Meet Karl Pilkington II

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  • @DerHerrMitR
    @DerHerrMitR Před 3 lety +3095

    Karl Pilkington has the greatest "default setting" face ever.

  • @ocampo6794
    @ocampo6794 Před 5 lety +625

    -So you would go back in time to save 400 quid?
    -No 250, it was a bargain.

  • @EG-qh6er
    @EG-qh6er Před 3 lety +924

    "Pack it in, Steve. Have a rest."
    Any time Karl talks about Stephen Hawking I just know my sides will end up aching from laughter.

    • @Tomversal
      @Tomversal Před rokem +3

      Play Pac-Man

    • @Oshmoshy
      @Oshmoshy Před 10 měsíci

      I’d love to hear what Karl thinks of the cosmic egg idea

    • @mackychloe
      @mackychloe Před 6 měsíci +4

      "He's always online"

    • @DarrenJamiesonJamieson
      @DarrenJamiesonJamieson Před 2 měsíci

      I think that Ricardo is calling Pilkington a thick cnt...lol

  • @colinernest3925
    @colinernest3925 Před 3 lety +1341

    Karl saying "I just wanna worry about the time frame I'm born in, live in, and die in." is actually hilariously profound

    • @boratsagdiyev5679
      @boratsagdiyev5679 Před 3 lety +29

      Also you would skip that massive problem of time travel movies of "holy f, we suddenly can't go back".
      Who cares if it's five years ago when that happens am i right? At least you don't have to live in a cave to net get eaten by t-rex then

    • @rainbowGZUS7
      @rainbowGZUS7 Před rokem +4

      @@boratsagdiyev5679 but, caves are cool and safe

    • @boratsagdiyev5679
      @boratsagdiyev5679 Před rokem +2

      @@rainbowGZUS7 only until you discover the bear that's been living in it.

    • @WillOrWillNot
      @WillOrWillNot Před rokem +2

      @boratsagdiyev5679
      Only until you find out you’re in The Chamber Of Secrets
      Unlucky

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk Před rokem +1

      ​@@boratsagdiyev5679 why did you write that boring post rather than write something that Borat might have said, if you have the username you should at least stay true to character.

  • @Faz-86
    @Faz-86 Před 8 lety +3110

    I met Karl today at the Nottingham shopping centre, and he truely is a really good bloke, even got a selfie. Cheers Karl!

    • @Catonius
      @Catonius Před 6 lety +121

      Lucky bastard!

    • @hsk2909
      @hsk2909 Před 5 lety +36

      Spend 3 weeks with him and his "philosophies" get quite tiresome.

    • @sonahbribe5225
      @sonahbribe5225 Před 5 lety +146

      @@hsk2909 If you constantly put scenarios and hypotheticals on him for every conversation, sure. But other then that he just seems like a good chap

    • @hsk2909
      @hsk2909 Před 5 lety +9

      @@sonahbribe5225 I haven't constantly put anything on him. I know him. I know he's a good guy.

    • @raybellows9851
      @raybellows9851 Před 5 lety +156

      @@hsk2909 Auntie Nora?

  • @DJMKN93
    @DJMKN93 Před 8 lety +2027

    "Pack it in Steve, have a rest" ahahahhaa
    3:54

  • @markbattle1958
    @markbattle1958 Před 2 lety +91

    “We’ve gone through your family tree, do you know Terri the slug? He’s a great uncle of yours”.
    😂😂😂😂

  • @rhys7200
    @rhys7200 Před 3 lety +355

    No one I know understands the comedic value Karl has, he never fails to make me laugh and I can’t quite explain why, he’s so ordinarily grumpy it’s hilarious

    • @dummybugstudios6450
      @dummybugstudios6450 Před rokem +14

      I'm convinced he's a comedic genius. He's gotta be one of the funniest comedians I know

    • @danielbooth5035
      @danielbooth5035 Před rokem +12

      @@dummybugstudios6450 he's 100% legit and natural. He is a product of being exceptionally intelligent/ creative but at the same time lacking a formal education.

    • @lazylaurablue
      @lazylaurablue Před rokem +2

      I think it's because he sees very clearly without any bull. He is a clever bloke with a great sense of humour and it's obvious he sees and thanks quite deeply about things to. He is the adult to Ricky Gervais's child, which is why he sometimes gets a little exasperated with Ricky. Even though I find Ricky extremely funny most of the time, he can be a bit of a prat. When he's a bit of a prat, he does have a way of pointing it out which really makes me smile and often laugh.
      Deadpan.

    • @lazylaurablue
      @lazylaurablue Před rokem +3

      @@dummybugstudios6450 Yes. "Pack it in Steve, 'ave a rest" 🤣

    • @smorrow
      @smorrow Před rokem +2

      @@danielbooth5035 I don't think that's quite it. Someone that lacks a formal education usually is very interested in the same types of things formal education prioritises.

  • @MinaF99
    @MinaF99 Před 7 lety +3987

    I seem to find myself agreeing with Karl so often... Worrying...

    • @Jibbz28
      @Jibbz28 Před 7 lety +306

      He's probably the dumbest genius I've ever come across. Lol a walking paradox.

    • @patrickmoloney672
      @patrickmoloney672 Před 7 lety +182

      Have you ever seen a old man eat a Twix?

    • @MinaF99
      @MinaF99 Před 7 lety +127

      Patrick Moloney I've seen an old man eat a maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaars bar bar bar

    • @McTrollenstein
      @McTrollenstein Před 7 lety +30

      Not really. The big bang theory has been changed how many times now? They have no clue. All atoms once belonged to a single atom? Impossible if you scientifically know what defines an atom.

    • @McTrollenstein
      @McTrollenstein Před 7 lety +17

      Not really. The big bang theory has been changed how many times now? They have no clue. All atoms once belonged to a single atom? Impossible if you scientifically know what defines an atom.

  • @Mitthrapath6
    @Mitthrapath6 Před 8 lety +3064

    Please let Karl Pilkington and Neil deGrasse Tyson meet

    • @SamFBM
      @SamFBM Před 6 lety +43

      Johan Lund I think Karl could be a great flat earth president

    • @kellyegan7348
      @kellyegan7348 Před 6 lety +13

      Johan Lund that would be the absolute best

    • @vinayakbogam
      @vinayakbogam Před 5 lety +25

      Stripper tripper.
      I feel that internet has given voice to all the idiots in the world. It is filled with idiots such as you and stupid shit comments. This also shows that your mind is like a gutter. All it thinks is a color of a person.

    • @zoebidwell720
      @zoebidwell720 Před 5 lety +18

      he handled Katy Perry with patience and manners, so he could cope with Karl. 🤣🤣

    • @mackin26
      @mackin26 Před 5 lety +1

      I was just thinking the very same thing

  • @KaldmigHanne
    @KaldmigHanne Před rokem +34

    “I think they did the wheel before the pants” absolutely floored me.

  • @jarrettmaltry6305
    @jarrettmaltry6305 Před 3 lety +521

    I love how Ricky sits in a more throne like chair while they have Karl sat it something that belong in my grandmas basement

  • @zzcrazzprozz
    @zzcrazzprozz Před 7 lety +1471

    "atoms, there not getting in the way... so don't worry about them"

  • @sandyrussell1615
    @sandyrussell1615 Před 5 lety +771

    3:44 he so nearly said "if i was in his chair". dying

    • @pyrrhichos
      @pyrrhichos Před 4 lety +46

      He said "ch-oes" lmfaooo

    • @Ollied
      @Ollied Před 4 lety +35

      Pack it in Steve have a rest

    • @tomturley6725
      @tomturley6725 Před 3 lety +5

      Bro 😂😂😂 he nearly does 😂😂 gotta love the man

    • @debbie1060
      @debbie1060 Před 3 lety +2

      My dad died of motor neurone disease last Christmas. I can't begin to express the 2 years of progressive suffering to that point. Absolutely love Carl but found that offensive ☹

    • @josephcooper5225
      @josephcooper5225 Před 3 lety

      I haven’t watched this video in ages and I’ve forgotten all of it but the fact that I know he’s on about Stephen Hawking before I’ve even rewatched it is incredible 😂😂

  • @EaioneMcgarry
    @EaioneMcgarry Před 2 měsíci +108

    2024 anyone?

    • @THEGUNNERSHOW282
      @THEGUNNERSHOW282 Před 16 dny

      why the hell would that matter ?

    • @seangrain8610
      @seangrain8610 Před 10 dny +2

      Oh yes . Karl never gets old. Always my go to when I need a smile. Legend

  • @oliverl89
    @oliverl89 Před rokem +50

    Karl is super mindful. He's actually the clever one in this. He lives in his small world and is fine with that. People need to try this.

    • @louissanderson719
      @louissanderson719 Před rokem +3

      Bollocks

    • @YouSmokeChed
      @YouSmokeChed Před 9 měsíci

      @@louissanderson719innit I have no idea how people can ever say Karl is clever he is one of the biggest numbnuts I’ve ever listened to

    • @alexm631
      @alexm631 Před 4 měsíci

      You do realise this is comedy right 😂 dumbass lol

    • @joedent3323
      @joedent3323 Před 3 měsíci

      Mind Your language, Cunt-O.​@@louissanderson719

  • @Tomfissh
    @Tomfissh Před 5 lety +612

    Karl Pilkington. One of the greatest minds Britain has to offer.

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk Před 3 lety +32

      A national treasure, he's up there with David Attenborough for me.

    • @Bholmes17
      @Bholmes17 Před 2 lety +13

      Up there with hawking

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK Před 2 lety +1

      I'm not sure if he's a great mind disguised as an idiot, or an idiot disguised as Karl Pilkington.

    • @tyroon81
      @tyroon81 Před 2 lety

      He's one of the most stupid people that ever lived.
      Everything he says is crazy.
      He's only interested in how things affect him.
      Evolution for example. He think's all life is trying to evolve into humans.
      What a pillock!!

    • @jaymercer4692
      @jaymercer4692 Před 2 lety +23

      @@tyroon81 His brain connects things differently than a lot of us. We should celebrate those differences in some definitions of the word he could literally be considered a genius. He may have such a basic understanding of many things but the way his brain connects ideas is a true treasure and if you don’t agree with me that it’s interesting, it’s at the least very entertaining.

  • @MrObiwan1
    @MrObiwan1 Před 6 lety +644

    "Less astronaut's , couple of bin bags" - literally the greatest quote I've ever heard :)

    • @daytonasayswhat9333
      @daytonasayswhat9333 Před 4 lety

      MrObiwan1 Literalyl?!

    • @thundergun933
      @thundergun933 Před 3 lety +1

      @@daytonasayswhat9333 he's Karl's half brother

    • @Aaron19987
      @Aaron19987 Před 2 lety +1

      Chuck some shit up there

    • @mrjt9241
      @mrjt9241 Před 10 měsíci

      Leave your golf clubs at home and take some shit up with you and tip it 😂

    • @MrObiwan1
      @MrObiwan1 Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@daytonasayswhat9333 at least spell it right ;)

  • @Deadman1000
    @Deadman1000 Před rokem +18

    Karl's, "yeah that's great." killed me after Ricky explained the atom.

  • @dios.9586
    @dios.9586 Před 4 lety +66

    9:30 I genuinely can’t believe Karl wants to use a time machine to go back to a holiday in Majorca hahahahaha

    • @SuuupaGirl
      @SuuupaGirl Před 3 měsíci

      A villa, swimming pool, 3 bedrooms 😮‍💨

  • @DanielBrown-ee5tb
    @DanielBrown-ee5tb Před 8 lety +1046

    "we've researched your family ancestry...do you know Terry the Slug?" lolol

    • @HopeVJustice
      @HopeVJustice Před 6 lety +6

      * Ladies and gentlemen would you please welcome to the stage.... Splodgenessabounds! * :D

    • @starrrburst
      @starrrburst Před 6 lety +14

      I fucking diedddddd

    • @erica5624
      @erica5624 Před 5 lety +11

      Always make me cry with laughter 😂😂

  • @dandunning7731
    @dandunning7731 Před 8 lety +709

    "See, all that went right over my head…" what a hilariously honest man!

    • @mattjones8634
      @mattjones8634 Před 7 lety +41

      I thought he was talking about his hairline.

    • @omikronweapon
      @omikronweapon Před 6 lety +16

      Just heard an interview with him, where he says he doesn't want kids (partly) because he feels his genes shouldnt be passed on. For his level of intelligence, I'm honestly pleasantly surprised to know he's considered something like that.

    • @yungsammysosa6201
      @yungsammysosa6201 Před 5 lety +30

      @@omikronweapon he's not dumb at all...he's just a simple man that sees the world very simply..its freeing actually

    • @daytonasayswhat9333
      @daytonasayswhat9333 Před 5 lety +4

      A lot of it is, of course, an act.

    • @koalabandit9166
      @koalabandit9166 Před 4 lety +16

      He seems completely devoid of smugness or conceit. That's such a great and rare quality, whatever his flaws may be, that that alone makes him look to me like a great and admirable man.

  • @Darkplasmaray
    @Darkplasmaray Před 3 lety +56

    "Do you know Terry the slug? He's a great uncle of yours"

  • @zicomitchell
    @zicomitchell Před 3 lety +185

    Karl is the pragmatist and Ricky is the philosopher. That's why they work so well together

    • @FutureAbe
      @FutureAbe Před 2 lety +4

      Technically, a pragmatist IS a philosopher

    • @Tobias-bv8yc
      @Tobias-bv8yc Před 2 lety +22

      Karl is the real philosopher here.

    • @KarlSnarks
      @KarlSnarks Před rokem +1

      @@Tobias-bv8yc Karl would probably be a good epicurean

    • @str8904
      @str8904 Před rokem +11

      It’s actually the opposite. Karl asks genuinely smart & interesting questions about epistemology and questions like, what is the “self”. Meanwhile, Ricky likes to think of himself as a staunch empiricist & materialist but he pragmatically thinks and behaves as if he’s not.

    • @louissanderson719
      @louissanderson719 Před rokem +4

      @@danosdotnl I mean, I LOVE Karl, but people are reading into him too much. Ricky CAN be an arse, but Karl can be so profoundly ignorant it’s unreal. Borderline arrogant. He’s not this “deep profound genius” that people like to pretend he is.

  • @XKUnT
    @XKUnT Před 5 lety +253

    “I don’t know what you’re doing now, you’re just saying words at me.” 😂😂I’ve needed that quote all my life.

  • @sharlainjapan
    @sharlainjapan Před 5 lety +777

    “Antiques Roadshow of Shit” hahahaha

  • @pabbieduckhooks
    @pabbieduckhooks Před 2 lety +17

    Karl is so spot on with his evaluation of Ricky going back to the cave man era. Ricky wouldn’t last a day

  • @lilgit9969
    @lilgit9969 Před 2 lety +51

    Love, love love Karl Pilkington. I love how he speaks about things, how he looks at things, he's just so deep and never ever fails to cheer me up if I'm feeling down.

    • @paulinegallagher7821
      @paulinegallagher7821 Před rokem

      Are you kidding me? Ive heard the ramblings of a six year old make more sense. Hes as deep as a paddling pool

    • @lilgit9969
      @lilgit9969 Před rokem +1

      @@paulinegallagher7821 Then maybe his humor is above people like yourself?🙄

  • @TheLostHistoryChannelTKTC
    @TheLostHistoryChannelTKTC Před 5 lety +1593

    Karl's subconsciousness holds the key to the past and future evolution of Humanity!

    • @frosty_teacup
      @frosty_teacup Před 4 lety +63

      What if his brain holds the cure to cancer but he's not bothered enough to invent it

    • @l750z_6
      @l750z_6 Před 4 lety +5

      The Lost History Channel TKTC you tried to hard w that comment

    • @TheLostHistoryChannelTKTC
      @TheLostHistoryChannelTKTC Před 4 lety +1

      @@l750z_6 Indeed, first time being back since i typed it, : ) LOL

    • @draw4yourlife3
      @draw4yourlife3 Před 3 lety +4

      reminds me of Marvin from hitchhiker's guide lol

    • @enabler2456
      @enabler2456 Před 3 lety +4

      You're right he's the missing link.

  • @AKABoondock19
    @AKABoondock19 Před 7 lety +186

    I miss Karl Ricky and Stephen together so damn much

  • @SSR175
    @SSR175 Před 3 lety +22

    Ricky trying to reason with Karl is something I can watch for hours and hours😁

  • @Mista-Smith
    @Mista-Smith Před 2 lety +42

    Karl is so lovable even though he may say things he shouldn't. He has a certain innocence almost like a child. He's so funny to watch lol.

  • @ricocori2447
    @ricocori2447 Před 7 lety +115

    "Atoms, break em down, gravel, make gravel out of them"
    K.P

  • @Paddy.C
    @Paddy.C Před 8 lety +660

    That's really frustrating.. I wanted to know how Karl managed to rent a 3 bedroom Majorcan villa with swimming pool for only £250.

    • @itsMrNoble
      @itsMrNoble Před 8 lety +49

      +Aaron Bourke Nah, that was years before he was semi famous. I think he got it through a mate.

    • @dazmorland
      @dazmorland Před 7 lety +9

      Mates rates, from someone he knew ;)

    • @kurtpullen7806
      @kurtpullen7806 Před 7 lety +96

      Was Tattoo Stans villa

    • @SKATEBAIT47
      @SKATEBAIT47 Před 7 lety +23

      +Kurt Pullen Shit tattoo's on his right arm though

    • @tofolcano9639
      @tofolcano9639 Před 7 lety +6

      Paddy .Cook
      Mallorca*

  • @vtrico10
    @vtrico10 Před 3 lety +20

    "he's wasting his life thinking about something that doesn't matter" - Karl hits the nail on the head - he is referring to what Theodore Kaczynski described as "surrogate activities" in Industrial Society and its Future - I think Karl and Ted would have a lot in common with regards to their world view, Karl just doesn't know it.

  • @TheRunnerable
    @TheRunnerable Před rokem +90

    ”You’re talking about space. When did it start, where does is end - it doesn’t matter. It really doesn’t matter”
    Actually a genuinely profound quote from Karl Pilkington

  • @haz9808
    @haz9808 Před 7 lety +212

    They play off each other so well, it's literally seamless.

  • @luukeluketer1024
    @luukeluketer1024 Před 8 lety +208

    7:55: "It'll be like antique road show in the sky but with shit of the years gone by"............

  • @wereham
    @wereham Před 2 lety +12

    He actually owns Ricky on most things

  • @ryanhudson6961
    @ryanhudson6961 Před 7 lety +60

    There is an amazing amount of wisdom in Karls ramblings.

    • @David-ud9ju
      @David-ud9ju Před 3 lety +6

      There isn't really. Most of what he said in this was ill-informed crap.

    • @piffflair2624
      @piffflair2624 Před 3 lety +2

      @@David-ud9ju shut up David

    • @archiewall124
      @archiewall124 Před 3 lety +3

      @@piffflair2624 he isn’t wrong tho, Karl talks a load of shite he’s just hilarious and he doesn’t realise how funny it is

  • @hannahblencowe8399
    @hannahblencowe8399 Před 8 lety +354

    "Pack it in Steve, have a rest"

    • @creativeamerican8811
      @creativeamerican8811 Před 7 lety +9

      Hannah Blencowe
      Mount HaveArest.

    • @HopeVJustice
      @HopeVJustice Před 6 lety

      +Alexander Marshall
      Ha beat me to it! XD

    • @varun009
      @varun009 Před 6 lety +3

      Hot damn, the girls on CZcams are hot.

    • @LosBerkos
      @LosBerkos Před 6 lety +12

      varun009 Fucking stain on humanity.

    • @t5698
      @t5698 Před 5 lety

      hes in hell now anyways

  • @abergreg
    @abergreg Před 2 lety +60

    Karl is a national treasure, his brain is wired in a unique and wonderfully amusing way.

    • @john.premose
      @john.premose Před rokem

      No it’s not, it’s commonplace

    • @abergreg
      @abergreg Před rokem

      @@john.premose If, by making a comment, you broadcast your stupidity, then surely its ill advised.

    • @AD-df5tm
      @AD-df5tm Před rokem +2

      If only he was unique. The sad reality is that there are WAY more people like him out there than should be.

    • @abergreg
      @abergreg Před rokem

      @@AD-df5tm No there arent.

    • @john.premose
      @john.premose Před rokem

      @@abergreg yea there are

  • @tee1up785
    @tee1up785 Před 3 lety +15

    “Your brother you are very close to.”
    “I haven’t seen him in about 12yrs” 😂😂😂

  • @molhill2659
    @molhill2659 Před 8 lety +281

    I feel like Karl seems so tired in this one, not that he isn't in other videos, but he looks even more fed up with Ricky's messing around.

    • @ValkyrieDaisy95
      @ValkyrieDaisy95 Před 8 lety +25

      I think Ricky's worn him out xD Its bound to affect him after a while. Ricky can be so exhaustingly annoying at times xD!!

    • @stoney_703
      @stoney_703 Před 8 lety +27

      it's an exaggerated version of himself when in front of the camera it's they're dynamic, they obviously aren't like this off camera

    • @molhill2659
      @molhill2659 Před 8 lety +3

      +Sean Millson nah I defiantly think they are, yeh i mean there probably things they talk about off camera because they can't talk about it on camera!

    • @molhill2659
      @molhill2659 Před 8 lety +15

      +getagrip I don't think he is, i think you'd have to of listened to all the podcasts to truly understand there friend ship!

    • @15-Peter-20
      @15-Peter-20 Před 8 lety

      +Molly Hillier your beautiful xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

  • @itsMrNoble
    @itsMrNoble Před 7 lety +655

    I love Karl's shrug after Ricky tells him that it's a terrible flawed theory. He genuinely doesn't give a shit. He knows he's right.

    • @Tom-bn6pr
      @Tom-bn6pr Před 5 lety +57

      He's right about chucking bin bags into space?

    • @Caesarnr93
      @Caesarnr93 Před 4 lety +51

      Tom 22 while ur going up there, just bring a few bin bags with ya

    • @Christoff070
      @Christoff070 Před 4 lety +14

      He thinks he's right. That means he's either narrow minded or stubborn, cause Ricky just explained to him how inefficient it would be to do that.

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk Před 4 lety +2

      Leave your golf clubs and take some sh*t and tip it!

    • @DlcEnergy
      @DlcEnergy Před 3 lety +11

      @@Christoff070 I don't know how everybody thinks that's the biggest issue. As if it'd be perfectly fine to throw our limited resources away into space like we can generate piles upon piles of trash infinitely. Yall not heard about recycling?
      But yeah, even if they were already sending a rocket to space everyday, there'd barely even be any room to carry 1% of the trash we produce in a day on it. The crew would be able to hold a bag of trash each. That'd be it.
      And no, that wouldn't cost much to the fuel already needed to get this heavy rocket off the ground. Like think of why people are against private jets. It's essentially one super rich person paying for everybody's seat to have a plane all for themselves. Waste of fuel. It'd be more efficient to let everybody on and split the bill. But these rich people's self importance matter more than sitting next to everybody else. Anyway, point was, most of the cost is in getting the vehicle itself moving, not the passengers. It's practically negligible with cars.

  • @Maoulduin
    @Maoulduin Před 3 lety +7

    Karl knows that life is short and doesn't want to waste time on dwelling on the past.

  • @ianmcfadden5450
    @ianmcfadden5450 Před 2 lety +27

    Karl is a national treasure, true legend

  • @reggiewray2780
    @reggiewray2780 Před 7 lety +145

    Terry the slug he was a great uncle of yours 😂😂

  • @SylentEcho
    @SylentEcho Před 6 lety +51

    Gotta admire how honest Karl is. Nobody would ever say stuff like that aloud, let alone on TV even if they're thinking it.

  • @myeyesarespiders
    @myeyesarespiders Před 3 lety +65

    We need more people like Karl. He's not always right, but his process of thinking is so unique and out of the ordinary.

    • @Brandon_J
      @Brandon_J Před rokem +10

      He's literally the average Manchester man. He sounds like every other moody simple man here. It's why his reactions are hilarious to others.

  • @gener8joy
    @gener8joy Před 3 lety +12

    Karl Pilkington - simple man and because of that also a great man - I like him. His thoughts about science are so simple and he is so sincere

    • @paulinegallagher7821
      @paulinegallagher7821 Před rokem

      He has NO intelligent thoughts about science.

    • @gener8joy
      @gener8joy Před rokem

      @@paulinegallagher7821 maybe you have…… naaaa - just kidding (…)

  • @e.e.gravewalkr
    @e.e.gravewalkr Před 6 lety +109

    "There's a gang of 'em in the tube." lmao

  • @matteoj226
    @matteoj226 Před 8 lety +34

    I genuinely love Karl. The most honest, genuine, pleasant man.

  • @jakesyn5
    @jakesyn5 Před 2 lety +52

    Apart from the completely wrong bits he is like a machine that tells you exactly what you need to hear with no filter and no second thoughts on what people think , it’s rare and purely admirable

  • @chriselyr2484
    @chriselyr2484 Před 3 lety +7

    Ricky: What's the answer to life, the universe and everything?
    Karl: What's for tea?

  • @TheJawaah
    @TheJawaah Před 7 lety +100

    3:45 ahaha he was so close to saying chair

  • @senorcoonster
    @senorcoonster Před 4 lety +123

    Karl is really smart to be honest. Don’t stress by thinking about things that don’t directly affect our everyday lives. You can’t get smarter than that.

    • @lNeVaR
      @lNeVaR Před 2 lety +9

      Thats literally so dumb

    • @Komiksti
      @Komiksti Před 2 lety +15

      @@lNeVaR Actually it's one of the fundamental teachings of Daoism, look it up. Hardly dumb at all.

    • @fbwhitey
      @fbwhitey Před 2 lety +23

      @@Komiksti Regardless, relatively not all that long ago in humanity's era, electricity was something that had zero impact on a persons daily life; the discovery of which was mostly due to simple curiosity. The first to discover and create electricity will have had absolutely no idea how profound an impact their experiments would eventually have on the entire human race, but here we are.
      Disregarding things that seemingly have no impact on us today seems so short-sighted, and we have no idea how these important these things may become to future generations

    • @wpgeeth
      @wpgeeth Před 2 lety +2

      @@lNeVaR its quite amazing how people cant grasp simple theories like big bang. Some kids get it.

    • @wpgeeth
      @wpgeeth Před 2 lety

      @fuikinga it doesnt matter really wether you care about it or not. Its irrelevant.

  • @kida9195
    @kida9195 Před 11 měsíci +2

    “There’s a gang of em In’da toob. All mushified.”
    God that got me good.

  • @user-mg6vx9fy3e
    @user-mg6vx9fy3e Před 9 dny +2

    I would vote and trust Karl over any politician any day of the week,with Karl you always know where you stand, unfiltered thoughts,most of it is actually the simple truth ,why he's so brilliant

  • @DeathEgg666
    @DeathEgg666 Před 7 lety +38

    "Atoms....they're not getting in the way, stop worrying about em" I love Karl

  • @thebigpicture2455
    @thebigpicture2455 Před 4 lety +56

    As the years go by I realize more and more that Karl is just speaking truth...it's so far ahead that it may seem like comedy.

  • @partiallyperfect3943
    @partiallyperfect3943 Před 4 lety +11

    Karl is just amazing, I could watch him all day!

  • @jordancarter5507
    @jordancarter5507 Před 2 lety +7

    Karl is the bees knees,legs and elbows, funniest man on earth

  • @Forestgravy90
    @Forestgravy90 Před 6 lety +31

    Outer space being like a museum because it'll have some bin bags floating about with old stuff in it might be the maddest thing Karl has ever said

    • @doc-holliday-
      @doc-holliday- Před 6 lety +5

      Forest_gravy Madder then injecting an old person in the head with "something" and having them live their life in reverse, instead of having kids?

  • @stonehouseguitars3869
    @stonehouseguitars3869 Před 5 lety +82

    As someone who struggles with being fed up and sick of it all the time, this guy really gives me hope. I’m a bit sad he’s been around for like 20 years now and I’ve only just started listening to him this past year. Was very happy to watch sick of it and looking forward to hopefully a long and brilliant career to come from Karl pilkington. Also Gervais as always is a brilliant and hardworking man who is one of my personal heroes even if sometimes I can’t stand his personality. His new series “After Life” was absolutely brilliant and I hope he decides to introduce Karl to the cast. Thanks for all your hard work gentlemen

    • @timwideman8824
      @timwideman8824 Před 2 lety +8

      He didn’t like acting in Derek. He’s a better character naturally than most actors are capable of portraying.

    • @josephmonti-kaye2487
      @josephmonti-kaye2487 Před rokem +2

      You need to listen to all of the XFM shows, the podcasts, and the series ‘Guide to’.

    • @jawdzbanga4540
      @jawdzbanga4540 Před rokem +1

      @@josephmonti-kaye2487 everyone needs to listen to those compilations .. they are consistently funny even after me having them on repeat for years. The best 👌🏻❤️

  • @Raining23Buckets
    @Raining23Buckets Před 5 měsíci +3

    “ They say what’s going on”, “ I say I’m just visiting “ Onya Karl Legend 😂

  • @TheLocalStar
    @TheLocalStar Před rokem +2

    The wickedist thing is Ricky Gervais just can't comprehend ignorance is bliss. Karl's had an entire programme, travelled the world now, had a cartoon made about him and is more famous than most astronauts nowadays lol all from being himself and having his own point of view

  • @vandalsavage6990
    @vandalsavage6990 Před 6 lety +58

    The funniest thing Karl could be considered a great thinker without effort because of his honesty.

  • @cojocoolio
    @cojocoolio Před 7 lety +45

    I could watch Ricky and Karl talk all day long, I crack up and then Ricky's laugh makes me laugh even harder

  • @user-kb6mj7zq8t
    @user-kb6mj7zq8t Před 2 měsíci +2

    I would tell Carl He's absolutely spot on about everything he says.

    • @marionkennedy9651
      @marionkennedy9651 Před 2 měsíci

      Yeah he IS ! A very bright and extremely funny guy!💯👍

  • @stuartbritain8529
    @stuartbritain8529 Před 3 lety +5

    Karl’s been right all along. Lucky for me, I realised this sooner, rather than later.

  • @twotragediesinlife667
    @twotragediesinlife667 Před 4 lety +30

    The reason Karl is so interesting is because he makes a lot of sense in his ramblings. Love these guys

  • @dj4650
    @dj4650 Před 7 lety +10

    Karl is like Einstein for the common man. Someone who sees life in cliff notes with no filler

  • @Edsblog1
    @Edsblog1 Před 3 lety +6

    -Marmotte. Mouse.
    -You're just saying words... What's a Marmotte?
    This is GENIUS.

  • @typicalchicken4479
    @typicalchicken4479 Před 2 lety +4

    HOW on EARTH does he not crack a smile at what he says! he's absolutely hilarious.

  • @sammullett17
    @sammullett17 Před 5 lety +18

    I have read Karl Pilkington books, watched the TV series and the podcasts but I still prefer the one-one interviews they are TV gold haha, learning English with Ricky Gervais is the funniest thing on CZcams 😂✌️

    • @beardedloon77
      @beardedloon77 Před 2 lety

      Watch the Derek outtakes can't remember which but in one of them you actually get to see Karl actually lose it an hysterically laugh but only once which makes it so much funnier that he's got people in fits all around him an he's still deadpan until this one moment.🤣

  • @richardroberts1744
    @richardroberts1744 Před 6 lety +28

    The best thing about Karl Is that if he really thought about it he is worth loads of money. But his humility doesn't see it. Oblivious!!! And that is incorruptible. A true human in a way. No distractions. No ego. Just I want my little life. That's all.

    • @katienovota8870
      @katienovota8870 Před 5 lety +4

      I have a feeling he knows exactly what he's doing.

    • @hazelwalsh3269
      @hazelwalsh3269 Před 5 lety +1

      Richard Roberts ignorance is bliss!!

    • @katqt32
      @katqt32 Před 3 lety

      Katie Novota maybe, maybe not. Either way, he enjoys the simple things and doesn’t do bad things, and I think that’s something respectable :)

  • @cosmoheldenbergh8843
    @cosmoheldenbergh8843 Před 4 lety +16

    i feel like most his theories are based on putting the enjoyment of one person above mutual understanding of the universe and I love it

  • @elvisjimpa100
    @elvisjimpa100 Před 4 lety +231

    Pop it in youtube

  • @dylanhulland6342
    @dylanhulland6342 Před 7 lety +1139

    What Ricky sees when looking at Karl
    ££££££££££

    • @missesrobot8182
      @missesrobot8182 Před 7 lety +70

      Lol, you never see Ricky advertise Karl's books or shows that he doesn't make with Gervais.

    • @symbiote1982pk
      @symbiote1982pk Před 7 lety +44

      Catherine why would he? he's a businessman, why would he give his competition free advertising? what sort of ridiculous thing is that to even type? he doesn't advertise the shitty films Steve Merchant is in, or portal 2 either, does that make him a bad person somehow?

    • @missesrobot8182
      @missesrobot8182 Před 7 lety +81

      Well, since they're meant to be friends, and Ricky simply loves Karls mind, you'd assume he might say 'Check out Karls new book' randomly on facebook, or just commenting on how well Karl's doing lately, but he only does that when he's involved. Beyonce promotes her sisters album on her instagram. It comes across a tad childish. Karl mentioned how funny Stephen looks in his Crystal Maze X Men bald albino get up the other day on Facebook.

    • @MrInsignifcant
      @MrInsignifcant Před 7 lety +17

      +Catherine You lost me at Beyonce.

    • @symbiote1982pk
      @symbiote1982pk Před 7 lety +9

      Catherine they arent "meant" to be friends, they are, that doesn't change the fact that Ricky owns and operates a production company and has no onus to promote a rival product regardless of who is in it. as I pointed out, he doesn't do the same for Steve, that Karl does means nothing, as he has no horse in the race, it doesn't infer he's a better or worse person than Ricky, is he more earnest? for sure but he doesn't run a production company so he doesn't have to protect any investments.

  • @Horus2468
    @Horus2468 Před 7 lety +138

    He's not entirely wrong most of the time. lol.

    • @cornybeef
      @cornybeef Před 4 lety +22

      Horus2468
      But he’s never entirely correct

  • @billzebub7535
    @billzebub7535 Před rokem +6

    I love Ricky rolling his eyes talking about the “magic” of god..
    Proceeds to discuss the big bang in a whimsical miraculous sense. Lol

    • @Adam-fj9px
      @Adam-fj9px Před 3 měsíci

      And the fact that the big bang was theorised by a priest lol

  • @HadleyMaeHudson
    @HadleyMaeHudson Před 2 lety +5

    ‘What’s a marmot?’ I’ve got tears 😭🤣😂 I love him!

  • @torchbearer3784
    @torchbearer3784 Před rokem +2

    I could listen to these two for hours 👍

  • @hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh6898

    I love how he says 'bang'
    "bahnnnnk"

  • @DeesonJame
    @DeesonJame Před 7 lety +13

    Go back in time to have the same vacation.. brilliant!

  • @sunwukong6897
    @sunwukong6897 Před 3 lety +17

    Karl Pilkington is one of the wisest individuals I have ever born witness to and that’s not a joke.

    • @navjitbassi03
      @navjitbassi03 Před rokem +2

      After hearing him crumble on that logic question i feel sorry for u if that comment is factual

  • @southernchick9077
    @southernchick9077 Před 4 lety +2

    Please bring this show back. I miss truly laughing at television

  • @stoox006
    @stoox006 Před 8 lety +289

    OMG... I haven't seen this one. How is it possible?

  • @ions89
    @ions89 Před 7 lety +434

    karl dilkington

  • @cameronway2075
    @cameronway2075 Před 11 měsíci +1

    who else is watching this 2023, what a incredible bloke to be alive

  • @IrishHooligan86
    @IrishHooligan86 Před rokem +3

    I can relate to Karl Pilkington in so many ways

  • @cartmanofsp
    @cartmanofsp Před 8 lety +81

    Pack it in Steve, 'av a rest

    • @cartmanofsp
      @cartmanofsp Před 8 lety +1

      I loved him suggesting instead of discovering the mysteries of the Universe he should play Pac-Man

  • @creativeamerican8811
    @creativeamerican8811 Před 7 lety +30

    "You're just saying words at me now! What's a marmot?!"

  • @SpeedBoost
    @SpeedBoost Před 4 měsíci +1

    Ricky went from looking 50 (XFM and the Office timeframe) to then looking 30 (in this timeframe) then back to looking 50, then looking 40 again (during the Derek) and now he looks well into his 60's!
    He ages like he's on Shuffle or something.

  • @Thu2za
    @Thu2za Před rokem +4

    Having watched the cartoons so much its crazy how the facial expressions are so accurate lol the fact that karl is genuinely like this is crazy😅 what a character

  • @davidwood3761
    @davidwood3761 Před 4 lety +22

    “If you’re up there get rid of a few bin bags” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Bopperann
    @Bopperann Před 4 lety +14

    11:56 "they'd take your pants off" Carl's response expression is so great

  • @sisu4134
    @sisu4134 Před 2 lety

    This is great!! Love Ricky's laugh

  • @scottiedog4236
    @scottiedog4236 Před 2 lety

    Truly amazing friends Ricky n Karl …