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  • @soup5344
    @soup5344 Před 2 lety +4165

    The confidence in the statement: "I WILL FIND SOLUTION TO THE WEATHER" is arguably the best way to calm your passengers.

    • @valiang8867
      @valiang8867 Před 2 lety +72

      Sounds fucking badass xD

    • @TheOtherNeutrino
      @TheOtherNeutrino Před 2 lety +40

      They will find the final solution to the weather

    • @Talei2
      @Talei2 Před 2 lety +11

      @@TheOtherNeutrino brooo I was just thinking that 😂😂

    • @justincase3230
      @justincase3230 Před 2 lety +53

      (10 minutes later)
      "I fight Zeus, he sleeps now"

    • @valiang8867
      @valiang8867 Před 2 lety +5

      @@justincase3230 Exactly!

  • @DetectiveHouse
    @DetectiveHouse Před 3 lety +4109

    You’d be surprised how often the “switch it off and switch it back on again” method works when we experience technical difficulties on an aircraft 😅

    • @AK-jt7kh
      @AK-jt7kh Před 2 lety +233

      In that case you should just call your internet service provider when your airplane is malfunctioning.
      “Is everything plugged in?”
      “Are the cables loose?”
      “Turn it off and on.”
      “I’ll ask my manager”

    • @bigbirdscousin
      @bigbirdscousin Před 2 lety +48

      Excuse me what?

    • @ashleybroening6933
      @ashleybroening6933 Před 2 lety +37

      And isn't the reason for this that we just have a lot of electronics that have to work right, and they're easily fixed that way?

    • @chinita2463
      @chinita2463 Před 2 lety +26

      Mid flight, too!

    • @starfox5165
      @starfox5165 Před 2 lety +51

      from a lightbulb to a vr headset to a massive astronomy telescope, turning it off and on again is always an option and it works a surprisingly amount of the time

  • @simonz.1544
    @simonz.1544 Před 3 lety +3575

    I love his style: easily switching between constraint sophisticated British gentleman to savage unhinged bloke ^^

    • @sentientmushroom2594
      @sentientmushroom2594 Před 2 lety +39

      That’s how British people are I say that from experience as most of my family are British

    • @KBinturong
      @KBinturong Před 2 lety +8

      That’s what I love about British haha

    • @kacbcd
      @kacbcd Před rokem

      Excellent

    • @alehlete830
      @alehlete830 Před rokem

      He sounds Jamaican

    • @UnapologeticallyLexi
      @UnapologeticallyLexi Před 6 měsíci

      That’s why I love him so much! (He’s so damn gorgeous, too.)

  • @udayrajkadam5672
    @udayrajkadam5672 Před 3 lety +5398

    " British people like free stuff... "
    Well, that explains colonization....

  • @addisonandidk83
    @addisonandidk83 Před 2 lety +1169

    Jack: * gets insulted when called downton abbey*
    Also Jack: I am so sorry chaps but is it possible that when the movie starts we could bring this small ✨tet ta tet✨ to a swift conclusion

    • @eugenielegrand8590
      @eugenielegrand8590 Před 2 lety +74

      "tête à tête" ;-). I mean, if the point of the comment is to underline the pedantry, might as well go all the way! (I'm French, and it's French).

    • @tinaperez7393
      @tinaperez7393 Před 2 lety +14

      to a RATHER swift conclusion! 😂🤣😂

    • @Alonzi.
      @Alonzi. Před 2 lety +8

      @@eugenielegrand8590 I would expect nothing less from the french

    • @malloryadelman2465
      @malloryadelman2465 Před rokem +1

      @@eugenielegrand8590 what does "tête à tête" mean?

    • @eugenielegrand8590
      @eugenielegrand8590 Před rokem +5

      @@malloryadelman2465 it means when you talk with only one other people, directly in person.

  • @rhiannoncerys9191
    @rhiannoncerys9191 Před 6 lety +6501

    “Shut up downton abbey” 😂

  • @iwy8879
    @iwy8879 Před 5 lety +6325

    I love how Russel Howard talks about politics and Jack Whitehall talks about cheese strudel 😂😂😂

  • @kostet199812
    @kostet199812 Před 6 lety +3483

    "Strudel me up!" I died right then and there

    • @tillyboos
      @tillyboos Před 5 lety +11

      TessK Agreed. Jack Whitehall cracks me the FUCK UP EVERY TIME. 😂😂😂😂

    • @laurahall2710
      @laurahall2710 Před 3 lety +2

      R.I.P. me dead.

    • @fischerdogg
      @fischerdogg Před 2 lety +1

      @The Lowkey Socialite ME TOO 😭

  • @LunaAmiste
    @LunaAmiste Před 6 lety +5835

    this guy clearly has never met a dutch person. Last time people offered me a free pen i walked past them 10 times to get 10 pens.

    • @grumpierlion2217
      @grumpierlion2217 Před 6 lety +109

      Luna Amiste ik wist er een Nederlander zou zijn die dit zou zeggen

    • @alexfostes4021
      @alexfostes4021 Před 6 lety +156

      the Dutch are quite similar to the Brits - in some ways at least. The geographical proximity helps I guess

    • @CM-kr3rj
      @CM-kr3rj Před 6 lety +39

      Luna Amiste gratis en voordelig. Dutch gold 🤗😍

    • @formulaelectric
      @formulaelectric Před 5 lety +162

      If you were Scottish you'd just beat the shit out of the pen guy and take the lot...

    • @san18ful
      @san18ful Před 5 lety +52

      Of ikea potloodjes. Iedereen neemt die ook altijd mee. Alles wat gratis is. Als ze bij mij in de stad iets van eten of drinken uitdelen, dan staan er grote groepen mensen omheen. En ook al vinden sommigen het niet lekker, toch nemen ze het aan. Want gratis dus waarom niet 😂

  • @worgenbaelish5734
    @worgenbaelish5734 Před 4 lety +2910

    Jack: “You can’t sound intimidating with a voice like this.”
    Also Jack: 7:50 *does this shit*

    • @unicornbabe6893
      @unicornbabe6893 Před 2 lety +41

      Frr

    • @shoeboi4596
      @shoeboi4596 Před 2 lety +24

      *AHEM* one Example of British intimidating people (fake or real) Captain price.

    • @ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275
      @ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275 Před rokem +10

      Also 2:50. That _growl_. That's how you know you should fear

    • @danielwinchester4759
      @danielwinchester4759 Před rokem

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  • @JohnCena-ph3st
    @JohnCena-ph3st Před 6 lety +792

    'NAH shut up downtown abbey ' 😂😂😂

  • @zeraer8115
    @zeraer8115 Před 4 lety +279

    The fact that he actually spoke the words "Human Torch" casually in stand-up makes him entitled to his strudel.

  • @melissas4226
    @melissas4226 Před 5 lety +881

    There are two types of British people on the burger situation - too awkward to say they want the strudel and just sit and stare ..... or jack

    • @emilyisme8
      @emilyisme8 Před 4 lety +20

      I am the former but my mum is DEFINITELY the latter 😂

    • @lovelyjanuary
      @lovelyjanuary Před 3 lety +2

      Lolololol

    • @astro_stims
      @astro_stims Před 3 lety +3

      There is a video of a british train station lift with a cup in the middle of the door way and everyone walks around it

    • @Iristoddlewis
      @Iristoddlewis Před 2 lety

      @@astro_stims ppppppp

    • @fishfish7985
      @fishfish7985 Před 2 lety

      But very angry that they don't have a strudel

  • @vishal6202
    @vishal6202 Před 5 lety +863

    He's sounding more and more like Michael McIntyre

    • @thebeatsieboys
      @thebeatsieboys Před 5 lety +31

      I thought I was going a bit mad

    • @Tee-of1rr
      @Tee-of1rr Před 4 lety +25

      Ffs now all I hear is Micheal 😩😩

    • @alienatedbanana9990
      @alienatedbanana9990 Před 4 lety +21

      I was doing something and listening to CZcams in the background on autoplay and when this video started playing. I genuinely thought it was Michael until I clicked the tab and saw someone completely different and got the shock of my life

    • @martinmills135
      @martinmills135 Před 4 lety +11

      You’re so right. When his voice cracks a little at 3:23. You’d swear he was doing it on purpose.

    • @robynsummers8288
      @robynsummers8288 Před 4 lety +8

      When I heard it on tiktok I was 100% sure it was Micheal until I searched it up

  • @madeleineg.k.3119
    @madeleineg.k.3119 Před 3 lety +723

    As an American, I never thought it was weird that I take anything and everything that is free until I was at a movie theater with some friends, and grabbed like a handful of those free mints afterward, because, well, they were *free*, which caused my friends to look at me like I was crazy, which prompted a whole discussion about how apparently it's not normal to take the free hotel soaps when you leave??? What???

    • @ticketyboo2456
      @ticketyboo2456 Před 2 lety +75

      Madeleine G. K. By taking the soaps you're doing your bit for the environment as I'm pretty sure they dispose of them after guests leave anyway.

    • @vermontvampyre
      @vermontvampyre Před 2 lety +37

      @@ticketyboo2456 They mean taking more than the soaps you open and use. Most people I know of leave the open and used soaps but take any that they didn't use during their stay. Ones that are unused during a stay are taken by hotel staff/used for the next guests. When I got to a hotel...I take both the ones I used and the ones I didn't >.>

    • @desvexel840
      @desvexel840 Před 2 lety +41

      donate the soaps that you take from hotels (if unopened) to homeless shelters. It helps a lot because homeless shelters dont get enough donations, especially of hygene products

    • @oranphillips6940
      @oranphillips6940 Před 2 lety +27

      Free mints!? At a cinema? WHAT!

    • @McRebeldes1
      @McRebeldes1 Před 2 lety +7

      I'm also an american (from Brazil), and here you would be one of us lol we have a saying that says "For free? I accept even a vaccine on my forehead"

  • @zofiatyburek
    @zofiatyburek Před 3 lety +280

    9:38
    "And I realized
    THREE FUNDAMENTAL TRUTHS AT THE EXACT SAME TIIIIIMEEEEE"

    • @phillipasoocinnamonroll4812
      @phillipasoocinnamonroll4812 Před 3 lety +21

      NUMBER 1:
      I’M A GIRL IN A WORLD IN WHICH MY ONLY JOB IS TO MARRY RICH

    • @paigemoody2044
      @paigemoody2044 Před 3 lety +16

      My father has no sons so I'm the one who has to social climb the one

    • @shypom-pom8369
      @shypom-pom8369 Před 3 lety +16

      So I’m the oldest and the wittiest and the gossip in New York City is insidious and Alexander is penniless
      Ha, that doesn’t mean I want him any less

    • @h3arts..4morg
      @h3arts..4morg Před 2 lety +11

      NUMBER 2: HE IS AFTER ME BECAUSE IM A SCHUYLER SISTER THAT ELEVATES HIS STATUS, I HAVE TO BE NAIVE TO SET THAT ASIDE, MAYBE THAT IS WHY, I INTRODUCE HIM TO ELIZA, NOW THATS HIS BRIDE, NICE GOING ANGELICA, HE WAS RIGHT, HE WILL NEVER BE SATISFIED.

    • @TheMultiGamerOfficial
      @TheMultiGamerOfficial Před 2 lety +4

      @@h3arts..4morg NUMBER 3: I KNOW MY SISTER LIKE I KNOW MY OWN MIND, YOU WILL NEVER FIND ANYONE AS TRUSTING OR AS KIND!

  • @Darkkrebs
    @Darkkrebs Před 2 lety +203

    3:52 "PLEASE DO NOT BE ALARMED!!!!!"
    4:04 "WE ARE EXPERIENCING SOME TURBULENCE PROBLEMS!!! BUT DO NOT WORRY, I WILL FIND SOLUTION TO THE WEATHER!!!!"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tommiddleton6590
    @tommiddleton6590 Před 5 lety +208

    “Ich vill find solution to zee wether!” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @abnorashabani2666
    @abnorashabani2666 Před 3 lety +112

    Jack: The Airport Lady
    also Jack: "GUTEN TAG MEIN HERR"
    hahahahaha

  • @lukasoitzl133
    @lukasoitzl133 Před 6 lety +221

    I think this outed me as a non-Brit when I was on the bus to Aberdeen and they offered free drinks and biscuits and I said no. The shock in that woman's face - me declining something for free. Are you really sure you do not want this free drink???? Hilarious!

  • @nottoday4168
    @nottoday4168 Před 6 lety +686

    "Shut up Downton Abbey!" 😂 Pure gold

  • @elliscollantine1228
    @elliscollantine1228 Před 5 lety +140

    “Naw shut up downtown abbey” 😂 funniest thing I’ve heard all day

  • @williamjackson9355
    @williamjackson9355 Před 2 lety +1

    Dude is a fucking poet

  • @patrickgibsonmusic
    @patrickgibsonmusic Před 6 lety +617

    The whole thing about about free food is so true. I went to an Italian restaurant near me for my mum's birthday. We had eaten 3 courses but the waiter found out it was my mum's birthday, so gave us a free tiramisu. Guess where that went

  • @finnity66
    @finnity66 Před 3 lety +134

    Says his voice isn’t intimidating.
    “STRUDEL ME UP”

  • @georgefreeman8051
    @georgefreeman8051 Před 6 lety +704

    His American accent is amazing

    • @fizzybizzy3790
      @fizzybizzy3790 Před 4 lety +12

      No it wasn't

    • @xxsohalalmodexx
      @xxsohalalmodexx Před 3 lety +8

      Ikr it's so good

    • @KiraSlith
      @KiraSlith Před 2 lety +2

      For a moment you can't tell he's a British man.

    • @ahmerraza4756
      @ahmerraza4756 Před 2 lety +2

      bro have you even heard an american accent

    • @georgefreeman8051
      @georgefreeman8051 Před 2 lety +2

      @@ahmerraza4756 you're replying from a comment from 4 years ago...
      Check yourself before you check others

  • @cosygirlreads
    @cosygirlreads Před 3 měsíci

    "Jack Whitehall knew 3 things with absolute certainty"

  • @theelephantintheroom69
    @theelephantintheroom69 Před 2 lety +1

    "ON DEE VEE DEE" 🤣

  • @plazmuteam5495
    @plazmuteam5495 Před 4 lety +94

    0:21 'YOUTHS' Jack u sound like your dad
    😂

    • @niebsinthewild
      @niebsinthewild Před 3 lety

      I thought he said YEUTS... like the chavvy version on youths 😂😂😂

  • @Solidude
    @Solidude Před 5 lety +55

    Imagine him rehearsing all this in front of the mirror and you're his room mate or neighbor

  • @naymeequillo
    @naymeequillo Před 11 měsíci +1

    The Brits and the Dutch have SO MUCH in common 🤣

  • @The987654321andy
    @The987654321andy Před 2 lety +1

    Shut up Dowton Abbey is best line ever!

  • @addisonandidk83
    @addisonandidk83 Před 2 lety +38

    Only British teens would actually be able to turn Downton Abbey into an insult….
    “ nah ShUt Up DoWnToN aBbEy!!”

  • @tlm810
    @tlm810 Před 6 lety +496

    Have never been a connoisseur of comedians nor have I really found many that were actually funny but after watching many of your original videos after seeing you on the Graham Norton Show, I have grown to think that you are simple HILARIOUS! Love your times with your Father.

    • @daisyyy7041
      @daisyyy7041 Před 5 lety +2

      apart from he doesn't actually write his own stand up :/

    • @jcdenton5828
      @jcdenton5828 Před 5 lety

      Daisyyy Wow really? Is the information of who does online?

    • @totalweirdo8538
      @totalweirdo8538 Před 5 lety +4

      @@daisyyy7041 Are you sure? I'm not saying you're wrong, but that really surprises me.

    • @laurahall2710
      @laurahall2710 Před 3 lety

      That's where I saw him first too!

    • @beatm6948
      @beatm6948 Před 2 lety +5

      @@jcdenton5828 he supposedly works with a friend of his? I've also seen people state that he has a team, but not from a trusted source from what I can tell. But yes, he does not write all his jokes. I have no clue if he writes any of them, though i see things like imply he does write some.

  • @hearteyes444chloe
    @hearteyes444chloe Před 2 lety +1

    “NAW SHUT UP DOWNTON ABBAY!”

  • @zetanist
    @zetanist Před 6 lety +688

    He has like a perfect Stewie voice from Family Guy.

  • @annistar9693
    @annistar9693 Před 2 lety +25

    I've been going on a binge of his content and am never sure if I'm watching a comedy skit or a mental breakdown.

  • @alimayasmr8749
    @alimayasmr8749 Před 5 lety +50

    "I was on a budget airline once..." 😂😂😂

  • @bananbanbroc
    @bananbanbroc Před rokem +2

    "I dont have a very intimidating voice"
    "WE'RE GONNA DRINK SO MUCH BLOODY FREE ALCOHOL TYLERS GONNA HAVE TO PUT A PAYMENT PLAN ON IS HOUSE."

  • @user-cc3vx5gv6l
    @user-cc3vx5gv6l Před 5 lety +1786

    8:15
    “Where the hell is my cheese strudel?!”
    “Sir is eating ze burger”
    “Yes, I know sir is eating ze burger, sir bought ze burger from ze airport, so that sir could eat ze burger on ze bl**dy plane”
    😂 😂 😂

    • @user-cc3vx5gv6l
      @user-cc3vx5gv6l Před 5 lety +14

      Jessica Blandford I know but even so it can still offend people sometimes, it’s just to be safe :)

    • @josh.cohenmusic
      @josh.cohenmusic Před 5 lety +19

      Alastor {Hazbin Hotel} well i would normally be offended by a word as vulgar as that but you put asterisks in it so im fine now

    • @owen_2894
      @owen_2894 Před 5 lety +15

      Why are you censoring ‘bloody’ when commenting on a jack Whitehall stand up comedy show. He says a lot worse.

    • @mattwake7792
      @mattwake7792 Před 3 lety +2

      @@josh.cohenmusic are you a fucking snowflake or something ahhaa

    • @Vyyy290
      @Vyyy290 Před 2 lety

      @@mattwake7792 r/woooosh

  • @sirpizo555
    @sirpizo555 Před 6 lety +338

    7:49 When the postman walks past your house without your delivery

  • @t.gadsby199
    @t.gadsby199 Před 2 lety +9

    He has the manic posh energy of a Renaissance Fair comedy show doing all of Shakespeare’s tragedies in one act

  • @sashalock7820
    @sashalock7820 Před 2 lety

    With the switch it off and on again I was fully prepared for the ‘wet paper towel’

  • @novamcclintic3926
    @novamcclintic3926 Před 2 lety

    Jack Whitehall "Strudel me Up!"

  • @SergioTheOne
    @SergioTheOne Před 6 lety +1775

    “Reboot the engine” I died 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jessicasaputra7451
    @jessicasaputra7451 Před 4 lety +62

    OMG I love Jack Whitehall, he has the most relatable stories and he tells they in the funniest way

  • @Caroline-us1hn
    @Caroline-us1hn Před rokem +1

    The Dutch do this too... We have a saying "als het maar gratis is". Which is basically "even if you do not need it, if its free, you will take it"

  • @saraq64
    @saraq64 Před 5 lety +40

    Wow. He is so underrated. That energy

  • @toby.mp3
    @toby.mp3 Před 4 lety +25

    “Shut up downtown abbey”

  • @ifffyreviews
    @ifffyreviews Před rokem +1

    bro made me choke on an orange

  • @Soul_404.
    @Soul_404. Před rokem

    7:48 “o dear o dear o dear…we’re do u think your going” 😂

  • @jasmineryelle3472
    @jasmineryelle3472 Před 4 lety +182

    The thing about obsession with free stuff was so funny because it happens in Kenya also. Even the one about donating blood because we get free biscuits and juice 😂.
    Guess they colonized us and passed on their bad habits 😂🇰🇪

    • @valeriepark9444
      @valeriepark9444 Před 2 lety +5

      American here, and I get really excited to vote because then I get a FREE STICKER proclaiming what I did

  • @lara-E
    @lara-E Před 6 lety +90

    "strudel me up," I'm deaddddddddddd

  • @allisonandthegoldonlife874

    This man is insanely god at his job🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

  • @operator_hoodie
    @operator_hoodie Před rokem +4

    Jack’s impression of London youths is very accurate.

  • @justinsagen9390
    @justinsagen9390 Před 2 lety +18

    One of the best comedians in British history

  • @annahawkins7474
    @annahawkins7474 Před 5 lety

    "where the fuck do you think your going?"

  • @dandaradealencar8735
    @dandaradealencar8735 Před 2 lety

    He was not kidding when he said he likes drama.

  • @razzle1964
    @razzle1964 Před 6 lety +20

    "...hooded ne'er do wells"! fucking hilarious. Well done, Jack.

  • @justpaula3999
    @justpaula3999 Před 5 lety +64

    I am a German but I am not Offended 🤣🤣🤣🤣 You make me Laughshit🤣🤣

    • @ohitsjustmia7969
      @ohitsjustmia7969 Před 4 lety +5

      Just Paula I’m German too and it’s so freaking funny to watch. Oh and Trevor Noah talking about Germany is extremely funny as well

    • @existinguser7788
      @existinguser7788 Před 4 lety

      it makes you laugh or it makes you shit?

  • @HexIsOnYoutube
    @HexIsOnYoutube Před rokem +1

    I'm watching this while eating free porridge...

  • @lexwithbub
    @lexwithbub Před 2 lety

    Our family slogan - If it's free, take two!

  • @RaidenLJ
    @RaidenLJ Před 2 lety +8

    I don’t get how the crowd laughs and stops laughing so perfectly

  • @sloshypath
    @sloshypath Před 4 lety +49

    How does he have THE EXACT SAME voice as Michael McIntyre

  • @jessicabamber6088
    @jessicabamber6088 Před 2 lety +2

    "Shut up Downton Abby" made me think of Bad Education

  • @NyxValorantHax
    @NyxValorantHax Před rokem +1

    1:20 is that linus tech tips

  • @swarnimad7051
    @swarnimad7051 Před 5 lety +19

    Sir is also eating a burger....🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

  • @joey2238
    @joey2238 Před 5 lety +13

    This man performs like he's still in character from Bad Education.

  • @djprogramer973
    @djprogramer973 Před rokem +1

    Do me a favor and throw in a "Yes lord" and "Hallelujah" every once in a while so that I can lie about attending church

  • @DaveTexas
    @DaveTexas Před 11 měsíci

    My last British Airways flight - ten hours from Heathrow to Texas - had two meals for the steerage class. I got my dinner, then I slept upright in my seat with my face six inches from the back of the seat in front of me. (I had pharmaceutical help.) Come morning, or whatever time it was eight hour later, the flight attendant came down the aisle with breakfast. She completely went past my row. I thought she perhaps had to go restock her trolley, but she never came back. I looked and saw that the row behind me had food, as did all the rest of the rows to the back of the plane.
    I unhooked my seatbelt, marched myself to the rear galley, and asked if there was a reason I had been bypassed during the food service. She told me that she had served everyone. I explained to her that this statement was not true. I then explained that I am a type 1 diabetic and had planned my insulin around eating breakfast. She told me that she was sorry, but there was no more food. I told her that her carelessness would likely cause me to have a medical emergency before we landed.
    That statement finally lit a fire under her. She went up to first class, but came back saying there was no more food anywhere on the plane. Great. How are we going to fix this? Next, one of the pilots came back, and I explained the situation to him - pointing out that the flight attendant’s carelessness was the cause of the problem. I gave myself insulin when I saw them starting to hand out the food, but then my row was skipped. More discussion followed, and I ended up with a couple of little cartons of orange juice. That at least kept my blood sugar from crashing.
    The pilot took my information and told me someone from the airline would be contacting me. A few days later, someone emailed me. They wanted to offer me something for my "trouble." They would provide me with vouchers for a couple of free food items on a future flight. Huh? The food I was supposed to get was already free. I asked about this and was told they had "upgraded" food options available. All I had to do was to sign a little form. A little form that said I’d agree to not sue them.
    I declined the offer. I told them that, one, I was never going to fly British Air again, and two, I wished to retain the right to Sue them should I discover that their cavalier carelessness caused some yet-unknown physical damage.
    The representative from the airline didn’t like this.
    I told him to await word from my attorney . He then offered to throw in a bunch of drink vouchers. I informed him that I don’t drink alcohol. And that I wouldn’t be able to use his little vouchers because I wasn’t ever flying BA again…unless he was going to offer me something like a flight voucher.
    Nope. He couldn’t offer that.
    So, I told him to await an email from my attorney, and to inform the unprofessional flight attendant that she should also await communication from my attorney.
    And that was that. I had no intention of suing them, but I didn’t want them to know that. I hadn’t even thought about that until they tried to get me to sign away my right to do that. I’ve kept my word, however, and haven’t gotten back in a BA flight in the eight years since this happened. Lufthansa works just fine for me.

  • @starreid9712
    @starreid9712 Před 5 lety +18

    That cheesy pocket of misery. That killed me 😂

  • @karengames4522
    @karengames4522 Před 4 lety +31

    He sounds like Stewie when he’s older or that fish thing from American dad

  • @jonnycar5006
    @jonnycar5006 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Awesome humour

  • @Ghost-lk2fc
    @Ghost-lk2fc Před rokem

    As an American, I can say that we are also obsessed with free stuff. I have so many pens, notepads, hotel soaps and lotions, socks, t-shirts, pins, sample beauty products, etc that I have accumulated over time because if something is being offered for free, I don't leave without it.
    There's a town in my state that has a shop with hundreds of sauces and condiments that they let you sample with crackers, they just have them laying out on tables for you to try. Every time I go to that town, I go in that shop, sample everything in the store until I get full, and leave. Free lunch.

  • @garyc129
    @garyc129 Před 3 lety +6

    he sounds like Kermit 😂 4:36

  • @christinawatkinsyoutube
    @christinawatkinsyoutube Před 5 lety +48

    I flew with Scandanavian and I got free coffee, I took more when they offered more because it was royalty compared to RyanAir hahaha

  • @peter_pansexual6243
    @peter_pansexual6243 Před 3 lety +1

    I'm german and I love free shit.

  • @whowasthatguy1014
    @whowasthatguy1014 Před rokem +1

    The 3 vital pieces fucking killed me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mmmmonke8085
    @mmmmonke8085 Před 5 lety +14

    It felt like I was watching a Shakespearean act

  • @judeforrester6641
    @judeforrester6641 Před 6 lety +22

    This is why Churchill looked the way he did

  • @TheGimpy117
    @TheGimpy117 Před 10 měsíci

    4:40 Must have been an E jet. Every Maintenance Bulletin Requires An Electrical Reset

  • @yoshinpixels9924
    @yoshinpixels9924 Před 3 lety +1

    3:18 doot

  • @GK-ym1nq
    @GK-ym1nq Před 5 lety +43

    I thought every airline have you the food for free. The Australian ones do. It's not good meals, but it's free! On my twelfth birthday, I got to go in an airplane to Queensland from Victoria on my own and dad paid points to get me in business class. I got lamb for lunch and it was MAGNIFICENT! the flight attendant also said I had made her day and helped me to the next gate to catch the next plane and she told every other flight attendant she saw on the way. I was only being polite

  • @lozzamacca5775
    @lozzamacca5775 Před 5 lety +9

    “NAH shut up downton Abby” 😂😭

  • @muhammadahmad680
    @muhammadahmad680 Před 2 lety

    Pret A Manger watched this and they LEARNED

  • @peterpodgorski
    @peterpodgorski Před rokem +2

    Anyone else thinks he just sounds like Stewie from Family Guy?😂

  • @bluegamer353
    @bluegamer353 Před 5 lety +9

    That shut up downtown abbey was from his old tv series bad education 😂😂

  • @kylecorbinmusic
    @kylecorbinmusic Před 6 lety +36

    His american accent sounds so much like Carlton XDDDD

  • @firecat201
    @firecat201 Před 2 lety

    “Periodt💅💅💅 yeah”

  • @Kartoffelsack
    @Kartoffelsack Před 2 lety

    I waited for a colony joke while he was talking about taking "free" things

  • @issyxx411
    @issyxx411 Před 4 lety +3

    PLeAsE DO Not Be AlLaRMeD !!
    Killed me 😂😂😂

  • @unknownravesongs....5527
    @unknownravesongs....5527 Před 2 lety +4

    Pls do not be alarmed😂 3:50

  • @mashpolson1
    @mashpolson1 Před 5 lety +1

    "Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, where the fuck do you think you're going??" XD

  • @isabelleholman9943
    @isabelleholman9943 Před 5 lety +1

    I love free shit 😂😂

  • @stickwoodthebrand
    @stickwoodthebrand Před 5 lety +5

    7:51 best F bomb EVER PERIOD

  • @acressss
    @acressss Před 6 lety +305

    Hahaha , i can't stop laughing . You've made my teeth feel so dry 😂😂

  • @parker6634
    @parker6634 Před rokem +1

    I love his Netflx special

  • @lukepennington3376
    @lukepennington3376 Před rokem

    2:00 ... a whole country peacefully minding it's own business...

  • @Rose-yx6jq
    @Rose-yx6jq Před rokem +1

    Why do I love his American accent impression? Because helpful is pretty spy on. But that is like generalized fifties American boy youth.

  • @collinblack9801
    @collinblack9801 Před 5 lety +10

    The heck? As he was talking about the cheese strudel, I started smelling cheese. I realized that my parents were actually cooking something 😂