Ozzy Man Reviews: Tree Lopping
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- čas přidán 11. 02. 2021
- Here's me commentary on tree lopping. Oi, be safe when ya gardening out there okay!? Check out me cheeky MERCH store: www.ozzymanshop.com aaaaand have a mint day ya legends!
Source Videos:
1. Tree on House (Jukin) www.jukinmedia.com/licensing/...
2. Tree on Ute (Jukin): www.jukinmedia.com/licensing/...
3. Tree on Truck (Jukin): www.jukinmedia.com/licensing/...
4. Dad (jukin): www.jukinmedia.com/licensing/...
5. Bear Surprise
fb.watch/3sC4zDY7WY/ and @slim_brady_28
6. Choppy Spinny (Jukin): www.jukinmedia.com/licensing/...
7. Riding Palm Tree (Viral Hog): • Arborist Rides Palm Tr...
8. Tree on fire (Viral Hog): • Fire Races Toward Arbo...
9. House Lopping: bit.ly/39PIcCZ
10. Sling Shot King www.tiktok.com/@slingshotking...
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Boi Oi Oing Man.
Not the hero we deserved, but the hero we needed.
I think I will create an d&d character an name him that... 😅
Strength base build with low wisdom I think.
Maybe barbarian that got his name as title after he was sick of people arguing how to cut this tree and simply went up to do it.
If you want to see something almost funny check out my stupid comedy videos. Give me a chance to make it 😀🙌
🤣🤣🤣
I have boi oi oinged before. When I was a tree climber, taking the top out of big pines would throw you around good. Important to put your saw on the belt loop after shutting it off before the first boing though
I loved doing that but I've never been that wide of a swing..this made my hands sweat 😯
"Oi!" says the bear
honestly you could read books to children
I think he may already have narrated a book. For children I dont know?
For children? I honestly doubt so :D But I would buy audiobooks narrated by him :-)
Oi !! what the f uck Man says the bear
Bro can I get your autograph you are my favorite plane
He pretty much is already.
Boyoyiing Man is truly a superhero. He hugged that tree and swayed it around to console it. The tree had just lost it's head.
"I don't want to deal with insurance, that's unbearable"
That's gold.
So good
used the word unbearable
I don't think dad was tired. He just finished...
cutting the tree, not that you dirty minds..
@@greatonco7990 lmao😂
bit early tbh
Much like the guy up that palm tree except for not lighting up after he finished off.
@alfred lauridsen yeah he's using his tools alright
Ah yes, let me attach my winch to the most secure part of my house, the half millimeter thick sheet metal drain pipe that's fixed to the end of a thin plank of wood with a couple screws.
Some people should have to submit a work plan before being given a tool. NOPE ! Denied!
Lol!
I know!! That one really had me shaking my head at the stupidity.
Right? What an idiot.. The levels of pure stupidity in modern day humanity are like a rampant plague with no end in sight.. Lord help us
You mean a downspout is not load bearing?
"Mom, where is dad ?"
"See that headless, swinging tree, yeah he is up there."
Hahah
I wonder how they got him down
@@MadhuraMohan They lit the tree on fire
the dude whose tree caught on fire, that's a horror movie!
I was grimacing waiting for his safety harness rope to break from the fire and him plummet backwards off that burning tree.
A bit short to be a movie
@@lucyfyrearchoftwilight9282, worked as a tree-feller for few years. Those 'ropes' are a cotton/synthetic outer layer over woven steel so he was safe. Also, ferns catch fire quickly but often go out just as fast because what is burning is the hairy covering over the harder bark which takes more energy to ignite. He was much safer than it looks and judging by his reaction, it wasn't the first time he'd experienced that.
@@Loccyster yeah fuck palm trees 😩 got a monster one in my backyard that landlord refuses to do anything about and we hate it
@@Loccyster Ahh. Seeing the initial fire I was like "OH SHIT! oh, he got it." then seeing it coming straight back up was scary as hell. It's good to know it was just quick burning hairs, I kinda thought gasoline was leaking lol
On today's episode of slingshot masters...that guy is a freaking legend.
Agree!! Anyone got a link to him ?
@@cloudsculptor1 source links are in the post description ;)
@@ozzymanreviews Legend
Definitely...at least it wasn't one of the Asian guy supposedly killing doves from fucking 300 yards away...
@@420RyanBruce 😡maybe we can get a video of this guy hitting the Asian from 300 yards 🤙🏻
Slingshot man is underrated. Those tree branches exploded like they were in a Michael Bay movie
funny asf
or like a Quentin Tarantino film
I'ma get me one 👍😹🚬
Very refined pun sir 🎩
@@Gothichippie420 he's a "Master Bay-er".
😜🚬
2:54 "this bloke's very calm"
we just can't see his face or hear his screams,
and we fortunately cannot see his ruined underwear
@@busybee6889 Just be glad nobody has perfected Smell-o-Vision yet.
"Choppy, choppy, choppy choppy, spinny, choppy, choppy, choppy, choppy"
It's like a Ozzy mantra
I'm going to chant to this next time I meditate.
It's nice to see Ozzy branching out with his topics.
Not bad.
I only just twigged to that.
@@Markus_Andrew That was a good one. From now on I'll leaf the puns to you.
@@deckard3755 alright that's enough leaf it out mate
@@deckard3755
Wood rather you not. You’re the only one that is cut out for the job here.
How do trees go online?
They log in.
Nice one.😁
If you want to see something almost funny check out my stupid comedy videos. Give me a chance to make it 😀🙌🙌
Haha I see what u did there
Very sappy joke, I'm going to report you to the branch manager.
@@alfinpogform4774 You're going out on a limb there mate, putting all your nuts in the branch manager's basket.
He's too busy pining for the fjords.
This thread is now about parrots.
Bo oing oing Man, Choppy Chop Man and Slingshot Fellow are like damn Tree Loping Avengers.
Dear Ozzy, as an American arborist, I appreciate you spending the time to show people why they should hire a professional 😅 everyone thinks they can cut down a tree until it falls on their house/head.
I'd cut a small one myself but not some of these huge fat ones right next to my house, that's asking for trouble. 😂
... or barber chairs and kicks them into the next state, or the base explodes, or the tree snaps in half and then falls, or ...
As a roofer I fully encourage this kind of behavior :D
As an electrician I support this message
You do realize that several of the people in this video were "professionals" right?
"This is some Wylie Coyote misfire shite..."
I seriously was thinking the same thing. All that it needed was the chainsaw to be from Acme.
*CATAPULT misfire.
Or an anvil
:42 here's your stupid acme chainsaw guy, just let's go of a running chainsaw to jump under a falling tree! ☠
“This happens when you play with a furry, unmaintained bush.”
There's your answer: always moisten it first or things go badly...
@The Most Secure Election in History this man is livin the dangerous part at it's best, he's not afraid of fires in the bush or snakes coming out of it, he's the bush bear grylls, ladies and gentlemen
Oi
It can sometimes just light up, cause of friction
You my man are a legend for this
Boing Guy's situation was genuinely terrifying. 😨
I needed a good laugh. The fire coming back up the tree gave it to me.
That flaming bushy tree guy is calm AF
Sometime, you really need to clam down to survive.
This is fine
Probably happened to him before
Collected enough to realise that having a panic attack at that height would not be beneficial to his situation in any way.
obviously years of experience with a bushy stump 🤣🤣🤣
I was about to say "you still have fire at the base of your tree" before the inevitable happend
Don't know if he's super cool, or frozen scared
Never seen a more appropriate case of "out of the frying pan and into the fire"
It's not common knowledge that trees are flammable.
So why didn’t you?!! You could’ve saved him
@@qwertyferix They just don't teach that kinda thing in schools anymore
Anyone else besides me going to just randomly burst out laughing to "Choppy choppy choppy spin choppy choppy choppy"?
I lost it when said boy yoi yoing man... I just can't 😂
Legends says boing man is still stuck and having a nap on that tree.
What an original comment
If you want to see something almost funny check out my stupid comedy videos. Give me a chance to make it 😀🙌🙌
A blessed day to you.
I also heard the bear moved in with him
Omg how didn't that tree snap 😳
2:16 it’s the weight of BOI-OI-OING Man’s huge balls that keep the tree trunk swinging in perpetual motion
Solution: he'll have to chainsaw his own bollocks off if he ever wants to get down.
That or the massive shit he dropped in he's drawers
He reminded of that spider from Bobs Burgers
I remember when that happened
It was in redlands
Na, the weight is compensated by his brain I guess
Slingshot guy needs his own YT channel. That guy is a legend.
“Sword of the morning of festive shrubbery”
Friggin GOLD Oz. Just GOLD.
That slingshot guy was accurate.
That was some most impressive accuracy!
😹Saw this before finishing the video and I thought you were referring to to boioioing man🤣
I had mistaken that for an ugly ostrich with a skinny neck, not joking one bit.
with several try i guess. but sure that is some accuracy!
It was Nick Dundee
Boyoyoyiiing
Boyoyoying man isnt the hero we deserve hes the hero we... have
Hahaha
Chapy chapy chapy
Boioioing
Beavis and Butthead approve!
2:28 Had my eyes open wide worried for the dude for a second.
And the slingshot guy was beyond impressive.
Ozzy Man, you make my day, whenever I need a laugh I come to your channel. Cheers me up, your commentary is unmatched.
Same here
The bear is like “you’ll be hearing from that lizard from Geico real soon mate.”
Or his TV lawyer. He's gonna get 7 on his side!
Holy shit balls, I think I'd crap myself if I was the dude in the palm tree that caught fire... awesome video as always! 🌴🌲🌳
That fire went up so much faster than I expected.
Yeah wow.
And he's held up with ropes. I'm sure they're tested and sturdy professional gear in general...
But long are they gonna hold with fire...
@@Shazar789 kinda want to see the video until the end
This is my profession and we have nerves of steel to do this stuff, but fire?? Hell nah I havnt trained for that
@@jackmartin2236 catching your tree on fire while cutting it is a first for me. Usually its bees or sugar gliders you gotta deal with. Lol
0:53 And that’s how the wild vegans mate during the spring
This was actually another episode of “Destination F: A Tree’s Revenge”
Nothing more satisfying than seeing nature fight back.
Ik
If you want to see something almost funny check out my stupid comedy videos. Give me a chance to make it 😀🙌🙌
Is it nature fighting back or stupidity on show? 😂
@@StupiderWithAB A friendly tip: replying with this on multiple comments is not going to work mate.
In fact, it's going to have the opposite effect to what you intended.
I came for the physics
Can we just appreciate how professional the man in 2:27 is
He was literally focused and knows what to do in what looks like a torture scene from a horror movie
I love that he he refuses to drop the flaming chainsaw. Even when the tree is burning he hooks the chainsaw to his harness before staring down. A total pro
*starting down
Lol, yeah he acts like it happens every time
Dude suffered some very serious burns from that event... he's lucky to have walked away.
@@wordzmyth i think he was planning on stoping after chainsaw caught fire. So he clipped chainsaw in place to climb down but fire came back for round 2.
After watching this video i realised my dad was a boioioioi man back in the days.
He was a flavour flav fan?
Yeaaaaaaaj boiiiii
Don't know which palm tree video was scarier...being stuck at the top of a giant door-stop or being at the top of a tree that just got engulfed in flames.
Engulfed in flames, there’s nowhere to go with that one
@@torakunoichi I don't know man. That tree could have flung him off or he could have accidentally cut himself with his chainsaw and fallen. The burning tree looks terrifying but there was still plenty of time to get down the tree, and once he took off his gear he would have been fine. He's not going to be set ablaze
@@torakunoichi But theres literally no way for the boyoyo man to climb down. The fall looks more dangerous aswell.
I can't believe that guy put a come along on his down spout!
@@scrappydoo3886 That's not a ratchet lol
@@alphiedane
It’s a Cum Along.... lol 😂 Glad I found you in the comments
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Come-along
same thing kinda
@@YommyRawr not really, the ratchet is a component in the come along.
@@chrisdelagarza8048 very nice! Don't tell Jodie that 🤣
Ah yes, the household downspout... Well-known for their incredible strength. Surprised that one failed!
Clearly it was improperly installed to begin with. The mounting screws should have gone all the way through to the other side of the house, then there would have been no problem.
"BOI-OI-OING-MAN"
WAS HILAAARIOUS..!!
🤦😂😂😂😭🤦🤷🤷
That guy on the tree with fire is really calm...
Golden Rules for chopping down trees handed down from my Grandpa:
1. Always have a wingman below in case help is needed.
2. Never use power tools if the tree is dead and dry or if it is too sappy.
3. Always chop tall trees in segments from top to bottom.
And finally and most importantly...
4. Pay someone else to deal with the trouble whenever possible.
Too bad he's no longer around, he would have loved this video confirmation of his rules.
Your grandpa was a wise man. Many people could avoid trouble would they listen to these rules.
As one of the people called and paid to cut trees. The dead/dry thing was a concern in the past with old engines, the fuel and oil mixes used. Also in the days of manual bar oilers, where you forgetting a pump or two could mean a welded chain.
The modern concerns come from consumer level saws and end users. Inadequate spark arrestors, bad chain and bar metallurgy. Chain dulls easily, bar gets warped easily. Both add to the friction generation.
Can happen to anyone if the wood is dirty with rocks and the like. But the professional can throw on a new chain without much delay or financial worry. I've seen how far a homeowner will go with a full chain, instead of spending fifty bucks on a good chain. Or even ten minutes with a round file.
Yo that one guy tried to “catch” the tree to protect the truck.... the truck clearly saved his life though 🤯
1:04
So, as the kid buggers off, the dad goes back to buggering the tree.
Did the humans learn nothing from Lord of The Rings?
DO NOT mess with the Ents!
Guess that first guy got a tree house
Love it
and a cute little brain
That’s why fully insured professionals exist.
Boiyoyoing and choppy choppy guys deserve more.
I used to do this, involved mainly with hydro/ municipal operations. You'd be amazed that when your power is out, and the powerline techs are on standby waiting for trees to get cleared, most of the guys doing the clearing are getting paid just a half-notch above what your 16yr kid at McDonalds is making.
If your lucky enough to know someone, maybe you'll land a UA position, but probably not. Nowadays you don't even need to have picked up a chainsaw, and you can get your UA cert. So you get inexperienced schlepps galore.
My final straw, I told buddy guy to NOT walk into the hydro lines with the rope, but naw. This past year all of the experienced guys left the field, now we are starting to see hydro workers leave as well, asked a few of them why, and was told "Because of the type of job it is, and who is being hired to watch your back."
Gonna be lots of good content comin for future vids I'd wager !
Ozzy man is my daily dose of anti depressants.
I was half expecting "Wiley" man to go catapulting in true cartoon physics style. I was so dissapointed when he didn't.
Jesus, what was that guy planning to do running under it like that?? He was well lucky the truck was there to catch it.
Tree was a bad tree and he is teaching her a lesson
"ah yes I shall catch the tree and save my car"
@alfred lauridsen Really going for that Darwin award
He was lucky that the tree didn't crush the cab of the truck so severely that he was turned into canned human.
0:42
Pykies!
Earning some coin for that "Perrywinkle blue caravan for his ma"
it's the 'spinny' during all the 'choppy choppy' that gets me. 😂😂😁😁
I feel the pain of the guy cutting down the Christmas tree. My wife thought it would be nice to (for her) that we go get a fresh Christmas tree. And of course the ground around the trees is wet and cold and of course I was “volunteered” to do the cutting while she stood by telling me how to do it.
Legends say boyoyoyng man is still on top of that tree
Trees in this video are like nah yeah nah nah imma fall this way
"ohhhhh s***......." Hilarious..... "this is some Wile E. Coyote s***"... LMAOOOO
Weird Dad: This is how you propagate Christmas Trees son.
That slingshot dude... holy mackerel that was epic.
The fire one was actually fascinating
Holy shit! This took my anxiety level to a higher level!
Luckily, all those trees grew back. What a re-leaf!
Suburbia - Where they chop all the trees down , then name the streets after them.
Megaton-yield Truth Bomb right here.
Love all the sound effects, mate!
"Choppy, choppy, choppy...!!!"
"Bwooooosh....!!!"
"BOING-OING-OING!!!!"
This one might be my favorite. I hope you’re alright Ozzy Man. Feel better soon.
2:55 he's bloody calm seeing as his foots on fire. No gloves too is a big ouch.
Ozzy man definitely a cure for depression through difficult times🤙
LMAO "The living embodiment of the word BOYING!"
You Legend.
0:48, the way he just tried to catch the tree
"Oy!" Says a bear.
That machete guy was something else!
my hands legit sweating from that palm tree swing footage.
I can say with absolute certainty that this most definitely the first time I’ve literally LOL to tree lopping 🤣🤣🤣 Ty Ozzy Man!!!
chopping a tree with cars on every side of it, gotta be professionals
I used to work for them lol.
@@forzaisspeed Glendale?? Me too mate, left them well behind. Absolutely pissed myself when I saw first the felling cut, and then the vehicle... 😂😂😂
That's what you get for paying peanuts and not giving a shit what state the crews are in. Joke
*Legend has it that the guy is still hanging on that damn tree*
"So tell me a little bit about yourself"
-Pine tree bae: "Well, not to brag but I was dubbed 'Sword of the Morning of Festive Shrubbery' so I'm kind of a big deal"
"Bae..."
_vomits profusely_
Petition to dub him Roger the Shrubber
I was mesmerised by him!
@@nordithen Roger the Shrubber, who arranges, designs, and sells shrubberies is obviously his ancestor
@@deltasupreme9139 Ni!
Everything is better when Ozzy man narrates the video.
wish I had more of the tree episodes. This was so good, laughing so much
Moral of the story: leave it to professionals, cutting a tree is not as easy as it sounds
It's at least a little bit easier than these tools make it look. But yes, a quality professional will do it quicker and safer.
I was just going to light the tree in my lawn on fire then when its a burnt crisp kick it down that couldnt possiable bite me in the ass but i do need someone to hold my beer
Actually cutting trees down is a simple task. It's the morons without a plan that make it look dangerous
@@motomedic72 Oh some of them have a plan - look at the first guy. Of course his plan has nothing to do with gravity, physics, or common sense.
After the flippy spinny shit, we got the choppy spinny shit. Ozzy Man never fails to deliver quality content
The bear one kind of makes me sad
Aaaah...the wonderful Christmas tradition of dad humping the tree. Brings back memories.
“Boi-oi-oiing!!!” 😂😂😂
Good lord, I had to fight Siri tooth and nail to get that typed...
The tree is actually dragging the dad into its lair, dragging him, into its lair
Hid cold, Christmasy lair.
Thanks Ozzy man.
Nothing better than tree lopping.
as a side note, my friend was hiking in Alaska and he fell off a cliff, being the knucklehead that he is, and got impaled on a tree and they had to cut it down to get him.
This channel is so hilarious. I love this Ozzy man reviews. Thank you.
“I am not a big fan of cutting down to many trees at the moment”
At the end of the day, we all want to be the BoiOiOing man
I would have fainted at that height. 😀
As a kid, I climbed to the top of a very tall and narrow TV antenna tower once that started doing that. It was the most terrifying experience ever. I was just holding on for dear life waiting for the tower to fold over, as each oscillation seemed to be worse than the last.
That was my job in the 80's.
Being on that swing palm tree almost looked kind of fun.
Bearly Bearable I couldn’t stop myself either. Love it!
after a shit day at work ,this was just what I needed, cheers Aussie man ;)
guess you can say they got their morning wood
the only difference is the wood goes down instead of up
😂😂
Just gets better and better your videos
The outro is heavenly always... Thanks, mate.
I felt bad for the bear 😔 he might be wondering why people destroy their habitat
So sad 😢
@@SailaSobriquet I know its sarcasm but think a bit. Its not just those trees. Its 2 in thousands (perhaps thousands in that same forest.).
If a bit of cement is missing from your house its no biggie, if 50 people decide to take a bit, you'll have no house.
@@SailaSobriquet Mate please. Deforestation happens. A lot, in fact. Either to make room for soy farms , palm oils farms or agriculture in general, as well as raising livestock for their products, deforestation happens. One of the reasons many animals are going extinct is because of loss of habitat due to human activities that don't care about maintaining a healthy natural environment. It was a funny video sure but that doesn't mean these things doesn't exist or when people point them out they are being over dramatic
Dont kill vibe dude...
@@SailaSobriquet Have you ever seen mass deforestation? Corporates clear acres of forest together, destroying natural habitat, displacing wild animals and disturbing the ecosystem.
1:34 lmfaooooooo
This one was above and beyond excellent for some reason 😂
love it when the trees win. natural justice