In valhalla the she-eivor is much better than the he-eivor in my opinion, but in this one Ikaros is much funnier than Kassandra, although I like her too (and I am playing as her)
Sticking the eye in the goat's ass got me big time when i first played the game it was completely unexpected and it's much funnier with alexios instead of kassandra
indeed but idk why is so many mentiin kassandra is a canon in odyssey . i just can't tell that how good she can be as the main and i can't even see it . Alexios is releven as protaonist since spartan doesn't suit for a woman tho .
@@AndrastesHairyEyeball if I remember correctly, it was a small fishing town north of boetia where you get asked to do some epic fail quests and you fail so epically you have to laugh. Then you find out there is an imposter who has tarnished your name. He has a chicken that is supposed to be an imposter for your eagle, icaros? cant remember anymore.
And even her canonicity may be debatable, considering most of the players (2/3 of them if the internet is correct) chose Alexios, while the novelization makes her the main character.
You missed possibly one of the funniest parts where barnabas and the philosopher guy (forget his name) broke into Alexios’ cell after being captured by Deimos and Kleon. XD
I've only ever played Kassandra, so I'm surprised to see Alexios more sarcastic - especially with Cyclops. "Did he say Cyclops? Did he hurt your feelings?" Man, his delivery is so mean LOL
I played as Alexios when I first played this. Then I heard that Kassandra was better, so I played it again as Kassandra. I like prefer Alexios cause the way he talks makes every scene funny/enjoyable.
17:57 I never noticed before they used the beginning of the soundtrack when you fight the real minotaur, then dissolve it into a more lighter one. Nice detail.
Same even though I don't like what this game did to the lore, and mythology of Assassins creed Alexios has always been one of my main highlights of the game.
The first time I started in odyssey I picked alexios as my starting character unaware that it was kasandra as the main canon character haven’t regretted that decision ever since. Alexios has better shine than kasandra did and he has a special heart in these special moments.
I started to play recently and even tho other people who already finished the game suggested I pick Kassandra, I am so not regretting going with Alexios 😂
The funniest is during the Hippokrates quest you can say “you’re only here because of this patient” to the doctor and kill the patient on the spot instead of fetching his forceps
i was so dissapointed in the scene with cyclops playing as kassandra,I love her so much but this scene needed the himbo energy that Alexios has and kassandra doesn't have it so yeah
After Syndicate, Origins and Odyssey I honestly miss the older stories, the conversations with your victims post assassination, thr focus on parkour and better storytelling in general. That said, this game was the funniest AC I havd played and some real comedic momentd in this one. From supideo, to that town with the fake eagle bearer to the fake minatour and of course, Testikles.
Me walking in the front door after mowing and hearing a greek voice say "I brought your drugs" in my sisters room almost made me grab the shotgun. Then I realized our husky wasn't going bonkers and it was probably just her television.
I can Understand Why People like Kassandra Her voice actor is Amazing But alexios IS SOOOO Underrated He looks and sounds like a Greek Demi-God Plus he is Hilarious!!
I like to play as Kassandra but I am loving Alexios’s Himbo energy
In valhalla the she-eivor is much better than the he-eivor in my opinion, but in this one Ikaros is much funnier than Kassandra, although I like her too (and I am playing as her)
@@dionyzus2909 yes, the eagle Ikaros has way more personality than kassandra
Himbo is the perfect definition of alexios
@@dionyzus2909 What are you talking about, Ikaros?
@@mjtechnoviking44 especially when Ikaros flew down and got with Barnabas and Alcibiades😳 biggest plot twist in video game history
Alexios: "What eagle?"
Ikaros: *lands on Alexios head
Timestamp?
@@highsenbergg8894 23:11
Alexios: I have no eagle.
Ikaros: *Are you sure about that?*
Alexios’ expressions give me life. Best Character in the game!
Yeah hard bro! Idk why people talk so much shit about AC Odyssey. I loved sailing around ancient Greece and playing Alexios
Alexios gives us many good laughs.
@@gabrielandjavierpinales3689 yes
thank you
alexios's sass against cyclops though...hand movements and "did it hurt your feelings" was perfect hahaha
1:15 HAS to be my most favorite comedy scene 🤣🤣🤣 "dId iT hUrT yOuR fEeLiNgS" omg 🤣🤣
Sticking the eye in the goat's ass got me big time when i first played the game it was completely unexpected and it's much funnier with alexios instead of kassandra
I saw it happen several times. I failed several times
Hahaha 🤣
Alexios version of the goat scene was more hilarious.
Nothing like shoving a cyclop eye down the butt of a goat to go all “aaaahhhhh!!!” As the goat ran 😂
When I saw it, I was like "Jesus, that's gotta hurt."
- He screamed, but not in agony!
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- They must be stopped!!!
- The snakes?
- THE THUGS!!!!
Hahahahahahahaha
😂😂😂
Yeah true that was hilarious 😂
I play as Kassandra and these cut scenes were pretty funny but Alexios brings such sass and I'm living for it lmao love them both.
I really liked testikles, Not just for his amusing name, But his personality brought a smile to my face. Really sucks What happened to him
So I swam around in the place he fell in and actually saw his corpse
When I met him I knew he died but I didn't know he died right after you meet him basically
Was that last part a pun?😏
Absolute best humor in the AC series! Keeps pace thru entire game
Kassandra when trying to be funny: **total asshole**
Alexios when being funny: **Shrek level comedy**
indeed but idk why is so many mentiin kassandra is a canon in odyssey . i just can't tell that how good she can be as the main and i can't even see it . Alexios is releven as protaonist since spartan doesn't suit for a woman tho .
that deadpanned delivery of
"im not kephalonian" though
Alexios scene when fighting the fake eagle bearer, .... with the chicken. Epic.
Chikaros
@@mjtechnoviking44 the true pet bird
Can anyone tell me when was that?
@@AndrastesHairyEyeball if I remember correctly, it was a small fishing town north of boetia where you get asked to do some epic fail quests and you fail so epically you have to laugh.
Then you find out there is an imposter who has tarnished your name. He has a chicken that is supposed to be an imposter for your eagle, icaros? cant remember anymore.
@@Hjominbonrun oh okay thanks 🤣 that was a wild ride of a sentence to read I can only imagine how much fun the quest is🤣
5:14 IM SORRY BARNABAS LAUGHING AT NOTHING IS SO FUNNY TO ME LMAOO
Barnabas: HAHAHAAAAAAAAAA.
Me: Okay, *you just signed up for my favourite character.*
hes always happy.
the way this sent me into ORBIT bless your entire soul 💀 HA HA HAAAAAAA
“Did it hurt your feelings?”
BYE-
19:09 was literally the funniest part of the game for me even more so than Testicl.. wait Testikles. The “oh fuck it… hi” made me choke on my drink
This is one of my favorites as well. 🤣🤣
Nahh this one better 5:34
Kassandra Might be Canon. But Alexios is just as good. Love it
And even her canonicity may be debatable, considering most of the players (2/3 of them if the internet is correct) chose Alexios, while the novelization makes her the main character.
You missed possibly one of the funniest parts where barnabas and the philosopher guy (forget his name) broke into Alexios’ cell after being captured by Deimos and Kleon. XD
that was Socrates hahahaha
how dafuq one forgets Sokrates' name
its the thought that counts lmao, also the philosoph guy is sokrates, the most famous man in ancient greece (at least for modern times)
In Socrates side missions I loved how Alexios was like "I don't give a fuck about your philosophy bullshits and just tell me what do you want"
I played as Kassandra, but Alexios' faces are the best thing in the game 😂
Kassandra's performance is more on the serious note IMO. Alexios is way more hilarious though XD
I've only ever played Kassandra, so I'm surprised to see Alexios more sarcastic - especially with Cyclops. "Did he say Cyclops? Did he hurt your feelings?" Man, his delivery is so mean LOL
Alexios's humour matched with the game perfectly to me, it's such a not serious game and Alexios was such a vibe 🥰
Alexios gives off a "idgaf" vibe and i love it
I played as Alexios when I first played this. Then I heard that Kassandra was better, so I played it again as Kassandra. I like prefer Alexios cause the way he talks makes every scene funny/enjoyable.
kassandra may be canon, but nothing drives a conversation like alexios
There’s also a quest where alkibades sends you to deliver a “male specimen” to some general 😂
And they say Alexios hasn't got emotion😂
Dude you forgot the one bad day missions. The blind blacksmith the crazy chick that rides the horse off the cliff. Those were hilarious
Please😭Alkibiades’s face at 19:59 was freaking hilarious
Me when I have to fight a level 59 at 21:
@@southiedude Me attacking the level 50 exekias thinking he was a lower level whilst I'm level 10
It just says “Apparently, he can’t swim.”
5:35 my favorite part
"You killed his Mater & f😀cked his Pater"
I love Alexios so much
Alexios best girl
@@fakename779 true
Lol
for real, i love how much of a himbo he is lmao
Myrrine: OMG ITS MY BABY!
Nikolaos: what is his first word?
Baby alexios: MALAKAS!
17:57 I never noticed before they used the beginning of the soundtrack when you fight the real minotaur, then dissolve it into a more lighter one. Nice detail.
Alexios is the only reason I could get into the game.
Same here
Same even though I don't like what this game did to the lore, and mythology of Assassins creed Alexios has always been one of my main highlights of the game.
19:29 This was one of my favorite scenes 😂
Music name?
The first time I started in odyssey I picked alexios as my starting character unaware that it was kasandra as the main canon character haven’t regretted that decision ever since. Alexios has better shine than kasandra did and he has a special heart in these special moments.
You did an AMAZING job! Laugh every time I watch it. I love Alexios very much and his expressions
I honestly always thought Alexios was better as the hero and kassandra as Deimos
I agree, plus I think that "Alexios the Eagle Bearer" sounds better than "Kassandra the Eagle Bearer"
I started to play recently and even tho other people who already finished the game suggested I pick Kassandra, I am so not regretting going with Alexios 😂
Played as Alexios best choice imo.
Now this is Gold
who
@@Orelkrah you baby🗿
I love Alexios so much , I can't play with Kassandra and leave this handsome beautiful man hahaha
thank you!! alexios is such a fucking himbo, i love him to death. hes such an idiot, and i absolutely love him for that ahah
THIS MY FAVORITE GAME OF ALL TIME, DONT CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS
Alexios is so cute
I love this fucking game 🤣 Alexios's expressions are the best!!
I fucking love Alexios he's so sassy 💀
When testikles fell in the water and got eaten by sharks bro I couldn’t stop laughing 😮💨. I found it 19:46
Alkibiades face-
Alexios' smile after saying go get it is so amazing.
Barbaros and alexios are the brod for life energy and its great
Barnabas
now that i see this after playing valhalla.. man, this game looks more polished and 'fresh'
1:15 - 2:06 : top tier comedy.
The funniest is during the Hippokrates quest you can say “you’re only here because of this patient” to the doctor and kill the patient on the spot instead of fetching his forceps
1:40 Barnabas in the background 💀
He screamed but not in AGONY 😂😂😂😂
Alexios good for you. Turns head to the npc Alexios how precious
1:20 😂😅
Cyclops: *My eye? GIVE . IT . TO . MMMEEEEEEEEEÆÆ.*
That poor goat.....
Kassandra was better as villain
Recommend playing as alexios
I LOVE THIS LMAOOO, watched it half a year ago or something and now I'm back again haha
Alexios is hilarious when playing as him.
12:00 got me 😭🤣
Istg I thought Ezio and Jacob were the funniest in the franchise- *then here comes Alexios*
i was so dissapointed in the scene with cyclops playing as kassandra,I love her so much but this scene needed the himbo energy that Alexios has and kassandra doesn't have it so yeah
3:34 he was like “The fuck was that for ?!”
“… Stupidio” -Alexios
6:20 funniest moment in my opinion.
After Syndicate, Origins and Odyssey I honestly miss the older stories, the conversations with your victims post assassination, thr focus on parkour and better storytelling in general.
That said, this game was the funniest AC I havd played and some real comedic momentd in this one. From supideo, to that town with the fake eagle bearer to the fake minatour and of course, Testikles.
1:10 Lol. Pure gold. Lol.
This video game's humor is priceless XD
6:30
Read the note again
Eagle bearing mystios.
Alexios :*Rolls eyes*
Also 8:40 😂
00:51 he was just tired of alexios' shit lmfaooo
"The snakes?"
"The THUGS."
*"The snakes are thugs?"*
I haven't played this game and this is the first video I'm seeing of it ever... a good start
Ah you missed the funniest part.
The one with Alkibiades and the goat.
“There’s another goat?”
@@sebastiaanvanheede6396 never mind her, she was just watching 😁
8:02 , *Is your arm all right, buddy?*
If its itchy, slap it
I’m going to name my son Alexios haha 😆
1:59 if you look closely, the guard on the behinded left of the cyclops is also shocked.
This is hilarious! What outfits is Alexios wearing? The one with the red paint looks fantastic!
It’s the hunters outfit!
alexios sticking the eye up the sheeps ass had me dead
Me walking in the front door after mowing and hearing a greek voice say "I brought your drugs" in my sisters room almost made me grab the shotgun. Then I realized our husky wasn't going bonkers and it was probably just her television.
i can't understand why Kassandra is cannon
when Alexios is 200% better.
Plus Kassandra is an amazing Deimos.
I don't get Ubisoft's logic...🤷🏻♂️
I can Understand Why People like Kassandra Her voice actor is Amazing But alexios IS SOOOO Underrated He looks and sounds like a Greek Demi-God Plus he is Hilarious!!
Because of feminist agenda, + lgbt. That's why so many lesbians and gays in the game.
@@Keldon1234yeah I agree I prefer playing as Alexios and also fits better historically because men fought in war and competed in Olympics
alexios was such a chad
5:42 it’s not assault if they like it
-Alexios
If you kill The Minotaur before doing the Pephka quests, Alexios/Kassandra will insist they killed The Minotaur already and nobody believes him/her
i have to do a NG+ with alexios now lmao
this game is delightfully not serious and Alexios is a v i b e. I just love him 😂
The whole Alponos missions were just a hilarious, specially when Kalipides dies, and Alexios stands there like “Kalipides?”
2:03 Alexios: go get it 🙂
I will say, after 200 hours as Kassandra my replay as Alexios hasn't made me too fond of him, but this definitely gave him points in my book
My favourite scene ever is the whole Testikles episode. Second is the Minotaur 😂 😂
4:18 🤣🤣🤣
mad respect for you having the cresent helmet on
18.05 i already guessed he was the minotaur but It was way funnier than i thought
I'd like to add that In the same quest as the last one, at the end in the theater is when the Kleon clone gets brutally murdered by a sausage
The "goowelry" line was actually the young child voice actor making a mistake and they left it in bc they thought it was cute
16:18 _Game Awards Be Like_
Haters of this game just don't understand it fully
"Oh he screamed but not in pain!"
Haha! I wish I had played as Alexios now, I will next time I have 3 weeks to commit to one game.
I would love banter between Ezio and Alexios
Dios, amo su voz
Malaka means asshole in Greece if no one is aware
Alexios best Main character and Alkibiades best side character , prove me wrong 🗿🍷