I’m Scared of Buying **. This is How I Order as a 30 Year Old With Social Anxiety.

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  • @cannedmushroom7951
    @cannedmushroom7951 Před měsícem +62308

    As a person with social anxiety, This video touched me the same way my uncle did 12 years ago.

  • @justinn8541
    @justinn8541 Před měsícem +40429

    This doubled my social anxiety and passed it to the next person with social anxiety.

    • @scumbagdad
      @scumbagdad  Před měsícem +3949

      Good

    • @pushkarpatil1100
      @pushkarpatil1100 Před měsícem +354

      True erm ...I was the uhhh ... next ummm person

    • @justinn8541
      @justinn8541 Před měsícem +95

      @@pushkarpatil1100 It's alright, I froze on the second half and just decided to copy and paste it.

    • @castleninjafire
      @castleninjafire Před měsícem +43

      ​@@scumbagdadI was gonna think of a funny response but I am too social anxiety to write something 😔

    • @jraith21
      @jraith21 Před měsícem +5

      @@castleninjafireDouble your social anxiety and give it to the next person with social anxiety 😮

  • @CiibrCat
    @CiibrCat Před 24 dny +4154

    The his guy is the BEST at taking the piss out of stupid trends

    • @xsah2
      @xsah2 Před 23 dny

      @@mickeymackleberry3554if you feel the need to post your decision making on Tik tok you don’t deserve a normal life

    • @YourMomsNewHusband
      @YourMomsNewHusband Před 20 dny

      Brother if you have to drive with posters of potential dialogue because you’re that much of a pussy then you’ll never live normally

    • @jeremytesticleman1607
      @jeremytesticleman1607 Před 20 dny +15

      ​@@mickeymackleberry3554 I had social anxiety before and this would be the literal stupidest thing you could do.
      When you have social anxiety, you'd want to have the least attention to yourself and would overthink of ways to try and be as normal as you can and fearing making a fool of yourself, having papaer noted would be the complete opposite.

    • @bloodleader5
      @bloodleader5 Před 20 dny

      ​@@mickeymackleberry3554Nobody does this. Stop taking Tiktok clout chasers as an authority on disorders. They're all faking it for attention and making a mockery of real people.

    • @akumatenshi9311
      @akumatenshi9311 Před 20 dny +21

      @@mickeymackleberry3554yah no doing that it’s probably the most dumbest thing I’ve ever seen in my whole entire life of living

  • @user-hk7iy2vt5y
    @user-hk7iy2vt5y Před 12 dny +359

    "Give me a sample first, PLAYA" 😂

  • @kinkinwong3879
    @kinkinwong3879 Před měsícem +13590

    Glad you've raised awareness for people like us, people don't understand how hard it is to buy cocaine when you have social anxiety.

    • @scumbagdad
      @scumbagdad  Před měsícem +1719

      Now we all know flowcharts are the answer.

    • @chad24202
      @chad24202 Před měsícem +33

      @@scumbagdadmindmapping bro

    • @peacemaster8117
      @peacemaster8117 Před měsícem +66

      Social anxiety pro tip: buying substances off the dark net is a great way to avoid having to actually meet anyone.

    • @ItBeThatWaySometimes
      @ItBeThatWaySometimes Před měsícem

      @@scumbagdadplease take on the fake dementia ones next. The comment sections are absolutely teeming with “well it raises awareness who cares if it’s fake”

    • @SimoneShaw-fy2zm
      @SimoneShaw-fy2zm Před měsícem +10

      I reckon the police caused that social anxiety 😂

  • @Liesmith424
    @Liesmith424 Před měsícem +3943

    I'm glad to see Jack finally getting involved in raising awareness about

  • @undisciplined_cowboys
    @undisciplined_cowboys Před 21 dnem +350

    “One more ketchup please” 😂😂😂

  • @TadeshiKP
    @TadeshiKP Před měsícem +3078

    The time I see Jackfilms with Scumbagdad is like a dream I never thought I'd have.

    • @justinedzard
      @justinedzard Před měsícem +44

      It's like a fever dream, but with the shits he's made in his early days, it makes sense

    • @oceansethereal
      @oceansethereal Před 26 dny +24

      holy shit, i couldn't even tell it was jack at first. thank you for commenting this, it made me go back and look!!

    • @whenimmanicimgodly4228
      @whenimmanicimgodly4228 Před 25 dny +1

      I forreal didn't see that coming AT ALL, but we also should have seen this coming. They make similar social commentary just in different formats

  • @richardthanmyself290
    @richardthanmyself290 Před měsícem +1545

    It's really refreshing that you admit how fake ppl are on social media, I mean you're on social media too but at least you validate reality

    • @newname3021
      @newname3021 Před 26 dny +35

      lol they’re just making a funny skit, they aren’t exposing anyone . Some people really do use this trick. You aren’t supposed to rely on it and become dependent on using a script. Just something to help get your foot out the door.

    • @richardthanmyself290
      @richardthanmyself290 Před 26 dny +44

      @@newname3021 he often speaks out about social media influences like this, this is satire to call others out

    • @nanamin7298
      @nanamin7298 Před 26 dny +11

      @@newname3021no there’s really someone making this short vid about ordering on fast food chain with anxiety, i forgot the creator name

    • @ozylocz4078
      @ozylocz4078 Před 25 dny

      @@newname3021 it’s not a trick, and they’re doing it for attention. You could very easily just type it down on your phone. Wouldn’t it be cause less social anxiety to just look at your phone like a “normal” person. Or pull down a slideshow in the drive through??

    • @claytonchaos578
      @claytonchaos578 Před 25 dny +6

      @@newname3021they are definitely exposing that one guy who went viral recently.

  • @paulliebler7660
    @paulliebler7660 Před 16 dny +30

    "give me a sample first PLAYA" 😂😂😂😂 HOLY FUG 😂😂😂

  • @coopercook9651
    @coopercook9651 Před 17 dny +17

    The last “I do that toooo!” had me cracking up 😂

  • @thatonellamawhoissoobsesse8138

    "give me--a sample first. Playa"
    Got me rolling

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Před 21 dnem +1

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E

    • @S1k18
      @S1k18 Před 16 dny +1

      @@EEEEEEEEf

    • @martinxlive5
      @martinxlive5 Před dnem

      Really not that funny

    • @thatonellamawhoissoobsesse8138
      @thatonellamawhoissoobsesse8138 Před dnem +1

      @@martinxlive5 Lighten up and just watch when you're down
      Silly goofers do well for grounding ;D

  • @danielduque8750
    @danielduque8750 Před měsícem +772

    Thank you for what you do Brad, I also saw the original video from the guy with supposed social anxiety ordering food through the phone, only to realize it was all fake after. It’s really hard to tell what’s real and fake in social media, thanks a lot for exposing these kind of hoaxes! 💯

    • @scumbagdad
      @scumbagdad  Před měsícem +508

      If we are thinking of the same video, is so pathetic to actually conceptualize and post that nonironically.

    • @danielduque8750
      @danielduque8750 Před měsícem

      @@scumbagdad I believe we are thinking about the same video the actor on your video actually looks like the guy from the original video😂 (as far as I remember) Pathetic indeed is the ultimate thirst for likes

    • @winzyl9546
      @winzyl9546 Před měsícem +105

      Someone with legit social anxiety would order fast. Bumbling through flashcards would make me even more anxious.

    • @Shydore-Official
      @Shydore-Official Před měsícem +48

      for real, I was so shocked everyone in the comments be falling for it, so much social anxiety he films it and posts it to the internet xD@@scumbagdad

    • @noobthenewt1048
      @noobthenewt1048 Před měsícem +10

      What video? Is it another pathetic way to get people to feel sympathy?

  • @TinyTea773
    @TinyTea773 Před 14 dny +7

    This just proves we all have something in common with eachother, so wholesome 😢

  • @Aukejorrit
    @Aukejorrit Před 13 dny

    Jack saying "flowchart" just brought me back to my teenage years man!

  • @someonescat8043
    @someonescat8043 Před měsícem +606

    My god such inspiring content, this really help with my anxiety. Praise Jesus.

  • @UrixMusic
    @UrixMusic Před měsícem +560

    The jacksfilms cameo really caught me by surprise

    • @speed7837
      @speed7837 Před měsícem +11

      I just realized

    • @Tackk6
      @Tackk6 Před 27 dny +8

      @@speed7837 same i literally didnt even realize it was him lmao

  • @malkn
    @malkn Před 27 dny +7

    As a socially anxious person, this is so relatable, I swear all my drug deals always end up like this

  • @shykj8892
    @shykj8892 Před měsícem +472

    Love how there's no other choice for cop to shoot after shouting drop your weapons lmao

  • @greyfox4838
    @greyfox4838 Před 28 dny +193

    This short hits different when you actually have social anxiety. But I didn't have a flowchart prepared for this occassion and now I don't know how to proceed.

  • @sarcasm-83
    @sarcasm-83 Před 25 dny +4

    While I did laugh at this, I also feel compelled to say, that I wouldn't wish social anxiety for anyone. The most frustrating thing in my life that has taken away my friends, ability to work, haven't dated in 10 years, only talk to therapists, despite knowing what I'd want to do, but not being able to avoid the illogical fears that often cause physical symptoms and insomnia...
    So... be nice to those who have it actually, in a world where so many say they have it so casually.
    Cheers :]
    Also, maybe I should make a spreadsheet. Never tried that.

  • @maxinesenior596
    @maxinesenior596 Před 5 dny +2

    I have this but also the anxiety that predicting what people might say and preparing a response to any possible part of an interaction would sound psychotic to the average person

  • @MyNameIsNotPatrick
    @MyNameIsNotPatrick Před měsícem +150

    I personally have always found that recording myself for thousands to watch helps my social anxiety the most.

  • @sexonopiates
    @sexonopiates Před 24 dny +316

    “give me a sample first playa” 😂😂😂😂

  • @Matt_Turner
    @Matt_Turner Před měsícem +58

    As someone who suffers from Ketchup, this really doubled my condiments, and I am ready to pass it along to the next person.

    • @scumbagdad
      @scumbagdad  Před měsícem +33

      Ketchup ? Are you using your social anxiety flowchart properly?

    • @pelican-tk7su
      @pelican-tk7su Před 25 dny +5

      @@scumbagdad ketchup.

    • @iarmycombo5659
      @iarmycombo5659 Před 9 dny

      ​@@scumbagdadone more ketchup please

    • @SJNaka101
      @SJNaka101 Před 2 dny

      One more ketchup, please

  • @notkylelol
    @notkylelol Před 25 dny +1

    I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks that shit is the craziest thing I’ve ever seen

  • @jakefarm1280
    @jakefarm1280 Před 25 dny +2

    As a person with social anxiety this video really hit deep. Its funny cause while watching this my neighbour who also has social anxiety stopped by and we watched it together. He said that this video changed his life and touched his heart. So then I went and rented a projector in a big field and my entire town that also suffers from social anxiety watched it and it changed their lives too. We all are so grateful. Thank You for this video.

  • @Thomas-xy9po
    @Thomas-xy9po Před měsícem +169

    As someone who suffers from social anxiety, this video made me realize that the car accident that killed my whole family could have been avoided had I used paper signs to communicate to my father that he shouldn’t drink bud light while operating his Ford F150

    • @SeqK
      @SeqK Před měsícem

      I think you got PTSD.
      🚧🛻🛻🛻🛻🩺🩻🩻⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️🧑‍🧒🧑‍🧒

    • @extreminator69
      @extreminator69 Před 28 dny

      💀

  • @MDNatmidnight
    @MDNatmidnight Před měsícem +63

    This doubled my faith in humanity and gave it to a struggling homeless person❤❤❤..Thank You so much for sharing this..

  • @greenaum
    @greenaum Před 27 dny +2

    Really can't praise this enough!

  • @kiwizlifemeow1878
    @kiwizlifemeow1878 Před 2 dny +1

    This is so emotional and relatable im crying 😭

  • @brandonmullen4047
    @brandonmullen4047 Před měsícem +22

    This doubled my magazine, and unloaded it on the next person. Thank you for this reminder of kindness ❤️

  • @austin2594
    @austin2594 Před měsícem +73

    i’m so glad you made fun of this trend, everytime i would see it, then go to the comments to see the tiktok hivemind feel bad for the guy and give their inspiration input. just reminds me how grateful i am to be able to think independently

    • @cheesus9512
      @cheesus9512 Před měsícem +21

      I'm not gonna say that guy is lying about his social anxiety, but I find it sus that a guy with social anxiety reportedly that severe would gladly film the entire thing and share it on a SOCIAL MEDIA platform.

    • @dubblejumpchump
      @dubblejumpchump Před měsícem +7

      What an "independent" thing to say, you're soooo different ❤️

    • @austin2594
      @austin2594 Před měsícem +16

      @@dubblejumpchump i came to the conclusion on my own without relying on others, and not falling into a pity trap??. I’d say it makes it pretty independent. Also keep that sarcastic tone irl, see how far you get with it

    • @dubblejumpchump
      @dubblejumpchump Před 29 dny +2

      @@austin2594 life lessons in the CZcams comment section. I'll be sure to heed your wise words oh independent one

    • @jacquielantern-
      @jacquielantern- Před 28 dny +22

      @@dubblejumpchumpme when i’m perpetually insufferable

  • @anthonyernst999
    @anthonyernst999 Před 2 dny +1

    I usually find that when Im not thinking so much, I can talk with people just fine. Haven't figured out how to stop thinking yet 😂

  • @Imdaniggalodeon
    @Imdaniggalodeon Před 13 dny +1

    As someone with social anxiety I can confirm… this is a daily occurrence

  • @Lowshyne
    @Lowshyne Před 28 dny +25

    😂😂😂 this is exactly how I feel with those videos.

    • @nffctrickett
      @nffctrickett Před 11 dny

      The world has gone soft and gullible that it applauds suit like this XD

  • @Randald
    @Randald Před 28 dny +65

    If somebody asks you this dont EVER say local.

    • @Jacob-ol3zb
      @Jacob-ol3zb Před 25 dny

      why?

    • @Randald
      @Randald Před 25 dny

      Unless you live in south America you're getting baking soda and fentanyl

    • @Randald
      @Randald Před 25 dny +25

      @Jacob-ol3zb unless you live in south America you're getting baking powder and fentanyl

    • @kumorikaigarzlmlni7518
      @kumorikaigarzlmlni7518 Před 25 dny +15

      bro's speaking from experience

    • @Nick-zw1zw
      @Nick-zw1zw Před 13 dny +1

      ​@Jacob-ol3zb it's probably got more cut in it. We call the different types A,B, C. A being for personal use.

  • @christiangraham4579
    @christiangraham4579 Před 14 dny

    I laughed harder than I should have. One of your best videos 😂

  • @sonntagbeiomi6960
    @sonntagbeiomi6960 Před 27 dny +3

    This is the best thing i've seen today

  • @Samsadlerswaifu
    @Samsadlerswaifu Před měsícem +15

    This is so relatable to someone who has social anxiety.

  • @Awesomehenry01
    @Awesomehenry01 Před měsícem +9

    I feel so blessed to know awareness has been spread about social anxiety and how to combat it stay strong friends

  • @theZaxity
    @theZaxity Před 26 dny +1

    “give me a sample first, playuuhh”😂😂

  • @santanamations
    @santanamations Před 20 dny +2

    This is so heart warming and brave of him❤❤️‍🩹

  • @zarc0n
    @zarc0n Před 27 dny +2

    I keep rewatching and bursting out in laughter every time then feeling exposed. Repeat😅

  • @willodea488
    @willodea488 Před měsícem +10

    geniunely one of the finest comedy channels on youtube. the layers of comedy you produce vibrate deep with the fried dopamine receptors in my brain.

  • @tfnfr
    @tfnfr Před 27 dny +3

    “Do you want local or Colombian?”
    “Ketchup”

  • @aloe.0v0
    @aloe.0v0 Před 8 dny

    The Policeman's flowchart is lowkey the best part 🤣

  • @rani.andretti
    @rani.andretti Před 27 dny +1

    Omg this is the best skit I've ever seen

  • @GravitonAllNightLong
    @GravitonAllNightLong Před 29 dny +4

    Holy fuck.. this collab is the one for me. I watched jacksfilms until like the "end" of ygs (I remember the rap the day it came out) and honestly this just brought me a huge wave of nostalgia.

  • @DaQuavius
    @DaQuavius Před měsícem +6

    Thanks man. I've been trying to deal with my social anxiety for a while now, and than I just see this video if others dealing with my same issue. It makes me feel better knowing that im not alone. Much love from earth scumbag dad ❤️🌍

  • @justincain2702
    @justincain2702 Před 22 dny +1

    I would be so anxious keeping track of all of those spreadsheets

  • @thatmanzenac
    @thatmanzenac Před 27 dny +1

    “Give me a sample first playa.” 😂👍🏼

  • @eindride1268
    @eindride1268 Před 28 dny +6

    Awwwww how sweet, a man who can hardly function in society. This really melts my heart and makes me feel emotionally uplifted. Dismiss how fucked up it is to emotionally gratify ones self through the limitations of others

  • @lorddex1364
    @lorddex1364 Před 28 dny +6

    Jack returning to his flowchart days

  • @phantom.wreath
    @phantom.wreath Před 18 dny

    As a person who used to have a problem with social anxiety, this is genuinely really sad to see at 30 years old.
    Hope it gets better for bro.

  • @glizzy2236
    @glizzy2236 Před měsícem +6

    😂😂😂Lmfao ur humor is fucing undefeated I love the skits

    • @Val-sf24
      @Val-sf24 Před 22 dny

      i dont onow if this is a skit bro, look at all the dang bots in chat

  • @bloodyrage82
    @bloodyrage82 Před 28 dny +3

    As someone that once met somebody, this really reminds me of when I realized I was someone deep inside

  • @aslitatti
    @aslitatti Před 11 dny

    My favourite Collab! More with Jacksfilms!!

  • @thisisnotapplejuice

    this has "dear sister" energy and i love it

  • @Skull_Knight_
    @Skull_Knight_ Před měsícem +6

    This halved my social anxiety chart and gave it to previous person

  • @tsaa5902
    @tsaa5902 Před měsícem +6

    Best video of the year so far lol

  • @JohnnyInJapan
    @JohnnyInJapan Před 8 dny

    I was so shocked to see an OG like Jack make an appearance.

  • @CRTBABYyt
    @CRTBABYyt Před 13 dny

    The social anxiety-verse is probably one of the best things to come out of the Internet this year.

  • @martinramirez42069
    @martinramirez42069 Před měsícem +6

    Im always amazed by the quality of your videos, the script is just genius every single time.

  • @Peytoneileen
    @Peytoneileen Před 25 dny +7

    I was literally thinking “ugh… these videos are everywhere these days!” And then looked at the username right as he mentioned Coke 😂😂

  • @Dannyisme516
    @Dannyisme516 Před dnem

    Hearing jack talk about flow charts brings me back

  • @HUSTLEORSTARVEENT
    @HUSTLEORSTARVEENT Před 17 dny +1

    "That's so brave of you! Is this your first time buying drugs?"
    "YES" (aggressively points at the word Yes on the paper)
    I'M DYING!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mhmmd_arsal
    @mhmmd_arsal Před měsícem +5

    aay that's jacksfilms 🔥🔥

  • @kikayoo9750
    @kikayoo9750 Před 25 dny +6

    I have social anxiety and I do the script thing but this is next level 😂

  • @Hellboy99922
    @Hellboy99922 Před 24 dny

    I use this same script when buying heroin from my dealer. Thanks for spreading awareness

  • @FanNumero1DeF1
    @FanNumero1DeF1 Před 23 dny +1

    This deserves more likes

  • @docliquidplays7989
    @docliquidplays7989 Před 27 dny +4

    As someone with social anxiety who has to give lectures, this touches me in a way Michael Jackson never could.

  • @E-Pluribus-Unum
    @E-Pluribus-Unum Před 22 dny

    Love this, really helped me with my personal anxiety issues

  • @zombiebanana0573
    @zombiebanana0573 Před 25 dny +1

    As someone with severe anxiety this is the funniest shit. Idk if they are trying to make fun of people with anxiety but it’s still funny as shit

  • @marioshroom1
    @marioshroom1 Před 27 dny

    It’s really awesome how inspirational they all are. They even have their emotional support guns.

  • @jakeguillot6246
    @jakeguillot6246 Před 11 dny +2

    I have social anxiety, and I just avoid talking to people

  • @Karmaboy9
    @Karmaboy9 Před 26 dny

    Damn, it's deep videos like these that really restore my faith in the human race.

  • @pchhh6478
    @pchhh6478 Před 12 dny

    Ketchup gag is always the best part

  • @hearse6512
    @hearse6512 Před 24 dny

    As someone who suffers from hands above my head. This touched my heart like my stepfather used to at sleepovers😌❤️🙈

  • @carlwheezer1030
    @carlwheezer1030 Před 22 dny

    The jack cameo was unexpected but very welcome

  • @InertialThrower
    @InertialThrower Před 21 dnem

    Man, that made my day a bit better due to me also having social Anxiety and It always very hard to talk to people you don't know

  • @Anamertis
    @Anamertis Před 27 dny +1

    Truly a kidney touching video 😩❤️

  • @carpeomnia3294
    @carpeomnia3294 Před 25 dny

    What a wholesome meeting of likeminded fellas!❤

  • @NeverAVillian
    @NeverAVillian Před 21 dnem

    "I do that, too!" I can feel his happiness when he said that.

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy Před 5 dny +1

    I didn’t read the title and was so confused when jacksfilms showed up

  • @mr.logical6765
    @mr.logical6765 Před 19 dny

    I hope the real people who have difficulty won't lose their confident using this strategy.

  • @maxandjake5474
    @maxandjake5474 Před 13 dny

    I don’t know why I found this wholesome at first😭

  • @timka_playgopro3152
    @timka_playgopro3152 Před 21 dnem

    I love how dealer looking down during the scene in the car, as if he actually looking to paper scheme

  • @zach2011w
    @zach2011w Před 21 dnem

    This feels more sincere than the guy at the fast food place.

  • @UnicornGuy96
    @UnicornGuy96 Před 24 dny +1

    I have really bad social anxiety, ill start stuttering for no reason. What i have found to help is just dont look at the person your talking to. I always feel really weird when i look someone in the eye, it throws me off and makes me nervous, so if i dont look at them i can speak normally. I hate feeling like all the attention is on me, so if i dont look them in the eyes i feel like less attention is on me, because i cant see them paying attention to me.

    • @UnicornGuy96
      @UnicornGuy96 Před 24 dny

      So when I do talk to people it looks like I'm not listening because my eyes are wondering looking at something else, but I am listening. I just hate eye contact lol

    • @jod1653
      @jod1653 Před 24 dny

      @@UnicornGuy96 A trick i learned was Look at their forehead It works no-one call tell you are looking at their forehead to them it just looks like you're making normal eye contact. Hopefully it doesn't throw you off as much.

  • @SuperEarth_soldier_andCitizen

    As someone that does have social anxiety and low self esteem I just want to say how disgusted I am of how people could be triggered by this video. It’s hilarious

  • @brandonjohnson7559
    @brandonjohnson7559 Před 24 dny

    Lmao I don’t have social anxiety but this shit cracks me up. You used the song and everything 😂

  • @ElMencho.
    @ElMencho. Před 20 dny

    Lmao I don’t know if he is roasting people with social anxiety or not but this one made my day 😂

  • @slimeyguy8805
    @slimeyguy8805 Před 19 dny

    Bruh this content is the best on the internet

  • @HTXrios
    @HTXrios Před 24 dny

    So relatable, I too get social anxiety every time the police question me about my ex that suddenly went missing after she left me

  • @nomuxshroom4680
    @nomuxshroom4680 Před 17 dny

    this is such a msterpiece, I can't wait till the villain "social author" appears

  • @Coastfog
    @Coastfog Před 26 dny

    This was so wholesome. In a deadly way.

  • @alextwig
    @alextwig Před 15 dny

    damn 😭 the first and second didn’t get me but the third guy did 😂 i didn’t believe how far the bit was gonna go

  • @xBeast345
    @xBeast345 Před 25 dny

    "Give me a sample first playa" that made me chuckle.

  • @holliberry144
    @holliberry144 Před 13 dny

    I still have to have post-its up for answering a phone at work. I'm so glad I don't have to do the customer service line anymore.