[Vinesauce] Joel - Drug Games
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- čas přidán 22. 04. 2020
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Date streamed: 20 Apr, 2020
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Joel your ibuprofen addiction is tearing this family apart
Ibuprofen your Joel addiction is keeping this family together
Joel please stop consuming ketamine the childrens are scared
and if you see him, please tell dad to come home
His smakas orange juice addiction is tearing apart his diabetes
You’re tearing me apart Jobel.
I like the part where joel had a mental break down because he bought one too many juice boxes.
hey it's that guy ITS HERE
matt Hill yes it is Me the guy
I'm
It made me sad and afraid
hey it's that guy oh my God I just got there and I'm laughing my ass off
Edit: oh my God he keeps going
old man screams at juice
I have ruined 69 likes
@@knuxol3894 BURN THE SINNER
This is great, I had an insane dream last night that Joel started streaming for really long hours and playing really weird games because he was snorting cocaine on facecam. It ended with him vlogging from Swedish rehab.
I wish people can record their dreams because I'd put that on my playlist
@@thecatrooms we will be able to do so in the next 5-10 years, im working in the field
@@thecatrooms this is the second time I've had a weird dream with Joel in it. I got like 800 likes on my previous one a few years ago, where I went to his house cor a cookout and then he grew bird wings and flew around before regurgitating a camcorder and showing me a let's play he filmed on it
@@Mokujo it's ok i just recently had a dream where i saw a kiosk for a game called Twisted Metal: Air Drive... idk why but it cracks me up (apparently you can't read in dreams but you can see like projections that are words if that makes sense)
Man, what is it with Joel and weird dreams? I had a dream once that I was going to Sweden on a school trip. We made a stop in Finland and the bus drove away without me, so I went on a trek through the country while saying "Fitta, nej perkele" to anyone I met (and they somehow understood what I wanted). Eventually I arrived in Sweden and I met Joel in front of a Lidl giving out Pepsi cans.
imagine being his neighbor and hearing some random Swedish guy yelling at the top of his lungs about buying too many crappy juice boxes.
Well his neighbor would also be swedish but yes I see your point
Imagine being a swedish guy
Joel losing his shit over children's vitamin drink is the funniest thing
Joel: "Why are the police chasing me?!?!"
Also Joel: *Carrying several bags of hard drugs.*
Must be that weed gamer shirt he's wearing!
*S M O K E F R O D O*
Monokuma says, "Do drugs, Upupupupu." Kids. Don't be like Monokuma.
@@Shala_Boi Be like Junko Enoshima instead.
@@Shala_Boi Yeah, be like my mistress instead
I say "do marijuana if you want upupu", then Junko says "INJECT 28 TABLES OF ACID IN YOUR ARM THEN COMMIT A MASSACRE YEAAAAAH"
@@WDWatameVirus What a pair you two are. I still need to beat the second one so I can play V3 and Ultra Despair Girls. lol
@@Shala_Boi Junko is misunderstood. She's actually a very nice girl once you get to know her. 😁
Can't wait to watch my favourite streamer Vinesauce Joel, self-proclaimed CEO of jenkem, play funny haha weed games as his body runs on nothing but ibuprofen
Drugs are bad kids don’t be like Joel, only play teletubbies for the ps1
Matthew The meme lord And don't drink so much shitty juice.
No, drugs are good, only play LSD Dream Emulator for the PS1
@@alfo2804 jenkem propaganda smh my head,,.. . ,,.,
I still have my original PS1 Teletubbies game. I actually enjoyed that game as a kid.
Mmmmkay...
“They taste like water!” Says the Swedish man talking about children’s juice boxes whilst playing a game about drugs
"why do I have window beer?"
>Casual tire fire in the background
Varg Friend would never flip anyone off he would never do this im literally shakign and cryign rn guys,,, , ,, ,, , ,
its not vargfren, see the evil twin eyebrows
Its his evil twin:
Varg En...emy.
🖕
vargFren :0
@@KH0LRA IT HIM
he huffed too much jenkem :(
*Needs a backpack to carry 30$*
...so its one of THOSE games, huh?
Time to hit up my plastic bottle bong made out of a 60 cent freeway cola bottle
Yes
Cola from lidl
nothing beats glass though, you should invest in one, and some cleaning solution TwT
Lidl cola best cola
enjoy getting your tonsils removed, don't smoke out of plastic or aluminum
"this is complicated" aka. joel not realizing that 3 packs of 3 grams does not equal 3 grams.
I can't believe Joel barely mentally managed to play a couple of weed joke games that require primary school level maths to not fail
Doesn't Sweden measure in something other than grams?
@@anonymouslucario285 no, they use metric like everyone else.
hes just a little silly leave him alone
Leah: Type S he can't help it, he has been suffering memory loss since his ibuprofen abuse
Joel: Runs a dispensary, a legitimate and legal business.
Also Joel: Worried about cops in his store that blatantly sells the devil's lettuce.
I'm not sure if Joel realizes weed is legal in some places
No Joel, don't smoke the drug cigarette!
He starts the game at exactly 4:20
Holy shit
Holy shit
Holy Shit
Holy shit
Holy shit
The town feels very Eastern European slum, but those trains? That’s straight AMTRAK y’all
I believe that art style is called "Nouveau Detroit"
"I didn't think I'd go so low to play weed games, but I have played trash games before, they are the same thing anyway."
I have never loved Joel even more.
10:22 - Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls... it's moonijuana time.
silico PREPARE THE QUAD LASER. NO ONE ESCAPES THE QUAD LASER. YOU CANNOT JUMP OVER IT, IT IS TOO BIG.
Did the juice boxes say “Shake well before use”?
Anyone else go through a phase as a kid where they'd pretend to use sticks from trees as cigerettes and act like they were smoking to try and be like an "adult"?
I ask because I used really long, thin stick and pretended to smoke like Cruella de Vil from 101 Dalmatians, but you know, without the animal abuse.
I have a Proerd *(PAL-M D.A.R.E.)* badge, so, I'm immune to any *addictions.* Nice try, Eediot.
here i thought Proerd only existed in brazil
@The nobody shit isn't fucking funny Nobody:
sex: sex when sex awesome!! monkaS poggers!!.e.sfs.
Fort Game what even?
> Smoke pipe weed
> Smoko Frodo
>Smoke weed pipe
> put Frodo in pipe
420 should just be a national holiday where we all have to talk like Big Smoke from GTA San Andreas for the whole day and order a number 9 large from our favorite fast food place.
No
@@JeyJey88-9 you picked the wrong house fool
Big Smoke was a crack kingpin, not funee weed.
15:34 Auto captions: "Sorry, you're going down a dreamless puff. The puff is Jesus."
i left joel playing and i came back to hear him screaming about juice boxes
legends have it, jobel still has juice boxes scattered around his room
If you don't snus...
...You lose!
The juice rant is already one of Joel's best moments of the year.
20:18 Joel first day as a dealer: " i keep throowing amphetamine on the floor, aw fuck Sorry"
Hearing Joel scream about juice boxes is what I live for.
Joel no!! You can’t do the dank weed Joel, Mario says if you do the weed, you go to hell before you die!!
Finally didn't miss out on an upload
I read the title and knew immediately this is going to be great.
As a pole I can confirm we all shit in the shower
Tony Hawk's Pro Smoker
34:17 - 37:42, 38:13 - 39:58 and 40:18 - 41:04
The best part of the stream.
To the question on bassy music (around 30:50), why when someone turns on very loud music you mostly hear only bass from distance/through wall - it's mostly because bass spreads longer distances across the area, and is also less dampened by structures like walls etc. If you hear music from a long distance or through a wall, it's almost like it's processed through a low pass filter. It's much more complicated than that, but in general it's like this.
Also rooms in flats could act as resonators for some lower frequencies. And concrete in buildings could transfer lower frequencies to many floors above and below.
And yeah, sometimes the music just doesn't have any melody, and that's the point of it :)
based in sound and frequencies
@@BorsaMANIAC Throw on some gorenoise at 3 am, the flat will love it
"It's bad for you and it tastes bad!"
**keeps drinking^^
I don't think I want Joel's Juice™...
the drug is Joel! bad, bad Joel!!!
When Jobel said „pierdole” i lost my shit and died
should be careful with ibuprofen though bro should always eat with it can be very dangerous if u dont
the narrator sounds like chills "number 13.....burger king foot lettuce"
I go back in time and Joel voice is still sick. He will never recover
What joel doesnt know is im high watching every stream since about 2016
Joel playing games: "How do I do this thing that has been explained in great detail to me multiple times work? Eh, fuck it, let's keep brute forcing it because I'm caveman."
Joel: *jumps in front of police*
Police: Stop! You violated the law!
droog
7:58 "Joel, check the bathroom!"
Feel better baby joel
Droug gaems
31:00 1) So, the high base hits the natural frequency of many of the elements of the car that then resonate with it and amplify the sound. This is the "rattling" sound you hear with it. 2) Most people have sub woofers either in their trunk, or separate. The speakers in cars are USUALLY disproportionately lower power and volume than the sub woofer. The guy wants a big woofer, doesn't get speakers to match. 3) The car's enclosure blocks a lot of the hgher frequency sound that comes from inside the car. Meaning, that the internal sound with lower frequency will reach out of the car, and thus you will hear more base. If you were inside the car it sounds VERY different, because you have more higher frequency sound waves that reach your ear.
42:38 Those were last words from Joel.
Rest in juice🧃es.
I'm not high but I'm high in problems"
Same
1:01:20 - That MDK music though
nobody:
Joel: OH I HAVE A MICROWAVE
Massive update to this game!
(middle school level math) "guys, this is really... complicated..." *sound of joels veins throbbing to pump blood to his brain to ponder this seemingly impossible task*
Of course there is a drug simulator in Steam.
Steam has a lotta bullshit
?????????????????
Steam is filled with edgelord bullshit.
@@georgewilson7432 Steam allowes all games both adulterrated and bullshit games. This change happend in 2018 where most of thoese games would get denied publishing
@@georgewilson7432 Eh nothing wrong with edge
Joel’s juice box spending issue is eating us out of house and home
Swede has a stroke over a juicebox.wav
Vitamin snusk (send me the snusk juice joel)
SMOKO FRODO
Did Joel really do my Chex like that? Chex is a top tier cereal & the Chex snack mixes are lit
No just no I bet you think Cheerios are good
@Joe Average
It's disgusting cardboard cereal
Chex Quest
6:14 joel has the ability to think paragraphs
D O O B
You try to put in Frodo the pipewe but you can't.
one time i ate a whole bottle of flinstones vitimin gummies. i almost fucking died 10/10 would do again
did you meet god or what
@@nyarg33 Yes
Nothing like falling asleep to a joel stream only to wake up to GET THE FUCK OUT MY STORE GET THE FUCK OUT MY STORE
It’s 2:01 am.
I’m up tripping balls off these Tums gummies
Hi joel :)
Skeletal Bonehead
Yo bro you cant say that on here, the popo will catch onto you. You gotta say c a n d y
The weed shop game is a prime example of joel with his attention span of a goldfish
Joel found the moonajuana so fast.
Drugs are good kids do all of them.
Hey.....uh....you got the stuff? Yeah, gimmie that children's vitamin water, the good stuff.
"Maybe the full release is a little more elaborate."
Having played it, it really isn't much better.
As he drank the whole jukebox 😂
"IT'S DISGUSTING!"
*sip*
"AA I HATE IT IT'S JUST SUGAR WATER"
*sip*
"IT'S NOT EVEN GOOD FOR YOU WHY DID I BUY THIS!?"
*sip*
Joel has corona
Swedish man gives self mental breakdown over children's drink.
Jesus, with joel playing the game turns into Uncut Gems
haffing feesees
"This doesn't look like america"
Someone hasn't been to detroit
Lord Jotles has blessed this with da D R U G S
This game in 144p looks the same lmao
BOY am I glad I stuck around to see Joel get chased by the cops...
56:50 joel questions why they care about money. actually I saw this report that in Australia the majority of illicit drug sales are done without making a profit, and they're mostly from friends to friends. I found that interesting, they sell everything basically at cost price with no intention of making money but to just help each other out.
what Joel is saying is how drug dealing is done in Australia, maybe Victoria specifically.
you'll have to take my word for it, or you can look for the article. it was in the news within the last month or so.
More like Vargskelethor Uncut drugs
💯💯💯
43:54 It's probably because that's how you spell marijuana in polish
Joel freebases painkillers
Are you trying to tell us something joel?
34:24
bookmark: Hi-C rampage
"my favorite American cereal was Golden Gray Ham"
Yo joel you can send me some juices if u don t want them
Joel!!
Haha guys this is sooooo funny.
Haha guys, you're soooo obnoxious.
y u not like funni dust gaem, u hav t gey??
Zuerel needs to animate the juice box bit