r/Pettyrevenge I Destroyed My Bully's Marriage
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- čas přidán 24. 07. 2024
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0:00 Intro
0:08 Bully revenge
1:12 Coffee
2:43 Moving furniture
5:10 Drawers
6:20 Blocking
8:07 The family rate
10:47 Jump scares
13:24 The ring
"Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) License: CC By Attribution 3.0 - Komedie
The silence story: I 100% expected OP to wait for their brother to fall asleep, sneak into their room and tally mark their arm then go to bed. Maybe that would have been too evil xD
That's what I was hoping for too. Fabulously evil.
I was hoping for as many tally marks as physically possible.
SAAAAME!!! That would have been HILARIOUS!!
ME TOO
I was waiting for the “and then the sharpie wouldn’t wash off”. 😅😅
Story 3: Glad to hear the stepdad was chill and had a good laugh about this. He is probably incredibly embarrassed that his wife is doing this all the time, so when OP did what he did, he figured this was the chance for his wife to take the damn hint and stop. XD
A true fan, 1k+ comments.
Story 1: I can positively say bullying a person does leave long lasting effects. I've had issues since high school.
Not to mention, if he had actually turned into a decent guy. Then that plan never would have worked.
If I was actually committed to a woman, some random hot chic could message me as much as she wants, it wouldn't make a difference.
Same, worked through a lot of them, but the scars don’t fade overnight
Absolutely. I'm 39 and still struggle to walk past groups of teenagers without panicking from underlying trauma
Y'all are a bunch of babies.
Yup. My 25 year old sister has pretty severe OCD thanks to the trauma of a bully ADULT nearly killing her at PRESCHOOL.
I love the brother story. Because it's really just a petty revenge between siblings and they remained best friends / brothers. Just a funny story to reminisce when they've all grown up. Really wholesome in a way. Thanks OP for emphasizing that there were no bad blood and you two remain close together.
Absolutely. I totally thought the brother was gonna draw the marks on his brother while he slept though. So he woke up and had “seen the aliens”
It was a genuinely sweet story for once 🥲
legit my sister did this to me. i woke up with tally marks on my arm. scared me shitless for half a second. she drew them in eye liner so it came off easy but still a good scare and laugh
@@DarkLobster69yeah
I 100% agree. That was such a wholesome prank after the years of pranking that OP got from his brother. If you can dish it out, you better be able to take it!
Stepdad sounds like a real bro. I wonder if he was watching his wife rearrange things the first time and felt embarrassed because of it
He may have told her to knock it off and she told him to shut up.
@@sourisvoleur4854probably because, in her eyes, he’s not OP’s real father so he doesn’t get to speak
Story 3; I love that the stepdad was just supportive, "I'm not going to participate, but go for it and do what you want!" I love how the mother didn't get angry, just accepted that she had done the same thing, so this was justified. Lesson learned!
I'm glad they were all mature about it in the end.
The idea that any parent thinks it's okay to just change other people's living spaces makes me want to scream. Bless my mom chose to live out of state bc if she did this to me I'd loose my mind
Gotta say, sealing a cheap Amazon ring in metal box is hilarious, especially when he hasn’t tried to get it open somehow or get another ring considering it was less than $200
Dude is in his 40s and still whining about basically losing $200, hahaha.
I'm laughing because the dude doesn't have the mental fortitude to just go get a hacksaw or angle grinder to cut that bitch open.
There are something called angle grinder.
But please, don't tell this the ex... 😂
@@Dirk-UlowetzOr if he's so big cheapskate...he can buy a dumb handsaw from like every hardware store.
@@pavelzabak5276 I'm pretty sure you can rent an angle grinder from Home Depot for like $20
Bullies deserve no mercy, and OP was a hero for saving that poor woman from that creature.
true
What are the odds OP was the only "girl" he was talking to? 0%
Just $200? OP should've charged $500, at least, since she no longer has family discount and deserves an a-hole tax.
Man, the women I usually hire cost me 200€ for a single hour 😏
Plus, it's been a few years. What about inflation?
I imagine it brings up the memories harder
Yes, that was said in the video.
Several months late, but she may not be family anymore, however the kid still is ops family,.. shemay of not wanted her brothers kid caught in the crossfire
It's nice to see bullys getting what's coming to him as he began to flirt the minute someone pretended to show interest
problem with bullying is the schools never do AYTHING to the bullies but as soon as the victim tried to defend themselves the school always punishes the victim
When they said zero tolerance, they meant zero tolerance for standing up for yourself. In high school, I watched a girl get shoved down the stairs and get absolutely whaled on at the bottom of the stairs, and the APs did nothing to keep it from happening. But I smack one guy in the back of the head who's been tormenting me and my friend in theater tech the entire semester, and suddenly they're trying to press charges on me bc I had enough of him harassing us and no one would do anything about it. I didn't even hit him that hard, but I guess if a guy decides to torment an autistic girl and she retaliates, suddenly she's a threat and needs to be detained. My mother had several words about it and they dropped the case. That guy never did mess with me again though.
It makes me wonder what has to be done for them to focus on the bullies. It might make middle/high school safer if potential bullies thought there were actual consequences for it.
I actually have to give my high school a ton of credit for handling at least one incident like this well. One of my classmates was getting bullied relentlessly by one particular person. Finally, he'd had enough, whipped around, and knocked the bully out cold in one punch.
They were both sent home while the administration reviewed the school footage and took statements (this happened during a class change, so there were a ton of witnesses). The following day, the bully wound up getting suspended for a week and the person who defended himself was not punished at all. To say that everyone was pleasantly surprised would be an understatement.
Granted, this was back in 2001-2002, so I really don't know how things would go down now.
They are just preparing you for real life. After all, wouldn't want you trying to defend against that bully ten years later when he's a cop.
@@StevariousGod I hate how sickeningly true that is The school system sucks in America because the government only funds private schools whereas Public schools are left floundering and fending for themselves it’s disgusting
As a Doctor Who nerd, I can appreciate the Silence jumpscare OP pulled. But for the uninitiated, this sort of kid-friendly psychological horror is kind of the foundation of the show lmao
The best horror, in my opinion, is the kind that needs very little to no gore what so ever to leave a terrifying and existential impact on kids and adults alike.
@@erinfinn2273right? Imagine how tense he'd be if the episode was Listen 😂
The episode nightterrors is one of my favourite scary episodes from doctor who. (As well as blink, silence in the library, midnight, and others that I can't think of right now...) but particularly with nightterrors there's one of those creepy nursery rhymes specifically for the doctor's death. Beautiful ♡♡♡
Omg i fucking love Doctor Who.
@@notateendemon Midnight, Heaven Sent, and Oxygen are the best episodes of all time and I will fight anyone on this
Story 3: It's honestly nice that the step-dad wasn't a douche. He was nice. He didn't say a word about op moving all of the furniture around. He just went with the flow 😂.
Basically thinking I may not be helping you, but I’m not risking my skin for it either lol
Oh, the Doctor Who one is GENIUS! Maybe also get an angel statue and move it around when the other brother isn't looking, just for shits and giggles.
Story 6: I remember the Silence. They were probably one of the last truly scary original monsters created for Doctor Who up to this point.
Honestly, there's nothing in me that feels sorry for people who get caught out cheating like that. Even if someone was being really flirty with me in my DMs, I wouldn't reciprocate and lay some boundaries down. The fact he was so quick to jump on anyone with female bits and a tinge of interest is just kind of revealing who he is ahead of time to his fiancee. You kinda did her a favour, OP, even if it wasn't your intention.
On the last story about the ring, way to go. You're living rent free in his head. I laughed my ass off at your ingenious revenge.
First story, that's not petty revenge, that's pro revenge because that's some big damage. Still good though and did the ex-fiancee a favor.
Fiancée*
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@@Richard_Nickerson Banana*
@@It-is-me...Melsie
🙄 You guys mock, but they edited it. They forgot the accent still, but they clearly appreciated it.
You'd look better as people if you didn't think being dumb was the better thing.
*finance
3rd story: The mother took OP's revenge surprisingly well. I was expecting hypocritical moral outrage. Maybe I'm being cynical, but there are too many people in the world who can dish it but can't take it.
Story 6: That comes to $33.33 an hour. That's just excessive for family babysitting. I seriously don't know what she was thinking, but I hope she never pulls that again
Story 3: I don't care if you think your arrangement of furniture is better, if it's my house, I'll arrange my furniture however I want. If I want my couches to clutter one side of the room, so be it. If I want my table to only have chairs on three sides, so be it.
First story: OP shouldn't feel the least bit bad. The revenge wouldn't have worked if the bully had actually become a better person.
Also, good for the mom in story 3 for actually learning her lesson. I was expecting her to throw a fit and be like "no its okay when I do it because I'm right!"
Happy 4th of July everyone.
First Story: So catfishing ur bully and ruining is relationship is considered "petty revenge" now? That was more like straight up revenge
Second Story: Thats the CEO's rule biting him right in the ass lol
Third Story: This was bit funny lol. The only way OP had to do to get their mom to stop is to rearrange furniture at her house. I’m sure thats something they can laugh about
Comment: We all have a junk drawer
Fourth Story: All that man had to do is be patient. Now he has pay a lot of money for 2 brand new tires
Fifth Story: That is not only revenge, that is holding a grudge. $200 for 6 hours of babysitting is absolutely insanity
Sixth Story: After years of pranking OP, OP finally managed to scare her brother so badly he stopped pranking them
Seventh Story: So this guy has a well paying job but still made OP pay for everything and was too cheap to get OP a decent engagement ring? I hope he have trying to get it out that box to this day
You too
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@@xKCAZxLEADERyou are halatious
@@Batman-lg2zjdo you mean hellacious or hilarious?
bro how did you get the review out in the same minute the video was released?
For you DND geeks who don’t touch Dr. Who, the closest equivalent to The Silence is the False Hydra
Have fun!
Lol man I am so happy that my parents never try to rearrange my stuff on their own. Although they did do something similar once but it was genuinely one of the nicest things they have done for me as an adult. I was living in an apartment about 2 hours from them and was going to school full time and working on the weekends. I was telling my mom how overwhelmed I was and how I hated being in my home because of how messy it was but I didn’t have the time/energy to take care of it. I was driving to work and almost in tears from how tired I was. I couldn’t even make myself food because I had no clean dishes or space. I worked my shift and when I got home my entire apartment was spotless. Her and my dad had driven down and deep cleaned my apartment. They did the laundry, the dishes, played with my dog and just made the place beautiful! They didn’t rearrange anything. It was just so perfect! It still fills me with warmth and love years later.
That’s so sweet!!
That last video is one of the longest-lasting, pettiest revenges I've ever heard in my life
My mom also tried to tell me what to do in my own apartment, she got really mad when I told her that she didn't make the rules in my home.
Story 7:As a proud practitioner of the jump scare I understand the need to act upon an easy target, that being said I'm also a very firm believer in Turn about being fair play.
I was bullied in middle school and high school, I never got over it. It's still with me to this day. This is why I don't have many friends as I won't TRUST ANYONE.
For that story about the brothers and the silence monster…well I really thought he was going to wait until the brother was asleep and draw a bunch of marks on him 😭
bullying definitely has permanent effects on people. i'm still dealing with the bullying i suffered in third grade 🙃
Thank god my family doesn't move stuff when they visit. My mom has suggested some things, some advice I have taken, some I haven't. My mom has also bought me some plants she thought would go nicely with my other plants, which was very sweet of her. Other than that, they don't really interfere with my apartment, thank god. Kinda weird to try and control a 30 year old mans appartment. My landlady has also given me some suggestions, like my mom has. She says i do pretty good decorstion and matching durniture for a man, but it never hurts to have a woman's touch since they're generally better housemakers, which is usually true, and I'll generally listen so long as it doesn't come at the cost of utility or convience, lol.
The brother story: my brother was like that, jumping out at me from darkened rooms as I was about to walk through them. It stopped one day when I yelled really loud and we both got in trouble for. He still tries to freak me out a bit, however he hasn't been able to really get me in years. The dogs however, sometimes they get my heart to jump lol
there’s something about that mom that fills me with rage. how unhinged do you have to be to go to someone else’s house and rearrange everything? and why am i so mad about it?
Good morning everyone! Happy 4th of July and thank you R/slash for another video!
Happy Fourth of July to you too
"The Silence looks like an alien in a lovely suit."
For being heartless monsters, they sure do have beautiful fashion sense!
The Doctor Who one was golden. A little more context for that episode: They suggest that the silence had been living on earth for potentially hundreds of years, coaching humanity in a certain direction. They manage to defeat them by tricking one of them into saying "you should kill us all on sight" and feeding that footage through the Apollo moon landing footage, subliminally ordering their own execution without humans even realise they're killing them. They often hide on ceilings in groups and it was a common scare they did whenever they appeared
I have the same problem with my mom. She constantly rearragend my appartment when she visits and i'm at work. I hate it. I tried to talk about this with her multiple times but she still does it from time to time. OP in Story 3 gave give a good idea on how to solve this issue 😂
6:19 this story right here is a prime example of the misery of car dependency. if he was planning on leaving by bus or bike, he wouldn't have to worry about getting blocked in
Okay, okay 😂 that last one is genius 😂 one hundred million percent keeping that idea in the back of the mind!
Oh yeah definitely OP saved woman from heartache because if he was that easy to flirt with other women like that so easily then yeah the marriage was doomed.
Parents *love* "my house, my rules" until it's turned around on them.
Also, whether you liked their previous set-up or not, making it so the bedroom door hits the bed (and I assume not open completely) is objectively worse.
Story 2: I'm actually impressed at OP's mom simply taking it in and confirming it with "point taken". I expected more resistance, anger or other behaviour
You have no idea how much it warms my geeky heart to hear about a Whovian revenge prank. Well played!
When I heard "The Silence", i knew what OP was gonna do. I love Doctor Who, and I love that concept for a monster.
That girl getting her brother back was a good one. I personally would have snuck into his room while he slept and put a bunch of tally marks on HIS arm so when he woke up.....hehehehe
Aaa those furniture rearrangement stories actually made me lol. Thanks, I needed that 😂 2:44
"Deflated his ego"!! 😂 That made me laugh much harder than it should've! ❤
Hi, Yugo!
I love the little dad jokes he slides into the videos 😂😂
The stepdad in the furniture bit was the MVP though xD
That last story was gold!
As a side note, cubes were a theme of another episode of Doctor Who.
When I was in seventh grade, an eleventh grade boy chased me across campus for two days in a row and hit my ankles with a belt the second day.
Because of him, anyone that is significantly taller than me and too close to me triggers a flight response.
Love the siblings story! Very funny and lol THE LAST STORY IS THE BEST! Yo dude that is funny and pathetic he still haven’t gotten the cheap ring out of that box!
Story 1: Damn, it took only 20 minutes for that D-bag to take the bait? OP totally saved that former bride-to-be. This story should’ve been on r/prorevenge tbh. (Though it would’ve been extra amusing if OP and ex fiancé somehow ended up together)
My mom has only rearranged my furniture once. Because I bought a new shelf that she helped me assemble, and then did some mild rearranging to accommodate it (I moved my TV over and swapped my couch and end table to keep it centered). This is because her mom used to like to show up at my parents place and rearrange their furniture, and she swore she’d never do that to her kids.
13:09 Something kinda opposite happened to me (and still happens).
When I was a child I used to sleep on the second floor of my parents' house, and I got used to walking quietly because normal walking on the second floor makes a lot of noise.
Because of this, I accidentally scare everyone all the time in that house.
Babysitting story (the family rate section): $200 for six hours is about $33 an hour. If the SIL wasnt bullshitting about this being her livelihood and had a childcare degree and they both live in a high cost of living area, that would be understandable but still high for a family rate. The average hourly rate for nannies across the US is $20.57 an hour for one kid and $23.25 for two kids.
Gotta love that pinch of Malicious Compliance that was added in the 2nd story.
Story 3: I'd have been so livid too! And the audacity of the mum to do it again after being told off and asked to leave OP's stuff alone.
Nice petty revenge!
Rslash says a terrible dad joke about tires and I flicked my phone like it would do anything 😂
The furniture story is proof growth and understanding can happen!
The parking story, that's not petty revenge.
That's pro revenge.
The guy could have eaten the 17 minutes, and twenty seconds, and gone about his day.
But no, he now has to spend what, 150, 200$ on new tires?
Plus the tow truck to get him out of there.
-chef kiss- mwah
can we all agree that rSlash should make a clever pun at the end of each story?
Also you can tell your brother loves you when you guys will willingly prank each other and I love the fact that he’s going to be your groomsmen at your wedding👍
On the last story, I guess we should amend the phrase “never mess with the IT guy” to “never mess with the IT guy or a welder”! Bravo, OP!!!
On the jump scare story, reminds me of a funny story from my youth. My younger sister loved to tease me. She and another girl were in my sister’s bedroom one night watching Psycho. Not being into scary movies I opted out. I lurked by her door for a few minutes about an hour into the movie. I waited silently for the swell of music that precedes something scary is about to happen. Here is where I pause to share, the door had long since been damaged and no longer latched closed. So it opened with a gentle push. When I needed to knock on her door, I made it a habit to hold it closed via the doorknob first. I assume you all see where this is going! Yes, I waited for the music to reach its spooky heights, then shoved the door open with both hands, yelling. Both girls jumped and SCREAMED! All 3 of us were laughing very hard! It was pretty awesome!!
as SOON as I heard dr who, I figured out where it was going. At first I was thinking the sleep or maybe even count the shadows, since those ones freaked out my mother (it was the waters of mars for me) but the silence was PERFECT! The way river handled them was just perfect, but personally I wouldn't have put the psa into the moon landing
Moving Furniture:
“…sat down, looked at me and said…”
[cue abrupt ad break music]
🎼Hit it!
It takes two to make a thing go riiiiiieeeeght🎶
And that is absolutely how I want that scene to have gone down.
😂😂🤣
I was expecting the silence story to have the brother putting tally marks on the brother at night so he woke up to being covered... Damn
As someone who is also a fan of Doctor Who, that story was DELIGHTFUL!! Perfect revenge!!
That silence story wouldve been amazing if they went up to the bathroom, got the tally marks, then screamed, and when they came to investigate and ask "what's wrong?" Look at them and say "I don't know" with the tally marks clearly showing, that would definitely be a 10 on the scare factor XDDD
That Doctor Who prank is genius! Absolutely genius!
Sibling Pranks: My brother had the bad habit of licking my arm because he knew I hated it, and would always run to wash right after, and he'd do it again. Then, I got the bright idea: Instead of washing the soap off, I'd rub it in so you couldn't tell my arm was covered in soap. That was the LAST time he played that game, and I got a 'way to think outside the box' from Mom.
The house rearranging one is hilarious
Who would've thought? Cheating gets you in trouble? No way!
Last story - In many states/countries, an engagement ring is essentially a contract. By cheating on OP, her ex violated the contract and wouldn't be entitled to getting the ring back, unless he offered to pay OP the full value of the ring.
I have a key to my 3 kids home, I have only used them when asked.. My son is closest to me so I'm over there with him more. The one thing I've NEVER done is just use their key whenever I want and I've never EVER touched their things!! Wtf is wrong with families not respecting their kids boundaries? I'm so loving OP and putting his mom in her place.. The step-dad is the shizz though, sounds like my husband.. I don't even clean unless asked or I ask if they want me too! 😂😂
One thing I absolutely know is to not mess with trades people. I listened to a story about a toolbox being welded to the topside inside of a warehouse. My educational degrees are in other areas. But I have a welder and I could make your life miserable. I promise, my welds will not be pretty, but they will be effective.
Some nosey people will voluntarily move things around and reorganize your things to cover the fact that they were snooping. Instead of one or two things being slightly out of place and therefore noticeable, everything is out of place, making nothing stand out.
I had a sister like that. If/when something turned up missing, she would say she didn't see it while she was "cleaning," so "you must have lost it."
My mom took it upon herself to clean my toilet when she was over last. She used paper towels instead of the cloths I usually use for cleaning, and she dumped them in the garbage can right next to the toilet when she was done. The fumes were basically a biohazard to my sensory sensitivities.
Bully's don't deserve happiness. Gj OP.
The sibling story gave me nostalgic memories. I'm gonna go visit sis and tease her
welding the ring in a metal cube is genius! 🤣
Ok along with don’t mess with the IT guy also don’t mess with a tradesmen (welding, carpentry, plumbing, electrician, ext) they will get back at you in some way
At work we have had a problem for YEARS of people doing pick up/drop off right Infront of the building. The recently closed off half a lanes worth with cones and signs saying "NO PARKING. NO PICK UP. NO DROP OFF" to deter this making it impossible to go around now. (Side note we do have a pick up/drop off parking section maybe 50 feet further from the door)
Came to work one day after the cones and signs and the guy Infront of me just stops. So I wait couple seconds Incase it's a drop off as those don't take long but instead he puts on his flashers. So I just laid down the horn. After about a minute he gets out of his car yelling profanities about his flashers being on and to go around. So I yelled back profanities about the signs asking if he can read. After about 3 minutes of yelling he goes back to his car and so do I. Waited 15 seconds then started the horn again. I did this for 10 whole minutes. He finally started to creep down the forced turn into the parking lot where I was going, at a speed of 3MPH. I didn't mind as we have limit signs saying 5MPH. I passed a few spots just to ensure he was far enough he couldn't just turn around and go back. After I parked he sped off and went who knows where. Since then security now stands outside during shift changes to ensure what I did doesn't happen again.
I just loved the brother story. The Silence are one of my favorite Doctor Who aliens.
My text tone is literally the silence saying “Silence will fall”. Spooky and really scares the crap out of people. 😂
1st story: Honestly, if he was so open to cheat that easily,with such an easy bait. He probably was. and still is, a POS.
Story with a brother who was scared, remind me what my grandpa told me when he was a kid. He and his brother were checking noise from rooftoop during the night in their house. Grandpa put his fingers between door and door frame and were checking a dark room, when suddenly his brother got scared and wanted to closed the door, when my grandpa fingers were still between door and door frame :) My grandpa started to scream from pain and his brother thought he was screaming beacuse he was scared and his brother started to scream as well. And the more his brother wanted to closed the door the more my grandpa was screaming from pain when his fingers stucked :D
1st story: That bully really jumped at the first chance he got to cheat
The Amazon ring was the best! 😂😂😂😂😂
$200 for 6 hours comes to roughly $33 per hour. The average hourly cost for a nanny/sitter in the US is $20 per hour. I’m curious how she put her billing together, for $33 to be her “cheap” rate, or if she just pulled that number out of her behind.
Had so many bullies in school it's all good I'm living my best life now but damn that sucked happy 4th of July!
AS SOON as she said about the Silence i KNEW what was going to happen hahahahahahhahaha
My mother is exactly like the 3rd OP's mother. Everything has to be where she likes it, even if it makes no sense.
Tooth brush in a cup on the bathroom counter? Nope! It has to be put away inside the cabinet every time its used. Expensive pencils and pens left out for five minutes in the middle of writing something? Nah, just shove them in a drawer somewhere that you'll never find them again. My homework during grade school is sitting on the kitchen table because she refuses to let me use the office? Just cram it into a random spot in my backpack, _then yell at me for getting a zero because I couldn't find it!_
Any item you could think of, she could find a drawer to shove it in!
It's actually pretty funny, because her justification of this was always "being neat and tidy", but her obsession with never leaving anything out made any drawer in the house a cluttered mess. It was to the point that my mother was constantly insisting to my grade school teachers that I was just forgetful, rather than admitting that my stories about her cleaning obsession were true.
Hats Off to OP for getting even with his Bully, Classic to say the least!!!
Also 3 Cheers to OP for getting her Brother back for scaring her so much!!!
The tally mark story was SO refreshing lmao 🥲
The Silence was a great monster idea in Doctor Who. this story is awesome!
For the last story one of my thoughts was fill the cube with epoxy, but clearly it was better without doing that since the guy never got it open and the 'tink tink' sound could be heard. I feel like there are so many ways to get into it and if he spent the time bitched about it with a hacksaw he'd been there by now.
Never offend a welder because you end up suffering a slow burn.