H3H3 Watches Megachurch Pastor Explain Why He Needs A Private Jet
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“It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled”
-Mark Twain
Earth is flat #stop5g
Especially if their Christian
@@trevorphillips6382 omg i thought you were the real trevor i was about to lose my shit
We said! He will be held accountable for all his actions, and motives one day. I could not ever feel justified for spending that money, when I know there are people in his congregation hurting financially. But as long he is comfortable, that's all he's really concerned about.
@@trevorphillips6382 nahh jehovah witnesses are wayyyy worse
The other day God asked me if I liked my Ford Fiesta and I said it's ok but I can't really worship you in it.
That's why you gotta get yo self the Mercedes Benz.
You can't worship the lord without a Mercedes Benz.
Hahahahah I feel that shit bro
I pray every time I try to start my car!
Upgrade to a Kia Soul
is that why country boys like to lift their trucks?
My grandpa was a pastor for most of his life, he worked full time at a factory Monday through Friday and then preached on Sunday. He didn't get a paycheck from the church, and he was poor his whole life. He wouldn't use tithes to buy himself lunch and these guys think God wants them buying $20,000,000 jets with money they didn't earn.
In US of A, money is God. Jagshimash.
Onkel Pappkov Yeah I don’t think so....🇺🇸🇺🇸
Many blessings to you and your family 🙏
Onkel Pappkov We're definitely from the United States, so that's a pretty broad overgeneralization. Greed exists everywhere.
@@jimbojimson Sure is. I just haven't heard of many megachurch pastors riding private jets over here, so that's pretty much a locally confined thing from my perspective, so I did the Borat thing.
Edit: Also, there is a guy posting USA flags and trying to bless me. I mean. Lol.
It’s a shame when a pastor has to work a job , he should be free to study , work on his sermons , and minister to his congregation , I’m sorry your grandfather had to work .
These men may be dead wrong , I don’t know , but many of Gods people have been rich , Moses was raised rich , Solomon was the richest man in the history of the world , David , Samson , Money isn’t the problem , love of money is .
I give to my church , if leadership handles it wrong that’s not my problem , they have to answer to God about it not me.... just saying
They sound like 2 mob bosses discussing their problems.
😂
Some mob bosses are more respectable than these two.
Almost all televangelist hide 90% of the time....also you'll be hard pressed to find a televangelist taking up the high pressure offering on tv, it is always cut out. This Duplantis guy probably just had a tour of Creflo Dollars 65 million dollars rock star jet...and being sick with pride and greed goes and makes up this story about God demanding he gets a new jet to go along with his new mansion. Why can't someone prosecute this boiler room operation. P.s. dope filled world? His rich preacher son is a drug user..it's on you tube.
@@hikaritenshi2825 lol
Like......halfway to Tahiti we ran out of Caviar...... In my plane, we were flying........in my plane are you aware of the plane I have?
God told me that he didn’t tell him to buy a plane.
Loooooool
God be snitching
Well god told me that he told you to tell everybody that god didn’t tell them to buy a plane
Gawd told me that he's a conman who uses these two snake oil selling arseholes to ripoff little old ladies. He also said he's so weak that he needs these clowns to do his bidding.
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My dad : Son you should believe in god.
Me: I can only worship him in a private jet.
I do not remember ethan being this skinny
In 2 years hes gained like 80 pounds
There's really no point in commenting on his weight.
@@ejsloop4675 it's something to notice actually .
@@balmightys Sure, but it's nobody's business so it's not nice to point it out.
@@ejsloop4675 that's true, their are many podcasts where they discuss his weight gain which is actually pretty hilarious because he was consuming large amounts of fast food lol
God told me to let Ethan know he’s pronouncing “pastor” like it’s a grass field.
He told me to tell you that you're right. He didn't get the chance last time he was zipping pasture house on Copeland's jet. Heh.
Onkel Pappkov 😂 😤
Funny you say that. When I “found god”, I realized how god created the universe. God is not the sculptor, god is the sculpture! That is to say, God is not a separate sentient being that created this reality, “God” is the very substance that makes up this reality. That’s how it is for me anyway, I don’t mind being rejected by atheists and Christians alike lol.
@@heartdyedpurple umm I this is kind of off topic, I think cuz nobody said anything about "finding god."
Skull master7739 methinks I replied to the wrong comment. I do that sometimes lol.
*”Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”*
-George Carlin
Damn
R/im14andthisisdeep
Well, im 14 and this IS deep so heck off, I got a freaking NASA emblem from a NASA employee at starbucks
Carlin knew what was up
not to be that guy... but that would only be true if we were talking about the median not the average
These pastors are literally the wolves in sheeps clothing that the Bible speaks of.
Matthew Allen Lane ok
@@matthewlane9071 hes talking about his followers or the people with no common sense who see nothing wromg with him. So he's right and you too
CommandoJenkins I agree they even look like demons
Matthew Allen Lane I understand what u mean....but the comment was hip and cool sooooooo
@@lifeincali4781 right? Can't remember the last time the Bible mentioned Jezus being overly exaggerated and theatrical.
11th Commandment
~Thou shall not fly commercial~
Little John 18:581
Lmaoooo underrated
(S)outh(W)est
(S)atan’s (W)ill
Coincidence!?!?!?!
Mathew 19.24
And again i say on to you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.
"you can't ride coach and talk to God" 😂🤣 I can't breathe.
@@vodkacannon
He definitely is, but his followers are more fucked, than he is.
huh?! Weird..... I can do all three, but I refuse to talk to a fictional character. So, I can do Two of Three at the same time. can you rub your belly and pat your head?! jk. idc. don't bother. LOL. LMAO.
His net worth is 730 million. I'm in the wrong profession
I told my catholic mother i wanted to become a preist. Im not religious AT ALL and she said wow Kyle i never thought you would want to do something like that what changed your mind. I said i get to lie and bullshit people for a living, tax free and they'll buy it. I couldnt stop laughing.
@@kylegreiwe2483 😂😂
@@kylegreiwe2483 Ya...mock your mom man. Good job.
@@dame3323 She laughed with me pal. Its really not a big deal. She knows the people behind organized religion are full of shit. You sound more sensitive than her. Have a nice life.✌
@@kylegreiwe2483 Eh the way you said it made it like you were shotting on your mom. Im big on respect.
"you shall know them by their fruit" Literally. They have fake fruit
The part that bugs me the most is this guy doesn't pay taxes while heath care workers do
finally "selling like a godchurch" makes sense
R Roy so true
R Roy haha
R Roy kinda
it always made sense to me. so many others were confused i felt stupid, like... churches make mad money.. just the execution of the line could have been better since churches dont necessarily sell merch
lol, couldn't he had just explained he meant mega churches make buku bucks? If I rememeber right, on the H3 Podcast he said something like he meant "like a god, church." Like church was replacing ho or shorty or some shit, lol.
Their behaviour is LITERALLY polar opposite to Jesus’ teachings
@@jonahchickering4908 I believe he exists be cause of other pieces of evidence in the bible ask me what evidence I have.
@@jonahchickering4908 object found at location bible says Noah ark stopped at the end of the flood its the same size and length the bible says. Bible says the flood was true scientists identify cause of dinosaurs death was a large amount of water. We found chariot wheels and horse hoofs in the red sea which the bible says that the egyptians had the ocean closed on them. There was a long shallow pathway in the middle of it where they walked to flle from the Egyptians. We found a leg bone and scientists say it matches exact height of an adult Egyptian male and the chariot wheels have the same Egyptian design. Bible says mount Sinai was where god descended on it like a pillar of fire. If you go there and turn over the blackened rocks its only burnt on one side. Bible describes stars stopping during night of jesus birth and scientists tracked the north star all the way back to the proposed date of his birth and matches all biblical details. Bible states that a rock in the Egyptian desert was struck by Moses and water poured out. We found a large rock in that desert with a huge crack and there is a bunch of water erosion at the bottom of the rock. We found supposed sodom and gommorah where we found golf ball sized sulfur balls littered around the place and we found charred human bones there too I can go for a while but I'm tired ask me for more later. :)
JONAH CHICKERING also if you look into it there’s a written work by a Roman political figure who served under Pilate and was there when everyone called for Jesus to be crucified!! He was there and wrote about it!! I can also provide proof of evolution being a lie, evolution states that new information is added over time but the basic law of genetic research is that information is lost over time not introduced and that information cannot just suddenly appear, also we can now provide proof of how old our universe is by observing how many super nova reminants there are! If the universe was as old as evolution says we should be able to see 3x the amount we have also where did the singularity come from because basic scientific laws have established that something cannot come from nothing. If you can make dynamite blow up without using the fuse.
Oak FN did you know that rocks from volcanoes are only between 20-35% sulfur and the rocks tested at the Soddom site are 95% sulfur proving that what happened to the cites was a supernatural event!!! Another fact I found interesting is how close the Egyptian cattle herds were with the Israelite cattle which means that if the Egyptian cattle died from natural causes the Israelites cattle would have died as well
JONAH CHICKERING do you want me to continue???
Trust me Christians don’t like him either
Facts
Makes Christians like me look bad. I would ask them. Why instead of buying a 65 million dollar jet for yourself why not buy a cargo plane to send food, medicine, water, baby powder to the poor!?! 65 million dollars can buy aaaaaaaaa lllloooooooooootttttttttt of food and medicine. Where are these "Preachers" at now during convid19 pandemic? Wolves is all they are. But 65 million dollars is only for one of these wolves there's like 7 of the most recognized preachers 65*7= 455 million dollars!! Osteen, Dollar, Copeland, Joyce, TD Jake's, Benny Hinn, Duplantis are some just to name. God bless.
This is why people don’t want to be Christians. He represents the faith in the wrong way, real shame. He’s the reason people say they hate Christians. Even though it’s a small percent the bad ones are the loudest.
@@aaronm8143 and I agree with you 100000%
Nick Milligan Jesus warmed about people like him and many christians fall for it because they don’t read their bibles.
He also built himself an entire private airport to park the plane behind his mansion.
Ah yes...because Jesus rode a thoroughbred Arabian Stallion.
Wait....That was a donkey.
He walked.
Dygby Took He dabbled in donkey riding.
Donkeys were actually a sign of wealth at that time, so him riding a donkey was defenetly some sort of showing off already.
@@johannneufeld2382 you know what he means lmao. Obviously a thoroughbred Arabian stallion is a little more wealthy then a donkey bud 😂
but was it a private donkey ? hmmmm
On the back of my mind I thought "they're gonna say they have to be closer to God. Haha no that's crazy they're not gonna say that" They DID. God damn.
foreal God damn these fucking frauds
You spelled Amen wrong. 1 Like = 1 Prayer.
Amen. Papa bless up.
seems America dont care no more!
So are you saying...we should organize our fly schedule alongside the lines of the lobsters ?
I never wanted to knock out and old man and beat his legs with a wiffle ball bat filled with sand until now
You Got Jihadists for the muslims and then you have Prosperity Preachers for the Christians.
@Thunderous One u do sound stupid when you said Muslim have basis in scriptures of holy quran
Go and read your bible.. Your god ask to kill babies and donkey and wondering why the bible is called the most evil book in the world.. Ull be amaze when you read it..
@Thunderous One good job taking it out of contrast
Jihad.s goal is to allow muslims to build mosques in other countries back then they wouldn.t allow u to do that
Also the way they covert north africa to mostly islam wasn.t by attacking them but by educating them bcoz u can.t change what ppl believe by force but by showing them what u r all about if I put a gun to ur head n tryto force to be muslim u will lie to save ur life right ? But if I made u want to be muslim u will be n u will teach ur children about it thats what turned ppl muslims back then
add to that u seem to miss the part about how god told muslims not to attack ppl that doesn.t cause any threat n multiple times mentioned other religions
the different between islam Christianity is for us jesus is just a prophet not the son of god n btw alot of ppl doesn.t know but allah is just the name of god mentioned in Quran if u insult allah u r directly insulting ur own god bcoz we have the same one
Christians also had merciless battle called cruised in Europe
mohamed lived with ppl from other religion in el madina n have no problem with them he could.ve just killed them but he didn.t only kill their man after the betrayed them in the trench battle
@Thunderous One dude god literally told Jews to kill everyone in few different cities.... Christianity isn't any better than islam. Why because Islam is based on christianity and juadism.... Jesus is second most mention person in the Koran. Moses is the 3rd.
Luke 19:27 ESV l
But as for these enemies of mine, who did not want me to reign over them, bring them here and slaughter them before me.’”
Deuteronomy 17:1-20 ESV
“You shall not sacrifice to the Lord your God an ox or a sheep in which is a blemish, any defect whatever, for that is an abomination to the Lord your God. “If there is found among you, within any of your towns that the Lord your God is giving you, a man or woman who does what is evil in the sight of the Lord your God, in transgressing his covenant, and has gone and served other gods and worshiped them, or the sun or the moon or any of the host of heaven, which I have forbidden, and it is told you and you hear of it, then you shall inquire diligently, and if it is true and certain that such an abomination has been done in Israel, then you shall bring out to your gates that man or woman who has done this evil thing, and you shall stone that man or woman to death with stones.
Leviticus 20:27 ESV
“A man or a woman who is a medium or a necromancer shall surely be put to death. They shall be stoned with stones; their blood shall be upon them.”
Deuteronomy 17:12 ESV
The man who acts presumptuously by not obeying the priest who stands to minister there before the Lord your God, or the judge, that man shall die. So you shall purge the evil from Israel.
Deuteronomy 17:2-5 ESV
“If there is found among you, within any of your towns that the Lord your God is giving you, a man or woman who does what is evil in the sight of the Lord your God, in transgressing his covenant, and has gone and served other gods and worshiped them, or the sun or the moon or any of the host of heaven, which I have forbidden, and it is told you and you hear of it, then you shall inquire diligently, and if it is true and certain that such an abomination has been done in Israel, then you shall bring out to your gates that man or woman who has done this evil thing, and you shall stone that man or woman to death with stones.
Deuteronomy 13:13-18 ESV
That certain worthless fellows have gone out among you and have drawn away the inhabitants of their city, saying, ‘Let us go and serve other gods,’ which you have not known, then you shall inquire and make search and ask diligently. And behold, if it be true and certain that such an abomination has been done among you, you shall surely put the inhabitants of that city to the sword, devoting it to destruction, all who are in it and its cattle, with the edge of the sword. You shall gather all its spoil into the midst of its open square and burn the city and all its spoil with fire, as a whole burnt offering to the Lord your God. It shall be a heap forever. It shall not be built again. None of the devoted things shall stick to your hand, that the Lord may turn from the fierceness of his anger and show you mercy and have compassion on you and multiply you, as he swore to your fathers
Deuteronomy 13:6-10 ESV
“If your brother, the son of your mother, or your son or your daughter or the wife you embrace or your friend who is as your own soul entices you secretly, saying, ‘Let us go and serve other gods,’ which neither you nor your fathers have known, some of the gods of the peoples who are around you, whether near you or far off from you, from the one end of the earth to the other, you shall not yield to him or listen to him, nor shall your eye pity him, nor shall you spare him, nor shall you conceal him. But you shall kill him. Your hand shall be first against him to put him to death, and afterward the hand of all the people. You shall stone him to death with stones, because he sought to draw you away from the Lord your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery.
1 Samuel 15:2-3 ESV
Thus says the Lord of hosts, ‘I have noted what Amalek did to Israel in opposing them on the way when they came up out of Egypt. Now go and strike Amalek and devote to destruction all that they have. Do not spare them, but kill both man and woman, child and infant, ox and sheep, camel and donkey.’”
Deuteronomy 13:7-12 ESV
Some of the gods of the peoples who are around you, whether near you or far off from you, from the one end of the earth to the other, you shall not yield to him or listen to him, nor shall your eye pity him, nor shall you spare him, nor shall you conceal him. But you shall kill him. Your hand shall be first against him to put him to death, and afterward the hand of all the people. You shall stone him to death with stones, because he sought to draw you away from the Lord your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery. And all Israel shall hear and fear and never again do any such wickedness as this among you.
Leviticus 21:9 ESV
And the daughter of any priest, if she profanes herself by whoring, profanes her father; she shall be burned with fire.
Matthew 10:34 ESV
“Do not think that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I have not come to bring peace, but a sword.
“By their fruits shall ye know them.” Fake and plastic.
Quote of the day: "You can't ride coach and talk to God."
David lol
Babbert Scientific Corinthians 1:2 "And I, Yahweh shall open the gates of heaven to the man with the most expensive private jet"
David
Lol I flew to Cuba and there was a lady whom I guess had never flown before. And she was balling out for god and when we landed she was sure to thank the Lord and he "replied"
“They drink their own koolaid.”
All these prosperity preachers fail to recognize that 90% of the people preaching about God in the Bible were dirt poor
The preachers in the streets maybe.
The Churches have never been "Poor".
They've been running this same scam for thousands of years.
And people just sit back and accept it out of fear.
The only thing that will fix the church for good is to get rid of it. Especially in the us
It's the tons of people who give them that money that need to know it. A conman doesn't need to believe his con!
Bro, from Abraham to Joseph, they were really rich. If you include king David and Solomon, then the Bible features some very prosperous men in it.
xZeno Oh yes, the Old Testament; Jesus was TOOOOTALLY about the Old Testament rich dudes.
“Jesse , do you like your plane “. - “Yes lord “
I’m gonna use this guys technique.
“Why did you steal all this liquor?”
Me: God asked me “Do you have enough liquor?” and I said no, but he insisted that I need more.
This pastor: I can’t be on the airline with people, they come up to me and want me to pray for them too many people
Jesus Christ: walks everywhere, goes to bad parts of town helps sinners stop sinning through love teaching not condemning.
Too bad NOT A SINGLE MOTHER-FUCKING, ARROGANT, WANNABE, CHURCH-GOING person in the WORLD, follows through on "The Teachings" of jesus (The Zombie guy in those Fairy-Tale books.). IF I was a believer, I honestly would try NOT to JUDGE (I know I tend to, but less than you would think), I would try my hardest to follow through on so many of those Ideals. As it stands, I'm positive any of my misgivings are FAR LESS than 99% of the church population..... which is sad to say, as that also is on that list in the book of Fairy-Tales. I do think there are a few Ideals in that book we ALL could learn from, Same thing can be said for the "Jedi" in Star Wars. THE REAL PROBLEM..... IS THESE PEOPLE "REPORTING" ON THIS. TRYING TO PUT THEMSELVES IN A GOOD LIGHT...... WHEN we..... Well I, I know better. And Now, A pause for the cause.
Jesus didn't say that. Some douchebag trying to fool people wrote it in a bullshit book, written by greedy men.
@@Shootskas LMGDMFAO @..... jesus saying anything relevant to this day. I like that though.... I have said the same thing about the bible being a bunch of Fairy-Tales.... A bullshit book. Greed does rule this earth.
@Jeffrey Dohnger ........ Nice 1. the thing about proof is..... you either have PROOF or you have NO PROOF!! NO PROOF of a god. NO PROOF of Zombies(jesus rising from the dead.) NO PROOF OF AN ARK OR A GIANT THAT JACK SLAYED OR THE RED SEA BEING PARTED!! NO PROOF OF ANYTHING LIKE THAT, Yet there is proof that dinosaurs lived. Amazing..... right?! PROOF>faith
Yea, I was like, "WHAAAAt" Isn't that kind of the point of speaking for god and being a pastor? You give the blessings and the teachings and act as mediator between god and his people?
And then he says he's on a tube full of demons? A plane full of sinners maybe, but demons?
And then he says the devil is the one making people judge him buing his fancy plane, but isn't the devil the one that encourages greed and gluttony? Wouldn't it be jesus that's cracking on him for living in luxury?
The fact that he's inconvenienced by normal airplane travel means thats exactly where he should have been, because you're supposed to do for others, not yourself.
This guy is a crackpot, and freaking scary when he gets really into his own BS.
Mr white haired happy guy, I don't mind so much, but scary demon pointy fingers on the left, if you imagine him with red skin he already looks like the devil kind of OO
"And then god said 'Do you like your plane?'" somebody please medicate this narcissist
Brandi h I'm afraid medication won't solve anything, the man needs a proper lobotomy.
If you ask me the people that are sending him money for a prayer to help them need medication way more than this dude.
These guys need an exorcist.
Matt Ruth
How about we just wait til he’s old ,then just dies of old death and not because some random poison I put in his drink.
Or we could just let the rapture happen ,then it would be over much easier.
And God said to me just real quick "Do ya like your plane Jesse?" Wtf lol
You will know them by their Fruits.
Million dollar homes, cars, and planes.
My baptist preacher lived in a 70k house, drove a old truck, and gave all the money to help the flock.
Know them by their fruits
Jesus hung out with leapers and these pastors think they can't be around normal people for a few hours. disgusting
Like frogs?
*Lepers
@@coffin7904 Lmao!!!!!
Leppers, Prostitutes, and Thieves ....
@rain Alaska just go on a normal flight dont use the donated money for a private jet
Petition to rename airplanes to “demon tubes.”
TheFreshPrinceOfSaiyans
I'm always wanting to be inside a demon tube
Didn't one of these guys call a passenger plane a tube of demons?
Hahahhaha this gave me a good lol "demon tubes" lol
@@Mrmemoe who let the 12 year old on internet?!
I love God, in no way, shape, or form do these jokers represent anything other than themselves.
You're So Right, these men Are wolf's in sheep's clothing, but the one thing that Truly shocks me, & Not 1 person mentions it, is This radio show hosts is using very Nasty & Vulgar talk when he talks about God!! I've got No more respect for these Idiots who Blaspheme the name of God, than I have for Copeland or Duplantis, & The Bible Plainly states that Those who take the name of God in vain, will "Not be held blameless". What I Don't understand, is Why no one is objecting to This Idiot using obscene language while discussing the Almighty!
This is an oldie and a goldie
The lack of H3 content lately has got me losing my fupa 😞...
Moe Rahman I’m pretty sure they’re still in Israel. Content will return when they get back from their vacation 🙏🏼
Ethan if you're out there show da wei of the fupa to all the people there. Teach them and come back soon! 😁
Moe Rahman he's still in vacation and was not gonna upload till he got back pretty sure
Do you kno de way
i know de wei to de kweeen. follow mei
While watching this video, I decided to do some research on these two conmen and I learned a few rather interesting things. Kenneth was exposed awhile back by a former employees for treating his staff with a fear mentality. Also, whenever a member of his church sent in a prayer request, he and his wife took the money and claimed that they had prayed for them. They in fact had not. They went as far as to get a special printer that printed out letters in a way that made them look like they were handwritten not typed up. So the members thought they were getting handwritten letters that let them know that Kenneth and his wife prayed their prayer request,but it wasn't handwritten. There's more I could say about Ken but those are some of the major ones.
Jesse said that the reason that there is so much Black on Black violence is because we don't sing "Amazing Grace" anymore. I don't think singing a certain song is going to help lower violence anywhere regardless of race or beliefs.
They didn't prey when they said they would? And the handwriting was printed aswell?!?!
AAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAZ
ZIIIIIIIING GRACE !
I FEEEEEEL
THEE SUUUUUUUUN!
Marco Juan-Pedro Sanchez if singing makes things happen, I’m singing “fat bottom girls” then.
Good for these dumb fucks. Maybe next time, they'll be smart enough to realize religion is a scam.
Bob Marl Religion is not a scam, only the scammers who use it to scam. I won’t go into detail, but religions in their purest form are about the one-ness with whatever god, transcendence, and doing no wrong. It has become corrupted over thousands of years, of course. It’s not all bad though. Only the people who make it look bad, such as those whom were discussed here.
You literally need not a penny , to preach the true Gospel of Christ!
A Glorious Meeting -- The offerings were Glorious!
This type of false corporate Christianity is a big atheism factory for all onlookers
As a believer. It makes me so sad. :(
@@JoneThePwn it's sad that you are a believer to such a corrupt piece of shit religion that isn't even real
@@IceWolfShadow1 this Pastor doesn't represent Christianity one bit
GliderBoi they didn’t say they were in the same religion as this pastor. Read the comment again
@@IceWolfShadow1 what r u tryna do? Convert him to your cult?
if you wanna talk to god just fly spirit air, you'll be praying on take off and landing
Josh T True story.
😂😂
and you might even meet god
I feel that lol
That's why they call it Spirit Air, you're gonna want the Holy Spirit when you fly with them!
"Birds of a feather flock together", suits them well.
"The problem with religion, because it's been sheltered from criticism, is that it allows people to believe en masse what only idiots or lunatics could believe in isolation." - Sam Harris
Religion has never been sheltered from criticism.
"Do you like your jet??"
"Yes Lord!"
"Then burn for all eternity!"
God turns out to be m night shamyalan
@@radenwolfsburg Oh god, that be be the worst M Night Shamalan twist ever xD
"fake fruit on the table, that's a symbol right there"
100%
Surprised they didn’t even mention the fake sunlight spilling through the window behind them, worst studio prop ever
"you know a tree by its fruits." those fruits are fake.
The guy on the left looks like the Leprechaun in "The Leprechaun" movie with young Jen Aniston.
It's like the spiritual equivalent of that moment in the movie Jaws ... We're gonna need a bigger JET!
"You're faker than the fruit on your table"
I love this
I love how Ethan said pasture instead of pastor lmao
Mandy T I fucking lost it 😂😂
You guys and how you interact is so amazing!. lol i can only wish to have the soul connection you 2 do!
ethans hair be looking like my hair during corona
Where's my private jet, God?
D4nkfury where's your megachurch my brother?
shit
There is no god.
Yo dude, just walk into the nearest airport, drop my name, they'll give you a jet.
heck yea, thanks man, glad to know I wont be escorted out of the airport now
I think the scariest part is how much they believe themselves
Well, sometimes the scheme works so well that they are bewildered to point that they believe the bullshit they created, really is a message from "God".
Schitsophrenia
They steal from the same pocket. They are dults. They dont believe a word they say. Just have to cover each other's ass.
They don't. They are laughing all the way to the bank.
They don't.
This is the guy on Death's Spiritual Healing album cover
I have a cousin, by marriage, who is the younger sister of Loren Cunningham. Loren is the founder of a worldwide missionary organization called, Youth With A Mission, or YWAM. He travels hundreds of thousands of miles by air, every year. He flies by coach, all the time. He never once seeks his own airplane, even though it might be far easier for him to justify it than Copeland ever could. There are those in ministry who never call attention to themselves, who would never pull the stunts these two do.
EVEN THEIR CUPS HAVE ELECTRICAL HEATERS
Munjee Syedd lmao
Good observation man.
thats what i noticed, the cords going off the tables into the blocks
Munjee Syedd heeey my cup has a heater I got it for Christmas from my mom!! Lol
all religion is founded on stupidity
don't try to draw a line between the con-artist mega church and your personal beliefs, its the same lie
Megachurch parking lot would be a good place to sell blinker fluid.
HAHAHAHA! Good one! (Those who don't get it; there is no such thing as blinker fluid)
Well... seeing as how these type of people tend to buy.."essential" oils.., you're not far.
@Ad Lockhorst theres no such thing as blinker fluid, that's the joke.
Matt Roberts the Christianity symbol looks like a fish, that’s the joke
Chem light batteries and check for soft spots in there chassis
He said do you need something? And I said nah nah nah I'm talkin to god right now! 😂😂😂
“This is an oldie and a goldie. So these guys... um... is a mega-church pasture.” Amazing start to the video Ethan 😂👍🏻
Damn, they are evil those 2 pastors
How To Make Sushi quit mass commenting to try and revive your dead ass channel
Religion is evil dude
G Unit what in the actual fuck is wrong with you? Some one says religion is evil and you invite them to kill themselves?
G Unit no it doesn't, quit trolling and go be productive with your life.
Clinton Fisk bet
“You’re faker than the fruit on your table”
Ethan Kline
Best quote EVER
Oh shit my bad
@Stiopic hahah
The room they’re in looks like the set of a 90s sitcom
Thanks to you young people for exposing these crooks!!
This is NOT Christianity. This is the so-called prosperity gospel.
Jesus said “If anyone would be my disciple, he must take up his cross, DENY HIMSELF, and follow me.”
Good Comment Man well said. these people put a bad name on christianity. still funny to make fun of them tho lmao
Exactly
But in Aramaic. A hundred years or so after he apparently died. By word of mouth.
Okay nickelback
alyxskyler fair enough 😂
Frank Zappa said it best when he said, "Never watch a TV program if there is a phone number at the bottom of the screen."
Frank was the best
Good advice! 👍🏼
Miss FZ
@ john smith...... Yeah, I totally agree with Frank Zappa on "MOST" of the Ideas he had, EXCEPT the one about Naming his Daughter *Moon-Beam*; I suppose you could call her M B, but I don't know. Not really one of his better moments, even if his wife came up with that name, he still agreed to it so...... yeah..... Not at his best right there.
@@kevinthebassfelon1304 The kids are Moon Unit, Ahmet, and Dweezil.
Jesse Duplicitous sure bounces around. A real pinball wizard.
Good job H3 podcast H.
I've been feeling homesick from the lack of Ethan and hila
*tub*man is a suiting name for you
he's a mega-church pasture?
Mark William the cows out back make milk for Sunday School
I think he thinks he owns a pasture because of all the horse shit he just gave us.
Mark William rrrr4
Rrrrrrrrr4 rr
Alfred Valrie r
pasTURE
5:25: Fun fact: Musician and Magician sounds very similar. One learns something new every day.
where can i see the original video? I want to see it
"Beware of false prophets..."
niklo322 exactly. I used to believe these cult leaders. KCM and all of them are just scam artists. And they will burn with the rest of these false teachers.
It's why I cringe when I see Christian Radio, and all that rather go to church where the preist lives in his small home in a humble life. Then these Rich Pharisees
Mohamed
These guys are going to burn.
Beware of religion, period.
“It is easier to fit a camel through the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to get into heaven”
Not religious, but one of my favorite quotes...
It is religious tho
@@lp4969 he was referring to himself, smart guy.
@@nica2411thank you
Yes , my favorite verse too
@@lp4969 Christianity isn't a religion...you can wash the outside of a cup but the inside is dirty....Jesus washes the inside that cup
He said “they’re in show business here!”
the pastor looks like the football coach from the waterboy
"pasture"
C L lol was like pasture
xD they being sheep
Haha, I thought someone would mention this after the second time. No hatin' - they both seemed pretty tired in this clip. Lastly, fuck those two dudes. Bounced on my boi's dick to this for hours - one love big MONAY
people like this absolutely sicken me.
as a Christian myself i cant believe that people would claim to be followers of Christ and be so vain as to lie to their audiences about using church money to fulfill their own personal interests. how can they be so naive?
and how... as a pastor, can you be afraid of getting judged for praying on an airline and somehow that justifies buying a private jet? for privacy when youre talking to God? ugh.
disgusting. the Church went through a reformation for the exact same reason 500 years ago (indulgences), you cant sell God.
P1tri0t xD
Lol
Lmao
😂👌
Them naive? No, its the ones they prey on that are naive.
"The Lord real quickly said, Jesse do you like your plane". Un fucking real.
“Pasture”😂
we lost our house because my step dad donated money in order to fund this jet. rip
Ashley De Kort Holy shit. I feel terrible for people who are born into madness like that. I'm sorry you had to deal with it.
sadly that's not insanity :/ there just are people more susceptible to manipulations and basically brainwashing... at best you can blame lack of education... and you could've been very much the same if you would inherit their disposition...
My family watch them too. It’s a contributing factor to why I’m an atheist.
How much money did he fund holy crap
why did your dumbass dad donate all of your familys money...
"How is this not comedy?"
salvatornado it is....of sorts
salvatornado she sent that right while I was reading your comment
I thought I saw keneth Copland levitating over His congregation last summer!
09:24 I saw the thumbnail.. clicked the video just to hear him say "a looong tube with a bunch of deeeemons!"
Lol the way they defend their jets 😂😂
Man i missed that part
Man they visit my church and preach for like an hour, but all he does is talk about money and how much money he has
actionfaad yeah I can’t stand listening to him talk
It's Samson sorta like today's rap music concerts?
It's Samson you go to covenant?
“Pasture”
Lmao
Thought I was the only one
The captions say it too.
I laughed from that
I've noticed that in a lot of h3 videos there's a word that Ethan repeatedly says wrong. Like "hypnopsis" in that one with the fake hypnotist.
Some people who know fashion say the shirt Copeland is wearing cost thousands.
2021 gang where you at?
Lol. This has happened all throughout history. Individuals used Religion to rise up to power. It’s been done multiple times
Mohammad El-Nassar doesn't make it any less deplorable
Joe Pauli it doesnt make it better but it shows that nothing has changed, which makes it even worse.
Nassar El Sonbaty ??!?!!?! lol looking good bro, you doing the Olympia this year?! lol jk
Blazer Ashbringer You’re an idiot
Blazer ,they said nothing of the sort. He literally just said a general truth.
U want to get rich?become a...
1. Drug Lord
2. Gambling Lord
3. Praise the Lord
5. Warlord
@@nah6892 6. Meme Lord. Actually no. That won't get you rich, it will just give you cancer.
Fire Lord
@@fierystag6357 best comment
Just become a pastor and talk about tithing and how to become Rich by sowing your seed to me (and give me your money) Pretend that you actually know God. And then you’ll be rich.
"And again I say to you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God."
Woah god told me this morning while driving my car the pastor needs to give me a milli...
The irony is I was homeless years ago and was sat begging outside of a church thinking they were charity minded.
Somebody from the church had the police move me and fine me for begging!!,
The irony is hilarious to me now
ANON YMOUS that's a bummer dude
@@seanobrien7568
I did what you see there
Luke 16 parable for you
Get a job
Hope ur doing better
My favorite quote:
"You cant ride coach and talk to God"
My favorite quote: PROOF>faith.
Also, Don't text and drive..... if you are religious, you will be visiting your tin god if you text and drive. LOL. So goddamn funny.
@@kevinthebassfelon1304 you're taking being a neckbeard too far.
Meanwhile Jezus was riding on a donkey
sounds like a song lyric tbh
This is the real life Righteous Gemstone's lol
What documentary is this 6:05 and where to watch?
Honestly, as a Christian I agree with you guys. These Megachurch pastors are a complete disgrace and an embarassment for us Christians.
Elam Raul Colon yes and I hate when people misrepresent Christianity
The whole history of Christianity is an embarrassment
It's Christians that made these guys rich. The followers should be equally as embarrassed
@Roktopus The history of *Christianity* is an embarrassment what are you talking about?
sadly I have taking multiple religious courses at a religious university
" Looking at the man, Jesus felt genuine love for him. “There is still one thing you haven’t done,” he told him. “Go and sell all your possessions and give the money to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me.”
22 At this the man’s face fell, and he went away sad, for he had many possessions." Mark 10:37
'Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.' - Matthew 19:24
SuperShyerGuy yeah Jesus wasnt into the wealth thing. Not sure where they got those ideas.
grizzsbiz 🙏
So Jesus was a communist SJW? This is completetely wrong! /Best regards The Pope
Jesus was the ultimate SJW as He Loved and gave Everything to Everyone Equally, Like the Father. Justice is the Creation Right of The Son of God.
I liked how Hila was fed up with the last law suit in 3:20
Look they have plug in coasters!!