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  • @Philion
    @Philion Před 3 lety +23767

    Astrology for men.

  • @joethepimp6180
    @joethepimp6180 Před 3 lety +15177

    This guide changed my life, now my wife’s boyfriend is my boyfriend

  • @casey1973
    @casey1973 Před 3 lety +4143

    I remember when “alpha male” and “beta male” were just memes. Those were the days

    • @MinnWasTaken
      @MinnWasTaken Před 3 lety +93

      I remember where nobody even knew about them. You could just talk with people and not have them say shit like "yOuR gIvInG oFf BeTa ViBeS!". Like shut the fuck up I don't care what vibes I'm giving off, as long as I don't do anything that's illegal then you shouldn't care about my "vibes".

    • @BlueJayGaming
      @BlueJayGaming Před 3 lety +202

      @@MinnWasTaken really giving off some beta vibes there bud

    • @realmajorx3698
      @realmajorx3698 Před 3 lety +9

      They were around before memes, wuss

    • @MinnWasTaken
      @MinnWasTaken Před 3 lety +51

      @@realmajorx3698 yeah but they weren't used as serious things

    • @dapowerofuwu7550
      @dapowerofuwu7550 Před 3 lety +2

      @@hammurabii.3173 big anime tiddy waifus? where? :o

  • @karawithgun8148
    @karawithgun8148 Před 3 lety +2820

    "Sigma Male. The rarest male type." Do you think there are Shiny Sigma Males? Like if you catch enough Sigma Males in a row you have a slight chance of encountering a shiny Sigma at the bar?

    • @doggobind
      @doggobind Před 3 lety +153

      Combine 10 of them and you will unlock the golden jesus.

    • @gghostt4227
      @gghostt4227 Před 3 lety +65

      You can only capture it with a
      Master ball

    • @nithen8179
      @nithen8179 Před 3 lety +13

      Can they explode?

    • @lvl.99socialdistancewarrio67
      @lvl.99socialdistancewarrio67 Před 3 lety +58

      Got myself a holographic blue eyes white sigma.... sufficed to say, I'm kind of a big deal.

    • @GiornoGiovannaGangstar
      @GiornoGiovannaGangstar Před 3 lety +8

      how many times do we gotta roll to pull the shiny sigma???

  • @TheDeath0fDucks
    @TheDeath0fDucks Před 3 lety +4331

    "I can't help being quirky I'm such a gemini"
    "I can't help being an asshat I'm a sigma male"

    • @bootyannihilator4931
      @bootyannihilator4931 Před 3 lety +353

      sigma balls

    • @sdfabctr
      @sdfabctr Před 3 lety +43

      today's matching is a sigma cancer alexandrite if you have this matching come collect 12 metric tons of human semen from the semen canal at your earliest convenience and congratulations on being a big winner!!

    • @lzbmusic3438
      @lzbmusic3438 Před 3 lety +19

      I see no difference

    • @carolinacoreas7716
      @carolinacoreas7716 Před 3 lety +15

      Hahaha, I don't believe in astrology, but it made me smile because I'm ironically a gemini.

    • @addamazeing
      @addamazeing Před 3 lety

      @@gassedup2445 ?

  • @junjiitowafflehouse9750
    @junjiitowafflehouse9750 Před 3 lety +8130

    The whole sigma male thing is literally just “I’m not like other girls”

    • @thenerdyanarchist3492
      @thenerdyanarchist3492 Před 3 lety +144

      Yep, precisely

    • @citizensoftheworld2807
      @citizensoftheworld2807 Před 3 lety +22

      Kinda

    • @hectichive889
      @hectichive889 Před 3 lety +354

      And from the videos shown here some of them got serious rape vibes man. -“Caress her teets” as he so eloquently puts it. And you know... “If she doesn’t want to fuck you it’s not because you’re unattractive, it’s because she finds herself unattractive.” The lack of self-awareness lmfao
      Edit: Also the video on that channel literally titled “How to control people using psychology tricks” at 5:16

    • @dark_nightwing_xl2797
      @dark_nightwing_xl2797 Před 3 lety +2

      guys*

    • @captainLoknar
      @captainLoknar Před 3 lety +49

      so true. like the basic bitch thinking guys should be throwing themselves at her for her uniqueness. those guys think they're too special

  • @oddlycalm4452
    @oddlycalm4452 Před 3 lety +1111

    You have to appreciate that one of the examples of “Women being attracted to men” is a picture of Dipper and Mabel from Gravity Falls. What an alpha chad totally not incestuous move.

  • @heisenberg4406
    @heisenberg4406 Před 3 lety +598

    “Woah that is literally me”- Every dude in his basement that watches these videos

    • @Sure_Bestie
      @Sure_Bestie Před 3 lety +40

      Thank you Heisenberg very very wise. You seem like a nice person who cares for his family

    • @MooBler350
      @MooBler350 Před 3 lety +9

      Senor white

    • @mujahidracer100
      @mujahidracer100 Před 2 lety +7

      That's a lot of dudes in one guy's basement

    • @FeatherSlowfall
      @FeatherSlowfall Před 2 lety +13

      @@mujahidracer100 That basement is the Global Redditor Headquarters

    • @jonathandavis8051
      @jonathandavis8051 Před 2 lety +2

      That's honestly probably pretty accurate for the same reason that people read zodiacs and think "omg, that's so me" XD

  • @Malva597
    @Malva597 Před 3 lety +5533

    I'm not like the other girls, I'm quirky
    I'm not like the other guys, I'm alpha
    Same energy

  • @user-it8tb6el1k
    @user-it8tb6el1k Před 3 lety +4202

    "more to do with how you as a guy approach sex"
    *shows fanart of dipper and mabel pines, who are twins*

  • @Aspensauce64
    @Aspensauce64 Před 3 lety +1441

    I love how the final step to becoming a beast in bed is “breathe” like wow great advice

    • @jessica-kz6qw
      @jessica-kz6qw Před 3 lety +25

      e e e

    • @THEPELADOMASTER
      @THEPELADOMASTER Před 3 lety +178

      I mean, that's a good advice in general
      You generally don't wanna stop breathing for long periods of time

    • @hazemketat5042
      @hazemketat5042 Před 3 lety +34

      Yeah you don't want to fuck a dead body

    • @platinumbrick6
      @platinumbrick6 Před 3 lety +4

      You clearly get no poo nanny

    • @MrMacchiato97
      @MrMacchiato97 Před 3 lety +20

      Well it depends on wether its hamone breathing or concentration breathing constant 🕵🕵

  • @sevn7842
    @sevn7842 Před 2 lety +267

    "When they shit on you, eat their shit"
    #Billionare #grindset

  • @DanMan
    @DanMan Před 3 lety +7908

    im not like other girls but im a guy

    • @fanta6510
      @fanta6510 Před 3 lety +283

      Do you drink Fanta? No? Then shut up nerd

    • @crunxxyy3527
      @crunxxyy3527 Před 3 lety +37

      Shut up sigma males!!!##×+!"

    • @God-hm5dt
      @God-hm5dt Před 3 lety +8

      Wtf u doin here

    • @underwillow_
      @underwillow_ Před 3 lety +45

      I'm not i simp i just give pokemane all my money

    • @RG_Rizzy
      @RG_Rizzy Před 3 lety +23

      @@fanta6510 i drink fanta

  • @Marci568
    @Marci568 Před 3 lety +3022

    This all just seems like an elaborate joke just for one of these "Sigma"s to hold a TED talk and say "Sigma balls" and walk off stage

  • @memebigboiii6433
    @memebigboiii6433 Před 3 lety +774

    Damn, I'm actually glad Charlie even acknowledges "alpha males" don't exist, the psychological damage a lot people endure trying to be an "alpha male" is dangerous to themselves and people around them. You don't need to follow the crowd, people. Just be yourself for your own sanity, and don't feel sorry if people call you weird for being yourself. Just don't be cringe please, via yelling in public, making people uncomfortable etc.

    • @panosxatz7897
      @panosxatz7897 Před 3 lety +35

      Couldn't agree more

    • @memebigboiii6433
      @memebigboiii6433 Před 3 lety +72

      @Deus Vult. Here's the thing, most women aren't after you because of your place on the social hierarchy, your status in life wether you have many friends or are wealthy etc. Or if you're socially dominant. Yes, I do acknowledge that there are plenty of women out there that are like that, but they are hardly the majority.
      Your notion that "alpha males" exist, are based upon social concepts that each individual will find subjectively attractive to their own beliefs vis a vis, social hierarchy, status, social dominance, or whatever you want to call it.
      Here's your reality check, if the women you like, are after you for your place on the social hierarchy, for your status which I'm assuming you mean wealth and popularity by what you just mentioned, and "social dominance" She's not a woman, she's a gold digger.
      100% of the time a woman that truly loves you, won't give a shit if you're famous or not, if you have a big or small group of friends, if you're wealthy or you're poor, if you're introverted or extroverted. All she cares is that you'd work hard for your relationship. Guess what, that means you came out on top of all the other men she could have chose, just for you being yourself, which means in her books, you are an "alpha"
      In the words of Kanye, "one good girl is worth a thousand bitches," It's better to be yourself than something you're not, trying to appeal to people whom you know you don't associate with always ends badly.
      So if your definition of "alpha" exists purely on the idea that, women like men for being high on the social hierarchy, have a well known status, and are "socially dominant," then I'm sorry but that's an unhealthy way of thinking, a minority of women are gold diggers.
      All of these social concepts are completely subjective to each person, what women find attractive to themselves is subjective, some don't care about social hierarchy, status, or "social dominance," but most do care about your personality, and if you're an asshole or not. Which means if your belief that "alphas" exist on these notions of social concepts, then arguably, have very little to support your beliefs or anyone else who believes in "alphas"
      There are plenty of people who will like you for you, and won't give a shit about your "social hierarchy status," personal status, and "social dominance", and those are people who you should actually care about, those are the people that actually care about you.

    • @Deathstar0wannabe
      @Deathstar0wannabe Před 3 lety +28

      @@memebigboiii6433 I think he was saying that "alpha males" are real in the sense that there are people who do embody those traits. Such as charismatic people or "natural born" leaders. Just not in this wierd social construct or psuedo-astrology-esque thing going on.
      Tho I think beyond the cringy alpha vs beta thing going on, there is a point where a good amount of people of either gender, can appreciate confidence and self assuredness. Just not in the wierd overly aggressive thing it became on the internet. Because knowing your self worth and being decisive are generally attractive traits to have.

    • @Coolguy-or8ex
      @Coolguy-or8ex Před 3 lety

      @Deus Vult. no

    • @NM-jd9ck
      @NM-jd9ck Před 2 lety +22

      Exactly. The "alpha male" idea also preaches that body count changes your value as a man. It doesn't. Your value doesn't grow with the amount of women you sleep with. You're not a loser for not having experience & previous partners. You're just as valid before having a body count.

  • @Yuuma_Izumi
    @Yuuma_Izumi Před 3 lety +96

    "hello ma'am, i am approaching you with f**k intentions." ah yes, that's exactly how we do it here.

  • @lkdon18lk74
    @lkdon18lk74 Před 3 lety +1475

    1:50
    “How you as a guy approach sex”
    *Shows a picture of twin bother and sister*

    • @ctchimchar5258
      @ctchimchar5258 Před 3 lety +293

      Okay good I thought I was the only one who notice the Gravity Falls thing

    • @lkdon18lk74
      @lkdon18lk74 Před 3 lety +145

      @@ctchimchar5258 well I guess alpha males exist in Alabama to

    • @ctchimchar5258
      @ctchimchar5258 Před 3 lety +19

      @@lkdon18lk74 yay I gest your right with that, but I don't think Gravity Falls is in Alabama

    • @jan-mg5ug
      @jan-mg5ug Před 3 lety +32

      @@ctchimchar5258 Oregon is the alabama of the Northern states now

    • @ctchimchar5258
      @ctchimchar5258 Před 3 lety +10

      @@jan-mg5ug makes sense, also I did not know Gravity Falls was in Oregon, it's bin a long time sence I last sow the show

  • @DerpTwT
    @DerpTwT Před 3 lety +2934

    He didn’t use dipper and mable to talk about sex, I refuse

    • @justincruz5720
      @justincruz5720 Před 3 lety +261

      Beta male moment.

    • @jonathanluzgonzalez7510
      @jonathanluzgonzalez7510 Před 3 lety +127

      XD yeah I was a bit concerned

    • @davilg007
      @davilg007 Před 3 lety +37

      search your feelings, you know it to be true

    • @sevenchair5594
      @sevenchair5594 Před 3 lety +96

      Alabama time

    • @menithaa7660
      @menithaa7660 Před 3 lety +85

      Uhhh that's my childhood right there, I will forever hate that channel more than I did before (if that's even possible)

  • @MisterMisky
    @MisterMisky Před 3 lety +126

    HOLY SHIT. 1:46 The guy is trying to teach you how to get laid and unknowingly used a picture of Dipper and Mabel. For those who haven't seen Gravity Falls, they're brother and sister twins.

  • @klc3rd
    @klc3rd Před 3 lety +259

    As much as I laugh at this, I feel like 15 year old me would have eaten this crap up lmao

    • @Slippin_Jimmy1012
      @Slippin_Jimmy1012 Před 3 lety +15

      Same here mate

    • @FeatherSlowfall
      @FeatherSlowfall Před 2 lety +48

      I feel like i would've too, im glad i found Charlie very early into my life or else I'd probably be a Turbo-virgin Redditor Fedora Discord Mod right now

    • @rodrigoestebanmartinezardi6661
      @rodrigoestebanmartinezardi6661 Před 2 lety +3

      same

    • @thatoneguy779
      @thatoneguy779 Před 2 lety +2

      Same

    • @chriskagero4583
      @chriskagero4583 Před rokem +2

      Same here and unfortunately one of my classmates i graduated with recently got into it and is saying the obnoxious “women only care about looks”

  • @Dragoon45
    @Dragoon45 Před 3 lety +4681

    I would've thought Charlie was an Omega Male

  • @shy_mon2954
    @shy_mon2954 Před 3 lety +1044

    It destroyed me when he "drew" the Dipper and Mabel from Gravity Falls when he said "sex". It's 1:44

  • @theshmurderer6827
    @theshmurderer6827 Před 2 lety +175

    Fun fact: people who breathe are better at most things than people who don’t breathe

    • @megatronseyebrows962
      @megatronseyebrows962 Před 2 lety +9

      Damn, thanks for the trivia dude. I was wondering why my pulse was starting to decline.

    • @billybro1403
      @billybro1403 Před rokem +1

      breathing has to be the most alpha thing.

  • @billyshire5482
    @billyshire5482 Před 3 lety +153

    "11.) Be explorative"
    *First image is of a pile of books*
    Yeah, let me just break out my gynecology textbook here

    • @armyshope
      @armyshope Před 3 lety +1

      These are the best option

  • @_lrxd_
    @_lrxd_ Před 3 lety +2345

    His habit of wearing white t shirts makes him even more alpha

  • @crispy7499
    @crispy7499 Před 3 lety +1110

    I'm fairly sure this isnt how you pick up women, more like sexual harassment charges

    • @perhaps1094
      @perhaps1094 Před 3 lety +65

      @Johnny Cab it really doesnt, there are plenty of attractive/rich men with cases cus they thought their power would stop prevent them from being reprimanded for doing shit like this

    • @PhysicallyAwake
      @PhysicallyAwake Před 3 lety +29

      @Help Viewer Says you. 😭 woman arent into you and your alpha male energy get over it.

    • @backwardsbandit8094
      @backwardsbandit8094 Před 3 lety +35

      Incels in denial tend to pick up a lot of those

    • @bruh......2005
      @bruh......2005 Před 3 lety +10

      @@backwardsbandit8094 exactly, that's what i was noticing in most of these comments, it's like a safe-space for incels, hilarious

    • @francisbacon4363
      @francisbacon4363 Před 3 lety

      @Alexander Steel if this doesn't work then one of you is morbid

  • @eddykidplayzyt
    @eddykidplayzyt Před 7 měsíci +7

    “I am now become Sigma, the rizzer of males”
    -Oppenheimer

  • @glennmanry5213
    @glennmanry5213 Před 3 lety +282

    The alpha grift is one of the saddest things I have seen. It's creating a generation of disfunctional man-children.

    • @ImNapoleonLive
      @ImNapoleonLive Před 3 lety +47

      cant believe i was watching that red pill alpha male stuff it stopped me from being myself

    • @teodorpavlov9428
      @teodorpavlov9428 Před 3 lety +43

      @Help Viewer Theres no such thing as alpha or beta the one who thinks there is are just no life depressed obese teenagers who hadn't socialized with woman since they were in kinder garden

    • @teodorpavlov9428
      @teodorpavlov9428 Před 3 lety +39

      @Help Viewer Obese depressed teenagers goes brrrrr

    • @dannyfenton9529
      @dannyfenton9529 Před 3 lety +33

      @Help Viewer your definitely a redditor.

    • @dannyfenton9529
      @dannyfenton9529 Před 3 lety +28

      @Help Viewer you've defeated me on the online battleground. I would bet money your over 300lbs

  • @SSCEurobeat
    @SSCEurobeat Před 3 lety +2115

    Fun fact: the guy who did the original study on wolves to determine the alpha male thing between them has continued to study them even after publishing the study and had later found out that the alpha male thing was bs, but at that point everyone has accepted his "alpha male study" and everyone ignored him.

    • @rattb0i482
      @rattb0i482 Před 3 lety +373

      Wasn't the "alpha" straight up the father of the pack?

    • @SSCEurobeat
      @SSCEurobeat Před 3 lety +119

      Pretty much

    • @emrahalien2972
      @emrahalien2972 Před 3 lety +105

      he told the truth and they didnt listen.

    • @DivinityAwakened
      @DivinityAwakened Před 3 lety +346

      @@rattb0i482 pretty much, the oldest of the pack is alpha. If anything it tells us to respect our fathers.

    • @matthewgarofolo7231
      @matthewgarofolo7231 Před 3 lety +28

      @Awawawa CM or like nomadic humans.

  • @PapaFlammy69
    @PapaFlammy69 Před 3 lety +2413

    Only now? You always have been Charlie...

  • @monopolysloth7957
    @monopolysloth7957 Před 3 lety +183

    Why why is it when he said “how you approach sex” he put a picture of Mabel and dipper pines on screen why

    • @kyransawhill6650
      @kyransawhill6650 Před 3 lety +25

      @fucku weebsnfurries - Because incest is cringe.

    • @mauler7303
      @mauler7303 Před 3 lety +22

      @fucku weebsnfurries shes all yours mate. nobody wants to go to jail here

    • @brenxt
      @brenxt Před 3 lety +2

      the fuck

    • @nej6246
      @nej6246 Před 3 lety +16

      @fucku weebsnfurries you're either a really bad troll or a disappointment

    • @isabellalost8256
      @isabellalost8256 Před 3 lety +11

      @@nej6246 he’s both

  • @ACTIONSALAD
    @ACTIONSALAD Před rokem +5

    Steps unclear. Cat is praganant

  • @BeatRiceIsHere
    @BeatRiceIsHere Před 3 lety +1397

    I love how the title's implying that Charlie wasn't already an alpha male before

  • @itselguapo
    @itselguapo Před 3 lety +1476

    "More to how you as a guy approach sex..." Shows, most likely stolen, fanart of Mabel and Dipper from Gravity falls who are brother and sister. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

    • @lyrqk5829
      @lyrqk5829 Před 3 lety +115

      it's definitely stolen, ikimaru's art is recognisable from a mile away

    • @icecrownpoint
      @icecrownpoint Před 3 lety +62

      I like how everyone is not talking about this picture in this context of sex

    • @snolar
      @snolar Před 3 lety +44

      i came to the comment section to see if anyone else was talking about this

    • @chlotatoandthelobcob3740
      @chlotatoandthelobcob3740 Před 2 lety +38

      You know they're literally kids too right?

    • @snolar
      @snolar Před 2 lety +15

      @@chlotatoandthelobcob3740 yeah it's fucked

  • @Pundae
    @Pundae Před 3 lety +80

    The second channel legit teaches everything about how to be a nuisance on a night out. All of the things he suggests are things my friends complain about men doing around them

    • @Pundae
      @Pundae Před 3 lety +18

      @Deus Vult. being touched by strangers is a good one. Being groped is another, and also illegal
      Having a man insinuate that you don't want to fuck him because you're insecure, or gay, as opposed to anything to do with him is a pretty common occurrence as well

    • @Pundae
      @Pundae Před 3 lety +15

      Guy deleted his comment but he asked how it was a nuisance... lol

    • @jonathandavis8051
      @jonathandavis8051 Před 2 lety +3

      That's literally what it is to be an "alpha", and from what I can tell that's what it is to be a "sigma" as well. Like, they're defined by how much of an asshole they can be XD

    • @girm558
      @girm558 Před 2 lety +4

      nonsense, sigmas have no time to go out with “friends”, more like distractions. We sigmas are always the on the octillionaire grindset.

    • @Shilpa_Kujur
      @Shilpa_Kujur Před 2 lety +1

      @@girm558 Man, you are still at octillionaire? Gotta up your grindset, man.
      #infinitilionairegrindset.

  • @tinfoilslacks3750
    @tinfoilslacks3750 Před rokem +6

    Alpha males when a full retail release male walks in

  • @sciki5533
    @sciki5533 Před 3 lety +958

    the fact that this whole alpha male thingy was made because someone saw wolves peeing on each other and decided to make an entire study dedicated to it

    • @iwantmydinner2076
      @iwantmydinner2076 Před 3 lety +250

      Another interesting fact is that the person who disapproved the study is the person who created the original study in the first place

    • @hithere3830
      @hithere3830 Před 3 lety +208

      imaging making an honest mistake as a scholar and then douchbags base their whole lives around ur mistake

    • @DaWelshman
      @DaWelshman Před 3 lety +72

      @@hithere3830 it's rather fitting that their identities are based of a misunderstanding.

    • @faun7179
      @faun7179 Před 3 lety +7

      @@hithere3830 i think based on ur comment u’d probably believe me but fun fact this happens over and over again throughout history. all the time. i read about this happening and some poor idiots mistakes being run into the ground more than i read about anything else LMAO

    • @thelegion4698
      @thelegion4698 Před 3 lety +31

      Alpha males exist 'cause a scientist observed wolves in captivity and said alpha wolves exist, and then the same scientist was like "Yo wait, just looked at wolves in the wild and alpha males don't exist. Take back?" and the world was like "nah."

  • @joy4084
    @joy4084 Před 3 lety +728

    The alpha male thing is like the flatearth belivers but instead of being obsessed with the earth shape they are obsessed with getting a girlfriend and being "not like other males"

    • @iwantsexseemyvideo8642
      @iwantsexseemyvideo8642 Před 3 lety

      გიჟივით

    • @thegiantenemyspider1
      @thegiantenemyspider1 Před 3 lety +4

      Also trying to be the worst creatures possible

    • @fyr3st0rm65
      @fyr3st0rm65 Před 3 lety +9

      Being different by trying to be like other people, makes a whole lot of sense.

    • @stargazer162
      @stargazer162 Před 3 lety +1

      @@tammyb8491 Now I'm curious, how is the female equivalent of the "alpha male" thing called?

    • @joy4084
      @joy4084 Před 3 lety +2

      @@tammyb8491 I thankfully never heard of that, hope those channels die too🤮

  • @Hoplasa
    @Hoplasa Před 2 lety +6

    7:55 'Chad' Charlie cannot be unseen xD

  • @alasdairadam3725
    @alasdairadam3725 Před 3 lety +18

    I approached a female with the direct approach.
    Does anyone know a good lawyer ?

  • @caiwitt5456
    @caiwitt5456 Před 3 lety +775

    Charlie is only telling us that Alpha males dont exist so we dont feel bad for being so below his alpha gaze

  • @jedimaster2448
    @jedimaster2448 Před 3 lety +461

    i literally died when the instructions at 2:44 said to: "Similarly adjust your speed as you go about ravaging her." lmao

  • @Rvermushroom
    @Rvermushroom Před 3 lety +25

    1:45 Not the guy using Gravity falls fan art 😭

    • @Julka-xk8cz
      @Julka-xk8cz Před 3 lety +2

      F*cking disgusting right, cringed immedietly when i saw it

    • @jellynut5903
      @jellynut5903 Před 3 lety

      @@Julka-xk8cz and the fact that they're 13..

    • @brickabang
      @brickabang Před 2 lety

      @@jellynut5903 plus they’re siblings

  • @Bhnbhn
    @Bhnbhn Před 2 lety +6

    Charlie watching and clowning alpha videos with Tiana is an ultimate alpha move.

  • @nekotenko11
    @nekotenko11 Před 3 lety +519

    1:47 THAT PHOTO ON THE BOTTOM LEFT IS OF DIPPER AND MABEL, THEY'RE SIBLINGS WTF 😭

  • @styx5977
    @styx5977 Před 3 lety +1979

    I like the part where this guy says: "How to be a beast in bed", while showing a picture of Mabel and Dipper (from Gravity Falls) which are actually siblings. This is quite funny ಠ_ಠ
    (1:45)

    • @crazy_teacup
      @crazy_teacup Před 3 lety +266

      That picture low-key fu*ked me up

    • @EccentricFM
      @EccentricFM Před 3 lety +36

      I saw that to

    • @sourpatchkids351
      @sourpatchkids351 Před 3 lety +306

      is he implying that mabel and dipper (who are siblings and TWELVE YEARS OLD) are smashing on the daily?? why couldn't he have used any other photo lmao

    • @simplysaucy9544
      @simplysaucy9544 Před 3 lety +50

      I had to pause and comprehend wtf that was

    • @sherrymiller3403
      @sherrymiller3403 Před 3 lety +48

      That's the first thing I notice and I was wondering why he used Dipper and Mabel 😂 Like, what the hell? Siblings and underage...

  • @kindaslimykindagoopy8757
    @kindaslimykindagoopy8757 Před 3 lety +11

    Number 18: *Breathe* 3:14
    OHHHHH geez how come i've never thought of that?!

    • @langstonbelin
      @langstonbelin Před měsícem

      Breathe, I was board by the jet made a million.

  • @scarthecheetah1958
    @scarthecheetah1958 Před 2 lety +10

    4:31 contrary to popular belief it’s not because I’m insecure about my body it’s because I’m asexual

  • @Zosso-1618
    @Zosso-1618 Před 3 lety +495

    1:46 are we just gonna ignore that the guy drew Dipper and Mabel as if they were a couple

    • @magnusgaylord7079
      @magnusgaylord7079 Před 3 lety +69

      i was looking for this like LMAO wtf

    • @Ya_Ski
      @Ya_Ski Před 3 lety +40

      i was looking for a comment like this

    • @alephnull3535
      @alephnull3535 Před 3 lety +84

      Dude probably just stole some random fanart without realizing it was fanart.

    • @alexmark6580
      @alexmark6580 Před 3 lety +15

      Fr tf is up with that!

    • @nat-oi2fh
      @nat-oi2fh Před 3 lety +14

      i was wondering if anyone saw that 😭

  • @tierrabutler3577
    @tierrabutler3577 Před 3 lety +262

    As a girl a man that constantly refers to himself as an AlPhA male unironically is the biggest turn off

    • @ant6132
      @ant6132 Před 3 lety +3

      What about Marcus cor von

    • @iphoffer
      @iphoffer Před 3 lety +25

      no normal man does that so im pretty sure you are still a bit young 😂 which makes sense lol

    • @blakeerenhouse943
      @blakeerenhouse943 Před 3 lety +87

      @@ant6132 what if I walked up to you and said “yeah, I guess you could call me a gamer”?

    • @tierrabutler3577
      @tierrabutler3577 Před 3 lety +33

      @@blakeerenhouse943 then i might give you a chance 🤣🤣

    • @harsh12352
      @harsh12352 Před 3 lety +52

      @@blakeerenhouse943 Instantly wet girls in a 1km radius

  • @abnormallylargefrog565
    @abnormallylargefrog565 Před 3 lety +8

    4:08 This is just sexual assault.

  • @joemammoth1
    @joemammoth1 Před 3 lety +6

    0:53 yes, yes it is.

  • @champ5985
    @champ5985 Před 3 lety +225

    The lack of "an" in the title makes the video so much more powerful.

  • @lordofolimpia1
    @lordofolimpia1 Před 3 lety +654

    "Women are not as sexual as men"
    Tiana: that's not true
    I'll believe Tiana more than a random youtube video who want's me to do a NoFap challenge

    • @ansuz5903
      @ansuz5903 Před 3 lety +6

      Yo big dawg you got any insight on this NoFap movement?

    • @ansuz5903
      @ansuz5903 Před 3 lety +11

      @@sdhjsjana72js What a legend

    • @Misanthropolis
      @Misanthropolis Před 3 lety +75

      @@sdhjsjana72js Plus the fake stories of sudden success people experience after dropping fapping. No joke, I saw someone say that shortly after embracing NoFap, they did all these impressive things like opening a business, getting a degree and whatever. I was like ''yeah fucking right, you probably did that shit in the past and NoFap had nothing to do with it.''

    • @lordofolimpia1
      @lordofolimpia1 Před 3 lety

      @@sdhjsjana72js I 100% Agree with you

    • @Spanishdog17
      @Spanishdog17 Před 3 lety +49

      @@ansuz5903 If you go on Wikipedia it lists nofap as "lists of subjects regarded as psuedo science"

  • @therefinedhellion5041
    @therefinedhellion5041 Před 2 lety +3

    1:45 This man talks about approaching sex, then immediately shows him "drawing" the two kids from Gravity Falls that are brother and sister. Apparently the most alpha sexual trait imaginable is the ability to have ***INCEST***

  • @MultiVitamin451
    @MultiVitamin451 Před 3 lety +21

    its so chringy that Charlie's girlfriend came in right when he clicked on the how to be a beast in bed video, just to make sure Charlie payed extra attention, then left. Come on Charlie you got to up your numbers on the How to Alpha videos

  • @liammcbillybob1251
    @liammcbillybob1251 Před 3 lety +234

    This man legit said guys need to change the way they approach sex and showed a picture of twin siblings Dipper and Mabel Pines from Disney XD's Gravity Falls.

  • @GhostStealth590
    @GhostStealth590 Před 3 lety +342

    1:45, why tf did he find a picture of Dipper and Mabel when talking about sex?
    Bruuuuh

  • @kylen6430
    @kylen6430 Před 3 lety +9

    6:20 as a wise man once said...”bitch that phrase don’t make no sense, why can’t fruit be compared”

  • @yarabakhet140
    @yarabakhet140 Před 3 lety +24

    I feel like Charlie would be the kinda guy who sells white shirts and black caps as merch for a ridiculously low price

    • @Mrcaptainmorgan93
      @Mrcaptainmorgan93 Před 2 lety

      Too be fair you can pick up his "merchandise" at Walmart. Plain white Gildan t shirts lol

  • @DanielFiala
    @DanielFiala Před 3 lety +189

    I can't get over this and how nobody talks about it:
    "Sigma Males" is all these alpha male gurus seeing the irl fact that the guys who actually get girls don't do their dumb alpha male shit, and so they're now bringing "guy that doesn't listen to us" into the lore.
    like their shit didn't work so they're like "or you could not do any of that and maybe that will work"

  • @dauntingkitty
    @dauntingkitty Před 3 lety +77

    The whole “alpha male” and “beta male” bullshit online vexes me to no end

  • @blackstoneproductions9674
    @blackstoneproductions9674 Před 10 měsíci +4

    1:49 why tf is mabel and dipper here☠️

  • @rei5679
    @rei5679 Před 3 lety +13

    "If you're not a gamer and weeb you can never be an alpha male"
    -Probably Charlie

  • @loganwaddell1710
    @loganwaddell1710 Před 3 lety +362

    Any white male with long black hair
    Charlie: no way it’s me!

  • @stinkygot2387
    @stinkygot2387 Před 3 lety +330

    When Charlie said “he drew me” I just burst out laughing obnoxiously

    • @armyshope
      @armyshope Před 3 lety +8

      It's the best moment and I swear I laughed too

    • @jonathandavis8051
      @jonathandavis8051 Před 2 lety +10

      HE DID THOUGH! IT WAS BASICALLY JUST BUFF CHARLIE WITHOUT THE TATOOS! XD

  • @CookieThug
    @CookieThug Před 3 lety +11

    “this guy does not sound like an alpha male” ... i actually laughed out loud

  • @hutte1751
    @hutte1751 Před 3 lety +8

    I love that one of them was like "I know when you think of alpha you think of someone who is perfect and has no flaws." Yeah, that's what I think when I hear alpha. Not a piece of shit with overwhelming insecurities, likely a high school drop out. It's flawless perfection...

  • @citizensoftheworld2807
    @citizensoftheworld2807 Před 3 lety +426

    Charlie is raging with testosterone; he’s every essence of a man.

  • @glump7744
    @glump7744 Před 3 lety +144

    1:43 "More to do with how you approach sex"
    Shows a picture of Mable and Dipper, who are siblings

  • @chanra1n
    @chanra1n Před rokem +4

    Charlie watching this with his girlfriend is literally such a silent roast

  • @The_Wallflower
    @The_Wallflower Před 2 lety +4

    1:45
    Ok, but why would he put the pines *twins* on the board as he talked about how guys *approach sex???*

  • @ttrashcandy
    @ttrashcandy Před 3 lety +22

    1:55 WAS THAT..MABEL..AND...DIPPER?

  • @Tiffany-fr5um
    @Tiffany-fr5um Před 3 lety +102

    "It must be tough being a young man growing up on the internet being fed shit like this."
    Nailed it Charlie. I hope these men can find some proper role models because this alpha/ beta bullshit is entirely divisive. It is the equivalent of those magazines that target young women and tell them how they should dress and act. APES STRONGER TOGETHER.

    • @jonathandavis8051
      @jonathandavis8051 Před 2 lety +5

      I think most of the people who even go to things like this are already troubled, like self identified incels and such. Which is good, since it means it's actually influencing very few normal people to behave this way, but also bad because that means the amount of influence they have over the demographic watching them is likely much more than it would over any other demographic, since those people are basically already there out of desparation

  • @SasoriGreatness
    @SasoriGreatness Před 2 lety +4

    8:08 "Boo!Not Alpha!" Idk why but this was funny asf 😂😂

  • @GentlGiant985
    @GentlGiant985 Před 3 lety +12

    Alpha show definitely has a doctorate degree in being a redditor

  • @kylemcmullan2929
    @kylemcmullan2929 Před 3 lety +165

    1:51 that drawing in the bottom left is of a brother and sister lmao

  • @freakymoejoe2
    @freakymoejoe2 Před 3 lety +129

    How to make money by preying on the insecurities of young men 101:

    • @ctchimchar5258
      @ctchimchar5258 Před 3 lety +6

      You know what sad is I fell for some of this stuff not all just about 5% but still, I learned but I gest that's why it's called being young and stupid

  • @idot3331
    @idot3331 Před 3 lety +8

    I'm an epsilon-lambda transcended omicron male

  • @daddydns1905
    @daddydns1905 Před 3 lety +8

    'This is just astrology for dudes' ~Atrioc

    • @jonathandavis8051
      @jonathandavis8051 Před 2 lety

      Even before I saw other comments saying this, I was getting the same impression XD

  • @DerVasto
    @DerVasto Před 3 lety +201

    "I've become Alpha Male"
    Oh? Is that so?
    *pulls gun*
    Name all Helltaker waifus and their titles.

    • @unicornburgers302
      @unicornburgers302 Před 3 lety +32

      Wait a minute, I’ve been an alpha male this whole time! I thought I was a woman.

    • @ProtocolDroidHK47
      @ProtocolDroidHK47 Před 3 lety +18

      @@unicornburgers302 You've fooled even yourself. Truly incredible.

    • @TheKatera4a
      @TheKatera4a Před 3 lety +16

      @@unicornburgers302 You are 4 parallel universes ahead of yourself.

    • @DerVasto
      @DerVasto Před 3 lety +6

      @whistleblower gay biological man being feminine ...if it were biological fact and not a social fallacy, you´d be right.
      But otherwise that´s a load of bullshit.

    • @eggcrack1746
      @eggcrack1746 Před 3 lety +4

      aight here we go
      Pandemonica, The Tired/Sadistic Demon
      Modeus, The Lustful Demon
      Cerberus, The Triple Demon
      Malina, The Sour Demon
      Zdrada, The Bitch Demon
      Azazel, The Curious Angel
      Justice, The Awesome Demon
      Lucifer, The CEO of Hell
      Judgement, The High Prosecutor
      and Beelzebub, The Great Fly

  • @sedovt
    @sedovt Před 3 lety +164

    Charlie: *types how to be an alpha male*
    Video: *Return to Monke.*

  • @thebunter1290
    @thebunter1290 Před 3 lety +2

    "Oh, you're approaching me?"
    "...with fuck intention I am"

  • @adity.atiwari
    @adity.atiwari Před 3 lety +10

    sigma males are basically epic mysterious anime leads just say that goddamnit

    • @garrydimasa1964
      @garrydimasa1964 Před 2 lety

      literally charlie on his colleague day
      btw never expect a fellow Indo's here lol

    • @adity.atiwari
      @adity.atiwari Před 2 lety

      @@garrydimasa1964 with 8 million people subscribed you shouldn't be surprised to find one of us lmao

  • @I-VisiBomb-I
    @I-VisiBomb-I Před 3 lety +175

    i'd rather be a 24 year old virgin than listen to these "guides"...
    im serious about this.
    im doing it right now.
    the Sahara Desert is a lonely and dry place.

  • @suna7511
    @suna7511 Před 3 lety +101

    I know its bullshit after actual reaserch but sigma male is basically an alpha male that prefers to be alone. Basically what the quiet kid thinks he is

    • @ElementalLeaf
      @ElementalLeaf Před 3 lety +11

      That doesnt seem right. Alpha males, even introverted, are still alpha. They dont need to go on CZcams to pad their insecurities with sigma videos. Sigma male just sounds like a beta male that failed at trying to be alpha and now theyre just convinced theyre beyond alpha. Theyre cool loner sigma boys.

    • @XanderRaidon
      @XanderRaidon Před 3 lety +8

      I too believe in dumb stereotypes, my friend.

    • @stego7782
      @stego7782 Před 3 lety +16

      sigma nuts

  • @blepdoge04
    @blepdoge04 Před 3 lety +4

    3:07 *nuts*
    That was a good round, dab me up

  • @dovacraft5772
    @dovacraft5772 Před rokem +1

    i dont like how at 1:44 when he says "approach sex" theres a image of dipper and Mabel. who we all know, are siblings

  • @Tototoron
    @Tototoron Před 3 lety +136

    That made me violently uncomfortable when he was saying “how you approach sex” and then doodled in a deviantart of dipper and mable who are BIOLOGICAL SIBLINGS

    • @FinnTheBee
      @FinnTheBee Před 3 lety +5

      FR LIKE-

    • @milkshaketuga1902
      @milkshaketuga1902 Před 3 lety +3

      Ikr

    • @zakattack8593
      @zakattack8593 Před 3 lety +10

      ALSO CHILDREN

    • @faun7179
      @faun7179 Před 3 lety +1

      @@zakattack8593 and is media for children beside the fact even if they were adult characters like thats not an appropriate insinuation to make

  • @jakeXIII
    @jakeXIII Před 3 lety +34

    7:45 "omg he drew me" well we could have told you that brother

  • @bruhmomentum6819
    @bruhmomentum6819 Před 3 lety +2

    is no one talking about how the man says "approach sex" and picture of dipper and mabel shows up at 1:45

  • @GrievingBacon
    @GrievingBacon Před 10 měsíci +3

    Why is no one pointing out the mabel and dipper fanart? 😭

  • @boxer3494
    @boxer3494 Před 3 lety +42

    1:47 "How to approach sex" *shows mabel and dipper*
    Courage the Cowardly dog: O H N O

    • @dnicer3486
      @dnicer3486 Před 3 lety

      I was trying not to fucking cry after they showed the twins

  • @THEFRISKIESTDINGO
    @THEFRISKIESTDINGO Před 3 lety +124

    Christian pick up line: "Are you Jesus? Because I wanna feel you in my heart."

    • @THEFRISKIESTDINGO
      @THEFRISKIESTDINGO Před 3 lety +6

      @LazerTheLazer Girl saying it to a guy m8

    • @dorian4191
      @dorian4191 Před 3 lety +3

      @@THEFRISKIESTDINGO so you want HIS head in your chest? Got it

    • @yungtux8770
      @yungtux8770 Před 3 lety +2

      @@dorian4191 No, the pickup line implies the guy has massive PP energy

    • @jacoboloughlin8737
      @jacoboloughlin8737 Před 3 lety +11

      My local priest said this to me once, but he didn't say heart...

  • @PivotProOps
    @PivotProOps Před 2 lety +3

    Love how he drew Charlie while imagining the pinnacle of an alpha male.

  • @prtybeest9864
    @prtybeest9864 Před rokem +1

    1:50 .... uhh... is that mabel and dipper....

  • @Gary_a_normal_human_being
    @Gary_a_normal_human_being Před 3 lety +179

    “Spank on the cheeks and tell her good game”
    -Charlie White

  • @Spiracle
    @Spiracle Před 3 lety +71

    Step 18.) Breathe
    *Immediately begins hyperventilating upon insertion*
    AM I DOING IT? AM I AN ALPHA NOW?

  • @Mr__Beef
    @Mr__Beef Před 3 lety +10

    WiFi monke 7:37

  • @w0ltz976
    @w0ltz976 Před 3 lety +5

    you ever realize when they're talking about how to approach sex and show the pictures of a male and wahmen one of them is actually canonically a brother and a sister