Xi Jinping: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

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  • čas přidán 16. 06. 2018
  • Chinese president Xi Jinping is amassing an alarming amount of political power. If only his propaganda videos made the idea of unrestricted authority seem as troubling as the concept of singing children.
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  • @xijinping4418
    @xijinping4418 Před 4 lety +16192

    Stop saying I look like Winnie the Pooh smh

    • @onytay75
      @onytay75 Před 4 lety +87

      @Dominic Tirl what the fuck is this bruv?

    • @carolinegcooke
      @carolinegcooke Před 4 lety +275

      Omg this is gold🤣🤣🤣

    • @seanpecson2858
      @seanpecson2858 Před 4 lety +166

      onytay75
      It’s kind of like a meme in China. Its goetten so huge that Xi hinself banned it.

    • @singthelongswansong
      @singthelongswansong Před 4 lety +41

      Whats even "worse" is that all this crap has gotten "worse" not better.

    • @cloudreaver
      @cloudreaver Před 4 lety +119

      Long live Xi the Pooh, Emperor of ChiNazi!

  • @noelsmith399
    @noelsmith399 Před 4 lety +8645

    I asked my friend what it’s like living in China, he said ‘Can’t complain’

    • @harshityadav0
      @harshityadav0 Před 4 lety +163

      Lol

    • @Dinkys999
      @Dinkys999 Před 4 lety +518

      Complain and be disappeared.

    • @BlueHooloovoo
      @BlueHooloovoo Před 4 lety +264

      Yep he's quite literally not allowed to complain.

    • @salax44
      @salax44 Před 4 lety +15

      LOL

    • @zixuanqin6408
      @zixuanqin6408 Před 4 lety +113

      You trust that? Go on weibo, Chinese twitter, complains about the country are everywhere.

  • @dylan_not_dillon
    @dylan_not_dillon Před 3 lety +1075

    The laughter of the woman in the crowd that you can hear throughout the episode is something that brings me a smile.

    • @aleshakant
      @aleshakant Před 2 lety +68

      I was hoping someone would mention her. I love her laugh it’s so genuine and contagious

    • @Quader417
      @Quader417 Před rokem +13

      Glad someone else noticed it

    • @ryanwillome3550
      @ryanwillome3550 Před rokem +1

      Is "smile" really the right word?

    • @asteve6537
      @asteve6537 Před rokem

      I rewound 4 times to hear her laugh 😂

    • @nadjiguemarful
      @nadjiguemarful Před rokem

      Was it really 6 million??

  • @jamesambrosini2860
    @jamesambrosini2860 Před 3 lety +1901

    For some strange reason, HBO is no longer available in China.

    • @xijinping5411
      @xijinping5411 Před 3 lety +12

      u're right

    • @shmibbybibby7668
      @shmibbybibby7668 Před 2 lety +130

      Winnie the Pooh felt quite offended...

    • @crazydinosaur8945
      @crazydinosaur8945 Před 2 lety +20

      @@shmibbybibby7668 🍯

    • @allislee9701
      @allislee9701 Před 2 lety +20

      With CCP's "unreasonable" acts in every aspect of their own people and towards others around the world, it is only strange if HBO is still in China.

    • @intrepidkangaroo4745
      @intrepidkangaroo4745 Před 2 lety +8

      Yesterday, even ULTRAMAN is no longer available in China for avoiding kids imitating violence in that Japanese cartoon.

  • @thecofounders
    @thecofounders Před 5 lety +6421

    Do you think John Oliver sits in a room sometimes and asks himself, "What country do I never want to visit the rest of my life this week?"

    • @thetstandsforstupid2818
      @thetstandsforstupid2818 Před 5 lety +187

      jbenvenga ok but i definitely read that in his voice

    • @celinak5062
      @celinak5062 Před 5 lety +3

      jbenvenga +

    • @aleksandrmikhail3803
      @aleksandrmikhail3803 Před 5 lety +104

      eyy, john oliver also did an interview to dalai lama years ago.....
      just sayin.....

    • @phazonlord0098
      @phazonlord0098 Před 5 lety +30

      Also I hope HBO is fine if China calls saying that they are cutting any economic relations with them after that AD.

    • @Mirror0CJ
      @Mirror0CJ Před 5 lety +15

      china most likely wont let him to visit .

  • @falco5476
    @falco5476 Před 3 lety +3078

    Reasons kids know bad words
    4.Classmates
    3. older Siblings
    2. The weird uncle
    1. Singing for JOHN OLIVER

  • @aww773
    @aww773 Před 3 lety +969

    To the girl that got to say the uncensored f word on national tv and get paid for it this was probably the greatest moment of her life lol

    • @christopherregan1654
      @christopherregan1654 Před 3 lety +45

      HBO isn't part of national TV. National TV would be broadcast channels like ABC, NBC, CBS, FOX, and CNN, which are legally prohibited from broadcasting profanity by the FCC. HBO is actually a premium cable program similar to STARZ, Showtime, and Cinemax. Therefore, its not bound by the regulations of the FCC, and is free to broadcast its shows in all their uncensored glory.

    • @maxwellqklinger
      @maxwellqklinger Před 3 lety +19

      @@christopherregan1654 It’s legally distinct but effectively the same

    • @unusveritas4122
      @unusveritas4122 Před 2 lety +4

      Also, HBO isn't "national", because it's pretty much everywhere in europe as well.

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk Před 2 lety +5

      @@maxwellqklinger ehh, not really. Abc/fox etc have to censor nudity, curse words etc
      HBO can show whatever the fuck nudity they want, cussing, it's still got ratings but doesn't follow the same guidelines

    • @ElPayasoMalo
      @ElPayasoMalo Před 2 lety +5

      "It's not TV. It's HBO."

  • @TonyRB123
    @TonyRB123 Před 3 lety +405

    I worked with some exchange students from China, and I brought up the Winnie The Pooh vs Xi situation and they had obviously absolutely no idea what I was talking about, so I showed them multiple examples and they thought it was the best thing they’ve ever seen about him

  • @jakobbornhaeuser8925
    @jakobbornhaeuser8925 Před 4 lety +3043

    Am I the only one who was patiently waiting for a “That’s what Xi said” joke? :(

    • @Dreq458
      @Dreq458 Před 4 lety +102

      no, but now I wish it happened

    • @ontariofirs7347
      @ontariofirs7347 Před 4 lety +14

      I hope someone makes one about the coronavirus

    • @pax4370
      @pax4370 Před 4 lety +1

      Feeling bored?
      Heres something soothing...
      The song of the mermaid!
      czcams.com/video/MHv0apmlqmM/video.html
      Thank me later.

    • @Diverse27
      @Diverse27 Před 4 lety +2

      @@pax4370 I'm glad someone did! Brilliant!

    • @Muhammad-sx7wr
      @Muhammad-sx7wr Před 3 lety +1

      *Xe's very entitled.*

  • @IAmNumber4000
    @IAmNumber4000 Před 3 lety +3245

    Xi Jinping seems like the type to pretend to dislike comparisons to Winnie the Pooh so his opponents start to unconsciously associate him with a cuddly, harmless cartoon animal.

  • @PKMNFan4664
    @PKMNFan4664 Před 3 lety +178

    12:48 I love how John added a roast for AT&T in there. 😂

  • @JoshisJoshisJosh
    @JoshisJoshisJosh Před 3 lety +52

    Fun fact: this zazu bit was done WAY before The Lion King reboot was announced so while it's fair to assume that was already in the works, it's also fair to figure he just threaded the joke needle

  • @whatabouttheearth
    @whatabouttheearth Před 4 lety +1703

    AT&T literally did become their parent company and John Oliver kept shit talking and criticising them. So good!

    • @tylerbeaumont
      @tylerbeaumont Před 4 lety +73

      Because even AT&T are more respectable that Xi Jinping!

    • @OldNerdTV
      @OldNerdTV Před 4 lety +65

      @@tylerbeaumont Guess they aren't that sensitive and insecure. Xi doesn't understand the Streisand effect, AT&T PR people do.

    • @jayw6034
      @jayw6034 Před 4 lety +50

      Lol if att shut down oliver on hbo he could start a new show on literally any other platform and tear them to shreds every week.

    • @augustlandmesser1520
      @augustlandmesser1520 Před 4 lety +10

      Well, when someone making fun of everything, including of himself, that puts things in various perspectives - not necessarily bad.

    • @mp7950
      @mp7950 Před 4 lety

      Jay W This comment was necessary because...?

  • @alexandermccarthy
    @alexandermccarthy Před 5 lety +3441

    I'm actually in China at this very moment, streaming this over a VPN, pissing myself laughing, and sharing it with my Chinese friends, who are also laughing, albeit slightly nervously.
    Well done, sir. Well done indeed!

    • @Silent_Kenny093
      @Silent_Kenny093 Před 5 lety +529

      and he was never heard from again...

    • @echtervorarlberger
      @echtervorarlberger Před 5 lety +274

      so which city are you in and what are the names of your friends?

    • @levi2326
      @levi2326 Před 5 lety +39

      On today on things that never happened... Your name is Alex McCarthy, do you seriously expect anyone to believe you

    • @IskandarTheWack
      @IskandarTheWack Před 5 lety +80

      @@levi2326 I mean he's claiming to be a guy visiting china.

    • @johannes7959
      @johannes7959 Před 5 lety +8

      Yet imprisoned? :D

  • @eylab1541
    @eylab1541 Před 3 lety +55

    Jesus, Liu Xiaobo was already my hero before I even knew about the mug thing. Imagine now.

  • @franticranter
    @franticranter Před 3 lety +17

    that belt and road song is stuck in my head now...

  • @YashKMusic
    @YashKMusic Před 5 lety +8206

    *I guess China won't tolerate any That's What Xi Said jokes*

  • @TheCstar07
    @TheCstar07 Před 5 lety +5438

    That last picture with the Winnie the pooh mugs was some classy last defiance

    • @Jakovdred
      @Jakovdred Před 5 lety +63

      They later regret immensely of their rash decision, because the manufacturer called and explain the correct usage is to spit in, not to drink from the mugs.

    • @TheCstar07
      @TheCstar07 Před 5 lety

      Russian Panda What?

    • @optimuschrist15
      @optimuschrist15 Před 5 lety +2

      Sharpice Woods what? Whoa what?! But why?

    • @pushkar6637
      @pushkar6637 Před 5 lety +30

      Sharpice Woods Even if the use it to spit in, they're actually spitting on Xi Jinping lmao.

    • @guillermotorres8164
      @guillermotorres8164 Před 5 lety +47

      He went down swinging RIP

  • @patzchan1900
    @patzchan1900 Před 3 lety +14

    That lady's high laugh at 10:57 brightens my day.

  • @mikotomisaka8714
    @mikotomisaka8714 Před rokem +53

    revisiting this episode in the present day, I can safely say even John Oliver understated how bad Xi truly is.

    • @frosthammer917
      @frosthammer917 Před 11 měsíci

      But the plus is that the initial withdrawing of western factories due to covid and now the emboldenment of the west due to Russia killing itself in Ukraine means that Xi's authority on the world stage is shakier than it has been in a long time.

  • @MultiSciGeek
    @MultiSciGeek Před 5 lety +8677

    Can't believe you didn't use the *"That's what Xi said"* joke

  • @annonimooseq1246
    @annonimooseq1246 Před 3 lety +2350

    The last time I heard “we’ll share our prosperity with the world” the fire nation invaded soon after

  • @JR-he6fn
    @JR-he6fn Před 2 lety +6

    i had autoplay on and I wasnt paying attention, i heard the crowd laughing after oliver said something and i got scared lmao

  • @audreylockhart90
    @audreylockhart90 Před 3 lety +12

    That Winnie the Pooh really tied the room together.

  • @leonhausb
    @leonhausb Před 4 lety +464

    I love how John leaned so much into the Zazu resemblance that he ended up dubbing him in the Lion King remake lol

  • @twentystwentythree
    @twentystwentythree Před 4 lety +868

    ... Sales of Winnie the Poo Tshirts have since skyrocketed in Hong Kong and Macau

  • @dyst0pi465
    @dyst0pi465 Před 3 lety +5

    anyone want to send a Winnie the Pooh plush to a chinese embassy?

  • @achyutrastogi8080
    @achyutrastogi8080 Před 3 lety +30

    Dude if you keep making awesome content like this you'll end up like Patriot Act.

    • @Dubs22005
      @Dubs22005 Před 3 lety +3

      what happened to Patriot Act?

    • @achyutrastogi8080
      @achyutrastogi8080 Před 3 lety +6

      @@Dubs22005 It got canceled. No more acts.

    • @blaster915
      @blaster915 Před 8 měsíci

      ​​@@achyutrastogi8080heartbreaking. It was an awesome show 😢

  • @aikout4403
    @aikout4403 Před 4 lety +820

    Winnie the Pooh
    50% Beloved character
    50% Anti-PRC symbol

    • @neoir8514
      @neoir8514 Před 4 lety +12

      Winnie the Pooh is the enemy of the people

    • @maxfieldjoyner5244
      @maxfieldjoyner5244 Před 4 lety +1

      Tuokia Mapper who would trump be in relation to Winnie the Pooh?

    • @Clarity520
      @Clarity520 Před 4 lety

      Frankly many Chinese like me love to describe him as Winnie the Pooh, in a good way. Me personally loved Winnie growing up.

    • @sungjohnny3640
      @sungjohnny3640 Před 4 lety

      @@neoir8514 how?

    • @neoir8514
      @neoir8514 Před 4 lety

      D Trump just a joke dude

  • @nmsl4133
    @nmsl4133 Před 4 lety +2424

    Never heard of the Winnie the Pooh reference, which means the government’s censorship works pretty well.

    • @bobs_toys
      @bobs_toys Před 4 lety +114

      Worked. You have now.

    • @fl00d69
      @fl00d69 Před 4 lety +20

      Only to the naturally ignorant

    • @whiskyfox7943
      @whiskyfox7943 Před 4 lety +14

      ? are you sure
      even my grandpa heard of this meme

    • @ssathessa
      @ssathessa Před 4 lety +2

      @Dominic Tirl Thank you for posting your link.
      I rabbit holed here due to this top reddit post of 09/29/2019 www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/daiysm/china_harvesting_organs_of_uighur_muslims_the/

    • @shirane869
      @shirane869 Před 4 lety +5

      Um actually I live in Australia and have never heard of it before lmao

  • @VIC-lq6wt
    @VIC-lq6wt Před 2 lety +9

    我是台灣人 謝謝

  • @kabe1799
    @kabe1799 Před 2 lety +4

    That song at the end deserves a Grammy.

  • @SuperAkmal92
    @SuperAkmal92 Před 4 lety +1399

    Right back to this after blizzard and NBA incident
    Edit: back again boys after red candle games incident (Dec 2020)

    • @LuGer212
      @LuGer212 Před 4 lety +26

      Just wanted to post a comment about blizzard, good to see an ally in the internet once in a while

    • @santosvazquez8829
      @santosvazquez8829 Před 4 lety +23

      As Honk Kong protester said “China are asshole”

    • @hypothalapotamus5293
      @hypothalapotamus5293 Před 4 lety +15

      To quote Uncle Xi, "When going after honey with a balloon, the great thing is not to let the Bees know you're coming."

    • @alejandroespinoza5680
      @alejandroespinoza5680 Před 4 lety +12

      This video aged like a fine wine.

    • @louisgarbour2737
      @louisgarbour2737 Před 4 lety +5

      And coronavirus

  • @Jibblymamma08
    @Jibblymamma08 Před 4 lety +1708

    That social credit score is like that episode of black mirror

    • @falpsdsqglthnsac
      @falpsdsqglthnsac Před 4 lety +17

      Nosedive?

    • @falpsdsqglthnsac
      @falpsdsqglthnsac Před 4 lety +17

      SiM bURR the idea of a social credit score wasn’t invented by Black Mirror, it’s been around for a while before that.

    • @ZoanBlade90
      @ZoanBlade90 Před 4 lety +14

      Or Psycho Pass.

    • @skillustrates
      @skillustrates Před 4 lety +3

      @@ZoanBlade90 Power levels, dude.

    • @rf7814
      @rf7814 Před 4 lety

      Literally

  • @-m4nGo-
    @-m4nGo- Před 2 lety +93

    Wow, insults the most powerful man on earth on camera, legendary.

    • @ickebins6948
      @ickebins6948 Před 2 lety +3

      He didnt speak about Trump..
      Sorry mate, your heard that wrong

    • @MJ-pu5lf
      @MJ-pu5lf Před 2 lety

      Americans do that all the time.

    • @ickebins6948
      @ickebins6948 Před 2 lety

      @Kaleb Kurian Who cares about the US?
      People can say whatever they want..

  • @XKloosyvv
    @XKloosyvv Před 2 lety +3

    I love the one lady in the background whose laughter lingers just a little longer than everyone else

  • @declanboyle5104
    @declanboyle5104 Před 5 lety +275

    I love how ballsy that AT&T joke was.

    • @maryrosekent8223
      @maryrosekent8223 Před 5 lety +13

      Declan Boyle
      John doesn’t pull his punches no matter the ramifications.

    • @declanboyle5104
      @declanboyle5104 Před 5 lety +1

      Mary Rose Kent agreed

    • @M0EJ0EKING
      @M0EJ0EKING Před 5 lety +5

      How the fuck was it ballsy.
      All this shit is made my writers and approved of before airing because it appeals to the audiance, the only think this shows is that AT&T doesnt give two shits and Oliver is a studio hack.
      Literally clapping seals.

    • @googamp32
      @googamp32 Před 5 lety +29

      +Moe Joe King Who pissed in YOUR coffee?

    • @trimpy100
      @trimpy100 Před 5 lety +3

      +Moe Joe King If you think he's a hack, why did you watch over 12 minutes into the video.

  • @socialistaamador
    @socialistaamador Před 4 lety +2969

    Pls, do another episode about China and the current events

    • @pattthepriest
      @pattthepriest Před 4 lety +62

      Especially with all the new Hong Kong updates and odd American Buisness practices.
      Also there was a whole bunch of old fiscal policy stuff that wasn't covered like them buying tuns of gold and silver and the Russian pipe line that more information and updates on would be nice to see.

    • @Cheburashka59
      @Cheburashka59 Před 4 lety +32

      @A. S. Specially the uighurs

    • @jacobhinchliffe6237
      @jacobhinchliffe6237 Před 4 lety +12

      Social credit scores

    • @katemakeup
      @katemakeup Před 4 lety +5

      Yes!!!! I am waiting for that too: Hong Kong or Xin Zhang...I eagerly await either. The tide is turning on Beijing.

    • @Mcspazz731
      @Mcspazz731 Před 4 lety

      Yes please!

  • @jbiliHacker
    @jbiliHacker Před rokem +8

    this show is so good i discovered it when i was searching about the Uighurs.

  • @katehill9488
    @katehill9488 Před 2 lety +23

    Hi Last Week Tonight. I'm a social studies teacher, and I absolutely love your videos and would love to show them to my students. Would you ever consider putting out a school appropriate version of your videos, with the swear words bleeped out and some more appropriate jokes? Because this is awesome information that students need to know!!

    • @twigwigsoso
      @twigwigsoso Před 2 měsíci

      You could make them yourself!! It is an adult comedy show but i've seen great teacher verison of history of the entire world i guess

  • @carolpoblete8228
    @carolpoblete8228 Před 5 lety +157

    What makes this episode remarkable is that John was able to make subtle digs to BOTH the net neutrality ruling and the AT&T-Time Warner merger in a deep dive segment that we all know can take weeks and months to produce 🤯

    • @MatthewRhodes
      @MatthewRhodes Před 5 lety +2

      Carol Poblete it's not hard to make two sentences about the att and time Warner merger. So yeah.... It wouldn't take weeks nor months to write a joke about it. The celebration of mediocrity in America is the reason we are in the sorry state we are.

  • @danem.9402
    @danem.9402 Před 4 lety +3363

    [This comment has been removed for violating Google’s guidelines regarding comments about the people’s republic of China.]

  • @NotRealKirby
    @NotRealKirby Před 2 lety +208

    -999 Social Credits 👎😡

  • @franco00767
    @franco00767 Před 2 lety +3

    This is the best show, great job.

  • @the1flym459
    @the1flym459 Před 5 lety +1407

    "Who stays up until 1:30 in the morning to watch John Oliver"
    Me: "Oh boy 1:30 A.M.!"

  • @benevolentmarinecat6926
    @benevolentmarinecat6926 Před 5 lety +517

    As a Chinese international student currently studying in U.S, I have to say the evidence shown in this video is really accurate and, subjectively saying, haunting, because even I know all of these facts from different sources, subconsciously I am just paralyzed to feel anxious enough of the changes happening in China.
    I’d like to discuss some of the positive social changes not mentioned in this video before jumping into my concern of current state of China. Firstly, the infrastructure development in China is skyrocketing. Citizens of china have their style of transportation completely changed in the past several years. When I went back to China during vacations, I was stunned of how convenient living has become in China. It is objectively true that you can live in a Chinese city with no cards, no wallets, but only your phone…
    Ok, the more important part…Every time in the history of China when our country becomes the strongest in the world, there would always be a wise yet powerful, authoritarian leader…no exceptions…The very idea of personality cult is rooted in our tradition, culture and, frankly saying, everything. Due to the ancient and influential filial system, Chinese are bonded together in the form of family. Every family in a tightly bonded community and most Chinese carry the duties of maintaining this community their entire lives. Personally saying, I found this iconic nature of Chinese people separates us from the western culture. Why do I want to discuss about Chinese families…well…since most Chinese are deeply concerned with their family community, living conveniently and happily is all that matters. If the leader of China can grant substantial positive changes to Chinese family communities, almost all Chinese won’t ever, ever, ever care of totalitarianism whatsoever.
    It is a bit of exaggeration, but in the majority cases, what I mentioned above can be applied to Chinese people’s reasoning. Even myself is considering how to payback my parents after I finished my education, and I am 100% fine with it. This leads to my concern: what will happen next to my own country? I don’t know the answer… Chinese people won’t stop our president as long as the family communities prosper. Our president is totally determined to push the influence of China to global scale. And with it, I could only say: absolute power corrupts absolutely…This corruption of power has fallen unto all powerful Chinese leaders throughout the history. We can still pointlessly hope that our president is not traditionally powerful leader, because what else can we do? What will diverge our Chinese people’s fate to another direction instead of repeating the Chinese history repeatedly…I truly don’t know…

    • @mimironshead4107
      @mimironshead4107 Před 5 lety +7

      Benevolent Marinecat I love your profile image. I have that image myself

    • @mimironshead4107
      @mimironshead4107 Před 5 lety +23

      Also, brilliant comment

    • @Kujakuseki01
      @Kujakuseki01 Před 5 lety +8

      Benevolent Marinecat you’re going to have to go back once school is finished. And you’re going to be trapped. I’m so sorry.

    • @benevolentmarinecat6926
      @benevolentmarinecat6926 Před 5 lety +37

      It depends on whether I will return or not...however I am always determined to contribute what I can to my country, my people. So probably you are right, we shall see...

    • @benevolentmarinecat6926
      @benevolentmarinecat6926 Před 5 lety +5

      Thank you

  • @EdibleClown
    @EdibleClown Před rokem +4

    I'm from the future! That Chinese woman saying she's optimistic about the future, really didn't see post-2020 China coming

  • @StriderStryker
    @StriderStryker Před 2 lety +9

    _Just keep in mind that _*_China_*_ is trying to keep a lot of dark secrets hidden, but if I went there, my social credit score would plummet out of nowhere._

  • @qq8959
    @qq8959 Před 5 lety +697

    currently living in China and just wanted to remind people that in general Chinese people are very nice, warm people that have a lot more in common with us than they have differences. unfortunately their sources of information are heavily filtered and they don't exist in the same political climate (I.e. in America we have well defined rights to assembly, protest, etc).. just keep any animosity or anger you have aimed towards greedy politicians and well removed from the lovely people of this country.

    • @timothybucky7170
      @timothybucky7170 Před 5 lety +9

      any intelligent person in china cannot become important. so sit around and be worthless. you meaningless living thing.

    • @thearcanefailure2485
      @thearcanefailure2485 Před 5 lety +89

      Fuck off Timothy. You probably live with your parents still or work at starbucks / flipping burgers at best.

    • @Superboop150
      @Superboop150 Před 5 lety +62

      Yes, but you also have to realize there are so many ultranationalistic people in China. Look at how many people support the Nine-Dashed Line, a completely ridiculous border to take all ocean territory from Vietnam, Malaysia, Indonesia, etc. The Chinese people are more than happy to support their nation bullying its neighbors if it means they get more rich and more powerful.

    • @justinokraski3796
      @justinokraski3796 Před 5 lety +2

      Are they as blunt as the immigrants?

    • @chris-hayes
      @chris-hayes Před 5 lety +8

      Same for North Korea

  • @CMGThePerson
    @CMGThePerson Před 4 lety +748

    I love how bored all the kids in that propaganda song look while the kids in the parody are having the time of their lives

  • @chriswitmer9754
    @chriswitmer9754 Před 2 lety +3

    I forgot what late night show had Andy Serkis reading Trumps tweets in Gollum’s voice but we need Jim Cummings to read things from Xi in Winnie the Pooh’s voice.

  • @adrianoliverblood7133
    @adrianoliverblood7133 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I'm here from five years in the future watching this...
    You had no idea what was coming. OMG, lol

  • @tubeRSH
    @tubeRSH Před 4 lety +2353

    When covid pandemic is over. I want another episode on China, please.

    • @fraserodonnell7618
      @fraserodonnell7618 Před 4 lety +35

      well, let's hope that this pandemic is over this year

    • @kylemin1384
      @kylemin1384 Před 3 lety +64

      @From Maui i can't remember China invading other countries for resources.

    • @kylemin1384
      @kylemin1384 Před 3 lety +48

      @maui what I'm trying to say is the US constantly invades, spy and destroy other countries but they still portray themselves as super heroes not saying China is much better but surely the US are far worst.

    • @derp._.5553
      @derp._.5553 Před 3 lety +4

      @From Maui sounds like something the u.s would never do...

    • @jeffhannan2675
      @jeffhannan2675 Před 3 lety +26

      @@kylemin1384 Tibet

  • @RogerWaters95
    @RogerWaters95 Před 5 lety +634

    I love that of the photos of US Presidents eating ice cream, Eisenhower looks like the ice cream bar fought against him in the Second World War and he's finally getting revenge, yet now without that hatred fueling his drive and ambition, he experiences an existential crisis mid-bite.

    • @mitchellbland1655
      @mitchellbland1655 Před 5 lety +31

      That basically sums up Eisenhower as a whole, to be honest

    • @electr_icity4613
      @electr_icity4613 Před 4 lety +26

      That is a surprisingly intricate analysis of a photograph of a president eating an ice cream bar.

    • @rich1051414
      @rich1051414 Před 4 lety +9

      ​@@electr_icity4613 Yet accurate. Look in those eyes... Who has that look in their eyes when eating ice cream... Well, maybe if he was grossly overweight.

    • @daveyhouston
      @daveyhouston Před 4 lety +3

      I have never seen jfk eat ice cream being that he is from Massachusetts that is weird !!

    • @phyllisneal8687
      @phyllisneal8687 Před 4 lety +2

      😂😂😂

  • @yerpedy
    @yerpedy Před rokem +2

    The Reese’s mug joke was absolute fucking gold and the audience just missed it

  • @CollaborativeVODS
    @CollaborativeVODS Před 2 lety +5

    More stories about New Zealand please!! 🥺

  • @themumblingdumpling2838
    @themumblingdumpling2838 Před 5 lety +494

    I'm in China right now, and the moment he said "and even: high speed Internet" the video stopped and started buffering.
    Should I be worried

    • @michaelt.5672
      @michaelt.5672 Před 5 lety +40

      Well yes, that was the whole point of the segment.
      Maybe a little more than the rest of us.

    • @grey8674
      @grey8674 Před 5 lety +51

      it looks like you got a low social score from watching this video.

    • @noirnoir3701
      @noirnoir3701 Před 5 lety +27

      You should. Their cyber security are insanely invasive as all means of communication are government owned. Be. Very. Careful. And don't buy Chinese made phones.

    • @ElBribri
      @ElBribri Před 5 lety +2

      YES

    • @Smash_ter
      @Smash_ter Před 5 lety +2

      Did they finally unblock CZcams?

  • @yunnotyum5288
    @yunnotyum5288 Před 5 lety +570

    As a Chinese, I’m shouting there’s finally a one TV show really describe the exact situation in China now!!!!!!! And so many details are true and accurate!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @timothybucky7170
      @timothybucky7170 Před 5 lety +5

      and none of this in china. so in a way no one knows what they have to do for the best china possible.

    • @PoliticalMatter
      @PoliticalMatter Před 5 lety +5

      You mean every detail is true?

    • @krishurlburt7375
      @krishurlburt7375 Před 5 lety +61

      If your watching this in China, make sure your using a good VPN. The state's been monitoring most of them.

    • @yunnotyum5288
      @yunnotyum5288 Před 5 lety +11

      Kris Hurlburt Awwww, this is sadly very touching 😂

    • @timothybucky7170
      @timothybucky7170 Před 5 lety +2

      i am albert einstein's grandson

  • @woutervanham8246
    @woutervanham8246 Před 3 lety +2

    8:32 don't think you've thought that abbreviation through enough...

  • @TadSimonMusic
    @TadSimonMusic Před 3 měsíci +1

    I love how he made a reference to him being Zazu from the lion king before playing him in the remake lol

  • @castillo33brandon
    @castillo33brandon Před 5 lety +263

    Xi Jinping the type of dude to eat KitKat bars together unsnapped

  • @hannahplas2495
    @hannahplas2495 Před 5 lety +548

    When that one woman laughs at 10:32, you can see that it makes John Oliver smile very briefly. It’s such a little pop of joy.☺️

    • @Ivy94F
      @Ivy94F Před 5 lety +14

      You’re right! Lol. I never woulda noticed it before.

    • @rinsawerig4147
      @rinsawerig4147 Před 5 lety +3

      Awww
      So true

    • @monster2slayer
      @monster2slayer Před 5 lety +35

      10:31

    • @malvavisco10
      @malvavisco10 Před 5 lety +9

      You need to click on your own time stamp to make sure it showcases what you wanted it to. Yours does not. Monster is right.

    • @xMoomin
      @xMoomin Před 5 lety +4

      u realize that's just a laugh track

  • @VictorRing
    @VictorRing Před 3 lety +6

    It's curious that Disney cast John as the cartoon character he self-professes to resemble the most XD

  • @yishuozhang4139
    @yishuozhang4139 Před 2 lety +2

    Three years later and this is still brilliant

  • @hnxandar1507
    @hnxandar1507 Před 5 lety +1576

    As a Chinese, I like this video, a lot is true when it comes to how he treats human rights. On the other hand, when is comes to international issues, the US doesn't really have a foot to stand on when it starts to point fingers

    • @DrewBisthebestdealwithit
      @DrewBisthebestdealwithit Před 5 lety +183

      HS Xu he’s British, so it’s even worse 😂 but he’s not part of the governments. That would be like me blaming all Germans for the actions of the Nazis

    • @ras8197
      @ras8197 Před 5 lety +40

      HS Xu haha he is British. You know from Britain (England). Yes, of course US don’t have a ground but you don’t need a ground when you pointing at someone who also doesn’t have a ground. However, if your ground made of concrete then US happily fuck off, Russia. Also, You don’t have to say “as Chinese” because everyone’s opinion matter and yours is not more important than others just because you are Chinese.

    • @96Hack
      @96Hack Před 5 lety +135

      There goes your social score...

    • @KrishnaAdettiwar
      @KrishnaAdettiwar Před 5 lety +28

      HS Xu isn’t this illegal for you to watch ...

    • @hnxandar1507
      @hnxandar1507 Před 5 lety +12

      Rasi true true, I still visit China and have relatives there, what I wanted to say is I agree with a lot of issues he said based on what I have seen and heard in China.

  • @Jarod-vg9wq
    @Jarod-vg9wq Před 4 lety +330

    “Hide your strength and Bid your time” is wise and intelligent quote that can be useful for victory in all walks of life.

    • @DanielVerberne
      @DanielVerberne Před 4 lety +34

      ‘Bide’ your time, but yeah it is a decent strategy.
      However, wouldn’t it be even better if we could work together instead of all the intra-species conflict? I mean, we’re all humans, fighting over land, resources, who gets to control others, etc. Surely we’ve played this game and there are better ones to try.

    • @richardgagne3255
      @richardgagne3255 Před 4 lety +9

      @@DanielVerberne Yeah let's start playing Warhammer 40k dammit!

    • @tonalambiguity3345
      @tonalambiguity3345 Před 4 lety +15

      Yes but why is being victorious over fellow human beings something desirable? This whole mantra implies that China wants to eventually rule the whole world. Considering how they rule their own citizens, is this something that we really want?

    • @daveyhouston
      @daveyhouston Před 4 lety +5

      @@DanielVerberne human nature cannot be overcame racism homophobia sexism zelotry will still exist 1 million years from now that's life

    • @erikakoki5871
      @erikakoki5871 Před 4 lety +2

      found xi

  • @plusgaf
    @plusgaf Před rokem

    And the ending song gonna stuck in my head for at least a week

  • @nissetuta
    @nissetuta Před 2 lety

    The productionvalue:)! Best report i have ever seen.

  • @TheMusicalBoy93
    @TheMusicalBoy93 Před 5 lety +302

    I love how John makes the joke that he looks like Zazu, and now he's gonna be _VOICING_ Zazu in the Lion King remake. That _can't_ be a coincidence XD

    • @Narutass43
      @Narutass43 Před 5 lety +12

      He had already been cast, dipshit.
      That's the joke.

    • @TheMetalTempestYT
      @TheMetalTempestYT Před 5 lety +26

      @@Narutass43 Bit harsh, wouldn't you say, fuckface?

  • @ritwicksen
    @ritwicksen Před 3 lety +748

    "I'm going to stay on top indefinitely"
    .
    .
    .
    .
    That's what Xi said😁

  • @heyysimone
    @heyysimone Před 7 měsíci +1

    "4000 different stories on new zealand"
    😂 yeah cause were awesome

  • @Simplegamemer
    @Simplegamemer Před 4 lety +660

    11:27 "lean in"
    One Year Later we got the remade Lion King featuring John Oliver as Zazu

    • @chey6073
      @chey6073 Před 4 lety +52

      AIM GLOBAL Video Archives Unofficial I think he already got cast as Zazu by the time this came out. Also he did a great job as Zazu

    • @maxfieldjoyner5244
      @maxfieldjoyner5244 Před 4 lety +2

      AIM GLOBAL Video Archives Unofficial hmmmmmmmmmmmm.

    • @phyllisneal8687
      @phyllisneal8687 Před 4 lety +2

      😂😂😂 AND, it's the best❗😂😂😂

    • @LucasBurrell
      @LucasBurrell Před 4 lety

      omfg lol

    • @LucasBurrell
      @LucasBurrell Před 4 lety

      @@maxfieldjoyner5244 its on imbd

  • @mattwaltzinger271
    @mattwaltzinger271 Před 5 lety +344

    I love how he compares himself to zazu and fast forward to now where he is voicing him in the remake

    • @TristanPignon
      @TristanPignon Před 5 lety +92

      He had already been cast back then, that's the joke! ^^

  • @clarklowe5632
    @clarklowe5632 Před rokem +2

    John think you may need to revisit this now.

  • @kunyangli2865
    @kunyangli2865 Před 2 lety +4

    Have to point out that tho ‘Xi Da Da’ actually means ‘Father Xi’

  • @TIMXU7704
    @TIMXU7704 Před 5 lety +346

    Well done, as I read the Chinese news, your show and HBO is banned in China now, so fragile Xi is.

    • @yanfanghu9220
      @yanfanghu9220 Před 5 lety +2

      Tim Xu No. Not because of this one. My English is not good, and I will try my best to explain it. It is all about Tibetan. About this issue, the reports shown in west countries were totally wrong

    • @Magnificent_life
      @Magnificent_life Před 5 lety +32

      Yanfang Hu you ban it because it contradict your opinions?

    • @moduspwnenz
      @moduspwnenz Před 5 lety +4

      well youtube is blocked so obviously -___-

    • @etutelary
      @etutelary Před 5 lety +12

      Of course they ban anything that flies in the face of their state-driven narrative. Damn autocrats...

    • @sanyokasamuri8946
      @sanyokasamuri8946 Před 5 lety +2

      Tim Xu that's how a tyrant is born

  • @203jmatt
    @203jmatt Před 5 lety +289

    A pretty balanced video. I've lived in China for four years now, and a lot of media reporting on the country misses the key issues. In my opinion, Xi is very concerned about keeping the middle class happy. Thankfully John doesn't overplay the "he's turning China into a police state" card which so many people in the western media often do. If he tightens the grip too much, he's going to run into trouble. The Chinese elite have always viewed the masses with fear. The analogy goes: the people are the ocean, the government is a boat. The ocean can support the boat, but if it gets riled up, it is the ocean that sinks it.
    TLDR: This is pretty complicated stuff; no one knows where China is headed; John does a good job with that.

    • @thestrappingentrepreneur2822
      @thestrappingentrepreneur2822 Před 5 lety +10

      Jonathan Matthews good analogy

    • @ulyssis
      @ulyssis Před 5 lety +13

      just for your information, the analogy was told by the famous minister Wie Zheng in Chinese history, who lived in Tang dynasty.

    • @juanvaldez1347
      @juanvaldez1347 Před 5 lety +1

      Fantastically said, and very true.

    • @luigivercotti6410
      @luigivercotti6410 Před 5 lety +6

      Are you even justified in saying this though? From my understanding, the phrase "playing the abhorrid-Orwellian-police state card" on China sounds like "playing the murdered-a-bunch-of-people card" on a serial killer, in that they're pretty much true, it doesn't take special foresight to see that, and they're also pretty goddamn significant, if not the centerpieces of the entire situation. I mean, from what I've heard it seems painfully clear-cut, so please enlighten me on the complexities that can somehow trivialize _this_ .

    • @nortonxvii
      @nortonxvii Před 5 lety +9

      there are other ways to do government besides liberal democracy, and liberal democracy isn't automatically the best
      Xi's power depends on a lot of other powerful people not turning on him; he has an incentive to listen to them. This sucks, of course, because if you're not threatening to the president due to being too poor or whatever, you're not gonna get heard- but, honestly, that's not really all that different from living in the US.

  • @sonalkumar9711
    @sonalkumar9711 Před 3 lety

    Man, that last 20 seconds really got the like from me.

  • @judderman1989
    @judderman1989 Před 2 lety +15

    I lived in the west of China where the Uyghur people are in 2008....I saw people being thrown out their houses at gunpoint and having them bulldozed in front of them. I hung about with some Uyghur people and was constantly being followed and pulled into police stations for questioning. I once googled Tibet and the internet went down and the police arrived at the door. Very scary place

    • @autumnjacobs1164
      @autumnjacobs1164 Před 8 měsíci +1

      writing sm to take up space ⏮⏭3️⃣6️⃣3️⃣8️⃣🔢8️⃣⏮⏮⏭2️⃣4️⃣🔟🔢⏺🔽⏭⏮⏭3️⃣⏺⏮⏺

  • @KyleLi
    @KyleLi Před 5 lety +1924

    Watching this while in vacation in china makes me scared.

    • @spark9_
      @spark9_ Před 5 lety +139

      Kyle Li at least they haven't blocked the video yet.

    • @hansenriquez1810
      @hansenriquez1810 Před 5 lety +193

      The secret police are on their way to arrest you.

    • @sebasmana5798
      @sebasmana5798 Před 5 lety +35

      Kyle Li u okay buddy??

    • @corey2232
      @corey2232 Před 5 lety +122

      Well...you definitely shouldn't have posted this under your actual name lol

    • @IhateCCP
      @IhateCCP Před 5 lety +26

      Mainland China is a shithole.

  • @fennxfox6241
    @fennxfox6241 Před 3 lety +119

    I have a friend who moved to America from a China and my history teacher was talking about censorship when she made a comparison to Tiananmen Square and asked my friend about it to make a point. My friend admitted she’d never known anything at all had happened in Tiananmen Square. This was just four years ago

    • @ibrahimyange1528
      @ibrahimyange1528 Před 3 lety +17

      All governments are like that. The US hid the crime it did in Iraq and the massive surveillance until they were leaked. But atleast it's much free in the US

    • @HongFeiBai
      @HongFeiBai Před rokem +5

      I wonder if Americans know about Abu Ghraib.

    • @adamjarrett5490
      @adamjarrett5490 Před rokem +3

      @@HongFeiBai As an American, I learned about the Abu Ghraib prison in psychology. Although I'd admit most Americans probably never heard of it.

  • @chackobranthan9825
    @chackobranthan9825 Před 2 lety +3

    The song future’s coming home has scarred me in an irreparable way and I can’t Unhear it

  • @isaacbrown4506
    @isaacbrown4506 Před rokem +1

    Belt and Road is looking like it's found its belt and is now hanging off a bridge over a road 😂

  • @TheHigherSpace
    @TheHigherSpace Před 5 lety +1334

    Gonna go on a whim and say this video is blocked from all social media in china hhh

    • @Tang0Fox1
      @Tang0Fox1 Před 5 lety +4

      TimelineUpdates just putting it out there? Lol

    • @tranvu5303
      @tranvu5303 Před 5 lety +137

      Pretty sure youtube is blocked in china already.

    • @blc0179
      @blc0179 Před 5 lety +54

      VPN is the answer!! Im in Shanghai right now for an internship

    • @jungle5267
      @jungle5267 Před 5 lety +56

      Jokes on you, China has no access to most websites. The government brain wash the population through China made social media. Imagine Americans have only access to Fox news.

    • @kisame_5331
      @kisame_5331 Před 5 lety +6

      VPN should help go around that.

  • @joshreidart
    @joshreidart Před 4 lety +238

    Seeing John Oliver predict his role in the lion king is amazing

    • @Saiyanprince1114
      @Saiyanprince1114 Před 3 lety +22

      It wasn't a prediction; the casting had already been announced.

    • @joshreidart
      @joshreidart Před 3 lety +12

      @@Saiyanprince1114 satire

    • @Saiyanprince1114
      @Saiyanprince1114 Před 3 lety +11

      @@joshreidartOops. My bad.

    • @joshreidart
      @joshreidart Před 3 lety +18

      Saiyanprince1114 all good my guy we come for the joke but stay for the friendships

    • @Saiyanprince1114
      @Saiyanprince1114 Před 3 lety +14

      @@joshreidart Amen to that

  • @LordTrayus
    @LordTrayus Před 3 lety +2

    I can't stop laughing every time John shits on AT&T

  • @ElevenerK
    @ElevenerK Před 2 lety

    O.m.g. Why did I only discovered this episode today🤣

  • @sarysa
    @sarysa Před 5 lety +345

    Well if AT&T decides to pull John I'm sure Netflix is dying to snatch him up.

    • @l6318
      @l6318 Před 5 lety +46

      He never won't have a job.

    • @lolipedofin
      @lolipedofin Před 5 lety +22

      This show is destined for perpetual Emmy a-la Jon Stewart's The Daily Show. AT&T would be nuts to kill this, and if it is killed anyway, that would just mean massive pay jump for Oliver in different platform.

    • @JeremyHemberger
      @JeremyHemberger Před 5 lety +37

      I wish Netflix would snatch him up. Then I could actually watch the whole show.

    • @calebdziepak2950
      @calebdziepak2950 Před 5 lety +5

      EVERYONE would be throwing money at him.

    • @jonathanpalmquist4894
      @jonathanpalmquist4894 Před 5 lety +2

      They’d have to go through HBO first.

  • @neokoo1985
    @neokoo1985 Před 5 lety +257

    So someone in China saw the episode Nosedive on Black Mirror and said that’s a great way to run a society........
    Neat

    • @fauxkamie
      @fauxkamie Před 5 lety +16

      I think nose dive was inspired by what was happening in China.

    • @111cvb111
      @111cvb111 Před 5 lety +1

      Well the social credit thing shouldn't be too much of a deal i'm sure, people will see it as an opportunity as a new form of business so they can be hired by people to improve their social credit score by various methods.
      Sorta like how China already has a service for mobile app developers to get their product into the top 100 for more publicity. They'll just have to put some effort in to not piss the government off too much.

    • @Psy_Ro
      @Psy_Ro Před 5 lety +6

      I think they read psycho pass and thought. "Cool"

    • @user-hh2is9kg9j
      @user-hh2is9kg9j Před 5 lety +1

      that is exactly what i was thinking haha i miss BM

  • @AnthonyEdwardsFMVP
    @AnthonyEdwardsFMVP Před 2 lety +2

    This must be MA 16+ tv show.

  • @rk-gh4iv
    @rk-gh4iv Před 3 lety +15

    let's all agree that it'd be better to see this show in many different angles.

  • @thedeathberry6709
    @thedeathberry6709 Před 3 lety +68

    Two years on and I finally connected the dots on that Zazu joke. He leaned so far into it that he voiced Zazu in the live action.

  • @AjeenkkyaAmbegaonkerAJ24
    @AjeenkkyaAmbegaonkerAJ24 Před 5 lety +166

    Did you know an Indian news reporter was fired after calling him 11 jinping!😂

    • @fabianfabianski7021
      @fabianfabianski7021 Před 5 lety +8

      Ajeenkkya Ambegaonker hahahahahahahaha i feel bad for the reporter lol

    • @doctorjee
      @doctorjee Před 5 lety +6

      yes by the indian authorities

    • @randyjax09
      @randyjax09 Před 5 lety +4

      Ajeenkkya Ambegaonker
      Lol wtf?

    • @stayfrost04
      @stayfrost04 Před 5 lety +6

      Yep, that's true xD www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-29274792. Though I can understand the need for an "action against the reporter" as Xi was in India for trade purposes and the news channel is State owned, regardless I don't think Firing the reporter was the best idea, seems way to harsh.

    • @diginaderose9618
      @diginaderose9618 Před 5 lety +14

      Randy H Yeah.It is a true story.The (government) news channel presenter misread xi as 11 and was sacked there after.😂

  • @maxhorsnall3092
    @maxhorsnall3092 Před 3 lety +12

    "List of untrustworthy people" Well would you look at that

  • @leieye
    @leieye Před rokem +2

    @LastWeekTonight A remake of this episode with the new info would be great

  • @casevanstolk3044
    @casevanstolk3044 Před 4 lety +301

    I think John Oliver more closely resembles Milhouse.

    • @fabioribeiro4627
      @fabioribeiro4627 Před 4 lety +16

      With his self-deprecating humor, he'd probably embrace that and make a practical joke about it.

    • @NFSF1McLaren
      @NFSF1McLaren Před 4 lety +10

      "Oh look! It's British Milhouse!"
      - John Oliver about himself, 2016

    • @carlodurant87
      @carlodurant87 Před 4 lety +2

      All he needs is blue hair

    • @auntiesemite9295
      @auntiesemite9295 Před 3 lety

      Yes, both are jews.

  • @KamInBim
    @KamInBim Před 5 lety +316

    That social score thing reminds me of the Nosedive episode in Black Mirror

    • @EchoSappho
      @EchoSappho Před 5 lety +10

      It reminded me of an episode from The Orville. But it's not new, the Yuan dynasty already had this system in place

    • @TahirNefjodov
      @TahirNefjodov Před 5 lety +7

      it basically is

    • @ashieshhh
      @ashieshhh Před 5 lety +4

      Exactly.

    • @MrCanscorleo215
      @MrCanscorleo215 Před 5 lety +5

      TheKamistry85 EXACTLY!!!! Betting that's where they got the idea,

    • @kjadfhgioaudbfvilaeu
      @kjadfhgioaudbfvilaeu Před 5 lety +4

      That was a great episode! I can totally see things going in that direction and it appears that China already has! :\

  • @quetzalthegamer
    @quetzalthegamer Před 2 lety

    I love the mug jokes. 🥰

  • @dr.pepper9893
    @dr.pepper9893 Před 3 lety +34

    Over 3,000 to 2 votes on abolishing term limits
    Breaking news: those two people who voted against it have seemingly disappeared and no one can track them how weird..

  • @Steamrick
    @Steamrick Před 5 lety +111

    I was expecting a guy in a Winnie the Pooh suit. Where's my guy in the Winnie the Pooh suit?

    • @mortuzak
      @mortuzak Před 5 lety +1

      Steamrick.... "Filtered"