Max Magician and the Legend of the Rings - Good Bad or Bad Bad #87

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  • @liamg0278
    @liamg0278 Před 4 lety +29

    "Hey mom can we buy Lord of the Rings?"
    "We have Lord of the Rings at home"

  • @ParanormalFire
    @ParanormalFire Před 4 lety +63

    "The Magical Billy Fucker" 😂😂

    • @benvinew6465
      @benvinew6465 Před 4 lety +2

      I don't think that's a movie that GB or BB will be reviewing any time soon!

  • @GBart
    @GBart Před 4 lety +41

    Redcaps are from medieval English folklore. They were demons who supposedly lived in ruined castles on the Scottish border, and would murder anyone who got too close, soaking up the blood with their hats, hence the name

    • @TheBonkleFox
      @TheBonkleFox Před 4 lety +1

      And Wizard101 used that as a name for one of their enemies.
      fitting, imo. when you're a myth main anything that resists your spells is a pain in the ass to deal with.

  • @leonardchurch7505
    @leonardchurch7505 Před 4 lety +8

    "You have brought them into our safety zone!"
    ...So now it's a danger zone?

  • @aceinspaces
    @aceinspaces Před 4 lety +20

    Red cap myths are actually pretty old and a bit more disturbing to be in a kids movie than your thinking. They got the name "red cap" by dipping their hats in the blood of their victims

  • @benvinew6465
    @benvinew6465 Před 4 lety +23

    Filmed in Maryland....shout out to my home state!
    As for the woodland, 41% of Maryland is covered by woodland/forest and the 3rd most dense population of tree is a version of pine. The most dense portion of forests is in Western Maryland where we also have our mountains.
    Maryland: We got wood.
    Another interesting tidbit of information about my home state: It is nicknamed "America in Miniature," because Maryland has on it's east coast the shore line with the Atlantic Ocean, we also have the Cheseapeake Bay, in central Maryland we have the plains area, and in Western Maryland we have mountains.

  • @rosskwolfe
    @rosskwolfe Před 4 lety +54

    Bryan and Kyle handle the movies that RLM can't.

    • @MrShigura
      @MrShigura Před rokem

      Mostly they just steal movies from RLM.

    • @rosskwolfe
      @rosskwolfe Před rokem

      @@MrShigura Tell me you don't actually watch GBorBB without telling me you don't actually watch GBorBB.

    • @MrShigura
      @MrShigura Před rokem

      @@rosskwolfe Oh really. How many movies have they done that RLM already covered? It’s not a short list.

    • @rosskwolfe
      @rosskwolfe Před rokem

      @Mr Shigura And how many have they done that RLM hasn't? Also not a short llist. How many on the first list did GBorBB do first? There are a few.
      Just take your L, dude. You're only making yourself look more ignorant.

    • @MrShigura
      @MrShigura Před rokem

      @@rosskwolfe You must lead a sad life if you think this is a win/lose. I think they borrow too heavily from RLM, you don’t. Big deal.

  • @goodlookingcorpse
    @goodlookingcorpse Před 4 lety +18

    They could have done a few things with the kid knowing stage magic. For example someone from their world comes to ours, sees him, and thinks he's a wizard. Or he accidentally wanders into a mysterious, Gremlins-like shop, asks for a book on magic, and is given a book of actual spells.

  • @The_Kentuckian
    @The_Kentuckian Před 4 lety +25

    The other issue with using Ren Faire as movie sets, they aren't set up to look like a functioning village, they are meant to be more of a strip mall.

  • @nuggetdoja871
    @nuggetdoja871 Před 4 lety +27

    We need a shirt with Brian's face saying, "What is happening?!"

    • @ricochet1351
      @ricochet1351 Před 9 měsíci

      No, it needs to say "Your narrative makes no sense!"

  • @lonecycle4849
    @lonecycle4849 Před 4 lety +26

    I remember seeing this on a shelf in a Walmart years ago. The profound impact it had on me has never diminished. And that's just from the shamelessness from the DVD box.

  • @FabricFool
    @FabricFool Před 4 lety +14

    @13-ish minutes; as Kyle describes “entire civilizations” growing in the fuzz of coffee long forgotten, I’m thinking, “Hinton Hears a Who”?

    • @Katie-ws7xp
      @Katie-ws7xp Před 4 lety

      Horton. And yeah I've never thought of that before

    • @FabricFool
      @FabricFool Před 4 lety +3

      Horton, yes; but Hinton = Kyle. Yes?

  • @rosskwolfe
    @rosskwolfe Před 4 lety +42

    SPOILERS: Magic tricks is literally how the day is saved in Willow. And it is awesome.

    • @patrickstivers7387
      @patrickstivers7387 Před 4 lety +6

      No, the day is saved by a lack of grounding rods on Nockmarr Castle.

    • @eventhorizon
      @eventhorizon Před 4 lety +7

      I had LOVED Willow as a kid, and had been really afraid to watch it again out of fear I would now think it was lame.
      Nope- I was SO happy I still absolutely adored it. I did think it was a bit rushed here and there- but in the 80s movies the lengths we get now wouldn't have been made. Ditto to Ladyhawke- though I will say the synth music for the first third of the movie or so makes it clear what decade it was made- at some point it's like someone walked in and kicked the people scoring it out, replacing them with an orchestra, and it's some really freakin' beautiful music from there on out. If that was in the whole thing I think the only give away would be guards with chrome armor... lol. But it still holds up, and I had been terrified it wouldn't.

    • @benvinew6465
      @benvinew6465 Před 4 lety +2

      @@eventhorizon You might also be interested to know that it was also a very good video game on the original NES!

    • @cannibalbunnygirl
      @cannibalbunnygirl Před 4 lety +1

      @@eventhorizon it holds up surprisingly well doesn't it! I watched it last Christmas not having seen it since the 90s and it's still funny

    • @alteredbeast7145
      @alteredbeast7145 Před 4 lety +1

      I am the greatest swordsman who ever lived

  • @muthesquirrel
    @muthesquirrel Před 2 lety +3

    Dagda is an old Irish nature god associated with fertility and farming, prolly why he's so happy about it being a nice day.

  • @CodeNameX001
    @CodeNameX001 Před 4 lety +34

    16:20
    No. No, you cannot convince me that that's a "book". I've bound my own books, and that's clearly a dollar store binder.
    It's a Magic Binder.
    Filled with Magic: The Gathering cards.

  • @deathsyth8888
    @deathsyth8888 Před 4 lety +18

    After you did your review on this movie, Red Letter Media was going to do a review of their own in Best of the Worst episode 89 but the VHS tape didn't work. They were lucky.

    • @Jack-si2ig
      @Jack-si2ig Před 4 lety +3

      This is why I came here,I had to see what this film was like!

  • @DaleyKreations
    @DaleyKreations Před 4 lety +5

    I can get the old TV in the room thing. CRTs were still very common in the early 2000s so maybe his parents bought a new flatscreen for the living room, or their bedroom and told him he could have the old CRT for his room.
    The first TV I was ever allowed to have in my room (in the late 80's, early 90's) was the 10" TV my parents bought when they were first married in the mid-70's. It was B&W only, the outside was avacado green, and any of the UHF channels (ie all the ones over 13) had to be dialled in like a radio channel. If you didn't line things up just right you were out of luck and got only static. There was also no guarantee that in the middle of your show the dial wouldn't slip (usually at a plot crucial moment) and you'd have to frantically scramble to tune back in before you missed too much.

  • @dreamlandnightmare
    @dreamlandnightmare Před 4 lety +6

    I knew I recognized the mom. She (Lisa Burdette) played the mayor in another movie worthy of your show, "Swarm of the Snakehead".

  • @bloodrunsclear
    @bloodrunsclear Před 4 lety +7

    Billy Owen: ‘WHAT IS GOING ON?!’
    Max Magician: ‘Who cares...doesn’t matter...’

  • @KingOfTheRabidDucks
    @KingOfTheRabidDucks Před 4 lety +25

    "I'll show you what a stick can do!"
    -This Ain't Max Magician and the Legend of the Rings - a XXX Parody

  • @wyldride
    @wyldride Před 4 lety +6

    That demon needs to stop trying to make Fetch happen.

  • @Daanacce
    @Daanacce Před 4 lety +8

    "I always get really mad when they leave stuff out and about like that."
    *glances at coke can in background*

  • @AlbinoAxolotl
    @AlbinoAxolotl Před 4 lety +22

    The bad fantasy movies you guys review are my FAVORITES! I will watch every second of every fantastic episode you ever make! This was so great. Incubus is my favorite though. I rewatch that one regularly!

    • @bryanferratt6598
      @bryanferratt6598 Před 3 lety +3

      This movie looks and feels like a Disney Channel original movie, except with no charm and less "good".

  • @adamgelb567
    @adamgelb567 Před 4 lety +21

    The caves, plus the horned guy, remind me of, like, a Star Trek Voyager episode.

  • @fridaythe13thpartx
    @fridaythe13thpartx Před 4 lety +7

    You guys are awesome as always!A horror movie suggestion that would be right up your alley is the Italian classic “Burial Ground:Nights of Terror” from 1981.It stars Peter Bark as a teen(man?) child who tries to get uncomfortably close to his mother in the middle of a zombie attack in the Italian countryside.Weird beyond belief.

  • @WhyteLis21
    @WhyteLis21 Před 4 lety +2

    19:07 Hawk sounds, but shows picture of a bald eagle. 😄

  • @danielb7117
    @danielb7117 Před 4 lety +3

    Watching this I was half expecting someone to throw peebles and shout 'Lightning Bolt, Lightning Bolt', followed by the enthusiastic clapping of a single buxom maven.

  • @debsreno911
    @debsreno911 Před 4 lety +6

    Sounds like a sequel to the Superman Nintendo 64 game.

  • @Chris-ls4nm
    @Chris-ls4nm Před 4 lety +3

    Im so glad u guys posted this today as I'm flying London to Borneo tomorrow and I'll be saving this one for the plane!))

  • @wileyjackson5124
    @wileyjackson5124 Před 4 lety +4

    That's my renn faire!!!

  • @cgreen9048
    @cgreen9048 Před 4 lety +3

    You guys are getting me through quarantine

  • @mmmuck
    @mmmuck Před 4 lety +5

    I use to use discreet combustion compositing software. I believe those star, bad smoke and fire effects are stock effects from that software. They're in this movie, Billy Owens and recent Breen films.

  • @twisterman4184
    @twisterman4184 Před 2 lety +4

    Max Magician And The Legend Of Neil Breen

  • @thatdamnpanda1196
    @thatdamnpanda1196 Před rokem +2

    Watched this movie about a million times as a kid at my grandmother's house. I own my own copy now to share this masterpiece with friends. Truly an amazing movie.

  • @user-zh4vo1kw1z
    @user-zh4vo1kw1z Před 3 lety +2

    Competent stick fighting is actually very intimidating. Look up quarterstaff, Cane du combat, Jogo de pau, Bartitsu, jodo or some self defense for elderly...
    If used properly these are formidable weapons.
    Emphasis on the "IF" though.

  • @Kloxbyn
    @Kloxbyn Před 7 měsíci

    When Bryan says something is "exactly" the same...
    “You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means..."

  • @RyllenKriel
    @RyllenKriel Před 4 lety +10

    The Dagda Mouse at the end of this movie should of had tiny rams horns, but I fear it would of broken the budget.
    Also I hope special t-shirts were made for the film crew that had "STAFF!" or perhaps "STAVES!" printed on the back of them.

  • @batoutofmel4959
    @batoutofmel4959 Před 4 lety +2

    TIL about the Howie Scream. Thanks, GBorBB!

  • @mikehawk4388
    @mikehawk4388 Před 4 lety +5

    I appreciate the Face Off reference, fam. It's a fun show. c:

  • @quinnzykir
    @quinnzykir Před 4 lety +4

    The adr is like Disney Channels Descendants. But EVERY GOD DAMN MINUTE.

  • @rosalynredwood4542
    @rosalynredwood4542 Před 4 lety +2

    it's always a good day when you guys upload!it's like meeting my bffs after months!

  • @quinnzykir
    @quinnzykir Před 4 lety +12

    ADR as in SHOUTING EVERY WORD INTO A MICROPHONE

  • @mtd1089
    @mtd1089 Před 3 měsíci

    Back in my college days, I was forced to do a film editing project, using footage from this movie. As I was watching, I kept expecting Misty Mundae and Darian Caine to show up.

  • @hollykey260
    @hollykey260 Před 4 lety +4

    YES! Finally a new episode. I have been WAITING FOR THIS!!!

  • @benvinew6465
    @benvinew6465 Před 4 lety +3

    10:32: Warhammer or Croquet Mallet? I'll let you be the judge.

    • @benvinew6465
      @benvinew6465 Před 4 lety +2

      Ah, seems at 24:51 Bryan has the same take.

  • @minnesotafretswithmartybei5890

    No holds barred

  • @alin-razvanpodasca393
    @alin-razvanpodasca393 Před 3 lety +1

    I've discovered your channel because Red Letter Media's tape of this movie was broken.

  • @markiangooley
    @markiangooley Před 4 lety +4

    I’d like to see a review of The Black Shield of Falworth (1954), with Tony Curtis and Janet Leigh and a mess of lesser-known competent actors given a silly script. Great fun despite much stupidity.

  • @dumplingshakes22
    @dumplingshakes22 Před 4 lety +4

    I always watch yalls new videos on patreon first then again on YT to give you those sweet delicious views

  • @The_Chimera
    @The_Chimera Před 4 lety +3

    Holy shit, someone finally covered this movie. Nostalgia!

  • @BlackburnBigdragon
    @BlackburnBigdragon Před 4 lety +1

    I'm fairly certain that the page of the book they show at 17:01 is actually a page from a 90's pencil and paper role playing game. I can't read the text, but I absolutely recognize the font and the page coloration from one of the books in my collection. I'm not sure which book it's from, but it's definitely a page ripped out of a role playing game from that time period. It might be something from one of the 3.5 edition of Dungeons & Dragons. One of those books.

  • @jubsey91
    @jubsey91 Před 4 lety +5

    guys, i', having this case were I cannot judge "Haunted from within (2004)" as bad or good bad, you're the experts so... help me obi-wan, you're my only hope.

  • @TrakoZG
    @TrakoZG Před 3 lety

    The thumbnail made me think the horned one was based on the G'Kar makeup from Babylon 5.

  • @VanillaBizcotti
    @VanillaBizcotti Před 4 lety +3

    Magic is magical!

  • @nuggetdoja871
    @nuggetdoja871 Před 4 lety +1

    Keep up the good work guys

  • @eliotmccann2589
    @eliotmccann2589 Před 4 lety +3

    PROGRAMMABLE MATTER!!!!

  • @FilmGuy7000
    @FilmGuy7000 Před 4 lety +6

    It's GIF you uncultured swine! JK love you guys, and great episode.

  • @Parasiteve
    @Parasiteve Před 4 lety +1

    so i was browsing movies to watch and this one had people on the cover and you could see their outfits and immediately im like "this was made in 2003 i bet" it was made in 2002 lol. you can always tell when somethings set in the early 2000's

  • @Sendboi
    @Sendboi Před 4 lety +1

    Omg I had this movie as a kid

  • @KraigFang
    @KraigFang Před 4 lety

    Sometimes I think our universe is a cell inside the mold of a cup of coffee from a bigger universe...

  • @emmakersten4916
    @emmakersten4916 Před 3 lety +1

    Oh hey, I totally missed this! I was the person who had requested this movie in the past, stumbled across it on youtube and was just horrified by it. Fun episode 😁

  • @jimrustles9607
    @jimrustles9607 Před 4 lety +2

    Dang this brought back memories. I used to watch this all the time. One of those shitty knock offs grandma gets you, but I liked it lol

    • @WhyteLis21
      @WhyteLis21 Před 4 lety

      Not sure if you've seen the Never Ending sequels and Warriors of Virtue. Those might be up your ally if you like this movie. 😄

  • @fitzpatrickalanna
    @fitzpatrickalanna Před 3 lety

    I watched this again, and halfway through I thought it was Billy and the secret of the ruins 🥲😂

  • @d.s.parentsr6502
    @d.s.parentsr6502 Před 4 lety +1

    And then they fed Dagda to a snapping turtle...

  • @Blasphazar
    @Blasphazar Před 4 lety +1

    OH MY GURD IT'S A VIDEO

  • @decimusmaximus2486
    @decimusmaximus2486 Před 3 lety +1

    It's pretty hard not to copy Star Wars: a new Hope because it's basically the hero story.

  • @davidminor4213
    @davidminor4213 Před 4 lety +1

    What's the best decade for good bad movies?

  • @davidminor4213
    @davidminor4213 Před 4 lety +5

    Please do Spawn.

    • @WhyteLis21
      @WhyteLis21 Před 4 lety

      Well if your talking about the 90's Spawn movie, that's guilty pleasure for me and is still miles better than most movies they reviewed here. 😁

  • @Nukeclearw1nter
    @Nukeclearw1nter Před 4 lety +1

    Can you please do samurai cop, you won’t be sorry😂😂

  • @liesalllies
    @liesalllies Před 4 lety +1

    As if Fridays weren't great enough, thanks guys!

  • @kingsfables2207
    @kingsfables2207 Před rokem

    I got this BAD BAD on DVD 😂

  • @Trollificusv2
    @Trollificusv2 Před 3 lety +1

    Harry Aragorn and the Jedi of Ravenclaw?

  • @jamesedwards8387
    @jamesedwards8387 Před 3 lety +1

    As someone who's been to the Maryland Renaissance Festival a bunch of times, I kinda need to watch this movie

  • @lostinthemasses
    @lostinthemasses Před 4 lety +2

    Howie Scream > Wilhelm Scream

  • @augustwest5356
    @augustwest5356 Před 4 lety +1

    I hope this movie is every bit the cluster fuck it sounds like it is. I believe what you say but I gotta see this trainwreck for myself.

  • @jamesbalmond3087
    @jamesbalmond3087 Před 4 lety +2

    Suspended without PLAY

  • @1990Truthseeker
    @1990Truthseeker Před 4 lety

    once again an epic vid ! ty guys !

  • @Parasiteve
    @Parasiteve Před 4 lety +1

    RLM was supposed to watch this but their copy was fucked up so i came here to see what they missed lmao. they did end up watching robot in the family which i think was an even trade.
    edit: omggg they missed awesomely bad ADR! bad ADR is one of my fav things about bad movies. if a bad movie has bad ADR its like #1 on my list.
    edit 2: you can also tell its the early 2000 because the girls have bell bottoms/flares and chunky shoes. that was the shit back in the early 2000.

  • @marcof7110
    @marcof7110 Před 4 lety

    Counting down til Kyle pops

  • @themoviedealers
    @themoviedealers Před 4 lety +1

    Yeah, they used to do entire movies where everything was ADR. Sometimes these were foreign movies that were dubbed, but sometimes they were shot in English but were just so low budget that they couldn't afford either a sound crew, sound recording equipment, or sound film.

  • @alexandresobreiramartins9461

    Croquet mallet?!? Are we going into The Shining Book territory?!? Is the horror of this movie real?!???

  • @ChAn-dv9to
    @ChAn-dv9to Před 4 lety +2

    Hey guys, check out Samson!

  • @jbiz6569
    @jbiz6569 Před 4 lety +1

    Watched Battlefield Earth, the full movie, for the first time last night. It was on a crap movie channel. Amazeballs. The entire movie my only thoughts were of your review highlights!

    • @WhyteLis21
      @WhyteLis21 Před 4 lety

      They got me curious enough to watch, After Last Season, Neil Breen's movies, Time Machine I Found at a Yard Sale, Rollerblade Seven. Wow! Those movies are on another level of bad. 😄

  • @brutalboy1000
    @brutalboy1000 Před 4 lety +7

    Hey, I'm one of the six people who got the Face Off reference!

    • @danielb7117
      @danielb7117 Před 4 lety

      I saw Face Off on the T.V. guide, and was like 'Hell Yeah, Nick Cage stealing faces', but for an entire hour Nick Cage failed to show up, he wasn't even one of the f*cken judges.

  • @zackbleak9280
    @zackbleak9280 Před 4 lety +1

    I think you guys should try special guests and you could have Katie come on sometimes like you and Kyle or who ever you can think of seems like you involve Katie in your creative process I have watched every episode you guys are badass.

  • @nickgavis0305
    @nickgavis0305 Před 4 lety +1

    It said 4 and a half stars not 3 and a half

  • @kylenstevens982
    @kylenstevens982 Před rokem

    unironically loved this movie as a kid

  • @WeirdToYourMother
    @WeirdToYourMother Před 4 lety +1

    *Sun Tsu

  • @wimvanderstraeten6521
    @wimvanderstraeten6521 Před 4 lety

    Check out Ruggero Deodato's The Barbarians, one of the Conan rip-offs of the 80's.

  • @isabelleforstmann268
    @isabelleforstmann268 Před 4 lety

    Ya know, if you’re working with completely amateur actors...you’d think that anyone w/ a bit foresight would be double checking the audio and cutting down background noise and be generally on top of the audio b/c when someone can barely act they need all the help they can get: someone to play off of, a conversational flow that keeps them on their feet and out of their head, costumes and a set that helps them feel like a character in a world. And they’re seriously going to flounder w/o that...not to mention it’s probably doubly hard to match awkward, slurred, and strangely paced deliveries. I think people straight up think it’ll be easier to ADR everything than to figure out the audio...but it just seems so obvious that it’s the other way around.

  • @WhyteLis21
    @WhyteLis21 Před 4 lety

    This movie is basically, Never-ending story + Warriors Virtue + Harry Potter + Lord of the Rings, but the worst possible ways. 😄

  • @CableB_
    @CableB_ Před 4 lety +8

    You should destroy the films that you gave a Bad Bad.
    Also
    #113 - 13 Cameras
    #114 - 14 Cameras
    both films are on Netflix so you have a whole year to prepare for it.

    • @themoviedealers
      @themoviedealers Před 4 lety +3

      I think Red Letter Media has the corner on that gimmick.

  • @KageMaxwell
    @KageMaxwell Před 4 lety +1

    Eh, the mouse from Dragon's Crown is way cooler!

  • @DaveTerrasidio
    @DaveTerrasidio Před 3 lety

    ❤️

  • @user-mk6wk2pu7k
    @user-mk6wk2pu7k Před 4 lety +1

    Can you do fatal attraction

  • @lindinle
    @lindinle Před 3 lety

    19:51 wait that happens?!

  • @Hoss_Delgado977
    @Hoss_Delgado977 Před 4 lety

    Also as to why mostly kids: it has to be waaaaaaay cheaper

  • @damnedcarrot
    @damnedcarrot Před 4 lety

    You need to show much much more of the movie when discussing. Watch redlettermedia to see how it’s done.

    • @WhyteLis21
      @WhyteLis21 Před 4 lety

      I think they were worry about copyrighted stuff for showing too much. They have been flagged for showing too much in their past videos. They have stated this in some of their videos too. 😄

    • @damnedcarrot
      @damnedcarrot Před 4 lety

      WhyteLis21 how do RLM do it?

    • @WhyteLis21
      @WhyteLis21 Před 4 lety

      @@damnedcarrot Don't know, ask them. 😁

  • @markiangooley
    @markiangooley Před 4 lety +1

    I thought that many classic Hollywood movies were entirely re-recorded in a studio. But competently, usually.

  • @RO512TX
    @RO512TX Před 4 lety

    Yall should do Samurai cop!!!