Karl Pilkington - Top Negotiator

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  • @FernieCanto
    @FernieCanto Před 9 lety +3168

    The animation in this is amazing. They managed to turn it into an actual story despite the chaotic talking, with Ricky going in and out of character and whatnot. Incredible and hilarious.

    • @Azrael442
      @Azrael442 Před 7 lety +86

      i agree but it is HBO, they dont really do half measures

    • @cassanateli
      @cassanateli Před 6 lety +14

      The animation is cheap... you mean the art style or the composition

    • @cassanateli
      @cassanateli Před 6 lety +5

      Tanner Miller Simple flash

    • @JD-Media
      @JD-Media Před 6 lety +53

      I think he means how they actually adapted in to play out like it was designed to.

    • @adamwilson232
      @adamwilson232 Před 5 lety +17

      I think they've definitely gone for a Hanna Barbera look

  • @Tom-bn6pr
    @Tom-bn6pr Před 10 lety +1693

    I love Karl. He's not that impressed with a man who is LAPD and SWAT but is fascinated by insects like ants

  • @TranceSuperWave
    @TranceSuperWave Před 8 lety +2001

    "I'll just leave then."
    I love how he just cant be bothered and would let all the hostages die.

    • @bicolouredprawn
      @bicolouredprawn Před 8 lety +54

      +TranceSuperWave Lol, yeah! That's Karl all over! He never ever admits when he's wrong/talking rubbish.

    • @Stuurminator
      @Stuurminator Před 7 lety +128

      It's his last week anyway.

    • @vantheman1234
      @vantheman1234 Před 6 lety +15

      He’d rather be having a coffee at the British Legion

    • @taylor1999gamer
      @taylor1999gamer Před 5 lety +16

      He doesn’t have time, he has DIY work to do and his boiler needs fixing.

    • @gemstar7286
      @gemstar7286 Před 2 lety +1

      💀💀 LOL

  • @DrugzRKoool
    @DrugzRKoool Před 10 lety +530

    What Karl means is that it's like being a vet, in that there is an unspoken agreement that you will try your best to save that life, but also that if that person/animal dies, you did all you could.

    • @TheKrigeron
      @TheKrigeron Před 10 lety +58

      I think he also meant that the person/animal is expected to die.

    • @staticshotaop561
      @staticshotaop561 Před 6 lety +2

      TheKrigeron wring

    • @TotinosPizzaRollz
      @TotinosPizzaRollz Před 3 lety +4

      I think Karl meant, "If it dies, it's just an animal. No great loss."

    • @arstulex
      @arstulex Před 2 lety +20

      @@TotinosPizzaRollz Not really. Especially considering how sympathetic Karl is towards most animals (except jellyfish lmao).
      His point was that when a cat is on the brink of death and it at the point of being on an operating table it is already expected to die. If the vet somehow manages to save it then that's a bonus, but the vet is not *expected* to do so.
      Likewise, the moment those people were taken hostage they were already considered doomed. If the negotiator can save them then that's a bonus. If the negotiator says something that pisses off the terrorist to the point where they kill a hostage, nothing was lost that wasn't already lost the moment that person was taken hostage. That same hostage would have likely been killed anyway regardless.
      In other words, there is a difference between "failed to save them" and "got them killed".

  • @gregorjamesfergusarnott1024
    @gregorjamesfergusarnott1024 Před 9 lety +514

    You know whenever Ricky asks "what do you think of that Karl?" you're in for a hilarious answer.

  • @borednow5838
    @borednow5838 Před 8 lety +250

    This is one of Ricky's most entertaining performances.

    • @fredrydmusic1
      @fredrydmusic1 Před 3 lety +9

      And also one of the funniest moments of Karl especially his line in the end "Ah, I just leave then.". He's really fucking funny!

  • @WillWivellAnimator
    @WillWivellAnimator Před 7 lety +163

    I cracked up when Karl fumbled with the megaphone. Great example of the animation enhancing the original material.

  • @ForzaEnforcer
    @ForzaEnforcer Před 9 lety +1066

    "There's only one person we can ask for...get me Karl Pilkington"
    *Cue dramatic entrance*
    The best part in this scene IMO

    • @SlamHannigan
      @SlamHannigan Před 8 lety +41

      Sahrun If this were the trailer for a feature-length movie I would see it five times

    • @jakkuwolfinsomnia8058
      @jakkuwolfinsomnia8058 Před 7 lety +16

      The US president sat in his top secret classified military bunker with the world's greatest secret service agents with a world radar preparing for nuclear war against Putin and Kim Jong Un so he needs the best negotiator and President Obama says:
      "There's only one man we can ask for...Get me Karl Pilkington."
      Dramatic close-up on President Obama's face and personal administrative assistant gasps at his request: so speechless she nods her head and runs to fulfil the request. President Obama then puts his hands together and has a serious look: "he's the only man who can save us now..." 😠

    • @jacquesstoop2587
      @jacquesstoop2587 Před 6 lety +3

      Patches O'Houlihan Christ someone hasn't taken their medication

    • @cartmanofsp
      @cartmanofsp Před 6 lety +3

      Where's Brass?

    • @yungsammysosa6201
      @yungsammysosa6201 Před 5 lety +1

      Dilkington*

  • @Kleavers
    @Kleavers Před 9 lety +357

    I was in tears the first time I heard the hostage bit on the podcast.

    • @bd603
      @bd603 Před 5 lety +4

      You’re a hero mate

  • @ONLYFOOLSNVIDEOS
    @ONLYFOOLSNVIDEOS Před 7 lety +1001

    Actually that could work- Karl saying I'm leaving. The criminal could be like 'wtf' and look out the window and then get shot in the head.

    • @mauriceh7558
      @mauriceh7558 Před 6 lety +58

      dont let the criminals in on this plan you daft twonk!

    • @jjv2cantrememberlogindetai363
      @jjv2cantrememberlogindetai363 Před 5 lety +17

      Willz __ it was a joke, calm down fml

    • @LuxioV2
      @LuxioV2 Před 5 lety +32

      rufio'smousse imagine a film where Karl is a negotiator and his unorthodox approach mindfucks the criminals

  • @iNexTTx
    @iNexTTx Před 8 lety +569

    Anyone noticed its Alan rickman from die hard?

  • @Unqualifiedmedicalperson
    @Unqualifiedmedicalperson Před 7 lety +127

    Don't ever fuckin' say no to me! Lol

  • @33hegemon
    @33hegemon Před 10 lety +166

    3:22 lol how he struts onto the scene

  • @Muddster81UK
    @Muddster81UK Před 8 lety +135

    "Where's Brass?"

    • @jacob7608
      @jacob7608 Před 3 lety +8

      "Who the fuck are you? You bald little shithead." Lmao

  • @itsMattydud3
    @itsMattydud3 Před 8 lety +21

    That bit when ricky was acting as the criminal and he goes "DON'T EVER FUCKING SAY NO TO ME!" Made me weak with laughter

    • @PurushaDesa
      @PurushaDesa Před 2 lety

      Ricky as a crazed terrorist is fucking hysterical. 😂 He’s actually quite scary!

  • @itsconnorstime
    @itsconnorstime Před 7 lety +211

    I love how the criminal looks like Hans Gruber.

  • @MrSpazDoctor
    @MrSpazDoctor Před 10 lety +69

    The music accompanies this perfectly

  • @GenericSteve764
    @GenericSteve764 Před 7 lety +71

    The ending had me paralyzed with laughter.

  • @cousinted
    @cousinted Před 8 lety +105

    Ricky's bodyguard was bullshitting him so hard.

    • @evaalex001
      @evaalex001 Před 6 lety +8

      He clearly came up with the story. No one would protect his ass.

    • @Matty217
      @Matty217 Před 2 měsíci +1

      100%

    • @Alex-mj5dv
      @Alex-mj5dv Před měsícem +4

      You’d be surprised - a lot of the SAS / SBS guys go into close protection for celebrities etc. Podcasts on them all over the place.

  • @mightisright
    @mightisright Před 8 lety +65

    Nothing makes me laugh harder than Karl

  • @Guinness4h2o
    @Guinness4h2o Před 10 lety +23

    The grins on Stephen and Ricky's faces as police as Karl is trying to negotiate just slay me.

  • @joshbailey5512
    @joshbailey5512 Před 5 lety +13

    Karl Pilkinton: Top Negotiator. this needs to be a movie

  • @sailordarty9032
    @sailordarty9032 Před 7 lety +26

    It was known as the stealthiest SWAT mission ever. The gunman was so busy arguing with the negotiator, he didn't notice the police had already knocked down the door.

  • @DoodleWill
    @DoodleWill Před 5 lety +31

    There was a hostage situation in Manchester a couple of weeks ago.
    It took forever because they didn't have Karl.

  • @ValkyrieDaisy95
    @ValkyrieDaisy95 Před 10 lety +880

    "ARRGHHH...I bet you're hot in there.."
    XD

  • @itsMattydud3
    @itsMattydud3 Před 5 lety +5

    It kills me EVERY TIME when Ricky goes "DON'T EVER FUCKING SAY NO TO ME" in that character voice

  • @vantheman1234
    @vantheman1234 Před 6 lety +40

    “To be honest with you this is my last week”

  • @AutomaticDuck300
    @AutomaticDuck300 Před 8 lety +53

    If Karl was the negotiator and I was the criminal, I would be laughing too hard and just surrender.

  • @seanjosephhayes
    @seanjosephhayes Před 7 lety +41

    "In a minute I said!" 😂 Sounds like an authoritarian parent.

  • @welshbeef3
    @welshbeef3 Před 10 lety +149

    'In a minute I said' hahaha jesus christ. Pissing >.

    • @mrsensible3560
      @mrsensible3560 Před 3 lety

      I know! Like he’s being put out 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @JizzyJazz
    @JizzyJazz Před 8 lety +16

    Ricky was negotiating the negotiator
    what a hero

  • @MW-tv4mv
    @MW-tv4mv Před 3 lety +12

    Love how it's all American but with British police uniforms

  • @wilberforce95
    @wilberforce95 Před 9 lety +6

    the animation on this show is so fantastic.

  • @IndefiniteIdea
    @IndefiniteIdea Před 10 lety +172

    You don't know me...But I do this alot. And I can tell you that it never works out right. Do you know anyone whose done what your doing and is now living a happy life?

    • @nahumbolt86
      @nahumbolt86 Před 10 lety +44

      You know what, just reading over that. It's actually quite moving :)

    • @bulldozerchn
      @bulldozerchn Před 3 lety

      What’s your problem?

    • @prangboydemilovatoisacrack4584
      @prangboydemilovatoisacrack4584 Před 3 lety

      I think hearing that being said as sincerely as Karl said it would immediately cause self doubt

  • @CallMeGaffer
    @CallMeGaffer Před 9 lety +165

    Ricky: So how you gonna get him close to the window? He's thrown his phone away, there's a hostage in there..
    Karl: *grabs megaphone* "Erm, I bet you're hot in there!"
    LMAO

  • @Wesssss84
    @Wesssss84 Před 3 lety +11

    Ricky as the person taking the hostages had me in knots!!!!!
    “Who’s that bald cunt???”

  • @MillieTheSillie616
    @MillieTheSillie616 Před 7 lety +20

    "Well I'll just leave then"
    Perfect ending

  • @jirisvoboda6018
    @jirisvoboda6018 Před 8 lety +17

    No...alright in a minute....Dont ever fucking say NO to me....IN A MINUTE I said.. ok -_- xDDDDDDDD

  • @aisosaihama
    @aisosaihama Před 6 lety +5

    We need a feature length of Karl as Top Negotiator this would be too brilliant

  • @DDnufcGamer
    @DDnufcGamer Před 10 lety +88

    Tbf the only way he could shoot Karl was if he looked out the window, so Karl actual tricked him in to coming to the window.

  • @theresuga
    @theresuga Před 9 lety +189

    I just find it sad that a man who is LAPD, in the SWAT team and an impressive hostage negotiator has to moonlight as security to earn a living. And people like the Kardashins earn millions… smh...

    • @Gir4ffeKi11er
      @Gir4ffeKi11er Před 9 lety +16

      Spot on mate. Mental.

    • @hfdpayner
      @hfdpayner Před 9 lety +36

      I know mate, its almost like he's talking out of his arse about the other jobs... mental.

    • @comicbook325
      @comicbook325 Před 6 lety +4

      battermix it'd be better to have actual contributors of this world than pointless idolised mediocrity earning so much that seeing that they have such luxury whilst there are those who are starving and those who are homeless makes your blood boil with rage. I'd rather live in a world functioning on the written word of communism than the unjust, unfair reality we currently reside in, but alas, the concept of communism doesn't factor for the selfishness and evils of the human condition.

    • @comicbook325
      @comicbook325 Před 5 lety +1

      battermix remind me again the amount starving in the US in comparison to say, Sweden, Denmark, Switzerland and Norway and tell me that being a socialist is the wrong way. If you create revenue through demand but factored in the importance the job has to your society then maybe law enforcement, health services and other jobs of use in both the US and my own country, the UK, wouldn't be in entire fucking shambles trying to scrape the bottom of the barrel for funding. I don't believe in communism in practice because it'd would never work, but you're an absolute bullshiter if you say that socialism can't.

    • @kirkham111
      @kirkham111 Před 5 lety +3

      Alistair Davies we tied it and it nearly bankrupted our country in the 70s before thatcher came in and took you down a peg

  • @scottdixon4366
    @scottdixon4366 Před rokem +5

    5:27 is my favourite bit 😂 "You don't know me, but I do this a lot.... ite?"

  • @thefartydoctor
    @thefartydoctor Před 9 lety +240

    "Who's that bald c--t that just turned up?!"

    • @kurushin3711
      @kurushin3711 Před 9 lety +4

      MrMiniKG
      Oh dear, trigger warning.

    • @kurushin3711
      @kurushin3711 Před 9 lety +1

      thefartydoctor
      Your long winded explanation triggered me. I'm seeing blocks of texts every where now, I hope you're happy.

    • @thefartydoctor
      @thefartydoctor Před 9 lety +2

      Kurushin Here, I gladly give you internet points for being offended. _hands them over_

    • @kurushin3711
      @kurushin3711 Před 9 lety +1

      thefartydoctor
      I'm an apple.

    • @thefartydoctor
      @thefartydoctor Před 9 lety +1

      Kurushin I resent that. I am offend.

  • @dabluedevil1000
    @dabluedevil1000 Před 7 lety +281

    Ricky and his girlfriend's cartoon character, they look like Fred Flintstones and his wife, innit?

    • @wolventhrone1631
      @wolventhrone1631 Před 7 lety +86

      Theyre meant to, they deliberately chose a Hanna Barbara art style for the show. Fits perfectly, if you ask me

    • @UnoriginalGrimm
      @UnoriginalGrimm Před 6 lety +5

      It's animated by the same guy

    • @frognipp9015
      @frognipp9015 Před 6 lety +22

      wrong usage of "innit".

    • @StephNuggs
      @StephNuggs Před 6 lety +2

      Jan
      Innit = isn't it
      Don't they = donney
      Hahaha

    • @cannonfodder4000
      @cannonfodder4000 Před 3 lety +4

      @@UnoriginalGrimm Animated by the same guy? same as the Flinstones but most of those animators are dead by now! There's some Ex Dexter's Lab folk working on it so there's the Hanna Barbera DNA I guess

  • @cleonRIP
    @cleonRIP Před 3 lety +8

    I love how after all is said and done, Karl just says, "Fuck it." 🤣

  • @Lamedvavnik
    @Lamedvavnik Před 9 lety +71

    As much as They take the piss out of karl I can't help but feel ricky was at the butt of the joke on this one. I can just imagine this police officer security guard like.... Yeah I killed 5 guys with my bare hands, I'm a negotiator that's swat and I trained John Rambo haha.

    • @893loses
      @893loses Před 5 lety +4

      Yeah Karl dunked on him in this one

  • @Iain1983
    @Iain1983 Před 3 lety +5

    “It’s a lovely evening” 😂😂

  • @pipersimpson684
    @pipersimpson684 Před 3 lety +8

    "In a minute, I said."

  • @MrSpasticdancer
    @MrSpasticdancer Před 5 lety +82

    still a better negotiator than theresa may

    • @tarik550
      @tarik550 Před 5 lety +3

      acutelychronic very relevant to today 😂

    • @kirkham111
      @kirkham111 Před 5 lety +1

      Tarik at least he said no to a demand. Unlike her

    • @rahulkemp8347
      @rahulkemp8347 Před 5 lety +2

      @@kirkham111 I think theresa may v karl p in a dance off would be epic...

    • @barbosaguzman6101
      @barbosaguzman6101 Před 5 lety +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh so true today !!

    • @Benji568
      @Benji568 Před 2 měsíci

      Well, that's not hard tbh. She and Liz Truss had no spine whatsoever.

  • @jamesoconnor297
    @jamesoconnor297 Před 5 lety +6

    The funniest sketch they ever did. Kills me every time

  • @yungsammysosa6201
    @yungsammysosa6201 Před 5 lety +7

    Officer Dilkington at your service

  • @_james_7480
    @_james_7480 Před 8 lety +3

    Love the cartoons. They make it so much funnier.

  • @leroybrown1994
    @leroybrown1994 Před 19 dny

    Absolutely love these 3. Thanks for posting!

  • @davidhockey123
    @davidhockey123 Před 10 lety +36

    4:30 In a minute, I said. Hahaha.

  • @kassiethomas1312
    @kassiethomas1312 Před 9 lety +5

    His fucking laugh kills me every dam time xD this is my favorite show lol has been for a while

  • @AFlexibleGamer
    @AFlexibleGamer Před 5 lety +3

    This show is fucking ace

  • @liamhetherington9330
    @liamhetherington9330 Před 10 lety +24

    Jonathan ross seems to be having a tough spot.

  • @LittleBraveWarriorIsBest
    @LittleBraveWarriorIsBest Před 7 lety +1

    This is my favorite skit through the whole series

  • @bfmw13
    @bfmw13 Před 8 lety +4

    The art people did a brilliant job with this one

  • @therunawaykid6523
    @therunawaykid6523 Před 6 lety

    Love this part

  • @monkey97x
    @monkey97x Před 11 lety +5

    "Just come to the window,I'll show you the round head" hahahahah

  • @magicalrobster
    @magicalrobster Před 6 lety

    Ive just discovered these, they're amazing

  • @ublade82
    @ublade82 Před 10 lety

    One of Ricky's best roles yet.

  • @srbrant5391
    @srbrant5391 Před 5 lety +9

    I love how Ricky uses role playing as an excuse to insult Karl.

  • @hezekiahramirez6965
    @hezekiahramirez6965 Před 10 lety +6

    I fucking lost it at "Get me Karl Pilkington."
    "There's only one man we can trust. Get me Karl Pilkington." That's priceless!

  • @ollieconroy2674
    @ollieconroy2674 Před 5 lety

    One of the greats this one

  • @cory4429
    @cory4429 Před 2 měsíci +9

    “Where’s brass?”

  • @circle2867
    @circle2867 Před 8 lety +8

    i cant stop laughing at this one. bloody hell.

  • @joshodudo0952
    @joshodudo0952 Před 10 lety

    Love pilko me.he's just so down to earth and everything he does and says is something I wud either do or say hahaha

  • @JustBeClever
    @JustBeClever Před 6 lety

    These videos are so awesome! Please don’t stop making them!! Liked subscribed and shared.

  • @sst710
    @sst710 Před 10 lety +2

    I like how he fumbles with the loudspeaker when Ricky tosses it to him.

  • @FutureAbe
    @FutureAbe Před 8 měsíci +1

    Ricky's like "I want a fast car!"
    haha so brilliant! :)

  • @Jimbobiscuit
    @Jimbobiscuit Před 9 lety +11

    This is animated to perfection

  • @JustSteffan
    @JustSteffan Před 11 lety +2

    rickys laugh is the best i have ever heard XD

  • @puddingleaf
    @puddingleaf Před 5 lety +3

    I genuinely think Karl would make an amazing negotiator!

  • @0Bennyman
    @0Bennyman Před 9 lety +1

    'I'll just leave then' xD The animation fits so well!

  • @michaelhoward1583
    @michaelhoward1583 Před 5 lety +1

    Hilarious piece of comedy gold right here

  • @moonstarr8053
    @moonstarr8053 Před 9 lety

    These are golden

  • @AJRAGES22MUCH
    @AJRAGES22MUCH Před měsícem +3

    And look at Karl now! Part of a detective interrogation show!

  • @bobombo1988
    @bobombo1988 Před 10 lety +65

    that LAPD is a freaking liar.

    • @TheKrigeron
      @TheKrigeron Před 10 lety +39

      Yep, the guy just took a break and was taking the piss out fo Ricky.

  • @ndnxdnsnsn5005
    @ndnxdnsnsn5005 Před 5 lety +10

    Karl pilkington is the type of person to come out of dfs with a full priced sofa

  • @jowotjo1
    @jowotjo1 Před 11 lety

    love it

  • @thecinematicmind
    @thecinematicmind Před 9 lety +15

    In a minute! Hahahhahahahahahaha!

  • @kellypowell6730
    @kellypowell6730 Před 9 lety +4

    "throw a phone in the window so I can talk to you on the phone"
    "no"
    "alright in a minute"
    "don't ever say fûcking no to me"
    "I said in a minute"
    LMAO

  • @meganowens
    @meganowens Před 6 lety +5

    “In a minute I said”

  • @thetroglidite
    @thetroglidite Před 11 lety +1

    I don't like that they added music to some bits, but some of the sound effects are quite atmospheric

  • @jacobvalentine1676
    @jacobvalentine1676 Před 8 lety

    Words are literally the most powerful thing in the world they can break or fix anything

  • @neo69121
    @neo69121 Před 11 lety +1

    this is TOP material

  • @carlosfred8673
    @carlosfred8673 Před 5 lety +1

    I love Karl's theme song.

  • @drewdonahue123
    @drewdonahue123 Před 3 měsíci +2

    The best part of this is that the cop is completely fucking with Ricky

  • @homebuiltindoorplane
    @homebuiltindoorplane Před 11 lety

    fantastic

  • @TheStockportHatter1986
    @TheStockportHatter1986 Před rokem +2

    "I'd just leave" 😂😂😂

  • @ahmedbuckeye
    @ahmedbuckeye Před 10 lety

    That was brilliant man

  • @shannon6358
    @shannon6358 Před 8 lety +10

    Am I the only one that heard Karl's little giggle at 7:55 ? Hahaha that's so weird I never hear him laugh.

  • @darkuserrecords1672
    @darkuserrecords1672 Před 8 lety +3

    Funny as f**k ... every time ... Karl's a genius and smashes it :)

  • @bigstinger7380
    @bigstinger7380 Před 3 lety +1

    funniest bit in the whole show

  • @welshhibby
    @welshhibby Před 11 lety

    Excellent!

  • @bencornish1483
    @bencornish1483 Před 3 lety

    The animations are different level

  • @InlandGreen
    @InlandGreen Před 11 lety

    who ever makes these cartoons is Amazingly Awesome !
    Brilliant brain

  • @helenhortin7059
    @helenhortin7059 Před 5 lety +1

    Karl Pilkington ♥️