EVERYTHING Wrong w/ Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker!
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We basically recall the ENTIRE Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker film from memory in order to debate and discuss all the Spoilers, Plotholes, Mcguffins and Elements that just didn't work - along with those that DID work! Get strapped in, its our longest video ever!
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“Who are you”
“Rey”
“Rey who”
Rey looks to the distance to see Luke and Leia and the gives a little smirk on her face as she opens her mouth and says...
“Rey’d Shadow Legends. With over 16 million downloads, Raid shadow legends is free, turn based game with over 400 characters to collect. The devs add 16 champions each month and are constantly updating the game.”
this is gold oh my god
Lmfaoooo
😂
It's sad that I've played it, and I grew to like it. xD
Dude this got me 😂
When Rey “died” a kid in the theatre near me said out loud “finally”
LMAO
Hahaha, awesome..
IM CRI
LOL
Diego Lavera LOL
Interviewer: "Why is she so powerful?" Director: "Yeah, spooky right?" No. No it's not.
It is spooky, cause it’s so shit lmao
Shitty*
More frustrating than spooky
I'm convinced JJ Abrams made everything up he said in interviews as he was going along.
Saying it was intentionally done that way, okay so they intentionally wrote a shit boring as fuck character with no arc or growth just to have an even shittier pay off?
Nah, we all know they just didn't plan anything and they just won't admit it.
@@Jordo246 He said her arc was being extremely powerful, but struggling to find her place in the world, yet she finds her place in the first half of the first movie of the trilogy
Can we just appreciate how Alex remembered the entire movie scene by scene
That's his curse, forced to perfectly remember this movie to the end of his days
@@felipeguidolin1055 what a horrible fate
I mean it’s always easier to remember painful events
@Nunya Bidnezz thanks 👍
Alex always has this beautiful "dissappointed mom" face. Like it's scary accurate
the healing....Anakin literally turned to the dark side specifically to learn the dark arts of manipulating life force to save his wife. Rey learns that shit in 60 seconds.
Fuck man I hate it here
It completely invalidates Anakin's turn to the dark side.
Her being able to suddenly do all that crazy shit practically broke the plot.
Thank you .
Cause shes a palpatine
Calls herself a Skywalker, never lost a limb.
I think her actually DYING was her limb LOL
Willi Morris and then she came back a few minutes later good as new...
She literally never had a wound in the entire disney trilogy.
@@captainobvious4556 Her arm got cut in TLJ during the throne room fight
She never had a brain
Didn’t Daisy Ridley confirm in a recent interview that JJ kept bouncing around with different ideas of Rey being a Palpatine, a Skywalker, a Kenobi, or just Rey Nobody, confirming that they never had a clear vision of Rey’s ultimate identity as a Palpatine?
Yes YES i mean with the mess that this trilogy was it was obvious
I think she was originally a Kenobi. But TLJ ruined that.
yep
She did
@@A_CZcams_Commenter Yeah Ruin Johnson told J.J. to change his movie (Episode 7), so it could fit Ruin Johnson's movie (Episode 8).
Qui gon: I’m gonna die
Obi: Let me force heal you
You made me hate this shit even more
Darth Vader: I am decrepid and am goin to die from lava.
Palpatine: Ay lemme force heal you
@@zimminati6002 Padme: I am going to die from maybe a broken heart.
Soon to be Darth Vader: Nay, Lass. Lemmi force heal you real quick.
These aholes sneaked that shit into mando to justify that crap.
Vader fuckin dies
Luke: lemmie force heal u
Finn's character arc in the trilogy
The Force Awakens - Rey!!
The Last Jedi - Reeyyy!!!
The Rise of Skywalker - Reeeyyyyyyy!!!!
and then she makes out with Crylo.
Another series bending the knee for fan-fiction BS, hate this shit so much.
It's so sad, but it's true, this was Finn's character arc.
@@Factboy12 Agreed, Finn could of been a great character, instead his only propose was to scream Reeeeyyyy! He should have been an inconic character, but KK wouldn't let anyone steal Rey's spotlight.
Disney cant help turning every black character into a token while preaching diversity and counting dollas
This the most accurate description of Finn ever.
Poor Anakin, Rey buries his lightsaber in sand
The irony is not lost on us. Fuck Disney, and fuck that wretched human excrement kathleen kenedy. Wheres that kenedy curse when u need it ?
@@papaemeritusii7039 I gave up on Star Wars as well, but are you seriously wishing death on someone over movies? You are the real human trash here, people like you are worse than everyone that contributed to the failure of Star Wars, you are the result of it.
@@ksng767 To be fair the movies stopped some people from suicide and helped them in ways you couldnt imagine, let alone the cultural impact and morals that promote freedom and values that go beyond culture. Wierd how that works i guess. But yea she shouldnt die she should just get handicapped for the rest of her life. And believe me the movie is utter trash and it hurts the world more than you think wich is why it got sabotaged so fucking hard by god knows wich evil people. Go take some studies on cultural clashes and the importance of cinema in shaping and evolving worldwide culture.
How did she even fix it? It was broken in two the last film. What was the point of breaking it just to have it be brand new again?
And why didn't she just find Luke's green bladed lightsaber? Instead of trying to shoehorrn in Leia being a Jedi dropout.
KS Ng who did he wish death on you little spazz I’d say you’re the garbage for having a typical little bitch reaction to something someone says.
I like Han's appearance and all, but I think Anakin's ghost would've been much better. Having Kylo's idol tell him that what he's been doing is wrong would've really ensured his turn to the light.
I like that idea but it would leave even more questions such as why would Anakin never appear until now when he could have intervened during his training with Luke, when he was channeling him in TFA or when Ren goes to the salt planet in TLJ. I still like the idea though it would be hard to find the right spot and dialog to make it work.
@@DANRYX I get your argument. But the fact is you're not payed to do movies. They are. It's their job to answer those questions not ours. And I could even come up with ways
@@DANRYX Easy to fix problems with good writing. They could have added to the lore, make Anakin´s force ghost appear and make him say something like, he just has enough force power left inside him, that he can only show himself one last time, because he died so long ago. So he saved it for this important moment. Or maybe come up with something even better, I don´t know. I´m not even a good writer, I would say, I suck at writing. But even I could come up with at least two or three different ideas to improve on basically every single plot hole, that this movie has on the spot!
And to you, @Sacredheals TV :
What a shitty point, you´re making! "We´re not paid to do movies, they are" Ok,... BY WHOM??
Exactly! BY US MOVIEGOERS! So they better come up with stuff, that´s compelling AND makes sense! NOTHING in this whole trilogy makes any god damn sense and this movie was by far the worst offender. Maybe it is not our job, but it is our right, to explain, how to do better and given what huge of a fuck-up this whole thing was from Disney, I even think, it is our god damn DUTY to show them, how to make it better!
Too many ghosts appearance. Ghost Skywalker lifting his x wing out of water , is too much . In star wars movies wrecked spaceships are still operational
@@tunkunrunk Oh there were so many things in this movie, that felt like "too much" for me. Luke lifting the X-wing is just one of them. Already him catching the lightsaber was so fucking stupid... EVERYTHING in this film was so fucking stupid basically. I can think of EXACTLY ONE moment, that I liked. And THAT´S IT!
(The moment where the spy is revealed and then Poe´s response "I KNEW it!!". That was cool, that was funny, I liked it....)
Me: "Rey is op."
JJ: "Spooky right?"
Me: "You misspelled stupid."
Rey : *Heals any wound possible*
Anakin's Force Ghost: "Wow."
Ben: *Brings his loved one back to life without any training*
Anakin's Force Ghost: "Wooooooooooooooow."
😂😂😂
😂 should have way more likes
Anakin is definitely force rolling in his force grave.
Anakin: Nooooooo!
Lmao.
Disney: Doesn't bring back Luke or Anakin
Fans: Awww
This whole trilogy is just Rey taking everything from Luke. His sword, powers, home, name... like wtf
MeowCore Ben should have inherited that when he was redeemed
Holy shit you’re right
Cant call him Ben Skywalker or else you are taking something from the extended universe and we know how Emperor Mickey feels about those books
Esoteric occultism. She steals his legacy and claims it as her own.
MeowCore Batwoman 😂
The BIGGEST ball drop throughout the entire trilogy is the Finn character....they had such a unique Character in A brainwashed stormtrooper who was force sensitivity awakens during a massacre....a star wars movie led by a man who was emotionally confused and conflicted by his light side and his experience in the order knowing that the other stormtroopers are basically brainwashed kids and people trained to be soldiers...that storyline could've been amazing
We had something close to that its called dark forces/jedi knight
Definitely not the biggest ball drop, not even close but yes they ruined the character.
@@HungryHipster I strongly disagree the biggest ball drop......everything else in the trilogy is kinda rinse and repeat or simply fall short with everything else which is what most expected.....Finn's character however or his potential represented something truly fresh and unique for the franchise this proven by the trailers of the first movie Finn was the attraction the main character this stormtrooper with the "iconic" bloody helmet has left the order and is now on a journey to become a new jedi? Hell yea...but not only did we not get that falling for a bait and switch but the first movie was simply a remake of the OG star wars. To add to the insult they basically drugged his character through the mud of irrelevance as the franchise continued..
@@mtarrence16 I can respect your feelings and opinions. In regards to ball dropping I will give you an example of why I feel differently, changing directors and essentially the story by which the next producer can go there own direction which Johnson did in the second film which by the way ruined alot of stories direction and definitely screwed over Finns arc. That alone is a bigger ball drop because with out a story or vision for a character makes the character irrelevant essentially . For me personally what they did with the lore of it all was a collosal failure and very very disrespectful to the fans who buy there merchandise read the novels, books , comics. Etc. I could go on but I'm to tired. Even though Finn isn't really a fan favourite for everybody overall, I thought he could of been way more interesting to say the least.
@@HungryHipster I understand were your coming from here and I must agree with majority of your statement but my thing is yeah relaying on the troupes and nostalgia of a beloved series to gain fan favor and failing is bad and the changing of directors hurt the trilogy badly but what's worse is Having created new life for the franchise from the Beginning and using a bait & switch to hook in fans, Having a new perspective of the lore only to sacrifice it for the old, and trashing a chance to branch out from the Skywalker lore.....why is finn's missed potential the worse ball drop? Because tho I understand your point the fact is those directors still had the opportunity to bring their story to life whether good or bad you saw the end product Finn's potential will never see that same respect. Essentially his character went from being just as important if not more than Ray and Kylo Ren (I'm pretty sure I said his name wrong lmao!) To becoming a joke character like JAR JAR and his story irrelevant
I've definitely seen this more times than I've seen the actual movie.
I haven't even seen movie, but seen this multiple times
I thought I was the only one I watch this to go to sleep prolly watched it like 50 times tbh
@@alkeron598 I watch those 9 hour "EFAP" star wars videos when I go to sleep lol.....they're still playing even when I wake up
@@TomTomTom87 Same here. I´ve even watched the order #66 EFAP that goes 12 hours multiple times all the way through. With some interruptions maybe.
BUT: I did also try to watch Rise of Skywalker! 3 times total! I could NEVER finish watching it. Either too much cringe or I was rolling my eyes or felt intellectually insulted....
That almost happens never to me, that I just can´t watch a full movie! (Off the top of my head, I can think of only two other movies, I INTENDED to watch, but couldn´t ever finish: Transformers 2 and Full Metal Jacket)
I watched shit like A Serbian Film or Braindead. I couldn´t finish watching Rise of Skywalker......
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Disney: "This is a wayfinder."
Star Wars Fans: "No that's a sith holocron."
I really thought they would introduce holocrons
Yess
@@AgentActive They introduced holocrons in Jedi Fallen Order.. dunno why it's not in the movie. Just another example of the film studio not collaborating and keeping up with cannon in the extended universe..
THANK YOU!! THE whole time I was omg that's a damn holocron just say it is why change the name of allll the BS in this movie they had to add a little more diarrhea and call it a wayfinder of whatever. Good lord this trilogy
Ehh... arent most with holocrons hidden information. A way finder is essentially a GPS
Palpatine: strike me down and I win
Rey: kills him with lightning
Palpatine: oh no I lose
He killed himself technically
@@AdamG1983 Rey used lightning.
No, not at all, in fact Palpatine shouldn't had died, and it's all due to stupidity. Would you say that the Emperor's lightning blast, in this case, was an EMP blast (well, at least similar to one)? Did you notice ANYBODY dying from his blast? No. Why? BECAUSE EMP'S DON'T KILL PEOPLE. They didn't kill a single alliance person, nor damage the ships in any way, save it knocked out their electronics, which is partly what EMP's do. So, the force bounce off Rey's sabers shouldn't have even scratched him. For once, boys and girls, the Emperor going into a frenzied attack he cannot pull out of, MAKES PERFECT SENSE, BECAUSE IT WAS incapable of hurting him in the least (except if he had a pacemaker, and even then, the pacemaker would had stopped long before Rey got close, since the EMP effect presumably takes place from the point of firing onwards.
So now I hear you say, well certainly he changed his method of attack and resorted back to his killer lightning we saw in ROTJ. No. Because he never stopped firing (and IIRC, the alliance computers didn't come back up until the Emperor died), plus if he did change, he would have to cease the EMP blasting, then start up the other lightning, and he never did that. What's more, the killer lightning looks much different coming out of the hands, as it spreads to lightning form almost immediately. These EMP blasts went out as solid blasts for quite a while before they spread in a more familiar lightning pattern. These people were so stupid, seriously. Just to prove it even more, how do you stop an EMP blast from effecting the Final order's fleet as well? You can't, yet he did. This is because EMP's don't directly attack just certain ships or homes, they attack an entire area. The only leg you could stand on as far as that goes, is to think the two fleets hadn't intermingled at all. I guess you could also say this EMP style effect, doesn't work in quite the same way to achieve electronics hits, but the point is that EMP blasts do not harm life itself, and as the alliance didn't lose a single scratch due to it, then obviously it has the characteristics of not being able to harm life in any form just like an EMP, meaning, the Emperor got ripped off here, BADLY.
And then insult of insults, we're told the fleet can't evacuate, or maneuver at all, due to some command control nonsense they made up. Wow, throughout all of humanity and it's wars, it is often the opposite is the case, because often losing command will actually see guys, whether in panic or not, LEAVE to just get away, or to shorten their lines of communications and also to more quickly have reinforcements get to their area if any are coming. This is just blatantly embarrassing how lame they were about the most basic things. They didn't have a clue. They would have been FAR better served to claim the Final Order never retreats, or surrenders, but no. It's such a dumb movie and the worst of the entire SW universe.
Even tho it didn’t matter. The worst part is that Palpatine told Rey his plan about her killing him. Why? Rey would’ve definitely killed him quick if he hadn’t told Rey his plan. I mean he’s a political master mind and Sith Lord. He shouldn’t be acting like a fucking b-list James Bond villain. XD
@@siddaslothman2273 Cause his actual plan was to drain the power of Rey and Ben's force bond, or at least the movie wants us to believe.
The worst part about this movie is that the ENTIRE PLOT: every planet they visit, every mcguffin they find, and every story beat; takes place within 16 HOURS. Early in the film they put forth a time limit on the Palpatine's plot. "We only have 16 hours to defeat the First Order or they will unleash the MEGA ULTRA DEATH RAYS on every planet in the system." Also the entire first 2 movies happen over the course of a WEEK. Or to put it another way: Monday Rey is on Jakku selling garbage, and by Friday Snoke is dead, the super death star is destroyed, and Rey has beaten Kylo TWICE. 1 year time skip between movie 2 and 3, then the entire final film happens in less than a single DAY's worth of time... So what we actually get to see on screen is LITERALLY LESS THAN A WEEK AND A HALF OF ACTUAL IN UNIVERSE TIME PASSING!!!
Massively underrated comment
That and also it is just pure garbage in every conceivable sense.
What I learned from this whole thing is that JJ Abrams is all talk, no actual skill or knowledge. He CLEARLY faked it till he made it.
"Jar Jar is the key to all of this." George Lucas lmao
Which should have turned into having Darth Jar Jar as the main villain for the sequel movies.
@@user-uy1rg8td1v would’ve been a much more original protagonist imo than darth Ren and clone of palpatine
Ironic jar jar is most like disney of all characters.
the sequels make jar jar looking like the greatest character ever
It'd have been fucking hilarious if they revealed that Jar Jar was really Darth Plagueis
Rey gets 2 lightsabers and doesn't make a double blade? She fights with a staff for god's sake
@jocaguz18 yes because that would be the problem in a fantasy film that has the biggest plot holes of all time
jocaguz18 wtf are you talking about? Not the whole staff would be a lightsaber, only the end parts.
I think they meant that with a staff, you can safely hold it wherever on the entire thing , unlike a double saber, you can only hold it at the handle, the middle.
Her own yellow one could be, it's integrated into her staff
I'm gonna assume they're nothing alike.. but it doesn't really matter, she could've used it and she'd probably be an expert with it like she is with everything else.
The original characters lived depressing lives after Return of the Jed and were killed off fighting the same exact conflict. These movies made their deaths pointless. This movie makes Anakin look insignificant even though he was the one prophesied to finally bring balance to the Force.
Borsalino Kizaru these movies made all of Star Wars pointless
Shpuld have gone with the Yuzhong Vong invasion storyline
Thats right, cos disney sucks
Haku infinite yep agree with all of that. And the funny thing is that force healing is only one of 10+ things so wrong about this film
@Haku infinite force healing has been a thing in legends and during the Old Republic days. How anyone at this age learned it is beyond me. Baby Yoda knows force heal but that can make sense considering the mystery of his race. All we know so far is that Yoda's race naturally has a strong connection with the force and that they are born with strong force abilities. Also they live really long lives. Other than that nothing.
I'll never forget my experience with this film. We were at Czech premiere of it with 6 friends, I was at the end of our group next to a hardcore SW fan, Jedi outfit complete with shoes, lightsaber and everything. We ended the movie face in hands and we exchanged that "WTF have they done to our beloved franchise?!" Never before or since have I had such a connection to a complete stranger...so at least that is a good thing about this movie
C3PO: I can’t translate because of Republic protocol
Anakin: Let me update him so he can’t read sith writing according to Republic code when the republic doesn’t exist on tattooine which is explained it the movie
Perhaps some of the most important parts of C-3PO were pre-made scrap that came with those protocols that little Anakin stole from a garage sale or something?
I don’t know man. Trying to explain away these plot holes is like trying to deep clean the Ganga River.
What? This was a galaxy wide protocol as during Palpatine time, an update if you will
@@V_2077 I didn’t know that at the time, that was 2 years ago lol, since then I’ve read every book
@@myst_desendant8876 One month later I don't even remember if what I said is true xD
Rey was hella disrespectful. Burying Anakin’s saber in the sand, we all know he hates sand
It...gets...everywhere........
Okay I disliked this comment till the end lmao.
*echoes in the far distance*
I h a t e s a n d . . .
That trilogy still had more payoff than this one
Borsalino Kizaru is it bad that the only Star Wars property I ever fell in love with was the Clone Wars TV Show. I only watch 1-6 like four years ago so maybe I don’t have the nostalgia but Clone Wars Anakin and Ashoka will always be my favorite Star Wars characters
@@jaredAkyaw dude, i love the prequel trilogy based off that tv show alone. Easily made it all worth it. Heck, it skyrocketed my love for anakin.
Thanks for giving constructive critism to my fanfic! It means a lot
savage.
Music Lover I see your the original but I’m the improved clone #21 lmao 😂
@@adamquery7048 stop being so mean i think its his first time writing
Literally
@@adamquery7048 why are u mad?
Anakin: I Need Him
Mace: I can teach you Force healing and toss me your light saber so I can do a cross.
Palpatine: Dies
Credits: Written and Directed by George Lucas
What pissed me off is kylo killed his father han to prove his darkside allegiance but then later turns to the light and kills snoke. Hans life was pretty much a waste. 😢 I hate rey.
I think the end of the movie would have been a lot better if Rey dies killing the Emperor, Kylo climbs back up, mourns, then HE goes to Lukes farm, and he carries on the Jedi order and the skywalker name... since you know, he IS a skywalker.
I agree
Rey taking the Skywalker name is like if my 2nd cousin took my last name instead of his parents.
Didn't bother me.
But whamen would be pissed
Honestly, wouldve been great to see Rey join the darkside with Kylo and end on a dark cliffhanger...
This.
Her death could have saved Ben Solo from The Dark Side. It would have added depth to their weird relationship and she could have redeemed the Palpatine name.
Instead we get a weird kiss and Rey choosing to become a Skywalker for some weird reason even though it was thanks to the sacrifice of her Palpatine Parents she was alive to begin with.
The entire triology is just a kick in the balls to Anakin:
Palpatine is still alive.
A girl named Rey was the "real" chosen One.
His lightsaber is buried in sand.
His son Luke did nothing after the 2nd Death Star and died anyways.
Anyone can bring people back from the death now.
paco ramon not just to him but his whole family line
the death star is no longer special. you can litterally mass produce a tiny cannon that does the same thing as the death star.
Episodes 7-9 are not Canon, anyways, just fan fiction... Vader killed Palpy and was the chosen one. End of Story.
paco ramon 28:17 "my son sucked"
David Harris honestly that goes with any technology. At some point everything gets mass produced. I just don’t think enough time has gone by since the Death Star lmao
"Force lightining is like peeing, once you start you cannot stop" Other Joe, 2020
The video is from 2019...
Shmi: I’m Gonna Die
Anakin: Let Me Force heal you
"What's your last name?"... "Don't have one?".... "Hmm, Rei Solo it is then."
LordAntisonic lmao. Cant believe people liked that awful solo movie too
@@Troop- I too can't believe people have opinions. It disgusts me
I liked it as a movie, just not a starwars movie
@@lordshinumbra6441 this here pretty much sums it up as a star Wars movie it's below average pretty bad but as movie I'll give it around a 5/10
@@NYC_Goody Your opinion can be that you like to eat shit, doesn't mean it's right or good
I did not like when Rey said "Rey Skywalker" Because the movie kept saying "Don't be afraid of who you are" And there she goes denying who she really is.
Well.. I don't know what people would think if she said Palpatine. Not defending the movie but I'd not be quick to announce my last name was Hitler, lol
@@BlazingOwnager Ofcourse i understand that, but it is an enourmous universe, i bet there's people named palpatine that aren't of the same lineage etc in the universe. And it would also present character development, an eternal struggle for Rey to prove herself to be different than her grandfather etc she'd show people that she isn't as terrible and so on. That's just my thoughts :)
@@BlazingOwnager lol you got a point... I predicted the name skywalker coming out, it's like character building entering the next phase of her life and leaving the darkside.
@@BlazingOwnager If Hitler had a granddaughter who put an end to his life and regime the name would've been redeemed. Children should not bare the sins of their parents.
@@BlazingOwnager Oh c'mon guys. Why is the Fuhrer always the one compared? Why not stalin or churchill?
2:03:18 "strike me down from right to left" so fucking good omg i'm dead
How can Rey swim if she grew up on a dessert planet.
Or sail a boat through a stormy sea
Stop asking perfectly logical and reasonable questions.
@kshamwhizzle only if she was born on a sundae
This thread made me giggle. It might be the most fun in this comment section :)
When C3PO was saying - "Taking one last look sir... At my friends." He meant the audience.
Crazozourus now this scene is emotional
I still don't know why 3PO, Dio, and Babu were the best thing coming out of that movie. In my opinion
The weird thing I found about that scene was that Anakin built him. Why the hell would he make it so he can’t speak sith or translate it? I think it was just a way to give Poe some backstory which he DESPERATELY needed because he doesn’t get the screen time he deserves, but that was always the thing I kept in the back of my mind
@@zachtemoro2116 Anakin built C3PO when he was a kid and he wasn't a Sith until he was an Adult
@@zachtemoro2116 It is unlikely that Anakin programmed 3PO from scratch. Likely he found a protocol droid core module in a junkyard and built around that because otherwise Anakin would have had to program all those different languages into him.
But even if he did, 3PO got a memory wipe near the end of Ep3 which, if it was not present before, would likely see him programmed with such restrictions.
I'm pretty sure the one thing we can all agree is..
Palpatine said DEW IT.
It was so forced and cringe.
Kitchibi my friend and I laughed so hard at that moment
And "gooood"
Fehrplay shut up it was perfect!
Loved that line
"I'll buy a baboo freak, but I ain't buying no dio!" 😆
You know its bad when AngryJoe takes two and a half hours to explain everything bad with a movie that runs for two hours and twenty minutes.
I've seen more footage of Daisy Ridley training to be Rey, than I've seen of Rey training to be a Jedi. :(
Lol well put
britbloc123 straight up bro
rofl true
@@harmstrongg What would you have taken out of the film to show her training?
@@schools-online Maybe replace one of the macguffin hunts in the beginning. Doesn't even need to be long. Make it a montage with cuts between scenes like an old school boxing movie. It's not rocket science.
The knights of Ren... completely and utterly useless, how were they supposed kill Jedi when they had a 6-1 lead on kylo WITHOUT A LIGHTSABER AT FIRST and lost...
😂😂😂
Literally the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen. Not to mention that fight didn’t even make sense. They are a cult, they are not sith, they are not members of the first order. They serve who ever has the title of Ren. Who was Kylo, I don’t give a shit if he had renounced the name Kylo REN by that point they didn’t know that. They just RANDOMLY show up to try to kill the dude they served, why exactly?
@@hazardous8301 I would have to agree. I actually really liked the film and wanted to like the Knights of Ren in it but they were pointless. Their roles could've been replaced by any troopers easily.
They did not even bother to explain the knights of ren. Were just added in for the fans.
darkfullgor 0_0 they weren’t sith and were not loyal to the sith. They did use the darkside but they saw the force very differently. They were a cult and there only loyalty was to the one with the title of Ren. They weren’t loyal to sith, nor were they to the first order. There only loyalty was to the Shadow(aka the force)and the one with the title of Ren. Your explanation does not explain anything because they didn’t hold a loyalty to anything u mentioned.
My official ranking:
#1 Empire Strikes Back
#2 Return of the Jedi
#3 A New Hope
#4 Revenge of the Sith
#5 Phantom Menace
#6 The Force Awakens
#7 Attack of the Clones
#8 The Last Jedi
#9 The Rise of Skywalker
1:53:26 the greatest moment in history when joe realized that’s not PG-13
Glad obiwan healed my boy quigon
The force wasn't Woke yet.
I think its suppose to be because she was a Palatine?
basically confirms Rey is more powerful than Yoda's species. lol what a relatable main character
because obiwan wasn’t written overpowered :(
or anakin or literally any other jedi healing padme
So Luke and Leia trained Rey even though they knew that she is Palpatine from the very beginning but Luke tries to kill his own nephew just because he senses dark in him? Damn it.
the hole just gets deeper and deeper :D
No no it’s because Ben had a bad dream
thats what happens when directors change mid trilogy and fucks everything up
@@adad87821 thats not completely true, the problem was that there was no creative controle from above. Johnson had all the freedom and as a director known for subversion, thats not a good combination for a sequel in a trilogy
Because of the whole force dyad thing maybe he sensed Rey through Kylo? That film has many plot holes 🤷🏻♂️ .
Ah, Darth Nihilus.. if a sith have something to be afraid of, it'll be him.
So if he had 10000 destroyers- then why the hell did snoke even want to find Luke anyway.
“Everything wrong with star wars rise of skywalker”
*video is over 2 hours*
Jajajjajaja
Almost as long as the movie haha
Jason P longer
Jason P lmfaooo
6 minutes longer
Best ending for this trilogy would have been Luke waking up and say, wow, that was a bad dream.
That would have been the best ending of all.
Instant classic
Imagine the riot's and backlash!! XD
What if Luke had a dream all this time. What if Episode 8 and 9 is a prologue of Episode 7.
Best ending for this trilogy would have been ME waking up & saying, wow, that was a bad dream. Or, the best ending for this trilogy would have been Hurley waking up & saying, wow, that was a bad dream.
John Lightspeed must’ve woken up from a coma
Rey: Burrys Lightsabers In Sand
Anakin: No Don’t you Dare
Greivous: A Fine addition to my collection
Would you like to use the time machine to go forward to the future, Grevious?
@Sarcastic Witch it was auto correct
My favorite part of the celebration scene was that they shot it in Tunisia, except they also brought a green screen there too, which brings up the question of why so you spend thousands, if not millions of dollars flying everyone to Tunisia only to shoot it onto a green screen
I like how this video is longer than the actual movie
I was specifically looking for someone to comment this xD
@@redwillowofdreams8931 why didn't you comment it yourself?
There’s a lot to dissect
I’m surprised this vid is so short. It can’t be everything
you say movie i say steaming pile of shit on the grave of star wars.
Kylo sees a clone of Snoke, next to a clone of Palpatine.
"Meesa been every voice you ever heard in your head."
Oh god oh fuck
There was a clone of palpatine
?
I would be okay with that
Dude wtf, my brain automatically used jar jar's voice
It's baffling how you can spend over 4 billions on something, throw an already finished script by the creator for a new trilogy in the trash and then have absolutely no plan how this universe works and what your characters are
What if Palpatine actually took Rey’s body after he died and at the ending you see Rey with sith eyes. It would’ve been a better ending than what we got.
At this point, Disney could have just added a cameo of Rocket and Drax and it really wouldn't have made a difference like everything else. 😂
To be honest, I admit my post doesn't make logical sense. Peter Parker is a Star Wars fan, which means that Star Wars is fiction-based material in the MCU. I am surprised Disney didn't integrate the two worlds to make money, but they have already done enough damage to Star Wars.
Joe reviews by listening to the trolls. Why is he a spokesman and not a reviewer?
@@ericsesame6321 yea, don't go giving them ideas lmao
@@elee9682 I wish I could unwatch the Sequels. I'm not a person who hates on everything, and the acting and special effects were fantastic, but I was attached to Star Wars and the characters. George Lucas made us feel like we were a part of the Skywalker family and now... they're all gone.
Eric Neely yea it’s just not the same, which it was never gonna be, but it doesn’t even come close enough
11 minutes into a 2hour 30 minute video:
"ok thats the good Stuff..."
Lmfao I'm dead 🤣🤣
“Oh my gawd it’s the dyad” 😂😂😂😂😂
"So why is Rey a mary sue?"
"Hahah yeah that's crazy right! Anyways..Next question"
lmaoo
Umm you guys .. the last scene where Rey is at Luke's old farm is a bit mis handled because shouldn't the farm have been burnt and shot to shit from a new hope?.??
Yea it was completely destroyed and there were no other relatives to build it up. So some random person got it and made it their farm I guess lol
@@dianebrooks1859 Or Luke returned? Did it himself.
@@jacobschellen4076 I did think that at one point, but doesn't he hate that planet and hate farming? Idk he doesn't strike me as a nostalgia kinda guy. Oh well
@@dianebrooks1859 the old lady that was asking who rey was, was probably the tennant
@@Iv3y_Lamar yea that's what i mean. A random person probably got the farm and built it up. I just don't really see the meaning in going back to a farm that Luke probably never visited again or cared about. Feels like nostalgia for nostalgia's sake. Idunno I'm kinda just whatever about it all 🤷♀️
**"Palpatine hurt himself in confusion"** **"It's super effective!"**
again lmao. Thought he would've learned from almost getting killed by mace windu.
@@revanthmunnangi5319 Palpatine hurts himself by fucking blue! Well done, Disney smh.
Gill Pokemon reference there
he did the ol' zapparino
Luke’s Xwing: has wires to hook up a way finder
Xwing Manufacturer’s: let me add the wires to hook up a sith wayfinder
To be fair, Luke probably customized his x-wing a good bit. I'm not a fan of the movie, but you can make small logical connections.
Luke's X-Wing > 3 X-Wings from Mandalorian
The simpler solution to this is, that even we talk about a "sith wayfinder device" it will have standard connectivity options. I mean creamy Sheev wanted people to use them. They are'nt some mythical lostech thingys, but GPS deviced he had built 30 years ago. In fact... they would probably fit even better with Lukes ancient X-Wing than with a modern Tie Fighter.
Here's the timeline: Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones, Clone Wars, Revenge of the Sith, Rogue One, A New Hope, Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi, and finally, the Mandalorian. Yup that's all of it. Mhm.
Asios Solo was kinda bad tbh
@Asios I think Solo happened at around the same time the Rebels tv show did
I just follow the old EU.
@Asios lol
Meh, Star Wars ended at Return of the Jedi for me. I'll just ignore that this trilogy even exists.
Living in delusion isn't gonna make these movies disappear
ms-mo exactly! I didn’t recon all the stories I read as a child.
This is the same for me, fuck these movies
I left my brain at home like they left R2D2....
But my body fell asleep.
Denial is not an excuse
Han Solo "Thats not how the Force works"
JJ Abrams "It works what ever way I want it to work, Force Suck activate"
Also JJ Abrams " I'm going to introduce force healing and Force BJ ;)"
sadly its fucking true. he makes up force powers the way people use chest codes in video games to get around difficult sections. except he was "paid" to be better than just make shit up and fuck up canon and lore
force succ
Some of these powers are from Knights of the old republic. Force healing and drain life are some of the powers in the game and if you haven’t played it’s worth looking into.
@@adronikos7822 ive heard awesome reviews about that game. however, JJ Abrams can not presume every viewer of this movie is well endowed with star wars expanded universe/gaming etc to know what are the origins of force powers cinematically used. he has to stay consistent to the cincematic canon
2:03:20 is the absolute best moment of this entire thing.
I love how fussy that Joe is towards Alex for Alex shitting on the fact you need to read comics to know this whole thing.
I agree with Alex btw.
"If you turn your brain off and don't think about it." Since when star wars became fast and furious?
Since Disney bought them, u can't expect Everything to be explained in the last movie of a trilogy, that's what the 2nd movie is for but the 2nd movie did nothing but break the lore and fuck this trilogy up so this movie is just to enjoy at this point
TFA
Finn:We got another mission to go on
Rey:Sunofabitch, I'm in!
I mean you never really needed full brain capacity for Star Wars like it has always been kind of self explanatory but at the same time yeah, you never had to switch it fully off to enjoy it
Since Ewoks with sticks and stones defeated the best troopers in the Empire.
Wasn't one of the main reasons Anakin turned to the darkside was to learn how to force heal? Yet all of sudden Rey and Kylo both already know how to force heal out of nowhere.
No no, Anakin turned to the dark side to learn how to end death. That's something force healing can't do, it heals injuries, doesn't prevent death. Disney saying that the cure for death is cloning..
andy fumo rey and kylo literally bring each other back to life, twice
@@teleskopossomnium yes with bullshit Deus ex machina
So much Force power ass-pulling...
andy fumo Bro did you even see the movie? Kylo brought Rey back to life...
The sad thing about the rise of Skywalker is, when i came out of the movie Theater it didnt feel that bad... but when I started thinking about the movie, I noticed all the errors it has and it just fell appart...
I saw it opening night and the vibe in the theatre at the end was BAD. It felt like boiling rage bad.
"Dark side of the force is a path to many habilities, some considered to be unnatural". That line explains the whole shitflick. Also the diad!!!
Palpatine gets thrown into the reactor core and blows up with the death star, lost in the vacuum of space: "I'm fine!"
Gets hit with his own lightning: "DEATH!"
You got to be fucking kidding me!
Don't worry, he'll be back
The worst part of this is... well, he was ALREADY hit with his own lightning. Clearly at the end of Return of the Jedi when Vader was throwing him over the rail, you could see the lightning rebounding onto him. They can't even be consistent.
@@DrachenYT In Revenge of the Sith Mace Windu uses his lightsaber to block Palpatines' lightning it hits his face which explains his scars. Still not enough to kill him.
JJ might as well bring back Vader while he's at it. I mean sure, we saw Vader die and then Luke burned his body but how do we know that Vader is REALLY dead? :p
Some moron: "Vader is alive again because 'The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities-" * punch * * punch * * punch *
I'm gonna tell my kids The Mandalorian was the sequel.
You’re a good parent.
It is better than all the numbered movies so far....more like A New Hope than anything I've seen yet.
The Disrespect 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
@Stormtrooper 094 thrawn is dope too
So instead of a girl Mary Sue you can have a baby Mary Sue who also was never trained in the Force yet knows how to do it perfectly.
Other Joe is the best thing in this show, he doesn’t say much but when he does it’s hilarious....
“Why didn’t they just tilt the ships”
Not to mention, have you ever seen a horse try to move on a completely smooth surface?
Those space ponies should have been slipping all over the place.
"There were also people laughing at the commercials so i don't care what those people think."
Straight vicious G
I payed money for 2 and a half hours of content, but now I got 5. Nice
bad_ edits you’ve got a point there
Jojo
@@arbitrary531 HAHAHAHA
bad_ edits Damn, talk about burn to the sequel trilogy lol.
"payed"
Keep in mind that KK said there was no source material when Lucas OFFERED to help with the script and screenplay.
TypicalKHKfanboy Lucas had ideas, his ideas included Rey, Finn, Exiled Luke and Kylo type villain, they didn’t want to use Midichloreans
Disney ceo came out and said when they bought lucasfilm and starwars, they also bought George Lucas' story. They chose to ignore it... It was an actual decision that Disney made saying they were going to write their own story.
@@TheRanterBrony Midichlorians are pretty stupid, but they don't really change anything. Before: "some have force ability cuz ???" after "some have force ability cuz midichlorians".
@@TheRanterBrony They sure did use the implications of midiclorians by having Rey be Palpatine's granddaughter.
@@Waffledude330 Just like every IP that Disney gets their hands on, they want to scrub out everything that came before it and "do their own thing" because they want 100% creative control. This trilogy was created just to scrub away previous characters and lore to make way for one-shot stories that will be creatively bankrupt. Welcome to New Disney.
Rey not accepting Palpatine's name shows fear. You didn't see Luke deny the Skywalker name when he found out Anakin went Vader. He embraced it and redeemed the Skywalker name.
I see what ur saying but Vader was never fully turned to the darkside. Luke always believed Vader still had good in him. “ I am a Jedi like my father before me. “ Vader proves he still had the light inside him by the end of the movie when he redeems himself by turning on the emperor. Unlike Emperor palpy who is just straight up evil.
My favorite part in the movie was when: people literally got up and left, actively booed, or openly denounced Disney Star Wars
The First Order was the most inconsequential regime in Star Wars history. Their reign was short-lived, their motivations were poorly characterized or not characterized at all, and we saw them accomplish almost nothing of value. The writing in his trilogy was horrendous. What was the point of the Order except as plot macguffin to set up conflict? Do they actually intend to rule the galaxy or just to eliminate the resistance?
Borsalino Kizaru They had a point before the Last Jedi said Fuck it. The entire final order and palpatine developments are because of TLJ. They needed a big bad, it was never to be Kylo, and they had to make him into a giant threat out of nowhere.
That being said the first order was just an extremist cabal of former empire personnel under new leadership with better tech, and they did manage to according to TLJ conquer the galaxy, which is either 1.) more than the empire did or 2.) finishing what the empire started. Regardless of how you interpret it, they succeeded in perpetuating an even more brutal status quo than the empire, with far fewer resources, and did so against an organized legitimate republic and a sect of former rebellion personnel dedicated to opposing them, which is actually more impressive in a way.
Pitt Lord but my issue is they never explored why the First Order wants to take over and we never got to see a single second of them using their sovereignty. I think they just expected us to assume it’s a new Galactic Empire but didn’t explore it one bit. They were just used as villains for the entire trilogy but never actually used their rule onscreen. Their entire function in the new trilogy was to have a belligerent to fight the resistance, that’s it. No depth or motivation.
One thing that you have to give Lucas credit for was that he was able to build both convincing and interesting world's that felt alien yet familiar.
The worlds the characters inhabit in the Disney films feel like cheap immitations of the actual Star Wars universe. None of the culture or politics that's encountered by the characters feels interesting or has character; it feels like it's just been quickly and cheaply put together in a board room.
Their motivations to be fair were clear. They wanted to restore the empire and the "order" they felt the galaxy needed. The final order was just bloodthisrty and a manifestation of the will of the dark side of the force. Too evil to even be considered fascist or any kind of coherent political ideology-just out to destroy.
That is what happened when the 1º and 2º filmmakers we're playing tug of war!
When Kylo and Rey smooched, my whole theater broke out into confused or upset noises. It made me feel like the human race CAN get along.
Same dude, me especially.
LOL! I bet everyon was complaining about the same things too.
Imagine kissing someone who tried to kill you and mass murdered billions. Terrible scene.
@@leviathangaming5938 Same Bro.
Let me ruin it even further, They are technically related.
I remember sitting there by the end just waiting for it to be over. When she called herself a Skywalker I just said in my head, “No you’re not” meanwhile at least 3 people audibly booed in the theatre. Yeah
1:53:47 Joe cracking himself up LMAO
The Emperor has spent countless hours practicing his sucking technique
Ook! [Apparently he shared his knowledge with Disney so they made sucky movies.]
Dammit, I hate that I laughed at this X3
The Emperor is a pimp
George Takei: "Oooh myyyyy"
I loved the line Using force lightning is like Peeing, you can't stop once you've started! lol
The chewie death, was about to give Rey a flaw, she would have been responsible for his death. Which I would have loved. But they back peddled on it almost instantly
Probably cause audience reactions would have been terrible. Same with how they instantly take back c3p0s mind wipe.
At that point in the movie I was actually intrested in where it was going, but nah it was just the one of many fake deaths in the movie
Chewie died when a moon smashed him.
@Javin Newell but bad things can happen. And their deaths can have weight, and help drive meaningful character actions. I would rather that, than keeping him alive
@@edwardrichtofen8530 but this is an audience reaction. And I thought it was terrible
Sometimes I come back to this just to make myself feel better about my day
"Everyone in this universe knows how to light skeet" -Angry Joe
There’s no tension in this trilogy at all. I never felt that anyone was ever in danger. You knew Rey was invincible.
Neither was Luke, leia nor han in the OG trilogy
Oscar Alvarez What ? Darth Vader was menacing Han was abducted by boba wtf you on
@@S3aCa1mRa1n did you really believe han was forever gonna be stuck in Carbonite? Cmon...
Oscar Alvarez They put Han in carbonite because Harrison Ford expressed interest in leaving and wanting to be done with SW even back then so that was their fail safe. It was entirely possible for him to never return
@@oscaralvarez247 Luke in Return was strong, but not OP. He still needed others, and he still failed. Such as when he fell into the Rancor Pit and when Vader saved him.
Rey i never thought she didn't have the situation handled.
Jesus, Space Balls had more respect for Star Wars than Disney has. And JJ makes Michael Bay look like Steven Spielberg
If anyone is to paid the price it should be JJ, Ryan, and Kennedy not the actor and other people who are the victims
Best comment right here.
I’m just commenting in hopes Joe Will this comment Ray is a Skywalker technically because Aniken was created by The emperor and the emperor is literally Aniken‘s father in a sense so she really is a Skywalker because Skywalker came from Palpatine! Not to mention the end of the movie where Kylo basically sacrifices himself for her giving his life force/the sky walker name/Legacy
So true.
I feel like it had to be Kathleen Kenedy's writing team that fucked up starwars, yeah Abraham's directed it and put it all together, but it was the overall writing that made it an incohesive mess.
First you had TFA and as a fan I found it disappointing and the story hung by a thread. I get what they were trying to do with the call back and I appreciated it, but even for star wars it killed the suspension of disbelief.
TLJ was the writers giving the director reign and the director wanting to do his own thing but had to awkwardly shoe horn his own ideas into a franchise and storyline that were too big for him. After a few rewatches it's a good movie and could have decent standalone if it were not using these established characters for a mainline trilogy. The story threads spread through a season of a season with new characters and similar events would have fit right in with something like Rebels.
I think they should have gone with their original choice. JJ was too passionate about telling his story but didn't have the space, and the writers didn't have a plan to accomodate that. Allowing it to go in the wrong direction to begin with TLJ.
At least the everything else starwars has been pretty good(save for solo imo).
For some reason the thing that pisses my off the most was that Rey gave someone lukes lightsaber saying she wasn’t worthy, then the next scene she just had it, it was right at the start of the movie and it immediately ruined my sense of disbelief
all three trilogies are about children rebelling their parents.
I still don’t understand why we didn’t get an explanation of who snoke is, he’s a clone, okay? Of who? Who was the original snoke, why use that specific person and where did snoke get those scars?
Are you desirous to be granted the knowledge of from whence I obtained these cicatrisations?
Snoke was Palpatines bitch but Palpatine is really Plagueis, Palpatine died when Plagueis was struck down by palpatine and his soul took over his body
Why do the clones have the scars!?
Was snoke the one palp impregnated and that’s how Rey was born?
Should be the black bishop, they need to do better for the blue ray directors cut
Wanna see another Star Wars movie Joe?
Wanna see another Star Wars movie Joe?
Wanna see another Star Wars movie Joe?
Wanna see another Star Wars movie Joe?
Wanna see another Star Wars movie Joe?
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Hey Joe, wanna see another muh fukkin' Star Wars movie?
@@Gryffon-wf3oh Start Wars? The prequel to Star Wars?
Well technically mists sci-fi are about a war in the stars, so if that counts then sure.
Goddamn how many star wars movie are there?
2:02:54 - Who else can deeply feel Alex's pain in this moment? I lol'ed so hard at his reaction to the idea there may be another Star Wars movie.
1:26:12 Take that out of context
"She's down on her knees, he's about to do his thing"
Can we stop for a moment and appreciate the fact that this listing of bad aspects of the film is 6 minutes longer than the film? xD
Speaks volumes.
I've talked and thought about how bad and amazing The Room is for easily dozensof times the length of the actual movie lol, maybe hundreds
Efap my friend
I'm sorry, what? (checking runtime now...processing...done!
Initiating outrage:)
*WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUU-*
@Victor Kurske oh man can't wait for the 12 hours rant of mauler for rise of skywalker
Luke Skywalker is dead. Yet he can still catch a light sabre and he can still use the force to get his x - wing out the water. So he's not dead really.
Dragon Ball Z logic 😂
I mean Ben could sit on a log in ROTJ.
the dark side has many abilities some consider unnatural
The x wing in the water, lol and the helmet , terrible fan service, sitting in water ,algae , for that long and start write up
No one is really ever gone
"where do you think the star wars universe goes after this?"
The bin. Hopefully.
I hate to correct you, Joe, but Plagueis, Sidious' Sith Master, WAS the one who created Anakin... By sheer accident. Plagueis and Sidious did a meditation thing, an experiment, to shift the balance of the Force towards the dark. This was why the Jedi's abilities were so impaired during the Clone Wars.
Sidious went off to Coruscant to play politics, and Plagueis, drunk off of his power, pushed the Force too far; he tried to dominate the Force to create life of his own might. The Force pushed BACK at Plagueis, and as a result, Anakin was born. Plagueis KNEW that this child would be the Chosen One, but he never told Sidious what he did. Because of that, Sidious had no idea what his master did, and Plagueis died knowing that.
Aka, back when Star Wars lore was actually good and consistent, lmao.