Ozzy Man Reviews: Porch Pirates
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- čas přidán 21. 03. 2021
- Here's me commentary on porch pirates AKA package thieves.
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I can’t believe the delivery woman, takes a picture of the delivered parcel as proof of delivery, and then steals it, total scumbag !
I hope those people reported to the company she lost her job
Can’t believe she’s so stupid as to not realise she was on camera in her Amazon top 🤣
She was on news and Amazon said they are investigating into the matter
That was a Amazon flex worker. Basically not real Amazon, just a part timer. Not in full uniform
I had a postie deliver something that was signature required. He just threw it at my door, then chucked a piss in my garden. When AusPost got the video I had, oh they told me he'd be talked to, and his entire regional department be trained better.
Trained? Not to piss in someones yard? I have no faith.
That guy stuck on the snow and getting arrested was so satisfactory to watch.
Still trying to figure out where it's from, it's not hard to tell it's all new development area so it could be one of the major cities.
He shoulda accepted the offer to borrow the shovel
He gave us all a dictionary definition of *karma* 😂
@@adamrodgers9175 that wanker who was stuck in the snowbank is in mississauga , ontario canada .
"you wanna a shovel?.... through your window!!!"
What pisses me the most is not the fact they're stealing, but that most of them are obviously well of, judging by their cars and they don't need to steal at all
Don´t consider them to be someone. While wearing branded clothes and driving big cars, they sleep on dirty old newspapers and heating up their livingroom with candles. Big TV on the wall, running on batteries, which are loaded at the beginning of the month, when the income support is on the bank account. And whenever the chance is, they steal everything...
I hate thieves, would love to catch someone stealing my stuff.
Every one had a nicer car than me.
Maybe the car was in an Amazon box outside someones front door
They got nice shit from selling all their stolen goods.
I gorilla glued a amazon prime box that I filled with with cement and sealed it with waterproof chemical I like to drink my coffee and watch folks try and get it. Sort of like bird watching
I'll take "things that didn't happen" for 400, Alex.
LOLOL!
@@twizz420 Damn you, I was literally about to type that same comment, except I was gonna say "for $1000." :p
heh heh
@@DarthMohammedRules DOUBLE JEAOPARDY
I had a-holes smash my rural mail box a lot, so every night after getting the mail, I would put a huge rock in it. After a bit, there was a broken bad in the street... seems to have worked.
That delivery lady is the kinda person that would steal ya wallet and then help ya look for it.
She would steal her own Grandmother's purse, and help her look for it.
People like these are so bad. I ordered a mic off Amazon to record audio for my videos and some theif stole it off my porch yesterday
@@DyslexicMitochondria aww man im so sorry. Hope you get a refund. Checked your channel btw. Its pretty cool
@@DyslexicMitochondria I am really sorry to read that...what is wrong with people ?. That mic obviously wasn't cheap and i hope Amazon replace it for you.
Godly
Worst and the most shameless kind of animals on the Planet: Package thieves.
I mean, they're not even close to _the worst_ kind of people....but they are scum.
Taking a photo and then stealing the package 📦
Only in the west. Here amazon and newegg doesnt just leave it at your front door. If you arent available, you have to get it at nearest outlet or reschedule the delivery. No porch pirates problem🤣
The lesson here is that if you have old shit you can't get rid of because it's too big for the bin, or it's used engine oil or stuff you're not allowed to throw away.... put it in a box and leave it on your doorstep.
@@ArcanePath360 brilliant idea 💡 👏 👌 👍 😀
In my country if you are not home they just return the packages to post office and leave a paper slip in the mail box so you can pick it up yourself whenever you want.
Post office does, but not Amazon and UPS
This used to be normal in the US maybe 10-15 years ago but now there are far too many packages and most people don’t want to go to the post office or UPS distribution warehouse. For high-dollar packages they will still do this.
The same in my country, only that the delivery person never actually checks if you are home, they just dump all the packages in the post office and four days later you get a 'reminder' slip in the mail.
Tack Postnord.
@@Lazy_Prophet All deliveries in Norway should go to "post office" as the seller and delivery is responsible for the package until buyer receives it in hand. (When none is home..) Some has started to take the chance by leaving the package.
On instant karma rankings, the guy getting stuck in the snow is up there with the girl who broke her ankle running away
no, he is up there with the girl abandoned by boyfriend
"Want me to get you a shovel?" at someone who just tried to steal your stuff. Most Canadian thing ever. I love it.
Im kinda hoping somebody stole his car after he got arrested.
Sarcasm at it’s finest 😅
I was hoping he was going to put the shovel through his windscreen.
To the back of the head is what he was thinking.
I believe that was more sarcastic than Canadian at that very momwnt 😂
"Her boyfriend thinks he's in the italian job"😂
That was a good flick but they only stole from rich rich idiots not from Regular People
That would be her ex boyfriend 😂
@@JustinBieber4evah 😸, you can't fault him though, at least he made sure they both weren't caught up in the basement, 😉😝
Serves her fucking right. I hope she got a little road rash from that.
And that is how they broke up..
Official petition to change “Porch Pirates” to “Package Rats”. They deserve a more appropriate title. Like to sign.
Yeah, porch pirates sounds too jolly and adventurous.
Package/Cargo Cunts also works for me.
Thats an insult to rats bud
@@ThothFrog Yeah nah also rats don't steal anything.. unless you talkin'bout those strippy taily ringy tailed things called raccoons.
u aware that pirates weren't the jolly bunch u know from johnny depp movies, right?
how about privacy molesters?
This is so weird. Porch piracy is not even a thing in my mother country. Delivery companies ask for your phone number and tell you when exactly your package would arrive. If you're not home, they don't deliver it and schedule it again for another time (or just tell you to pick it up from the warehouse). In some cases, they'd leave it with your neighbor and just tell you where it is. When they do deliver it, they usually require a signature from the recipient and/or a photo as proof that it was delivered. Simple as.
Same dude. The circumstances are so stupid and in favor to thieves
these are probably countries that have the frequency very very high that they don't have time to do that. my country is not, they always at least "entrust" the package to a neighbor, a dorm mate, or a family member. if there are nobody at the location, they will come back for a second time the next day.
We got collection lockers and stores over here can sign up to be a collection point for the courier so customers can self collect if they choose it
@@bmo3778 That should be incentive to make sure deliveries are safe. Not fuck customers over by literally leaving packages in the street where anyone can just grab them.
Even food deliveries do better than these guys. And that too is very very common, even long before online shopping.
I think the real reason is just profit. They cut costs and make more deliveries per van if they simply remove all the mechanisms for package safety. Now the paradoxical thing is: why do customers just accept it as if it were normal?
Its a 3rd world country called the usa mate. They dont have walls for their homes and have rigged elections. Shame.
That guy caught in snow is the most Canadian thing ever. Also the “You want a shovel?” Is amazing
Depends where he will put the shovel. I would chose the back of the head. Repeatedly.
Yeah, I don't think it could have possibly been more Canadian than that.
The shovel would give great high-fives to the face!
im guessing the shovel would be around his ear
Can you break a car window with a shovel? I don't know, but it would be nice to find out.
Dog walks into frame: “A detective is now on scene” lol
Laziest dog ever. Oh, a thief? You handle it!
He was chasing that cat, who didn't give a crap at all.
@@johan.ohgren yep, Ozzy got it right, lol,
"I'm with UPS. I'm with UPS." Christ on a stick, LOL.
Would have been funny if the homeowner would have replied with "You're with UPS? Well I'm with Smith and Wesson and I'd like for you to take a seat to wait for the cops."
And how he seemed to put his hands together for a kind of prayer gesture...
"I'm with UPS! Why do people always mistake me for a thief? It's so frustrating! I'M WITH UPS!"
The one where the lady ran the wrong way was a comedy bit all on it's own, then there's you with your hilarious comments taking it to the next level. Never stop!
I often leave packages on my front door full of cat shit, none get taken anymore.
You're a genius
Oh yes! Cat turds are the rankest of the rank 🐱 💩
Meantime where are you storing all this cat shit? 🤔
@@MrStredders anyone who ever had a cat knows they produce it in large quantities. No necessity to store it. It is just in time delivery.
You should put it on a glove that springs up to the openers face.
“I got a special place for you in my basement” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love how the kid in the background just stands there and watches this happen lol
Kind of an old well...
Porch piracy ends the day we get the following headline
*PORCH PIRATE HELD AND TORTURED FOR TWO-WEEKS BY ANGRY HOME SHOPPER*
_Police don't file charges due to lack of evidence._
Yup. Enjoy your buttfull, little lady..
"I'm from UPS...just making sure you're not home" love that part.
I've never been able to understand the mentality of people who think they are more deserving of these packages than the people who paid for them and are waiting for them.
Meanwhile in japan, people leave their macbooks on a table in a public restaurant and the next day, it's still there.
Not a busy restaurant XD Nah that's nice that there are some places that have decent people still. G'day Mate
I used to experiment when I lived there... would always put my phone and wallet at the farthest edge of the table I sat at.
Oh yeah, it rocks here!
America used to be decent like this, even 20 years ago.
else they'd be cursed...
God I wanna catch someone doing this so bad. When I retire I’m just going to set thief traps all day.
Sounds like a plan man
Bait Mail - Coming to a tik tok near you. July, 2025.
Lol you’re gonna end up catching your grannie in a snare trap by mistake 😧
Mark rober
That would be the perfect retirement job 👍
The best one I’ve seen was the lowlife thief breaking her ankle trying to run off with a package. Lol
This one: czcams.com/video/JCqtHpmwwnU/video.html
It's one of my favs lol
"Back to his Secret Lair of Random Crap!" 🤣 Thanks for that.
Meanwhile here in Germany we take the packages of people down the road or neighbors and provide a comfy home for them until their real owners arrive to take them. Never had a single incident like this. But watching this makes it seem that whole package thieving is actually quite a thing over there. Jeez!
Yeah why do they leave them on the porch lol
I live in a very small village in rural Wales, and this sort of thing is happening more and more here. It makes my fucking blood boil.
There is good people and shitty people everywhere. Stop projecting your nationalism.
I live in Germany and my scummy neighbors used to fish birthday cards with money in them out of our mail box. Later they quickly had to leave their apartment “for some reason”. 😉
@@elguero9279 ...nationalism? really? I agree there are good and shitty people everywhere. But stating a fact is hardly nationalism.
Also i'm pretty sure, package delivery in germany is not allowed to just put them down in front of the door. You either are home, a neighbour can accept it or you have to pick it up yourself at the nearest package station. Circumstances are simply different.
Ah the dude stuck on the snow getting caught by the cops was satisfying, I was mentally yelling ‘WE GOT ONE’ like ghostbusters.
🤣🤣🤣 Amazing. Perfect reference!
No shots fired. Almost like the media lies about cops.
@@Not_A_Cat Well here in Canada we behave a little better than our angry neighbours to the south.
@@craiggagnon8407 callise de tabernac, what's with the passive-aggresive nonsense at the drop of a hat? Nobody's hating on you and still you're a little fast on the 0-60, hombre. Serenity will come today, unless you pop a clot.
I remember the story about a dude in American South, who would keep packages as bait on his porch, so that he can legally use his gun.
God I hope he got a few, Baiting criminals is awesome, you get all the pleasure of assault without worrying for their innocence, hope he went for the spine to, nothing better than making them paraplegic to keep the fuckers still, death is just to easy
@@cosmicanomaly3416 I don't know about the rest of the south...but that won't fly in Georgia. The law in Georgia states (O.C.G.A. 16-3-21(a)) “A person is justified in threatening or using force against another when and to the extent that he or she reasonably believes that such threat or force is necessary to defend himself or herself or a third person against such other’s imminent use of unlawful force; however…a person is justified in using force which is intended or likely to cause death or great bodily harm only if he or she reasonably believes that such force is necessary to prevent death or great bodily injury to himself or herself or a third person or to prevent the commission of a forcible felony.” Stealing something from a porch is not a forcible felony. A forcible felony involves threats of physical force or violence.
You can only use deadly force if *entry* is made in a “violent and tumultuous manner” and you “reasonably believe" that the entry is for the purpose of assaulting or offering personal violence to any person in your home.” Also, you can use the force against someone who a non household resident who has forcibly entered and you had reason to believe there was a forcible entry *or* you reasonably believed that the person who is coming into your house is going to commit a felony AND the force is necessary to prevent the felony. Stealing from your front porch is not entering your house, forcibly or otherwise.
You can defend yourself and your property with as much force as is necessary to defend yourself and your property, but no more. You cannot take revenge or exact justice on the wrongdoer. It is not your job to punish the thief: that is the job of law enforcement. It is against the law for you to exert more force than is necessary. You can grab the package back from the package thief, you can shove him away from your package, but you cannot shoot a gun at him. When you do, you have raised the stakes and you become the aggressor according to the law.
Again...can't speak for other states in the south but that how Georgia do.
Everyone in the south has a gun.. don't fuck around and find out down there
@@walt1709 Yep, and the person with a gun gets to make up the story.
"...My husband and I gonna have fun with you", I wish the basement scene was extended 🤣
The dislikes are from porch pirates.
I think some people interpret the dislike button to mean "these people suck".
@@hollandscottthomas nah they're porch pirates and probably other forms of bad people who would have been porch pirates.
The dislikes are from people wishing those crooks could have all been caught.
@hollandscottthomas if that's what they think after all the years CZcams has been around they're pretty stupid.
@@1dannyboyz well said
"A Detective finally arrives in the scene" 😂😂
the one that got caught in the stripper boots, dumped out of her boyfriends' car, was not only priceless, but surprising she didn't have MORE BRUISES when the cops showed up.
3:58
Homeowner: I get you a shovel.
Thief: To bash my head?
It's a different kind of happiness everytime Ozzy man says 'WANKERS'
Yeah lol
And Sheila 😂
@@hiphophrc that's a classic
Yeah naw yeah naw
Let's be honest every one of his Ozzymanisms give people warm fuzzies.
@@davidmurphy1207 damn right dude yeah na yeah you absolutely right
Correction: The amazon consumer *will waterboard* the porch pirate inside
I can think of better things :) :) MuuuHahahahhaha!
@@Trapster99 The pulp fiction scene?
No it has a well in the basement. They will hose them down telling them “it’s puts the lotion on the skin.”
The girl was a little bigger than I thought she'd be. Seemed so tiny at first.
Wheres the package lebowski??!
This system of leaving packages at front door is maybe a little bit broken. One of those things my european brain can't comprehend. Over here delivery guy must give the package to me personally, I sign and pay if needed and that's it. Works great.
“0:27 Like Slimy nocturnal reptilian Bastards” 😂😂😂😂
These people make me wanna yell like George from Seinfeld -
"We are living in a society. We are supposed to act in a civilized way."
yo where you at it sounds nice XD
@@ossinhanrahan2420 Its a good show man
SERENITY NOW!
Yeah, quote that while you bash their brains in
@@SqeakyToy That's gold Jerry... THAT'S GOLD.
If the stealing stuff doesn't convince you, the attempted getaways prove that thieves are lower life forms.
"A detective finally comes on scene" 🤣🤣🤣 I'm pissin myself 😁
During Christmas season the last few years I put a couple of cinder blocks in an Amazon box and left it on my porch. It got moved a few times but no one stole it.
Good to see the likes of Mark Rober glitter bombing porch pirates 🙏
Was wondering if he would do a shout-out to him :D
@@KazaarTV I actually thought he would too funnily enough.
He's too kind... I wanna put aluminium and iron oxide in there with a motion sensitive ignition.
What really surprised me about the 2nd glitter bomb he did, was that the package thieves, when busted, actually realised what was happening because they had seen the original video yet STILL stole parcels 📦
Don't forget the liquid ass fart spray😂😂
There’s this one video of a porch pirate in which she breaks her ankle while running away with the package. Can’t get enough of that thou.
Karma at its best that video
probably sued the homeowner.
Link?
@@cazgerald9471 only in America
@@josiahlutchman4913 in America they cant sue for that. There are places in Europe where having too loud of an alarm means burglars can sue you.
The guy who got arrested at the last, is the most satisfying part of the whole video...poor guy..
As someone from Europe, it's always very strange to see delivery just leaving the packages in front of the door. No wonder they get stolen...
YES! In my country if you're not at home, you get a paper so you can go to the closest post office and get your package... Or you reschedule a delivery or pickup.
Delivery drivers in the US didn't just leave packages prior to the early 2000s, but the huge numbers of online deliveries coupled with delivery contractors instead of permanent unionized delivery drivers has changed all that.
There's also the fear of getting shot by the homeowner here in the states that can be a healthy deterrent. I personally wouldn't shoot someone over a package or trespassing but there are many people with far looser definitions of the word "threat".
As a 3rd shifter, I just wish they would ring the doorbell once. Not a big ask. Our local postal guy has a bad habit of leaving fake status messages "of left in mailbox." The one package was 6 feet long, another was a large box 3x the size of our mailbox. Usually they show up at the door a day or two later but I always have to wonder if I need to pick up at the post office.
well it's a smart way of transforming every house into a surveilance station, and guess who's selling and delivering the cameras...
The 19 dislikes are obviously the porch pirates,,
@@orokito Yeah, some in my family honestly thought that is how likes & dislikes worked. To be fair I've know some people that weren't that old but just not internet savvy.
No - some of us clicked Dislike because there wasn't enough justice in this video. We saw one person get arrested and one porch pirate get dragged into the house as an homage to Pulp Fiction. But everyone else? No penalties. Heck there was even one video where the pirate's faces were pixelated! WHY? Shame these mo-fo's. We want justice! We want blood!
and the 29k likes are the ones who'll beat them to death with a shovel.
@@billt8504 thats not what this video is about lol
135 pirates now
2:17 me explaining to my mother I wasn’t doing it in the bathroom
You are totally, absolutely, out of this world funny. Thank you for being here and now! :)
The woman who got caught and dragged inside the house seems like an intro to some hardcore BDSM shit
Flashback to PULP FICTION...
Let’s hope they video recorded it
Get the jumper cables.
@@mr.robinson1982 ow🌚 karma overdose
Or a slasher movie!!
Delivery companies in the UK tend to work a bit different from this, if you are not in they either choose to leave it with a next door neighbour and leave your a little notification card to tell you which neighbour they left it with or they sent it back to the depot, again leaving you a notification card telling you to arrange a new delivery date or to pick the parcel up from the address written on the card.
Not scamazon.
No lately they just leave it at the door. Dont even ring the doorbell anymore !
Bugger that, if a postie left something with my neighbours, I'd have to demand they explain it. I don't want my gear left with meth heads and mentally deficient imbeciles.
Jesus I can’t remember the last time we had something delivered to our house! Aussie Post don’t even bother with parcels anymore you just get the little card then have to schlep all the way to the post office yourself to pick up your own shit.
do you know how much time that would take ensuring that someone is home? you'd deliever 60 packages a day..not 350
The one with the spinning tires had me dying 😂
Ozzyman just might be the best laugh on CZcams! ♥
🙋♂️
That one dude totally drove over his girlfriend's leg. Then he didn't turn around at all, I guess it's really all about The company You keep...
As the saying goes: no honor amongst thieves.
No need to turn around when he got the goods 😂
lol guess that's what happens when your too slow 🤣 he got the package so he was like OBJECTIVE COMPLETE and sped away to the drop site lol 🤣🤣🤣
In Sweden we never get packages delivered unless we are home, usually they just go to a nearby distribution center and you pick them up there. Otherwise the UPS guy needs to call you to make sure you are home and you sign the box and take it in.
I've seen a few comments like this and I'm starting to wonder if there's a bigger cultural difference than we realize. I work for UPS in America and I deliver about 200ish stops every day and that usually takes me between 9-11 hours and it's like that for every driver. We could not physically deliver all of our stops if we had to wait to recieve a signature or *especially* call 200 people.
I think people in the USA order a LOT more packages than other countries because there's a lot of houses that get something every single day or even multiple packages every day. In fact, there's regulars on my route that I'll be shocked when they don't recieve something for the day
@@ShellShock794 seems like youre overworked. Population density isnt as high in eu. But yea orders everyday thats not a thing here dont think
@@ShellShock794 I know my regular UPS driver's name and his wife's name (FEDEX) They have three kids in school. I do 90% of my shopping online, that includes groceries. Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms I go get. Not even joking.
Same here in Philippines.
Here in Germ... ah damn, I am not allowed to mention my country because then it's instant nationalism. Even if mentioning the living location is just part of the logical discourse. YOu're all nationalists!! lol
🤣🤣 the last guy stuck in snow the whole time
0:52 Awww man, that was beeeeautiful! 😂
Rumour has it that that Sheila is still in the couple’s basement.
@@brewdin62 UwU
Good
She only had to rub the lotion on her skin for a couple weeks before she was ready to harvest.
Off subject...taking a picture of the inside of your fridge before you go to the store will save you all kinds of hassle.
I thought humans were intelligent. Plan your meals for the whole week and you know exactly how much and what you need to buy.
Faith in humanity is getting lower and lower.
Lol you beauty !
@@Peekeey You thought humans were intelligent? Compared to what, d***head? Are you an alien or something, elevated above and beyond all of us? Jog on pal
that is brilliant! 😂👍🏼🤙🏻
Cool story......
Need me to grab you a shovel? **Calmly sips tea** 🤣☠️
That dog arriving at the crime scene at 1:05 be like “Ahoy! What do we have here? What did I miss? Oh a porch pirate? Hit him! Hit him😂
This is just weird to me, in the UK they knock on your door and if you aren't home they deliver it to your neighbour and put a note through the door telling you which neighbour has your parcel.... Why TF do they just leave it on the door step??
I'm disabled with chronic illness, so I'm bedridden a lot of the time, or just feeling awful. I used to put notes out every day, depending on how I was feeling, whether to leave a parcel in my parcel box, but the Royal Mail postie suggested that to save me the hassle, I could just put up a permanent sign on the front door, telling them to just leave ALL packages in the parcel box, and so that is what they do, barring the odd person, that will knock on the door. It's a good set up, and works very well. In the main, they don't bother to leave a card, with this method. The only thing I don't like, is that, with the Amazon deliveries, they put it down as "left parcel with customer", which is obviously not right. If a parcel dissappears one day, I won't have any proof that it wasn't given to me! I did phone Amazon about this, but they did nothing about it. I think it's probably a technical glitch.
For going that extra mile for me ( I get virtually everything via the post), I leave chocolates out for the posties at Christmas, although not last Christmas, due to Covid.
In finland they knock on door and if not home they take it to nearest kiosk or small store where packages can be picked later
So they can sell ring, nest, and so on. It’s always about money.
Same in Spain. It is just crazy to leave a package like that, it would be almost illegal for the delivery guy to do that
Ahem, i live in the uk as well and have had a lot of parcels left outside. Since covid it has become more frequent, but it has always happened.
As for signed parcels, i havent signed for one for over a year...
What happens if a signed for parcel goes missing? Whoever it come from will say it was signed for and so had been delivered. You would have to take a case up with the delivery company more and good luck with that!
Btw, they leave it on the doorstep because some of them dont get paid for undelivered packages.
Whole system is messed up
I combat porch piracy on all my paper routes by knocking on my customers doors and letting them know they have a parcel to take inside. If they're not home I try to hide their package where thieves won't see it, but my customers will find it no problem.
We need more citizens like you.
Not all heros wear capes
Standing ovation, thank you on behalf of all the people you deliver to!
I'm surprised your employer lets you take so much time delivering things.
@@k-leb4671 They're newspaper routes. I have all day to get them done before the deadline. So my boss has no problem with it.
This is why you deliver to the back door or work out a location with the home owner. 16yrs as a Contractor for Canada Post, zero stolen items on my record.
Some get instant karma... others are just like my stalker, never gets caught
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Lmao
@@01iverQueen
After a day, we just toss it away. You don't give it a second look unless you're a thief. All it takes is for the thief/thieves open a box in their living room, and the thefts stop...
"I'm with UPS" says the guy without possibly the most recognizable and noticeable uniform ever.
😂😂😂 Right
best one I ever saw was a woman stealing a package and breaking her ankle as she (tried) to run off. 🤣🤣🤣
"It's a big yeah naw" hahahahahaha. That's gold
I’m going to order a “Yeah Nah” shirt so my local porch pirate can have some sweet OzzyMan gear too
I can’t believe that guy left his girlfriend/wife behind to take responsibility lmao!!!
just show the level of their IQ, 1. leaving your SO in trouble, 2. not realizing she will still lead the authorities to him after being left behind.
You cant believe?! Bro, its a couple that steals packages... Moral compass is 404 error.
He exchanged her for the parcel.
Ya well what else are girlfriends good for these days?
I think he planned it from the start, to get rid of her.
But lesson learnt, next time she wont throw the parcel in the car first, problem solved!
I don't understand why this is even a thing...
in my country, the packages delivered by the post office are left on the post office, you get a small paper to your mailbox to go pick it up.
The packages delivered by delivery companies (couriers) are delivered to you against a signature - they call you / send an email upfront to notify you will get a package tomorrow; so you can either be home (or arrange someone to be there, or tell your neighbour to get it for you...) or you can schedule a different delivery date.
Also, when it is a thing that I ordered myself (i.e. it's not something that somebody sends me without my prior knowledge), I (and most people I know) fill the delivery address to be in my office, not my home, where I am usually not...
@0:44 They stroll up in a caddy and try to make off with the goods..priceless
Canadians: even when you are gettin robbed YOU NEED TO BE NICE.
I would have given him a shovel as well, but not for him to use.
@@harrysweeten9417 me too buddy
until he finds out his shovel was stolen too
In my part of Canada,we prefer to shoot, shovel and shut up.
@@GrizzAxxemann that s EXACLLY what that guy deserves it.
"Slimy nocturnal reptilian bastard" - I'm caught up in Euphoria of sangfroid
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm a smoker.
Sometimes, I sit outside smoking, late at night, in the dark...
I've caught a few burglars over the years, who never saw me in the shadows...
...they all drink their meals through a straw now. 👌
Bahahaha. The guy's car stuck in the snow hahaha. I remember seeing that on the local news here in Ottawa, 🇨🇦 Canada! Hahaha hahahah
Mark Rober has the PERFECT antidote for Problem creators like this: Glitter traps with Fart sprays😂😂
It’s not quite a perfect problem, since glitter can be cleaned up with a vacuum cleaner, and he doesn’t partner with the cops to create bait boxes to catch these twats. If the traps flung sloppy cat shit or powerful, powdered dye, that would teach these idiots a lesson.
@@evilsharkey8954 In his most recent video he has police partnering to get scammers.
@@evilsharkey8954 bear trap hidden in the porch would have lasting effect.
Almost perfect. Replace the glitter with shrapnel and it's perfect.
You're calling it the perfect antidote, when in reality it doesn't make the problem go away at all. It just gives you a few laughs... until your real package gets stolen.
The perfect antidote is to stop being dumb enough to leave things out for the taking. Which is what we do in europe. We don't have this problem at all.
Imagine the satisfaction of opening the door on one of them while wearing a hockey mask
And whacking them in the ass with a hockey stick!
While holding a machete...
🤣
@@danbaumann8273 personally I'm more of an axe guy 😂
@@Indy-qm4ev hefty meat cleaver... 👿
Hard swing with a Brooklyn Crusher to the calf muscle does the job while keeping you out of jail for manslaughter!
I live in Iceland. I have never in my life seen packages delivered by dropping them on porches...
Either it doesn't fit and the mail driver leaves a note for pickup at the post office in the mailbox, or i remember to have it sent to my PO box, which is just a self-service type thing open 24/7.
The amazon consumer:” shhhhh don’t fight it, don’t fight it” 😂🤣
What really pissing me off most of those idiots had nice cars and stealing from a regular person
How'd you think they can afford them
@@SmegulonPrime you're probably right stealing packages and selling them to make their car payment
For real, shiny new SUV's seem to be the chariot of choice
@@MarkChance well Charlie they can hold a lot of packages I guess
How do you think they got nice cars?
2:04 She almost looks mad. Like she has the nerve to be mad that someone would dare to have a camera to deter thieves.
The kind of people that are willing to steal other people's shit aren't exactly the types to take responsibility for their shitty behavior so......not even a little surprising.
If you watch the footage from Mark Rober’s glitter bomb traps, you’ll see that a lot of them are angry that they get glitter bombed, as if *their* rights were infringed on. They’re entitled pieces of shit!
Just stumbled onto your channel a couple days ago and have been binging out ever since. Love your work. Great stuff.
Man, the one when the guy gets stuck is fkn perfect. Karma at its best :D
Plot twist:
The package the stuck Toyota guy wanted to steal contained snow chains
Bigger plot twist, it was a shovel. That's why the actual owner of the package kept asking him if he wanted a shovel since he tried stealing one and looked like he needed it
The Amazon delivery was on another level
Maybe she realized that she's on the wrong address or something, Almost all homes in the US have doorbell cameras, drivers know that so that would be extra stupid
missed the best video of the lady snapping her leg trying to run away with a package
I am baffled by the fact this happens. But also think it is weird the packages are just put in front of the door.
In my country, they try a neighbour first, then a depot or they take it back. Either way, they leave you a message they were there and where your parcel is.
Does anyone else out there think Ozzy should continue on with the plot of the Amazon consumer and her husband having basement fun with that pirate Sheila ?
Sounds like the start of a porno lmao
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WTF. Just call the cops. I would Stay away from your basement.
Completely random fact:
Fredric Baur invented the Pringles can. When he passed away in 2008, his ashes were buried in one.
I hope it wasn't the spicy flavored ones lol
you said that one before
"I think Pringles original plan was to make tennis balls. Then the day the rubber was supposed to show up, potatoes were delivered instead. And Pringles is a laid back company, they were like "Fokk it, cut em up!"." -Mitch Hedberg
@@michaelr.m.3785 "fredric's special"😂
@@michaelr.m.3785 We are like Pringle flavor artists now.....we just wait for the payments now lol
The Black thief stuck on the snow was so funny.
I have a very nice solution to package thieves. Randomly put some packages in front of houses (of course you have to talk to the house owners) but the package has a homing beacon for a drone strike. If the owner reports that it got stolen, just press the big red button. That'll definitely make people think twice before stealing packages.
As a great man once said: "I'd be fine with these people being replaced by Robots".
I don't understand America and leaving a package outside. If the courier didn't hand it to me, it wasn't delivered.
Obviously it's not just America.
The delivery guys are NOT ALLOWED to leave packages on the doorsteps in here (Ireland). They must get signature that they have delivered on the correct address. If you are not home you can arrange an other delivery time or pick it up from the nearest post office if you advise the delivery guy to drop it in there. Or you can give specific delivery instructions to leave it in the shed or to the neighbour or....anything really. But they are not allowed to leave it anywhere where it can be stolen. If it is stolen, because of faulty delivery, the company loses money, not you. Good needs to be delivered TO YOU!
"You want me to get you a shove?"🤣😂
You forgot the one where the woman slips on the wet grass and snaps her leg, then boyfriend picks her up and chucks her in the car and goes back for the packages she dropped.
"I get you a shovel!"
...in your face.
Your channel is absolutely hilarious, thankyou for being naturally funny and making my day better....
4:10 the smoke is coming from the transmission he just destroyed. Reminder friends, if you get stuck in the snow don’t overwork your car, it’s the cause of many car fires.
-Canadian firefighter
Still good. It's a Toyota
Wat? Snow melting on the exhaust is too obvious for you?
No, snow on exhaust. Hard to overwork a freewheeling vehicle, there's no work being done.