new channel
That singer guy feels like gus johnson playing a character
He looks like a cross between Gus Johnson and Ethan Hawke
Without the Charisma or dashing looks yeah
Yes i was thinking Gus Johnson too but some people also said Frankie Muniz from Malcolm in the Middle, i can totally see that too.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He's in a relationship with his neighbour, she just doesn't know it. Also judging by how he looks, she's probably 12.
"it's pretty exclusive.." that's because nobody else has the key to that basement...
I think you overestimated the age.
She just doesn't know it... YET.
When she finds out, she's getting a restraining order.
@@TheBlahblah86If she was from Scotland she wouldn’t need one. If the entire neighbourhood found out the guy would be better off dead.
6:01 it’s like your shirts had fun and created another one, do you wanna try it and see if we can do it”
There's no way on Earth all this thing is real. They all look and act like some satirical characters lol. I can't believe the guy is charging actual money and these are his actual customers.
Women don't "fall for it." Dude just waits till they're drunk af. Honestly, all the seminars in the world won't give you a new personality,
Yeah if anything some women are just like “haha how funny would it be to makeout with this weird, very desperate guy” and move along right after... it’s a story for their friends. I feel bad for whoever takes these “courses” and thinks they’ll genuinely “get” women..
I think there are some valuable lessons to be learned about confidence and self worth but people take it way too far
Actually they do, if you put the effort. But this stuff is just really cringey and sad to be honest.
"You're so portable" is quite possibly the most terrifying thing you could say to a woman. Not only is it awkward af, but a woman doesn't need reminded that she could be carried off and assaulted.
@@jamieohjamie you’re so easy to put I to the back of my trunk 😉
I feel so horrible for the girls in this video. It’s hilarious to laugh at but damn it must be a real hard blow to your self esteem if these are the dudes flirting with you
I imagine it's the 2nd hand embarrassment we feel times 10, at least
all types of guys have flirted with me, lmao. i don't really feel bad about myself if they're ugly, i just wouldn't accept any progression ( not that looks are all that matter, but attraction is obviously important to me ).
@@elijahwinchester6690 You aint much
@@reactworld1427 Wtf is wrong with you? Stop projecting and get some therapy dude
Why are you so rude for no reason
@@reactworld1427 This is uncalled for, she wasn't even talking to you.
Charley’s comments border on amazed and sarcastic creating this amazing commentary :o
I really love your streams man like you give us a chance to actually watch the video without interrupting and being screaming and skipping through it and reciting a paragraph every 5 seconds
I DIED when the "singer" Stanley hit that one 80's hair metal band note 🤣🤣
This is what I imagine Charlie looked like when he was the Mysterious Anime Character™️ sans Psychonaut necklace
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Perfect use of the actual word "sans" btw
If i had the money i would've produced a show starring these guys
5:50 "It's an *eeeileushiooon* " XD
If a guy on the street told me that I looked portable, I'd run.
You look like you could fit in the back of my van, hahaha. So how about a date?
Ergo proving your portability.
What does that even mean?😆
Hahaha wouldn't it be funny if I crammed you inside this suitcase and then put it in the back of my car?? hahaha just kidding ofc but wouldn't that be wacky haha
@@pastelfluff5131 Roses are red,
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van
This feels like a low budget Oceans 11 produced by Mötley Crüe and Joe Exotic.
Someone needs to make this happen.
Jajajaja by the singer if montley crue when hes 58 years old.
Ultra-low budget. Like, 50 bucks for used cellphone with camera.
What's terrifying and amazing is that the video Charlie's watching was uploaded not even a week ago.
That channel 5 dude makes legit content. He should be charging them $900 each to be on his show. Respect
It's so weird that some of these guys are actually conventionally attractive. "Air" for instance has nice facial features, a laid back wardrobe (barring the armor), and a calming voice. Why is he trying so hard when he can likely just strike a conversation with a woman at a bar and let his natural charisma take charge and end up with a better result?
Like come on my boy, drop the stupid nickname, unequipped the -1 Leather Armor, and let yourself loose. I think you can be a charming person if you just stepped away from this nonsense.
My guess is he’s socially awkward
I fw the armor ngl i might have to cop some pauldrons
He has a physical charisma about him, but he doesn't know how to talk to people. He could do like a million the make outs if he developed his personality a bit.
Congratulations on solving the equation; you've been voted off the island
They're kinda good looking, probably just very insecure and really awkward socially.
So, exploit her insecurities, making her as uncomfortable as possible, then blame women for you dying alone? Sounds like a sustainable business plan to me.
It’s way worse than just that. They implement things called “negatives” in convos as well, basically attempting to reduce a woman’s self esteem without her noticing so she’ll have sex with you in order to feel better. Truly disgusting stuff.
@@amorecredibleusername692 disturbingly true. Interesting how they try to be subtle about these "negatives." An older video said something about taking a woman's worst insecurity, and giving it a positive spin, like a compliment. Still shows he's looking for insecurities.
Literally the DENNIS system from its always sunny lmfaoo
@@amorecredibleusername692 they literally gaslight women into having sex with them, holy shit???
"Exploiting her insecurities"
- SIGMA male sextrillionaire grindset
As a woman, I can confirm for all women that Stanli is the stigma male that makes our knees weak. Keep doing you Stanli.
“Jesus axl rose” axl is my favorite singer at the moment and I haven’t heard a youtuber joke about him yet so LMAOO
I genuinely cannot figure out if this is real or not
Dont click on any links in the comments and report them
Everything andrew records is real and very cursed
@@zzaacchh now i want to click on it
@@atmfletcher2389 I'm not your dad, you can click on it. Just hope you don't get hacked in some way.
@@zzaacchh can’t rlly get hacked from a youtube link, the worst that can happen is that it ip grabs
How could you possibly be so unattached from reality that you see this guy who clearly wants to dress like a teen when nobody even dresses like this anymore, and you see him literally talking to every group of girls that walk by saying weird shit like they keep walking and he’s almost following them, and I bet you anything that was like the best take they got
Seriously, it's weird af. Dude needs a reality check
He's delusional lol
I'm a fan of how they all look, they look different from norm and silly and fun; but I am still absolutely terrified of their social "skills" lol
@Da_Kimster comfort is just an illusion
@@chrisgould101 Alright megamind, go back reddit
ALL GAS NO BRAKES!! Charlie, you gotta react to that channel.
“Interactions flowchart” has me cracking tf up😭
So cringe, I’m amazed at how disconnected people are from reality that they rely on a pick up artist. Here’s some girl advice: IT DOESN’T WORK, the girl would have to be drunk for her to fall for it lol. Also, if we see a man just standing around in the street looking at women, the first thought we’ll have is a kidnapper.
@Just a very humble and honest human ok
Liar! You just want him all to yourself so youre trying to scare off the competition.
@@jcg7719 totally, my boyfriend has competition lmao /j
@@teaonwednesday (don't worry it was a joke too we all know puas are bullshit here)
@@FJ_Beaujangles total bullshit, and they’re assholes for hitting on drunk women.
Wow, Adam Sandler is really going method for his next role.
the Axl Rose joke caught me offguard
i love this
“That’s sexual assault! You do that with a black woman, you goin’ down!” My man 👏🏻
Charlie's 100% qualified to judge pickup artists as he's made every mistake known to mankind when it comes to women
lmao sit down beta
@@bassistofheavymetal okay david
@@bassistofheavymetal fake Charlie fan
@@bassistofheavymetal shut up david
@@bassistofheavymetal go away David, no one likes you
I'd rather be single for 10 lifetimes than spend 1 second in a "PUA training camp"
Lmao
@Just a very humble and honest human We can already tell you've been single for 8.
@Just a very humble and honest human git gud at trolling
Glad you're living your dreams.