Johnny Depp's Lawyer: "Amber Turd"! Court Laughs
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Johnny Depp's Lawyer savage moment during cross examination where he destroys the 'expert' witness. Court audience laughing.
#johnnydepp #amberheard #justiceforjohnnydepp #court #memes #camillevasquez - Komedie
this is some good lawyering real top meme ! and from now on her name is amber terd
Amber turd
Don't you know
about the turd, caaauuuse
everybody's heard that the turd is the word
t t t turd turd
turd is the word
Jason Momoa already gave her that name..
about a week ago, in a reaction video of Johnny's testimony
of her 💩 ing on his bed.
literally,..quote: from now on she is Amber turd 😆 🤣 😂
@@holysh33pshit !!!!!!! 😁
@@yuckoclown9230 🤡😁😜🤣
This made me feel indescribable joy. She's hearing the world's opinion in her own trial
No, he's suing her
Yeah!!! That made me happy knowing she knows what the world calls her lol 😂🤣
🤣🤣🤣
@@knowledgeuntamed9177 that's why it's her trial, SHE'S on trial.
@@knowledgeuntamed9177 isn’t she counter suing him too ??
Dude called her turd to her face in front of Judge and Jury.
Him and that lady who shouts this to Amber when outside the court have achieved legend status.
He's referring to when Johnny Depp first called her Amber Turd in 2016. The lady outside shouting it had nothing to do with it. All credit goes to Johnny Depp.
@@XploreAz he still manage to call that "thing" amber turd in court, calling "it" amber turd in front of prob millions watching is pretty legendary
@@nekorisakirisame1323 it was so satisfying when he said Amberturd 😂
@@nekorisakirisame1323 yes he was referring to when the name “Amber Turd” first appeared in 2016.
Johnny should have used it when referencing the poop in the bed
This lawsuit is just the gift that keeps on giving
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Depp has his demon's to deal with if he's determined to free himself from drugs and alcohol. His Children need him sober and clean. He deserves better for himself. 🙏❣️👍
@@kccox8516 He’s already clean and sober.
@@kccox8516 hé has been clean and sober for almost 4 years.
😂😂😂👍👍💯
Getting Amber Turd on official record is just the chef's kiss of the day.
@Don't click profile photo not going to and its too small to read
@Don't click profile photo okay. Will do. Or will not do
"Isn't that The lady who pooped in Johnny Depps bed?"
This is Amber's legacy.
It's all karma...heard rhymes with turd and she puts a turd in Johnny's bed. Johnny tried to save her from herself...begged her not to bring this out in public....she should have listened....she will spend the rest of her days kicking herself
"Amber, why you gonna poop on the bed" 😂😂🤣🤣
she was hand picked by Johnny
😆😂😂😂
So Amber's team thought it would be a good idea to inform the jury about the public opinion on this case. You can't make this shit up.
Well it was probably part of her countersue, because she thinks that Johnny and his former lawyer defamed her, but little did she know that she just showed the jury with very detailed statistics what the public is thinking about her. In another video I read a comment of someone, who eventhough wasn't an AH supporter, said that we should admit that she's smart. I still have a chuckle when I think of that comment.
You can’t make this TURD up :p
Yah wow. I never got justice but I am hoping to see someone else get Justice. # justiceforjohny
@@Kongren94 Yeah,but they already tried to establish that the lawyer's comments were coming from Johnny without success 5 minutes before. She was constantly objected asking the same question and got no answer from the lawyer. It was pure suicide at this point,having this expert i mean.
@@Kongren94 I think she's cunning but also very deluded.
Narcissistic people have a distorted view of reality and the opinions/motivations of other people but they are also very good at maintaining the appearance of that narrative.
At least in the short to medium term.
I say this because we should all be careful to not underestimate people like Heard.
Imagine the pride of that person who came up with "Amber Turd" and first started it to now see its quoted in a worldwide public trial. 😂
There’s a special place in heaven reserved for that person
Tbf i think several people thought of it the moment that bed story was leaked to the press. Ambers name is just asking for it 😂🤌
Johnny came up with in a text message I believe.
I still want to know what she was thinking when she pooped in his bed. How did she not see that backfiring on herself. Especially when your last name rhymes with turd.
Johnny Depp called that vile thing ATurd after learning of what his housekeeper found on their bed. Johnny Depp has such quick wit. 😂
They handed him this one on a platter.
Your order of 1 serving of the AmberTurd is ready. Do you need Salt or Pepper?
@@cman2458 😂was looking for this comment & was not disappointed
@@cman2458 Served on the side of the bed
@@mellow1732 served right on the bed.
Best pu pu platter I've ever seen.
*Grammar ;D
If I go to trial another 500 times, I'll never get the opportunity to use the phrase "Amber Turd." Legend!
You guys should cover this trial
I am 100% confident that you can work it in somehow Matty!
@@B_Bodziak haha! You've got a lot of faith. MAYBE if I disguise it? If I said "I AM Berturd" instead of "I am perturbed."
Think it'll fly?
AH's witnesses recalled everything when being asked by her lawyers but cannot recall what JD's lawyers asked.
@@MatthewHarrisLawPLLC *YOU GOT THIS!* -- Maybe, wait to slip it in until your in front of one of the older judges. They aren't taking notes; They're just doodling.
Johnny is like, check mate Amber. Even if he loses Amber Turd will live on throughout her career…what’s left of it.
Johnny will win
The legacy of AmB’er (the AB’er) Turd 💩
Amber will just marry some rich old man.
@@nunceccemortiferiscultu7826 He won't be " Rich"....even a " Rich", old man will land a much hotter woman !
@18 Bans Deep - her vag is not worth the crazy
All I can say is Thank You Amber... thank you for uniting the world for mocking you and for supporting the real victim of abuse.
This is like a South Park episode in real life.
😂
As a person who has watched South Park only a handful of times in my life, he’s 😂 🤣 I agree
I almost spit my drink out when he said amber turd lmao 🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
Was it a Mega Pint? 🤣
wasn't a mega pint of brown ale?😂
It was so satisfying hearing it 😂
Have you seen the meme This Christmas instead of Elf on The shelf Its Herd on a Turd lol
She drinks every time she's annoyed....🤣🤣🤣
She's gotta have some strong tranquilizers in her water bottle to keep her from blowing her top.
I noticed that……
@@pblaschke Nah I bet it's vodka lol, the oldest trick in the book
@@pblaschke 🤣🤣🤣
Yessss lol girl stayed hydrated 🤣 I loved watching her use the obvious methods of “play it cool”. How she timed opening the bottle, how she used up her energy for hours on how and when to move her eyebrows and eyes and mouth. 😂 she must’ve been exhausted from acting all day 5 days a week.
They could legit make a Netflix comedy season out of this trial.
starring Jonny Depp LMFAO, revitalize the career overnight holy shit ha aha
I thought this was it. And that someone uploaded it to CZcams for free
The Turd Diaries
An SNL skit would be hilarious
Honestly!!!! 😹
The hashtags are a result of how we people feel towards Amber based on what we been witnessing in the courtroom. Her reactions/lies are so obvious. How else will the general public, with no access to inside scoop/testimonies form majority opinion on her? This is common sense and really requires no expertise to assess 👀
And in conjunction with the big 'ol *turd* she left in the bed
The only people I have run into that have sided with Amber haven't watched the trial at all. They just chalk it up to male privilege or some bullshit. It is super annoying, even when you try to tell them evidence but they refuse to listen.
Exactly. The turd is really clutching at straws for defence. As if comments on CZcams was a crime! That creature got its new name by its own poor life decisions, such as pooing in her bed, and abusing Johnny Depp.
Scoop ? Like a scoop that picks up a turd ?
I think you missed the part where he started analyzing this data in 2020, so it has zero part about seeing her in the courtroom. And Depp's attorney is pointing out that 3 of these hashtags started even earlier than that (2013 and 2016).
It is now officially on record for the rest of eternity …..Amber Turd is official
The lawyer: Today I speak for the internet.
The internet: Good, good.
To hear Amber Turd in a court of law is honestly priceless 🤣
Her lawyers were so nervous when hears amberTurd 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Her lawyers dug up that hole 😂
Thought she'd have a tantrum behind scenes 🤣which I bet she regularly does!!
Look at them staring down the jury. I bet they laughed too.
Johnny should give this man a million alone for the revenge he took from Ms Turd.
She's literally on tape admitting she assaulted him. How is she not under criminal investigation?
Statute of limitations, another country's jurisdiction. The abuse happened in Cali/Australia/The Bahamas, this is in Virginia. It's also a defamation trial.
cuz of statute of limitations
double standard country, if turd was a man it's jail time 100%
This is about Defamation. So started out with, did she write the article, yes proven, Okay was the article true? After multiple pictures of 24 hours of superior mutant recovery never seen on this world, and no medical records or police reports about physical assault, Can say article is not true.
Okay then, at this point they are trying to say it wasn't the article that didn't get him work. It's going to be seen as indeed after 30 years in the business and publicized personal life that it all stopped because of.... her article. No matter the outcome really, in the court of public opinion Johnny will work after this trial and it's already leaked Amber is blacklisted.
Depends on what Johnny will do after the trial. He told Amber in a recording that he didn't want this to be public and for them to separate quietly and peacefully, but she basically said she won't stop, so he told her they'll be seeing each other in court. He doesn't want to throw Amber in jail, but I'm sure he doesn't mind it one bit if she pays a hefty fine for perjury.
This is a payback for Elien mocking Johnny yesterday.
Lolol she tried
That man really leaned in when he said "Turd".. LOL
you know he's gonna say it, the build-up is immense, then when he finally does say it, it DOES NOT disappoint! LMFAO
You're so right it's the build-up - the way the lawyer initially lets the expert focus on the scientific nature of the findings, to then move slowly to the climax-punch-line. It's beautifully scripted! And the way the lawyer keeps a straight face is also amazing.
The guy behind the lawyer when he says “Amber Turd” is priceless. He does this 😮 then laughs to himself when its said for a second time
Good job catching that. That will soon be a meme.
In previous days, he does the same thing and has the funniest reactions. I believe it was when Camille was doing cross examinations Amber. Can't help but notice after rewatching the trial so many times.
Poggers!
I had to rewind just to see that lol
That’s@Jamesfromcourt he said he couldn’t help it 😂
Even the guy being questioned laughs 😭😭🤣🤣🤣💩👌🍷
Netflix should have bought rights to this trial. Would have killed it.😂
It most definitely would have helped raise their stock back up that's for sure
Why would we want to pay to watch it when it's streamed for free?
Their stonk would have defo recovered after a big L year
Man I can't wait to see what South Park, Family Guy and the others do with this case
THIS WAS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS LAWYER
This trial has become my favourite show I wish it could go on for years 😂
Hahah really feels like one
Is this season 1 or 2?
Best series Amber has ever been in, too bad it's also her last one lol.
Minus Amturd’s boring witnesses, yes!
Exactly! I’m hooked!!😂😂
Amber’s face when she hears the word omg 🙃
I know right?!?! I watched it twice, was not disappointed...definitely laughed out loud for that
@@sofiabriones9221 it’s unbelievable 🙃
Oh my god, Amber turd has officially been transcribed in a court of law
Now, the jury and judge were enlightened. 2 birds in one stone; For Johnny and Mr..Waldman.
Two turds with one stone
The way my man keep emphasizing "turd" like it's the point of the question send me dead lol, i wish he has ball to say more times that hashtag
At this point, Johnny and his lawyers are just having fun.
“You can close your eyes to the things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to the things you don't want to feel.”
- Johnny Depp
That's the Truth ,praying God will bring justice to poor Johnny, who obviously been in pain his whole life,he was too gullible for predators.
nor can you close your nose to the things amber leaves in your bed
He knows. He tried. Hence all the drugs.
@@dnn86 horrifying!
he knows what he is doing when he said "turd" lololol
I wish we had a closer look at the audience because they're all so entertaining to watch 😂😂 Having Amber Turd being read out in front of her is so satisfying.
That is a moment Amber wishes had never happened.
Having that spoken out loud in court, on tv ABOUT HER is priceless.
My man REALLY enunciated the "turd"
Love every Johnny's attorney 🤣
Can't imagine how it feels to be so hated. She should have thought this through but she had her eye on the money. She'll never work in Hollywood again.
Johnny offered to split amicably and with a hefty divorce settlement ..
And she will never get another man or a woman. Disgusting woman.
@@estherloske1396 it wasn't enough for her..she's greedy and has entitlement issues. All narcissistic people do. You could tell that from her pictures. She's been told that she's beautiful way to much but really she's an ugly person.
😂 To have the lawyer say it . I’m dying 🤣. This is a great moment for all of us and we should be proud.
I knew the cross-examination was going to be good, but I've never seen anything more entertaining in my entire life 🍿😎
I guess her being called Amber Turd is "Defecation of character”
Omg. I’m cracking crazy cracking up , Amber Terd” lol
It was hilarious and satisfying to hear him speak out the hashtags titles. I was like lol, WTF! 😂 😂 😂
I loved his qestioning style from the beginning. Not everyone has to speak in rapid-fire fashion in order to win arguments, and this attorney is a good proof of that. He's deliberate, calculative and at a highly pro level.
He’s amazing and is a Partner too of course at the firm all JD lawyers work for.
"I wasn't punching you, I was hitting you"- Amber Turd 2022
Damn I just wish you wouldn’t of hid her face when he said Amber Turd! 💩😂
It never gets old to hear this bloke really emphasize “Turd”, especially that last time (not heard on this recording)
🤣🤣🤣
I’m sure she was just dying inside when he said it 3 times loud and proud.
“never interrupt your enemy when he/she is making a mistake”
-Napoleon Bonaparte
People glad to see Johnny's lawyers recognize that she's digging her own grave
The emphasis he put on "turd" LOL 😂
dude on the far right immediately laughs and wipes away a tear when he heard amber turd 😂
The way he says Amber Tuuuurrrddddd in that strong American accent just cracked me up 😆😆😆😆😆 love from London
All the years of schooling but he never thought he'd be in a court saying "Amber Turd" lmfaoooooo
This lawsuit has proved much funnier than what I first envisioned.
He just wanted to say “amber turd” and figured out a way to do it in cross examination! Brilliant! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Her team thought his lawyer was literally calling her Amber Turd they all turned around and looked in shock 😆😂 the name fits I must say!
It's quite disgusting how she continue to defame him even in the courtroom!!
Bot says what?
@@brazenlilhussy5975 ugey
@@brazenlilhussy5975 Forreal. This dude posted 6 comments so that he can win some dumb challenge of 20k likes. What a loser.
This was SO pleasing to my ears 😂 I just love that he said it to everyone in the court room so many times
You can see her getting mad the more times it’s mentioned 😂
OMG I'm still laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 o Johnny's Lawyer's man this guy Camille and Ben are legends in my book
OMG! I almost spit my swallow of tea across the room when I heard Depp's lawyer say "turd"!!! This was so funny and an epic moment in this trial. She will forever be Amber Turd....and, rightfully so!!!
Amber TURD...I'm cracking up!!!!
Johnny's lawyers are amazing. They knew that letting AH and her witnesses talk with few objections would let them expose and incriminate themselves! Great moment!
Amber Turd!!!!! Lmfao!!!! I can’t believe I’m hearing this!!! 😂😂😂
I needed to hear that inside the court room.
lmfao when he said it the second time I actually laughed out loud
People can’t even imagine how difficult it is to remain impartial throughout a case like this
The first time he says turd, Amber's head pops up like, "Did I hear my name?"
The wayJohnny’s lawyers keeps emphasising “turd” is beyond legendary!
I laughed so HARD when I heard this live. Probably the best thing during this trial is the jury getting to hear the OVERWHELMING amount of people on social media who support Johnny Depp.
I saw this live but I just watched it again and it's even funnier now. I can't stop laughing at this very distinguished looking and sounding attorney spit out the words "Amber TURD!" Twice in a row. 🤣🤣🤣
I love how he said every Tweet that had #JusticeForJohnnyDepp in it was negative toward Amber. Did he really read every single one of the almost million tweets? 🤣
Gotta love the people laughing in the back.
I couldn't stop laughing the moment he said "turd" 😅 and continued laughing and farting with the second "turd"🤣💨
The part where all the defendant lawyers looked at him when he dropped the turd 😂
lol...this lawyer is good 🤣😂
Glad to see her stuck in between her lawyers. Hope the judge read her up and down the wall for not listening to her and disrespect the jury, judge and her lawyers.
Depp's Lawyer expressed his passion & perfectly executed the hashtag dilemma. The final question was brute force with conviction & did justice to all watching around the world.
What did he achieve?
Certified Amber Turd in court.
Give this Lawyer a noble prize. 🏆
Heard's Lawyer: "Objection, murder."
Depp's lawyer: "Murder?"
Heard's lawyer: "He's killing my case."
Judge: "suicide.. I mean overruled"
Haha Johnny's council are kicking them all over
I'm sure someone will make an ice cream flavor called Amber Turd. Chocolatey and a lot of nuts.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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ACTUALLY, Johnny already won BIG in the public eyes. This is Z most positive publicity Johnny needs.
That last Amber Turd was hilarious
why do I feel like this line of questioning was specifically so he could say "Amber Turd" multiple times.
Amber TURRRd...awesome.
This is getting embarrassing for Amber. How can the jury believe her story it's ridiculous!
He just couldn't help himself. I don't blame him.
I would laugh my ass out if I am in the courtroom. Might get kicked out for it but it's hella worth it 🤣🤣
This is EPIC LMAO
The silence Camille leaves when Amber contradicts herself is why she is a top class lawyer
Zactly
Success in hollywood is all about marketing and branding so that's her career over with.
😂 You’ve been Branded!
Omg I do not wanna know what it feels like to be called a “Teard” by someone with a straight face whilst being watched by the _entire planet_
Props to the crowd back there in that court room keeping their acts together. I would’ve fallen outta my pew 😂
Amber Turd LMAO
He calls her by her name
Yo Faal why does smegma smell like fish and not cheese?
@@Hotmaildotcomz please consult an expert on the issue, im not an expert XD.
@@Faalf I'll keep letting it build up over a couple days and do more taste and sniff tests. I'll get back to you 👍
@@Hotmaildotcomz objection, hearsay, leading, compounding, speculation, foundation, relevance, asked and answered.
@@Radnamrok mate, well played. You win 👍
It’s the emphasis on the T into the mic while saying turd that’s gets me 😂🤣
this is the sound of music to my ears!