The Queen's Caravan is Now Available | Simon's Peculiar Portions

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  • @adamcummings20
    @adamcummings20 Před 3 lety +894

    someone PLEASE animate the pistachio roleplay

    • @johntan4997
      @johntan4997 Před 2 lety +1

      That's extremely annoying pitch. It's not a usable track.
      Imagine spending weeks to do an animation but it's killed by bad sound. Not worth it.

  • @Groot_The_Terrorist
    @Groot_The_Terrorist Před 3 lety +364

    "its not going in the fucking video"
    -Simon Lane
    2021

  • @pascusrex4152
    @pascusrex4152 Před 3 lety +357

    I am totally down with a world where all men are saying "I love you" and "I love you too" at the end of every conversation.

    • @shanadir
      @shanadir Před 3 lety +34

      Would be a bit awkward at the supermarket register to begin with, but we'll get used to it

    • @michaelharris8111
      @michaelharris8111 Před 3 lety +11

      I'd be very awkward to tell a police officer you don't know you love him as he arrests you

    • @ethanogorman6198
      @ethanogorman6198 Před 3 lety +16

      I do this with my group of lads and if u don't say it back we just say it louder and louder until you do. Not after every convo tho😂

    • @NintendoCuckooBird01
      @NintendoCuckooBird01 Před 3 lety

      One month later but you need to actually love them. Otherwise it's pointless.

    • @jackreid2664
      @jackreid2664 Před 3 lety +5

      @@ethanogorman6198 that's the best thing I've ever heard

  • @clint7247
    @clint7247 Před 3 lety +315

    I guess it's time to send Hat Films to Scarborough.

    • @nicomero6287
      @nicomero6287 Před 3 lety +22

      That's what I thought. 3 beds, 3 bois. Send em!

    • @blankymcblankface
      @blankymcblankface Před 3 lety +26

      @@nicomero6287 As if they’d need the other two beds, the master bedrooms where the magic happens after all!

    • @Cernunnas
      @Cernunnas Před 3 lety

      omg

  • @EDoyl
    @EDoyl Před 3 lety +56

    Most philosophers will say we can never know anything with absolute certainty. But I am absolutely certain that Queen Elizabeth does not have a Meghan Markle Funko Pop in her kitchen.

    • @theveryaveragegamer9865
      @theveryaveragegamer9865 Před 3 lety +6

      Really I visited Lizzy's place just the other day and she had one. I think she got one just to spite you.

  • @JayAndNightASMR
    @JayAndNightASMR Před 3 lety +161

    I'd love to see them do a skit in that mobile home

    • @murpaderp8461
      @murpaderp8461 Před 3 lety +13

      If anyone is doing a skit there, I would think it'd be Spiff.

    • @summbuddie9120
      @summbuddie9120 Před 2 lety

      Spiff plays Philips Corpse

  • @shinobu153
    @shinobu153 Před 3 lety +182

    Pleasantly surprised the pistachio section made it to the CZcamss.

  • @Karnave
    @Karnave Před 3 lety +374

    9:15 they don't call it Simon's PP for nothing

  • @JimBear
    @JimBear Před 3 lety +43

    My "Mum & Dad" jokes aside, it is nice how physically affectionate Lewis is toward Simon. I hope they stay that way forever.

  • @miguel7888
    @miguel7888 Před 3 lety +56

    That whole improv bit was amazing.

  • @Sawyer_LH
    @Sawyer_LH Před 3 lety +216

    We need a members only video with an uncensored Simon

  • @2dumd2live
    @2dumd2live Před 3 lety +41

    If you've ever been to a store and looked at Pistachios and looked at the prices, you'll know they're nuts.

  • @desOOOm
    @desOOOm Před 2 lety +6

    Coming back here in remembrance of the Queen 🙏🏼

  • @airborngaming2250
    @airborngaming2250 Před 3 lety +74

    Bob/Robbb, Cobbb, and Hobbb are my spirit animals.

  • @sweetlolitaChii
    @sweetlolitaChii Před 3 lety +3

    "I love you"
    "I love you too" that and Simon's voice there got me 😂

  • @openlybeta1755
    @openlybeta1755 Před 3 lety +241

    The Royal Caravan video is what happens when you order the Royal family on Wish

    • @ianrasmussen5380
      @ianrasmussen5380 Před 3 lety +12

      Kid: Mom can we go to Buckingham palace?
      Mom: We have Buckingham palace at home.
      Buckingham Palace at home: *sound of stray dogs barking*

    • @ChudleySchmeat
      @ChudleySchmeat Před 3 lety +2

      Mate that's generous for wish

    • @kitsunekaze93
      @kitsunekaze93 Před 3 lety +4

      it comes with two raccoons spray painted orange as "corgis"

  • @Meximagician
    @Meximagician Před 3 lety +36

    3:56 "We mainly use this room to--"
    Lewis: "Fuck!"
    I mean, it _is_ a fainting couch she's sat on... so kinda?

  • @fudge2836
    @fudge2836 Před 3 lety +23

    They got me going at "About twelve minutes" and "Oh, you went for a piss together" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @admin-yo1ee
    @admin-yo1ee Před 3 lety +75

    16:54 - Lewis gets bored and decided to completely change the direction of the improv bit 2021 (colourised)

    • @eclairz9275
      @eclairz9275 Před 3 lety +4

      Boi it's 2021

    • @admin-yo1ee
      @admin-yo1ee Před 3 lety +13

      @@eclairz9275 Help me, I'm trapped in the past

    • @Toddoss5875
      @Toddoss5875 Před 3 lety +5

      @@eclairz9275 it’s early enough in the year that the recording could’ve taken place last year.
      Edit: it did, the podcast episode with this on it came out Dec 18.

  • @ElysianAura
    @ElysianAura Před 3 lety +68

    They're showing us this caravan and not planning on filming an episode from those 2 thrones?

  • @Liam-yd1cb
    @Liam-yd1cb Před 3 lety +12

    Simon: "Hey, Lewis!"
    Lewis: *Assault and battery*

    • @alephkasai9384
      @alephkasai9384 Před 3 lety +2

      Wouldn't it be just battery though since he didn't threaten Simon?

  • @pokerfandk
    @pokerfandk Před 3 lety +13

    The improv at the end was the best :D

  • @udalad8605
    @udalad8605 Před 3 lety +115

    I can just imagine Spiffs reaction when he sees this. He will have a heart attack from all the heresy.

    • @NicoLM
      @NicoLM Před 3 lety +14

      And right after that he'll want to buy that caravan

    • @TAP7a
      @TAP7a Před 3 lety +15

      @@NicoLM “Holidaying in Scarborough is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits...”

  • @OlilittleCoUkAbout
    @OlilittleCoUkAbout Před 3 lety +14

    I really hope the next peculiar portions recording session is done in that caravan... 😂

  • @martinmcbride4530
    @martinmcbride4530 Před 3 lety +2

    "William likes a Choc Ice"
    That shit slayed me 🤣🤣

  • @Shekanereal
    @Shekanereal Před 3 lety +2

    That was awesome guys.. "I love you"!

  • @didnt_ask_for_handle
    @didnt_ask_for_handle Před 3 lety +4

    I have to say. That was one of the most entertaining and high effort ad I've seen in a while. Hats off, it somehow manages to not be cringe even with how ridiculous it is
    I guess cause it's pretty self aware

  • @dizuko_
    @dizuko_ Před 3 lety +10

    Lewis' face when simon gives his suggestion for needing a throne :')

  • @flufflebut8781
    @flufflebut8781 Před 3 lety +17

    Why does the pistachio thief sound like his family nuts were stolen? XD

  • @jacobkozelichki4883
    @jacobkozelichki4883 Před 3 lety +1

    Bristol to Scarborough in the Uk is like 4-5 hours. In the U.S. there are some places people visit for the weekend that are twice that time traveled. I see people driving from Wisconsin to Florida for the weekend all the time and that is like 20hours.

  • @sanderambroos5210
    @sanderambroos5210 Před 3 lety +6

    Please book the caravan and film a peculiar portions episode there!

  • @adamcummings20
    @adamcummings20 Před 3 lety +124

    Holy shit, Simon's finally learnt CZcams hotkeys

    • @edenjeffrey3677
      @edenjeffrey3677 Před 3 lety +19

      You mean I don't have to click the play button in the bottom left of the video and leave my mouse cursor on the screen?

    • @XHackManiacX
      @XHackManiacX Před 3 lety +4

      He's growing ever more powerful

    • @sonnyrynsaard3567
      @sonnyrynsaard3567 Před 3 lety +4

      @@edenjeffrey3677 said every fucking one of my teachers ever

    • @edenjeffrey3677
      @edenjeffrey3677 Před 3 lety +3

      @@sonnyrynsaard3567 Glad you got the reference hahah

  • @swansonalex
    @swansonalex Před 3 lety +7

    Spiff's Honeymoon has to be in that Royal Caravan!

  • @mrdudeman29
    @mrdudeman29 Před 3 lety +4

    oh my gosh the pistachio roleplay was the best thing I have seen in at least a month it made me cry I laughed so hard

  • @xrecec
    @xrecec Před 3 lety +2

    Wow, what an honour to hear a new voice from the Man of Thousand Voices!

  • @fugnut1728
    @fugnut1728 Před 3 lety +6

    I want Lewis and Simon/Barry to read the replies of the survey that were sent in

  • @Veriasian
    @Veriasian Před 3 lety +1

    Ive been away too long. Im happy to find you guys again in 2021

  • @MyGtaboy
    @MyGtaboy Před 3 lety +5

    Top editing, glad we caught simons wardrobe malfunction

  • @oliviahoward3748
    @oliviahoward3748 Před 3 lety +6

    I work here 😂😂 if you want to stay it can be arranged!

  • @nortonrobey4021
    @nortonrobey4021 Před 3 lety +1

    Loved the extended improv

  • @iamzid
    @iamzid Před 3 lety

    for mobile homes, they usually leave the axles under them but they block up the frame and take the wheels off. the wheels are actually quite expensive because there's like 10 or 12 under there and they're quite high capacity. ive seen them left under before and in the end they just rot away before you'd ever want to move the place.

  • @monrokinro8424
    @monrokinro8424 Před 3 lety +6

    We finally found it, it's Caravan Palace!

    • @Retales
      @Retales Před 3 lety +1

      _They call it lonely digging!_

  • @christinaMattsson
    @christinaMattsson Před 3 lety +3

    The editing is everything, love it!

  • @akiray1999
    @akiray1999 Před 3 lety

    im just happy Simon is here

  • @bigbodge
    @bigbodge Před 3 lety +3

    What a lovely episode
    Sadly, it will be the last for me, as I cannot continue living in a world where there are royal family funko pops
    All in all, I'd say it was worth it though

  • @michaeljohnson1699
    @michaeljohnson1699 Před 3 lety +15

    When the role play goes on so long they both forgot they’re names and gave them new ines

  • @NoNaame04
    @NoNaame04 Před rokem +1

    17:50 It was in the video Siman, has been for nearly 2 years

  • @TheFrozenFlame05
    @TheFrozenFlame05 Před 3 lety +1

    11:23 Bames Nond’s having a stronk.

  • @Keanine
    @Keanine Před 3 lety

    Man the pistachio improv had major Fridge Tax vibes lol

  • @naxmorvigatore4168
    @naxmorvigatore4168 Před 3 lety +4

    Simon: "The fuck did you just call our monarch?"
    Also Simon: "God save the fucking Queen, she's a c$%^t" - Simon, Whale Lords

  • @Dinsorsoos
    @Dinsorsoos Před 3 lety +141

    Wtf is behind that pixelation

  • @MrMegaPussyPlayer
    @MrMegaPussyPlayer Před 3 lety +1

    7:15 I think the washing basin is real gold-plated, but the toilet bowl looks more like spray paint.

  • @theocan
    @theocan Před 3 lety +2

    Legitimately forgot it's local slang when I expected them to say a bread roll when they brought up Cob.

  • @TheCritique_BK
    @TheCritique_BK Před 3 lety

    3:58 XD i love you lewis! XD best video ever!

  • @ewanhudson6571
    @ewanhudson6571 Před 3 lety

    Finally something to shout about in my home town! I would not have expected Scarborough to be royalist in any way

  • @samuelweimer9216
    @samuelweimer9216 Před 3 lety

    I got so invested in the storyline

  • @Rotzblase
    @Rotzblase Před 3 lety

    I'm so glad that it did make it in the video!

  • @kat_jacks
    @kat_jacks Před 3 lety

    "She's a tough old bitch" and "Prince Baldy" _killed_ me 😂😂

  • @andrewrobinson4019
    @andrewrobinson4019 Před 3 lety +1

    As a podcast listener, I did love that!

  • @Archphoenix1
    @Archphoenix1 Před 3 lety +31

    The queen is what Hat films calls lewis behind his back

  • @doomtoplay
    @doomtoplay Před 3 lety

    I loved today's back and forth between Simon and Lewis

  • @MahkahAKA
    @MahkahAKA Před 3 lety

    This was so funny to hear on the podcast a few days ago, but it's so much better on video format, especially the edits. Good job, Yogscast Team! :D

  • @isaaccboyd8887
    @isaaccboyd8887 Před 2 lety

    Jarl balgruuf: “be gone Dragonborn, I must watch my tv now”

  • @Glassesboi
    @Glassesboi Před 3 lety +1

    The chemistry between simon and lewis is unreal

  • @HoboMeow
    @HoboMeow Před 3 lety

    I love these, please never stop making them!

  • @Alydas
    @Alydas Před 3 lety +5

    i dont know what these episodes are but i love them

  • @nakenmil
    @nakenmil Před 3 lety +1

    At what position in the line of succession are the corgies? Like, sixth, maybe?

  • @landonforsythe8513
    @landonforsythe8513 Před 3 lety +2

    Where has simon been!

  • @drfuzzee
    @drfuzzee Před 3 lety

    Love Lewis's Rey hair!

  • @biggie_kellogs7919
    @biggie_kellogs7919 Před 3 lety

    the pistachio impov was gold

  • @gokingsgo2513
    @gokingsgo2513 Před 3 lety

    You guys are amazing😭

  • @RonMaiden90
    @RonMaiden90 Před 3 lety

    That improv was incredible!

  • @PnzrDiv666
    @PnzrDiv666 Před 3 lety

    That improv had me in stiches! I want more of it XD

  • @AnInfernalMachine
    @AnInfernalMachine Před 2 lety +1

    Simon has the best tshirts

  • @Jash0192
    @Jash0192 Před 3 lety +2

    1:23 Funnily enough, I'm sitting on my throne right now!

  • @kungpochopedtuna
    @kungpochopedtuna Před 3 lety

    Love these

  • @sarahlewis7859
    @sarahlewis7859 Před 3 lety +1

    We need a video of them visiting the Buckingham trailer

  • @papableeks9738
    @papableeks9738 Před 3 lety

    This series is incredible

  • @coling.4476
    @coling.4476 Před 3 lety

    I love you guys too!

  • @MrThonius
    @MrThonius Před 3 lety +1

    If ever we needed an animation

  • @panchovEmpel
    @panchovEmpel Před 3 lety +2

    nice

  • @horrisnorris6478
    @horrisnorris6478 Před 3 lety

    8:00 Lewis goes full Boomhauer

  • @Retr0Whiskey
    @Retr0Whiskey Před 3 lety

    I've been wondering for the last month or so if the improv would make it into the video. Pleasantly surprised by the result.

  • @dgl0611
    @dgl0611 Před 3 lety +1

    I hope they never end this series

  • @yourpalfred
    @yourpalfred Před 3 lety +2

    Lewis responding to that voice with "I'm calling the police" is the correct answer

  • @Cannonball970
    @Cannonball970 Před 3 lety

    That last bit was the funniest thing I've seen in ages

  • @ArathirCz
    @ArathirCz Před 3 lety

    ooh that is some smooth smooth jazz

    • @jaypriole142
      @jaypriole142 Před 3 lety

      Sounded like a smooth jazz version of The Incredible Hulk end credits. I kept waiting for Bill Bixby to walk by!

  • @KuueenKumi
    @KuueenKumi Před 2 lety +1

    I love their improv, jfc

  • @4phe
    @4phe Před 3 lety +7

    That thumbnail honestly scares me

  • @Chrysus.
    @Chrysus. Před 3 lety

    It's taken a bit to rekindle the fire but this is video is approaching yogpod quality. Love ya guys!

  • @justme002
    @justme002 Před 3 lety +7

    Real maple syrup is actually pretty thin.

    • @crewe9625
      @crewe9625 Před 3 lety

      As I canadian who's town holds the worlds biggest maple syurp festival every year, I object this statement. (though it depends on the type, dark is thinker, stronger, where as light tends to be thinner, sweeter.) But real maple syrup that isn't mass produced is usually not very thin

  • @MartinOlminkhof
    @MartinOlminkhof Před 3 lety +3

    I'm imagining Simon cosplaying as the queen..

  • @tylerjohn4607
    @tylerjohn4607 Před 3 lety +1

    y'all should cover the story of the Russian commander stealing the propellers from his own ship!

  • @AzerithNymora
    @AzerithNymora Před 2 lety

    fun fact, maple syrup is actually quite fluid. its not like the typical Aunt Jamima, or something

  • @FriendlyKat
    @FriendlyKat Před 3 lety

    “She-she’s a tough old b-bitch.” - Lewis Brindley 2021.
    I am deceased. LMAO Gosh Lewis is such a mess but damn is he great and hilarious.
    Edit: The improv bit. Oh my gosh I loved it!!
    Simon: “It’s not going in the fucking video.”
    Editors: *Leo laughing face meme*

  • @Scio_
    @Scio_ Před 3 lety

    1:51 Well that's Spiff out of the Yogscast...

  • @skyhunternjms
    @skyhunternjms Před 3 lety

    That role play of the pistachio theft really tingle my dingle berry

  • @volfrax
    @volfrax Před 3 lety

    So happy pistachios made it to the end!

  • @redsphinx113
    @redsphinx113 Před 3 lety

    fuckin' hell lads that improv was magic

  • @Cernunnas
    @Cernunnas Před 3 lety

    omg Simon's driver voice made me cry so hard