Resident Evil VIII - Yes, the tall lady is in this one
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- čas přidán 7. 06. 2021
- After a long day at work, I like to settle into the couch with a fresh, hot slice of DeMietresú® Might Meaty Pizza
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Holy Mackerel The Third
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Twitch Stream:
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Jerma is fascinated with this regular sized woman.
Translated text into coomer language:
"Jerma cooms in front of this big titty, tall, vampire mommy".
Dont forget he s short .
@@smalldoge1342 that's the joke
@@mikeblake2830 yes i know
She's only 5' 2"
The way we see Lady Dimitrescu is the way Jerma sees every woman.
@@Sunimec he's 4'8"
and man
@@Sunimec 7 *centi* meters tall
@@Sunimec 7 centimeter maybe, but thats stretching it
The Duke really sounds like a Jerma character
Honestly, all the new characters in this game sound like Jerma characters, especially Moreau
He's a nice version of mr green.
did a home run
@@OmegaSword4 Heisenberg literally calls Chris a "boulder punching asshole," he's clearly a Jerma character
@@OmegaSword4 Moreau is the Jerma version who's a internet troll and has a feet fetish
The Duke is a business friend of Mr Green
Everyone:" oh my god tall lady licked my hand 🥵"
Jerma:" you know you should really put a filter on that, that's like drinking sewage"
Thank god for Jerma, seriously
isn't blood the cleanest bodily fluid
it's like mineral water that sometimes has disease in it
@@boydboyjules Yeah but the joke is Jerma's blood is dirty cus he's a gremlin short-man sewage blood
@@punished7030 from Louisiana? yeah I wouldn’t drink that blood either
@@punished7030 Not outright saying it doesn't stop what you're saying being a spoiler yknow. Not that anyone watching these videos should care about spoilers, but still.
the stupid camera joke that he made like three times made me laugh way too hard
"but god damn look at this view you've given me"
I didn't care for it in the first video, but it worked as a perfect buildup for this one and made me laugh way more than it should
lmaoooo yeah I watched the stream but this still made me cry laughing
mind giving me a timestamp?
@@BruhBruh-oz6ib yes
"I bet you they don't say Demi-tri-sue one time in the whole game."
Not incorrect, Jeremy.
13:31
It literally is incorrect bruh.
@@tgadin they say dimitrescu, not demi-tri-sue like how jerma pronounces it
@@sapphoanna They say it "domitresc" for some reason
@@samquik because eastern europe
Are we just gonna ignore 16:18 where after seeing Dimitrescu Jerma ZERKS OFF to COMPLETION???
severe zorn addiction
man lasted 14 seconds. absolutely mad...
you just made me completely lose it, thank you
30seconds in
Jereme: " Lady _Tiramisu_ "
this is going to be good.
I want to call jerma jereme forever now
germy
jerome
Sounds like a tasty woman
@@spinosaurus2001 germ 1985
This is the tale between the tallest lady and the shortest man...
New York's best seller in romance and drama
Somehow the shortest man is the most dangerous of the two
"Lois"
*does an impression of how peter griffin sounds in his head*
i love jerma
Editor continuing to knock it outta the park with these opening clips.
You can't run from your sins maxy boy
I'd 'haha' but I cant.
The accuracy on these is just surgical, it's legit impressive.
cringe max goway
Lmaobox is a copy paste hack
jerma's attempt at a far cry joke was amazingly shit
“Fallout”
@@wzrd.7471 "fall... fallou-out? fall guys?"
i absolutely love it when my fall guy character gets lead to lakshmana to spread my mother's ashes in the barren fallout wasteland
@@itsbtwnyouandi I would love if proper mod support for far cry 4 made that a reality
@@itsbtwnyouandi "you like the sight of your own mothers ashes" shouted by a raider.
Jerma vs Lady Dimitrescu is basically just Shadow of the Colossus
Yeah except the colossi are just average sized people and the protagonist is incredibly small
Or the wyzen fight in Asura wrath
Funny, how nobody noticed the 27 open tabs in the background with pictures of the big lady when he went on a "pee" break.
Jerma slick
fucking sick. clearly has a zerking addiction
@@ganii1804 insane streamer addicted to zornography
I’ll be surprised if Jerma will be able to actually see her, considering his height was used as inspiration for the game.
lmao he's 5'8, but Jesus he drops to 4'10 after hunching and bending down a little lol
@Jerma985 Emotional Support Service just doing your job, nice one
recent estimates from the world's leading scientists place Jerma at about 2'4"
@Jerma985 Emotional Support Service good bot
@Jerma985 Emotional Support Service inches
"how tall does shaq??" - Jeremy Elbertson, bed puker, 2021
“He’s like 8 feet tall right?” - Jerma985, zorn addict, 2021
"No place left to run!"
_immediately runs into the one room where she can't enter_
"the wine will flow balls deep" made me laugh more than it should've
Seeing tall authoritative women gives Jeremy a mommy complex
How are all your comments funny?
he's gonna throw up oreos on lady dimitrescu's bed to truly fulfill his dreams
You sure you aren't describing us?
he just like me fr
16:19 he could no longer contain his love for her and just starts zerking off
Zesus
@@zeusskateboarding9161 This is like 80% of the players at that moment.
that Speed Racer edit on the face cam would made me spit my drink if was drinking something at the moment good job !
I wasn't prepared for how true that was.
8:00
12:55 "How tall does Shaq?"
Jerma is an SCP I'm convinced
Thank God Jerma was kind enough to inform me that this was the Resident Evil game with the tall lady in it, otherwise I would have left the video
@Hanshal Khanna shut up, smart ass
@Hanshal Khanna Yea, smarty pants. Think you know everything, huh?
@Hanshal Khanna Wow dude you are so smart Wow yeah look at you You are a smart person Wow yes look at you, your pants are so smart Wow yeah So smart
Oee, oee, oee, OI, OI, OI
OII!
The taking photos at inappropriate times will make me laugh EVERY time
*"She's obviously a vampire, a gross English tiddy vampire"*
*"You just describe the perfect woman"*
Lmao the perfect reaction xD
an XD? in this economy? retro, i like it
that is why dexter is one of the greatest shows of all time
Jerma knows about his debt and now he bets winks
PSYCHO STREAMER tries to pay off his CRIPPLING DEBT by WINKING
The Duke is a jerma character from like 2015
the speed racer joke was 10/10
19:50 caught me off guard so much. perfect comedic timing for that
Huh. That wasn't the large person I was expecting at the start.
The merchant is low key best npc
Not even low key
He's just Morshu with royalty and talent
2:24 Another weird situation where Jerma is trying to make a joke, but unintentionally predicts the end game twist.
How? I beat the game and I don't get it
@@jacquesdeburgo2878 He jokes that drinking Ethan's blood must be like drinking from a sewer. Ethan's blood is old black mold.
@@Two-HeadedBoy That's such a stretch
@@Two-HeadedBoy that's a stretch
@@Two-HeadedBoy bit of a stretch
16:50 Will be a contender for best noise for sure.
8:00 jerma experiences reverse recoil as his head bobs forwards when he shoots
Every time Jerma references Kingdom Hearts I wonder just how much he truly knows
I feel like Jerma is missing some untapped potential not having played Kingdom Hearts on stream...he'd be absolutely terrible at it and it would be amazing
@@chuckbatmangaming He's played it before but not on stream
"I bet you 1 wink that they don't"
Oh no... Jerma, not again
“you have 5 minutes-DEMITREEMESCU”
You'd think he would learn his lesson by now.
the duke is the pure embodiment of Mr.Green
Lawful neutral vs. Chaotic neutral
htf is mr. green a link
@@spicypills666 Mr. Green has become Mr. Blue
4:50 Look at this megalomaniac SEEING his name in a game he wasn't involved in
that speed racer was a +3
5'4 and Jerma were made for each other just as Oreos and mom's bedsheets were made for each other
21:28 I can't even tell if Jerma is genuine about that or not. What an actor.
what made it even more believable for me is that I kinda felt the same way after killing her in the game lmfao
@@MinecraftAdventurer1 Yepp, most of the trailers showed her like the big bad boss of the game and she is the first one to die. Sad pepe
Every horror game protagonist is named Ethan
‘Her weakness is her hat, shoot it off!’
Thanks to the thumbnail, I now know what Jerma's height is compared to the average human woman
That Speed Racer edit was just 10/10 man. I laughed way too hard at that.
This is the only reason why his viewers wanted Resident Evil gameplay
RIP tall vampire waifu :(
10:05 These voice actor moments are precious and nothing you say can change my mind
7:24 One of the best Jerma noises in the many Jerma noises that exist.
A Tier at least.
"Why do you force your viewers to watch this?"
PSYCHOTIC streamer ABDUCTS his Twith chat in order to TORTURE his viewers with videos of TALL VAMPIRES
I need a mod for RE8 that makes Ethan Jerma.
*_Giant_* *Enemy* _Lady_
Jerma is the only person that looks at a torture chair and thinks it would feel good to sit on it
10:00 when he started doing the Kingdom Hearts Goofy lines is when I truly realized this man has gone far over the edge.
I just got an ad right after you said "DISTRACTION" and threw the bomb.. I'm still laughing so hard!
13:35 the one time she says the name correctly Jerma pays no attention whatsoever
That's not correct at all. It's actually Dee-mee-tres-koo
Cuz he doesnt care
She literally says it again when he restarts and he acknowledges it like 30 seconds later.
Though like Faf said, that's not the correct way to say the name irl.
man i love jermas sense of humor i just love it, its like every joke he makes, every single frickin joke it lands its unreal
The editor has all the cards when it comes to making suitable intros. It's just impressive.
The short man versus the tall lady, funny ensues
8:00 the power of light
2:03 "No I don't wanna play any more games" Ah yes, the retirement stream
Sometimes he's so close to pronouncing it right, but he seems to think the "c" is silent.
Then again, the game itself seems to think the "u" is silent, too.
Every lady is tall to you jeremy, let’s be honest here
True.
@@JewishFrog you probably mistake them for children.
another fantastic video from youtuber June 9th, 1958
The thumbnail depicts an everyday encounter jerma goes through with a normal sized person
You should’ve kept the part where Jerma was talking about the spiky chair feeling good and someone in chat called him a “freak”
the goddamn speedracer edit cracked me up haha
love how he pronounces it like a mix between "Dimmsdale" and "Tiramisu"
15:46 he moved so cartoonish here i cant stop laughing help
i’m absolutely losing my mind over the camera bit, i love this man
He’s the first streamer/gamer I’ve seen to not lose their minds over big booby vampire woman. He’s literally talking about sewage during the infamous zucc scene. What a trailblazer.
Hes used to seeing tall women in real life
Yeah I never got that meme. She's uggo and annoying as hell
God-Tier editing and intro. Must be a Holy Mack video.
15:56 "Snake, press the X in the top right of your window"
Jokes about Jerma being short are longer than the screen time she has in the game.
idk why but seeing that dexter intro made me feel so nostalgic for some reason
The way he shook his head before doing the Peter Griffin laugh, at 6:14, as if to apologize for the joke he was about to make
It's actually scary how appropriate that intro clip was holy shit.
(By intro clip I mean the one where Jerma's logo shows up over a clip from some show and not the actual first clip of the video.)
love how most if not all of these jerma clip comps on 2ndjerma have a funny name tied to what happens in the stream but this one is so direct and straightforward
holy moly, that clip for the intro was so specific to the situation lol
they thought we wouldnt notice jerma upscaled by 150% in the thumbnail
*Short Vegas Man Angers Tall Vampire Karen*
Oh man she is a Karen, isn't she?
I live for the intro clips
16:21 crazy streamer zerks off LIVE to vampire
4:36 one of my favorite Jerma soundclips 😂
That Dexter clip was so perfect it had to have been made for this
THAT CLIP AT THE START!!! Whatever you’re paying your editor, it isn’t enough
Ohhhh
It's called Resident Evil VIII because the guy has 8 fingers
Thanks Gerbil, good content
I think the game Jerma is referring to at 3:29 is Far Cry 4? After getting captured by Pagan Min and you wait for like 15 minutes instead of escaping to progress the story, he comes back and the game ends or whatever.
also far cry 5, and probably 6
16:21 Deranged streamer zerks off to tall lady on stream
guys stop making fun of his height he won't even be able to hear you from down there
everyone i've watched play this game has collectively complained when lady demitrescu died.
That Dexter clip at the beginning fits perfectly
ah, yes, my favorite character: Lady Tiramisu
That photo gag is just always brilliant.
Jerma can barely get out the puzzle in a coherent sentence, but solves it in .5 seconds, truly a jermaIQ moment
The speedracer edit. 10/10
that angry and murderous look jerma had in his eyes when he saw the duke in the beginning made me do a scream of fear
love the absolute journey jerma goes through trying to say Dummythicc's name
That Dexter intro was perfect lmao
That opening clip was absolutley amazing