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As a black girl who lived in Germany for 7 years. This is so TRUE. When they thought I was just a dumb American girl who couldn't speak German, they would say HORRIBLE racist things about me and then smile in my face. Thinking I wouldn't understand what was going on....
If you do ever have to talk to them, do you do it in German?
@@mackenziebeeney3764 afterwards I sure do and they turn red. Some run away...
@@mackenziebeeney3764 most say its illegal to call them a Nazi regardless if they actually are or not. Most Germans don't care about humans they care about following RULES.
I’m sorry you had to experience that.
The Welsh are the same.
One of my sisters married an identical twin. The thing is, both brothers like taking their wives to the same restaurant. Because of this, the waiters at that restaurant thought that they were one guy cheating on two different women for quite a few years. The staff didn't figure it out until both brothers decided to eat there together. The reason we know about this is because a waitress confessed this to us when we had a family get-together at that very restaurant. Apparently, my brother in law and his twin had been the center of conversation among the staff for quite some time before it was discovered that they were twins and not a single person.
That's hilarious and surprisingly wholesome for this thread
That is really funny. I would have been the waitress to admit it. Lol
My boyfriend used to wait tables at a Mexican themed restaurant. He told me about a time during Cinco de mayo when a family came in. Everyone was ordering drinks and my bf asked for everyone's ID including a dude that was underage. This dude gave my bf the ID and it was obvious it was fake. My bf was going to let it slide because in Texas it IS legal to drink as long as the parents are around, which they were. He said the ID was fake but was about to say it was okay but the whole family became BALLISTIC. Calling my boyfriend a liar, screaming at him, pushing him, and spitting in his face. The family eventually left and thankfully there were many nice people in the restaurant that gave my bf big tips that day for having to deal with that. I told him to press charges against that horrible family but he never did. I know it's his decision to press charges or not but people like that don't deserve to get away with treating people like that.
Wow that is crazy!
in a word: WOW!
25 years of being a Sever and Bartender, that’s par for the course.
I’ve had drinks, chairs, fist (being a woman doesn’t stop a drunk man) bottles of beer, full and not full.
The majority of people are awesome, but it’s those few who case good service staff out of the industry.
It's stories like this that people should be grateful I don't have absolute power because those people would disappear for good.
I used to work at a Starbucks at the fxxxing airport, and this is par for the course. One out of seven customers was rude, compounded by the fact that they were impatient from waiting for their flight.
That poor old lady is my worst fear. Growing old and losing everyone close to me.
Legit teared up at this one, related to her even though I'm still young
I know it's sad, but that voice he put on........
@@MeowthRocket yeah sometimes, the voices are either way too exagerated for the mood of the moment, or just... too exagerated overall. Might be me, but never liked when peopl3 overexagerated mocking voices
Me too man
@@MeowthRocket That voice got me too.
A pal of mine used to be a waiter, and he once saw two fellas come in. They were both in their late 50’s, and weeping. Their wives were cheating, and this was the first time they’ve seen each other in years. How did my friend know? The men told him. And these two guys were just crying, and then they just… hugged. And started laughing! They started bringing up old stories from their childhood, their loud booming voices echoing through the mostly empty bar/restaurant. And my friend just smiled as the two rough looking biker friends hugged again, and talked about how their friendship is so important, and how “screw our wives, if they don’t care about us, we can at least care about each other.”
That is probably the sweetest thing I have ever heard. I hope they’re doing good, and I’m glad they could find comfort in each other. And I hope you have a great day/evening/night!
@@Eeveechuthecrazypan same, and thank you! :>
GAYYYYY
those guys gotta be the best fuckin friends ever lmao
That's when you just marry the homie.
That second story left me disturbed, he was probably killed trying to walk home, or alternatively may have unalived himself.
Oh my brain was like was that his ghost then realised the wife was able to assault him
Was probably a fake story. Or do you truly believe that people throw drinks at each others face in a restaurant? Thats a cliche from a movie
@@MegaKBangthey throw the drink when they're being nice.
She took the car.....just saying, she may have had a little accident.
@@heatherwolmarans8287 Without underage witnesses that are related to her. Hopefully.
Good on that one person calling the police to remove those two assholes before they could hurt that poor girl.
My husband was diagnosed with stage 4 kidney cancer in 2017. His best friend took him out for a meal to talk through his options and to give him a bit of a pep talk. While they were at the pub, one of the waitresses was hanging around them and periodically checking on them. At the end of the meal she winked and smiled at them and told them to have a good time when they got home.
Basically, hubby and his BFF were convinced she thought they were a gay couple out on a date. Obviously I don't know what she was thinking, and they might have been exaggerating, but it came up regularly over the next couple of years before hubby's death in 2019.
I think they were rather chuffed, actually.
Sorry about your husband
@@md61211 Thank you :).
sincerest condolences, losing anyone to cancer is such a traumatic experience, The only thing I can say is he knew till the very end, you would always be by his side. I hope you're able to smile at the memories, it can be very difficult at times.
@@thatpunksnotchick6329 Thank you. I still dream about him and find that it's a place we can be together 💖 forever even if we're apart in the waking world.
RIP
When I was a server's assistant (busser, I was a busser) at a fancy place in my city. There was a group of boomers, I'm guessing 60's and 70's, who were taking up a few tables that were still there well past closing. I was still pretty new and the server said /I/ had to stay even though my ride was there and it wasn't my job to process the check. I had already cleared the table and I was basically standing in the busser cubby when I heard one ask if it was okay to stay this late since it was well past closing. Then one of the men says "Oh, it's fine. They have to stay until WE decide to leave. We do this ALL the time" then one of the women said "Yeah, they're on OUR time."
I was on the verge of flipping out because my ride was texting me threatening to leave me. The server was doing nothing (she was a lady in her late 40s) and when the manger came in and saw I was still there she flipped out. I told her about everything, she went OFF on the server (apparently the server knew I did drive and figured she could shirk her work off onto me). The manger made sure I got out to the car safely, and when I came in the next day the bartender said the manger tore the group a new asshole for disrespecting our hours and treating us like we weren't people who just finished long shifts who still had to drive home.
We also had a lady get engaged there and was super blushy and lovie to everyone. She tipped each server and busser personally in cash. I remember she put a flower from her bouquet in my hair and told me it "brought out my eyes"
The job is manAger. NOT a manger!!!!
I had a table where a husband is out with his mistress for lunch. While I'm taking their order, the wife walks in to confront them. The mistress leaves, the husband FOLLOWS HER to the parking lot, and the wife is gaining on them. I watch the scene outside then turn to see the entire dining room watching as well. I shout, "Eat your food!" Some laughed, some kept watching, and maybe one went back to eating.
That last story about the waiter accidently getting the guy caught, is further proof that somehow, someway, you will get caught if you cheat XD
unless you do it good
@@burnttoast385every time this comes up on Facebook or wherever social media, I point the women in the direction of a place where they’ve compiled what amounts to basically a “how to catch a cheater” handbook. It’s brilliant. And has tips and tricks that no one would ever think about. So basically on social media I send out this information to the masses, who will then spread it around to other people because it’s THAT good. I think it’s safe to say that in the age of internet-the people who can be reached will be. And whoever is cheating on them is operating on borrowed time until they get caught and left for a far superior partner who actually loves them for real. You know the old saying? “Cheaters never prosper.” Especially in this day and age. Each breakup is a start over scenario and people lose homes and money. And for someone who can’t keep it in their pants, that will likely happen a LOT. So loss after loss after loss. That’s been my HOR dad’s life, and he’s now old and because he’s been such a scumbag to anyone who ever loved him, he’s now dying of cancer all alone. And no one will give a flying sh-t when he’s gone. I’m pretty sure I know a few of his ex’s that would be more likely to dance on his grave, now that I think about it. The world will be a better safer place without him. All he’s ever done is cause pain and suffering. It will be no loss to the world when he’s six feet under.
I used to work for restaurants and I tried to be polite to my fellow co-workers who were waitors and waitress. These coworkers are very hard working people, be kind to them and leave a good tip💸.
When my friend and I (both German) were in a hostel in London for a few days in a 6 people dorm, we talked about one of the guys there because he was just a cutie. We often said stuff like omg isn't he cute look at him bless his little soul. In the last three hours of our stay his good friend moved into our dorm and informed us that the guy was almost fluent in German. He then turned to us with a huge grin and said in German that yes he understood everything. I was so embarassed.
Not messed up, but actually awesome. Years ago, I worked as a waitress at one restaurant that was known to have celebrities from time to time. In the next zone over from mine, was Gilbert Gottfried. He spoke in his real voice, not his scratchy, loud stage voice. However, when my coworker waitress who was serving him asked “Are you…?” He said “Yes, I am.” She said “Wow, you sound…different?”. Gilbert Gottfried replied in his stage voice with “Well, sometimes I prefer to give this voice the night off…unfortunately it isn’t tonight, apparently!” and laughed, as did she. He used his normal voice for the rest of his time there.
The story with the birthday party. Tipping: when your salary depends on the mood your boss's customers are in. That's a very strange business model.
I just feel bad for the kid. Birthday party ruined because a friends mom is a judge mental jerk.
The fact that wait staff are not paid at least minimum wage is disturbing and disgusting. It’s called “minimum wage” and no one should ever work for less.
It's also illegal in some places.
@@Secret_Agent_A not illegal in the US instead of removing slavery they just treated everyone as slaves
@@Secret_Agent_A Thankfully Oregon is one of those places. Oregon insists that servers must be paid at least minimum wage just like everyone else. Tips go on top of that.
The Jehovahs witnesses one actually made me feel so bad as one myself. Poor girl I hope she’s doing well today, wish I could apologize to her in person.
I feel bad for them because they don't know they are being used as slaves
@@basillah7650don't be a jerk.
I'm a witness too and those brothers and sisters sounded pretty uptight. It's a bit sad that they didn't know and upset her
All I can say is if they were part of my congregation and the elders got wind of their behavior, they would certainly be counseled for the way they acted. As JWs we are not to be judgmental about people and to treat everyone with respect.
Those tongan boys are the heroes that every Bro deserves!
Had an ex who I caught cheating and confronted her about it. She tried to throw a drink in my face and I did that thing people do in the pool to shoot water in a specific direction. The drink contacted my hand and went right back in her face. She threw the glass and started crying and stomped off. It was hilarious.
Jeez, I hope you took it well
I won't say I'm sorry for you at all though, you dodged a nuke
I haven't waited tables in a while, but I heard a lady in front of me waiting for a table complaining the service was slow (just past Covid) and the restaurant was short staffed.I got seated close enough to hear them. Not 3 minutes later I heard the same woman complaining that her son wouldn't get a job and played video games. Oblivious
Why would the son get a job he just copying her she never worked a second in her life and most likely has paid help to clean and cook for her like a baby
I had two friends who used to compete over who could shock the waiter the most with the weirdest random sentences when they were within earshot. I cringed a bit at times (sometimes a lot 😅) but looking back it was funny AF. Especially when I was appointed judge of said competition. 😂
How would you serve as judge? "Hmm, the waiter's lower lip quivered, I think you got him"?
@@debymello4756 Pretty much, yeah. 😂 There'd be a time limit though, like until the starter/main/dessert/check comes for example. It also works when getting bored waiting in line or sitting on a bench with random people passing by. 😏
"Hi, Edith! Where are all your friends?"
_"They all died..."_
Man... that's a fate worse than death. Seeing the ones you care about just... go away. And you're all alone living a life that could've been better with them around.
To Edith, wherever you may be now, my sincerest condolences. If you aren't here with us, may your soul rest in peace, enjoy your time with your friends once more in the afterlife, wherever that may be.
"Poop on your pillow"?🤣🤣🤣Was her role model Amber🤣
I bussed tables in a fine dining room. One regular never appeared with the same people twice due to him becoming loud and unhinged once he started drinking. He was once with a party of 12 and even though it wasn't on the menu he wanted Bananas Foster for desert. So the Assistant manager had to assemble the cart, a table cloth, bananas, pans....the whole she bang which took some time. She rolled this whole assemblage up to the table just as he said in a very loud voice, 'I COULD HAVE JERKED OFF TWICE IN THE TIME IT TOOK YOU TO GET HERE'. I had never before seen 12 people who wished they could slink under the table before.
I feel bad for whoever waited on me and my at the time boyfriend on our first date on homecoming night. His parents had joined us because they had to drive him from another city (he took the train to school since it was a non boarding military school) and they were asking so many awkward questions-
When my daughter was in middle school one of her group of friends sadly died. My wife and I took our child and the three other friends of this group to her funeral. To say it was heartbreaking would be an understatement. The kids wanted to stop at The Olive Garden after the service as this was their friend's favorite place. During our lunch the manager came to our table as is typical of this chain. She cheerily smiled and asked "So what are we celebrating today"? The kid's were stunned to say the least. I replied " we are celebrating the life of their classmate who has just passed away". I could see the manage felt awful and took me aside and wanted to comp our bill. I told her that it wasn't necessary and not to feel bad about it because she couldn't have known. She was persistent so we settled on deserts for the table. There may be better Italian restaraunts but this manager handled the situation with grace and class.
The poor kid in the second story. Their parents argue in public in front of them then their father dies that night poor kid.
2:30 I don't know if it was your impression of the old lady or what, but you somehow managed to make me laugh at something I'm really not supposed to laugh at.
#8 reminds me of the countess in the netflix series Downton abbeys response when her middle class relative told her he might be able to manage the family's estate on weekends. She looked genuinely puzzled then asked "what's a weekend?" I guess when people don't have a work week their entire life is one long weekend and when some people have never paid a bill they don't know what it means to live from paycheck to paycheck. But mercifully such people are rare cos theyre too darned dangerous to be around
That is my absolute favorite line in the whole series. And her delivery is flawless - she's so bewildered by the term & the concept.
@@md61211 The unmatched Dame Maggie Smith! Always flawless.
Story 20: I worked in a place where one of the waitresses had a table talking smack to her in French, a rather common language where I lived at the time, and didn't realize she knew what they were saying the whole time until she "Thanks for coming, have a nice night"ed them in French.
As a bartender, I keep many many secrets. It’s part of my job
I’m a waitress in a pub/restaurant. I was working the Saturday night shift and served a man and woman, I remember them specifically because I told the woman I liked her hair and tattoo. They paid in cash, not a big deal. The next day I was serving the function and the man was in there with a different woman, both wearing wedding rings. I went and told the other staff and no joke the other woman walked in with her friends for a Sunday lunch made eye contact with him and all hell broke loose. Bar staff kicked them out but we could hear the three of them screaming at each other from the other side of the building
Soda moms confuse the hell out of me.. like girl you’d rather your child consume ASPARTAME than WATER????????? Wild..
Wasn't a waitress, but a busser, when I walked by this one table and heard the grandmother saying she wasn't happy. After speaking with another couple and their daughter for a moment, that same grandmother stood up and started yelling and dropping F bombs at her family. She didn't seem to care that her grandchildren, who were very little, could hear everything she was screeching. The entire scene unfolded for about a minute of her just screaming at her family before storming out of the restaurant. Right after she left, I swear that was the only time I've been in a restaurant that was dead silent for a whole ass minute.
"Wanda, I do not want to take their order. Can you?" And I went back to cleaning out the teapots--a semi-annual scrubbing. It was a Sunday night in June 1984. Our two-week vacation began tomorrow, lasting nearly a month because no one wanted to work over the 4th of July, and a new tile floor was being laid in the kitchen.
Wanda took the order, and when they left, we were closing. I looked at the clock as the couple left the restaurant--it was 8:20 pm.
On the 17th of July, we were finally reopened. I was still working at the counter and inside booths. The fellow from the earlier couple--a guy called Rick sat at a booth. I got him his coffee. We were jam-packed for reopening, and keeping all the coffee cups full kept me busy. Rick waited for his second refill, and then he followed me to the top booth--the only one in the restaurant.
Wanda was busy with all the side booths, and half of her customers held up their coffee cups, hoping for mercy. So I casually poured coffee. Wanda would do the same for me. I was on the counter, so I had all the go orders. Rick had asked the guy at the top booth a question. Which had turned this fellow's stomach. Then Rick left.
"Did you hear what he asked me?" the fellow asked me.
"No, I don't eavesdrop that closely." I replied.
"I NEED to talk to the Police!!"
I called out--because I have a right loud voice--"Wanda, this fellow needs to talk to you!" Then I wandered from the front till to empty the bus tubs because we do not have a busboy in the front.
Wanda looks mortified. Then she begins dialing the telephone.
The lead detective shows up, and I told him all the information I had. He only wants me to verify what Wanda said was true. Lead detectives do not lead a material witness--which was what I was.
Rick had murdered his date sometime after 8:20. I was the last person to see her alive. The fellow at the top booth was the coroner's assistant. Rick had asked him, "How long would it take for her body to start stinking?" Rick had been checking every day to find out if her body had been discovered. He gave up waiting and reported her missing.
Lost my shit when mom snapped "NO THEY'LL HAVE A DIET COKE" You sound like Bev Bighead from Rocko's Modern Life
The mom denying her kids water has to be in America, the only country where I've seen people claim they don't like water.
the first one gives me goosebumps, he was just too cold!
One of my friends had a very similar story to 25, but the main difference is when they made basically the same highly sexist comment about her when she walked passed she didn't let it slide. This girl is half African half Colombian and we didn't dub her Karma for no reason, when they said that she was holding 2 plates and in one movement she swung around and smashed them over the head of the one who made that comment, she then looked at the others and said "GET OUT!". They left as fast as the manager came out and was in the process of saying "YOU'RE FIRED" but only made it through the "you're" part because she said "fired? Yeah, whatever" dropped her apron on the ground "you can just mail me my last check" then after all that, she left.
On the plane, i would only switched back if they gave me all of the offers. Refund on ticket, upgrade next flight, and need all the benefits of first class even I'm in economy
1:05
Well, someone here looks VERY suspicious...
Agreed though I’m embarrassed to admit I thought it was his ghost till I remembered she assaulted him
The guys has a point about Olive Garden. Nothing screams "I'm pathetic and not in control of my life" more than eating at the Burger King of Italian Restaurants which cost 4 times the amount.
To change the stressful subject, what game is in the background? It looks cute!
It's 'Spirit of the North'. Definitely worth checking out!
Never knew a waiter's life can be this crazy before this video 😂
I wasn't a server, but a hostess/busser.
I was cleaning a table and heard people making jokes about 9/11.
I live in America.
Bar staff/waiter at a village pub renowned for its food. A party of 12 came in one lunch time, we put a couple of tables together to accommodate them, they all ordered food and drink. When ordering they said it was all on one bill. When the bill came they started working out who had what and were putting the money onto the table. One of the party pocketed all the cash and paid with a corporate debit card.
Waited on a table of men from the same company. Bill came, they all worked out their parts, paid in cash. Boss paid by card, and gave me the cash as a tip. Win.
Feel horrible for that child that didn't want Diet Coke. As someone whos tried it, i can confidently say I'd rather drink my own piss than Diet Coke
Rather drink my piss than ANYTHING diet.
re: #7 the divorce couple. you didnt know the whole story. my ex wife met me at a restaurant to hand me the divorce papers. which were modified so that she got 90% of everything! and certainly NOT what we had agreed on. so i ordered drinks and dinner while refusing to sign anything. she began yelling and throwing stuff around half way through and would not negotiate. sooooo, mamager comes and i simply stood and said, id like a seperate check and ill wait by the cashier please. so dont judge some guy who may be being railroaded....amd of course..why should i pay for the priveledge of my ex throwing a public tantrum?
“He died that night in a hit and run.”
I hate when stories end right as they’re beginning.
9:15 ok, THAT got me.
In some contexts soda might cost less than bottled water
A tip for either warming breast milk or preparing formula- bring your own hot water, it really helps to be prepared, a vacuum flask isn't a massive investment!
True and it isn't a big investment, but you can run out and it's not such a big ask from a restaurant either.
Story 15 was by far my favorite
18:00 children birthday parties are the worst , not once have I had a pleasant experience, its never the parents of the birthday boy/girl but other mommies they invite, I once caught one picking a few bank notes from the tip the customer left me , she looked up saw me, shock in her face she looked down then left acting like nothing happened. I also don't mind a small tip but ff-sakes I would have all my seats allocated to the party , the main party would leave , all tables pushed together I can not split them until everyone leaves and then one or two mommies would stay for the next 4 hours, ordering water and asking if the bar serves those free peanuts. Cmon lady I have rent to pay and I would prefer not moving back into my car again. also with the bay pre-booked I am not able to make any money before my shift starts, I once had a group show up 2 hours late, they did let us know they were going to be late after we phoned them 30 minutes in, still couldn't use my tables
Loved the narration in this. It was funny and expressive.
had to chime in here just because.
I was a waiter at Buca di Beppo's in Seattle, 1999.
A large table of porn stars and their crew came to eat.
All the girls told stories about how many men they ever took on at one time.
They were graphic, the room to themselves, and it was a once in a lifetime conversation to overhear.
Waiter here. Most "interesting" story was to serve a table of business men who where loudly discussing their business meetings they had during the day. After 3 days -this was the restaurant in our hotel- I picked up on what they were doing and who the client was. Since during the day my girlfriend was actually working for that company they were doing a very intense negotiation with, I was feeding her information about their discussion. She kept her manager informed and the guys couldn't figure out what was going on. Bitching more and more by the evening.....
It ended up with a deal and my girlfriend not accepting to meet me at my workplace. She thought it would be too unprofessional... lol
9:17.
Why do I hear that ancient "Chocolate" stem fish from spongebob?
I LOVED the graphic images on this website!
ThaT LOOks LIKe MOMMy's ToY! Got me dying on the floor
Oh dang, that reminds me of something truly... lets say "upsetting" oO. I am German and worked in a good visited cafe that was basically a boardgame/geek/nerd haven as well as a small internet cafe. There was an somewhat older guy regularly there watching... eh... very, very adult content. Always smoking, too. The thing is... the internet-cafe-part was so setup that you can clearly see every screen.
But it wasn't just "adult" it was... you know, the type of adult content in which girls get it... from mostly four legged big horseys. I was halfway the stairs down as I saw it. I just stood there with a huge WTF in my face. And not just horse to girl stuff. No, dog to girl stuff too... Everyone seemed to ignore it and I didn't know what I should've done in that situation. I just never dared to look at the screens again when this old guy was there.
He regularily let cigarettes burn down to the filter and the whole cafe stunk after burned filter -.-" Blergh. Wasn't fun.
Stay crunchy.
I’d be the troll to play cute dog videos at a audible but reasonable volume.
Just to say I know what you’re doing and also to recuperate.
Because we got water at home. The kids drink might have been included in the meal or been really cheap. I've seen parents drink their kids drink and get refills.
Yeah but you can ask for diet coke and water, no? When my family go to the restaurant, we always ask for water in addition to our drinks ^^'
As the server I would have just brought both. I don't like soda, especially diet soda. No way would I deny a child a glass of refreshing water and I defy horrible mom to complain.
For the one about Diet Coke it’s because they probably had a discount for kids and the mom wanted a Diet Coke
Can confirm, Tongans are awesome people.
While this did not happen in a restaurant, it happened in a Wally World in a major Texas city of 5 million plus people at about 10 pm. It was very crowded with all lanes having 15 plus people waiting in them. When I said all lanes, I mean all 40 lanes that the store had. I was about 5 people back when 2 Hispanic cut in line in front of me (I am a white male and look like I don't speak Español.) I wait a minute to react as I was listening to their conversation in Spanish where they were talking bad about every white person in Wally World. I finally had enough and in perfect Spanish, I told them in no certain terms was it OK for them to cut in line just because I am white and a male nor was it OK to talk bad about white people in a language that most white people would not understand. They looked like they were shocked that a white person spoke better Spanish than they did. I had to watch the way I said things as my Spanish is Castilian which is not the dialect spoken in Texas.
"that looks just like momm's toy!" b r u h
Once heard a lady tell her husband she was glad his mom died.
A supremacist ordering a hit on a man dating his kids' mother.
Politicians crafting law to run competition to their large business veture out of state.
Federal officer told a guy to dump the girl he was on a first/second date with.
Overbearing mom & grandma wouldn't let a 12 year old cut a pork chop bc steak knives were too dangerous. Kid was angry and defeated on a level I wanted to cry for him.
When I was a waiter, the worst I heard was tone-deaf shit from real estate novelists. Whenever the waitresses practiced politics, I finally started spoofing them. Unfortunately they spun things to make me look like the ass. That might be why I can't do the work anymore, despite the fact that I liked it at the time.
With the last story, the guy should have said it was his phone. It wasnt the server's fault. She naturally assumed it was the chick's phone.
The poor old lady story I can relate to that. Back in the day I used to wait on this couple that I will call Ed and Carol. They were quite elderly. Ed was in his nineties in Carol was in her eighties. Without fail they were there every Monday on senior night and I served them. One time I saw her at the host podium with a lady friend but it wasn't there. I asked where he was and she flopped over on the cashier's counter wailing that he had died. There were other guests behind her who had been impatiently waiting for a table. Suddenly the look of palpable sympathy on their faces was apparent. I didn't know what to do. I peeled her off of the cashier's counter and just embraced her in a hug. There was a couple sitting at a nearby booth and they moved over so I could sit her down. I got her some water and told her to drink it. She and her friend ended up sitting with the other couple.
"I swear to God if you lie to me one more time I will literally poop on your pillow"💀
Everyone thinking abt the stories
Me : What game is that?
2:36 WHYD I LAUGH OH MY GOD IM GOING TO HELLL
Story 24's man missed the opportunity to answer the waiter with the classic "anything to clog her up" just to avoid waking up with Amber Turd next to him LMAO
I’m not trying to be all judgmental & whatnot, but I am genuinely shocked that the girl who worked at Waffle House in high school’s parents actually agreed to let her do that at such a young age, not only because of the hours she might have to work, but especially because of the things she did end up witnessing and having to deal with at such a young age. That’s just way too young to be exposed to the WH culture and having to deal with all of that, not to mention how dangerous it can be, even on a Sunday morning during breakfast rush. I had to chase down a girl who had been repeatedly hit by her (I guess) boyfriend (or pimp) and then she took off through the parking lot with her baby dangling from her leg as she ran. I was just trying to get the baby safe until the cops got there. On a Sunday morning. Terrifying. I can’t imagine a 16 year old dealing with something like that at work and her parents thinking it was a good idea. And that’s not the only thing I have seen at the Awful Waffle, man. I love their food, but you have to watch out.
The republicans are gonna vote for even younger children to work in the bars, so i'm not surprised a 16 years old can work in a restaurant.
That's a lot of assumptions to leap to.
The Waffle Houses where I live are perfectly safe, even in the middle of the night. My first job here, at 16, was at a pizza place adjacent to a large college campus. Groups of male students often came in to eat...and drink. I was rather well developed for my age and on occasion some raunchy behavior happened. But it wasn't a table service place. All I had to do was tell the manager or kitchen guys and they would happily go and inform the guys that 16 gets you 20. Solved every time. Of course this is a nice Midwestern town and my dad's only concern about the job was me getting home after closing. The manager lived about half a mile from us, problem solved.
I guess if you're worried about your teenager being safe, live somewhere with a low crime rate.
Story 14: I want that mom lmao
The four elderly women story was sad
My god, the “poop on your pillow” guy met Amber Heard!
OMG we Tongans are getting recognized 🤣🤣🤣🤣
#25 is especially infuriating and baffling because it was a *matriarch* acting like that! >:-/
So cool that one person got to meet Johnny Depp and Amber Heard
Im sorry, but the visual of a waiter asking an old lady where her friends are just to be met with the gut punch of "they all died" is sad yet darkly comedic to me.
the diet coke story reminds me of how my mom snapped at me once when I asked for water saying we're out to eat get something. So I got coke big mistake started a little soda addiction
Was the newlyweds amber heard and Johnny Depp? Lol
Overheard a around 25yo woman say to a guy who must’ve been in 50s you got our daughter pregnant you better pay for the abortion
Doesn't mean he actually did it physically.
Technical you Have to put the bottle in a cup with hot water for it to get warm. That is in general Also, if you're going to do that at a restaurant, you need to do that as well. You cannot microwave it. 41 the hotspots for microwaving the bottle can burn the baby. Also, it's against health code violation if you stick that in a microwave that is used for Customers. Just get the hot water out of the tea thing.
Don't think the issue was HOW it was heated, but WHO it was heated by, per the story.
was working part time in a bar a long time ago part while being full time armed forces.
had two women talking about how woman A had gotten a rather serious STD from her lover and didn't know how to tell her boyfriend... apparently they had been together for "years and years" and she wasn't going to throw that away.
anyway... it doesn't take long before I can hear them comment on me and woman B says if she didn't have a man she would have dragged me home.
about five minutes later woman A makes a serious attempt to get me to invite her home to my place, when I respectfully decline she tried to get me to invite her out back... I once more declined and shortly after a guy walks in and woman B rushes to the bathroom.
turns out the dude (her bf) saw her talking to me and was rather pissed when she said I had been hitting on her and wouldn't take a no for a no.
while he was getting ready to fight I calmy asked him what was more likely... me trying and her saying no or her trying and me saying no.
she started screaming that he should teach me a lesson.
having had enough I told him that as a bartender I heard a lot of things and if I was him I would go to the doctors and get tested...
he got mad at me for that, but looked at his gf who had gone rather pale... in the end he ran out the door cussing while she followed screaming that I was lying, followed by she was sorry, followed by "it wasn't her fault".
I saw him about 2-3 months later where he confessed that he had been trying to avoid the bar, but actually wanted to thank me...
he had been tested and hadn't caught anything... she did not want to get tested so he broke up with her which meant he could/would accept a job offer that he otherwise would have turned down.
About the diet Coke over water story, I had a friend whose mom used to do this. Whether or not it was this woman's intentions, his mother's intentions was to make him prediabetic so that she could collect a disability check on him.
That is so incredibly awful...
Serious bouncers are usually the most helpfull and will help u with almost always help
The bit about the husband slamming his wife's face onto the table sounds a lot like something out of Family Guy
Many years ago (30 at least) we dealt with a famous guy thats seen in the public eye as an intellectual and art connoisseur running a massive public company..... Somehow my employer cottoned on to the fact the girl he was with was a errrr, well 'working girl'. We were so desecrate we even booked hotel rooms for him at a local hotel where we knew the owner, who gave him a 'quiet' room and bill us the company for the room.
What game is played in the background ?
What game is this? It looks cute! I want to play as a magic fox!
at story 22, i think it was about those remote control d****s.
That lady who really wanted the kids to have Diet Coke, just our way more ice in there then fill the gaps with the Diet Coke. Still what they ordered but the kids get their water.
Why do so many of the stories tell us how attractive the customers are? Does that make a difference in the level of service?
What is that game running in the background? It looks really neat - I'd like to play it.
Spirit of the North
No. 15 Sounds like some bakudeku shit
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