Confessions of a Robbery

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Mystery Link: • Keanu Reeves Stops A R...

[@kuntaldive2618]

I can't imagine Keanu Reeves with his original voice now...

[@jzx313]

Fr

[@midnitemayhem5155]

Damn that's really low likes for a pinned comment .

[@noyes8882]

I’m pretty sure it just got pinned

[@curshburger4582]

Props to Swoozie, he coulda put “(ft. Keanu Reeves)” in the title for clickbait but he didn’t

[@appaontheinternet9796]

Underrated

[@ComedyAnimatedTV]

Swoozie: “Confessions of a robbery”
Police: Ladies and gentlemen.. We got him!

[@SirLangstalotProductions]

Underrated comment

[@AxxLAfriku]

WARNING I am the unprettiest human alive and I need YT to afford my house and the desires of my two girlfriends so please observe my highly stimulating videos, dear sskek

[@Blossom-wn3kv]

@@AxxLAfriku i watched one of your videos and I know it was a joke but....wow

[@ComedyAnimatedTV]

Tap my face and have a look if you like animations also 😎👍🏾

[@undercoverfrog8436]

@@AxxLAfriku Two girlfriends? Damnnnnn.
Edit: I misspelled two don't ask

[@sollaris_]

Swoozie’s storytelling skills are so on point he could tell a story about him drinking water and it would still be interesting.

[@justanotherisekaiprotagoni7293]

Lol tbh SWOOZIE CAN YOU DO THIS IDEA ?

[@incohesive]

@the icecream spy no one asked if you would watch it

[@SODA-vn2ii]

Yes please do this idea

[@SPEEDbrother1Playz]

True

[@LordOfTheMountains1]

Dis guy 🤣🤣🤣

[@shoyubecca450]

That "Whoa!" dude had more revelations in his head than I did during a final exam

[@iamryanlittle]

"I'm just gonna flex on my exes real quick..."

[@riskyduck7602]

P O W

[@hamiraii]

LMAO

[@imveyzona]

lol

[@elizabetharmstrong4108]

All the time

[@Anthony-ls7mr]

Shmow

[@unknownseizure]

"confessions of a robbery"
The FBI: *WRITE THAT DOWN*

[@TysonForReal]

*write that down

[@justtj2008]

Lmao

[@eligotmotion]

I’ve found u

[@jantheking7028]

@Unknown seizure, I've been seeing you EVERYWHERE since I saw you on that one Black Clover video

[@rain.0_0.]

"took my advice"....... Hold up brah!!

[@oldaccountoflukey2nd873]

Huu r u ?

[@trisp7136]

He

[@trisp7136]

Ye

[@ehi_ij]

@@oldaccountoflukey2nd873 wdym he’s a guy who made a comment that got pinned

[@god3538]

@@ehi_ij IKR 🤣 also I just checked your channel I thought it was pretty funny you just earned a sub 👍

[@yogurlparis3907]

Lowkey my mom had a bf a long time ago that said he was was gonna rob his job, so she broke with him and said, "hell nah." Two weeks later cops come to her house asking if she seen this dude, and she told them everything. He got caught going to MEXICO and is now in jail. Idk if he's out yet, but moral of the story: don"t be stupid.

[@Yared-ou7wy]

It's like a robbed his job just to flee Mexico....... that's some dumb ass backwards thinking

[@aybro7944]

So does that mean your mum snitched

[@yogurlparis3907]

@@aybro7944 pretty much

[@Alice-go5pk]

what the F

[@visionarydimensions]

Swoozie: Talking about bank robbery
Swoozie: wears 15k air mags
*so a different robbery might have happened*

[@michaelguardado]

Where can I get air mags

[@matthewcorbett582]

@@michaelguardado they're 65 thousand on stock x

[@alcor9370]

@@matthewcorbett582 pl

[@omarghalab8017]

Yeah he stole all the drip

[@Peggy-nt7eo]

Really please tell me that’s not true.

[@airamplane1234]

I got recommended this video just after I finished watching Money Heist 😳

[@ashmationsidk]

Ha

[@butter6959]

:L

[@Ok-dj6ut]

Lol

[@franciscomorales7509]

YUP LOL🤣😂❤️🤯🔥👍🏾

[@wukkwasnotwhooped5633]

Lmao

[@Nerf_Jager]

Talks about robbery
Wearing one of the rarest shoes ever
Me: HMMMMMMMM I wonder where he got those from?

[@bullcipher]

Aleksandr Smolnikov he got them from the shoe store ;). Nothing illegal

[@kingdribs9286]

Wow...2 catfishes in 1 reply section.....

[@DC...]

At least it wasn't the MGS Nike's

[@juanmartinez5779]

Love how the book bag went from saying Hello Kitty to Goodbye Cat after it broke 😂😂

[@litnemo8772]

*Swoozie is like that one friend who always has some crazy stories to tell.*

[@Foster.Unfiltered]

SWooZie “crazy follows me”
The rest of us: “nah after 9years of watching you bro, we didn’t notice”.

[@jamiefoster8730]

Just checked out ur channel it’s dope ;) funny animations

[@doczack1]

If the real Keanu were to rob a bank he would only need to use the tellers pen and he’d walk out with all the money

[@mrstainaman4146]

plot twist: it was actually Keanu Reeves

[@santoscampos4196]

Yep. This story is just a prequel to Point Break

[@sebastianlora3888]

Makes sense

[@TheSonicThief]

“Quick money. Never a good idea.”
Advice that a lot of people need to hear including me

[@otakuahn1000]

Me too, I always think about the consequences first cause: 1) I don't want to regret it, 2) I value my life, and 3) see if it's worth it.

[@alphacrab7292]

Plot twist: his friend is actually Keanu Reeves

[@EpicGamer-my8iu]

*gasp

[@hokkym.6348]

Keanu is too nice for this story

[@bnqy]

“And I was like whoa” - mini John wick

[@Jean-yk9eo]

Best part of the video was the "whoa" lmao

[@dapperfan44]

The joke is actually that he's acting like Ted from Bill and Ted.

[@thomas-stilinski8149]

@@dapperfan44 yeah he's also dressed like john

[@mulaOFF]

Oh yeah yeah we will rise again

[@riakun]

"12/10 it's not worth it."
That's what I always tell my brother whenever he asks why I never got drunk as a kid, did drugs, smoked, stole, etc. And I always tell him, "I'm broke. Our mom's broke. If I screwed around as a kid, and I got caught, I wouldn't have much in terms of consequences, but mom would be paying back everything that I'd screw up on. The consequence always outweigh the momentary pleasures or adrenaline."

[@sharonmunyua1577]

Can't believe I discovered Swoozie on Friday and I've been binge watching his videos for 3 days. Can't blame me, he's THAT addictive.

[@taydagoldenphoenix]

That’s how I felt when I rarely saw him post for a while

[@luzzbightyear2126]

We've all been through that phase

[@SquintyGears]

Damn welcome to the party, you're late man

[@lucasmartinez3942]

Damn bro me and my brother have been watching this dude since “how I lost my v card”, when he went on a break god damn it was boring af.

[@noriii]

stfu u knew him since 2013 and i commented this for clout

[@garyjones4405]

“Wake up samurai, we’ve got an arcade to rob”

[@flowerbeard1058]

“LeTs RoB tHe BaNk” yea let me check the penalty

[@BrokeGuysEntertainmentTV]

Nobody:
Swoozie: don’t rob anyone
Also swoozie: wears $40,000 shoes
Everyone: pulls out black Air Forces

[@justanotherisekaiprotagoni7293]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@trippettfamily4686]

Lol

[@Ruebenbayona]

Actually 100thousnd

[@_allisonmccallum9506]

@@Ruebenbayona nah g, 1 pair sold for 90k they resselling for 50k usd on stock x rn

[@kaiwontwin]

XD

[@GoIggles92]

When he said “crazy follows me” I thought he was talking about somebody on social media 🤦🏾‍♀️

[@Northlight14]

So did I😂

[@mangochan88]

Same! I was deadass like “who’s Crazy?”

[@autumnrose9655]

Same😂

[@JaeEllethePsalmist]

Same 😭

[@TysonForReal]

Ok and-

[@chynnaalexamonte2904]

Swoozie: talks about robbing a bank
Also Swoozie: wears expensive nike air mags 😳

[@rafiruler3386]

"12 times out of 10, it aint worth it"
- Swoozie 2020

[@psych_shock4370]

“And I was like this is a good plon”.
2:37

[@abobakrsebai1016]

Swoozie: “I see a white van parked outside my house”
FBI: “ok keanu who gave you the advice, describe him”
Keanu: “He’s black an-“
FBI: “Call for back up and the SWAT team, break down the door”

[@galaxypat247]

oh...oh no...

[@sagil7099]

? stfu

[@TysonForReal]

*call for back up and the swat team break down the door-

[@SS64DD]

r\youngpeopleyoutube ?

[@monicagoodwin8753]

Hi

[@liam5969]

Can we just stop and appreciate how "Keanu" was written and voiced

[@nigor42]

bogus!

[@chynnaalexamonte2904]

I got recommended this video just after I finished watching Money Heist 😳

[@christians4854]

Woah

[@lachlanmtb7540]

the goverment rn: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!

[@Minnesota_Fatts]

“Crazy follows me.”
Understatement.

[@bmagic24]

Lol I watched this like 3-4 times and it gets funnier every time

[@ThatUnnamedLegionSolder]

"Gotta flex on my ex's real quick BAM!"
*Me spitting out my drink laughing*

[@UM4G_YT]

When he said "Woooh" 4-5 times, I felt that.

[@kagomekagethief7025]

Friend: I'm thinking about robbing a bank
Swoozie: No, don't do that
Also Swoozie: Okay maybe start small tho

[@tolandsjournal1572]

I like it how swoozie is just casually wearing Nike air mags, one of the RAREST shoes of all time

[@anotherquoter4403]

Tryna be Swoozie's ex right now....

[@luckiestuser]

I am now first reply on a pinned comment
Edit: no longer pinned :(

[@micahwilliamson788]

I am second

[@bread7582]

Im 3rd jhit

[@jjjonatthan]

I’ll be fourth

[@anotherquoter4403]

This is Swoozie asking me out, I know it...

[@zombiespro12]

“Took my advice” hold on, this whole operation was your idea

[@gerardohinojosa3620]

I can't imagine Keanu Reeves robbing a bank his weapon would probably be a pencil

[@publicenemydavo]

Swoozie gotta be making big money like “you used to call me on my cellphone” type money to afford those shoes he got on

[@pianoguy4949]

How much are they?

[@ethanliu938]

@@pianoguy4949 he probably got them cheaper cause I think he's had them for a while back when sneaker culture wasn't as large but currently they sit at 25-40k if they're deadstock.

[@tannerparks6030]

@@ethanliu938 I don't think those are the 2016 self lacing ones so it's probably closer to 15k. These shoes have always been expensive though. I think the lowest they've ever sold for was 3k in 2011 but I've never seen them below 10k and I first learned about them in 2013

[@victoriamcfly88]

Another Banger of a video as always. I also have those same shoes 😜❤️

[@true.boxed_in]

Ok

[@christianpena9598]

You dropped 20 bans for those.

[@Rnfjaydee]

Cap

[@Jeejington]

You have 55 to 60k just laying around like that. If you played Among Us id say sus.

[@tryoutmyteamtiktok4550]

How u get the shoes

[@doubtfuljeffery1564]

Swoozie casually rocking the air mags to mid key flex on us >>>

[@mew2o635]

i clicked the video so fast i didn't know what the title was.

[@wolffang9253]

Ikr

[@wezzychannel6104]

Same

[@Iamcjmorris]

facts yo

[@tzvetozaruzunov2777]

Did da same thing ahahah

[@edricflo]

2:59 Dam that sound effect took me back to the arcade!

[@JohnOnTop4]

I like the just do it in the background when he’s saying don’t do it

[@nolanhayzlett6817]

"And then my girlfriend broke up with me, and I was like W H O A."

[@freshlululemonade8201]

“What would John wick do!?”
“He’d get rid of these kids” LMFAO

[@mrpeptobaja3714]

Can we just admire the air mags he has on

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Your story is almost as fire as those shoes.

[@churchgir1]

your about to become the new justin y

[@kingeurydelavega2322]

Ikr

[@stripesd]

Jellal 🥵🥵

[@samdabeast3186]

You again, i see

[@kaiwontwin]

DANG WHATSUP BROO

[@aefelton9804]

I stumbled upon your videos by accident during this lock down.
I'm home alone and well pass your age group 😂 but you have brought me so much joy and so much laughter during this depressing time.
I ended up going back to the beginning and watched all of your videos. Don't worry I paced myself. Lol. Keep on bringing love, light and joy to this world. You may never know how many people like me you are uplifted and giving joy to by watching your videos. God is truly blessed you. Continued success and continue to be a blessing to others.

[@johnlewis8934]

Glad you found him, tell your friends about swoozie he is basically the original animator on CZcams

[@N3O1999]

Michael De Santa: “that’s why you don’t rob people THAT YOU KNOW”

[@cloudsteam0]

I refuse to let go the fact that this man really just pulled up in the one of the most cleanest nike air mags i have ever seen like da fuc

[@BraxtonMeyer]

keanu: so i took your advice and decided to start out small
swoozie: i didn't tell you to rob anyone
i amrolling

[@J45Burst]

"12/10 It's NOT worth it."
So your telling me there's a chance?

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

I've stolen once from a store when I was 12 and the anxiety and guilt of that made me never do it again, lol. It was a convenience store and I walked to school at that time. I would always make a point of showing the person behind the counter that I was putting my backpack at the front of the store so they'd know I'm not there to steal, and for a long time, I wasn't. I just wanted to buy some candy and get on to school.
But then one day, I wanted both Skittles and Starbursts but I didn't have the money for both. I should've just been happy with what I could get, but no. My sweet tooth demanded more. I slipped the Starbursts in my hoodie pocket because they wouldn't make noise when walking and purchased the Skittles (that way if they did hear rustling, the Skittles would be what would make more noise). I grabbed the bag that I had always put up front willingly as a sign to be trusted and felt the guilt setting in. I remember looking up at the damn camera like an idiot and quietly saying "Please don't let me get caught." And then I went out the door...and nothing happened.
Most people get away with something like that and keep going but I'd wanted to be trusted by that store and absolutely broke it. The candy didn't taste as good that day and I promised to not steal again. 19 years later and I've kept to that. I don't want to be known as a thief and want people and employers to trust me.

[@cohensmith6100]

Congrats to you stealing is bad

[@Grimzzie]

Why do have to write a whole story

[@cohensmith6100]

@@Grimzzie maybe theyre proud of not stealing

[@Youtuber-xq2nj]

Jigsaw: you don’t appreciate life

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

@@Grimzzie Because TL;DR-ing your way through life is how people are going to run circles around you ^_^ Get some practice in now with a light-hearted story so it doesn't floor you later in life such as when you go to get your first car.
Also, I love writing and just saying "I stole once when I was 12 and it was bad" isn't that interesting.

[@ebr6822]

Last time I was this early, Swoozie was a lifeguard :D

[@sumitsinghstories]

Haha I love that lifeguard story!

[@kingsyris3163]

He had alot of them jay z first kiss driving while being black etc so what is your favorite

[@ebr6822]

@@kingsyris3163 I like first kiss haha

[@sumitsinghstories]

@@kingsyris3163 I really like the Jay Z one!

[@Brilchan]

I love the vintege Bill and Ted Keanu voice I can totally see that character doing a stunt like that xD

[@Blake-pc7pd]

I can’t stop staring at his shoes

[@AceFilmss]

Yoooo how tf you get them shoes!!!!!!! they like $10000 Swoozie you know dog on well you tryna flex on us. . . . . . . It's working

[@Thog101]

He really pulled out the AIR MAGS

[@AceFilmss]

@@Thog101 ong😭😭 he said big maun got big flex. Once I hit 2k subscribers I'm flexing to I'm already passed 1k

[@bigsen4327]

@@AceFilmss nice

[@GomesLivArsManU]

They're actually 25k

[@Thog101]

@@GomesLivArsManU nope they go for 30k on stockX

[@IzAlii]

dude, When sWooZie uploaded i was like " *Woah*" then liked it, and then it turned blue and i was like " *WOAH* "

[@Arcticx369]

*”WOAH DUDE, THIS IS KARMA!”* i love ur keanu impression

[@crudefountain4417]

Does any one else see his vids and think you have to see more so then you see his whole channel every time he posts

[@kratxmarina]

1:12 My man wouldn't be down. He would be up in Heaven if he robbed a friggin bank

[@jahfarihazelwood4499]

Nobody:
(Swoozie) Keanu Reeves: "I was like, WOAH!"

[@marshoul2717]

BOgus!

[@aura7618]

"12 time out of 10 it's not worth it“
I geuss 13th times the charm

[@legitimatemonke2291]

I’m so happy he drew gta san adreas 0:37

[@chrisGoTheRealStory]

CZcams!!! Stop sending me Swoozie’s notifications 8 hours after he drops a video! I need these videos in my life!!

[@KittyLitterYT]

"I got a speeding ticket right after robbing this place, must be karma!"
or maybe there was a reason you were going very fast away from the place you just robbed...
"my girlfriend left me, must be karma!"
Or maybe it's directly linked to you robbing your job...

[@7thlittleleopard7]

I assume that no, he didn't get it during the same trip away from his ex-job. Nor that her breaking up was in any way related to his theiving. Like, just because they say 'right after' doesn't mean it was exactly on the same drive from the place. :/

[@andresv.8880]

@@7thlittleleopard7 he means that he's a shitty person, and an idiot for robbing an arcade, so that's probably why his girlfriend left him. Who he is as a person

[@muskiej5]

Shhhhhhh. Heon have ta think that. Long as he not robbin ppl it's all good. 😉

[@SymbolOfPeaceNdJustice]

Maan I just found this channel and I wonder how I lived without your videos, keep up the good work bro.

[@ossyborn2085]

he really do be flexing on his exes

[@Thog101]

This man did NOT GET AIR MAGS

[@StrongestInHistory]

And everyone else

[@criticaldoesshiddd2340]

@@Thog101 this man GOT AIR MAGS

[@ellag5919]

From a criminal justice standpoint, this actually a larceny theft. Robbery implies a weapon was involved and there was a criminal confrontation. Great vid tho! :)

[@SteaJdj]

“Just gonna flex on my ex’s real quick, BOW”

[@ricoriva2463]

Nobody:
Swooize: don’t rob anyone
Also swooize: wears $40,000 shoes

[@meatwadsprlte]

are they the 2016 version? if so yeah, if theyre the 2011 then around $15,000

[@_Adrian.1k_]

Flex on his Exes real quick *shows the Air Mags*
Exes: I Fxcked up

[@mason.n3259]

Yeah I know lmao

[@kidcircuit1955]

Kid friendly channel!!!!!!!!!!!

[@_Adrian.1k_]

@@kidcircuit1955 it's censored

[@kidcircuit1955]

@@_Adrian.1k_ I'm talking about the bot

[@harpreetdhaliwal6214]

Keanu every second: wOaH

[@Kyllium]

Swoozie: I’m just gonna flex on my exes real quick
His exes: Ight where he live

[@KayronDeacon]

I rewinded like 3 times just for that "bruh" ringtone.
It's the little things.

[@epictoastrenegade]

Everybody needs that sWooZie friend to keep you from being stupid. This is me. I am him. I am Jr. Swooz.

[@sharonsangel2]

The Keanu voice lol So glad I no longer have friends with dumb ideas..

[@joandtybrovids8027]

Is it just me or did he intentionally make his friend Keanu reaves sound like Ted from Bill and ted because Keanu played him

[@soleo311]

0:00 “just gonna flex on my ex’s real quick” I loved that moment🤣

[@samfaga4877]

Every time I see a sWooZie video I don’t care what the hell I’m doing, I have to watch it.

[@tlf.football]

Swoozie: *talking about his friend asking him to rob a bank with him*
The back of his lap top says: just do it
😳

[@gamecube8885]

Is it me or does "Keanu Reeves" sounding More Like Ted from Bill & Ted the more I hear him. Especially here: 3:29 John Wick and Bogus can you blame me.

[@animaytions7607]

FBI after watching this video: ...
I love this guy 😂

[@cultzfn5501]

I love how swoozie always have the red shirt on his animation

[@U9DATE]

I just want to say thank you. I am a person who just does what’s on my mind, a lot of stupid thingys. That advice you gave at the end was perfect. I appreciate mate. Thank you.

[@Smoothïllustrated]

Real Keanu could just go in to the bank and say
“You’re breathtaking” and everyone would give him all their money 💰
___
What does Keanu Reeves and the corona virus have in common?
_They’re both breathtaking_

[@blueangel1939]

Hahahha I love these Keanu Reeves jokes 🤣😭

[@ninecool11]

Swoozie: Randomly walking through his house.
Loud knock at the door!!
FBI: OPEN UP

[@trulyoblivious252]

Swoozie:confesses
Popo:hehe bio

[@shairamos8600]

The dislikes are his exes after being flexed on

[@dninja-ts7lf]

Once i saw his video was up I stopped everything and watched 😁

[@alexsmith9534]

“And I was like ‘Bogus’.” That made me laugh just a little harder than it should’ve
4:12 if ur too lazy to look for it and wanna see it again

[@safehaven717]

“Excellent Plan!” *Gets Bill and Ted flashbacks*

[@crackedostrich2278]

Is no one going to talk about his shoes that auto tie them self’s

[@justken5]

Yeah it's in a DC movie

[@maddmancord]

Those the Nike air mags they cost like 15k and they auto tie it’s from back to the future

[@sdb87149]

@@maddmancord I think there’s a non self-tying version that’s quite a bit less. They still look sick tho!

[@lil_freebird3493]

“Gonna flex on my ex’s real quick” got me real good

[@Joeeeeeeeeeee9]

Woke up just in time!!

[@chickthechicken1372]

Same

[@sumitsinghstories]

Haha me too man!

[@papaya9035]

Same

[@christianray7739]

When slow internet makes you late: *P A I N*