Video Game Drug Dealer 🎮
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You know your fucked when barbie is the less embarrassing option
It could just be that it was embarrassing that he lost a really valuable classic and doesn't want to acknowledge it.
Red Leader - I feel like that actually IS the game and he's just joking.
Okazaki Tomoya That's what I was thinking as well. It wasn't that it was an embarrassing game, it was that the game was so good, he's embarrassed he lost it. However, it could have been the ET game. I wouldn't tell anybody about that one either!!! LOL!
*you're (a conjugation of the words "you" and "are" ... The More You Know ™)
Barbie Horse Adventure is the shit though
this dude has a routine, even got the teacher in on it.
Oscar Armstrong - ahhhhhh it all makes sense as to why she blew me off now
He sold the game to the Teacher
Holy shit what a plot twist
Lucky, Swoozie replied to your comment.
“It’s probably in Bangkok by now” had me laughing out loud
"I... I... Trahbled it"😂😂😂😂
seems like barbie was in hot demand all over the world at that time
"I'm over here tryna level up my horsie, to level 80, so i can do the gallop-by on the rival gang"
Golden Boah 10/10 gaming words
Yeah I saw the video too
Yeah we all heard it bro
That part where Adantes dad went off on Maurice had me dying 😂😂😂
Lol I read this as he was saying those lines
"Yo let me get That purple up off you son." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Christopher Hill Sr lean
“I’ll see you here next week. God Bless”
Gimme that purple
Christopher Hill Sr it’s that purple thanos
@@The_Flash-lh5mu you are literally 10
"I've killed before, I'll kill again!"
"I trobbled it"
"What?!"
"I trobbled it"
"Get outta my face!"
RoboSaurus b
.
I'm spanish, what does mean I trobbled it?
it doesnt have a meaning. i think he was trying to combine trade and rob.
Boi if you dont
“Barney” “Barney has a game?!” I’m fucking crying😭😂😂
No cusing
@@diamndjr1636 no one gives a fuck
@@diamndjr1636 😂
Barney's hide and seek.
3:37 DONDE ESTA BARBIE!! Had me dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣
😂 it’s too funny
You laughing cuz he can speak spanish
Where is barbie!!
*Maurice earns the award of Best Anime Villain*
Jacob Wood top ten anime betrayals.
Rip In Pieces Barbie horse adventures
Jacob Wood thank you
666 likes
Jacob Wood I
'your game is gone! it's probably in bangkok by now!' lmfaooooo
"Tell me where the MOTHER FUCKING GAME IS"😂😂😂😂
I trobled it
InfiniteTurbine I
InfiniteTurbine don't read my channel name
InfiniteTurbine don't read my channel name
Me: It was Batman Forever, wasn't it?
I got it as a gift from a family friend. It was terrible, but somehow very addicting.
I think it was Quest 64, since it's close enough to Zelda
When the dad was cussing at the game dealer, I lost it 😂 😂
Jamie lost her whole family dead
"My whole family's dead but that's not important" lmao
A Different Video of a Banana Every Goddamn Day We need another banana video.
it was about the video game Oregon Trail
A Different Video of a Banana Every Goddamn Day i
IN THE GAME
THE QUALITY CONTENT I NEED IN MY LIFE
"My whole family's dead we got bit by Raccoons, but that's not important."
Sun_skimmer 89 thats the Oregon Trail for you
Now I want to play Oregon Trail
Sun_skimmer 89 my family got dysentery.
Sun_skimmer 89 I do to
Sun_skimmer 89 lol
5:49 where is my tombstone cuz I’m dead
5:30 is me when i spend my dads credit card
5:33
Well that escalated quickly.
Gears Starting had the anime face and everything, that man was PISSED.
I can't imagine what game was so embarrassing that someone would rather say it was "Barbie's Horse Adventure." Kind of a bit like saying "My test score was so low, let's just say I got an F."
honestly though 😭😭😭
Anthony Sforza imagine failing a test so hard you get a fuckin G on a damn quiz.
Pretty sure he actually bought Barbie Horse Adventures
I think, irl he got a really expensive game, and thats why it's embarrassing that he lost it.
*cough* he probably actually got Barbie horse adventure
“ I’m out. I’m going to work. Don’t ever ask me to buy you a game again” cut to black
As felt on a spiritual level as a kid
How bad could the actual game he got be that "Barbie's Horse Adventure" is somehow the better alternative? I'm really curious now.
Potato Catcake maybe the game he got was so good or legendary that he’s embarrassed that he lost it
I neeeeed to know what the game was 😂
I neeeeed to know what the game was 😂
my little pony
The part where he screams Ms. Nelson had me in tears.
killakam3600 I swear 😂😂😂
Yass same!!!
killakam3600 Ikr it was so sad 😢
Low-key I thought purple was Spyro😂😂
Wegonplay TM same
Wegonplay TM Me too
Wegonplay TM right??
Wegonplay TM I loved Spyro
same
It's sad that you know that Barbie's horse adventure is less embarrassing than whatever the name of the game is
What Adande should of done:
“ *ADMINISTRATOR!* “
“ I trobled it” had me dead
Same lol
@Matthew Aguila Yh I was wondering what is that word?
5:48
What does it mean
Iiwisiwidiwisixiiwididiwieiwidjejrdijdn I trobbled it
That facial expression at 5:36 is absolutely priceless
WTF
Jay Zeigler wtf
Yea look like :l
whatever
Jay Zeigler lol
“I trobled it” 😂
1:46 that was really funny, my man said “ I know it’s your birthday Friday. But there’s no dot else to do that shift” lol I’m dead XD
Legend has it, the barbie horse game is still being traded to this day...
What?!
OMFG WHERE IMMA GET IT!!!!
CRUCIAL wooooooow just woooow
CRUCIAL I will stop the curse of it being traded
Wow
R.I.P barbie
Hannah Baker what
Jeez, I kinda hoped that Maurice kid pulled a you
lol jk I hope he's fine but a better person
Hannah Baker rip you
Plot twist: the name of the game is “Barbies horse adventure”
Him losing the game when he was a kid and making a video about his experience many years later has actually been a worthwhile investment 😁.
I remember the snack drug dealers. "Aye dawg, you wanna piece of gum"
Jesus Christ that'll be $5
Jesus Christ thats Jason Bourne
Jesus Christ I can imagine you being rather popular with the snack drug dealer, Mr. Christ. After all, all you had to so is hand them and glass of water, turn it into wine and you have a bunch of drunk children on your hand.
Best juice ever.
Last year,mI went to bring refreshers for my class (Bought 20) and the teacher said no, because they had caffeine.
Little does she know, I have a larger than usual lunch bag ready, and it can hold four refreshers.
I've practically became a drug dealer.
You're the best story teller ever! I could listen to you tell random stories for hours lol
Nah
JC 883 Yah
Who wouldn't?
ZBoot Anyone who doesn't know what high quality CZcams videos are.
Blanca7C dead ass
Th fact that everyone was lit for this game, even Maurice..amazes me
1:11 yesssirrr dats my life’s story “2 times a year”😂😂
Kids in my middle school sell slime like drugs. They don’t trade for other slime they just have you pay like $5 an ounce
same with mine but fidget spinners and when we went on the field trip thing some kid was play with the fidget spinner dropped it in the pool and dived in for it remind you we wasn't supposed to be in there at the time
Elaina Sullivan same here
Omg at my old school people were selling snacks and candy but now it's slime
Elaina Sullivan bruh they sold spinners at my school
Elaina Sullivan in my middle school days we did the same thing but with silly bands
I'm a simple kind of person
I see a SWooZie video
I click it
SeaFoamCat óÓÒò same my finger carries itself to any new video of his😂😂😂
SeaFoamCat óÓÒò same 🤑
SeaFoamCat óÓÒò same brah
SeaFoamCat óÓÒò me too
SeaFoamCat óÓÒò this is the earliest I have been
5:38 i kill before I kill again dead...😂 Man that kid face...😂
“I trobbled it”
Maurice~ 2017
"DONDE ESTA ES BARBIE!!"😠😠😠
WHERE IS IS BARBIE?
WHERE THIS IS BARBIE
J-Master 54 Ammm wait im leveling up my unicorn to level 75
J-Master 54 *Donde Está La Barbie
HollowWolf76 Do you have to correct him... he was just saying it like swoozi said it
*"Barney Has a Game?!"* LOL
Gangster 9011 Huey
yeah man I got that purple, what you Need
Pac Man a
Brian lath Send me link to get ur profile pic huey my fav fuk riely
Brian lath
Yep, and it's 🔥
“Let me prepare so We’re probably run good cop back cop”
That’s me every time me and my parents have a talk 😂
Oregon Trail references get me every time.
I thought you said you "ain't no snitch"
Randy Orton be honest if a kid got into your bag you'd snitch in a millisecond
Randy Orton nah he'd just hit him with an RKO OUTTA NOWHERE😂
yep, that guy broke the code first. Swooze went up to him and tried to deal with it normally but you know if he didn't call in reinforcements he didn't have a chance of getting that game back, even if a fight broke out, unless that fight lead to parents coming anyway.
you'd probably just hit them with an RKO out of no where if they stole from you 😂😂😂
r u real or fake
I bet the game was actually Barbie's horse adventure, on the lowkey tho fam that game is lit
Amanda Agyeman I played that on my Xbox original
Didn't it come with its own console?
Certified Meme-Lord/ is swoozie gay
I had that in my DS, it was great.
God Mode no he's had so many girlfriends dude watch his old vids
been a while since I binge watched swoozie.
3:25 had me dead I’m trying to level up my horse so I can do the Gallup by on the rival gang
Pokemon
that shit was funny af at 5:33
Samuel Sanchez u
Samuel Sanchez 😂😂😂
i think my friend was a pokemon drug dealer
JBL Bass Tester my too
I got that lvl 80 Typlhosion
That’s how it was with Pokemon cards
Same
@@Oogabooga11249 same but with football cards like match attax
(TL;DR at the bottom)
At school me and my friends had a candy business that everybody knew about, it was jolly ranchers and dum dum lollipops, 25 cents each, we would always sell them during lunch because that’s where all the little kids are who get sent with wayyyy too much money to school, when the lunch monitors found out what we were doing, they tried to shut us down, we were like “ok...” but we were making on average 20 bucks a week, I wasn’t gonna let that slide away from me, so... we did it in secret “candy drug dealers” and anybody who talked about it to the teachers... was dealt with by the muscly kids in our class. It was going perfect drug dealing candy to little kids... until we switched grades and had to switch our lunch periods with the older kids, who didn’t want anything and were too smart for us. Well, at least it was nice while it lasted.
(TL;DR: me and my friend secretly sold candy until nobody wanted it anymore)
Last time my parents went to my school it didn’t go well.....
"I Trabeld it"
Lol XD
micaiah Armstrong
The act of trading, borrowing and selling something all at the same time
I'm spanish what does Trabeld means?
It isn't a real word
Theory: he didn’t change the name,he really got Barbie horse adventures
Stolen
Ok I did kind of steal it but I just thought it was a funny thing
Not stolen
@@zishan5067 stolen
Giratina 123 but he admitted to stealing it so it’s not stolen
Me who was so desperate to play new games that I started pirating them: 50+ games a year
My when I had my first taki 5:49
Bruh, imma real nigga and everything, but barbie horse adventures used to be my shit tho 😂😂
LightSkinned God I didn't understand you saying your a real nigga but play barbie till I look at your profile name...... Your not a real nigga😛
LightSkinned God OOOH SHITS ABOUT TO GO DOWN
Swoozie has never let me down in one of his videos. Each one is like a friend telling me a hilarious story :)
Kamila.Maz - thanks so much for the kind words!
only You Tuber that deserves the almost 5 mil subs
5:49 LOL what kind of studder was that !?!?!? 😆😆😆
I-I-I- HUWHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEH 5:47
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
He wanted his barbie bacc
Puroo Singla those memes make no sense
@@harrycooper4009 respect the memes... Memes are life... Meme is religion... Disrespect meme and you gain a sin. 😈
Db super reference lol
Harry Cooper they surreal memes
They got each other's back
lmaoooo im ded "I BOUGHT THT GAME N I NEVER BUY HIM GAMES!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
0:30 Random kid: Let’s me that purple
Maurice: *give kid blue game*
5:50 The Flash is freaking out 😂
What's green? Zelda. what's purple again? Barney. 😂😂😂
wafflebabe vlogs what's white? and can I use my nose on it?
wafflebabe vlogs purple could be saints row lol
RiddickTube its supposed to be kids games
Yo, let me get some of that purple.
Man: whats "green?"
Maurice: Zelda
Man: and whats "purple" again?
BARNIE!!!!
Ha
Barney
Barney*
nah it saints row
It’s thanos
The game was “Super Princess Peach” on the 3DS. I know it is. No amount of convincing will make me say otherwise. But that game slapped so no need to feel embarrassed.
Its not, by the time he was in 4th grade it was around 1990 or 1989 game wasnt out by then
I started dying at 5:20 😭😂
"Dónde está Barbie" got me dead 😂
Me Too 😂🤣😂
Wait what was the part?
@@probablyyleoo 3:37
What does it mean
@@Griimy69 it means where is the Barbie. But in Spanish
Damn, u had your sister taking look out shifts on her birthday 😭😭 Only u swoozie, Only you 😂
IM LITERALLY CRYING RN OMG U ACTUALLY LOVED MY COMMENT AHH😭💕‼️💘
i got u fam; thanks for watching AND for dropping a comment!
sWooZie JDDHDDHHD! I AM SPAZZING OOUUTTTT RN SWOOZIE U JUST MADE MY WHOLE LIIIFFEE OMG YOU ARE AMAZING 😭😭 NEVER STOP BEING YOUUUU AHHHH😭😭💕‼️‼️‼️ THANKYOU SO MUCHHH💘💘💯
**TiffanerToMuch ** u fangirling a lot
my sister ate my whole birthday cake when i was gone once, i opened the fridge. Gone. Fuck her
*5:44** THE RAINBOW DASH EXPRESSION??? LMAO*
QVC does still exist
"YOUR GAME IS GONE, ITS PROBABLY IN BANGKOK BY NOW!"😂😂😂😂
Boy why u taking my profile pic
why u take mine
Xohly this boy keep taking everyone’s profile pictures
5:33
Top 10 anime battles
ZEROstinks,
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Reminds me of what happened to my necklace in elementary school. My uncle had bought a necklace for me during his trip to Hawaii. It was a thin chain with a single bead the size of a rice grain or a bean, dark blue with tiny white flowers painted on. I loved it. Never took it off.
But when I went back to school from break, this girl (who never talked to me before) started begging me for it; non stop the entire day.
To this day I'm not 100% sure why she wanted to take my necklace. She never talked to me before or after, we weren't friends, none of that. I still remember she wore makeup to school, and we weren't even in the 3rd grade. She was "The popular girl" early. My best guess as to why would be she was a bully and didn't want "the fat girl in glasses" to have something new.
Anyway, I kept telling her "No, you can't have my necklace", and she kept begging me for it. Even when I was walking home from school, she followed me and begged for my necklace. My mom met me on the other side of the cross walk, and not knowing this girl wasn't my friend, she took my necklace off me and gave it to the girl. That girl ran off in the other direction. I was crying and angry with my mom, but I doubt my little self couldn't make words out of sobs.
Never saw that necklace ever since. That girl gave me excuse after excuse as to why she wouldn't give it back to me; even telling our teacher the same thing when I got the teacher involved. Teacher couldn't do squat. And thanks to her, I never wore jewelry to school ever again. Not earrings, not necklaces, and not bracelets.
We do that in our school our teacher saw us but our teacher was intrested so she joined in the conversation lol
Swoozie, you trying to be slick and act like you changed the name but, we all know you really did get the Barbie game.
And it was never seen again...
what else would it be anyway lol
So, I looked into it. Let's see if we can figure out what the game is:
Swoozie was in 4th grade around 1990 (since 4th graders are around 10 and he was born in 1980).
The N64 animated in the video was not released until 1996. Assuming he had a Nintendo console (as he wanted to play zelda and had mario), this would have to be the NES. The SNES was released in 1991 but since it was so recent it is unlikely that everyone already bought the new console and Maurice had such a huge collection of games.
Browsing through wikipedia's page of NES games, I came up with these:
Barbie
Rainbow Islands: The Story of Bubble Bobble 2
Adventures in the Magic Kingdom
Princess Tomato in the Salad Kingdom
Arkista's Ring
I may have overlooked some games. Of course its also possible that he either just forgot the game name or exaggerated to make the video more interesting.
Princess Tomato in the Salad Kingdom was lit btw.
Kosaro I love this!!! You are the greatest person dude!! OML!! :3
We had Pokémon card drug dealer
*Pokémon card dealer* Your welcome
Blackout Drawings Lmaooo same thing
Same
We had candy drug dealer 😂
Blackout Drawings we have a slime dealer
Ahhhh this feels awesome the nostalgia is coming in my first ever Swoozie vid
My buddy took my Monopoly for ps1 as well as my Rush n64 game. This was half my lifetime ago... but I will not forget the loss rofl...
"I troobled it" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jynx Rocks 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣
5:49
LPSAllisonTV hi
LPSAllisonTV hi
LPSAllisonTV
LPSAllisonTV hi
LPSAllisonTV o
“u got a wire?” 😂😂
We had this exact guy in 3rd grade except he was dealing us pokemon cards. People go to school early just to get on the really rare cards.
"I've killed before and I'l kill again!" XD
0 this is well for now 😌
I’m not scared
That’s not information one should share on the internet
@Alexi Felton he can do what he wants DUMB KIDDO
jack the puppie :D ...
Not gonna lie, Barbie Horse Adventure was lit and I've played it a thousand times. As well as countless OTHER Barbie games
more
The hell this is actually time travel it feels like this just came out
I like the subtle Breaking Bad reference at 0:08
Wait I lowkey think he went to my middle school
BrooklynLovesCake nope
BrooklynLovesCake maybe he did
BrooklynLovesCake you went to middle school nerd 🤓 😤😤😤
BrooklynLovesCake kewl
Lol me to i live in orlando and robinswood is down the corner
This is why I never share my stuff.
I don't really want to share either but if I don't my friends are just gonna expose me.
what is sharing?
“My boy hooked it up tho”😭
now this a certified hood classic
5:50 this is so relaxing what a relaxing sound
Barney is only out in japan apparently
NotSpecified 'Barnie' is out in Japan. 'Barney' is out in America.
+Arielle
LOL!
The *game* is only out in Japan.
His dad is amazing
You are really good at making me stay up way later than I should 😂👌
Purple should have been Spyro.
ᶦ ᵃˡʳᵉᵃᵈʸ ᵍᵒᵗ ᵐᵃʳᶦᵒ
Huh
RJ Watson he already got Mario he said
*_I GuEsS I'll bE BaRbIeS hOrSe AdVeNtUrE_*
aidan barry woah wait how you get that font
How do u do that
“Barney” lol!