THATS WHY YO MOMMA DEAD | Totally Accurate Battlegrounds
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The last thing Badger needed was to add the word “drip” to his vocabulary
Add “drip” to tabg word bank is what we need now
He lost headass for drip
The all trying to get this platinum chip, while out here with my platinum drip
The milk man????? Is your milk delicious???
9o*Oyrss
This comment was edited but this is me typing while I’m asleep. Wassup.
So first God left the server, then we go a fun fact and died for it, and now we've found out our momma is dead. What a great trilogy
Best Trilogy Ever
Don't forget the French too
@@Aerospaced that wasn't a title
Just wait till the badger voice in the game your gonna flip
The TABG trilogy, from Badger.
"Never thought I'd be talking to a TABG voice actor."
Better start believin' in Voice Actors, Russianbadger; Ye are one!!
Second ever Pirates of the Caribbean reference I’ve seen on this site
LOL
He was Minos Prime in the Maxor ULTRAKILL Act 2 video
“MY BLOOD IS A CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE IN 39 STATES”
@@scrp6638 PERCS
Imagine being a random bystander and you see badger and his squad Fuckin flying across the map in a car
I played in that game and I saw it and let me just say it makes so much more sense now that I know it was thouse guys who did it.
It wouldn't even be that wierd, TABG has some wild stuff
"The russian roulette", a revolver that jams up on almost every shot unless you get lucky in which case it unleashes the force of a 1000 suns.
+ One chance to shoot every 5 seconds
To avoid macro use
-slaps the revolver-
" lousy piece of sh-"
*-Fires and kills everyone in a mile radius-*
*uses a flintlock fully loaded*
how bout a map wide russian roulette event where bullets have a 1/6 chance of shooting the player themselves
@@plk2147 *ha* no
Badger: "at 24 frames chat you can't expect me to hit shit."
Me who plays Rainbow six Seige on a potato: "huh.."
@Emery Dennis nice but I don’t think anyone asked
@Emery Dennis Me no like
Me who plays rust @15 fps
@@ad-manchannel1017 me who cant even start the fucking game
Og xbox one gang
5:50
This makes me want to hear one of the other heisters call Jacket "Chicken Little".
Also i ended up in a server with Jurassic420 and spent the entire round watching this man get kill after kill.
we need jacket in payday 3, i know its only been out for a couple days but it needs more
Badger really went from playing with an asset to BEING an asset
"Meeting with Landfall games"
I can only imagine their office is just a garage
No it's an old tree with a door build on the side of it cause only a damn elf could make a game like this
@@azathoththe3rd no its an old shack inside a garbage dump, they could barely program the game without getting their electricity cut off every 5 mins cuz they committed tax fraud
@@azathoththe3rd Ewph*
*Badger 2 weeks after*:
So good news, i meet with Landfall games, bad news, i dont have a liver anymore.
It’s just a crackden.
"tabg is worth the 5 dollar price tag"
tabg: *goes free to play*
Ikr
Jahler*
🤣🤣🤣lol
Anyone know the name of the song at 9:04
@@dogedog7127 unsure might be cipher from lemino. The audio is hidden behind russian’s voice.
"Youve never seen the horrors of the unity game engine, they're beyond the comprehension of mortal man." That quote has aged like a fine wine.
Why is Badger the only youtuber to do the sponsor bit right? He sprinkles clips in that tie into what he's talking about with the read and makes them genuinely enjoyable to watch. He memes the shit out of it and that makes me actually listen. Sponsor people, take fuckin notes, this is how you do it
As a Finnish person, you saying "unironically Finnish" is the most 'fair enough' statement I have heard in a while
Ayyy pog im finnish too and i agree
Yeah gotta agree
@@joonapukarinen1153 you just got to agree
Tavallaan totta lol
(Sort of true lol)
@@zusatord782 kyllä se on täysin oikein
Badger: *can’t hit shots at less than 30 FPS*
Garry’s mod PVP-ers: Weak.
I played BF3 back on the 360 before switching to pc and my aim was on point. Not sure what he's complaining about.
@@valravnsshadow9422 Facts...... going from console to pc, they raged at my aim afterwards
Switch Players: WEAK
420th like lmao
ikr
I swear, badger is the only person to date that has made me laugh while trying to sell me a shaving kit. That guy gaming so hard that his shorts just burst into flames had me wheezing.
Badger is the only CZcamsr whose ads you want to watch purely because “Ball spray is the least weird part of this video.” is not a sentence you want to randomly skip to without context.
When you talk to them you BETTER make them add a comically large spoon melee or otherwise I will unleash every damm french in the planet
Baguette melee weapon
Only a spoonful
We're already actually
OUI
*OUI*
TheRussianbadger:"I just see an ak47 sticking through the grass"
Me: *fear*
Its speaks Vietnamese
Oh fuck now the ground speaks Vietnamese
@@darthball2723 always has been
The trees can't be harmed if the lorax is armed.
@J Dude go away boy
i love how welcoming this games community is
They'lll practically high five you and then hand you a can of sprite if your new like: "welcome to hell, fren!"
5:43 my man had an entire backstory and vendetta against that chicken man, so much raw anger lmao
Suggestion for the game: A blessing that does nothing but make every gun reload sound a garand ping.
And another blessing to make every automatic gun sound like an A10 Warthog.
A blessing that lets you dual wield guns
I need this right freaking now. You sir have described heaven.
@@ravenfire5505 It would have to be described as audio perfection.
A bomb vest with a literal nuke on it it kills you but has a very big aoe
But you walk very slow
Badger: "The $5 was worth it"
Landfall: "uhh... It's free now."
(:
Free? How so?
@@NormanRDolan They made the game an FTP a while ago (not sure HOW long ago, tho)
@@RBTD-bn6us aren't the servers deactivated now? Like Badger revived the game only for landfall to kill the game by not fixing the not funny bugs
@@MommyKhaos the servers are still up and average 500 players online
4:42 and now Badger is one
2:56 the whole thing with flammable… just perfect
I've watched that part AT LEAST 5 times now and I keep dying of laughter every time lmao 🤣
"LGTB? Whats that?"
"Its lettuce, gay, tomato and bacon."
really? i thought it was Lettuce, grape, tomato and baconbites
@@doctorgoblin1001 go straight to th bad bin, do not pass go, go directly to jail and never come out, please, the world cannot handle your big brain
LGBTQ+? What is that,Premium?
@@spades7295 I didn't think I had a brain to begin with
@@aaronblack7038 lettuce, gay, bacon, tomato, Quebec Special +
Never thought I'd ever hear Skullker without fucking around with a soundboard throughout the entire video.
TABG is the only game that’s so chaotic on its own that his soundboard wouldn’t be able to keep up
@@touhoutrash2436 tf?
Generation zero is a open world survival game
@@touhoutrash2436 that's crazy bro, but who tf asked?
10:07 as an American i can confirm that is how our health care system works, Badger
4:30 the whole scene
the guys at landfall need to add removable and weaponized clothing that you can hold and use as a weapon. you haven't lived until you've decked someone in the jaw with a human-sized pickle suit
That’s the biggest vibe check
You just stick a large pole in the bottom and use it as a comically large, pickle-shaped bat
bro i fckn love this community🤣
*Guy holding his AK-47 while crawling though the grass*
Me, an intellectual: "PET RUSSIAN I HAVE GIFT FOR YOU!"
Pet russian and russian badger, best crossover ever.
(9:46 & 9:51) This is perfect for Ralsei, *now he never has to let go of the trigger to heal!*
when you said pain here 3:31 my game had a nuke go off (fallout 3 ps3)
Badger fears no demonetisation. He uncensored the “f*ck, f*ck, f*ck” without the fear of youtube tyranny
Badjur to youtube: THE POWER OF DOLLAR SHAVE CLUB SPONSORSHIP COMPELS YOU!!
And GamerSups
@@Lightna and of course
RAID SHADOW LEGENDS
@@AViewCado69420 fuck I was gonna say that.
yeah there were ads on this video aswell
"29 seconds ago" wow that's a frame-perfect browser refresh
real
That’s some real shit
Yes
damn
Bruh. You sit there and refresh his page in anticipation too? I thought I was the only one. 2 videos in less than a week? I'm gonna OD on badger...
0:03 this aged very well
Yes
Badger is slowly turning inti Quentin Tarantino.
He's one foot fetish away from making a pulp fiction sequel 😂
Here's my suggestion: make downed enemies be able to be used as melee weapons.
I like this
Да
Now they can go for the knees
Genius
Our*
TABG, is that a sandwich?
Can’t wait for the Reaction
Yeah!
And you can double barrel it!
Tomatoes, aubergine, Bacon GRENAD-
Fancy seeing you here
LGBTQ is that a sandwich?
1:32 I like how you put Godzilla for God
👍
0:03 I never thought I needed Arthur Morgan punching Tacitus Kilgore with a grin
Edit: nvm its Fenton. Still amazing though
26 frames per second, in my home that's considered a luxury.
Can’t even Count to 26 in this household big fella
Only 26? On chromebook THST stuff can’t even go past 14 frames when playing happy wheels
26 frames is a legend straight from the Bible for me
A frame per year is considered living a life with no worries
I play on switch a lot so my best is usually 30 fps
I love how badger is just casually like
“Yeah we turned Mozzie into a pickle”
I know lol like that short segment was an afterthought, laughed so hard at that one
Funniest shit I've ever seen.
I love how casually he says that he's playing with mozzie, like it's part for the course at this point, next thing you know mozzie gets a crying seal charm for his p10 pepperoni in r6 🤣
I m heavy weapons guy
@@Iloverimjobs lmaooo
Watching Badger again really reminded of the dumb and fun humor i enjoy and really its whats making my day just watching old videos ive missed.
4:23 is that J Cole?
“Ohio is literally a rural bar fight of a state”
As an Ohio resident who is joining the military to get away I completely agree with this statement.
so its basically a bar fight, but as a military unit, its just a bar fight but rifles and immense shouting?
25 astronauts are from Ohio (per NASA). That state clearly makes people want to leave this planet.
@@darknet180 yes
As a Ohioan I have one complaint:
The bar is made of fucking corn. It's just corn. There's only corn. This is a cry for help. The corn is coming. Help.
What branch?
Suggestion: add a “shotgun barrel” barrel attachment that makes your gun shoot 9 of that specific gun’s caliber i.e 9mm, 7.62, 5.56, 50. cal, etc. in a shogun type spray pattern. It would also effectively sextuple shotgun rounds as well.
Jesus Christ, you're talking about turning a shotgun shell into a localised meteor shower 😂
@@Red_Beard2798 why not, that's basically already expected from TABG
Basically bird shot for super huge birds.
@@Red_Beard2798 rocket launcher with a shotgun barrel
Reminds me of Bastion from D2 basically a 3 round burst of slug rounds fired like a cluster of 7 per burst....so thats 21 slugs hitting you simultaneously
i need custom TABG air force 1s 4:18
Something that I’ve noticed about Martin is that, like James Woods and Hades, he does the voice lines for Mozzy by just existing because they’re both chaotic, they’re both a little bit nutty and they’re both unironically Australian
They should add a barrel attachment that makes the gun have 10x more recoil.
*Fires gun*
*Tabg Space Program initiated*
That + Blunderbuss = *Masterpiece of disaster*
_Walls closing in?_
Shoots gun once
*GOOD,* _THAT’S ONE LESS LOOSE END._
Make it 10x force in both directions and that would be amazing
@@theasexualidiot4803 no. Reverse recoil...
“Unironically Finnish” would be a great name for a comedy on Netflix.
That would only last for 7 episodes after Netflix cancels it although it was #1 on Netflix for 3 months strait
Im finnish abd i agree
@City Watch Guard yes finnish me
You need to play tf2
@@mikkopippo9762 hei minun fine brotherman
It’s amazing how these guys are friends with the guy who voices a character in a mainstream triple A game is cool yet also kinda silly
"I don't actually hate Tabg"
Badger from the first clips alone there was no need to say that
Badger here's your suggestion:
We need to add melee weapons that are literally just furniture. like plastic garden chairs or ceiling fans.
I can alreadsy see that
That's basicly israeli bar fight
So you want to add in Yakuza Beast style into the game?
Or couches or octagonal picnic tables.
Or a entire couch
@@xtremegamer7198 I was about to say
The visceral irony that is badger being friends with Mozzie's VA while simultaneously being on the ubisoft no stage appearances list kills me every single time
Wait seriously? Lmao
Why is he on the no stage appearance
@@gizzVv He's "canonically an edgelord in the Ubisoft/Rainbow 6 Siege Cinematic Universe" (that's pretty much a quote from Badger). The R6S dev team apparently hates him, but the Ubisoft Marketing team loves him 🤣
@@tracetaylor9361 I actually don’t believe you could have explained that better. Holy shit thanks man
@@gizzVv No problem man 😂
Therussianbadger is one of the few fucken people who id watch through his sponsership ads of his video because of the sheer enjoyment i have of his content
I can’t believe I didn’t notice this till now but at 10:20 I feel like it was intention to do pestilys out-tro music on the plague doctor
I've got the best weapon suggestion in 3 words:
Comically. Large. Spoon.
Y E S
You got me laughing hard... badger and his buddies were trying to add comically large spoon to payday... as a joke... It would be even more funny if it would be to come true
How about a sniper rifle that shoots backwards
My spoon is too big...
My spoon is too big...
My spoon is too big...
I am a Banana...
*Y E S*
Here's a suggestion: add a 1% chance of dying when reloading the garand because of garand thumb
yes
@@tactishovel2247 no
@@azskateing7764 maybe
ya see, the problem there is called video game math, 1% of the time = 100000% of the time.
XCOM logic
Fun fact a lot of these weapons are actually from totally accurate battle simulator tabs
I want a game mode for tabg that is a team based multiplayer mode where you equip your load out and attachments and then enter a match and play with other’s in king of the hill,capture the flag,or whatever other game mode they put in
Badger: "even better than poppy"
Poppy: So about those dollar shave club razors...
I can imagine that lol
"A pair of forearms and an AK47 going through the grass"
Yeah that's Vietnam
"Nah, it's just pet russian in his daily walk"
It wasn't a ak 47 tho. It was a mossberg shotgun I believe.
@Luke Payne I'm 0retty sure it was a shotgun
wow you dont say
THE TREES
"A guy with two arms carrying an AK-47"
Me: um that's a Benneli M4
I love how dollar shave clubs best selling point is no long wait times at the store AND I JUST SAW SOME AT THE STORE
Improve how friendly the game is towards graphics cards when there's a lot of moving parts, cause if it goes down to 45 fps with a f*cking RTX 3090....
My computer ain't gonna stand a chance in those situations
Bro I PLAY REGULARLY AT 20FPS MATE MINE IS GONNA FLATLINE AND BLOW UP IF I TRY
might be CPU bound
I might just be lucky af, but I get pretty smooth 65-70 fps with a 2070 super
Thank you Badger and everyone else for recognizing Ohio as circletown and yes, as someone who lives in Ohio, it really is a rural bar fight.
It’s diet florida
As another ohioan. Yep he wasnt wrong
@@RevenantTed Our weather be Bipolar as hell too
We do fight in bars a lot my fellow Ohioan
i can’t believe you people think Ohio is real
I cant stop thinking about how much badger looks like the bowler hat man 😂
... You mean from meet the Robinsons?
OH my God. I can actually see it.
I literally watch this video lying on the periodic table. Best in my life!🤣🤣🤣
Comically Large Spoon is now in Payday 2 and if the community gets a collected 5 million kills with the spoon then we get gold spoon
BADGER, MAKE A VID ON THE SPOON N O W
SPOOON
As soon as I found out about it (and yes I know I'm late) I rushed to tell badger about it but I see you already have it covered. Also
SPOON
E
i got that golden spoon, on me
Everybody: "Maybe not circle town?"
Skullker: C I R C L E T O W N
7:56
It's a year later, and I still can't help but wonder. How would Badger look with a full beard??
“Where’s the chicken”
“HES IN THE GROUND”
Ohioan here:
"Ohio is literally a rural bar fight"
well they did call this game "Totally accurate" for a reason
I mean, yeah
AYY FELLOW OHIO
I SEE THE CORN SPREADS FURTHER.
We must spread the Buckeye Nationalism my brethren
@@nardo8006 ALL HAIL THE CORN, GO BUCKEYES!
ALL HAIL THE CORN EMPIRE LEAD BY THE BUCKEYE KING
i feel like i would like to see badger and heavenly play “a way out” together
Heavenly would drop him on Purpose
Heavenly would just dome him asap
If we bully him enough it'll happen
That would be *amazing*
@@urbanhail548 just like how we bullied payday 2 devs into adding the spoon
"if you have any brain cells you don't feel like losing I'd play some 90's the hell outta here" my brain cells left me a long time ago sorry badger
5:00 i didnt notice till i replayed a bit of persona5 but you actually used background characters from the game for this bit
"Hey buddy. How good are you?"
*proceeds to ascend via building stack*
*slithering noises*
"At 26 frames, you can't expect me to hit shit."
*Laughs in 2.8 frames in enlisted and still gets 28 kills with a springfield*
God damn what kinda potato brand you using?
Xbox. Not Xbox360. Not Xbox SeriesX. An Xbox
Respect to you man. But I play on a modified toaster, and I can only play Roblox Phantom Forces on 29 frames AVERAGE. But the sad part is, is that not all maps can be ran on 29 frames. Also I have 2 graphics on my settings
legit same im running enlisted on an i3 lol
Et tu?
Badger's "Hello" sounds weirdly soothing to hear, considering his chaotic and eccentric nature
You are the only creator that I actually watch the adds of because you make it actually entertaining
From the sheer chaos of everyone together, they could add a TTT esk mode, everyone could appreciate the majesty of DRIP OR DROWN JUSTICE
*Badger... I have ran from the other village to tell you... your request.. has been fulfilled the payday, comically.. large.. spoon.. is here* **dies**
You may rest easy now. You will be remembered for your service.
We did it boys...
But at what cost...?
He sacrificed his life to give him news
You shall be remembered like the messenger of marathon, your sacrifice shall be honored.
It's like that guy who ran 160+ miles straight to say they won
Tabg is the most fun I’ve genuinely ever played out of all battle royales
You are startin to look like Vegeta tho 😂😂😂. I love all your videos, thanks badger.
(Super Saiyan looking head ass...)
I like how Jurassic420 had a little guy next to him just parroting and confirming everything he said.
He had a hypeman
you mean me?
@@Poppyfromtabg :o
@Braylon Davis yes :)
“Is this what nam was like” it’s inaccurate they weren’t in the god damn trees
@J Dude hissssssss your now a unicorn mare fucking deal with being orange and long purple mane go shoot something with magic or something.
@@AceOfBlackjack what?
@@professionalhotgarbage You dare challenge me? I could make you into a Pegasus and give you short sightedness. Maybe even make you blue!
@@AceOfBlackjack whatever drugs you are on give me some
fortunate sun intensifies
4:42
Badger 7 1/2 months ago: I'm playing with a TABG asset right now, this is so confusing.
Badger literally 5 days ago: I'm in TABG
“I’m playing with a fucking tabg asset right now, this is so fucking confusing”
One tabg video later: ”I’m in the game”
"Ohio is literally a rural bar fight of a state"... as someone who lived in Ohio for 15 years, the accuracy of that statement made me lol so hard! 🤣
so, which of the 3 buildings in the state have you been to?
I didn’t read that lol part the first time...
@@anuragneelam8527 lMAO
@Michael Haar no you are not real nobody lives in ohio except for lizard people
@@anuragneelam8527 same 🤣
“Ohio is literally a rural bar fight of a state”
For the life of me I can’t get the line out of my head, no matter how hard I try
I live in the rural area of ohio and I can confirm
69 likes
@Landon Prater ah circlevill I live in the middle of bum fuck no where
I live in the most southwesternmost city in Ohio and I can also confirm
@@odyssey_alt933 around toledo im guessing? i live like 45 mins from bass pro
The best part if Badgers videos is the re-watchablity of his videos
0:38 is solders on D-Day in 1944 with your secondary faulting at the last second: “sir, I think I may have taken off the top of my 1911”
Now, hear me out: burst-fire rocket launcher
So what I’m hearing is something like the ward cliff coil?
There it is and it has a 10 round mag..... Shooting that at somebody is so fucking scary
@@kitsunechaos1837 I mean, it's tabg, so let's go with a Wardcliff shooting multiple wardcliffs, if that made sense.
give it a drum mag
@@paleturtleboiturtles5120 lmao imagine a drum mag on the end of an rpg
It’s not called a war crime it’s called denying the enemy new recruits
I laughed way to hard at this.
I mean technically...
You think Court marshal will buy it ?
Banned company meme gang
LMAO
0:39 had me crying for idk what reason 😂
"on big smoke" he dies in the end
Suggestion: Add the ability to carry your teammates when they’re down.
and use them as weapons
@@beansoupboyboy7610 *puts a silencer on it*
@@fosd7459 then they will shart quietly LMAO.
I mean that usually means you're carrying them anyway
Wait a minute we got the same pfp wtf wanna do karate in the garage
Idea: have the crying seal as a character.
Have a camera that blinds people when taking pictures.
You could eat crayons
T-pain vs. Tuxbird in TABG
Both on 20 minutes of sleep to make it fair
P A I N
The fact, that badger got to talk to an OFFICAL voice actor for COD: vanguard, R6S, and more. Badger could've talked about ANYTHING he wanted to. And he chose to teach Martin about TABG and pickle rick... Gods bless America
Badger: can't believe I'm playing with a tabg asset
Also badger: becomes tabg asset