Ozzy Man Reviews: Tree Lopping

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  • čas přidán 11. 02. 2021
  • Here's me commentary on tree lopping. Oi, be safe when ya gardening out there okay!? Check out me cheeky MERCH store: www.ozzymanshop.com aaaaand have a mint day ya legends!
    Source Videos:
    1. Tree on House (Jukin) www.jukinmedia.com/licensing/...
    2. Tree on Ute (Jukin): www.jukinmedia.com/licensing/...
    3. Tree on Truck (Jukin): www.jukinmedia.com/licensing/...
    4. Dad (jukin): www.jukinmedia.com/licensing/...
    5. Bear Surprise
    fb.watch/3sC4zDY7WY/ and @slim_brady_28
    6. Choppy Spinny (Jukin): www.jukinmedia.com/licensing/...
    7. Riding Palm Tree (Viral Hog): • Arborist Rides Palm Tr...
    8. Tree on fire (Viral Hog): • Fire Races Toward Arbo...
    9. House Lopping: bit.ly/39PIcCZ
    10. Sling Shot King www.tiktok.com/@slingshotking...
    I'm on Tik Tok, Facebook and Telegram too ay.
    t.me/ozzymanofficial
    Music via Audio Network.
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  • @TwoRandomAuzzies
    @TwoRandomAuzzies Před 3 lety +1906

    Boi Oi Oing Man.
    Not the hero we deserved, but the hero we needed.

    • @blacksarlacc91
      @blacksarlacc91 Před 3 lety +12

      I think I will create an d&d character an name him that... 😅
      Strength base build with low wisdom I think.
      Maybe barbarian that got his name as title after he was sick of people arguing how to cut this tree and simply went up to do it.

    • @StupiderWithAB
      @StupiderWithAB Před 3 lety +1

      If you want to see something almost funny check out my stupid comedy videos. Give me a chance to make it 😀🙌

    • @HabibBaci
      @HabibBaci Před 3 lety

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @skankmcgank
      @skankmcgank Před 3 lety +6

      I have boi oi oinged before. When I was a tree climber, taking the top out of big pines would throw you around good. Important to put your saw on the belt loop after shutting it off before the first boing though

    • @nelsonthibeau2050
      @nelsonthibeau2050 Před 3 lety +2

      I loved doing that but I've never been that wide of a swing..this made my hands sweat 😯

  • @LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial
    @LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial Před 3 lety +2735

    "Oi!" says the bear
    honestly you could read books to children

    • @aaronmackay6123
      @aaronmackay6123 Před 3 lety +27

      I think he may already have narrated a book. For children I dont know?

    • @MyYTwatcher
      @MyYTwatcher Před 3 lety +29

      For children? I honestly doubt so :D But I would buy audiobooks narrated by him :-)

    • @omegaseamaster1550
      @omegaseamaster1550 Před 3 lety +18

      Oi !! what the f uck Man says the bear

    • @danmarkling6761
      @danmarkling6761 Před 3 lety +8

      Bro can I get your autograph you are my favorite plane

    • @z1g
      @z1g Před 3 lety +8

      He pretty much is already.

  • @saikatkar4452
    @saikatkar4452 Před 2 lety +45

    Boyoyiing Man is truly a superhero. He hugged that tree and swayed it around to console it. The tree had just lost it's head.

  • @zihangpeng675
    @zihangpeng675 Před 3 lety +500

    "I don't want to deal with insurance, that's unbearable"
    That's gold.

  • @TeKaMOTO
    @TeKaMOTO Před 3 lety +800

    Ah yes, let me attach my winch to the most secure part of my house, the half millimeter thick sheet metal drain pipe that's fixed to the end of a thin plank of wood with a couple screws.

    • @billnotice9957
      @billnotice9957 Před 3 lety +39

      Some people should have to submit a work plan before being given a tool. NOPE ! Denied!

    • @porridge57
      @porridge57 Před 3 lety +1

      Lol!

    • @nellz72
      @nellz72 Před 3 lety +29

      I know!! That one really had me shaking my head at the stupidity.

    • @TTime685
      @TTime685 Před 3 lety +32

      Right? What an idiot.. The levels of pure stupidity in modern day humanity are like a rampant plague with no end in sight.. Lord help us

    • @Daniel-Weaver
      @Daniel-Weaver Před 3 lety +36

      You mean a downspout is not load bearing?

  • @wojciechp
    @wojciechp Před 3 lety +2051

    I don't think dad was tired. He just finished...

    • @greatonco7990
      @greatonco7990 Před 3 lety +101

      cutting the tree, not that you dirty minds..

    • @TheMan-hk7nb
      @TheMan-hk7nb Před 3 lety +14

      @@greatonco7990 lmao😂

    • @iridium_LC
      @iridium_LC Před 3 lety +10

      bit early tbh

    • @FirstLastOne
      @FirstLastOne Před 3 lety +10

      Much like the guy up that palm tree except for not lighting up after he finished off.

    • @iridium_LC
      @iridium_LC Před 3 lety +6

      @alfred lauridsen yeah he's using his tools alright

  • @ykd0011
    @ykd0011 Před 3 lety +88

    "Mom, where is dad ?"
    "See that headless, swinging tree, yeah he is up there."

  • @BaDazai
    @BaDazai Před 3 lety +276

    the dude whose tree caught on fire, that's a horror movie!

    • @lucyfyrearchoftwilight9282
      @lucyfyrearchoftwilight9282 Před 3 lety +8

      I was grimacing waiting for his safety harness rope to break from the fire and him plummet backwards off that burning tree.

    • @SpaceCadetLaC
      @SpaceCadetLaC Před 3 lety +1

      A bit short to be a movie

    • @Loccyster
      @Loccyster Před 3 lety +21

      @@lucyfyrearchoftwilight9282, worked as a tree-feller for few years. Those 'ropes' are a cotton/synthetic outer layer over woven steel so he was safe. Also, ferns catch fire quickly but often go out just as fast because what is burning is the hairy covering over the harder bark which takes more energy to ignite. He was much safer than it looks and judging by his reaction, it wasn't the first time he'd experienced that.

    • @HDGamingPlus
      @HDGamingPlus Před 3 lety +3

      @@Loccyster yeah fuck palm trees 😩 got a monster one in my backyard that landlord refuses to do anything about and we hate it

    • @metalmayhem3622
      @metalmayhem3622 Před 2 lety +4

      @@Loccyster Ahh. Seeing the initial fire I was like "OH SHIT! oh, he got it." then seeing it coming straight back up was scary as hell. It's good to know it was just quick burning hairs, I kinda thought gasoline was leaking lol

  • @spcpitts
    @spcpitts Před 3 lety +1876

    On today's episode of slingshot masters...that guy is a freaking legend.

    • @cloudsculptor1
      @cloudsculptor1 Před 3 lety +30

      Agree!! Anyone got a link to him ?

    • @ozzymanreviews
      @ozzymanreviews  Před 3 lety +191

      @@cloudsculptor1 source links are in the post description ;)

    • @brassholio
      @brassholio Před 3 lety +14

      @@ozzymanreviews Legend

    • @420RyanBruce
      @420RyanBruce Před 3 lety +6

      Definitely...at least it wasn't one of the Asian guy supposedly killing doves from fucking 300 yards away...

    • @Cola64
      @Cola64 Před 3 lety +29

      @@420RyanBruce 😡maybe we can get a video of this guy hitting the Asian from 300 yards 🤙🏻

  • @MrSujano
    @MrSujano Před 3 lety +526

    Slingshot man is underrated. Those tree branches exploded like they were in a Michael Bay movie

  • @hoppyandhisholidayhelpers1714

    2:54 "this bloke's very calm"
    we just can't see his face or hear his screams,

    • @busybee6889
      @busybee6889 Před 3 lety +9

      and we fortunately cannot see his ruined underwear

    • @Dwayne_Bearup
      @Dwayne_Bearup Před 3 lety +3

      @@busybee6889 Just be glad nobody has perfected Smell-o-Vision yet.

  • @kardiaclark8111
    @kardiaclark8111 Před 3 lety +33

    "Choppy, choppy, choppy choppy, spinny, choppy, choppy, choppy, choppy"
    It's like a Ozzy mantra

    • @seanryan3020
      @seanryan3020 Před 3 lety +3

      I'm going to chant to this next time I meditate.

  • @deckard3755
    @deckard3755 Před 3 lety +620

    It's nice to see Ozzy branching out with his topics.

    • @sixstringedthing
      @sixstringedthing Před 3 lety

      Not bad.

    • @Markus_Andrew
      @Markus_Andrew Před 3 lety +12

      I only just twigged to that.

    • @deckard3755
      @deckard3755 Před 3 lety +12

      @@Markus_Andrew That was a good one. From now on I'll leaf the puns to you.

    • @thomasglover3834
      @thomasglover3834 Před 3 lety +7

      @@deckard3755 alright that's enough leaf it out mate

    • @anti-ethniccleansing465
      @anti-ethniccleansing465 Před 3 lety +4

      @@deckard3755
      Wood rather you not. You’re the only one that is cut out for the job here.

  • @TastierBackInThe80s
    @TastierBackInThe80s Před 3 lety +338

    "This is some Wylie Coyote misfire shite..."
    I seriously was thinking the same thing. All that it needed was the chainsaw to be from Acme.

  • @hotdamndan9892
    @hotdamndan9892 Před 3 lety +37

    Bo oing oing Man, Choppy Chop Man and Slingshot Fellow are like damn Tree Loping Avengers.

  • @worldofborriemoto2026
    @worldofborriemoto2026 Před 3 lety +28

    I needed a good laugh. The fire coming back up the tree gave it to me.

  • @melkhiordarkfell4354
    @melkhiordarkfell4354 Před 3 lety +325

    I was about to say "you still have fire at the base of your tree" before the inevitable happend

    • @SF-li9kh
      @SF-li9kh Před 3 lety +9

      Don't know if he's super cool, or frozen scared

    • @Brolli106
      @Brolli106 Před 3 lety +21

      Never seen a more appropriate case of "out of the frying pan and into the fire"

    • @qwertyferix
      @qwertyferix Před 3 lety +5

      It's not common knowledge that trees are flammable.

    • @9rh9
      @9rh9 Před 3 lety +2

      So why didn’t you?!! You could’ve saved him

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 Před 3 lety +3

      @@qwertyferix They just don't teach that kinda thing in schools anymore

  • @agente9988
    @agente9988 Před 3 lety +408

    Legends says boing man is still stuck and having a nap on that tree.

    • @ZammZ
      @ZammZ Před 3 lety +6

      What an original comment

    • @StupiderWithAB
      @StupiderWithAB Před 3 lety +2

      If you want to see something almost funny check out my stupid comedy videos. Give me a chance to make it 😀🙌🙌

    • @liz-pornstarsgomyprofle1387
      @liz-pornstarsgomyprofle1387 Před 3 lety +3

      A blessed day to you.

    • @walshwheels
      @walshwheels Před 3 lety +7

      I also heard the bear moved in with him

    • @Kungfoopoo
      @Kungfoopoo Před 3 lety +2

      Omg how didn't that tree snap 😳

  • @papa_squat
    @papa_squat Před 3 lety +193

    Dear Ozzy, as an American arborist, I appreciate you spending the time to show people why they should hire a professional 😅 everyone thinks they can cut down a tree until it falls on their house/head.

    • @user-qq6jv7vt9q
      @user-qq6jv7vt9q Před 3 lety +8

      I'd cut a small one myself but not some of these huge fat ones right next to my house, that's asking for trouble. 😂

    • @xyzct
      @xyzct Před 3 lety +1

      ... or barber chairs and kicks them into the next state, or the base explodes, or the tree snaps in half and then falls, or ...

    • @peter.g6
      @peter.g6 Před 3 lety +28

      As a roofer I fully encourage this kind of behavior :D

    • @TAKLProductions
      @TAKLProductions Před 2 lety +3

      As an electrician I support this message

    • @2011blueman
      @2011blueman Před 2 lety +5

      You do realize that several of the people in this video were "professionals" right?

  • @ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid
    @ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid Před 3 lety +26

    Boing Guy's situation was genuinely terrifying. 😨

  • @sivaramaraju
    @sivaramaraju Před 3 lety +368

    That flaming bushy tree guy is calm AF

    • @Vahn-xc1gc
      @Vahn-xc1gc Před 3 lety +55

      Sometime, you really need to clam down to survive.

    • @theoria555
      @theoria555 Před 3 lety +11

      This is fine

    • @magmafang7187
      @magmafang7187 Před 3 lety +4

      Probably happened to him before

    • @sixstringedthing
      @sixstringedthing Před 3 lety +17

      Collected enough to realise that having a panic attack at that height would not be beneficial to his situation in any way.

    • @gold-diggersanonymous1085
      @gold-diggersanonymous1085 Před 3 lety +10

      obviously years of experience with a bushy stump 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ultimanecat3091
    @ultimanecat3091 Před 3 lety +509

    “This happens when you play with a furry, unmaintained bush.”

    • @nemo6686
      @nemo6686 Před 3 lety +23

      There's your answer: always moisten it first or things go badly...

    • @MSRooky350z
      @MSRooky350z Před 3 lety +3

      @The Most Secure Election in History this man is livin the dangerous part at it's best, he's not afraid of fires in the bush or snakes coming out of it, he's the bush bear grylls, ladies and gentlemen

    • @vanajaajith6222
      @vanajaajith6222 Před 3 lety +2

      Oi

    • @typetrie1453
      @typetrie1453 Před 3 lety +4

      It can sometimes just light up, cause of friction

    • @toluvictorade-tanimola1312
      @toluvictorade-tanimola1312 Před 3 lety +1

      You my man are a legend for this

  • @silkfantasies5899
    @silkfantasies5899 Před 3 lety +20

    Anyone else besides me going to just randomly burst out laughing to "Choppy choppy choppy spin choppy choppy choppy"?

  • @winglau3128
    @winglau3128 Před 3 lety +3

    I lost it when said boy yoi yoing man... I just can't 😂

  • @RobertQuint
    @RobertQuint Před 3 lety +81

    2:16 it’s the weight of BOI-OI-OING Man’s huge balls that keep the tree trunk swinging in perpetual motion

    • @greva2904
      @greva2904 Před 3 lety +6

      Solution: he'll have to chainsaw his own bollocks off if he ever wants to get down.

    • @bryanforster19
      @bryanforster19 Před 3 lety +2

      That or the massive shit he dropped in he's drawers

    • @Edfiki86
      @Edfiki86 Před 3 lety

      He reminded of that spider from Bobs Burgers

    • @markfavorite795
      @markfavorite795 Před 3 lety +1

      I remember when that happened
      It was in redlands

    • @NevermindXY
      @NevermindXY Před 3 lety

      Na, the weight is compensated by his brain I guess

  • @Shaz-jl1on
    @Shaz-jl1on Před 3 lety +857

    Holy shit balls, I think I'd crap myself if I was the dude in the palm tree that caught fire... awesome video as always! 🌴🌲🌳

    • @mokko759
      @mokko759 Před 3 lety +85

      That fire went up so much faster than I expected.

    • @Shazar789
      @Shazar789 Před 3 lety +52

      Yeah wow.
      And he's held up with ropes. I'm sure they're tested and sturdy professional gear in general...
      But long are they gonna hold with fire...

    • @roku_nine
      @roku_nine Před 3 lety +42

      @@Shazar789 kinda want to see the video until the end

    • @jackmartin2236
      @jackmartin2236 Před 3 lety +49

      This is my profession and we have nerves of steel to do this stuff, but fire?? Hell nah I havnt trained for that

    • @nathantoth4185
      @nathantoth4185 Před 3 lety +17

      @@jackmartin2236 catching your tree on fire while cutting it is a first for me. Usually its bees or sugar gliders you gotta deal with. Lol

  • @franciscooctavius5957
    @franciscooctavius5957 Před 3 lety +5

    “Sword of the morning of festive shrubbery”
    Friggin GOLD Oz. Just GOLD.

  • @keenfire8151
    @keenfire8151 Před 3 lety +16

    Slingshot guy needs his own YT channel. That guy is a legend.

  • @bag3lmonst3r72
    @bag3lmonst3r72 Před 3 lety +754

    How do trees go online?
    They log in.

    • @kokonutt9987
      @kokonutt9987 Před 3 lety +4

      Nice one.😁

    • @StupiderWithAB
      @StupiderWithAB Před 3 lety

      If you want to see something almost funny check out my stupid comedy videos. Give me a chance to make it 😀🙌🙌

    • @luthersimiyu3965
      @luthersimiyu3965 Před 3 lety

      Haha I see what u did there

    • @alfinpogform4774
      @alfinpogform4774 Před 3 lety +31

      Very sappy joke, I'm going to report you to the branch manager.

    • @sixstringedthing
      @sixstringedthing Před 3 lety +11

      @@alfinpogform4774 You're going out on a limb there mate, putting all your nuts in the branch manager's basket.
      He's too busy pining for the fjords.
      This thread is now about parrots.

  • @Jerid58
    @Jerid58 Před 3 lety +129

    The bear is like “you’ll be hearing from that lizard from Geico real soon mate.”

    • @rpc717
      @rpc717 Před 3 lety +1

      Or his TV lawyer. He's gonna get 7 on his side!

  • @MrMbc2013
    @MrMbc2013 Před 2 lety +8

    Ozzy Man, you make my day, whenever I need a laugh I come to your channel. Cheers me up, your commentary is unmatched.

  • @sambaggins2798
    @sambaggins2798 Před 3 lety +15

    This was actually another episode of “Destination F: A Tree’s Revenge”

  • @jehanr
    @jehanr Před 3 lety +714

    Boyoyoyiiing

  • @sbalogh53
    @sbalogh53 Před 3 lety +155

    That slingshot guy was accurate.

    • @t-roy69
      @t-roy69 Před 3 lety +5

      That was some most impressive accuracy!

    • @Cole_166
      @Cole_166 Před 3 lety +5

      😹Saw this before finishing the video and I thought you were referring to to boioioing man🤣

    • @BrokenAbyss
      @BrokenAbyss Před 3 lety +3

      I had mistaken that for an ugly ostrich with a skinny neck, not joking one bit.

    • @jamescyrusbuizon181
      @jamescyrusbuizon181 Před 3 lety +4

      with several try i guess. but sure that is some accuracy!

    • @ME10920
      @ME10920 Před 3 lety +1

      It was Nick Dundee

  • @nickllama5296
    @nickllama5296 Před 2 lety +1

    it's the 'spinny' during all the 'choppy choppy' that gets me. 😂😂😁😁

  • @nicholaskinkaid
    @nicholaskinkaid Před 3 lety +4

    2:28 Had my eyes open wide worried for the dude for a second.
    And the slingshot guy was beyond impressive.

  • @motodunnito
    @motodunnito Před 3 lety +470

    Nothing more satisfying than seeing nature fight back.

    • @lucymclooney7215
      @lucymclooney7215 Před 3 lety +3

      Ik

    • @StupiderWithAB
      @StupiderWithAB Před 3 lety

      If you want to see something almost funny check out my stupid comedy videos. Give me a chance to make it 😀🙌🙌

    • @mohammadangginugrohomcjogja
      @mohammadangginugrohomcjogja Před 3 lety +5

      Is it nature fighting back or stupidity on show? 😂

    • @sixstringedthing
      @sixstringedthing Před 3 lety +6

      @@StupiderWithAB A friendly tip: replying with this on multiple comments is not going to work mate.
      In fact, it's going to have the opposite effect to what you intended.

    • @KneeJerkReactions13
      @KneeJerkReactions13 Před 3 lety

      I came for the physics

  • @Dangerboy-xw8nb
    @Dangerboy-xw8nb Před 3 lety +139

    Can we just appreciate how professional the man in 2:27 is
    He was literally focused and knows what to do in what looks like a torture scene from a horror movie

    • @wordzmyth
      @wordzmyth Před 3 lety +31

      I love that he he refuses to drop the flaming chainsaw. Even when the tree is burning he hooks the chainsaw to his harness before staring down. A total pro
      *starting down

    • @Lazy_Prophet
      @Lazy_Prophet Před 3 lety +4

      Lol, yeah he acts like it happens every time

    • @TAKLProductions
      @TAKLProductions Před 2 lety +1

      Dude suffered some very serious burns from that event... he's lucky to have walked away.

    • @popenieafantome9527
      @popenieafantome9527 Před rokem

      @@wordzmyth i think he was planning on stoping after chainsaw caught fire. So he clipped chainsaw in place to climb down but fire came back for round 2.

  • @zeevon9907
    @zeevon9907 Před 3 lety +15

    After watching this video i realised my dad was a boioioioi man back in the days.

    • @tonysuda9066
      @tonysuda9066 Před 3 lety +1

      He was a flavour flav fan?
      Yeaaaaaaaj boiiiii

  • @aceleone215
    @aceleone215 Před 2 lety +2

    "BOI-OI-OING-MAN"
    WAS HILAAARIOUS..!!
    🤦😂😂😂😭🤦🤷🤷

  • @alphiedane
    @alphiedane Před 3 lety +37

    I can't believe that guy put a come along on his down spout!

    • @alphiedane
      @alphiedane Před 3 lety +5

      @@scrappydoo3886 That's not a ratchet lol

    • @chrisdelagarza8048
      @chrisdelagarza8048 Před 3 lety +2

      @@alphiedane
      It’s a Cum Along.... lol 😂 Glad I found you in the comments

    • @YommyRawr
      @YommyRawr Před 3 lety +2

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Come-along
      same thing kinda

    • @alphiedane
      @alphiedane Před 3 lety +3

      @@YommyRawr not really, the ratchet is a component in the come along.

    • @alphiedane
      @alphiedane Před 3 lety +1

      @@chrisdelagarza8048 very nice! Don't tell Jodie that 🤣

  • @falcoperegrinus82
    @falcoperegrinus82 Před 3 lety +52

    Ah yes, the household downspout... Well-known for their incredible strength. Surprised that one failed!

    • @Dwayne_Bearup
      @Dwayne_Bearup Před 3 lety +5

      Clearly it was improperly installed to begin with. The mounting screws should have gone all the way through to the other side of the house, then there would have been no problem.

  • @_Guardian
    @_Guardian Před 3 lety +4

    0:53 And that’s how the wild vegans mate during the spring

  • @TheBamm1979
    @TheBamm1979 Před 3 lety +10

    Holy shit! This took my anxiety level to a higher level!

  • @brenryan1
    @brenryan1 Před 3 lety +108

    Jesus, what was that guy planning to do running under it like that?? He was well lucky the truck was there to catch it.

    • @ishowhalal
      @ishowhalal Před 3 lety +7

      Tree was a bad tree and he is teaching her a lesson

    • @DarkTakanuva
      @DarkTakanuva Před 3 lety +12

      "ah yes I shall catch the tree and save my car"

    • @brenryan1
      @brenryan1 Před 3 lety +10

      @alfred lauridsen Really going for that Darwin award

    • @jasonpatterson8091
      @jasonpatterson8091 Před 3 lety +6

      He was lucky that the tree didn't crush the cab of the truck so severely that he was turned into canned human.

    • @statementleaver8095
      @statementleaver8095 Před 3 lety +2

      0:42
      Pykies!
      Earning some coin for that "Perrywinkle blue caravan for his ma"

  • @naterlandsw2963
    @naterlandsw2963 Před 3 lety +26

    Yo that one guy tried to “catch” the tree to protect the truck.... the truck clearly saved his life though 🤯

  • @ruggedlemmings9163
    @ruggedlemmings9163 Před 3 lety +5

    Don't know which palm tree video was scarier...being stuck at the top of a giant door-stop or being at the top of a tree that just got engulfed in flames.

    • @torakunoichi
      @torakunoichi Před 3 lety

      Engulfed in flames, there’s nowhere to go with that one

    • @benlewis5312
      @benlewis5312 Před 3 lety

      ​@@torakunoichi I don't know man. That tree could have flung him off or he could have accidentally cut himself with his chainsaw and fallen. The burning tree looks terrifying but there was still plenty of time to get down the tree, and once he took off his gear he would have been fine. He's not going to be set ablaze

    • @vihansubramaniam3593
      @vihansubramaniam3593 Před 2 lety

      @@torakunoichi But theres literally no way for the boyoyo man to climb down. The fall looks more dangerous aswell.

  • @hana_maru22
    @hana_maru22 Před 3 lety +2

    I can say with absolute certainty that this most definitely the first time I’ve literally LOL to tree lopping 🤣🤣🤣 Ty Ozzy Man!!!

  • @rhinogames2320
    @rhinogames2320 Před 3 lety +115

    Guess that first guy got a tree house

  • @vladimirlagos2688
    @vladimirlagos2688 Před 3 lety +26

    Golden Rules for chopping down trees handed down from my Grandpa:
    1. Always have a wingman below in case help is needed.
    2. Never use power tools if the tree is dead and dry or if it is too sappy.
    3. Always chop tall trees in segments from top to bottom.
    And finally and most importantly...
    4. Pay someone else to deal with the trouble whenever possible.
    Too bad he's no longer around, he would have loved this video confirmation of his rules.

    • @LocalHeretic-ck1kd
      @LocalHeretic-ck1kd Před 2 lety +1

      Your grandpa was a wise man. Many people could avoid trouble would they listen to these rules.

    • @komrade223
      @komrade223 Před 2 lety +2

      As one of the people called and paid to cut trees. The dead/dry thing was a concern in the past with old engines, the fuel and oil mixes used. Also in the days of manual bar oilers, where you forgetting a pump or two could mean a welded chain.
      The modern concerns come from consumer level saws and end users. Inadequate spark arrestors, bad chain and bar metallurgy. Chain dulls easily, bar gets warped easily. Both add to the friction generation.
      Can happen to anyone if the wood is dirty with rocks and the like. But the professional can throw on a new chain without much delay or financial worry. I've seen how far a homeowner will go with a full chain, instead of spending fifty bucks on a good chain. Or even ten minutes with a round file.

  • @schleppyzee2931
    @schleppyzee2931 Před 3 lety +2

    I used to do this, involved mainly with hydro/ municipal operations. You'd be amazed that when your power is out, and the powerline techs are on standby waiting for trees to get cleared, most of the guys doing the clearing are getting paid just a half-notch above what your 16yr kid at McDonalds is making.
    If your lucky enough to know someone, maybe you'll land a UA position, but probably not. Nowadays you don't even need to have picked up a chainsaw, and you can get your UA cert. So you get inexperienced schlepps galore.
    My final straw, I told buddy guy to NOT walk into the hydro lines with the rope, but naw. This past year all of the experienced guys left the field, now we are starting to see hydro workers leave as well, asked a few of them why, and was told "Because of the type of job it is, and who is being hired to watch your back."
    Gonna be lots of good content comin for future vids I'd wager !

  • @encikkamri7974
    @encikkamri7974 Před 3 lety +3

    That guy on the tree with fire is really calm...

  • @LostFunocity
    @LostFunocity Před 3 lety +6

    I was half expecting "Wiley" man to go catapulting in true cartoon physics style. I was so dissapointed when he didn't.

  • @dakota1435
    @dakota1435 Před 3 lety +18

    Trees in this video are like nah yeah nah nah imma fall this way

  • @thejoojooman6538
    @thejoojooman6538 Před 3 lety +6

    Did the humans learn nothing from Lord of The Rings?
    DO NOT mess with the Ents!

  • @TheGamingREZ
    @TheGamingREZ Před 3 lety +24

    chopping a tree with cars on every side of it, gotta be professionals

    • @forzaisspeed
      @forzaisspeed Před 3 lety +2

      I used to work for them lol.

    • @lewismorrison4098
      @lewismorrison4098 Před 3 lety

      @@forzaisspeed Glendale?? Me too mate, left them well behind. Absolutely pissed myself when I saw first the felling cut, and then the vehicle... 😂😂😂
      That's what you get for paying peanuts and not giving a shit what state the crews are in. Joke

  • @Simfight
    @Simfight Před 3 lety +5

    LMAO "The living embodiment of the word BOYING!"
    You Legend.

  • @sulemanshah94
    @sulemanshah94 Před 3 lety +5

    Boiyoyoing and choppy choppy guys deserve more.

  • @PositiveZ7
    @PositiveZ7 Před 3 lety +2

    wish I had more of the tree episodes. This was so good, laughing so much

  • @augustinayala4595
    @augustinayala4595 Před 2 lety +2

    "ohhhhh s***......." Hilarious..... "this is some Wile E. Coyote s***"... LMAOOOO

  • @wonderpandimonium
    @wonderpandimonium Před 3 lety +7

    Love all the sound effects, mate!
    "Choppy, choppy, choppy...!!!"
    "Bwooooosh....!!!"
    "BOING-OING-OING!!!!"

  • @dadylank1774
    @dadylank1774 Před 3 lety +20

    Legends say boyoyoyng man is still on top of that tree

  • @linux750
    @linux750 Před rokem +1

    1:04
    So, as the kid buggers off, the dad goes back to buggering the tree.

  • @meshuggahlad7
    @meshuggahlad7 Před 3 lety

    This is a great episode! Really fun to watch

  • @gauthamramesh3373
    @gauthamramesh3373 Před 3 lety +13

    The fire one was actually fascinating

  • @Z7Sakari
    @Z7Sakari Před 3 lety +4

    “Boi-oi-oiing!!!” 😂😂😂
    Good lord, I had to fight Siri tooth and nail to get that typed...

  • @timomybier3823
    @timomybier3823 Před 3 lety +1

    0:48, the way he just tried to catch the tree

  • @ebnftl2272
    @ebnftl2272 Před 3 lety +1

    Weird Dad: This is how you propagate Christmas Trees son.

  • @rawdog42
    @rawdog42 Před 3 lety +14

    Suburbia - Where they chop all the trees down , then name the streets after them.

  • @TheJetsetter
    @TheJetsetter Před 3 lety +4

    That slingshot dude... holy mackerel that was epic.

  • @TK0808
    @TK0808 Před 3 lety

    2:09 That could be one of my nightmares for sure. Wake up just when the tree breaks lol.

  • @bcatblues725
    @bcatblues725 Před rokem

    This channel is so hilarious. I love this Ozzy man reviews. Thank you.

  • @llawliet1522
    @llawliet1522 Před 3 lety +9

    That machete guy was something else!

  • @kingfish6817
    @kingfish6817 Před 3 lety +9

    *Legend has it that the guy is still hanging on that damn tree*

  • @robertphillips3723
    @robertphillips3723 Před 3 lety +1

    You killed me with the Pine Tree Bay.. in tears mate. 🌲🤣😂

  • @TheCbot88
    @TheCbot88 Před 2 lety +3

    This one might be my favorite. I hope you’re alright Ozzy Man. Feel better soon.

  • @crozraven
    @crozraven Před 3 lety +5

    my hands legit sweating from that palm tree swing footage.

  • @mrpimp4539
    @mrpimp4539 Před 3 lety +12

    Ozzy man definitely a cure for depression through difficult times🤙

  • @denisrogge960
    @denisrogge960 Před 3 lety

    This is hilarious.. one of your very bests... thank you man... MADE MY DAY!!!

  • @garyharvey2116
    @garyharvey2116 Před 3 lety

    Bearly Bearable I couldn’t stop myself either. Love it!

  • @deltasupreme9139
    @deltasupreme9139 Před 3 lety +44

    "So tell me a little bit about yourself"
    -Pine tree bae: "Well, not to brag but I was dubbed 'Sword of the Morning of Festive Shrubbery' so I'm kind of a big deal"

    • @pauperslament3467
      @pauperslament3467 Před 3 lety +3

      "Bae..."
      _vomits profusely_

    • @nordithen
      @nordithen Před 3 lety +2

      Petition to dub him Roger the Shrubber

    • @Rainbowgrrl
      @Rainbowgrrl Před 3 lety

      I was mesmerised by him!

    • @deltasupreme9139
      @deltasupreme9139 Před 3 lety +1

      ​@@nordithen Roger the Shrubber, who arranges, designs, and sells shrubberies is obviously his ancestor

    • @janbernad4729
      @janbernad4729 Před 3 lety +1

      @@deltasupreme9139 Ni!

  • @chronos1
    @chronos1 Před 3 lety +36

    At the end of the day, we all want to be the BoiOiOing man

    • @EmmanuelMuthomi
      @EmmanuelMuthomi Před 3 lety

      I would have fainted at that height. 😀

    • @OneTequilaTwoTequila
      @OneTequilaTwoTequila Před 3 lety

      As a kid, I climbed to the top of a very tall and narrow TV antenna tower once that started doing that. It was the most terrifying experience ever. I was just holding on for dear life waiting for the tower to fold over, as each oscillation seemed to be worse than the last.

    • @yourhandlehere1
      @yourhandlehere1 Před 3 lety

      That was my job in the 80's.

  • @kevinberger3501
    @kevinberger3501 Před 3 lety

    Aaaah...the wonderful Christmas tradition of dad humping the tree. Brings back memories.

  • @mylittlepitbull3143
    @mylittlepitbull3143 Před 3 lety

    Thanks Ozzy man.
    Nothing better than tree lopping.
    as a side note, my friend was hiking in Alaska and he fell off a cliff, being the knucklehead that he is, and got impaled on a tree and they had to cut it down to get him.

  • @muktafi6665
    @muktafi6665 Před 3 lety +64

    guess you can say they got their morning wood

  • @Smoked_5L
    @Smoked_5L Před 3 lety +12

    The tree is actually dragging the dad into its lair, dragging him, into its lair

  • @johnfogarty4588
    @johnfogarty4588 Před 3 lety

    Just gets better and better your videos

  • @brianklavano6961
    @brianklavano6961 Před 3 lety

    Always guaranteed a good laugh in the morning,,,,, Thanks please never stop making these.....

  • @junkyskeleton2871
    @junkyskeleton2871 Před 3 lety +9

    After the flippy spinny shit, we got the choppy spinny shit. Ozzy Man never fails to deliver quality content

  • @heresthethingyouguys
    @heresthethingyouguys Před 3 lety +14

    Moral of the story: leave it to professionals, cutting a tree is not as easy as it sounds

    • @Thermalions
      @Thermalions Před 3 lety +4

      It's at least a little bit easier than these tools make it look. But yes, a quality professional will do it quicker and safer.

    • @rebelwolf772
      @rebelwolf772 Před 3 lety +2

      I was just going to light the tree in my lawn on fire then when its a burnt crisp kick it down that couldnt possiable bite me in the ass but i do need someone to hold my beer

    • @motomedic72
      @motomedic72 Před 3 lety +1

      Actually cutting trees down is a simple task. It's the morons without a plan that make it look dangerous

    • @Thermalions
      @Thermalions Před 3 lety +1

      @@motomedic72 Oh some of them have a plan - look at the first guy. Of course his plan has nothing to do with gravity, physics, or common sense.

  • @keefe20x6
    @keefe20x6 Před 2 lety +1

    2:55 he's bloody calm seeing as his foots on fire. No gloves too is a big ouch.

  • @ManjuM-tq6cx
    @ManjuM-tq6cx Před 3 lety

    One of the best episodes mate

  • @petermac6245
    @petermac6245 Před 3 lety +4

    after a shit day at work ,this was just what I needed, cheers Aussie man ;)

  • @jayar7276
    @jayar7276 Před 3 lety +57

    I felt bad for the bear 😔 he might be wondering why people destroy their habitat

    • @LittleLulubee
      @LittleLulubee Před 3 lety +4

      So sad 😢

    • @humbertosantos6229
      @humbertosantos6229 Před 3 lety +20

      @@SailaSobriquet I know its sarcasm but think a bit. Its not just those trees. Its 2 in thousands (perhaps thousands in that same forest.).
      If a bit of cement is missing from your house its no biggie, if 50 people decide to take a bit, you'll have no house.

    • @CleoTheChocolateLab
      @CleoTheChocolateLab Před 3 lety +7

      @@SailaSobriquet Mate please. Deforestation happens. A lot, in fact. Either to make room for soy farms , palm oils farms or agriculture in general, as well as raising livestock for their products, deforestation happens. One of the reasons many animals are going extinct is because of loss of habitat due to human activities that don't care about maintaining a healthy natural environment. It was a funny video sure but that doesn't mean these things doesn't exist or when people point them out they are being over dramatic

    • @LuckyLucky-pc3tz
      @LuckyLucky-pc3tz Před 3 lety

      Dont kill vibe dude...

    • @manavsridharan3811
      @manavsridharan3811 Před 3 lety +3

      @@SailaSobriquet Have you ever seen mass deforestation? Corporates clear acres of forest together, destroying natural habitat, displacing wild animals and disturbing the ecosystem.

  • @DirtyBertyGameing
    @DirtyBertyGameing Před 3 lety

    Best sling shot sound effects ever!!! Way to go Ozzy man

  • @winstonsmiths2449
    @winstonsmiths2449 Před 3 lety

    Dude, you are hilarious! Subbed and notifications are on. I have been binge watching your videos.

  • @kasperk679
    @kasperk679 Před 3 lety +18

    “I am not a big fan of cutting down to many trees at the moment”

  • @runsontrails3091
    @runsontrails3091 Před 3 lety +15

    My neighbor here in the “sticks” of N Wisc has a tree farm. My son was the loopy tree trimmer for extra money. Those machetes are super sharp. This e should have been wearing shin guards. Also a lot of bees nest In Those in the summer. Use for edification. I did see some dumb stuff on the cutters...it’s got to be a man thing.

    • @monabostrom8357
      @monabostrom8357 Před 3 lety

      I thought those tree were planted rather far apart... but assumed they were for xmas. Happy to be corrected.

  • @mohammedaftabkhan6341
    @mohammedaftabkhan6341 Před 3 lety +3

    I don't wanna deal with insurance... that's unbearable 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @seekingtruthnotfindingany7301

    Thanks for starting my day with a laugh and a smile.