Mattel Hyperscan - Is this the Worst Game Console Ever?

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  • čas přidán 23. 10. 2017
  • Adrian & Phil checkout the Mattel Hyperscan game console from 2006.
  • Hry

Komentáře • 81

  • @SoulforSale
    @SoulforSale Před 5 lety +17

    Spent endless hours playing this console with my nephew's. We never realized it sucked.

  • @powpuck5031
    @powpuck5031 Před 6 lety +20

    Mattel also made the Intellivision, so there's that at least.

    • @PinoyBowlerGS92
      @PinoyBowlerGS92 Před 6 lety +2

      And also the Power Glove for the NES and like the Hyperscan it discontinued less than a year

    • @thesupervideogamenerdmore3171
      @thesupervideogamenerdmore3171 Před 4 měsíci

      Doesn't that make it worse? They made something better DECADES before that book with readable cards.

  • @noukey4879
    @noukey4879 Před 4 lety +2

    I think this would've been cool to give to a kid that didn't have a console for Christmas in 2006

  • @MrSEA-ok2ll
    @MrSEA-ok2ll Před 6 lety +6

    I had no idea this existed and thought it may be a 1993-95 release date with a single speed CD ROM drive, but 2006? This is crazy for its release date. Who thought it would be a big hit? They may as well have released an Intellivision 3 instead.

  • @50TBRD
    @50TBRD Před 5 lety +4

    The collecting aspect was pretty fun when boosters were marked down and everywhere.

    • @anti-skub2164
      @anti-skub2164 Před 3 lety

      Exact same thing happened with me and Crazy Bones

  • @13lood13ath
    @13lood13ath Před 3 lety +4

    "This came out in 2006, when people still used CDs"
    Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't people still using CDs in 2021? I mean, we even still have vinyl and cassettes have been making a comeback in recent years.

    • @rosstee
      @rosstee Před 2 lety

      You speak the truth.

  • @IanC14
    @IanC14 Před 6 lety +2

    "It's loading" - the most common phrase of the video.

  • @aceofhearts573
    @aceofhearts573 Před 5 lety +5

    Mattel why? I really want a documentary to explain how this thing was concieved!!!

  • @Retrostasis
    @Retrostasis Před 6 lety +6

    it's like a bad early ps1 game meets the barcode battler. It could have been a decent idea a few years earlier, if the implementation wasn't so bad.

  • @stupidmassive
    @stupidmassive Před 6 lety +7

    "Last time you did that, it died."
    "Well, it's probably the best thing for it."
    Said the museum dedicated to maintaining computing hardware. 😁

    • @RetroTechArchive
      @RetroTechArchive  Před 6 lety +6

      It's all about knowing which ones to preserve! ;)

    • @leoscree-es5733
      @leoscree-es5733 Před 3 lety

      @@RetroTechArchive you should donate it to John Hancock, he's making a gaming museum 🙉

    • @RetroTechArchive
      @RetroTechArchive  Před 3 lety +1

      @@leoscree-es5733 Thanks, but we are a computing and videogame museum, and this is part of our museum collection

    • @leoscree-es5733
      @leoscree-es5733 Před 3 lety

      @@RetroTechArchive lol, I agree, fark'imm

  • @niaschim
    @niaschim Před 6 lety +11

    I think I know what console Sonic06 was meant for ...now... lol😂🤣

  • @lillydoye7418
    @lillydoye7418 Před 6 lety +7

    Your suffering brings me joy.

  • @lmoore3rd
    @lmoore3rd Před 5 lety +3

    If you think playing it is painful I had to develop on this monstrosity. We pulled the plug on our project early.

    • @segaunited3855
      @segaunited3855 Před 5 lety +1

      Why exactly did Mattel develop and make this poor excuse of a half baked toy sold and passed off as a Console?

    • @segaunited3855
      @segaunited3855 Před 5 lety +1

      Looks like you deleted your response.
      Are you STiLL under NDA after 13 years?

    • @lmoore3rd
      @lmoore3rd Před 5 lety +1

      Sega United I had edited my reply a few times last night but maybe somebody somewhere still cares about this thing. Who knows who’s watching? I’m probably one of the last game developers around that knows anything about the underlying architecture even 13 years on. I didn’t design this hardware, so I cannot speak for Mattel’s decisions, but I oversaw development of our studio’s own game engine (which we ported to this chip) and on many 2D platforms of that era. I could speak to the challenges presented abstractly without revealing too many specifics but this isn’t the right forum. 😉

    • @DoctorHver
      @DoctorHver Před 5 lety

      @@lmoore3rd Pherhaps someone should do teardown on this thing.

    • @gJonii
      @gJonii Před 4 lety

      @@lmoore3rd if you do this sorta reveal, please link it here. Posting to get notified

  • @alcampbell469
    @alcampbell469 Před 3 lety

    Thanks for the review. So interesting to see. Plus they have a new console out in October. It promises to bring people back together. Hmmm

    • @OriginalGrasshopper
      @OriginalGrasshopper Před 3 lety

      No, that’s “Intellivision” that has the new console coming out (the Amico). Mattel and Intellivision have had no affiliation with each other since the mid 1980’s.

    • @alcampbell469
      @alcampbell469 Před 3 lety

      @@OriginalGrasshopper fab thanks for the reply. that hyperscan thing looked like a total piece of ****. I am looking forward to the Amico but think it is a bit pricey at launch.

  • @tommilton9293
    @tommilton9293 Před 6 lety

    Another excellent video - I continue to like and subscribe.

  • @bobbq8380
    @bobbq8380 Před 5 lety +3

    AVGN brought me here 🎮

  • @jamie6669
    @jamie6669 Před 3 lety +1

    Oblivion came out in 2006!

  • @Rockythefishman
    @Rockythefishman Před 6 lety +1

    Well you lasted longer playing it than I did. You can see what they were aiming for just a shame they missed the mark big time. Only a few years later we get sky landers a similar concept but a lot more fun.

  • @LyingSecret
    @LyingSecret Před 5 lety +1

    "Ominous throbbing"

  • @electronash
    @electronash Před 6 lety

    10:54
    DANGER ROOM!!!
    haha. Great vids. ;)
    P.S. Can I please have a job there? lol
    I have board-level repair experience with TV, VCR, CD, DVD, Blu Ray, and retro computers / consoles, and would be willing to move nearer the museum.
    It would be a dream job for me I reckon. I have a fair bit of experience with the good old Quantel Painbox too, and love machines like the Speccy, Beeb, Archie, Amiga, C64, SGI etc.

    • @RetroTechArchive
      @RetroTechArchive  Před 6 lety +1

      Thanks! Of course you can have a job here!! The salary is quite low though - Adrian gets paid around £8 a month, and Phil gets substantially less ! In fact he pays us!! :) But in all seriousness, we are a charity with very limited funds so we ave to rely on people volunteering to help repair our machines.

    • @electronash
      @electronash Před 6 lety

      Haha.
      Yeah, I thought that might be the case tbh. Jason mentioned it a few times, and I realise that most of it is volunteer work.
      It's nice to have a dream, though. lol :p
      I would even happily volunteer if I had a way to stay / live nearer.

  • @theseob
    @theseob Před 6 lety +5

    The idea was nice, but the way they implemented it is awfull.

  • @theodorematsouliadis5124
    @theodorematsouliadis5124 Před 4 lety +1

    I didn't even know this was a thing

  • @sodiumdetector1646
    @sodiumdetector1646 Před 6 lety

    Do you take requests? How about that Elite game sitting behind you! :D

  • @Shadoan18
    @Shadoan18 Před 4 lety

    Sorry bout the console lads; but I've been checking the web. Knowing as these consoles break like a window made of thin ice against the hulk, your fists or the car door as I'm guessthing that's what you did with the console after this video was made years ago, I got to ask; has anyone attempted to tear the system apart for kicks? Maybe show off why it's so bad such as the processor, graphics card or the type of RFID reader it's using the swap data with it's cards?

  • @melvinix8
    @melvinix8 Před rokem

    Precursor to Amiibos. Don't @ me

  • @Tuvgfxufihcyccgutm
    @Tuvgfxufihcyccgutm Před 3 lety

    I remember Hyperscan the first time it was at the toy store so it is made for children there was also Spiderman handheld Something like Tiger Electronics. So they are made for should therefore they were cheap.😅

  • @thisithis
    @thisithis Před 3 lety

    This came out when the Xbox 360 and PS3 had just started. So yeah, clearly the Hyperscane clearly won. Nope, it clearly lost. I agree with that one guy and in saying that the Hyperscane needed to be in the trash. :)

  • @jaycee1980
    @jaycee1980 Před 4 lety

    Always knew Adrian was one hard bastard ;)

  • @OnlyEpicEmber
    @OnlyEpicEmber Před 6 lety +2

    For £60 at the time you probably could have bought a second hand GameCube. I know which one I'd prefer

  • @finaltheorygames1781
    @finaltheorygames1781 Před 4 lety

    I have heard that there is no copy protection or lockout feature on the system which means that you can code a game and burn it on a CD and play it. LOL They didn't even care to protect the games or console in any way to prevent unlicensed software from playing on the device.

  • @BertGrink
    @BertGrink Před 6 lety +1

    This machine looks just a little tedious to use.

  • @finaltheorygames1781
    @finaltheorygames1781 Před 4 lety

    The whole idea of the cards is a scam. All of the characters are actually present on the disk for the game, but they are locked until you unlock them with the paid cards. So it's a paid early version of dlc.

  • @sagiriizumi8079
    @sagiriizumi8079 Před 5 lety

    Sega Saturn X-Men buries this. How can that be in 2006?

  • @residentevil2928
    @residentevil2928 Před 4 lety

    As a kid I really enjoyed it.

  • @daddyjankie
    @daddyjankie Před 6 lety +3

    *Xbox 360 came out at the same time...i rather be playing HALO🌟

  • @Gartral
    @Gartral Před 6 lety +1

    so THIS piece of scrap is where nintendo got their Amiibo idea from, huh?

  • @joninfinity17
    @joninfinity17 Před 6 lety

    My like make you reach to 100 likes.

  • @immortalbeing1787
    @immortalbeing1787 Před 6 lety +1

    1:21 this is the hyperscan people, it's a piece of sh......

  • @martindejong3974
    @martindejong3974 Před 3 lety

    Clearly a money grabbing device, trying to get you to buy extra cards. Didn't they learn from the Aquarius?

  • @mariehassett247
    @mariehassett247 Před 3 lety

    12:17
    12:17

  • @mariehassett247
    @mariehassett247 Před 3 lety +1

    8:34
    8:34