Goro Majima Takes Over my Life ~ Who is Kiryu Kazama..?
Vložit
- čas přidán 20. 12. 2020
- Title says it all
Video edited by Deena: / @deena-w
~~Follow me on my other socials! ~~
Secondary YT Channel (Full Playthrough streams):
/ crystaahhlstreams
Twitch: / crystaahhl
Instagram: / ocrystaahhl
Twitter: / crystaahhl
Patreon: / crystaahhl
Website: crystaahhl.com/
Tiktok: / crystaahhl - Hry
I always love when I'm reminded that in the yakuza universe. Majima is canonically the reason taxation exists. This man almost singlehandedly popped japan's bubble.
Not almost, he DID burst the bubble. HARD!
And without lifting a finger
The tax was gonna happen even without him. The tax guy was just wonder what and how not if.
@@Retrovorious If Majima doesnt save him from a beating and had a talked with him he probably would had backed down, Majima truly destroyed Japan economy
@@asdf852asdf He’s just a guy who was assigned this task. Even if he doesn’t do it, the government will just get someone else to do it.
If His name starts with Goro, You're destined to fall in love
She is the true harem protagonist
*Me looking at Goro Takemura from Cyberpunk 2077*
Oh God Oh Fu
Goro from Mortal Kombat......
@@MugdhaMahdiShams that's the exceptional
For the people meeting Majima for the first time in this game, seeing him going RAAAAAAAAUGE OF LAAAAAAAUVE must be as confusing as it is amazing.
Yakuza 0 was my introduction to the series, so yes, I can confirm that it was confusing.
@@cadence_2463 Same. I was just like, "Oh my gosh please tell me he's secretly the biggest, goofiest dork," and hoo boy what I got as the franchise went on was better than I could ever imagine.
Crystal you really have something for insane characters named Goro
Not goro from mortal kombat
yo, KIRIYU CHAN!
-Goro Majima
Majima is wgat happens when you dump all your points on charm and charisma
Same thing. You mean Charisma and Dexterity
Yep, Kiryu leans more towards Strength and eventually Wisdom to a degree.
@@rararasputin8608 Strength, Endurance, and Intelligence
Correct, we all want to date Majima. He is the male fantasy.
I'd seriously consider dating Majima if he sang 24 hour Cinderella for me
"Just consider"
At that point I'd be like "yup, the risk of dating a dangerous criminal is now worth it"
@@THENAMEISQUICKMAN we can all dream
"If she won't take you- i will"
My dramatic ass literally walked away from my laptop and fell on my knees to scream.
You are definitely one of the most entertaining streamers that I’ve found this year.I started watching you while you started playing Persona. And I got to say I am so glad to see that you are playing some of my favorite games ever.. Cheers CrystAAHHL
She is truly remarkable.
Same. I discover her also as Persona Streamer. But now I kinda want to see her Playing whole Yakuza series as Also I am interested in this whole series
@@bdomingo7483 and everytime she's make Theory on Persona it always come true even she's always considered it as Memes and Jokes
I'm gonna waiting if she's can catch one correct theory on Yakuza series
These kinds of comments actually do make me cry, it means that much to read this
and then my old ass remembers Crystaahhl the FFXIV streamer xD
2:50 That's a pretty relatable reaction.
I love to see Majima when he’s so eccentric in 0 because you get to see him feel/sound like the Majima you find in later games.
02:32 ahh nothing like a protagonist being younger than the player with his shit together living a better and more fulfilling and eventful life than we'll ever dream of to remind us of our existential crisis...
"I'm 26, what I am doing with my life?"
Hello, please to meet you, I'm 28 and I feel attacked by this game. x)
To be fair, Majima was pretty forced to run the cabaret to earn the money; however, I’m horribly attacked by him becoming the manager of five cabaret clubs and running them professionally.
0:43 One-Eyed Slugger thoooooo! I hear just a few seconds of it and I'm hyped up, that theme is so gooood!
My favorite review of Yakuza 0 ive ever seen was simply
"I wish Majima was real"
10/10
Link?
@@zer0_ner034 it was on the steam page so it would be hard to find now
That side quest with the father asking majima to marry her daughter has to be the best and the funniest one in the whole 7 games lmao
"If she won't marry you hell I will"xD
So what we've learned here is that Majima is a tall glass of water and everyone, even in game, is thirsty as hell
Majima: Hey I'm only 24 y'know
me, 27: tf
i need a majima simping compilation
“Majima’s only 24?!”
*Anime*
Aw yes, My 2nd favorite Goro.
You know my favorite goro :)
*Kazuma
kazama is kazuma's daddy
That was the point lol
The pogface she had on for the first UFO catch.
Oh yeah, it's all coming together, Crystaahhl falling for another Goro and shipping him with the absolute OTP😏😂
Crystaahhl should never learn Japanese, it's like 80% puns...
One of my fav games ever can't wait for you to play more
Majima is so amazing Crystal forgot Kiryu's last name 😅
People who played kiwami 1+2:shhhhhh don't tell her that he even became BETTER , crazy but better
absolutly love it
It's ok, I'm 25 and work at a gaming store. At least you have a career
Man, I really love majima
Fixed it :D
@@CrystAAHHL funky fresh
crystal + anything yakuza = garuanteed lols
God I love that description
Oh my god this is great😂
14:46
Look at that sweet smile from our precious boi.
Since Crystahl is into characters named Goro (and to be honest, same. Like, how could you not?), how long till the MK11 Stream? A certain 4 armed beefcake awaits.
Kiryu Kazuma is the protagonist of the game. How can you forget?
3:30 Hey, first try, nice
CrystAAHHL is gonna love Yakuza Like A Dragon
So I'd like to point out that many of the named female characters in the Yakuza series, including Iori, are Japanese porn stars. Researched this for... science. Yeah that's it.
Only in side quests, with some exceptions: Yuki from the Cabaret minigame in 0, and Koyuki from Kiwami 2,also from the Cabaret minigame lol
@@darrylaz3570 Yep you're right. Forgot to mention.
crystahhl teh magic claw machine touch XD
You should see what happens when he goes full Idol
HOLY SHIT you're playing Yakuza 0 asdfhnadslkfjasnf
YES Crystahhhl
And Goro Majima is the OG Goro, tho Akechi comes a close second
she one shot the fucking crane.... she gets my sub and my love for that.
Shame I started binging then when there was only two episodes. Oh well, awaiting the next one!
Who’s surprised?
The SEGA Arcade is life ❤️
The better Goro of course
I mean, he’s managing it as a punishment so really not a reason to feel bad
I never thought.... In my life...... That i would find........ MY KIN!
not gonna lie
i'd go gay for majima
When I first started P5 crystal started P5R, now that I bought Yakuza0 she’s uploading videos of it too OMFG WHAT IS THIS I WANNA SEE THE VIDEOS WITHOUT GETTING SPOILED ON SIDEQUESTS
Pancakes 🥞
Who is kiryu i only know john yakuza
Wait until you get to the after credit scene
..... Really make sure to watch all the credits for the last scene.
just a FYI his first name is Kazuma last name Kiryu probably just mixed it up with the Kazama family hell the original game on PS2 changed Kazama to Fuma for that exact reason haha
damn I'm the same age as Majima lol
At least THIS Majima. 😅
Majima is literally a grandpa now. He’s 54 in Y7, even though he looks MUCH younger than that.
That man does not age
you're right. I have no idea who Kiryu Kazama is...I do, however, know who Kiryu Kazuma is :)
As a Kiryu Stan, I cannot with this title. One for the obvious and the second for how dare you misspell my part of my boi Kiryu's name. It's Kazuma, not Kazama :(
Kazuma is first name. Kiryu is last.
@@andrewchen4872 The Japanese say their last name first and their first name last so yeah.
@@destoroyahofhope4005 doesn't mean your family name is suddenly your first name and vice versa.
@@andrewchen4872 There. Fixed it for you.
@@andrewchen4872 Well, it's the name that comes first
Kiryu KAZAMA isn't anybody....
2:40 You are making funny internet things that make our lives in the flaming dumpster fire that is the modern age a bit more bearable. It is a great and noble thing, and you should be proud of that. Also, if you want to compare yourself to someone, don't, but if you're going to do it anyway choose someone who exists outside the imagination of some madman at SEGA, m'kay?
I'm enjoying these videos but why is it so blurry, it doesn't just look like that on PC does it? Because its not blurry on ps4
She just a mad *banned S word* for the name Goro lets be real here.