Every DMV Ever
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- čas přidán 26. 01. 2020
- I hope you're ready to spend the next ten hours of your life here. This is EVERY DMV EVER.
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CAST
Courtney Miller // / co_mill
Olivia Sui // / oliviasui
Ian Hecox // / ianhecox
Noah Grossman // / noahgrossman214
Damien Haas // / damienhaas
Jacklyn Uweh // / blkjack76
Keith Leak Jr. // / keithleakjr
CREW
Director: Ryan Todd
Writer: Ian Hecox, Monica Vasandani & Ryan Finnerty
Executive Producer: Ryan Todd
Production Manager: Margo McHugh
1st AD: Eddie Vigil V
DP: Jonathan Na
Cam Op: Brennan Iketani
1st AC: Jacqi Jones
DIT: Matt Duran
DIT: Brian Rosenthal
Art Director: Cassie Vance
Art Department Assistant: Yasmeen Mughal
Set Decorator: Tayler Nicholson
Set Dresser: Sam Valladres
Props & Stage Coordinator: David Hill
Sound Mixer: Greg Jones
Script Supervisor: Merina Seidel
Hair & Makeup Department Head: Rachel Jenkins
Wardrobe: Lena Frostestad
Gaffer: Nick Giomuso
Best Boy Grip: Dustin Bloodgood
Grip: Angelique Costanza
Key PA: Austin Barrett
PA: Patrick Polsin
PA: Sarah Davis
PA: Samuel Kaufman
Editor: Mike Small
Assistant Editor: Matt Duran
GFX: Brittany Metz
Content Manager: Kiana Parker
IT/Equipment Manager: Tim Baker
Executive Assistant: Nancy Azcona
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that Harry Potter and Shrek crossover tho
"Whengardium lemme get in those jeans" in dyingggg
U paused the video to read the fan fic too?😂😂😂
Sophia Joy not gonna lie I would read the full creation
@@dareokoski8158 I think most people did tbh 😂
So i wasn't the only one to read the entire thing😂
Harry says as he quickly Puts his arm into those jeans and blah blah blah. Later Harry was covered in ogre "goo"
“They lived sexily ever after”
Noo u red it
Shreksily
Wut
James Wohltman yes !!!!!
Lol
Me: *reads the shrek fan fiction*
Also me: “Siri take a screen shot”
So I'm not the only one who screnshotted it
nice.
Same
Same to
I wasn’t the only one?
FartingUnicorn 69 you ask Siri to take a screen shot?
“Do a little spin my kidney bean...” bro I died
ikr lol also no one like its at 420 jk now 421
*the taming of shrek 'smut'*
the love story nobody knew they needed
Bro I read the entire Shrek Smut
@@whiterice7593 me too lol
*Wingardian lemme get in those jeans* I'm done! 😂😂
Brandon Phillips 😂😂😂
I think Damien wrote that, lol
"Looking to enter the DMV eh? I've seen many enter, but none have returned."
Just like my soul
Honestly a missed opportunity here lmao
@@FizzJB Ikr, I'm surprised they didnt make this joke, even in the bloopers
@@hansdizon5166 I found out it's mostly because he was filming on "The Goldbergs" during the time this was filmed. So more than likely it would have happened (at least hopefully it would have), had he not been already filming for Goldbergs.
@@FizzJB That's too bad
Legend has it Jackie is still tormenting Damien for his kidney to this day
뇞획싁초읜슥퇴브목뇌훅쵭은뵈뢰후뇨ㅣ횝숫뫼스툅늰숟넛묍숫
뇍숙쵝솝요툅순
표룃오묍슨쇡부뢳두퇴숩
I would
Even right now, it is still happening
The legends are true, I was there yesterday. And let me tell you, haven't LIVED until you've tried to have your driver's license renewed next to something like that
Damien: **crushing Noah while yelling “No! Ah!”**
I laughed so hard when I realized, of course Damien is targeting Noah throughout that entire part xDD
My husband is going to be confused when I start calling him “my little kidney bean” from now on 😂
Elisia D 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Elisia D
Uh oh
Elisia D I love your image it is my favourite animal !!! 🦥🦥
Do you still do that? 😗
Maui Heihei omg not since the first time but thanks for the reminder to use this nickname again lol 😂😂😂
i cannot be the only one seeing this lady's eyes SHAKING.
ME TOO
Where
That’s actually pretty common. My dads eyes do that.
Some people can do that easily
Cysiek kidney wamaen
My favorite moments
===================
• “They lived sexily ever after”
• those two screaming at each other about the kidney
That's actually me and shreks ending. Me and him have been married for 13 years! We ever have 2 kids together.
@@Ingrid-yk9hw awe i wish your family happiness for all aternity
@@Ingrid-yk9hw cool
I feel like the kidney skit was purely improv and wasn't in the script lmao
Hi pixelcraftian big fan
Wtf it says 2 comments but there’s only 1
“Whengardium lemme get in those jeans” I’m using this unironically in real life now and, unfortunately, no one can stop me
yo it’s wingardium lol
Catlord Risen 1:12 pause and read my dude
whengardium lemme OWO
mars asmr I saw lol
“Come here my little kidney bean” who is she I love her
Jacklyn Uwah, the newest member of the Smosh crew
ME TOO! SHE'S FUNNY AF. LOL
So far she's just kinda yelled and done their stupid humor. Not enough time to know if she's good overall.
Awkward Animator yeah but it went on for wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to long
Shes soo funny
That Shrek fanfiction better be out there Courtney or I'm suing smosh.
you can just read it here yknow
lol
“Can you at least read the top letter?”
“Uhh *F E F F* ”
Wert's Channel YES
Reference to Hangman in Real Life?
R/Woooosh
GOOD CALLBACK
Whoever Kidney woman is, that delivery had me in stitchesssssssssssssss!!
Read the description dude... It says her name, which to save you some time, is Jacklyn.
Right there with you
@@pauleffinger7122 thank yooooooooooouuuuuuuu
@@JaySogga you're quite welcome.
Oof
Ah, at least someone has a decent taste in human organs.
Sean Leong personally, I prefer the liver. It has a nice tangy taste if you dip in vinegar and blood.
@@sweettea735 wouldnt that be the vinegar that is tangy
Atria Wulf if you use the blood right it can taste tangy.
I enjoy the lung but they’re SOOOO hard to find and even if a store does sell them, they’re ridiculously expensive so I usually settle down for a stomach.
I love kidneys
Those organs that are full of yellow soup it tastes really good
Add salt and vinegar and blood to it and it will be perfect
And the soup inside is rare
Kidneys usually come with no sauce because it is rare and the police is searching for that soup
"Their warm and magical bodies both from the same magical universe."
Finally someone who paused to read the fan fiction!
Hahahha
You know, it wasn't half bad! 😂
@@eelbobitus4551 my eyes are burning in a good way I don't know how this works it might be tears of joy
@@ry-xw6te I think we all did
The kidney bit made me laugh historically, and then it came back out of no where and killed me! Best bit in a while.
agreed, very funny!
So Jacklyn is her name. I liked her and Damien's kidney skit. It made me laugh pretty good, though I love the blooper version slightly more because of the sike out.
@Hana Phelps I don't remember what video I saw her in first, but in that video, she didn't get credited and I commented asking people who she was.
I hope she becomes a cast member. She always has me laughing 😭
Yup the sike out got me!!
i love her this was hilarious!
Paul Effinger 666 th like
I had to pause the video to read “THE TAMING OF SHREK”
And I do NOT regret it
The story was epic and it was good comedy
i paused on it, and realized the stamp was already made in the paper before she did it. lol
I did it to
The amount of grammar errors makes it that much more hilarious
Wingardium lemme get in those jeans 🤣🤣😂😂
Why tf does she have an electric mixer for Damien's kidneys.
A mixer. A motherf*cking mixer
"whengardium lemme get in those jeans"
Its "let me" not "lemme". -Hermione
Oof that's so true 😂 I died of laughter when I read the "Hermione" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Voldemort: Avada Ke-what the fuck did I read?
That woman’s eyes are crazy it really adds to the character, I couldn’t stop laughing
@Logan Roub i think he means Jackie?
“Oh thats blob”
Great way to start a year.
It's almost been a month...
How does Courtney literally look amazing with every wig she wears!
It is so relatable when a woman wants my kidney and comes our with a. DRILL?
An electric whisk
COME HERE MY LITTLE KIDNEY BEAN
ok my little protien guzzler
Nah pick me I’m a big bean 😏
@@IvyG-C u got me hard
I wasn’t sure about Jacklyn at first. After that kidney bit tho, she’s earned her place on smosh. Hope to see her in more stuff!
was thinking the same thing lol
Did she replace someone?
Me too.
We better see her in Smosh Pit soon
Even tho she pulled out a hand mixer
The kidney scene was the most Smosh thing I’ve seen in a while
"The Foot Bosom."
This phrase alone needs way more attention.
Whoever didn’t pause for the fan fic may as well have just skipped the whole video.
that or just dont like fan fiction
James Wohltman are you 50?
Zeref Dragneel I don’t like fan fiction, but this is an exception
Can't read it. Too tiny :(
Its just concerning
Damien and Jacklyn’s part -I’m stillll laughing after the video finished.
ジジ it was the best part
Would have been better with Shayne
@@brandon4098 replace both with shayne
ジジ i died when Damein crushed Keith to the wall 😂
@@Aquarious28Eve *Noah ?
1:10 "whengardium let me get in those jeans" I CANT BREATHE
Any one else pause it at the fan fiction stuff and read it?
Who else paused and read that epic fan fiction piece.
Christopher Hanzelka I did
Jacob Dunlop it’s a great fan fiction
i paused at the drivers license photo of olivia...apparently she is about 5 feet tall and weighs 305 pounds? XD
I did
Jacob Dunlop why not
This ain’t nothing like Dc, Maryland, or Virginia
Fat OAF ah I see what you did there
Fat OAF as a VA native, I applaud you 😆
I always thought the D stood for Delaware...
Fat OAF facts bruh
There was a mirror behind you and i could tell what you were typing the whole time PLOT TWIST!
1:12 i bet anyone would take their time and pause this piece of art.
Who still remembers when smosh was just Ian and Anthony
Good days
When smosh was smosh
SHUT UP
That was years ago, man. Are you guys still stuck on, "IaN aNd AnThOnY aRe ReAl SmOsH!!!!1111ONEONE!!"
"I wanted to slide into them DM's, but back then DM stood for dyptheria medication."
~Lasercorn 2019
Amber what video was that form again?
@@jmadmaxx7295 try not to laugh challenge apocalypse part 2
Smosh: “every dmv ever”
Everyone from Delaware, Maryland, and Virginia: *is confused*
Elizabeth Smith actually its DC, Maryland, and Virginia
Maggie Perry yes
I’ve got the Australian version Devonport Melbourne and Victoria
Everyone from other countries: more confused than ever.
And mass
Ideas for "Every Blank Ever"
Every Sailor Ever
Every Murder Ever
Every hypnotist Ever
Jurassic Remake ever
Every Farmer Ever
Every nightmare ever
Zohra Fatima. I would say keep Every Murder Ever, and possibly Every Nightmare Ever. I ruled out the ones like Every Hypnotist Ever because they are very specific and there isn’t much to go off of. Then, I removed ones like Every Farmer Ever because they would be too expensive to make. In Every Farmer Every, you would need props such as farming equipment to put in a barn backdrop. That stuffs expensive, especially because it’s only getting used once. Every Nightmare Ever could work if you can get creative, but the effects might be tough. Every Murder Every would be good because it is pretty general. You have a lot of existing media to work with as well, and because of that you have many ideas. You could make fun of cheap slashers like Scream or do something about Gen Z. I hope that this helps you,
Every "every blank ever"
CleanEstorc u do know what a green screen is right......
3:57 Me when my teacher says something about an exam
The organ doner one is so true 😂 When I first got my license six years ago, the lady at the DMV got pissy because I decided not to be an organ doner.
lmfao
I got a blood cancer, I can't do it myself because of that 🤷🏽♀️
Random fact: Hundreds of trees grow every year because of squirrels that forgot where they buried their food. 🐿🌲🌲🌲
SciFactsYT I know
Lol😂
SciFactsYT wow that’s actually pretty cool
SciFactsYT lmaooiii
Huh cool
0:23 ARE YOU KIDDING ME THAT WAS ALMOST 200 YEARS AGO!
1921
Trevor the Wolf, I believe that was Black Women Voting.
I dropped my iPad and it made the screen like shadowy and it made that whole “I want your kidneys” screen better
Jacklyn is absolutely HILARIOUS! i hope she’s in more of these
agreed, very funny
“You might get a peak at someone’s ankle.”
*courtney sitting with shorts and low socks*
Me: “ I already got a peaksie at the feetsie
Undertale Fan uh you good homie
Ummmmmmmmmmmm OK Then
.___.
I think this is the funniest every blank ever I've ever seen. The shrek/harry potter story and the kidney scene had me on the floor lol
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Smosh fan fiction: "Whengardium let me get in those jeans"
I’m not seeing enough people talking about “Diphtheria Medication Vaccination” and it’s not ok
Kayla Chen what’s that
There stuck at the sausage municipal farm still must be lol
@@chancedaman9634 watch their smosh summer games try not to laugh episode then come back, you're welcome
It was my favourite Lasercorn moment ever
Me: * Watches a hilarious smosh video while drinking one of their delicious coffees *
Livin' the dream
"Theres only so many combinations of fried foods, cheese, and jack daniels that I can make"😂😂 3:06
i was having a really rough night, but the bloopers made me laugh so hard :D
My Favourite Part Was On The Fan fiction When It Said "whengardium lemme get in those jeans" XD
I just watched your power rangers video from 14 years ago and I’m not even upset XD best video EVER
*me when I take off my glasses for 2 seconds*
2:04
When is Jacklyn gonna become a full time Smosh member
“Wingardium lemme get in those pants”
Best
Pickup line
Ever
Weirdest
Person
Ever
Y Tho how is that weird, that’s hot fan fic
Hahaha I literally was watching and I got an ad for a plane tracking app 😂😂😂 I said to myself “hahaha I’m not gonna be needing that for a while.
I love how CZcams is recommending me this now that I’m also done with Drivers Ed
“I was halfway there”
I’m actually crying
Best joke in the whole video
Lol, does anyone else notice that Noah’s becoming Brandon Calvillo? 😂
This is the best episode I’ve seen yet 😂😂🤷♀️
So happy to see Noah in these vids
It's a known fact that the longer the nails of a DMV worker, the longer the wait times become.
WHY ARE YOU ALREADY HERE
sosig
I finally found one early
He has ARISEN
Justin Y. No not again
Who else paused to read the whole Shrek Love Fan Fiction at 1:10 😂 😂 😂?? Please Don't tell me in the only one
Lol dont worry ur not alone
It was pretty good not gonna lie
I did😂
This was very accurate ! Great job!
Request: every neighborhood park ever.
Lol the blender lady was amazing 😆
6:00 got me. The way Noah can barely say, "halfway there"
Let's be honest
*Everyone stopped the video to read the fanfiction*
nah
Yeah
Yeah
Regret it
I did.
GIRL HOLDING THE MIXER WAS FUNNY lmao
When noah said i was halfway there i screamed laughing
Why does Courtney have to be so stylish
I'm literally gonna end up gay for her
-
Wtf you know she might read this
Bhavesh Patel well she is a .. Odd being 🙃
@@bhaveshjigna Well, it's technically a compliment
Same girl, same
No one:
Actually no one:
Me: DoEs DmV sTaNd FoR dIsNeY mOvIe
Funny skits, Food battle, Ian and Anthony. Where’d time go.
So happy to see keith,olivia, and noah
Recommend:
Every
Criminal
Farm
Car
Fan. Fic.
Drug store
Driving lesson
Eye exam
Ever
I like the eye exam 1
They'd all be funny, but I feel like the driving lesson one would be hilarious.
like all in one, or
Bar
Kyungmi Kim hair duyrer
No one:
Not a single soul:
Damien: NO!
We've waited for this longer than ive waited at the dmv
For real, that's the third video I'm watching, subscriiiibeeedd
1:11
"Wingardium lemme get in those jeans"
Can't wait to use this pick-up line one day
Dude, Jacklyn and Damien freaking got me 😂😂😂😂
You guys should do Every Rick and Morty ever. Damien and Shane would be great at playing Rick and Morty
"wengardium lemme get in those jeans"
omfg
“I don’t like the way that guy in the line is staring at me,”
“But, I’m bored,”
Let’s see where goes !
“we can do it now”
**pulls out hand mixer**
The chick with the hand mixer killed me! 😂😂😂
Once at the DMV my sister watched this group of people having a conversation and when they left she realized they weren't friends they had met at the DMV
"whengardium lemme get in those jeans" will be my new pick up line.
“Do a spin for me my little kidney bean” I died 🤣😩
I wasn't expecting the organ skit to come up again, almost choked to death 👌🏻
I cant wait for the tour i might go on February 4 at the Revolutionary hall in Portland cant wait
"Every Driv-Thru Ever", please
Back in my days DM stood for Diphtheria medication
Vaccination
@@DanS044 lmaoo
Totally an Iancorn moment no one can convince me otherwise
Keith reading the letters on the board was me the first time I got my eyes checked. “Uh... square... triangle... top right little corner”
Damien and Jacklyn deserve an Oscar, I’m just gonna say it ☺️
I'm glad us bigfoots never even have to go to the DMV out here in the wilderness
Get ready boos! I tracked him through his internet connection!
I really enjoy your content