Madame Web is Trash
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Jaime, please tell us what products you use on your hair?!? It looks fabulous! ✨️🌟✨️
Get that bag sis
Sexy mustache man's name is Danty? 😍😍😍
If your dog likes it, you know it's good! 🎉
Spider Jaime is the best thing I've ever seen in my life 😂
I was HOWLING when she climbed up the wall! 😂
@@lizzybeary me too 😂😂😂
🎶 Spider-Jaime. Spider-Jaime. Does whatever a Spider-Jaime does. 🎶
Omg same!!!!! How she sprung up from squatting position...then boinged onto roof with her fancy spider moves...I was howling 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Gosh I love this kid lololol she makes me laugh so much 😂😂😂
That was by far the best part of this video, I want more of that!!!
The struggle to get out the line “she woke up blind” made me cackle 😂😂
I choked on my water when she did that 😂
"ben, what are you doing back there?" ... he literally just said he was starting compressions, so i'd imagine he's starting compressions
Such a nitpick. How could she the woman who can see into the future have known?? It's not like he just told her and then started doing what he told her he is about to do. Gosh!
I’d question him too. He’s not saving anyone with those weak sauce compressions.
Maybe Ben is doing his job….😂😂 . I swear, Dakota Jhonson is a horrible actress hahaha
@@cirquelady_8723 i agree ... her acting is very stale
Is this uncle ben
"Its Las Arañas!" In the Jeniffer Coolidge voice 🤣
Lmfao😂😂😂😂 the literal translation not even a dramatic name to describe the spiders 🤣 or type
It's one of the best video highlights 😂
According to Wikipedia, the song Toxic was recorded in 2003 but wasn't released until January 12, 2004. So there is yet another mistake in this movie 🤣
What a mess 😂 these timelines make no sense
Maybe there's a deleted scene of 50 shades having a vision of it and asking Bri-
Unless they just happened to find the album CD, which came out in 2003 and picked out their favorite song that wasn't a single yet 😂😂
@@kaykutcher2103😂😂
The spider man costume reveal😂🤣😂🤣
Just here to say Nick did a great job in his dual roles as Mattress Salesman and Mattress Shopper.
Literally 🔥 where is his Oscar?? 🥇
Absolutely 10/10 😂
That ad was my favorite part of the video, and I LOVED this video
Imagine if your clairvoyant friend just mentioned every single mundane thing just before it happened in order to prove how “knowing” they are? Girl bye. That would be wildly annoying
19:13 The "OH GIVE ME A BREAK!!!" with the hair flip sent me 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
How is her hair dry and her bangs perfectly in place after being underwater for several minutes!?!?!! That's the kind of superpower i want 😤
You can tell it takes place in 2003 because the cars are "pancakey" (as they pass a Blockbuster video store) 🤣🤣
I want to quadruple infinity like this post. Blockbuster was the BEST. 😅😅😅😂
Lmfaoooooo I kinda thought the Blockbuster Video Store was a better inclolision, that the movie was set in the early 2000's.
Yeah that was def a better way to tell when this movie took place lol
I prefer the “pancakey”/boxy cars of yore versus what I call (Merrell) “shoe” cars…every modern bloated folded ass hatchback/crossover monstrosity
@@talloncusack i just want the sexy eclipse back 😢
When I was a kid, I LOVED a movie called “don’t tell mom, the babysitters dead.”
I wore the VHS of this out. We had to get a new one. It has Christina Appleby as a high school senior, who, along with her siblings, is left with a babysitter they don’t think they need. And when the babysitter dies, they take it upon themselves to not report it, but rather take care of themselves.
Please, please do this movie
I loved that movie as well had it on vhs as well must’ve watched it at least 100 times
Appleby???
@@laurencsikistvan6630 Applegate lol
Dishes are done!
Love that movie!!
Nick's silent acting in the sponsor ad sketch was better than everyone in the movie.
Every “EZEKIEL” edit with the dubbed yelling had me crying from the jump.
When you're in the spider suit being read to from the journal... i literally died 😭🤣 tears rolling 🤣🤣🤣
Omg forreal I just about died 🤣
YES YES YES 😂
"Uh huh... 😏 YEP... 😏"
I was crying from laughing so hard my abs were burning 😂😂😂 Need a good stomach workout just watch this scene lmao it's the way Jaime is just squatting there 😂
So good 😂😂😂😂
My favorite 😂
The zipper on the spider suit sent me 😂
Also, as a curly girl, watching your curls get more and more poppin every week is glorious. Your hair looks amazing - so shiny and healthy!
Yes I love her natural look SO MUCH
You had me back to back cracking up with this. I about lost it with another "hackers be like we in". That's my favorite callback you do
80M for that nonsense is WILD. So many good small films could’ve been made instead smh…
agreed; or the studio could've donated all 80M and it still would've been better publicity than this steaming garbage pile
Sydney swimmy 😂😂. Also I like that they just put a grey streak of hair on Ezekiel to signify 30 years of aging lol
He looks great for nearly 60 lol
As someone who lovingly referred to my late dog as ‘diaper a$$ mf’ when I had to start putting him in diapers all the time, you calling your dog ‘this pile of junk’ warmed my heart. 😂
Saaaame. I used to call my late dog a bag of trash. I loved that bag of trash.
@@mycowginger and now they’re being trash bag diaper a$$ mf’s in animal heaven. 🥹
Had me rolling! I came to the comments to see if anyone else appreciated that as much as I did!
you love your pets if you call them babies. you really love your pets if you call them a stinky bastard😂
The added scene of Jaime spalooshing out the webs made me legitimately laugh out loud. That was absolutely fabulous, lol.
"He was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders just before she died." A line so infamous, it was made fun of at the Oscars not even a month after release.
Why are you in the comment section of every video I watch?
Clearly you both have great taste, you’re here 😌
Every time I read that sentence I laugh, no matter what (also I’m still pissed that it wasn’t even in the movie 😭)
Imagine being the writer who came up with that line 💀 I’d want to crawl into a hole
It's in the Honest Trailer about 4 times lol
19:18 - so they made an absolutely accurate facial reconstruction of three perfect strangers without having any actual footage of them and applied additional program to show those people unmasked, and they also show it all on an actual LCD in THE YEAR 2003?! Whoa!
Honestly, the hacker in 2003 using secret NSA tech was so hilariously bad, I didn’t stop laughing the entire movie from secondhand embarrassment
@@breyor1 I thought that laptops in Luc Besson's movie about the 80s were the dumbest thing ever 😆 boy I was wrong 😄
I really appreciate her modern looking monitors, too! Very accurate to the massive bricks that were around in the early 2000's!
Which Luc beson movie? Im drawing a blank. @@darthtepes
I can’t explain precisely why, but, “Why would you sit… on top of my friend?” has had me cackling for the last few minutes. 😅
Thank you for this video! 💖
I love when you edit yourself into scenes. It's always so funny 😂
Ok but actually I'm so grateful that you posted with your reactions of things you didn't get because it just PROVES how these movies aren't built on their own unique stories; they're just a basket of Easter eggs which is so confusing for people who expected this movie to stand on its own two legs. You can make Easter eggs without detracting but a story should stand on its own. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.
Most resonant Ted talk I’ve heard in a while. 100% agree
One of the best Ted Talks I've seen in awhile.
It took your comment for me to finally understand who Ben met…
Cuz his sister-in-law is having Peter Parker… he’s Uncle Ben… he met (Aunt) May.
Ironically I liked morbius for this reason 😂 I didn't feel like I was missing tons of lore. I am a fan of vampire movies though.
You’re right. This movie is garbage.
When Jaime reviews a movie I've never even seen AND it's a movie she doesn't fully understand, I know it's a video I will watch AT LEAST 5 more times this week.
I don't think anyone can understand this movie, but same. She asks the real questions...namely, WHY!
😂
I've watched it 3 times already 🤣 best one yet
17:30 Some agencies schedule paramedics and FFs on Standby, meaning they are technically off duty but could be called in so stay in a certain time radius of the station. If they get super busy, they will call in those on standby.
Mass Casualty Incidents (MCIs) might also trigger calling in additional crews of an agency depending on the estimated size and duration of the incident. Usually MCIs are handled by a mutual aid cascade of calling in units of nearby agencies to help. The duration of incidents are generally short-term, so waiting on a called in crew would unnecessarily delay patient care.
MCIs that will require patient rescue or recovery are more likely to have off duty crews called in since they could take hours to find or manage all the patients.
Some examples are apartment fires, building collapses, a large boat capsize, and multi vehicle Motor Vehicle Crashes (MVCs) with entrapment.
Thank you for actually answering that question, this is really interesting to know!
For the love of God, you have to do a remake of those SNL skits with Chris Farley when he interviews people and just keeps going “remember when you…..?that was cool. Remember when……? That was cool”
You’ve already nailed a good portion of it
Spider Jaime could interview Spider Pig
The Jennifer Coolidge voice while saying “las arañas” is gold.
Also all I can hear during Ben’s god awful chest compressions is Dr. Mike shouting “Chest compressions, chest compressions, Chest compressions!”
Omg yes I was almost waiting for him to materialize and start shouting “chest compressions chest compressions chest compressions!”
A fellow doctor Mike watcher in a Jamie comment section??? I love it
GOLD 😂
OMG 😂😂😂
I thought I was the only one who had that intrusive thought 😂😂
Omg I wish she had edited that in 🤣 I would've been on the fcking floor rolling lmao!
Dakota's acting has me convinced that 50 shades were never meant to be about BDSM but Mr Grey was just trying to see if she was still conscious during their time together 😂
Brooooo I thought it was just me. Like damn is she even alive right now am I watching AI?
@@LowKeyJaded she's terrible! It's painful to watch. She had no interest in doing it she shouldn't have played the part.
So to answer Jaime French’s question that she asked 25:47.
Jaime asked how was Cassie able to rent a room as a wanted fugitive?
I’m no fugitive myself, but I distinctly remember in 2000, when I stayed in a motel in the Los Angeles area, when I payed cash I didn’t have to show id or driver’s license.
Coincidentally enough Madame Web takes place in 2003.
Anyhow times have changed now, you have to show ID now anywhere you stay, however you pay.
In the early 2000 and prior, I believe at a motel, you only needed to show ID, if you’re writing a personal check or paying with a credit card.
That’s what I remember.
Maybe some hotels, but I worked at a Days Inn in the early 2000s in a small town of less than 10,000 people and we had to see IDs with every room rental and even made customers write down their license plate on the room rental slip.
@@amberpry3060 yeah I hear what you’re saying.
I know when I stayed in a hotel in Las Vegas around 2006, I had to show Id, even with paying cash.
See there’s a difference between motel and hotel, of course hotels are more fancier.
Motel is clearly what Cassie and the girls stayed.
@@amberpry3060”maybe some hotels” I mean all you had to do was stop there because you just acknowledged that the person is right. I know you want to show off your Days Inn expertise though 😂
I dont believe in 2003 they can do that, like didnt 9/11 basically made USA more paranoid?
@@lulukulu5489 at airports maybe?
Yes 9/11 made the US more cautious at airports, those who were more trying to get in this country, rather than US citizens who were already living in it staying at Motels.
Honestly, I don’t think that no ID policy paying cash, wasn’t got rid of till 2011 or 2012, I believe in the LA area anyways.
I have to do some research on that.
"Did we have to see the puddle of amniotic fluid??" 😂😂 And Emmas labour noises "AaAaAaHhHhHh"...i paused the video because i was dying from laughter!!😂😂
Uncontrollably laughing while trying to say “she woke up blind” killed me 😂 Why is my humour like this.
Me too!!! 😂😂😂😂
Same here!
My sentiment as well... Yes, I said it like that. In a British accent. Then I laughed. Do it. It's fun. This has been my Not Ted Talk. Thanks.
I want to hear her say she woke up in a. Coma
Overdubbing dialogue is super duper common - like, it happens in every movie you've ever seen - and has been done for forever. It's known as ADR, or Audio Dialogue Replacement. It's usually done when a scene was shot on a noisy location, so anytime you've seen actors at the beach, in Times Square, or anywhere else with a ton of natural noise, there's a SUPER high chance that the audio was redubbed after the fact. You just normally don't notice it as much because of how seamless the audio supervisor makes it. It's not that movies are doing it more often these days, but rather that the people doing it are doing a worse job. For any large superhero franchise, this is probably largely due to the erratic production pipeline, and the ridiculous speed at which people are forced to work.
For sure like the short films and of course music videos (even the spoken dramatic parts) that I’ve been a part of had the video and audio at least somewhat separated.
But this one is just done so bad. Like the voices even sound like different ppl from one sec to another
Or DEI. 😂😂
Watched the ad as you requested and have zero regrets as always. Somehow your ads tend to be so entertaining, you've perfected the youtube ad making art lol
I think it’s their attempt at making Sydney Sweeney “geeky” with a wig and glasses that was the weird choice. It’s too much.
Exactly this! I don’t why they did that with her
Plus shes played too many adult roles lately like thats a grown ass woman in a school girl getup haha
They were trying to hide her melons and make her look like a 14 year old.
the sweenie issue is THE LEAST of this movies problems hahha
literally why the wig
Don’t disrespect trash, Jaime. My cooking is trash but it’s not that bad. Madame Web was a kick to my ovaries followed by setting my hair on fire.
Lmao!!! Wtf does this comment even mean?😅
@@Falconer22 hahaha! drrruggggs😜
😂😂 Not the ovaries, girl. And your hair? Madame Web out here preventing pregnancy and ruining date night.
I have no idea what this comment means and i love it
Oh, no! Not the ovaries and your hair! Madame Web out here preventing babies and cute hair. She’s got to go. 😂😂
My wife’s been waking around the house for the last two weeks going “you see it! You SEE IT!”
Your editing is pure genius
Don't beat yourself up about "not knowing a thing about casting," after all, you cast Nick in that ad and he totally nailed it. I'm not sure I can even picture anyone else playing his parts.
Her bestest decision ever 😂
Absolutely. He NAILED that shit. Great casting Jaime. Your hubby deserves an Oscar!!
I thought he was going to walk out with a floor mat...
Love the "who took this picture?" I have always been too sensitive to those kinds of inconsistencies, and it's maddening.
32:20 I was waaaaiting for her to make a Christian Grey joke😭😭😭
I always watch these when I'm really tired/sad/just not feeling amazing. I was travelling overseas for work (just got back today) and binged watched sooo many of these vids... you give me so much comfort
Cassie(Dakota) is giving me Kristen Stewart's Bella Swan acting lol
Fun fact: Dakota played Anastasia Steele in *Fifty Shades of Grey*
*Fifty Shades of Grey* started off as Twilight fan fiction, where Edward and Bella had the BDSM relationship.
It's no surprise Dakota gives you Bella Swan awkward vibes
@@majestical15 That makes so much sense! lol Thanks for the fact :)
@@Dominique129 you're welcome 😊
@@majestical15 wow I always thought it was a Secretary rip off
She didn't wanna be in the movie, in interviews its so ridiculously obvious how bad it was. Its srsly so funny watching her talk abt the movie, she didnt even know what the mogve was about. ion think she even tried on this movie🤣
I lost it when Spider-Jaime climbed the building 😂😂😂
"The ancient time of 1973." At this point in time, it's an almost unironically accurate description of the 70s...
Love your videos!!! 🎉 so glad I found you on CZcams. Going through all your older content and you’re amazing! 💖
My friends and I are constantly "where's my spider? They took my spider". 😐 Lolol
She holds a Pepsi can in at least two different scenes, yet she never opens either of them.
VERY awkward Product Placement. 😆
My absolute FAVORITE part of your account is your movie reviews! All the way back from makeup and movies! Please please please keep doing these! ♥️
The cheeky bottoms on Jaime’s rented Spider-Man suit is the best part of this whole video 😭🤣🤣🤣
Dakota’s line delivery cracks me up. I know she read that script and immediately knew how bad it was so she decided to make it as funny as possible lol.
That's how she always sounds
Girl you just saved me from misery at the movie theater and I'm grateful. Thank you for taking one for the team constantly
Yes so much better to hate-watch it with movie buddy Jaime 😁
I love your content! I don’t follow many, but I always get a kick out of your videos!
Thanks to you asking so nicely, this is the first ad I've watched voluntarily in months 🥰
I was surprised to learn that Sydney Sweeney's character is supposed to only be 14 years old. 🤯She looks her age, no matter how much they try to pass her off as being younger.
14?! 😂😂 on what planet
Oh you mean the school girl outfit didn’t do the trick? 😵💫🥴
@@Rainlichen ew I hate that those clothes get made sensual 😭
The obsession with forcing Sydney Sweeney to be a sexy child
Yea and that schoolgirl skirt is way too short for an actual school uniform right??😂 we don’t have uniforms in my country but I feel like Christian America wouldn’t send their 14yo daughters to school in mini skirts and bare legs 😂
This has got to be your funniest commentary yet: the labor pain cries have me in tears.
Ok maybe I’m just a weirdo but I found the labor pain sounds to be the most realistic thing about this entire movie… 😂 I feel like I sounded similar when in labor lol most movies have like loud screaming/ shouting/cursing but I was just like quiet ish ly moaning
@@skoontz4153 I meant Jaime’s, not the ones in the movie.
This video was soooooo good! Thank you Jaime! ❤
Loved the Bridesmaids reference when she "met the dolphin down there and it looked into her soul."
“I’m saving you, Cassie” 😂
Yesssssss!
This movie doesn't make any sense, so for a moment I thought it really was what happened in the movie 😂
Another issue with this movie is, How did baby Cassandra get the spider powers that fast? Like the spider bit the mother, and then she gives birth immediately. Is that even enough time to go through the mother’s whole system -enough to change her DNA-, **and** go through to the baby right as she being born?
But, the spider powers don’t affect Cassandra until 30 **years** later..?
It takes minutes for a substance in a mothers blood to reach the baby
Also powers for most mutants don’t appear until around puberty or after specific trauma in the marvel universe even if they get them earlier
Whatever the mother consumes is available for the infant within minutes of entering the bloodstream. Its perfectly plausible for venom to enter her baby minutes before the baby was born
Maybe I’m missing something, but why couldn’t the spider just bite…the baby?
In the clip, it’s just too quickly for anything to be shared between mother and infant. Especially because the baby magically doesn’t have an umbilical cord connection with her mom, which isn’t how this works, non of this is how anything works.
Your reviews make my day lmao love your cut scenes 😆🤣
You killed me with the spider web move & the kicks 😂 you’re so funny! Love you gurl! Big hugs from cali! Xoxo
Could doctors even diagnose unborn babies like that back in 1973?
I was wondering the same
I guess they must be able to if they can assume that they aren't alive in the womb
Honestly no. Not really. Ultrasounds weren't even really a thing.Then and really the only indication that something was wrong is if they were measuring your belly abnormally. But there's honestly no way they could have actually diagnosed the child without some sort Of testing and i'm not sure they even did testing on wombs like that back then.
idk but fetuses don't get myasthenia gravis-- babies can get it transiently after birth if the mother has it but it's not like a death sentence! idk who did their medical consulting for this movie but it sucked
@@elliehutchison458I have myasthenia Gravis and have had babies and this is correct (your comment not the movie)
'Who brought a giraffe?'. Killed me. Lol
All of the guesses for what the original lines were killed me! "Carol Baskins is really pretty" had me dying 😂
@@jordantaylor-reyes3346 That was pretty good too! Lol
I love your movie reviews, keep doing them! I’ve missed them!
Hi Jaime, I hardly ever comment on CZcams, but I love LOVE LOVE your videos! You are awesome! I love your sense of humor and your videos are my comfort go-to everytime.. Please never stop posting ♥
Ben is... uncle Ben, so presumably he met Aunt May.
Ohhhhhh
They meet in 2003??? Didn’t the first Spider-Man take place in 02?
@jackiemau4372 This would fall into the timeline of Tom Holland's Peter Parker, actually not Toby Maguire's! If we're going based on math alone, there's no confirmation this is an MCU film, though, so it's really all up for interpretation.
@alioh7615 LOL, don't worry. I watched the movie in theaters and had a very vocal aha! Moment. I said "Ohhhhh Uncle Ben" aloud, and numerous people said what you said. You were not the only one who didn't catch it!
Would that make the baby Peter Parker?
Ben freaking out about labor after his calm demeanor in crazy situations is the most realistic part of the movie😂
The ad killed me... 😂 I love Jaime's ads, and having Nick in this one made it even more amazing. ❤
You literally have me rolling. I'm so glad I found your channel!!
You’re in for a treat because her videos are freaking hilarious 😂 I don’t often laugh out loud when I’m watching CZcams videos but I do when I watch hers lol.
Hi Jaime! here's some FACTS ABOUT THE OG MADAME WEB: I did some research on her character before the movie came out, and Cassandra is actually blind for her whole life, it doesn't just happen after an accident. I don't exactly know when her myasthenia gravis sets in, but it's common in your 50s. She is eventually hooked up to a life support system (that looks like spider webs) by her husband Jonathan to keep her alive. She's still very powerful, but her body is weak. Eventually she can do a bunch of cool stuff, but I was really disappointed that the writers for this movie didn't take the opportunity to showcase a powerful female lead who had to overcome and master her disabilities she had since birth. It would have been so cool if they actually cast a blind woman, or written it in a way to be an empowering voice for people with disabilities, but they didn't.
LOVE your videos so much Jaime! Thanks for keeping it real! ❤
Oh my goodness this bums me out they didn't take advantage of that. Actually having her blind or partially blind in the story would have been a wayyyyy better story arch. Then she would not have to have unexplained "premonitions" but actually just heightened senses due to her blindness. The bad writing is failing these actors. Maybe she could have had a "normal" job that somehow highlighted the blindness as an advantage like she was a really good interrogator or something because she listened so well and could imagine what happened in a crime in a very detailed way . Then she realizes she's actually having visions that are truthful because she says something about evidence there's no way she could know about. Maybe even a scene where she's visiting an eye doctor and she has a bad prognosis but then she starts doing better at her job. (Worsening eyesight brings more clairvoyance instead of injury at the end). I dunno. Literally anything would have been better.
These so called writers should never work again
Wow it actually sounds so interesting! Her name is already obviously a ref to the Cassandra from Ilad and Odyssey, but blind people were also often attributed premonition powers in various part of the planet during history. So it's all well though and coherent. A female character with this kind of struggles and with capacities that can help her compasate for them would have been interesting to watch.
The reality of disability isn't so rosy, so most disabled folk don't tend to like films that make disabilities something to "fix" or "cure" or "overcome". It's abled people who like those stories because it makes them feel better.
@@ponzfantasmical5715True but I think there could be an interesting balance. She can get better with the clairvoyance, but maybe it’s a bit grey and blurred. Or it’s like ppl with aphasia. She knows what will happen but she can’t visually picture it all in her head. Feelings, sounds/dialogue, and physical sensations can still make for an informative premonition, but she still has to adapt to blindness. Then different accessibility options could be explored, and maybe we see her go through a couple systems/devices that don’t work before she finds something that does.
Hello! Child of former paramedics here. Yes, paramedics do get called in when they're off duty. They don't ask for specific people, but sometimes a call will come across their scanner announcing they need all available medics to such and such location. I love your videos! Keep up the good work! ❤
The inserts of Spidey Jaime are fcking *chefs kiss* 😂 I would watch that movie so hard.
I also did not pick up on the Emma Roberts character being Peter Parker’s mom 😂😂😂
This movie really should have been about the three Spiderwomen becoming the heroes they were destined to become. Instead, they're running away for almost the entire movie. It's a pity, because Sydney Sweeney, Celeste O'Connor and Isabela Merced had great onscreen chemistry.
I have a feeling that movie is otw, marvel don’t quit lol
@@starfish976According to an interview this isn’t a marvel movie it’s just in the marvel universe. Which is why Dakota Johnson was so upset about it. But she had already signed the contract so she had to do her best but her heart def wasn’t in it lol
Exactly. I honestly didn't hate the movie (albeit after going in with the lowest of expectations) and I actually enjoyed bits of it. But ultimately, who greenlights a movie pitch that is essentially "It's a movie about three superheroes before they get any powers so they spend the entire movie running away, whilst being protected by another hero, but who's only power is a mostly passive one."
The laughter near the end when she woke up blind had me rollingggg 😅 Please do every bad movie review slap happy now 😂
Sometimes I just come to this Chanel to watch her nose as it flare during the speech it’s just so refreshing and helps me get to sleep at night but I haven’t been having sleep issues lately so it just feels weird to watch the nose but next time I need an ambien will be back thank you ttyl
I have been able to notice the audio difference when it’s added in post since before I had the vocabulary or understanding of what it was 😭😭
Me too and I would always try and point it out to everyone else and most people didn't know what I was talking about. Even if it's not an obvious difference in the actual audio I could just tell the lines weren't said "in person". It just didn't feel right. This was 20 years ago when I was about 15.
Yeah, I can remember being a kid and asking why one part sounds different from another and my parents never understood what I was talking about.
The way I can remember putting it is “this part sounds like a movie and this part sounds like a cartoon”.
They had no earthly idea what I meant.
I still don’t know if they couldn’t hear it or if I simply didn’t have the words to explain it, and by the time I did I wasn’t asking them about it.
It always sounds a little bit off no matter what
Honestly, I didn't realize that some people can't tell the difference. It seems so obvious to me and I hate it.
@@BohoAstronaut yes exactly!!
Jaime, I just need you to know if you ever think your constant Adam Sandler movie references go unnoticed, they don't. I notice and appreciate them all. They are like magical rays of sunshine that come down when I'm feeling blue.
I laughed so hard I cried during this 😂. Thank you for the ab workout! Your facial expressions and commentary during this one are perfection 😅
Great content as always! I really enjoy your videos, they always makes me feel cheerful and light hearted:)
So I know this wasn't your intention, but as an old Mum of a whole brood of grown up boys, (except the baby lol) I rather like these superhero movies, having many years under my belt watching them, and want to check this out now! The audio is a shame, but now I know what to expect. It looks pretty good to be honest, and this is right up the hubby's alley. So thanks very much, I would have never heard of this otherwise not being a big tv watcher.
Blessings and best wishes to you & yours!
your bashful self-roasting but also acceptance has made my day
I used to be OBSESSED with Elizabethtown and if you did a review of that I would SCREAM
Same !!!
Saaame!! As soon as she mentioned it I so hoped she would make a review
please!!!!!???
Me too
Yaaaaaaaaaaas
I started hearing changes in audio after I started watching your videos. So thanks for that 😂😂😂
I've watched you're videos for a minute now! And I can catch when they aren't talking too. Thank you ny queen 👑😢😅😂😊
Literally just sat down about to eat nuggies, "What to watch? Hmmm I could rewatch Jamie's last video... It was pretty good." *Realizes there's a new video.* "Already? Getting some extra sauce for this then."
Spanish teacher here! "Las arañas" literally just means "the spiders" 😆
2 months on duolingo and I knew that. Why couldn't they come up with something better
You might think it's a long movie review but I feel like it was over to fast. Your videos never have a dull moment, even the ads you do are hilarious. I love all your content and I haven't been able to watch as much as normally do so I'm getting a few snacks and and I'm going to binge watch for as long as I can until I fall out lol.
I've seen alot of your videos and I love them, your hilarious thanks for the laughs... I could definitely see you being in movies but only if they let you act the way you are... love it... keep it up.
“Spider jump! Venom kick! HyaaahhHHHH!” My ab hurts from laughing. Thank you.
Fun fact: In the Netherlands, you can volunteer to learn CPR and get an automatic notification when someone near your location is suffering a heart attack. This way, the patient can be helped within minutes. Lots of people in the medical field volunteer for this. So, in that case, the scene where everyone gets called on duty could actually happen. 😁
That's awesome!
Given how quickly people need CPR, I can't imagine how that helps...but as someone who's never worked in the medical field and has been required to learn CPR nearly every year of my life, I'm surprised when people don't know how to do it
Jaime, I love you x) Watching your videos is one of my favorite way of watching movies x)
Thank you for taking one for the team 😂😂😂 glad I could get the laughs without losing two hours of my life
"26 year old teenagers" 😂 and yes queen "I'm glad he's single because I'm going to climb that like a tree." I know!
Whatttt...36 year old shoshanna is a hacker now?! I need a whole movie about THAT.
Your lip combo is literally the most perfect thing ever 😍
You are soo fukking funny,with that dry sense of humour and the face to match, (a positive) you really make my day when I watch your videos.
I’m almost 57 (may - Taurus) 🙃.
Don’t stop,sweetheart…you are way too clever to not attract attention from blood - suckers…roll your eyes - whatever, iLOVE your videos, and appreciate how much of yourself you put out there.
Thank you.
No, I’m not a crazy fan.
I’ll be 57 in may, and I really love/appreciate your videos.
Thank you, Kelley inCT, USA
This movie is so iconic but for all the wrong reasons😭 And Dakota firing her agent right after the trailer came out was hilarious (and probably deserved.) Also, I feel like (most) of this movie’s visuals are gorgeous. Wasted potential
Dakota gets so unlucky with how often she's cast in trash movies. But she makes them bearable 🤣
@@AccidentallyOnPurposehonestly, she’s hilarious, because you can tell she knows how bad they are, and she always sounds like she’s saying her lines ironically
@@AccidentallyOnPurposeShe's been in a bunch of great indie films. She just needs to stay away from big-studio fare, which I think is her plan.
I feel like it could have been such a cool movie
Well to be fair, theres only like 2 good movies every year these days.
oh my god the whole journal scene and you in the spider suit 😭 i am dying LMAOOO