Ordering A Takeaway | Kevin Bridges: The Brand New Tour

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  • @KevinBridgesComedian
    @KevinBridgesComedian  Před 2 lety +273

    HOOSE RICE!!! Watch The Sleepover From Hell Here - czcams.com/video/pXvtEImH_L8/video.html

    • @Jeweleye62
      @Jeweleye62 Před 2 lety +14

      Those bloody Cassidy's....who the feck cooks their own rice when having a takeaway?! 🤣

    • @davefrancisjarrett3563
      @davefrancisjarrett3563 Před 2 lety +3

      Pulling a Chicken?
      Spatchcock!
      Aye lad... Pre-empted indeed!

    • @majellaconlon9344
      @majellaconlon9344 Před 2 lety +1

      Lol that’s exactly what I thought of - your sleep over n no rice 🍚 fs who orders no rice like 🤣🤣🤣

    • @philpants44
      @philpants44 Před rokem

      get somethin in a fryin pan!

    • @morten.hekkvang
      @morten.hekkvang Před 11 měsíci

      I'd be the dad eating away on my 2nd or 3rd KitKat after 30 minutes of waiting 😅

  • @hannahsweeney2385
    @hannahsweeney2385 Před 2 lety +930

    "We've been sent the Hoose rice's Chinese!"😂😂😂

  • @BlandBloke
    @BlandBloke Před 2 lety +674

    Bruh I felt the nostalgia and I've never even lived a life like that. That's some great storytelling right there.

    • @BlandBloke
      @BlandBloke Před rokem +5

      @@BertBobRobert I'm not from Scotland. Heck, I'm not even from Europe. That's the whole point.

    • @karmicabundance9598
      @karmicabundance9598 Před rokem +5

      @@BertBobRobert You think people from scotland are the only people who order chinese takeaway. I lived the exact same childhood and i'm from england... We say bruh

    • @james6901
      @james6901 Před rokem +1

      @@BlandBloke DONT WORRY ABOUT BERT,,,hes english,,,we scots knew what you meant

    • @robertminnis3244
      @robertminnis3244 Před rokem +4

      I'm Irish and this was indeed Friday night

    • @kevinross2515
      @kevinross2515 Před 7 měsíci +1

      I never even knew I had memories like saved until I seen this . The weird house smell , the weird food . Brilliant

  • @mrpleasurehead
    @mrpleasurehead Před 4 měsíci +32

    This lad is genius. He never fails to have me in tears of laughter.

  • @Briano76
    @Briano76 Před 7 měsíci +62

    The best part about this is that in his hometown (Clydebank) there is actually a Chinese takeaway called The Lucky Panda. Makes it even more real. 😂

    • @barryhamilton7845
      @barryhamilton7845 Před 5 měsíci +3

      Because it's one of the best Chinese takeaways in Clydebank.He could have mentioned one of four in Hardgate,where he's from, but he didn't,and rather mentioned one from Dalmuir.

    • @Briano76
      @Briano76 Před 5 měsíci

      @@barryhamilton7845 I use Lily’s in Hardgate. There’s The Empire and the one next to the petrol station. Where’s the 4th?

    • @barryhamilton7845
      @barryhamilton7845 Před 5 měsíci +1

      @briano9894 Spring garden at the petrol station ,Good and cheap on Cochno road,round the corner from the Goldenhill pub,The Empire and Lily's.

    • @Briano76
      @Briano76 Před 5 měsíci

      @@barryhamilton7845 I lived in duntocher for 13 years until last year and I completely forgot about the good n cheap 🙈

    • @rm009z0858
      @rm009z0858 Před 2 měsíci +2

      Is there one in Larkhall called 'The Orange Wok'?

  • @ventedbus4917
    @ventedbus4917 Před 10 měsíci +43

    I have never been so invested in a story about takeaway before

  • @drradska8107
    @drradska8107 Před 2 lety +310

    Agh, Kev, this brings back memories! Holding on to that cheap paper menu, ordering over the phone. 100% certainty that you're never going to get the correct order. 🤣

    • @Fyreflier
      @Fyreflier Před 2 lety +18

      debating over whether to get the thing that sounds good or the thing you can actually pronouce
      then remembering it's all numbered

    • @click8708
      @click8708 Před rokem +12

      The cheap, slightly faded menu that each family member would spend 10 minutes looking at before deciding on getting what they have always gotten for the past 9 years.

    • @TL-ps5qo
      @TL-ps5qo Před 2 měsíci

      Bridges asks the '666' audience to talk down to children who are 'TL' aligned. This is unacceptable. Also, children who are 'TL' are naturally dominant and alpha. They will take a superior status over beta people, including adults.

    • @1gerard47
      @1gerard47 Před měsícem

      Cats.

    • @1gerard47
      @1gerard47 Před měsícem

      Another cat probably your neighbors 😂ck8708 called Felix.

  • @SarcasticCharacter
    @SarcasticCharacter Před 3 měsíci +10

    "Surely somebodies pulled a chicken"🤣

  • @user-jv2tw1no8x
    @user-jv2tw1no8x Před 9 měsíci +16

    Familiar experiences on ordering a takeaway- it applies to nearly everyone. The walk to the window - classic

  • @CrackWarrior
    @CrackWarrior Před 2 lety +119

    The most relatable comedian ever. Fact.

    • @p382742937423y4
      @p382742937423y4 Před 6 měsíci +1

      Are you validating what you just said, by stating: fact?
      Now that's funny.

  • @cameroncross2560
    @cameroncross2560 Před 2 lety +59

    The hoose rice household is now responsible for the 2 worst night of Kevin’s life😂😂

  • @andreashaynes3346
    @andreashaynes3346 Před 2 lety +75

    Comedy story telling at it’s very best!!! OUTSTANDING KEVIN 🤣👍🤣👍🤣

  • @ImGoingSupersonic
    @ImGoingSupersonic Před 9 měsíci +6

    This guy is an amazing story teller.

  • @joycedaniels1665
    @joycedaniels1665 Před 9 měsíci +9

    I’ve watched this clip many times and it still holds me fit to burst. Kevin you are a superb reader of human nature.

  • @kirstynweinberg
    @kirstynweinberg Před 2 měsíci +4

    I've been sending it to my circle where some get the accent, whereas others are wth as I cramp up.
    Those that are good with with his speech crack up. It's our 80-90's childhoods.

  • @cliffclavin3865
    @cliffclavin3865 Před 2 lety +168

    Best comedian on the planet! Seen him live twice. Each tour he has done, he as actually got even better!! Cannot fucking wait til july👍👍

    • @thetravellingforceuser
      @thetravellingforceuser Před 2 lety +5

      I agree. He is the best comedian

    • @danconstable1303
      @danconstable1303 Před rokem +1

      I’m seeing him next month in Newcastle! First time seeing a live comedian

    • @shaunsocha421
      @shaunsocha421 Před 11 měsíci +1

      Well lads let's have it, how did them shows go

    • @ccinnz
      @ccinnz Před 6 měsíci

      Saw him just last night in Auckland… awesome.

    • @patrickdemarcevol
      @patrickdemarcevol Před 5 měsíci

      Absolutely right. I'm French half Brit, but happen to have a very good Glaswegian friend, picked up her accent after all the years talking to her and now understand 90% of what Kevin is saying. The 10% left is just pure poetry to me 😀

  • @michaelcorleone7598
    @michaelcorleone7598 Před 11 dny +2

    The best comedian in the game and has been for a long time 😂

  • @user-xh8iv6xj8r
    @user-xh8iv6xj8r Před 4 měsíci +4

    Cassidy! The jig is up! Lovely tie into a previous joke! Well done, Kev!

  • @CptDionysos951
    @CptDionysos951 Před 7 měsíci +6

    That callback to the Cassidy's was incredible.

  • @BossBible
    @BossBible Před 2 lety +71

    This was an experience. Amazing from beginning to end. I also got the house rice reference from months ago 😂😂😂

    • @james6901
      @james6901 Před rokem +2

      hoose rice was from years ago...when he started out...

  • @johncapewell7520
    @johncapewell7520 Před 2 měsíci +3

    I'm thankful I was a kid in the 90s and was the last true generation that 'played outside'. He perfectly described ordering and waiting for the Chinese to arrive. I was the one who used to go to the window every now an then 😂😂😂.

  • @user-nb1lx6hm2i
    @user-nb1lx6hm2i Před 5 měsíci +5

    I attended two of kevins shows in Edinbrugh. Enjoyed them. I cant wait for him to return. I nevee laufhed so hard . He is briliant.😂😂😂 Cheers Kevin.❤❤

  • @patrickdemarcevol
    @patrickdemarcevol Před 5 měsíci +10

    Love his occasional grin, just like when he started the stand up thing. You know that's when you're laughning out loud

  • @thediamonddust
    @thediamonddust Před rokem +10

    Genius this lad. Absolutely love him.

  • @johnmurray3956
    @johnmurray3956 Před 5 měsíci +4

    He’s a legend… He hud me goin “Aw fuck, we’ve waited aw this time for regurgitated shite?”….. Then Boom! 🤣🤣

  • @thestrengthwithin4249
    @thestrengthwithin4249 Před rokem +20

    The king of stand up 🙌
    Comedy genius 🙌

  • @regroyle447
    @regroyle447 Před 8 měsíci +4

    Brilliant

  • @philjohnston9889
    @philjohnston9889 Před rokem +24

    I remember seeing Kevin during this tour in Belfast with my sister and we both where crying with laughter during this bit. I was hurting from laughing that much 😂 no matter how many times I see this routine it will always be fucking hilarious 😂😂

  • @derin111
    @derin111 Před rokem +15

    I lived in Glasgow for 5 years from 1998 to 2003. Watching him really makes me miss it.

    • @james6901
      @james6901 Před rokem

      Delivery driver for the lucky panda?

    • @mandalorian1402
      @mandalorian1402 Před rokem

      @@james6901 he did one delivery in that time

  • @djghost09
    @djghost09 Před 8 měsíci +5

    I find this so funny because I've been in this situation

  • @2760ade
    @2760ade Před 2 lety +21

    You wouldn't get the 'hoose rice' and 'Cassidys' if you hadn't watched his 'sleepover' story. I couldn't work out what was so funny the first time I watched this!

    • @ZakRC_
      @ZakRC_ Před měsícem

      Lucky I watched that one first then came to this one, completely caught me off guard 😂

  • @JamesGillComedy
    @JamesGillComedy Před 6 měsíci +5

    The 🐐. And I don't say that lightly. All hail King Kev. 👑

  • @davidbrownybrown6338
    @davidbrownybrown6338 Před 2 lety +40

    One of the best comedians ever for me absolutely hilarious 😂🤣

  • @danieldavid3160
    @danieldavid3160 Před rokem +8

    Pure brilliance! Many thanks Kevin Bridges!

  • @AndrewSmith-fj8jj
    @AndrewSmith-fj8jj Před 5 měsíci +4

    This guys too funny 😂😂 onion rings and spare rib

  • @siyabongantombela1762
    @siyabongantombela1762 Před 2 lety +7

    As soon as I heard "Cassidy" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @sophiehalliday4289
    @sophiehalliday4289 Před 11 měsíci +10

    This used to happen when I stayed with my parents, we can all relate to Kevin bridges 😂😂

  • @bunty4482
    @bunty4482 Před rokem +7

    My gosh this man is pure gold

  • @HarveyVamp
    @HarveyVamp Před rokem +17

    Fantastic as always. Love the ending flash back to much earlier material. Awesome comedian.

  • @andytraill
    @andytraill Před rokem +8

    The escalation after the kit kat. 😂
    First time ordered a Calzone it was a tag team effort on the phone about this "you gave us HALF a PIZZA!" threats to windows etc.

    • @ahmedashour8177
      @ahmedashour8177 Před 7 měsíci +1

      I thought only my wife pulls the divorce card over nothings

  • @susanphillips9864
    @susanphillips9864 Před rokem +4

    He's just The BEST!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @killianward9127
    @killianward9127 Před rokem +14

    100% my favourite comedian, I love this guy

  • @Jones-xx2gc
    @Jones-xx2gc Před 2 lety +20

    Love Kevin Bridges. Watched him at the Grand theatre in Lancaster a few years ago, what a night. Support your local venues if you can get a class act in.

  • @MrRigmunkee1
    @MrRigmunkee1 Před rokem +5

    I would listen to him reading an encyclopedia. Literally.

    • @oaflet
      @oaflet Před 9 měsíci

      I've done that.
      Pick an item.
      Read the intro.
      Branch off onto some side issue.
      Expiate briefly on that.
      Find something obscure, either in the text or (preferably) what you've invented.
      Take off on that - now you've diverged twice.
      Start freewheeling, getting more and more ridiculous.
      Abandon any pretext of reality, reasonability, or logic.
      Stop suddenly. Read the next sentence past where you first diverged.
      Pass a nasty comment about that.
      Say "I guess there isn't anything funny here."
      Quit.

    • @oaflet
      @oaflet Před 9 měsíci

      Forgot to mention - the audience should agree it's not funny.
      But if you work fast they'll fail to notice until afterward.

  • @lilrichones674
    @lilrichones674 Před 2 lety +15

    🤣🤣 so so true, them good old days were the best. Great show as always 👍

  • @johnmcmullen7510
    @johnmcmullen7510 Před rokem +4

    He just says what he thinks lol top class Kev

  • @franniebhoycarfin
    @franniebhoycarfin Před rokem +5

    Absolutely brilliant......crying laughing at this 🤣🤣

  • @gilliangriffiths8246
    @gilliangriffiths8246 Před 2 lety +15

    Omg! So funny!! He is one of the best comedians.

  • @Bombadil1976
    @Bombadil1976 Před 2 lety +12

    He's an absolute genius !

  • @danielmarshall4587
    @danielmarshall4587 Před rokem +5

    This is GLORIOUS Mr Bridges MANY THANKS .... oh and a Merry Christmas to you and yours.

  • @rajatlotw
    @rajatlotw Před 17 dny +2

    Pulled eggs ?? I kinda lost it when my work canteen made us pulled Broccoli 😂😂

    • @rajatlotw
      @rajatlotw Před 6 dny

      And today they’ve outdone themselves with pulled Jackfruit

  • @commenter8640
    @commenter8640 Před 2 lety +13

    Brilliant as always and what a crowd indeed.

  • @nickyblanchard5150
    @nickyblanchard5150 Před 2 lety +8

    I've been looking for this clip for years cheers kev

  • @jacott1382
    @jacott1382 Před 2 lety +13

    What you just described is my family every time we order a pizza.

  • @siddharthsharma3955
    @siddharthsharma3955 Před 7 měsíci +3

    What a set. Amazing

  • @jrobertech
    @jrobertech Před rokem +4

    Pulled eggs on pulled toast 😂

  • @michaelcarroll4330
    @michaelcarroll4330 Před rokem +18

    Absolute comic genius! Saw Kevin in Dublin last Sunday -still have the smile / smirk / laugh / guffaw on my face 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @deanphipps1811
    @deanphipps1811 Před 5 měsíci +3

    Sounds exactly like one of the moments I had when I was younger lol, great story telling and it really was a journey when ordering a chinese ahaha

  • @lorinsmith9898
    @lorinsmith9898 Před rokem +4

    So relatable 😂

  • @DonnyRP
    @DonnyRP Před rokem +5

    By far the best comedian on earth

  • @TheSauxyFxcker
    @TheSauxyFxcker Před rokem +5

    Ahhh the good old days 😂

  • @mycroftsanchez901
    @mycroftsanchez901 Před 2 lety +8

    So true to life!

  • @delretadonaldson
    @delretadonaldson Před rokem +2

    Brilliant 👏🏽 👏🏽 👏🏽 👏🏽

  • @RC-gh7os
    @RC-gh7os Před rokem +7

    Watching this whilst waiting for a curry, literally acting it out scene by scene. Truer words were never spoken.

    • @Danie1_l
      @Danie1_l Před rokem

      You get the curry?

    • @RC-gh7os
      @RC-gh7os Před rokem

      @@Danie1_l it's just arrived from India.

  • @petercopley1242
    @petercopley1242 Před 2 lety +5

    Once again fukin brilliant 👏 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @katiecanuk2951
    @katiecanuk2951 Před rokem +2

    Brilliant throwback! Cassidy’s

  • @petervanderbeek6077
    @petervanderbeek6077 Před 2 lety +5

    "Give me a quid or you gettin stabed". Nice tune though! Fantastic Show! Hilarious, putting on their Grannyish faces! ;- )

  • @martini668
    @martini668 Před 2 lety +12

    Love Kevin. He can make an ordinary story funny

  • @sketchsocial4785
    @sketchsocial4785 Před 2 lety +7

    Brought up on Irish and English humour, but I miss my Glaswegian neighbour until I hear you.

  • @potato4481
    @potato4481 Před 4 měsíci +1

    holy fuck. i haven't laughed that hard in fucking years. bloody legendary

  • @saturn1returns
    @saturn1returns Před 2 lety +6

    I was there that night, the fella from Manchester who was warming up beforehand was hilarious tae. 👍

  • @shanosantwanos3908
    @shanosantwanos3908 Před 2 lety +2

    Oh mate...just brilliant

  • @janetmackinnon3411
    @janetmackinnon3411 Před 2 lety +5

    You make me so homesick! Gau nyersel!

  • @Charlie-216
    @Charlie-216 Před rokem +2

    So relatable

  • @pkune5158
    @pkune5158 Před 2 lety +7

    Ah waiting for the friday night delivery, good days lol

  • @RaptorRecordz
    @RaptorRecordz Před 2 lety +10

    Man I really hope I didn't just see this too early for the show he's doing in Liverpool this is absolute gold man

  • @twmlloyd5257
    @twmlloyd5257 Před rokem +4

    ribs are aching , best comedian out there

  • @traceytepper4620
    @traceytepper4620 Před 8 měsíci +1

    He knows

  • @itsjudystube
    @itsjudystube Před měsícem +1

    He is brilliant

  • @emilymck2
    @emilymck2 Před 9 měsíci

    Lucky Panda is the best chinese 🤩😍

  • @sean367
    @sean367 Před 2 lety +4

    Brother , show Toronto some love.Give us a visit.

  • @attentivegingy48
    @attentivegingy48 Před rokem +14

    Watching this while waiting on an order is far too immersive.

  • @kjsd3201
    @kjsd3201 Před rokem

    The cassidys 😂👌

  • @joshhuts7797
    @joshhuts7797 Před 2 lety +4

    🤣🤣🤣 kev, Australia, when are you here next???

  • @treeoftrees7523
    @treeoftrees7523 Před rokem +1

    Love him

  • @nikmansol
    @nikmansol Před rokem +1

    One of the best ….

  • @catiosa5368
    @catiosa5368 Před 2 lety +5

    Comedic genius

  • @Dazbo76
    @Dazbo76 Před rokem

    Kevin you are the man ❤ you mate 🙏🤣

  • @cathycuellarsanchez9843
    @cathycuellarsanchez9843 Před 2 lety +1

    Brillant 🤣😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @simpleazzvidz1923
    @simpleazzvidz1923 Před 2 lety +7

    we have a living legend aka mr bridges

  • @francoisdutoit6206
    @francoisdutoit6206 Před rokem

    Lived with some Scotts in the US, the order and delivery went down the same. Kevin does their reaction Spot On

  • @Johnson-xx9pm
    @Johnson-xx9pm Před 4 měsíci

    Exceptional

  • @CharlygalSW
    @CharlygalSW Před rokem +1

    This story is bang on what ive did spot on 😆

  • @traceystoneman1922
    @traceystoneman1922 Před rokem

    Brilliant 😂😂😂😂

  • @MercianKing
    @MercianKing Před měsícem

    I would watch this intense situation as a movie

  • @fancyhat6505
    @fancyhat6505 Před 3 měsíci

    I remember the days of the chinese bloke reading back my order, not understanding a fucking word, and me just saying "yep that all"

  • @Hunter-lf9jn
    @Hunter-lf9jn Před rokem

    ‘DEHLIVAR OO’
    Fuckin love it lad 💀💀💀

  • @stablefairy9437
    @stablefairy9437 Před 2 lety +1

    epic!!!!!!

  • @michaelofarrell6473
    @michaelofarrell6473 Před 2 lety +1

    Mon the Hoops Kev!!

  • @sarahdermody6665
    @sarahdermody6665 Před rokem

    Awesome 👍