The HyperScan Horror of Christmas '06 | Mattel Hyperscan

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  • čas přidán 11. 07. 2024
  • 15 years ago came the Mattel HyperScan. It was an absolute failure and nobody bought it. Except me. This is my story.
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Komentáře • 96

  • @CassiDS
    @CassiDS Před 2 lety +173

    Hearing about the HyperScan sure hits different when the guy talking about it actually bought the thing when it was new

  • @CassiDS
    @CassiDS Před 2 lety +117

    You're probably the first person on CZcams to show off _any_ part of the ending to IWL, much less the _whole_ ending

    • @YungJunko
      @YungJunko  Před 2 lety +25

      Oh damn i knew IWL was obscure but I didn't know it was THAT obscure. Lol people probably didn't want to stomach through the entire tournament mode. If it's of any value, maybe I can toss the cutscene onto another channel so people can view it

    • @CassiDS
      @CassiDS Před 2 lety +5

      @@YungJunko Honestly? It'll be worth it even if only to preserve the cutscenes.

  • @dylansmith6320
    @dylansmith6320 Před 2 lety +5

    ‘I meant combine the games not the kids!’ Idk why but that ad made it feel like 06 all over again

  • @halloweenvillex
    @halloweenvillex Před 2 lety +36

    The way you tap into a niche nostalgia with most of your videos is refreshing to me.your video topics scratch weird itches my brain has repressed hardcore. the way you use your commentary and mixed media AND ALL that idk this channel is something really special and is gonna blow the fuck up. Appreciate the hard work I’ve deep dived almost all of your videos today BLESS.

  • @alexbeltran9525
    @alexbeltran9525 Před 2 lety +20

    This channel is BOUND to blow up big time

  • @LM-1378
    @LM-1378 Před 2 lety +39

    This was fascinating! It's always great to see a new vid from you. With all of the running gags, this is almost feeling like it should be some sort of ongoing web series.

  • @TyrannicalCannibal
    @TyrannicalCannibal Před 2 lety +22

    this seems like a surrealist horror fever dream

  • @legoreviewwarrior
    @legoreviewwarrior Před rokem +5

    You should easily have a million subscribers. I’m just glad to be in the start of a great channel

  • @TheSoleToast
    @TheSoleToast Před 2 lety +16

    This channel is definitely going places

  • @benjamindelnat9448
    @benjamindelnat9448 Před 2 lety +11

    Holy cow this channel. Out of no where, how did I get here and why isn’t everyone already here?! Your production value, vo, humor and everything is fantastic. Genuinely getting laughs.

  • @mementohikikomori1532
    @mementohikikomori1532 Před 2 lety +7

    Absolutely love this channel, and have been binging it all week. Keep it up man, you're going to blow up.

  • @carterhorne1889
    @carterhorne1889 Před 2 lety +4

    I’ve been binging your videos man! You’re such an underrated creator, and I appreciate you!!

  • @Royal-xr7gt
    @Royal-xr7gt Před 2 lety +5

    One of my favorite things about your humor is that you don't acknowledge how bad a joke of yours may be you just roll with it, which stands out from a LOT of youtubers that do

  • @sanny87
    @sanny87 Před rokem +2

    So funny. The story about setting it up on Christmas in the "awkward dead air". You're videos are brilliant, thank you.

  • @Chandlaman
    @Chandlaman Před 2 lety +2

    I spent my entire afternoon watching these videos. Man, so much sad rose-tinted nostalgia. 😂 So many of these games I either played when I was young or saw commercials and advertisements for them. I never touched a Hyperscan and thank the Lord I didn’t, but Star Wars Episode III was an amazing game to me at its time. Those swap-meet cutscenes though, I remember bragging to my older brother about how cool it was that it had scenes from the movie in it.

  • @atl5314
    @atl5314 Před 2 lety +5

    Thank you YungJunko for enduring the elements and torment of junk games so that we could all enjoy your quality content. Hug the trash can, don't knock him over!

  • @my_karubah6573
    @my_karubah6573 Před 2 lety +6

    Goddamn I'm happy I stumbled on this Channel. Mr Junk Man, you have great content and I absolutely love the humor

  • @austinmitchell2652
    @austinmitchell2652 Před rokem +1

    I just watched my old VHS of home alone and HOLY SHIT, I finally realized that's where this little Christmas song is from.

  • @thepirategamerboy12
    @thepirategamerboy12 Před rokem +2

    I also remember seeing commercials for the HyperScan as a kid and they made me want one. Thank god I never got it.

  • @youpoop9755
    @youpoop9755 Před 2 lety +14

    I really like your Video Style.
    If you don´t mind, maybe you could talk about about the Ouya in one of your next videos.
    Cause as a backer for this atrocity back then (for some still to me unknown reason) i can rightfully say, i just simply love every Video minute of where the Ouya getting it´s ass kicked.
    Edit: It´s been 20 hours since you uploaded this video and it´s kind of sad to see that it still don´t have that much likes. I expected way more at this point.
    We can clearly see that you put a lot of passion into these videos. I hope that will change at some point.

  • @cnk9822
    @cnk9822 Před rokem +1

    Man, what an underrated channel, you clearly deserve more subs and views.

  • @JakeCreatesOfficial
    @JakeCreatesOfficial Před 2 lety +7

    I remember getting one at Toys R Us for like $15, most of the time I'd scan those cards and nothing would happen, the Ben 10 game glitched letting me use X-Men cards for aliens (like aliens from Ben 10, I didn't get to transform into Wolverine in Ben 10... would be cool tbh) I played with it for like 3 hours and eventually it ended up in the trash 3 years later... RIP HyperScan the world was not ready for you :'(

  • @yahtzeetee1965
    @yahtzeetee1965 Před 2 lety +1

    That intro was viscerally epic ngl

  • @DomtheDemonSlayer
    @DomtheDemonSlayer Před 2 lety +2

    I've been loving your content you've been highly entertaining my guy. I distinctly remember seeing the Hyperscan in stores back in 2006 but I never actually had one myself.

  • @SECONDQUEST
    @SECONDQUEST Před 2 lety +1

    That 2006 AOTS clip shot me right back. I miss liking G4. I need to get some old episodes of X-play

  • @MartinRMcGowan
    @MartinRMcGowan Před 2 lety +2

    That Hyperscan commercial was something I didn’t know I had lodged into the back of my memory.

  • @RC360
    @RC360 Před 2 lety +1

    You put so much work into your videos, It is appreciated, I turn off my ad blocker when I watch your videos.

  • @stylintylin77
    @stylintylin77 Před 7 měsíci +1

    'stillborn cousin of microtransactions' LOL happy holidays junko!

  • @iGuysCOMEDY
    @iGuysCOMEDY Před 2 lety +1

    Junko I love your videos. I found you today and instantly subscribed. I want to see you get the subs and views you deserve. A funny CZcamsr? In this economy? What a bargain.

  • @TheOneToKeepYouWaiting

    Dude. You are my new favorite content creator!

  • @BoyWithTheCoolName
    @BoyWithTheCoolName Před 2 lety +5

    My friend had a Hyperscan when I went over to his house once. He was super disappointed by it and warned me never to get it. Instead of playing it, we made Miis for like 5 hours

  • @edman813
    @edman813 Před 2 lety +1

    I feel like I have seen this console before, but suppressed it until now. The idea could have worked, but man it's crazy how something like dropped off the face of the planet after one holiday season.

  • @gnbman
    @gnbman Před 11 měsíci

    I had the Hyperscan too, and I forgot about it so quickly, I barely had time to feel disappointed.

  • @_mameluco
    @_mameluco Před 2 lety +2

    Ah yes, as a local Idahoan I can confirm that Idaho Jones was

  • @MountainHomeJerrel
    @MountainHomeJerrel Před 2 lety

    These videos are so very enjoyable.

  • @Biotear
    @Biotear Před 9 měsíci +1

    God I remember having one of these. That Ben 10 game was PURE CBT

  • @swatmoose3889
    @swatmoose3889 Před 2 lety +1

    Man you sound like Keanu Reeves you could really do a good impersonation! Also keep killing it some really good content here!

  • @stoozdee
    @stoozdee Před 2 lety +4

    *sees codec screen*
    Please say Ben. Please say Ben.
    *endorphins release*

  • @RetroAmateur1989
    @RetroAmateur1989 Před 2 lety +2

    That ad looks like a youtube spoof video

  • @tylertheshark2494
    @tylertheshark2494 Před 2 lety

    So glad this channel got recommended to me holy shit 😂

  • @wolfboi3861
    @wolfboi3861 Před 2 lety

    Omg the call from colonel at the end of the ben 10 bit had me crying.

  • @smashmaster13
    @smashmaster13 Před 2 lety +1

    Master shake loves his psp

  • @dkd123
    @dkd123 Před 2 lety +5

    This console feels illegally bad

  • @novelezra
    @novelezra Před 11 měsíci +1

    Ohhhh, this is the video review of the little known David Cronenberg movie HYPERSCANNERS

  • @foscogrubb
    @foscogrubb Před 2 lety +1

    CZcams has been pushing more channels with criminally low sub counts. Hopefully this means the algorithm has blessed all you talented small channels.

  • @UnderWaterDog
    @UnderWaterDog Před 2 lety +3

    Watched most of your vids since that Bulletstorm review. Can I ask what software you edit with and are you self taught? The vids and style you have are just so clean.

    • @YungJunko
      @YungJunko  Před 2 lety +4

      I use Adobe Premiere Pro for the most part. I'll use After Effects for little things every now and then. I've always had a passion for video editing so I'm pretty much self taught for the most part aside from tips I picked up in various classes over time. Thanks for being such a long time viewer! If you're trying to get into video editing, Premiere Pro is imo the most user friendly professional grade one you can get. Don't give up, you'll only keep getting better with time!

    • @UnderWaterDog
      @UnderWaterDog Před 2 lety +2

      @@YungJunko Thanks for the response. Looking forward to more of your vids!

  • @starkillerdude1914
    @starkillerdude1914 Před 2 lety

    I lost it at 8:06 ahhhh the flood of memories

  • @djlaw56what
    @djlaw56what Před rokem

    I always wanted a hyperscan when i was a kid!

  • @Loeildechat
    @Loeildechat Před 2 lety +1

    That was great !

  • @michaelturner2806
    @michaelturner2806 Před 7 měsíci

    One of those wrestlers vaguely reminded me of Captain Novolin, the SNES game about diabetes.

  • @levigiles01
    @levigiles01 Před 5 měsíci

    Looking back it was a bad console but i was only 4 when this came out, my dad got it for me the next year and i have great memories with the thing. I thought i was crazy because ive never know anyone personally that had one of these lol

  • @treysandbothe3748
    @treysandbothe3748 Před 2 lety

    That intro has big 'Cyberpunk 2077' vibes.

  • @jakek6090
    @jakek6090 Před 2 měsíci

    I can imagine the cancelled ATLA game being a bit like the Ben 10 game but with different bending moves as cards

  • @timlopez4656
    @timlopez4656 Před 2 lety +2

    I know brother we've all gone through hell in this generation I remember when the recession hit The only thing we could afford to eat was rotisserie chicken And we had the same two DAMN sides mashed potatoes and peas.

    • @MrPsyren99
      @MrPsyren99 Před 2 lety +2

      All my family could afford was a big 5 pound thing of pork, I have had pork prepared every single way a 1000x over. I still can't look at a pig without feeling sick

    • @timlopez4656
      @timlopez4656 Před 2 lety +1

      @@MrPsyren99 GOD brother I can't imagine all the sodium that you ingested just from eating pork. You probably had to drink a gallon of water every day just to balance it out. Man Ghetto life can really bite sometime.

    • @MrPsyren99
      @MrPsyren99 Před 2 lety

      @@timlopez4656 doesn't help my stepdad could cook for shit and it was always so dry and leathery

    • @timlopez4656
      @timlopez4656 Před 2 lety

      @@MrPsyren99Yeah when my mom would cook the rotisserie chicken she would never put enough seasoning on it so you could imagine how bland it would taste sometimes.

  • @gracekim25
    @gracekim25 Před 8 měsíci

    I’ve heard about the hyperscan but dang you got it new? 😮😅 it’s sad they failed hard with Ben 10
    8.11.23

  • @wumboqwark
    @wumboqwark Před 2 lety

    This console is the physical embodiment of trying to play videogames in a dream

  • @kalkuttadrop6371
    @kalkuttadrop6371 Před rokem +1

    Hey, tons of good series got a start on the PSP. Who's badmouthing it Junko?

  • @theghoulboyofficial
    @theghoulboyofficial Před 4 měsíci

    the hyperscan is by far the most cursed console i ever owned

  • @MegaMediaOverload
    @MegaMediaOverload Před rokem

    I feel like the Ammico will be like this

  • @obeseperson
    @obeseperson Před 2 lety

    Dude reminds me of civvie which is a very very good thing

  • @MelStaub
    @MelStaub Před rokem

    I had one of these when I was twelve, the only game I had cards for was Ben 10 and even then I only had two which meant I couldn't access all the aliens or finish the game :'(

  • @shitnutts3936
    @shitnutts3936 Před 2 lety

    Need more uploads

  • @TristanYoshi
    @TristanYoshi Před 2 lety

    Does anyone know what song is playing at 14:36?

  • @nicholascooney
    @nicholascooney Před rokem +1

    I used to think the PS1 port of X-Men: Children Of The Atom was terrible.. then I saw Hyperscan X-Men.

  • @BAMDC05
    @BAMDC05 Před 2 lety

    I got one for Christmas and only played one time and the cards didn’t scan right and on the X-men game only one card worked very terrible

  • @nateriver2711
    @nateriver2711 Před 2 lety +1

    Who are you kidding? We all know Junko would go to hell 😈

  • @arlanchambliss2655
    @arlanchambliss2655 Před 5 měsíci

    I had one of these

  • @MrLordpistoia
    @MrLordpistoia Před 2 lety

    IwL would of deff fit on the Philips cdi somebody out there make it happen.

  • @VRChat_Degen
    @VRChat_Degen Před 2 lety +1

    Chunky thunder thickem's...........................

  • @billforson3143
    @billforson3143 Před 2 lety

    Please do crash bandicoot specifically clash team racing!!!

  • @generalshadow9027
    @generalshadow9027 Před 11 měsíci

    i had one....and I actually enjoyed it! However i think it was stolen cause it just vanished. I actually just got one for my console collection sooo heh yeah i willingly got 2 Hyperscans

  • @OCalligator
    @OCalligator Před 2 lety +1

    10:23 that looks like hank hill if he was a turd

  • @Maxwellmcawesome
    @Maxwellmcawesome Před 2 lety

    Holy shit it’s just amiibo

  • @ReikuHidori
    @ReikuHidori Před 2 lety

    Ben...

  • @scootinand
    @scootinand Před 2 lety

    If this had come out in like 2011, they would have used a cheap computer running Android and it probably would have been halfway decent. It would have just been app-store games on a console, but it would have been a PS5 compared to this thing.

  • @punk_rock_music_teacher

    In Spanish his name is Ben diez

  • @STICKOMEDIA
    @STICKOMEDIA Před 2 lety +3

    Hyperscan kinda fire, but poorly executed

  • @YourMusic-JoshuaWilliams

    Ben

  • @kevinleite6309
    @kevinleite6309 Před 2 lety +1

    dude

  • @alexanderkidonakis9185
    @alexanderkidonakis9185 Před 9 měsíci

    Failed attempt at south parks “okama game sphere”

  • @Polychi1998
    @Polychi1998 Před 2 lety +3

    I don’t get why most of your videos have great decent views but this video specific is… well… a *DUD*.

    • @YungJunko
      @YungJunko  Před 2 lety +3

      its probably just that the subject matter isn't everyone's cup of tea. but legitimately this is a video i have been wanting to make for years so thank you for watching!

  • @bobbynick5358
    @bobbynick5358 Před 2 lety

    Yeah this game console and games fails itself,
    as you got snes and genesis and even the Nes
    that were 100 times better then this,
    and the cards should have been use as boosters
    not as unlocks and drm-ing 75 percent of the games.
    the cards maybe should have maybe been use locked 25 percent of hidden things.

  • @Killoffmanjarhoe
    @Killoffmanjarhoe Před rokem

    The beginning of dlcccc lol.

  • @TheRealKnightchip
    @TheRealKnightchip Před 5 měsíci

    Ben