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I envy Jeremy's childcare skills. I've watched so many streamers try to avoid the baby as much as possible and succeeded without one death but this maverick went out of his way to give her a good meal. Thanks to this, he learned what being a father is really all about. Getting covered in the bodily fluids of your nightmarish hellspawn as they drain the life away from you.. Our little baby is growing up!
Jerma is such a distinct person that even if they blurred his face and distorted his voice for an interview, you’d immediately know it was him, and I mean that in the best way
"Guys, there are like a thousand little dolls screaming in my ears and laughing at me," Yes Jerma, we know you HATE chat, but WHY CANT YOU FIND THE DOLL!?
The one time I met Jeremy, was in the checkout line at my grocery store. “Oh, hey Jerma!” I said, all excited. Jeremy just got a really shady grin and said, “H-hey, remember me!?” Before I could even say anything, he just flat out punched me in my nose. I was knocked to the floor. Jeremy started to teabag me, and whispering “Nice, nice, nice” to himself in rhythm with his teabags? Before I could get up, though, he got his face really close to mine, and I’ll never forget it, he said, with a giggle, “I’m the streamer.”
Creators of Jerma know character design very well. They did a phenomenal job on silhouettes, that's why you can understand where's Jerma even when he's in shadows. That's why TF2 has the same trick, because as we all know Scout came from Jerma
his continuous ranting on how you could just force the mysterious all- knowing character to tell you the entire lore at gunpoint has ruined video games for me.
8:26 i think jerma flat-lined for a second. good thing he has a very powerful heart (his heart is stronger because it doesn't need to pump as much blood due to his short height).
Jerma being so shattered by the experience of being eaten whole by a giant nightmare baby that his next words were, effectively, "how are we going to justify humanity as a species to anything else we might meet, once they find out we make stuff like this" was just magnificent. Man got so freaked out he went into a species-wide existential crisis. Also, hat's off to the author of the captions, who somehow managed to strike the exact note of "objective observer but with mild sympathy" that you get in, like, nature documentaries when it's a close up shot of a bear sulking on a riverbank because it has failed to impress a mate, and David Attenborough just says "Bad luck" before it cuts away.
the first time i played through this was like the day it came out, and when i got the first piece of meat and it said 'give these to the duke', i went to the duke and sold it, because the 'cooking' option had not yet unlocked and i wanted to give it to him, and so i was stuck for the rest of the entire playthrough being one piece of meat short. didn't find out it was a non-retrievable factor for a while.
The bit where he made the creepy doll thing sing his viral tiktok song was unexpected and definitely cracked me up Edit: got to the baby part his noises are so noises its great
old people love to give you that; "oh yeah turn left at market street when the bbq place is and then 3 blocks away go to where the old sinner's sycamore was and go west for 1 mile at the toy 'r' us onto 5th ya cant miss it."
i usually can’t watch scary videos or people playing horror games before bed but jerma makes me giggle and i don’t even like care that there’s a giant terrifying baby eating people
Jerma's instant reaction to Roundhouse kick the old lady in the face is really enigmatic of his character. I once heard this guy wanted to put his audience in a meat grinder. Scary times.
You don’t have to disclose that ‘the big baby’ is in the video. I’m on Jerma’s channel I know Jerma is going to be present
the resident evil baby is actually normal sized, Jerma is just THAT short.
Got em, got em good
@Jerma985 Emotional Support Service your attempts are in vain, nothing you do will stop the relentless attacks on Jeremy from his fans
@Jerma985 Emotional Support Service Jerma, you need to be less obvious, or else everyone’s going to know that this is one of your alt accounts
@Jerma985 Emotional Support Service how much does he pay you? What currency?
i love how chat was spamming babyrage cause the big baby was coming but jerma just thought everyone was gaslighting him cause he was mad at capcom lol
Jerma moment
Ghyeasslighting
Based on the thumbnail it's just a regular sized baby
@@loganwilkens973 GYAS-lighting
I love how Jerma makes a big point about not killing any animals but as soon as he learns the meat can give upgrade he goes on an animal murder spree
Well, before that there was no reason other than to please the chat's bloodlust, so he was being a pacifist out of spite
the duality of man, of jerma985
Well it is just game of course
Jerma is a big animal lover. He's just that Kind of guy. And we love him for that
That was basically everyone’s response to the game
Jerma killing animals at first: “I don’t wanna do this”
Jerma when he learns their meat give upgrades: “Why am I not killing every animal?”
PSYCHO streamer mercilessly kills animals for personal benefit.
*their
like # 666 pog
cody belkins
Buzzmas shut up SHUT UP SHUT UP
Jerma is such an egomaniac, he probably actually believes he's a streamer.
this is, in reality, a truman show esque social experiment
@@itsflyde Cut this guys mic
What does he do once he turns off the stream then
@@ralaperher3650 CUT HIS MIC CUT HIS MIC CUT HIS MIC!
@@emiliofernandez7117 zerk off
"Just roundhouse kick her in the face."
Ah yes, Jerma the expert elderly care specialist.
The Leon Kennedy approach
@@anson2389 11037
@@heatherperleberg7816 wrong leon
an absolute Psycho
I blame GTA 4.
You know that's genuine terror because he starts speaking martian
Don’t forget the air guitar
His disguise slips for a moment when he’s startled.
When jerma's noises scare you instead of the game.
Jerma is terrified at the image of an average-sized baby.
Jerma was the baby all along
@@hhhicantbreath5960 He is dababy
average American baby
@@DrunkGnu This set off the Giant Enemy Spider music in my head.
short
WOW NO ONE HAS EVER PLAYED PAST BIG TALL WOMAN SIDE QUEST
I honestly thought that was the whole game this video informed me otherwise
is there really more of the game plot after you kill the giant vampire lady?
@@Charles.h8 the vampire lady section is like 1/5 of the game
@Corvoid Radio wtf I've never even played the game before I just thought that she was the main villain
@@braun2041 sheesh is it a good buy?
This became an episode of Courage The Cowardly Dog real quick lmao
I was gonna say that immediately all the fast gibberish lmao
Yeah, one of the fuckin psychotic episodes
I envy Jeremy's childcare skills. I've watched so many streamers try to avoid the baby as much as possible and succeeded without one death but this maverick went out of his way to give her a good meal. Thanks to this, he learned what being a father is really all about. Getting covered in the bodily fluids of your nightmarish hellspawn as they drain the life away from you.. Our little baby is growing up!
Vore
VORE STREAMER zerks off LIVE ON STREAM to the chagrin of THOUSANDS watching.
Jerma is such a distinct person that even if they blurred his face and distorted his voice for an interview, you’d immediately know it was him, and I mean that in the best way
"Guys, there are like a thousand little dolls screaming in my ears and laughing at me,"
Yes Jerma, we know you HATE chat, but WHY CANT YOU FIND THE DOLL!?
The dolls really are his chat
Next title will be “yes, the big fish is in this one”
yes, the guy with the big hammer is in this one
yes, the shapeshifter mold lady is in this one
Yes, Daddy Redfield is in this one UwU
@@jakson4464 the big wooden hammer that landed on Jeremy’s head
@@danielt.miranda2107 But the nurse looked on and said “not that bad” and then something
"A person so small they could be literally anywhere. That's terrifying." This is literally just Jerma's existence
"I won't kill any more animals unless they attack me first."
*Immediately cuts to him murdering chickens*
Yes, thanks for mentioning the obvious and deliberate joke.
@@TheGagginator yes, i agree, thanks for being an absolute dickbag about it - i enjoyed the comment
@@TheGagginator hi
@@TheGagginator 🤓
Jerma’s stone cold silence after the baby was beyond priceless.
It was such genuine disgust
Local psychopath murders farm animals until he forgets how to use cardinal directions.
Mmm. It's the CBD clock all over again
The one time I met Jeremy, was in the checkout line at my grocery store. “Oh, hey Jerma!” I said, all excited.
Jeremy just got a really shady grin and said, “H-hey, remember me!?”
Before I could even say anything, he just flat out punched me in my nose. I was knocked to the floor.
Jeremy started to teabag me, and whispering “Nice, nice, nice” to himself in rhythm with his teabags?
Before I could get up, though, he got his face really close to mine, and I’ll never forget it, he said, with a giggle,
“I’m the streamer.”
What a psyco
What a psyco
What a psyco
What a psyco
What a psyco
Honestly, I wasn’t gonna click until I was sure that the big baby was in this one
The big baby is really the deal sealer, I wouldnt wanna watch this *narcacistic* streamer otherwise
@@Skellington77 what are you talking about
The streamer is the big baby
Jerma's in every video on the channel, although I guess one video with the title confirming he is won't hurt anyone.
The Markiplier impression made me laugh and spit out my food
i shidded and farded at that markiplier impression
@@SouperPie. It's been a year, please we need to know if you are okay.
@@emmaslashtv no
Glad the video title clarified that Jerma is in this video
Local Streamer is Finally Smaller Than A Baby: When Will His Shrink Spurt Stop?!
Jerma: Roundhouse kick that old woman in the face and interrogate her while she crys on the ground
Also Jerma: I can simply not harm the pig
Psychotic streamer goes from "I can't do it, i'd rather have a harder game" to "why would I not kill every animal" minutes later.
Creators of Jerma know character design very well. They did a phenomenal job on silhouettes, that's why you can understand where's Jerma even when he's in shadows. That's why TF2 has the same trick, because as we all know Scout came from Jerma
Ah yes, the short baby meets the big baby
*Short baby meets normal sized baby
9:20 “No I ain’t talking about that freak, alright? He’s not here is he? How do I get this f*ckin thing off?”
That's hilarious, this rules!
@@Spark-bw3ph that’s rad. - Mr yakuza.
his continuous ranting on how you could just force the mysterious all- knowing character to tell you the entire lore at gunpoint has ruined video games for me.
Those characters just gonna turn into a boss battle if you tried to attack them
@@catpurrito5586 I don’t think the little old lady who speaks in riddles is gonna pull out a Mossberg 930.
@@trueforgottenfool3139 umm spoiler but uhhh...
She is the final boss
@@catpurrito5586 Did she have a Mossberg 930?
@@trueforgottenfool3139 no but she can rip your heart out
Jerma singing chug jug with me was cursed.
Ya shoulda seen the sims stream
We're making a tiktok account to upload jerma clips right now.
He thinks he's gonna run out of companies to hate lmao
8:26 i think jerma flat-lined for a second.
good thing he has a very powerful heart (his heart is stronger because it doesn't need to pump as much blood due to his short height).
9:02 turn down the brightness untill the jerma is no longer visible
Ethan should've just said "i don't have the answers, but i do have the gun."
15:37 One of the funniest bits in the entire video right 'ere
10:40 "A person so little they could be anywhere, thats terrifying". Indeed it is Jerma, indeed it is.
8:24 That is the best reaction to that scene I've ever seen.
The giant enemy baby
2:46 epic cicada impression just in time for the Midwestern 10 year
Big baby starts at 15:34
Is that when the big baby starts?
Big baby starts at 0:00
I really hope Evil Baby makes it to the Jerma Rumble!
The baby is normal size; Jerma is just short.
I love how the "DOY DOY DOY" sounds the same regardless of the filter
The “Look out the window part” is so beautifully scripted in the game, it got me with a scare and seeing Jerma fall for it too is amazing
The fact that he, a streamer, didn’t kill the pig and instead talked to it tells you everything you need to know about Jerma.
Blacked out streamer interview is my favorite bit if the year.
that was a pretty spot on roger rabbit impression
Jerma being so shattered by the experience of being eaten whole by a giant nightmare baby that his next words were, effectively, "how are we going to justify humanity as a species to anything else we might meet, once they find out we make stuff like this" was just magnificent. Man got so freaked out he went into a species-wide existential crisis.
Also, hat's off to the author of the captions, who somehow managed to strike the exact note of "objective observer but with mild sympathy" that you get in, like, nature documentaries when it's a close up shot of a bear sulking on a riverbank because it has failed to impress a mate, and David Attenborough just says "Bad luck" before it cuts away.
15:33 funniest herma voice imo
4:28 Perfect comedic timing on the cut, thanks Mack.
Footage of Jerma encountering a normal-sized baby at his house
8:25 You can tell he’s really scared because of the air guitar
I don't care if it makes the game easier, I'm not killing them!
Wait...permanent health upgrade?
the distortion made him sound like Moreau lol
Hearing him do “EREN!” in the deep voice is so fucking funny to me, for some reason.
This is what I love about Jerma, he goes and changes a light a tad and then launches a whole bit about it.
18:39 YO THAT GOT ME SO BAD LMAO
literally threw my arms in the air from that, most violent jumpscare reaction i have EVER had lmao
The “big baby” refers to jerma
You lost me when you used "big" and "Jerma" in the same sentence.
jerma is small but for a baby hes big....not that big but....big.
8:35 love how he resets his head
Whenever jerma says “that was horrible” or something to that effect you can just tell he’s like the most innocent person on the planet
Jerma gets himself vored by the Kojima Fetus.
I love jerma’s comment section because people are actually funny and clever.
well yeah, and then you have something like twomad chat
Hehe blenis funni 😂
I love the bit at 15:35 where he does the baby rage 😭 I come back to this point all the time
I love how when she says "try to find me" he immediately opens up the map like the game would just give a waypoint on her exact location.
Extra! Extra!: The BOSS BABY scared the shize out of SHORT STREAMER to DEATH!
Look at it this way: you’re saving those animals from a fate worse than death.
Props to the person that made the subtitles for this video.
i cant believe the had the gaw to make jerma up-to-scale in the thumbnail. he truly is our compact streamer.
Deranged streamer forces chat to install team view, beat the whole game for him as he provides commentary
Jerma the cicada 2:44
Jerma the alarm clock 8:24
9:46 Jerma the sick horse
sorry i cant watch this video right now, jerma. epic rap battles of history just uploaded
Epic Rap Battles Of History! Jerma985 VS Catboy Jerma, BEGIN
@@Endiepup
we got a number one victory royale-
Honestly a game show where a single streamer comes on surrounded by shadow and contestants have to guess who it is would be brilliant
that "Zora! Think fast!" killed me oh my god
The way Jerma instantly goes from animal lover to meat lover after discovering the permanent upgrades is truly bizarre
16:14 you can literally see the fear enter his body
8:24 - 'Best Noise of 2021' candidate
Another candidate: electric guitar jerma 2:44
18:40
I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing that...
Boss Baby 2 took kind of a dark turn, huh?
Jerma: "I'm not killing any of the animals unless they attack first"
*cuts to him about to knife a chicken*
*CZcams AD PLAYS*
LMAO
He calls it Vegas but we all know its toon town
Jermas Hercule impression is always so fucking funny he rarely ever does it and it's so subtle at this point
Another excellent curation of clips from a jerma stream. Y'all are doing a great job at 2ndJerma releasing these so quick.
2:45 Jerma becomes an electric guitar
I like how Markiplier completed the doll boss so quickly that the other dolls never attacked him. But Jerma...
the first time i played through this was like the day it came out, and when i got the first piece of meat and it said 'give these to the duke', i went to the duke and sold it, because the 'cooking' option had not yet unlocked and i wanted to give it to him, and so i was stuck for the rest of the entire playthrough being one piece of meat short. didn't find out it was a non-retrievable factor for a while.
whistle while you work, whistle while you work, whistle while you, whistle while you, whistle while you work
The bit where he made the creepy doll thing sing his viral tiktok song was unexpected and definitely cracked me up
Edit: got to the baby part his noises are so noises its great
19:27 gonzo voice
old people love to give you that; "oh yeah turn left at market street when the bbq place is and then 3 blocks away go to where the old sinner's sycamore was and go west for 1 mile at the toy 'r' us onto 5th ya cant miss it."
i usually can’t watch scary videos or people playing horror games before bed but jerma makes me giggle and i don’t even like care that there’s a giant terrifying baby eating people
Jerma's instant reaction to Roundhouse kick the old lady in the face is really enigmatic of his character. I once heard this guy wanted to put his audience in a meat grinder. Scary times.
18:36
jerma when he actually has a mini-jerma
Whoever is in charge of finding the clips for the beginning of these videos needs a raise
Kylo Ren does the voice over for everyone in witness protection!
I could hear the morality leave him as he realizes what the meat is used for
My favorite part of these videos is trying to figure out how the intro clip will manifestitself in the stream
The only birth control you'll ever need
Jerma
Jerma
zperma
8:26 certified Jerm(icrowave)a985 moment
10:20 “think mark, Think!”
"I can't kill these animals"
Destroys Chicken burger whilst staring into camera.