Andrew Sun Lmao, as an Asian I’m pretty sure I can say they do eat them. Usually in the poorer countries, Asians will eat anything they can get their hands on
Vt_Stampede bro I’m Chinese, if you cant tell from the last name. Yes, poorer countries eat bugs, but asians don’t eat everything. That is just a stereotype.
@@Vtstampede it is true that asians eat unorthodox food (compared to western civ) but that does not mean other parts of the world do not enjoy eating some of them bugs (ex Mexican Crickets. Relly good stuff)
Best way to buy them! Keep them fed and they'll last a long time. It's way cheaper than buying them by the tub at a pet store for sure! But remember dragons love greens and fruit. It's fun to watch them with watermelon! Those beaks of theirs just slice right through melons and bananas! And you swear they are smiling as they eat!
I was actually eating noodle right now while scrolling the utube but then this vid is in my recomendation and I clicked it..gosh why do I even clicked this vid
My ezra would be like " you humans are buying them in mass wich means there cheap so i will not take this underpriced food give me the crickets that litterly are cheaper"
I can imagine. So how long is that box of worms gonna last? Months? Until the end of the year? Don't own a dragon myself, so I don't know how much they eat.
DragonSemi they eat loads so it's a good idea to buy a lot otherwise u will be going to shops all time and I've only got a baby so you probably should think about it
DragonSemi shadow usually eats 15 to 20 worms a day. After working it out that means 1000 superworms will last about 2 months and 2000 will last about 4. These guys are huge eaters.
(The person's perspective) "Eat up buddy!" (The bearded dragon 's perspective) "OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!" (The worms' perspective) OH MY GOD THE APOCALYPSE! THIS IS THE END! HURRY SQUIRM YOUR WAY OUT OF THE BOX! (Squirming silence) WE CAN'T PASS THROUGH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Retarded FroG Yasssss that would be heaven for mee I want a floor of pizza I don't care if I slip on the floor! I would probably eat all of the the pizza, now the in think of it some breadsticks would be good too!
a swimminv pool of fries 🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟
they could start a religion this: King worm: "first their was darkness, then all of worm kind were dropped into the world by the supreme being. He sent his dragon to weed out the unfaithful from our midst. Swiftly non believers were devoured cleansing us of evil, then the supreme being happy with us righteous followers rewarded us with oats, potatoes, and shelter. We now live in a utopia where we prosper and live fearless as the dragon feeds on the unjust. Hail the supreme being!"
He seemed to be confused, I would be too standing on a fkin floor made out of chicken breasts.
😂
But when he realized what was going on he was happy same thing with us😂
@@TheFishy0nee chicken prison isnt a joke fam
Same, bieng picked up and put into a closed area with a spaghetti floor would be dtrange
*vegans when they step on grass*
Imagine the disappointment if someone stole that package from your porch.
Flaksting The person stealing the box of worms would get a surprise of a life time lol
PLO 8 What?? Asians don’t eat worms doofus.
Andrew Sun Lmao, as an Asian I’m pretty sure I can say they do eat them. Usually in the poorer countries, Asians will eat anything they can get their hands on
Vt_Stampede bro I’m Chinese, if you cant tell from the last name. Yes, poorer countries eat bugs, but asians don’t eat everything. That is just a stereotype.
@@Vtstampede it is true that asians eat unorthodox food (compared to western civ) but that does not mean other parts of the world do not enjoy eating some of them bugs (ex Mexican Crickets. Relly good stuff)
Us: can u imagine a place where the floor is made of your favorite food?
Cows: Hold my beer.
Bruh
Hahahahahahahahhaah
hold my grass
This should have the most likes and be pinned
Lol
I like how he looks around and chooses which one he wants next. Like, I’m gonna take my time and I’m gonna eat the best ones
It’s like when I look at every individual chip to see which one has the most cheese
@@Ind0Lee_K.O. i save them for last so i can feel good before i finish
I was reading this with a lizard voice in my head, kind of like Squiggy...
Lizard: "I know I eat worms, but this is too much".
Is your profile pic a jo jo reference?
Edit:nvm
😭😭😭
He's a bearded Dragon...
+__+
Lord Jäger lol
This is the happiest lizard in the world.
Saiyan Spectrum thats what she said
Heffrey Howers do you even know how to use the joke?
Heffrey Howers I don't get it.
Heffrey Howers Who calls their dick a lizard?
TrueSkeptic Madonna says that
"I think he deserves a little treat"
Bro that's a whole feast 😂
Feast
@@thatonedude9269 thx bro
@@lara3679 I wanna feast the animal in your pfp
@@thatonedude9269 oh god
Fhvhgjciyhu jfhgyfi
Muy CV ogyctgyggjhuyujjjjjjjkjjgjbk nhnckhihih
Muy videos de perros enanos
The floor is food! Happiest dragon ever.
Owner- how many worms u want?
Lizard- *yes*
Owner- What?
Lizard- Yes
Owner: is whole box enough??
Lizard: yes.
Owner:....still want more?
Lizard:.....yes.
peep Lizard: I choose option C
These yes comments are so over used it's actually embarrassing
3 Frag Jag ikr, they dont even make sense
It took him a second to realize that he won the lotto. He hesitates like, "What the hell is goiiinnnngg......OH SHIT!!!!"
ImmaCatGuy hahaha you just made my day 😂😂
ImmaCatGuy I
ImmaCatGuy 😂😂😂😂😂
ImmaCatGuy
PhilosophicalFowl omg you likes
The true definition of Las Vegas Buffet
hi
@@josephagmata8230 shut up
Why are you everywhere?
Do you just comment for fun or do you actually do this to get more people to look at your vids/subscribe??
@@fawndomr7241 i do it for both reasons
he is a beautiful beardie, the markings on his face are stunning xx
If bearded dragons could scream with happiness I think this one would
EvaxRooney Who did your banner?
Ig ひ JayySavvy_ I did it😂
EvaxRooney ohhj
EvaxRooney nah hed be like LET ME AT EM!!!!LET ME AT EM BOIIII!!!!!
Michael Jordan you gay
2,000 superworms
Vs
One hungry boi
ExaggeratingEgg lel
The Reversed one = 2,000 hungry bois vs one superlizard
this hungry boi can fit so many of these lil crawlers in it
Who will win?
ExaggeratingEgg I'm 1k ;)
Can you just imagine if somebody stole your package thinking it was something great LOL 😂
Him : Touches worm,
Me when a random worm falls on hand :
it's time to amputate the part.
SO TRUE THO
Plutenox 0_0 hahaha...
Worm falls on neck:
You: its time to say goodbye
Damn it took him a few moments before he realized he was in heaven
nixSen yea
He was deciding between different brands and flavours ;)
when you are, you will too
I didn't see him put the dragon in there?
I skipped that bit aha whent back and found it
Rest in Peace:
Worm 1939 (week old)
Worm 1482 (half a week old)
Worm 1373 (6 days old)
Worm 1192 (week and 2 days old)
Worm 837 (4 days old)
Worm 224 (week old)
Worm 556 (week and 6 days old)
Worm 1459 (week and 4 days old)
Worm 1729 (week old)
Worm 494 (week and 2 days old)
Worm 193 (week old)
Shawn Nelson lest we forget
F
And don't forget their leader , Grey Worm. RiP.
F
LMAO!
No one:
Literally no one:
CZcams: Let's recommend this after 3 years
Unoriginal dumb comment, please stop this stupid unfunny meme.
To quote Sam o’ nella: “he soon realized he could eat the floor, so that’s pretty neat”.
Which video is that quote from?
@@Francesco72221 life of a farm cow
The lizard is so happy :)
Nolan Gilbert 😀😀
Every lizard's dream come true
zbingz.
Nolan Gilbert ikr
Nolan Gilbert Sorry but IT AIN'T A LIZARD IT'S A BEARDED DRAGON. VERY OFFENSIVE
I like da fat frog thing
Thanks
frisk_marshmellow950 packman frog I love them
pack man frog
Pixie frog actually
frisk_marshmellow950 lol
Best way to buy them! Keep them fed and they'll last a long time.
It's way cheaper than buying them by the tub at a pet store for sure!
But remember dragons love greens and fruit. It's fun to watch them with watermelon! Those beaks of theirs just slice right through melons and bananas! And you swear they are smiling as they eat!
I was actually eating noodle right now while scrolling the utube but then this vid is in my recomendation and I clicked it..gosh why do I even clicked this vid
XD haha
If those boxes were left at his doorsteps and someone stole them... I would feel sorry for the thief...
Lol
I feel sorry for this guy’s wife.
@@gregoryashton she was the reptile
@@dea9098 lol
@Specter_ 101 me either
Him looking around like: "Is.. is this a dream?"
Is this the real life? Is this just fantazy?
Open your eyes
Dont escape from reality
@@liamz9891 LOOK UP TO THE SKY AND SEEEEEE~
7:55 "Wait is it heaven?"
5:02
That reflex scared me BUT I LAUGHED SO HARD 😂
If I was one of the only ones to get eaten out of everyone I'd be pissed...
Scooter1 lmfao 😂
Can't be pissed if you're dead😂
you can't even show your anger when you are the chosen one😂
Scooter1 wrong place wrorg time
Scooter1 they won't eat you if your pissed or really did piss
Imagine if they got the address wrong and they sent a box of 2000 superworms to your house
I wouldn't mind either. I'd have a very happy bearded dragon.
Ummm...
Fresh pasta?😎
Fry them and eat them like chips
Well, im a bearded dragon soo..
Don't Know well you obviously *don’t know* who you are huh?
Superworms: alright everyone this is the fight for our rights as not being food for lizards.
Bearded Dragon: oo look a buffet
His bearded dragon when he placed it in the box: ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
This emojii is too cute 😭😭
@@goblin9190 (づ￣ 3￣)づ
@@TryNotToLie ^ω^
This is like when squidward ate the entire vault of krabby patties
Anyone who had cable tv growing up gets this
RedJive213 who didn’t have cable tv growing up besides adults??
James O’Shea
That’s my point
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO
Woah I can imagine him eating 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 krabby patties
The floor is larvae
Edit: ;-;
WAS THAT A PUN
Yes ;)
JΔΨ TRΔP ΣDM this comment is brilliant. 👌👍
Ha Ha good thing I'm lazy I do not have a bunch a bugs on meee
JΔΨ TRΔP ΣDM I usually hate puns but I'll hand it to ya 👌
He's in heaven😂😂😂 lucky fella he's so cute 🥰😊he's in food land....all you can eat
Imagine a giant picked you up and put you an a big room full of Pizza! 😂
R.I.P to all those brave worms who risked their lives on the battlefield
XD
A
@@renanalves1410 B
ME:GOOD ONE GOOD ONE
BROTHER:NICE ONE
F
This is every bearded Lizard dream.
Rick Owens Rick Owens nigga I see you ever where
Rick Owens Rick Owens lol
Haha yes
c Rick Owens Rck😕😕
Rick Owens Rick Owens
Lizzard:MY DREAM COME TRUE
The lizzard: yeah big party
I love it when *C U B E O F D E A T H* visits
"Sorry about that. I was just cutting a potato and I got a call" gonna use this line to get out of things
Darrell Patts lmao aye
Lord Lazy
Bruh.
+Melanated what?
Right ha!!!:)
Imagine being 1/2000 and you’re still the one being eaten
The 1/2000 should play the lotte-
*wait it can't, it's been eaten*
i would be the one who able to eat potatoes as last supper before got eaten.
@@x8zz ..........wat
@@rhymestars1344 lmao thats too good 💯😂😂
yeah, its like being in a rambo movie.
the main character always wins kinda deal.
Mine is still super tiny .. I can't wait for him to grow !. Thanks for sharing
He’s so brave to just use his hand and pick up a bunch of worms lol
I will never be able to do that anytime
"Why did nobody tell me I could eat the ground?!"
Lol underrated comment
The dragon didn't even know where to start
Hes just chillin then its like wait. The ground is food
and he lick the ground
He did know when to stop though.. unlike me with a chips or ice cream stocked at home
SHAUYA SMITH 66h ㄴㅊㅈㅇ66666665666666😤😡😈😠😱😵🐩🐀🐤🐭🍉🍈🍎🍓🍑🍓🍐🍏🍓🍓🍓🍓⛄❄❄⛄⛄❄❄⛄⛄❄⛄⛄⛄❄
Wtf @eloisanascimento6874
6:48 He ate 11.
I thought eating worms is ewwww but was satisfying to watch
Lizard's reaction at first: "Wait....what...is it a dream or something?!...are you kidding me?"
7:30 The one worm on his tail is like "I think I've got him pinned down guys!"
Can't see shit
Lol dats funny
"I got him guys!! I'm wearing him down!! Run while you can!!"
Lol which one
arjl880 bbyghhhgt
The floor is larva!
fantastic
how is this not top comment?
Pnakotus, holy crap, I wish I had more likes to give you for this comment.
Lol
Pnakotus WHY ISN'T THIS THE NUMBER ONE COMMENT WHAT IM DYING 😂😂😭😭
Very beautiful experiences ♥️🥺
after those timelapses of superworms eating everything i swear this lizard is getting some nibbles from the worms lol
A: Hey what's your job?
B:I count worms before shipping them.
A: Oh ! good for you. Good for you
Miichu each worm is about the same size so they just scoop them up with a measuring cup measure them like water
Probably weigh em
Entrepreneurs do what they must.
Miichu so they put them in a tube and they have a estimate labor number in each level it’s a weird process I seen someone do it
I'm sure it's by weight.
He was like wait what the floor is edible LOL
Absolutely, He was so confused for a second. Must be nice!
Lol
.
.
Garrett Rose .
i like how the bearded dragon was up and checking on ya like: "DUDE! those millys come in yet man? you are not holding out on me are you??"
I fell in love Shadow, he is adorable!
That bearded dragon was in heaven 😂😂
Edit:holy shit! Thanks for the likes guys u made my day 😎😆
ᎯᎦᏂ ᎿᏂᏋ ᏊᎯᖇ mᎯᏣᏂᎲᏁᏋ just wanted to comment that..
While the worm are in hell 😅
Eye of Dawn
Yea lol
cool an ash player
No it was in hell it s too much
Other lizards: *let me in, LEMME IIIIIINNNNN*
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Okay you made me chuckle😁
That would be my beardies dream
I see what you did there. 😏
plot twist:he was feeding the worms,not the lizard..
4:34
Indian womens be like-"We need him as a rice purifier at any cost"😂
Putting a lizard in a box with 2000 worms!
lizard look at you and say
*sorry I am actually vegan*
XD
Nice one lol
Gold NMR mooooo
Question why. Bruh XD
GOOD ONE LOLLLLLLLLLL!!!
"human your floor is broken"
"This floor is best floor pls kep"
Jhopeee!!! Lol
omg armys are here too?
Gecko of course !
Gecko yepppppp we really are everywhere👌😂😂
Feeding the weekend with oatmeal, potato and Mcdonalds drink trays looks like you adding ingredients to a menu. 😂
The lizard be like -I am in HEAVEN !!!
Bearded dragon:"WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE WHERES THE LAMB SAUCEEEEE!!!"
.: Kuro Karasu 黒烏 :. Its a gordon ramsay reference
*IT'S F@#$ing RAW!*
Correction - you used not only too many exclamation marks, but also the wrong punctuation.
.: Kuro Karasu 黒烏 :. Booger AIDS, AIDS booger
skyler masterson This is CZcams, no need for grammar corrections lmao
To everyone seeing this, I hope your pets and bearded dragons are living happily and healthy! God bless you all!
This is the happiest bearded dragon ever!
He doesn't even know where to start he keeps looking around. Hes the happiest bearded dragon 😊❤
And if the lizard eats it all the fattest lizard
A mealworm is about the equivalent of a hamburger
I yhink they do that when they want a bigger enclosure
My ezra would be like " you humans are buying them in mass wich means there cheap so i will not take this underpriced food give me the crickets that litterly are cheaper"
The dragon is glass surfing he wants a bigger enclosure he is cramped not happy
The box of my nightmares...imagine dumping that into someone's bed.
I can imagine. So how long is that box of worms gonna last? Months? Until the end of the year? Don't own a dragon myself, so I don't know how much they eat.
DragonSemi they eat loads so it's a good idea to buy a lot otherwise u will be going to shops all time and I've only got a baby so you probably should think about it
DragonSemi shadow usually eats 15 to 20 worms a day. After working it out that means 1000 superworms will last about 2 months and 2000 will last about 4. These guys are huge eaters.
Don't worry, get a bearded dragon and he'll eat them all lol
I'd be happy I'd be like " YAYYYY FREE SUPERWORMS"
Video : Dragon eating 2000 superworm in his cage
22mil people : "hmmm interesting"
Those super worms are having existential crisis.
3 months later on "my 600lbs life"
my 600 gram life lolol
😂
I was not expecting this comment and honestly I enjoyed it
Oh. My. Fking. God. That’s amazing!
Dominik Gronkiewicz LOL
(The person's perspective)
"Eat up buddy!"
(The bearded dragon 's perspective)
"OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!"
(The worms' perspective)
OH MY GOD THE APOCALYPSE!
THIS IS THE END!
HURRY SQUIRM YOUR WAY OUT OF THE BOX!
(Squirming silence)
WE CAN'T PASS THROUGH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Abdul Hamid oh frag that!
Xyclonix Milward XD
lol
Thanks for the subtiles man =)))))
Lovely dramatization lol
That lizard/iguana/gecko and superworms are having the time of its life.
The crunchiness is so satisfying lol
imagine you around a floor full of junk food or your dream food
Retarded FroG yeah i love chicken burgers but if i was on a floor made of chickens id be tripping. Same goes for moving ice creams
Retarded FroG Yasssss that would be heaven for mee I want a floor of pizza I don't care if I slip on the floor! I would probably eat all of the the pizza, now the in think of it some breadsticks would be good too!
I wish to bathe in mac n cheese
a swimminv pool of fries 🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟
:DDD
I love witnessing someone else speak to their reptile. It makes me feel less crazy.
Awww he is spoilt for choice to the point he doesn't know where it start xD his lil face is so cute
Damn these animals are so used to scarcity so when they see a over abundance they shut down🤣🤣🤣🤣
At first he was like
_what_
Then he was like
*Food*
Food
/|_/|
(●-●)
|>🍔
I don't know why, but this made me laugh
That was pretty cringy bud. lol
*Rip and Tear earrape plays in the background*
Wow, treating all those worms like gods. The one thing they don't know is they're actually dragon food. XD
Coconut Kitty I just saw the dragon by the fridge.
Coconut Kitty excuse me,
but who does?
they could start a religion this:
King worm: "first their was darkness, then all of worm kind were dropped into the world by the supreme being. He sent his dragon to weed out the unfaithful from our midst. Swiftly non believers were devoured cleansing us of evil, then the supreme being happy with us righteous followers rewarded us with oats, potatoes, and shelter. We now live in a utopia where we prosper and live fearless as the dragon feeds on the unjust. Hail the supreme being!"
Robert Dicke we could make a religion out of this
Robert Dicke Wormble: Wormnesis 1:1
He hold without plastic..godd..goosebump
Watch his little eyes light up ... ooooooooooooooooooooooo Paradise!!!!!
10,000 calories challenge - reptile version
😂
And the contestants are Matt Lizard, Joey Lizard and Nela Lizard 🤣🤣🤣
man, Matt stonie got competition now
HAHAHAHAHA
bavwbiabfbx 2nd he jqgfosharhsirtrteterdudid🙄😶🙄😊🤗😚😎😘☺😍😚☺😇☺🐑🐮🐕🐈🐅🐮🐎🐏🐷🐅🐮🐴🐗🐺🐮🐂🐏🐂🐴🐕🐯🐴🐂
This is the reptile equivalent of diving into a bathtub filled with $100 dollar bills
Rocket Propelled Mexican I can't eat $100 bills
its like going to mandarin buffet
BAYAR3AB3AST You're not trying hard enough obviously.
More like a tub of chicken nuggets 🤤🤤🤤
+Anna Beheler MEEERICAAAAA FUCK YEAHHHHHH
Wow look nice. Thanks for sharing
I love how shadow is like selective on which one even though there is 2000 of em
You put your pet in paradise then you put the pets food in paradise. You sir are a legend!
Noah Baker what about the worms that died?
xxSEFAxxx Tac they are literally in paradise
Noah Baker so you telling me the worms were muslims?
Lols
This one is just made my day... lol
This dude is really just touching these worms like they're orbeez
You get used to it after awhile when you have reptiles since that's there main source of food
For real that’s what I was thinking
FRRRR
They're weird and squishy 😂 it's kinda cool tbh
I fed beardies at school and yes it is creepy at first but you do get used to it
I don't know why youtube recommends this, and i don't know why i still watch it.
That is very close with these oldies worms
Snow and a good time
This would not happened If the worms would have guns
XD
And yeah you too wouldn't have to comment on this !!!
One of the funniest comments ever.
Holy grenade
Lmao
My bearded dragon died a year ago, I bet this is what is happening to him
King LXVI hes having fun in worm heaven
Hell yeah! Feasting on a million superworms in the clouds.
He's in heaven now with all the other dragons making new friends brother
I hatched some 8 yrs ago nd they died last year i bet they are friends with yours
Im sorry but know he is in heaven with all the worms and things to eat
Bearded dragon : Hey man thanks for dropping me in Barbeque resturant 😋😋
Thank you. Learn something new everyday.
you should count them to make sure you didnt get scammed
The White Knight I know you're sarcastic, but they do it with KG.
i legit count them... he missed about 200. give and take.. yes i am fun at parties
i bet you are bicc boi
😂😂😂
He is two worms short
He protecc
He attacc
But most important
He likes snacc
aslan.çansizyan You idiot
aslan.çansizyan you idiot
@@l2569 no he's not
@@inchemaitau6587
r/wooooosh
he's thicc
Man makes worm sound like a package from Amazon
Grand party' of chameleon.... He was like I am confused which worm do I have to eat I am mad ...
"Excuse me, there's oatmeal in my worms."
-Bear Grylls
Erickson Silverio lol XDD
Erickson Silverio lol
I dotm get it
Erickson Silverio I
...Excuse me,theres a cow in my dirt