Every IKEA Ever
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- čas přidán 8. 03. 2020
- Go for the Swedish meatballs and sleek-Scandinavian style, leave with a broken relationship and a piece of furniture that will take three years to put together. This is EVERY IKEA EVER!
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CAST
Courtney Miller // / co_mill
Damien Haas // / damienhaas
Jacklyn Uweh // / blkjack76
Shayne Topp // / shaynetopp
CREW
Director: Ryan Finnerty
Writers: Shayne Topp, Monica Vasandani & Ryan Finnerty
Production Manager: Margo McHugh
Production Coordinator: Nancy Azcona
1st AD: Eddie Vigil V
DP: Jonathan Na
Cam Op: Brennan Iketani
1st AC: Jacqi Jones
DIT: Matt Duran
Art Director: Cassie Vance
Art Department Assistant: Yasmeen Mughal
Set Decorator: Tayler Nicholson
Set Dresser: Sam Valladres
Set Dresser: Stephen Smyka
Props & Stage Coordinator: David Hill
Sound Mixer: Greg Jones
Script Supervisor: Merina Seidel
Key Hair & Makeup: Morgan Marinoff
Wardrobe: Athena Lawton
Gaffer: Nick Giomuso
Best Boy Grip: Dustin Bloodgood
Key PA: Austin Barrett
Editor: Mike Small
Assistant Editor: Matt Duran
GFX: Brittany Metz
Content Manager: Kiana Parker
IT/Equipment Manager: Tim Baker
Executive Assistant: Nancy Azcona
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“I’ve got an IKEA! Why don’t we get a divorce?!”
Best. Improv. Line. Ever.
Lunar Stardust feels like an improv line
Lunar Stardust omg the best line
Yeah that was improv :P
and it was so good they kept it in haha
*swipe*
TOO SLOW
*pained laughter*
That was def improv based off Courtney’s reaction 😂
Im 100% sure the sketch was just an excuse to put in the “I have an ikea, lets get a divorce” pun
im dyinggggg
Tbh I thought that was an improv line and they broke during it, but it was so good that they kept it
@@andrewc988 "They broke during it" ....Another Pun😅
That joke won't happen to me cuz apparently me and my family are smarter than the whole world. HOW THE HELL CAN YOU GET LOST IN IKEA!!!? I WAS LOOKING FOR A LAMP AND IT TOOK US 20-30 MINS TO GET FROM HOME, INTO IKEA, OUT, GO HOME.
Rincewind Carguy wtf..
“I have an ikea, let’s get a divorce!”
-Shayne Topp, 2020
Lol
I love that line
Best line in the video
I also saw that part!
Before this comment the like is 666 and replies is 6
The scenes with Damien in a mullet and Shayne at the food counter gets me EVERY DAMN time. Please more of the mullet Damien character. And more Janice too, she's AWESOME
Janice is gross
@@RyanReaXts13 weirdest way to spell "aweome/hillarious" I've EVER seen
I like how every scene with Shayne and Courtney just devolves into the Marriage Story
ikr. They've been playing as couples lately.
I dont think it's a secret anymore. I mean let's face it. Maybe not sooner than we all hope and think but eventually it will happen even though they may not show it as much. But they both have an equal amount of awkwardness and have an extreme comedic personality that they are meant for each other. I know you can't connect a magnet with a positive to a positive but sometimes it happens in a way that we dont see coming.
LOL so true
She's into girls i think🌚
@@sad_cat5277 Well shes bi but is probably more into girls than guys yeah. A lot of girls were like that in my high school unfortunately.
Plot Twist: Damien was Billy, who had adapted to his environment as an employee after being left there by his mother for years. After finally realizing that he was at the Ikea, the mother went to go find him. But after so much time, they don't recognize each other and the mother takes the shelf in a desperate attempt of denial to normalize life after the father had gone insane for having lost his child and the hands of his irresponsible wife.
yea that happens
Im 14 and that’s seep
Knight of Night classic ikea
Knight of Night Jesus dude this was very descriptive
Wtf so in-depth
"Epipen please. I'm allergic to furniture."
"I left it by the spoons."
"I will go out like my father and his father before him then."
Nobody:
My dreams when I have a fever: 4:12- 4:53
That’s so true
What are you talking about that’s ever night for me
Glad to see someone gets nice dreams during a fever
So is that what they mean by a fever dream???
Lol same
Smosh: this video isn’t weird you’re weird
Everyone: take weird as a compliment
Rather be weird than a normal
will hedrick mood
Swedish IKEA guy: *works at ikea despite being allergic to furniture* “I will go down the same why my father did and his father before him”
?
?
5:40
Yes
WoW
“Yes Billy, do it. Like we trained. Consume her!”
Yes, let the darkness overtake you Billy
5:54 “If you’ve seen Stranger Things, set up lights at the children’s section next to the alphabet”
That got me
And oh god does it get weirder.
Butt thay will be spelled like this (köttbullar)
“We’re running out of children to turn into furniture”
-Damien Haas 2020
you do know that's real right well they get dismembered first the best of their stuff is just murdered children if its crap then you know it was made from adult buts
I like how the "I've got an ikea" line wasn't part of the bloopers
It was too good so they put it in
4:25 literally the most beautiful thing i have ever seen
Pretty sure I had a dream like this once
Naw dog, that's just live action version of a Aliantos Koth edit.
Mmmmm
I actually own a shelf from IKEA called Billy and if anyone in my family needs to put something or needs something that we keep in there, we'll ask each other "Hey can you go grab ___ from Billy?" or "Hey can you put this in Billy?" its great
You know your life has peaked when your son is a cabinet named Billy.
billy sounds like billig wich means cheap lmao
Riskyy Delete this.
@@riskyy2657 fu
@@riskyy2657 nobody likes you
From IKEA even
“I’ve got an IKEA! Let’s get a divorce!” that line made me WHEEZE
and then them trying to laugh but smiling and laughing anyway😂😂😂
@@sillygoofy1893 a bonus scene
Can't imagine
That was improvised for sure. Hilarious!
So clever XD
Legend says to this day Courtney and Shane are still lost in IKEA
It's scp 3008
"WE NEVER CAN GO HOME THIS IS FOREVER"
sounds like infinite ikea
*I wonder why*
Oh hi
Infinite Ikea is less weird than this entire video
Ikr
Scp reference lol
“Are these cinnamon buns made of plastic”
“But they’re 2 dollars for a dozen”
“Holy shit, that’s Incredible dude”
NO ONE:
SMOSH: Let's do a video when we are all high on Mushrooms.
:D YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
Peter Bell lol did you see the react video to their owen wilson video? 😂
That is 50% of their content
Those are all their videos.
What are they not normal high
I love when Shane says “I have an Ikea!”
Damien sounds like a mix of German and Irish when he tries to sound Swedish
It's weird, but you're TOTALLY right dude
ok but at 3:01 he sounds like lemongrab
He's literally just doing an Elder Scrolls Nord impression.
"Yes Billy like we trained consume her" honestly the best line I have heard ever 😄😄😄
it killed me bro
When do they say that
@@billkling378 7:50
@@billkling378 watch the video
Hahaha the accent when he says ‘consume her’ is gold
Shayne:This video's not weird,you're weird
Also Shayne: Throws out a sausage from his mouth.
What even is he on?
Jeff Gaming same
1:20 shayne started beating his meat
😂😹😹
Im from sweden and when the national anthem started playing i just started to sing with it
I’m a swede and I laugh so hard to this because IKEA is exactly the same here 🤣
"I've got an IKEA, why don't we get a divorce"
-Shayne Topp 2020
Too slow 😂😂😴
Why are the top comments quotes we get it’s funny
Oh that's his name.
Best pun 2020 it totally broke character
Me is svensk så nu får du va för siktig
As an ex-IKEA employee, seeing them take the display items gives me PTSD.
YES!!! Completely!
I totally thought the employee would be billy and they had just been lost for 20 years
7:53
"CoNsUmE HeR~!"
Damien was straight up acting like a leprechaun
I don’t think it’s the only time he’s done that LOL
*DO YOU KNOW WHERE IS IAN*
My Namiem is damien
the damien/shayne scenes felt like if someone mixed a stroke, an acid trip, and improv, then set it loose in sweden
Plot twist: that's actually what they did
"We are running out of children to turn into furniture."
Damien as an ikea worker is basically a representation of an NPC
“I got a ikea, why don’t we get a divorce” 😂😂😂
Roger Pena hahahhahahahha
UM it's AN not A
little peace of shit
jk dont cancel me
😂😂😂
They freakin kept it in 😆
thats prob true
Why isn’t there a scene with a room full of lost children whose parents gave up on looking for them.
I would like it, but...
They couldn’t find them
They couldn’t find the sketch
Just like the parents
Are the parents AND their kids unable to find the exit
It's implied by the map on the wall, with the yellow box pointing to the IKEA Orphanage and Market Hall.
6:48 When you realize you’re in SCP-3008
Finally an SCP reference.
As an IKEA employee I can confirm that our shopkeepers show us this video for educational purposes once a week.
“I would like chicken balls, veggie balls, and horse meat balls”
“Ok”
*Slaps meatballs*
That's the moment I hit the like button
I'm felt dizzy and disturbed that's when I knew I should give this video a like
It's a cursed scene... But I love it
I love how Damian sounds Irish when he’s supposed to sound Swedish
There is some parts where he sounds Irish, others where he sounds Swedish, and on other occasions where he sounds straight up Irish-Swedish
M. Rae Im swedish but thats not a swedish accent
I know
@@lynpendry Which Town
RANJIT P Stockholm
As a swede, I find this sketch highly…
…hilarious! Love it
Damiens' skyrim references/voice was so good I had to google the actual voice actors for skyrim to see if he was the actual voice lol
"I've got an IKEA, Why don't we get a divorce?" ?
Honestly, It should be Ikeas's slogan.
XD YES
The most criminally under-appreciated pun of the video
Fun Fact: the swedish meatballs at IKEA are actually made of the customers who didn't find their way out! :)
H-how is that fun?
@@zackgabriel1524 You just need to open your mind a bit more
@@xanderramsdell2919 ohh now I get it
So thats why they taste differently delicious
Laboratory X I get what it means by fun since sarcasm but...
4:01
I love how they didn't even try to do a better take, the half-crack is amazing
“A chocwitheringlicktatlefef” damien-2020
A FURNGOLLYTHELASTRAINFOREST?!
Ok now your just making sh*t up.
You'll never know.
*dances and runs into wall*
No one:
Smosh: let’s make in a nutshell with Damien and shayne.
Sael Nuevo thats what i said😂
The mini jokes in between scenes are the best idea anyone’s ever had.
don't you mean ikea
IKEA IS FOR THE NORDS
i love how Damien kissing the camera is the reason the forth wall is broken lol
As a musical theatre kid, I have to acknowledge the fact that Smosh names some of the IKEA products on the posters in the background after Cats in the musical Cats. I love it so much
This felt like a stoned guy’s fever dream
the meatball scenes with damien and shayne are giving me dont't-hug-me-I'm scared-flashbacks and I don't appreciate it
it gave me HowToBasic vibes. I forgot his name so I had to Google "whose the guy who slaps food"
What's your favorite idea?
Same they had no emotions
ohh that scene was probably my least favorite scene.yeah it was
HTB vibes DHMIS ones too
DID ANYONE ELSE REALIZE ALMOST ALL THE BACKGROUND FURNITURE NAMES ARE JUST CHARACTERS FROM THE MUSICAL NIGHTMARE 'CATS'?!
I did
Yup and I love them for it. (The actual play and 1998 movie are fantastic, only the 2019 movie is a nightmare.)
Damien’s accent was almost a Skyrim Nord and it was honestly the best thing ever
Ikea belongs to the nords!!!1!
Watching them break after "I've got an ikea, let's get a divorce" killed me
H-A
Why don’t we get a divorce
6:32 love that shayne just immediately starts walking back w courtney to try again, no hesitation
5:19 Underrated moment.
"A BIGGÖLPILEOFHÖRSEMEÄT?"
@@almondmilk1500 *A HRAMBLE SCUMBALABILLIBEEBUP?*
“We’re running out of children to turn into furniture” **chef’s kiss** 🤣
"we're running out of children to turn into furniture"
2:13 I love how this takes place in front of a map and I like reading them up
6:05 *FÔREVÅRALÖNE*
spring salary
"THEN THEY SHIFTED THE WHOLE BUILDING"
"THAT'S HOW THEY GET YOU"
"THAT'S HOW THEY GET YOU"
ENDLESS IKEA!!!!!!
Scp
“This videos not weird, your weird” 😂🤣I ABOUT DIED
*you're
@@ArmandoTheCatholic your so cool
Almost, not about
Tater vibes its not even funny
Lorcan Corless you’re
I find it humanizing that Shayne and Damien can't keep a straight face in that bit like the rest of us
And here, we have a wild and rare Shane in his natural habitat. And now, hes doing his famous mating call to find a dominant Damien
Is Smosh okay? This seemed far more chaotic than normal...
ArabellaTurner i thought i was the only person that thought that
*shoves hotdog into meatballs*
O Paul 6:12
It’s because they can’t use more, you know, the humor of 2011 because is sooo dark for CZcams
ian is not even there. I believe smosh is so much used to being a company it is dying.
They broke character after Shayne said "I've got an Ikea!"
Yes but.. it was so good, that it doesnt matter
I think they were supposed to cut after they were done screaming but shayne kept the joke going and couldn’t keep from laughing
IamCalledElle they hold back the laugh
"too slow!" :p
5:27 Damien .exe has stopped responding
1:05 damian is trying not to laugh
I love how on all posters they add letters that don’t even exist in Swedish XD
I DONT love it! And I dont love how they say the names of IKEA furnitures xD Malm is not pronounced like that, you pronounce it like it sounds MALM. Im swedish and I love IKEA furniture =,)
@@LiseLoser Bruh, thats the joke
You clearly missed "Nu är det kokta fläsket stekt."
@@LiseLoser I totally agree Malm should be spelled like Malm and not like Malm
@@LiseLoser im Swedish too and i dont like how they say the words
can we just appreciate how in the 'egg chair' scene, the posters are names of cats from the Cats movie?
Jessica H they also yell Rumpleteaser
Someone had to watch Cats for that...
“GET OUTTA OUR HOUSE” **proceeds to act like newlyweds**
0:54 how to get free furniture in ikea
We need a full video of Damien and Shayne at the foodcounter, I would die for that video! just 10 minutes of pure randomness!
Teejey101 some would say that's so random...
YES
Yes
Slaps the meatballs!
"I got an ikea, why don't we get a divorce "
😂😂😂
Ryan Hwang i always read quotes as they’re said on the video like I did then ahhaha that’s so weird
Shayne and Courtney going insane in an infinite Ikea like scenario while there's fake and very cursed Ikea signs in the background MUST have been a reference to a certain SCP.
I love that there are at least five signs with names of characters from "Cats" on them, lol
THE "SWEDISH" WORDS WERE THE NAMES OF CATS IN CATS
Fluffer Nutter I saw that 😂
I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENG THAT
Its kinda sad to know that if u ask me lol
I knowww
I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THAT MONGOJERRY AND RUMPLTEASR!!
IKEA Customer - “Hey, Wanna Play Labyrinth With Us?”
Me - “Sure, i got it right here.”
IKEA Customer - “No, Wanna Play Labyrinth In IKEA?”
Me - “On Second Thought, *N O.*
Please tell me I'm not the only old person who knew the Ferngully part at 3:05
Those Damien and Shayne bloopers 😂
I love how even Courtney and Shayne are debating on where a piece of furniture is, that there is a map right behind them
"GET OUT OF OUR HOUSE"
*DINOSAUR SCREECHES*
OMG 0:15 cinnamon roll for 15 cents now that’s a steal
THAT LAST SCENE IS GOLD
You know when Shayne and Damien are in a scene together shit HAS TO get straight up weird.
Was the first time I laughed out loud today though.
The food parts made me die laughing. That was some of the weirdest shit ever. I like the little kiss damien did it fricken broke me. 😂
1:20 Shane started beating his meat
@@thegodandsaviorbidoof8853 Just...no
acer lol
You have such a dry sense of humor.
Yea the little kiss was gold
As a swedish person this is relatable, and it hurts XD
4:05
''iVE GOT AT IKEA''
The fact that the foods are named after Cats’ names. Skimbleshanks is the best character in cats btw, then again the Rumtumtumtugger is pretty great
A Jesse I was hoping someone would notice! 🤣
Omg I noticed too! My faves are Munkustrap and Mr. Mistofflees though hihi
"this video's not weird, you're weird"
HOW DID YOU KNOW
Honestly, IKEA is a magical place
As a swede I thought that it was hilarious that there was a poster with the text: ”Nu är det kokta fläsket stekt!”
Same!
Day 79.
I'm still stuck in this hell hole. Everyone is starting to stare at me. I still can't find the exit. It feels like this...place...it transforms every night...whenever I find an exit...it changes. I'm running low on money for meatballs with extra gravy...so it'll have to come to being vegetarian and eating all these plants...but it doesn't seem like they're real. I can't fathom the opportunity of escaping at this point. But hopefully one day I get to escape and see my family. If anyone can read this please send help for me.
Sincerely,
Lost Ikea Man.
It's been so long I forgot my name.
One like equals 25 prayers to the lost ikea man 😂
Bruh you might just be trapped for your whole life. Description: SCP-3008 is a large retail unit previously owned by and branded as IKEA, a popular furniture retail chain. ... SCP-3008-1 is a space resembling the inside of an IKEA furniture store, extending far beyond the limits of what could physically be contained within the dimensions of the retail unit.
@@faseslap3806 update: thank you for notifying, but me and my clan have already kept this in mind and looked for an escape till closing time after bringing plenty of supplies for a trip to the northern ikean territory. one of our members was observed to escape but he ran too far for us to track his exact rout. we request any help requests to the scp foundation but make sure to reply anonymously to not attract attention
You found your way into scp 3008 u will never escape
@@rycorobotics747 it is said that their is an escape, it just some how changes every day...escape is basically impossible. but the chance still poses its options.
Netflix: are you still watching? Someone’s daughter: 4:39
I don't get it
0
*son
@@GeneralLeiaOrgana the daughter has a sausage (male peepee) in her mouth
Bright Thunderbird daughter*
6:47 isn't that an SCP?
Exactly what I was thinking
3:59 The clearest character break I've seen in a Smosh video (and I've seen every main channel video before this one).
“GET OUT OF OUR HOUSE.”
“...”
“ *dog noises intensifies* “
“So do you want the malm?”
You know I love a good malm
A mungosrumplompop?
Yeah i watched the video too